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The Laws of Anime

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
CatalystEXE by Shujin1 reviews
She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Not your typical SI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,552 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Shepard (M)
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 383,498 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 4,067 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
The Rise of Overlord Vulcan! by The Dark Dragen reviews
Read Harry's journey through his first few years at Hogwarts, and how it made him start his quest to become the new most feared Overlord ever known: Overlord Vulcan. Dark/EVIL/VERY Powerful/Harry/BIG Harem. Not for children - PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 247,262 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G., OC, Hermione G.]
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 377,402 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 5,465 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Power of the Dark Side by Faykan reviews
Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,590 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,841 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/1/2014
Webwork by Trackula reviews
Balance does not discriminate. The failure of successive dark champions present and future has created an imbalance in favor of the light. Thanks to the meddling of a fallen foe, Jade Chan will pay the price for another's tampering with destiny. Though heroes will rise yet again to face darkness, Jade has a stake in this conflict such as no dark foe before her. Post Season 5
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 270,905 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Jade C.
Fate's Gamble: Round Two by Lupine Horror reviews
Sequel to Fate's Gamble. Harry has finished with his original world (aside from a few visits) and now it's time to follow through on his promise to Fate to set right another world that her meddling didn't have quite the same effect as in his own. Summoned to fight Voldemort once more, Harry decides to have some fun while he's there. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,203 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/15/2014
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,382 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
Path to Happiness by AriesOrion reviews
'For all she has given me, I can give her that in return.' Azaela Grace Potter made a deal, in exchange for her soul. And from that moment on, everything changes. What will change if the Savior of the Wizarding World met Dean Winchester during his stay in Hell, and gets sent to help Team Free Will by God himself? The balance will tip, but in whose favor? Gabriel/OC (Azaela)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,252 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Gabriel] Dean W., Death
Wizards, Vegas, Wine and Wedding by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
AU of Blood Brandy's Vegas Challenge. After the Tri-Wizard Disaster, Harry Potter is fleeing Britain with his godfather for murdering several prominent purebloods, as well as using the killing curse. The fact it was deatheaters and on Voldemort's homunculus doesn't concern the ministry. Fleeing to the United States, the Potter Luck strikes again. HP/Teen Titan XO, Dumbles!Bash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/7
Rebirth of the 4 by Silent Soul Ken -SSK reviews
The legendary Four Horsemen are dead and the angels and demons fight from realm to realm destroying them. The Charred council has no choice but to bring back the four but they only have enough power for one… War…
Crossover - Naruto & Darksiders - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,913 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U.
The Wielder of the Waffle-Iron by Maidenmothercrone reviews
Malekith captures Darcy and tries to gain control of a powerful human weapon (Malekith / Darcy).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Malekith, Darcy L.
Incubus by BlakeM.D reviews
Harry's world is flipped upside down when he is visited by a naked fairy on his fourteenth birthday. Finding out that he is a rare type of incubus known as a Choiceling is the least of his problems when he finds out just how drastically his life is about to change. How will young Harry manage an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,860 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.]
The Soul Within by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
The blood protection inside of Harry blocked His killing curse and burned His host body to ashes, yet failed to stop His soul from entering his body? Oh wait, it didn't! Harry's blood protection fights against Voldemort's soul and something new is created...a new soul and companion. Harry thinks it is unfair that she doesn't have a body of her own...well he is going to change that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,636 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G., OC]
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,110 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 6,364 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 219,849 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Another Day in the Life of by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter's troubled life is further complicated as his gender is changed due to a shoddy potion and a rebounding blood seal, she is the only one not surprised at this, after all its her luck. Now known as Lilly she must struggle containing her now unfettered magic while at the same time embracing her Slytherin aspects in a bid to control her own destiny. Mix of Drama and Comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29833 - Favs: 16,153 - Follows: 14,364 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring Down The Sky by NeonZangetsu reviews
What lies beyond the sky? What stars and different races await beyond the precipiece of our vision? Unfortunately, he's about to find out what awaits us beyond the starry sky. The hard way. NarutoxJackxTali! Co-Written by myself and Uzumaki Crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,435 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Naruto U., Tali'Zorah, Jack, Shiala
My Sweetest Poison by Anendda Rysden reviews
Caught up in Wesker's mystery and intrigue, Claire slowly uncovers a grim secret that could change everything she knows about the man. Now she's falling in love with the Devil, and the line between good and evil has already begun to blur...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,861 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] Chris R., Jill V.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5225 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Q Effect by BoredZero reviews
Message from the Crew: So...the Author decided that he screwed up the story because he lost the plot too many times, and instead of trying to salvage the story, he's hitting the reset button. Joy. See if we turn up in the next story. Who does this guy think he is, toying with the fate of an entire galaxy like that? (A/N: Wrote self into corner. Revamping for less suck.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,451 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., Shepard (M), OC - Complete
Gods don't do it better by karlaakamsloki reviews
Jane claims gods are bad at sex, Darcy test this theory with disastrous results. Pure crack.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24 - Darcy L., Loki
Harry Potter Sa'd albari of the Lamp by Little Angel's Perk reviews
What happens when Voldie decides to NOT duel Harry Potter in the grave yard, but instead invokes archaic magics that turn him into something that would bow to his every wish and command... A Genie... Harry Potter/Aladdin Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,987 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,168 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
demonic delema knotted wand by lunerwerewolf reviews
harry potter twin of the boy who lived is raised by Seshomaru
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,901 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2011
A Shadow of the Titans by Eduard Kassel reviews
A botched banishing spell has once again sends Jade hurtling from her world into another. This time though her surroundings aren't the only thing to change as she searches for a way back. Forced into an old form and a new role, Jade will need all her tricks to survive this strange new world. Meanwhile the Teen Titans must prepare to deal with a new kind of villain. NOT Jade x Jinx.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,193 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Jade C., Jinx
Avatar by Von reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. (Not set during movie)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,896 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3959 - Favs: 7,727 - Follows: 9,403 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Second Coming of Dick by The Conquerors reviews
By sheer chance, Naruto is trained by the Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, etc. Now he shall have vengeance and fun. Rated M for a sadistic undead warlock protagonist and the mass killings of fluffy creatures.
Crossover - Naruto & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 4,302 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 7,212 - Follows: 7,309 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 275,682 - Reviews: 4382 - Favs: 4,804 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Monster Lord by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter understands you fight fire with fire. So does Hermione. Voldemort has done all sorts of rituals to increase his power (or so the word goes), so why not try one to increase Harry's? Unfortunately for Harry, they picked one that will leave him feeling a little... blue. (Kind of a crossover with Monmusu Quest except not 'cause no Monmusu Quest category)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 695,420 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
Vulpine Wizard by SmilingJester reviews
Death saw fit to save Harry Potter from his uncle when the man saw fit to stab the young man. A careless toss later and Harry found himself alone in the Mojave Desert, confused and scared. The Potter heir was now tasked with the immense task of surviving in the desert full of horrors and hardships. M for Violence and Vice. Warning Genderbend. people apparently savagely hate it
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,342 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P., Courier
Founders' Legacy by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
On the run for his life from angry villagers, Naruto stumbles upon a long hidden compound known only to those long dead. Discovering secrets and powers of the two most powerful shinobi to ever live, Naruto is about to enforce his will upon an unsuspecting world. Eternal Mangekyou Naruto Cold/lethal Naruto/Mei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,606 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Naruto U., Mei T., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Tentacles summoning by thethinasian reviews
Naruko was beaten then brought to the forest of death, but a curious being saw what was going on and decided to intervene. Naruko will be returning with a special friend or should it be friends? Some bashing of whoever I want to. Maybe fem harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Naruko U.
Touched by Chaos by Generatedname reviews
Harry first heard the voices when he was five. As he grew older, they became stronger, revealing themselves as gods of Chaos. They accepted Harry, and in turn he accepted them, becoming their champion in the world of wizards, ascending in power in a torrent of blood and madness, for that is the way of Chaos. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014
Naruto: Crippled Strings by Slade-94 reviews
Naruto was born healthy and was crippled during the Kyuubi attack. The Hokage gave him one good shot to become a ninja, and Naruto takes the chance and runs with it. My take on Puppet Master Naruto. includes Sandaime bashing, and lots and lots of death. Definitely evil Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Darkness Falls Upon Us by Bl4ckC0bra reviews
AU Where Neville is the Boy-who-lived and Harry is forced to grow up in an orphanage after a death eater attack killed his parents. Dark!Harry UPDATE: Chapter 28 posted 1/4/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,687 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,933 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Storm King by KenzoXShuyita reviews
There are no 'what ifs'. Naruto sealed all of Kyuubi's chakra into himself, enabling him to defeat Madara. However, Madara sends Naruto to a different dimension as a final action of revenge. "Only Dragonslayers can kill dragons? Ignorance. Only Godslayers can kill gods? Arrogance. Heh, I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" Earthland had better prepare, because an unpredictable maelstrom has arisen.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Cana A.]
Hive by Ettore reviews
An accident during training leads to Naruto being integrated into the Ceph Hive. With the knowledge of the hive mind, he will use his newfound power to the best of his abilities. I do not own Naruto, Crysis, or any other recognizable cool thingies in here. Strong Naruto. Warning: several characters will be OOC including Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Crysis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014
Journey of a Lilmothiit by Jhonie reviews
During his training trip, Naruto stumbles upon the ancient remnants of a once-proud people. One thing leads to another, and within only a few hours, Jiraya is left alone, the Kyuubi has a mental breakdown and Naruto finds finds himself stuck in a very cold land, in a body he is pretty sure is not the one he had last night and a bunch of dragons who seems to want him dead...
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lessons of Urza by gotanaddictiontofanfiction reviews
Harry was looking for Nicolas Flamel. Instead, Harry found a whole different way to use magic. Crossover with Magic: the Gathering. first fic, reviews are always appreciated
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,637 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P.
Mass Effect X Halo Spartan Dawn by Freedom Guard reviews
Yet another creation of mine to help ease my mind, I hope that everyone does not mind seeing this one. I know there are a lot of crossover with Mass Effect and Halo, but no sense not trying a bit of it in my free time. Story on Ice, Updating all NON Halo stories is priority now.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 233,980 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Abomination by Sol Winterfang71 reviews
Taken and experimented on, a child will become a creature. Taken and nurtured, that creature will become a man. In the eyes of the world, however, he would forever be an abomination. Adapting and learning as he grows, he stands at a crossroads; become a man of the light or a demon of the dark? Rated M for lan/sc/ vio/gore
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,678 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Alien/Xenomorph, Naruto U.
Naruto the Silent King of the Dead by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
The day Naruto was born he was blessed with the powers of a necromancer, the second living one. How will Konoha react to a person that can kill with just a word? That and why are these Vampires looking at him like that? Necromancer Naruto, Naruto harem, Naruto/Eu, Seras, Haruna, Maelstrom
Crossover - Naruto & Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,763 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Naruto U., Eucliwood H./Yuu, Haruna, Seraphim
Whence Magic by megaphony reviews
Harry decides to humour Mr. Weasley and attempts to learn a bit of muggle science. His newfound curiosity sets him on a path that will eventually lead him to a new school and a new identity. Grey!Harry, Harry/OMC, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,786 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P.
Shifters by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
Discontinued!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,269 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Astoria G., Luna L.]
Queen of Shadows: A Tale Across Ages by Eduard Kassel reviews
Not all is well in Jade Chan's world. The rush to stop Shendu from using Jackie to alter the Book Of Ages has brought about a much different ending. Now, young Jade Chan finds herself waking to a much different world. Where she will face new kinds of challenges. ADOPTED FROM NOCTURNE NO KITSUNE.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,312 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Jade C.
Inquisitor by LordCommanderMilitant reviews
Lord Inquisitor Katherine Laurea of the Ordo Malleus, along with her retinue, is cast through the Warp through time and space. Despite being surrounded by heresy far from the light of the Emperor and his Imperium, it is her ongoing duty to protect humanity and save the souls of those who never heard the Emperor's Creed.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,813 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Inquisition, Shepard (M) - Complete
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
X-Naruto by Valaryian reviews
Thousands of years Naruto has watched Humanity. Watched and occassionally guided it from the darkest of roads. But now Humanity faces a great threat, a threat that rivaled the Juubi in sheer terror and power. Aliens have come to Earth and they are not even remotely friendly. Now Naruto must fight, fight to protect his home and people. But he needs help, help in the form of X-com.
Crossover - X-Com & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/30/2014
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Exotic Pet by Lucillia reviews
A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet that's currently missing ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Perfection is in the Eyes of the Beholder by Awesomeness Incarnate reviews
Challenge by dracohalo117 Orochimaru's body was to be Perfect- comprised of the DNA of all of the members of Akatsuki. And who does he entrust with this power until he is ready to claim it? Naruto Uzumaki. Strong Naruto, Kushina, Semi-good Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Eagle and Lion by Knife Hand reviews
In an act of desperation, a young Harry Potter's magic goes wild and gives him something that will change everything. Chapter 7 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Imperial Guard
Snake Lord Potter by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
Harry Potter finally snaps after being treated like a slave by the Dursleys. With a bit of accidental magic and a dash of luck, he stumbles upon a unique snake. Bonded and armed with peculiar powers, Harry walks away from Privet Drive to the Wizarding World. Now he's at Hogwarts, and no one knows what exactly or, who exactly is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,741 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by In Defilade reviews
AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: The One by BloodRedSword23 reviews
The Matrix Xover, Experimental fan fic, Naruto is walking around Konoha after being neglected for his two sisters, he falls into a cave and discovers the remnants of Machine city, what happens when he meets Neo? Strong Naruto! Parents Alive! NarutoxShizuka Constructive criticism please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,952 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U., Shizuka
Konoha's Dovahkiin by Halo12094 reviews
Full summary inside, Strong/Smart/Semi-Dark Naruto. Pairings Naruto/Harem, Blood/Gore, Strong Language, Slight Assassin's Creed. NO FLAMERS! Undergoing Revision!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,148 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya, Serana, Aela
Clash of Prophecies by Dyani91 reviews
Madara Uchiha in a desperate bid to save his sanity after the foundation of Konoha goes to the wizarding world. he leaves a set of descendants there. Harry Potter is born last of the Outland Uchiha. What happens when two prophecies clsah. will they change the fabric of reality as we know it. Smart Harry, Smart Naruto, confused Sasuke. pos. Sakura and Hermione bashing Manip dumbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,429 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,668 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks
Ben 10: Ultimate Effect by Judge Royce reviews
Ben Tennyson has done many amazing and impossible things during his hero career. But saving an alternate reality from a race of genocidal machines? That's a new one.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,375 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ben T.
Secrets of the Ancients by Sypher14 reviews
Harry Potter has arrived at Hogwarts, though things are not always what they appear to be. The one known as Harry Potter will shake the Wizarding World to it's very core, and then some. Holding secrets and powers no wizard has ever seen before, 'Harry' will not only make Voldemort fight for it, he'll make him beg. No parings, Super 'Harry'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013
The bird of Hermes: Servant of a Jinchuuriki by Shadow Knight Lancelot reviews
Shortly after Alucard's disappearance at the hands of Schrodinger, Alucard finds himself meeting face to face with the Shinigami. On a mere whim, the Shinigami randomly sends him off to another world, there he meets his new master. One who he.. No.. She will gleefully obey . Fem Alucard, AKA Girlycard.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Nothing by Hakureisaiga reviews
Inspired by Sephieroth's Naruto: God of Blades fic...On the eve of Naruto's 7th birthday, he is cornered only to awaken a power within him. It is as they said...Nothingness is eternal. DarkNaruto...harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,250 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Monster by Arawn D. Draven reviews
As Harry lays, dying, starved and beaten because of his "freakishness", he wishes to become a true Monster. A mere wish is not much, but when enforced by Magic, everything can happen, like being whisked to another dimension...Rated M to be safe and for some gorish contents.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Harry P., Priscilla] - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Heir to McDowell by Engineer4Ever reviews
A chibi blonde vampire has too much time on her hands, so she tries traveling to a parallel world. Landing in a world filled with Ninja's, she finds one interesting egg to train and become her heir. Femnaru, Darknaru, yuri, blood, violence, harem. Side project for fun. Updates: Muses pending.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 77,752 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Naruko U., Evangeline A.K. M.
Lightning among the Stars by Leonineus reviews
Following a betrayal and attack, Harry and Hermione fall through the Veil of Death and end up... somewhere else entirely. The galaxy will never be the same... Written with permission of stargatesg1fan1, whose fic Beginning a New Path this is based off of; link to the uncensored version is on my profile!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,553 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Tenno Into The Unknown by HTM reviews
Two archeologists manage to find a specific cryopod in an ancient facility deep beneath the Earth's crust. They almost unveil the secrets of races long lost, but did not anticipate for this cryopod to contain a still functioning being.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Warframe - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Shepard (F), OC
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Raining Darkness by Crimson ultrafox reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in the Valley of the End, but upon returning ends up leaving himself. Dark desires flood his heart as he awakens the Rinnegan, and takes on the alias, Pein. Dark Naruto, Naru/harem, Not quite what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 200,317 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry's Cuddly Monsters by Kithrin reviews
Due to the blood wards around Pivot Drive glitching, and deciding that harry wasn't safe there, Harry was sent off to another world. Harry, now Talon, has been given a mission by the Demon lord, and as a side mission learn Wizardry. Greyish Harry, Harry/Multiple Monster Girls, Powerful Harry. T for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
Harry's Pets by wolfydies reviews
Harry loves strange, dangerous pets and they love him. With a Nundu (Mittens) that sees Harry as HER human, a Giant Scorpion(Spike) that torments snape, a Chimera (Hedwig) that loves to torture Dumbledor, and a Cryohydra/Nidhogg hybrid (Sam) that loves spitting ice in everyone's face. It's safe to say life is never boring with Harry around. Adpoted From Shadows In The Sun. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Survivors of Isla Sorna by DJ Rodriguez reviews
This is a remake and rewriting of an old story. Its still Harry/Harem, but with more flair and life! Surprises around every corner, and new animangus forms to boot! R&R, no flames, enjoy, and leave long reviews!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,302 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Equivalent Exchange by livesinshadows19 reviews
As Harry is looking through Flourish and Blotts, he finds books on alchemy. Remembering when he first heard of the term while reading a manga, Harry quickly buys the books in the hopes that he could learn as well. Where will this new path lead the Boy-Who-Lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., Nicolas F., Truth
A Squib's Path to Revenge by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
When Harry's twin sister Ivy, the Girl-Who-Lived, is on the verge of death or loss of magic after her defeat of Voldemort, it's decided they will take Harry's magic and give it to her to save her life. Read as Harry, now a squib, travels the road to darkness to re-obtain his magic and achieve his revenge. Dark!Harry. Harry/Tracey/Astoria; ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,336 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Harry P., Tracey D., Astoria G.]
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost Horrors by EveryonesWatchingU reviews
The Darkness was sealed away, and now, thousands of years later, its back. Blot out the light, and turn the sky black, for nothing can stop the Darkness. Welcome to hell on earth, your hearts and souls are lost. This is a Dishonered/Naruto/Darkness story.
Crossover - Naruto & Darkness - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,549 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Naruto U.
The Eagle Flies Once More by Ryuus2 reviews
Naruto hit his head. What else is new? Now he remembers being three of the worlds greatest assassins, and one of them just told him that he has to save the world. Pairings undecided, but I'm open to suggestions.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Blacklight Naruto by Jakker reviews
While lying in a hospital after a mob attack, a nurse injects Naruto with a strange substance. She is captured and interrogated but all she will give up is its name: The Blacklight Virus. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,622 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Lamia by Kiera27 reviews
A simple potion, a not so simple explosion, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be Harry James Potter. Creature fic. Slash. Harry/Severus/?maybe. Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Goa'uld's Life by Respite88 reviews
Ripped from one life and thrown into another, watch this wizard turned Goa'uld work his way to power. AU, Manipulative!Harry, PowerHungry!Harry, Kinda!Super!Harry. (Abandoned)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,121 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P.
Intertextus by aaron vig reviews
Shepard had seen that the Reapers were coming, then the Heretics and the mercenary armies now sent to stop her. But she never could have predicted the other-world power and opportunity she'd be given... by Cortana and the Master Chief. Mass Effect/Halo
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Naruto Sesshomaru Uzumaki by Traban16 reviews
While in the stomach of a giant snake, Naruto recieves help like no other... even if it does come from a hand that's wrapped around his throat in a vice-grip... Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,867 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.
Not Just Another Rock by QuiteMike reviews
Earth has nothing left. Earth is no longer green. Earth has no life. Earth has no magic. This is a story of exodus, as the last two magical beings fight to escape earth before magic is completely gone. Salvation has a new name, and that name is Pandora. Only muggles shall remain. Now Full story!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,871 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P.
The Black Armored Warrior: Spartan NULL by kkrraakk reviews
You know, when people get into a game, they start sympathizing with their character, wincing when he or she is wounded, smiling when they triumph. But, what if it went a step further? What would happen if a normal, geeky teen suddenly found himself in another world, in a setting at once alien… and familiar? Please R&R.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - OC, Naruto U.
Mass Screw Up by NekoInAhat reviews
If only someone hadn't touched the button. Now the Red's and Blue's are sent headlong into an intergalactic struggle of epic proportions none of them really wanted to get involved in. Can they actually help the crew of the Normandy stop Saren's evil plot or will they die trying? F!Shepard/Church Garrus/Caboose Simmons/Tali Doc/Saren and others.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., L. Church/Alpha, M. Caboose
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 4,492 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Mass Effect: Project Persephone by GibberingGemstone reviews
The Illusive Man sends Commander Naomi Shepard to Titan Station, where one of Cerberus' projects has gone horribly wrong. There, Naomi and her teammates quickly find themselves descending into a terrifying nightmare filled with madness and death. Will they be able to survive the brutal onslaught of the necromorphs and their inner demons? Or will they succumb to the Marker's power?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,093 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012
Demon Sorceress of Fire by Mengskhunter reviews
There was a reason that the demons were banished instead of slain. There is an ancient law of magic, all but unknown to modern mortals, that imparts the very essence of the demon to their killer. When Jade destroyed Shendu she earned his former title.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Jade C.
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme!
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
Echoing Reflection by Calecus reviews
Running through the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter ends up in a magical accident and finds his mind switched with the God of Mischief. Meanwhile, Loki wakes up shorter and scrawnier than he would have liked. No Pairings. AU from fifth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Loki
Collision by Razzamatronic reviews
After the Battle of the Ark, John-117, Thel Vadam and Cortana are caught in the blast from Installation 04b and begin a journey that will bridge universes and bring together new allies and enemies. First few chapters start out a little rough but give them time.
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011
Nightshade and the Goblet of Fire by BlueInfernoX reviews
Harry was abandoned in Gotham by his Aunt and Uncle. What has become of him because he was raised and trained by Posion Ivy and Harley Quinn? Why has Batgirl got hearts in her eyes for him? And how will Hogwarts handle Gotham's most infamous theif, the Deadly Nightshade? HarryXHarem. Yuri, femslash (IvyXHarley)
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 506 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [Barbara G., Harry P.]
True Darkness by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Bellatrix are pulled back in time to become the apprentices of Morgan Le Fey. Harry/Bellatrix. Hellatrix. Rated M for later content. Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Tide of War: Mass Effect Warhammer Crossover by TheSGC reviews
Warhammer 30k Pre-Heresy and Mass Effect 2 crossover. The 25th Expeditionary Fleet, with the Alpha Legion, is en route to a pacification when something very unexpected happens …
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,952 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011
The Chain Reaper by Al Azif reviews
A life for a life and in turn a life for the balance of life itself. When given a chance, Death seizes the opportunity to raise someone who can influence the scale of power in his realm as he cannot do so directly. As the years pass a new reaper is about to make his appearance, as monstrous as his father he is the judge, jury, executioner and jailer. So... "Any last words?"
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Thresh
Zinnia Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Will Rayne reviews
Zatanna Zatara found a young girl on the streets of London, taking her in and training her in the ways of magic. Now the daughter of Zatanna is at Hogwarts to compete in the Triwizard Tournament. Femharry don't like don't read
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 243 - Published: 4/14/2013
Harry Potter and the Elemental Chaos by Gladonost reviews
The Killing Curse cannot be stopped by love. This is a fact. Other forces were at work on that fateful Halloween. Ramuthra!Harry Powerful!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Ramuthra
The Marker by Faust23 reviews
Lured away from her research on the protheans, young archaeologist Liara T'Soni joins an expedition to an unexplored part of space. There, a ruined world and a derelict ship hold secrets that may explain the cause of the prothean extinction or may be the harbinger of their own.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,535 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Liara T'Soni
Greenery by Cyborg0 reviews
Harry Potter has nothing left but to contemplate the emptiness of his universe. Standing over the corpse of his defeated foe he realizes that he has lost already. But something changes, and he discovers there may be more to the universe than he dares hope
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,588 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P.
For Online Wizards and Witches by Alkgious2 reviews
It was true Harry didn't care much for games, but that didn't mean he should be given a character that could only do spells involved with household chores. While everyone else got characters that could set something on fire or even obliterate things with a good old Megidolaon. Well at least he had Voldie, though his stalking tendency is a bit...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P.
Birth of a Phoenix by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. No pairings. Twin:Harry. Fatally ill Harry runs away for years only to return when his twin brother needs him the most. Being discovered he starts to crumble to his illness. Includes Character Death but that isn't the end for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,398 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Shadow Over Hogwarts by andres.mullerbeck reviews
After helping Sirius escape, Harry, Hermione, and Ron decide to become Animagi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P.
Gadget by whitetigerwolf reviews
An expirement after fourth year gives Harry a new, and unexpected companion. M for future chapters. Harry/Gadget. Slight Rescue Ranger crossover. Read AN in Prologue for explination
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P.
Hari Rabbit: A Potter's Tail by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Harry Rabbit challenge. Angharad Potter is taken from the Dursleys at the age of four, and blood-adopted by the Rabbits from Toontown. Receiving her Hogwarts letter brings to a place to learn a different kind of magic than the kind you find in cartoons. Will the Weasley twins meet their match at pranking? Will Draco run to Daddy? Will there be a KABOOM?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P.
In the Name of the Blood God by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Deities old as time toy with mortals for their own amusement, for what are we but grains of sand in an hourglass? DarkNaruto AU Khorne
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Naruto U.
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
Dahlia's story by Phantomslap reviews
Dahlia the Lone Wanderer pushes herself the the limit and ends up somewhere unexpected. She finds adventure, friendship and even love. Smoking, drinking, language, violence and smut. Will follow my playthrough including mods. If you read about you're mod, be happy. I'm too lazy to give everyone their credit for said mods. *Femslash* Shepard/Liara OC/other girls
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/19/2012
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hero's Rising by dragon145 reviews
Two warriors, each betrayed by their homeland must now band together and fight to survive in a new world that has far too many troubles of its own. One fighting without purpose, the other fighting for only one purpose; can these two opposites change the world of Azeroth, or shall they fall like so many others? Naruto/Onyxia and Sasuke/Sylvannas pairing.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Onyxia, Naruto U.
The Journal by JoetheGrim reviews
Training Trip turned Survival Trip - previous name - Jiraiya tries teaching Naruto some sealing on their trip, he really likes it so Jiraiya gives him the Hiraishin on the off-chance that he figures it out. It doesn't turn out well and Jiraiya needs to return to Konoha alone. Naruto, however, will do all he can to survive in this new frozen world he had found himself in.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,200 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Metal Nin by Firedamaged reviews
Bloodline Naruto has the power to control metal and an inclination towards the powers of SCIENCE! Inspired by Nin Tech, and M Rated because I never know where I'm gonna go with this. Expect humour and crackiness to abound, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Sweet Sacrifice by ShadowKira reviews
Zoey and the gang enter the Sugar Mill, crawling with Witches who roam as they cry. When Zoey is separated from the boys, can she find a way to survive injured and without a gun? Or will she'll find strength in an unexpected ally? Zoey x Witch friendship, may turn into a little more depending on how story goes. Rated for possible language but mostly for gore.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Witch, Zoey - Complete
Naruto and Gaz: Better Known As Naz! by Kyuubi16 reviews
Gaz Membrane was many things. Angry, Bitter, a real terror that struck fear in nearly everyone around her. Though when she meets a mysterious blond stranger who doesn't fear her, she grows interested in the mysterious Enigma. The Gaz Image done by Aslan1. By the way I have a twitter now. Kyuubi16 or look for TheKyuubi16. Image by Bloodyriley of deviantart.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Gaz, Naruto U.
Ninja's Creed by John Sparta reviews
The Kyubi has found a genetic gift from one of Naruto's ancestors. Let's open it up and take a look inside shall we?
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,645 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Forward Unto Atlantis by LucyFearsTheMorningStar reviews
On the way back to Atlantis, the USS Daedalus stumbles upon a wrecked Frigate floating in the void of space between the Pegasus Galaxy and the Milky Way. Will a weary expedition find unexpected salvation? Or will they add to the monument of Ancient sins?
Crossover - Halo & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,081 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010
Redemption by Disgraceful Redemption reviews
Nearing the end of humanity, magic called upon her champion to birth the end of the infection. It's really too bad that her champion is a man called Harry Potter. Non-con, gore, bestiality, m-preg, one-shot, complete.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Way of the Wiccan by DoorsAreFun reviews
Harry insists that magic exists to Uncle Vernon- who tells him to prove it. He finds a book on Wicca and decides to practice it. Chapter 1 is up! Chapter 2 in the process! I do realize it is not the correct reason to follow Wicca. I do not own Harry Potter or any books/websites/videos I reference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shadowbolt Ninja by vansho-lakon reviews
Warcraft x Naruto crossover- A chance encounter at the ramen stand will lead Naruto down a new path in life as a warlock. Naruto X Ami
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Ami
Some Call It Magic Others? Not so much by ShotgunRedneck reviews
What if it wasn't the Kyuubi that was sealed within a baby Naruto? What if it is our favorite Undead Warlock who loves to go Fwoosh?
Crossover - Naruto & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Ultimate Ouroboros by Alphawolf001 reviews
After a beating from Root Nin, a bloody and broken Naruto stumbles upon an abandoned room and an ancient scroll. Seven timeless beings are summoned when his blood comes in contact with the scroll, granting him abilities beyond human belief. Up for Adoption. Talk to Killjoy3000 if you want to use any existing chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/5/2012
Harry Potter and The Blood of the Fae by ReaperCB919 reviews
The Dursleys drop Harry off in the forests, where he is found by some of the most magical beings you'll ever find, now watch as Harry grows up not as a muggle raised on Privet Drive, but as a Fairy Prince in Oberon's court. Inspired by Perfect Lionheart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P.
Nulla Gratia by Nik0laiCarpathia reviews
There is more to the human world than we can see. There are monsters hidden throughout nature, waiting for their chance. United under the Overlord's banner, these races will remind humanity why it once feared the dark. Minions are the least of these. UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
A Whole New World by Norroen Dyrd reviews
Two adventurers set out to clear Nchuand-Zel and return bringing with them a young Falmer.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Cabbit by Isilithix reviews
In one universe, a mad scientist created a machine that could turn anything into a Cabbit. One day, someone stole that machine and used it to stop his arch-rival. However, that's a different story. No, this one just has ninja...and now, one Cabbit.
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Rise of the demonraised three by Froggy-slice reviews
Three children are stuck in a world not their own. As they grow, they change and evolve to survive in that world. At the peak of their power they are returned home, different...twisted...demon-like. Witness their rise. NaruSakuSasu/Harem, super team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,959 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14725 - Favs: 7,752 - Follows: 6,899 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Accidental Henge by JAC-Ossuary reviews
Frustrated with academy life, Naruto steals a third years training manual and resolves to teach himself the Henge before anyone else in his class. Done on the night of a full moon, Naruto has no idea what his attempts will cause. Naru/Ino Fem!Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Stranded by Parastar reviews
Ben is deserted on an island after an accident while on a cruise ship with his Grandpa and Gwen. After being there for so long he starts to lose hope... and his sanity.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,457 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Stargate: Faerûn by puiwaihin reviews
SG-1 find themselves suddenly stranded on an alien world where magic and monsters are real, gods grant powers, and a strange shadow is spreading. As they try to find their way home they will be caught up in an epic quest that will challenge their beliefs
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,795 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - D. Jackson - Complete
Chaos Infinitium by Sysero of Cain reviews
First Contact never seems to go well. But things could always be worse. What happens when civilizations that were never supposed to meet come across each other? Many Many things. Some OC's but has Shepard and Master Chief. Now Abandoned. Version 2.0 Pending...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Power by aszecsei reviews
Who knew that zombies were the Power the Dark Lord Knew Not? Harry didn't, but who's he to complain? Used to be a oneshot, but silly reviewers asked for more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P.
The Snake's Limb by 87Above reviews
Naruto's right arm is completely severed during the Kyuubi's attack, before the sealing takes place. 5 years later our favorite snake makes a ninja career possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,662 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: The Overlord by The Darkest Soul reviews
Learning of his friends spying, Harry leaves to train on his own. After defeating the DarkLord, he is sent into a new world where he is called Overlord. With the land under his control he returns to his past for revenge and conquest Evilharry Harem slaves
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,633 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P.
The Human Marker by Wild-Dog84 reviews
Naruto started having nightmares with him killing all those who have theaten him, but he is only 5. An incident at the orphanage caused him to be put in an asylum for 3 years. Will another 'Ishimura' incident happen to the world, or can he control it?
Crossover - Naruto & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Naruto U.
To Live Forever by Psudocode Samurai reviews
After Naruto is removed from the orphanage he finds his way back to a refuge he had found years before, a place that holds secrets as old as Sage of Six Paths himself. A tomb that bares an ancient history, and a future for a boy left alone. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Big Green Machine Uzumaki by MrWriterWriter reviews
Naruto/Incredible Hulk crossover. Unfortunately I can't think of a good summary for this one..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Little Big Sister by Demonabyss reviews
Maria Potter FemHarry finds out far more about her heritage than either she or the wizarding world thought. Now the powers of twisted science and dark magic will meet head on. What will be the result? The effects of Rapture are felt far beyond the sea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,095 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Eleanor L.
The Virtue of Knowledge: Power Unrivaled by CrossyCross reviews
He was set for a life of pain, of hate, of suffering, and of sorrow. A gift changed all that, a gift, that was power unequaled. With this power, he will change the world and all that exists in it, be they the gods of the pantheon, or the devils of hell...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,013 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Awakening of the Serpents' Avatar by Aarik076 reviews
He had finally put the pieces together...what he thought was his life was a lie. Now he is out for revenge, and not just on Voldemort...and with the help of certain snake, he'll do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,713 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Nagini
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Diclonius Naruto by The Dark Angel Michael reviews
Social outcast, Demon host, soul survivor of a forgotten race. those were a few ways to discribe Naruto. what was he to do when his village lables him a monster. his answer, become what they fear. Evil Narutox Female Shukaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,913 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Naruto U., Shukaku
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol reviews
When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,781 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The eccentric shinobi by ToxicManipulator reviews
What if Naruto's genius surpassed that of both Orochimaru and his father? Watch how he turns into a powerful yet enigmatic shinobi of the leaf while being even more laid back and lazy than Kakashi himself. For those that enjoy humor fics. Not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 502 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Rebirth of the Lich King by ChrisM2015 reviews
On Hiatus. Set during chunin finals. What if Naruto left the village during the month and came back as leader of the scourge. Strong sometimes Dark Naruto. R&R Pls. Crossover with Warcraft.
Crossover - Naruto & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,581 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Unfrozen by BrazeRancor reviews
First Fic: HaloMetroid Crossover. Spartan 117 could only watch helplessly as his body slowly froze over. His heart rate slowed, his eyelids drooped, the feeling in his injured right arm faded to nothingness. And the Master Chief slept. For a long time...
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Master Chief/John-117
Dance of the pyreflyes by Chronodt reviews
Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,489 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Ninja Of Oblivion by Magic Shade reviews
Forced to flee as a Missing-Nin to the Broken Lands, Naruto is forced into the land of Oblivion. What challenges await our hero as he struggles to survive the world of Oblivon? Crossover with Oblivion. Chapter 1 Edited. Entry for KG's X-Over Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Barking Trickster by cyrusII reviews
There are some summoning contracts you can fight tooth and nail for. Some you can earn through heroic deeds. No doubt that there are a few passed down from generation to generation. There are even a few you can steal. This isn't a story about one of those
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rebirth of the Arrancar Bloodline by animefan29 reviews
There are many Kekkei Genkai in the world, and one thought long extinct is about to awaken in Naruto. One that frightens even the Bijuu. Naruto/harem NaruXOCXHinaXFemHaku maybe more. Is M for mature violence.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Strength of the Fox, Cunning of the Snake by animefan29 reviews
Young Uzumaki Naruto is alone in the world, until who he meets a teacher who can bring out his potential. The Snake Sannin Orochimaru. Powerful Naruto. NarutoX? pairing for the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Recurve, An Archer's Tale by Captain Tungsten reviews
Naruto is influenced at a young age to choose a weapon not usually favoured by shinobi. Watch him show the world just exactly what he's good for!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,105 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U.
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9660 - Favs: 12,434 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete