Author has written 10 stories for Jackie Chan Adventures, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, White Knight Chronicles, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Fossil Fighters.
Likes:video games, watching anime, card games, and blowing shit up
Age:none of your bussiness
Location:What's it to you?
Faves:teen titans, jackie chan adventures,Naruto,bleach, Yugioh, Yugioh 5d's, Yugioh GX ect ect
My rules of life
1.if you die take many people down with you
2.go big or make a big explosion
3.when you go to jail make sure you resist arest(cough*murder them*cough)
(SAVE FANFICTION. SPREAD THE WORD. SIGN THE PETITION. SOPA WILL SHUT DOWN FANFICTION WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE DAYS IF YOU DON'T SIGN.) (LINK: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-sopa-2014/q0Vkk0Zr)
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Funny last words:
Hey, what's this button do?
Hey mommy, can I pet him?
Umm... That's not a stick in my sleeping bag...
What happens when I do this?
We're completely safe.
Look! A shooting star!
Reporting live from the battlefield...
Does it bite?
What's that smell?
What's that in your hand?
I'd like to see you try!
Last words are for fools.
Pass that bottle over here, will ya?
Be careful not to...
Has the cancer spread yet?
Who's shooting at us?
Can I have some candy, mister stranger?
What's that ticking sound?
Everyone loves me!
Ooh... it's shiny!
Is that a fin in the water?
Why yes, honey. That dress does make you look fat!
You and what army?
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA), Greywing44 (USA)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.
Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better be you because your DEAD meat to me.
Dust Warrior – Firegoon
Effect: Once per turn, you can Special Summon 1 "Dust Warrior" from your Hand.
Name: Dust Warrior- Natsu Ugo
Name: Dust Warrior- Serpentessa
Dust Warrior – Wateran
Effect: When this card is Special Summoned, you can Special Summon another Can summon another "Dust Warrior" from your Hand or Deck.
Dust Warrior – Windfest
Effect: On the turn this card is Flip Summoned, you can attack your Opponent directly.
Dust Warrior – Spiterist
Effect: This card is not affected by Spells or Trap cards.
Dust Warrior – Darksterel
Dust Warrior - Longwind
Dust Warrior – Hunter Hound
Effect: Add 200 ATK and DEF points to all "Dust Warrior" on the Field. This card cannot be chosen as an Attack target as long as there is another "Dust warrior" on the Field.
Dust Warrior – Earthariss
Effect: When this card is successfully summoned, destroy 1 Spell or Trap card.
Dust warrior – Lightlul
Effect: This card is not affected by Monster Effect(s).
Dust Warrior – Endrom
Dust Warrior Lightlul Dust Warrior Windfest
Effect: Once per Duel, pay 1000 Life Points to destroy all Monsters your Opponent controls.
Dust warrior – Inferness
Dust Warrior Firegoon Dust Warrior Darksterel
Effect: This card gains 600 ATK and DEF for every card in your Hand.
Dust warrior – Flogas
Dust Warrior Firegoon Dust Warrior Spiterist
Effect: When this card is successfully summoned, you can pay 1000 Life Points to destroy all face–up Monster's on your Opponent's side of the Field.
Dust Warrior – Wasserfrau
Dust Warrior Wateran Dust Warrior Darksterel
Effect: This card cannot be destroyed by Battle.
Dust Warrior – Crystaros
Dust Warrior Firegoon Dust Warrior Earthariss
Name: Dust Warrior- Ruler of the Sky
Effect: For every "Dust Warrior" in the Graveyard this card gain's 500 atk and defense points.
Goddess of Power
Effect: For every "Dust Warrior" on the Field, gain 500 Life Points.
Type: Continuous Spell
Effect: As long as this card is face up on the Field you can pay 100 Life Points to Special Summon a Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck.
The Ultimate Warfield
Type: Field Spell
Effect: As long as this card is on the Field, only Warrior–type Monsters can be summoned. Warrior–type Monsters gain 500 ATK points.
Dust out of the Grave
Effect: Select 1 "Dust Warrior" from your Graveyard and Special Summon it to the Field. Send that card to the Graveyard at the End Phase.
Effect: Activate when your opponent's Monster attacks a "Dust Warrior". Remove from play one "Dust Warrior" from your Field, Hand, and Deck to double the ATK and DEF of one "Dust Warrior" on the Field.
Effect: Activate when Dust Warriors, Wateran, Windfest, and Firegoon are on the field to summon Dust Warrior-Ruler of the Sky.
Hold the line
Effect: Activate when you have a "Dust Warrior" on the Field. Your opponent cannot declare an attack this turn.
Type: Normal Trap
Effect: For this turn, when you have a "Dust Warrior" on the Field, change the position of one Monster on your opponent's side of the Field.
The Death Protector
Type: Normal Trap
Effect: Activate when a "Dust Warrior" is destroyed on your side of the Field. Destroy one Monster on your Opponent's side of the Field.
The Warrior Escape
Type: Normal Trap
Effect: When a "Dust Warrior" is attacked, the attacking monster is destroyed. For every card on the Field, your opponent loses 100 Life Points.
Type: Normal Trap
Effect: When a "Dust Warrior" is attacked, double the targeted Monster's ATK and DEF this turn. The selected Monster cannot attack or switch positions until the End Phase of your next turn.