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Author has written 39 stories for Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gallagher Girls, Fairy Tail, Sailor Moon, Teen Titans, Young Justice, Rise of the Guardians, One Piece, and X-Men: Evolution.

I'M BACK MY LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS! I was grounded (for three months. A word of advice, don't skate board off your roof in your pool. {Apparently, it's both "immoral" and "wrong") but know shits going down on my stories! Say hello to updates!!

Ps! I'm on the following site as well! Please join if you read the books! UNDER THE SAME NAME!

http://camphalfbloodroleplay.wikia.com/wiki/Camp_Half-Blood_Role_Playing_Wiki

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Hola! I'm rlb190. I'm a female, and I know three langues (though I'm not very good at the other two) I enjoy writing, and will beta/co-write any story.

I'm currently co-writing a story with the amazing kay nee on the story, Surviour's guilt

Game Master Blog:

http://thegamemasterfanfiction.blogspot.com/

SUBMIT A TRIBUTE FOR POINTS:

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"I'm Paco and I am going to hit you with this stick until you get the &%$ of my planet. " - Paco Testas

"My law partner told me the only job with a higher mortality rate than Gotham D.A. is a "Red Shirt" on Star Trek." - Katherine Spencer

"I got magic armor... dunno how it works. Got a magic rock inside my body... can't get it out... Went into outer space n' helped them... but now the superheroes hate me, gonna kill me... I'm the Blue Beetle."- Jaime Reyes

Well, excuse the &*@% out of me for not wanting to be a zombie-slave." - Lori Zechlin

" What's a girl gotta do to get in a proper brawl around here?" - Rose Wilson

"I'm Batman" - Batman

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books
24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

French

Pour vous tous les gens là-bas, je peux aussi parler / taper le français! J'aime lire des histoires, peu importe la langue!J'aimerais avoir de vos nouvelles! Parle-moi dans n'importe quelle langue et je vais vous répondre! Aller multi-langue que les gens parlent!! :D

S'il vous plaît pardonnez-moi si je fais n'a pas de sens! français n'est pas ma langue maternelle! Je vais essayer de mon mieux! je vous remercie! :)

Spanish

También puedo hablar / escribir / leer cuentos en español, me gusta leer, no importa qué idioma! No dude en hablar conmigo en cualquier idioma, siempre me wiil responder! :D

por favor, perdóname, el español es mi lengua segunda, por lo que podría no ser gramaticalmente correcto ...

El resto de mi perfil es en Inglés, así que siga desplazándose a mis historias?

Le reste de mon profil est en anglais, si juste garder le défilement de mes histoires?

I'm also in love with the Unwind books, and the Heller books.

Read Them

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION????

READ THE UNWIND BOOKS AND THE HELLER BOOKS!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. * Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.) Once we hit 500 pen names, we'll aim for 1,000. Thanks to everyone for reading this and in the words of the great Katniss Everdeen..."Fire is Catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!" Yours sincerely, Bittersweet Applesauce, the epic bookworm, skittlesgirl99,curly guy, ThatBlondeGirl130, AllHailPercyJackson, Innocent Primrose Everdeen, rlb190

Pairs i approve of and ship

Natsu/Lucy

Gajeel/Levy

Erza/Jellal

Juvia/Gray

Pairs i approve of but don't ship

Lisanna/Natsu

Erza/Gray

Romeo/Wendy

Lucy/Loki

Pair that i FREAKING HATE!

Erza/Natsu

Levy/Jet

Levy/Droy

Rouge/Lucy

Sting/Lucy

any bad guy/Lucy

Jellal/Lucy

Juvia/Lyon

Jingle Butt Gang/ Wendy the goddess...

33 Signs You're Obsessed With Fairy Tail (Bold are you)

1. You use your house key to open the front door while screaming "Open! The door to my house!" (All the time!)

2. You ex-quip by changing very quickly.

3. You pretend to use Ice Make magic by throwing ice cubes at people.

4. You freak out and think everyone's going to die on Nirvana Day (A/N It's a really cultural celebration! Who knew?)

5. You throw you cat in the air and expect it to fly. (i wish! T T)

6. You try to split you city in half. (Result, FAILED! T T)

7. You go around the place in a horned gorilla costume hitting people. (I don't have a suit)

8. You make contracts with everyday objects like the stove. (Every Day every other week)

9. You throw card at people and expect them to shoot out lightning.

10. You try to eat air.

11. You dye your cat blue, give it wings and name it 'Happy'. (I tried, my cat hates it T T)

12. You always answer with an 'Aye'

13.. You start stripping your clothes and shout, 'I'm UI's little Pupil!' (At the pool)

14. You start eating fire. o.O

15. You say to your boyfriend/Girlfriend, "Lets get married and have 30 babies." o.O (Not yet!)

16.. You draw the Fairy Tail Guild mark on you. (Every.Freaking.Day)

17. You start talking about 'fairy tail' when the topic was supposed to be about 'Fairy Tale'

18. You shout Juvia belongs to Gray to Juvia/Lyon fans (Did you read my list?)

19.. You say you're a Dragon Slayer yourself.

20. Your parent's think Fairy Tail brain washed you.

21. You know all the lyrics to the Fairy Tail OST's.

22. You splash water everywhere in the bathtub pretending to be Juvia.

23. Your favorite color is Gray.

24. You still believe Natsu and Lucy will kiss in the anime. (PLEASE!!!! LIKE Erza and Jellal kiss. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!)

25. You make Plue out of jello and wobble it around before eating it.

26. You make sure everyone in your school watched Fairy Tail. (At least in my orchestra class)

27. You pretend to be Erza by ordering people around. LIKE A BOSS!

28. You run naked outside in the snow. (IT DOESN'T SNOW IN FLORIDA T T)

29. You barge into other people's house and sleep in their beds.

30. You draw the Fairy tail logo without knowing you've done it. (EVERYWHERE ALL THE FREAKING TIME)

31. You spell Fairy tale with a 'F.A.I.R.Y. T.A.I.L' in spelling test. (and have failed each time!)

32. Travel to japan and become Hiro Mashima's pupil.

33. You mentally say sorry to Juvia every time you say rain is gloomy

34.You take your keys and say, "Open: Door to My House!" and expect to have the door open magically

You try to strip your clothes off as fast as Gray does

You expect your cat to fly after flinging it into the air

You try to eat fire or iron to re-energize (I wish!)

When you're excited about something you say, "I'm all fired up!" (Kinda...)

You pretend you're Mystogan when you have a bandaid

You try to grow your hair as long as Freed/Frieds (applies only to guys) (I'm not a guy!)

When you see a cat you say, "Hey little cat, are you a cousin of Loke's/Leo's?"

You say, "That was man!" when someone does an extreme dare (My friends hate me for this)

You run as fast as you can during P.E. and pretend to be Jet

In your volleyball unit, when you spike you say, "Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" (Then the ball hit my friend in the face! :P)

You always try and be as nice as Wendy (this task is surprisingly hard for me!)

33. You copy/paste this into your profile! (I made this)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

my dad's cabin! duh

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Percy!!!!!

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

no one!

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Lightning Thief! it the begining!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

PERCY JACKSON or Thaila

7. Favorite Gods or Goddesses?

my dad, Artemis

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

chat with him

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

i'd take everyone in my dads cabin!!!

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy, of course!

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Uhhhh..

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

PERCABETH!!!, and Thalia/Nico!!!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

sky diving with Z,go on a boat ride on the lethe with H, and dive for clams with P.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Capture the Flag!

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."

"He's the sun god," I said, confused.

"That's not what I meant..."(happy sock i got that from you)

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Percy and Annabeth kiss!!!!!!!!

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he keeps talking about Mythomagic to Percy(happy sock again)

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

when Hera visted them in them in book 4 she made sense(i support you hera!!!!!)

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

seeing him at pan pipe lessons!!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When Percy and his friends are at the dam! dam food! XD!

I threw a wish in the well.

That math class would go to hell.

I guess dreams don't come true,

Because I wished it was gone.

Now we're learning PEMDAS.

How much longer can we last?

Half an hour 'til we're done,

Then we can go and run.

The teacher is droning.

Everyone is zoning.

I am almost moaning.

When can we go have some fun?

Hey, this is math class.

And I just hate thee,

But here's a pencil,

So stab me maybe.

And it's hard to focus…

Without going crazy!

But here's a pencil,

So stab me maybe.

You talk to me all the time.

I'm silent just like a mime.

I never talk back to you,

But I get in trouble too.

The teacher always will scream:

"Just how dumb do I seem?

You will learn this math,

Or you will taste my wrath!"

Before you came into my life,

I was so happy

I was so happy

I was so ha-happy.

Before you came into my life,

I was so happy

Now I feel crappy,

So stab me maybe?

Hey, this is math class.

And I just hate thee,

But here's a pencil,

So stab me maybe.

RIP RAINY129'S STORY!!!! made up buy rainy129 and MKAlza11.

Favorite Quotes

Maximum Ride

ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

Max: "Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?"
Fang: "Yeah."
Max: "When?"
Fang: "Right away."
Max: "How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?
Fang: "She offered to cook breakfast."

"Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here," said Fang.

"You…are…a…fridge…with…wings. We’re…freaking…ballet…dancers." –Fang

"Iggy: Can I come in?
Max: No! I'm in a towel!
Iggy: I'm blind!"

"And you're blind?"
Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored.
Were you born that way?"
No."
How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened."

"Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"
Max: "Glad you could join us.""

(\ _/) This is Bunny.
(O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination. (Funny, I could've sworn that bunny looked like Octavian.)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever threatened to exterminate your younger siblings, Copy/paste this on your profile, then grab the weapon of your choice and follow me.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

The world was ending and all that mattered was that she was alive. -Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

I'm Harry Potter, the boy who lived, not the boy who died! -Harry Potter from A Very Potter Musical

"You think killing people makes them like you, but it doesn't! It just makes people dead!" -Voldemort from a Very Potter Musical

"Bless your face."Toby "Tobuscus" Turner, Youtuber

"Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?" Puck from Glee

"Dolophins are just gay sharks."-Brittney from Glee

"We live in Ohio, not New York or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't FRIED." -Finn from Glee

"Those don't look like daisies! They look like... NOT DAISIES!" -Jacob Stoll from marykate3000's fanfic, the Next Generation

"Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice." – Max (Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports)

"Yes!" said Fang, punching the air. "Freaks rule." – The Angel Experiment

"They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I (Max) suggested." – Saving the World and other Extreme Sports

"Man, you weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?"

"Why, is your head missing some?" – Max and Fang (The Angel Experiment)

"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem." – I'm pretty sure this was from Max (The Angel Experiment)

"I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." – The Angel Experiment

"Don't ever leave me again," I said in a tiny voice.
I won't," he promised into my hair, sounding most un-Fang-like. "I won't. Not ever."
And just like that, a cold shard of ice that had been inside my chest ever since we'd split up-well, it just disappeared. I felt myself relax for the first time in I don't known how long. The wind was chilly, but the sun was bright, and my whole flock was together. Fang and I were together.
….Excuse me? I'm alive too." Iggy's plaintive voice made me pull back." – Saving the World and other Extreme Sports

"We'll be back!" he snarled.
It was really Ari's voice.
Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to," said Fang" – School's Out Forever

"I hate this guy," Ari muttered, keeping his head down
"There's a club," I told him. "The Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?" – Saving the World and other Extreme Sports

"Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?" – Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
Fang: "But we're grounded."
Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)" – School's Out- Forever

"What are you doing here?"
Selling Girl Scout cookies," I said. "Want some? The Samoas are terrific."
(Max II to Max)"- Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"I took a bite of cookie and chewed. "Hmmm," I said, trying not to spit crumbs. "Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious." I turned to Fang. "What say you?"
"It's fine."

Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie. – The Angel Experiment

"He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog."
I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!"
You could in New Hampshire."
My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you!"- MAX

"In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be." – The Angel Experiment

"Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."- Fang (Saving the World and other Extreme Sports

"Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically.
For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, especially hysterically."- Fang: A Maximum Ride Novel

"What happened to your tan?"
It was dirt."- Max and Fang (The Final Warning)

"I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine!
-random kid talking to Ari (School's Out- Forever)

"He's gonna be fine," I confirmed.
Can we see him?" Iggy asked.
Ig, I hate to break it to you, but you're blind."- (School's Out- Forever. One of my personal favorites)

"But if you think I'm going to let you give up on us now, you've got another think coming. Yes, you're a blind mutant freak, but you're my blind mutant freak, and you're coming with me, now, you're coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.
Iggy raised his head. Flashes of light told me that the cops were almost on top of us.
Iggy, I need you," I said urgently. "I love you. I need all of you, all five of you, to fell whole myself. Now get up, before I kill you."
Iggy stood. "Well, when you put it that way..."- Max and Iggy (School's Out- Forever)

A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, Thanks to - CaptainMeghanSparrow

Draco quotes

"Did someone say "Draco Malfoy!? (Act 1, Part 2)

"Wait, don't tell me! Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complextion! You must be a Weasley!" (Act 1, Part 2)

"Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts are you!?" (Act 2, Part 1)

"Come onnn I'm tirrred. Can't we just be Death Eaters?" (Act 2, Part 9)

"Am I bleeding?" (Several Occasions)

"Go home, terrorist!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"This year you bet I'm gonna get outta here
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near.
I'll have the greatest wizard career,

and its gonna be totally awesome!

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally awesome!"


Dumbledore quotes

"So basically I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want, i don't really care!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" (Act 1, Part 3)

"Miss Granger shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. God...for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"DRACO SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT CHAMPION IS JUST A
TITLE!"(Draco is, of course, called a 'little shit on many other occations)

"Malfoy, you little shit."


Snape Quotes

"What the devil? It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?' Now you drag ME into this?!" (Act 1, Part 13)

"What do you want, you horrid bitch?" (Act 2, Part 4)

"But I had a butt trumpet.. my butt went like POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT!" (act 2, Part 4)

"Attention all Hogwarts students! In celebration of all hollows eve, we will be taking a field trip to Hogsmead. Please go out on the courtyard with your signed permission form. Students without their permission forms will be killed. Just kidding! But they won't be allowed to go and it's going to be a whole lot of fun!!" (Act 1 Part 9)

"That's Absuuuurd!"

"Draco is such a little shit."


"Thanks Hermione."

--Harry and Ron (about a million times)


"That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!"

--Ron Weasley


"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

--Cedric Diggory and Dumbledore


"Fred and George get in here!"

"But i'm George!"

"Nice try, but you got an 'F' on your shirt dumbass."

--Fred, George, and Mrs. Weasley


"Favourite Amy Mann song on three. One, two, three..

"RED VINES!"

"Favourite color of vines other than green?"

"RED VINES!"

"Favourite way to say 'red wines' in a German accent?"

"RED VINES, OH MY GOD!"

"Where have you been all my life!?"

"Living in a cupboard under some stairs..."

--Harry and Ron


"Oh shit! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry, Shoot! ... I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."

--Lupin


"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am, a racist, I despise gingers, and mudbloods, I hate gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?"

--Draco Malfoy


Young Justice

Freeze is attacking pick-nickers in Gotham City park)Freeze: The Boy Wonder. The Bat sent you to drag me off to prison. Frankly, I'm underwhelmed.Robin: Great, but I'm kinda in a hurry here.Freeze: Kids. Always in such a rush. I prefer to preserve these moments... forever.Robin: I'm not talking to you.[Batman Arrives]


(Flash and Kid Flash just defeated Captain Cold)Flash: Stealing ice? Really? Isn't that a big cliché for even Captain Cold?


Spectator #1: I see Flash and Flash Jr.Spectator #2: His name is Speedy.Spectator #3: No, Speedy’s Green Arrow’s sidekick.Spectator #4: Well that makes no sense.


Fireman: It's whats-his-name. Flash Boy!Kid Flash: Kid Flash! Why is that so hard?


(Batman, Aquaman, Flash, and Green Arrow arrive at the Hall of Justice with their protègès: Robin, Aqualad, Kid Flash and Speedy)Kid Flash: Have all four sidekicks ever been in the same place at the same time?Speedy: Don’t call us sidekicks. Not after today.Kid Flash: First time at the Hall. I’m a little overwhelmed.Robin: You’re overwhelmed, Freeze was underwhelmed-why isn’t anyone ever just whelmed?[They enter the Hall]Robin: Oh, maybe that’s why.


[Speedy, Robin, Aqualad and Kid Flash aren't allowed to be part of the Justice League briefing]Green Arrow: Roy, you just need to be patient.Speedy: What I need is respect. They're treating us like kids. Worse, like sidekicks! (to the other sidekicks after they don't say anything)You're kidding, right?! You're playing their game?! Why?! Because you think they play fair? Today was supposed to be the day, step one in becoming full-fledged members of the League.Kid Flash: Well, sure, but I thought step one was the tour of the HQ.Speedy: Except the Hall isn't the League's real HQ. I bet they never told you it's just a false front for tourists and a pit stop for catching zeta-beam teleporter-tubes to the real thing, an orbiting satellite called the Watchtower.[Batman gives Green Arrow a look]Green Arrow: I know, I know, but I thought we could make an exception.(Batman continues to glare) Or not.Aquaman: You're not helping your cause here, son. Stand down or...Speedy: Or what? You'll send me to my room? And I'm not your son!(directed at Green Arrow) I'm not even his. (directed at everyone else) I thought I was his partner, but not anymore.(Speedy walks out)


(the adults have walked away to discuss a mission)Aqualad: What else aren't they telling us?Robin: I have a better question: Why didn't we leave with Speedy?


(the adults have left the Hall to go on a mission and have just mentioned Cadmus Labs as a priority after the other mission)Robin: But if Batman's suspicious... maybe we should investigate.Aqualad: Solve their case before they do. It would be poetic justice.Robin: Hey they're all about justice.Aqualad: But they said "stay put."Kid Flash: (to Robin) Wait. Are-are you going to Cadmus? Because if you're going, I'm going!(they both look at Aqualad)Aqualad: Just like that? We're a team on a mission?Robin: We didn't come for a play-date.


(Robin, Kid Flash and Aqualad have arrived at Cadmus and have asked to look around)Mark Desmond: You realize once we get in there, we can't ever let them leave.Guardian: Doc, these aren't your typical meddling kids. You don't want to get on the wrong side of the Justice League.Mark Desmond: Better than getting on the wrong side of the Cadmus Directors. Believe me.


(the kids are being chased by Cadmus security and go into a room without an exit)Robin: I disabled the door, we're safe.Aqualad: We're trapped.


(the kids found Superboy in a cryogenic tube in the room they're hiding in)Kid Flash: Big K little R, the atomic symbol for Krypton. Clone?Aqualad: Robin. Hack!Robin: Right. Right.


(after finding the Super-clone)Kid Flash: They're making a slave out of-well, Superman's son.Aqualad: Now we contact the League.[edit]Fireworks(Superboy is guarding/staring at Aqualad, Kid Flash and Robin)Kid Flash: [to Superboy] What? What do you want? Quit staring. You're creeping me out.Robin: Uh, KF, how about we not tick off the guy who can fry us with a look?


Superboy: Wha-what if he wasn't?Kid Flash: He can talk?Superboy: Yes, he can.Kid Flash: Not like I said, "it."Aqualad: The genomorph taught you.Superboy: They taught me much. I can read, write. I know the names of things.Robin: But have you seen them? Have they actually let you see the sky or the moon?Superboy: Images are implanted in my mind, but no. I have not seen them.Aqualad: Do you know what you are, who you are?Superboy: I am the Superboy, a genomorph, a clone from the DNA made of the Superman, created to replace him should he perish, to destroy him should he turn from the light.Aqualad: To be like Superman is a worthy aspiration, but, like Superman, you deserve a life of your own beyond that solar suit, beyond your pod, beyond Cadmus.Superboy: I live because of Cadmus! It is my home!Robin: Your home is a test tube. We can show you the sun.Kid Flash: Uh, pretty sure it's after midnight, but we can show you the moon.Aqualad: We can show you, introduce you to Superman.Mark Desmond: No they can't!


Mark Desmond: Activate the cloning process.Robin: Pass! Batcave's crowded enough.


(telepathically while being tortured)Aqualad: Superboy, you live. That gives you the right to follow your own path. A weapon or a person, the choice is yours, but ask yourself, "What would Superman do?"


(Superboy reenters the containment room)Kid Flash: You here to help us or fry us?Superboy: Huh. I don't seem to have heat vision, so I suppose helping is my only option.


(after being freed from the handcuffs and containment pod)Robin: Finally. Lucky Batman isn't here. He'd have my head for taking so long.Kid Flash: Seriously?! That's what you're worried about? The whole League'll have our heads after tonight!


Mark Desmond: You'll never get out of here! I'll have you back in pods before morning.Robin: That guy is not whelmed. Not whelmed at all.Kid Flash: What is with you and this whelmed thing?


(the genomorphs have subdued the escaping heroes telepathically)Dubbilex: Perhaps for the sake of all genomorphs, our brother Superboy should make up his own mind.Superboy: It was you.Dubbilex: Yes, brother. I set the fire and lured your new friends into Cadmus, woke them when they were in danger...Superboy: And guided me. Why?Dubbilex: Because you are our hope, the genomorph hero. you will blaze a trail for all our brothers, showing us the way to freedom. What is your choice, brother?Superboy: I... choose... freedom.Guardian: (after being relieved of telepathic control) Feels... like fog... lifting.Aqualad: Guardain?Guardian: Go, I'll take care of Desmond.


(Mark Desmond, now Blockbuster has just torn a hole in the ceiling)Kid Flash: You think Labcoat planned that?Aqualad: I doubt he is planning anything anymore.


(Cadmus has been destroyed and the heroes are free)Kid Flash: See? The Moon!(the League arrives)Kid Flash: And Superman. Do we keep our promises, or what?Batman: [looking at Superboy] Is that what I think it is?Kid Flash: He doesn't like being called an "it."Superboy: I'm Superman's clone!Batman: ...Start talking.


(Superman is in conversation with Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter then walks over to Superboy)Superman: We'll, a, we'll figure something out for you. The League will I mean. For now I better make sure they get the Blockbuster creature squared away.(flies away)


(Batman, Flash and Aquaman come over to the teens)Batman: Cadmus will be investigated, all 52 levels. But let's make one thing clear:Flash: You should have called us.Batman: End results aside, we're not happy. You hacked Justice League systems, disobeyed direct orders, and endangered lives. You will not be doing this again.Aqualad: I am sorry, but we will.Aquaman: Aqualad, stand down.Aqualad: Apologies, my king, but no. We did good work here tonight, the work you trained us to do. Together on our own we forged something powerful, important.Flash: If this is about your treatment at the Hall, the three of you...Kid Flash: The four of us, and it's not.Robin: Batman, we're ready to do what you taught us, or why teach us at all?Superboy: Why let them tell us what to do? It's simple. Get on board or get out of the way.


(discussing the new covert team for the kids)Flash: The League will still handle the obvious stuff. There's a reason we have these big targets on our chest.Aquaman: But Cadmus proves the bad guys are getting smarter. Batman needs a team that can operate on the sly.Batman: The five of you will be that team.Robin: Cool! Wait. Five?(Ms Martian enters)Batman: This is the Martian Manhunter's niece. Ms. Martian.


Kid Flash: Hey Superboy come meet Ms. M!(Superboy walks over to the rest of the team; Ms. Martian uses her shape-shifting ability to change her shirt color to black)Ms. Martian: I like your t-shirt.(Superboy gives her a small smile)


(The Light discusses the result of Project Cadmus' exposure.)L-1: Can the Light afford to leave Guardian in charge without the G-nomes?L-3: We have subtle means of control. What concerns me is the children. We now know the League is employing young heroes to do their dirty work. Huh, that's a dark twist.L-1: Yes...But one that can be played to our advantage. Even the temporary loss of the weapon may prove useful. Eventually, everyone sees the Light.[edit]Welcome to Happy Harbor(Robin has just invited Speedy to join The Team)Robin: So, Speedy, you in?Speedy: Pass. I'm done letting Arrow and the League tell me what to do. I don't need a baby-sitter or a clubhouse to hang out with the other kids. Your Junior Justice League is a joke. Something to keep you busy and in your place. I don't want any part of it!


(the Team is wanting to go on a mission)Red Tornado: Mission assignments are the Batman's responsiblity.Robin: But it's been over a week and nothing...Red Tornado: You'll be tested soon enough. For the time being, simply enjoy each other's company.Aqualad: This team is not a social club.Red Tornado: No. But I am told social interaction is an important team-building excersize. Perhaps you can keep busy by familiarizing yourselves with the cave.


Kid Flash: Can you do that ghosting through walls thing Manhunter does?Miss Martian: Density shifting? No, it's a very advanced technique...Robin: Flash can vibrate his molecules right through a wall. (chuckles) When he tries it, bloody nose.Kid Flash: Dude!


(discussing secret identities)Miss Martian: [telepathically] Don't worry, Superboy. We'll find you an Earth name too.Superboy: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!Miss Martian: [telepathically] What's wrong? I- I don't understand. Everyone on Mars communicates telepathically.Aqualad: M'Gann, stop! Things are different of Earth. Here, your powers are an extreme invasion of privacy!Kid Flash: Besides, Cadmus's creepy little psychic genomes left a bad taste in his brain.Miss Martian: I-I didn't mean to...Superboy: Just... stay... out!


Aqualad: And your clothes?Miss Martian: They're organic like the ship, they respond to my mental commands.Superboy: As long as they're the only ones.


(about Superboy)Robin: He'll come around.Miss Martian: He doesn't seem to like me very much.Kid Flash: You guys remember he has super hearing?


Kid Flash: You brought your utility belt?Robin: Never leave home without it. First thing Batman taught me.Kid Flash: Right after don't go to the bathroom without it.


Brom: I was prepared to be challenged by a superhero. I was not, however, expecting children.Robin: We're not children!Brom: Objectively, you are. Have you no adult supervision? I find your presense her quite disturbing.


(Mister Twister makes lightning strike)Kid Flash: Uh, can red Tornado... do that?Brom: You think I'm Tornado? Ironic.


(the Team has just been defeated by Mr. Twister)Superboy: [to Miss Martian] You tricked us into thinking Twister was Red Tornado.Aqualad: She didn't do it on purpose.Robin: It-it was a rookie mistake. We shouldn't have listened to her.Kid Flash: You are pretty inexperienced. Hit the showers. We'll take it from here.Superboy: Stay out of our way.(Robin, Kid Flash and Superboy walk away)Miss Martian: I was just trying to be part of the team.Aqualad: To be honest, I'm not sure we have a team.


Robin: [after M'Gann drops a boulder on Mr. Twister] Don't know how things are done on Mars, but on Earth we don't EXECUTE our captives!Miss Martian: You said you trust me. [Lifts the boulder to reveal an android] That's why I couldn't read his mind.Kid Flash: Cool souvenir.


(after the battle with Mr. Twister, when Red Tornado didn't step in to help)Kid Flash: Batman, Aquaman, Flash, they'd all have jumped right in to fix things.Robin: Guess if we're going to have a baby-sitter, heartless machine is exactly what we need.Kid Flash: DUDE! Harsh!Red Tornado: And inaccurate. I have a heart, carbon-steel alloy. I also have excellent hearing.Robin: Right. I'll strive to be... more accurate.Aqualad: And more respectful.[edit]Drop-Zone(while en-route to their first official mission Robin is flashing back on the debrief)Robin: So who's in charge?[Batman and Red Tornado exchange glances]Batman: Work that out between you.


Kid Flash: Hey, Supey, not too late to put on the new stealth tech.Superboy: No capes, no tights. No offense.Miss Martian: It totally works for you. In that you can totally do good work in those clothes.


(after disembarking from the Bio-Ship)Superboy: Knew I didn't need a line.Robin: And yet, creating a seismic event may not have helped us much with the 'covert'.


Aqualad: We need to identify that buyer.Kid Flash: Just what I was thinking.Robin: Yeah. You're the thinker.Kid Flash: Sarcasm? Dude. A real leader would focus on getting answers.


Superboy: Did you hear that?Kid Flash: Uh, no... Wait! Is this a super-hearing thing?Miss Martian: You do have great ears.Kid Flash: Okay, Rob, now what? [realized Robin disappeared] Man, I hate it when he does that!


(about Bane)Kid Flash: So. Now 'El Luchador' is our leader.


(the Team has partnered with Bane in order to get into the factory making the Venom)Bane: (Robin has disappeared) Has that little fool already been captured?Aqualad: No. He just does that.Kid Flash: Stay put. I'll get our intel and be back before Boy Wonder.(Runs off)Aqualad: Wait. Kid!


(the Team and Bane have been defeated and are retreating through the hidden tunnels going out of the factory)Robin: How can my first mission as leader go so wrong?Aqualad: You do have the most experience. But perhaps that is exactly what has left you unprepared. Fighting alongside Batman, your roles are clearly defined. You two do not need to talk. But this team is new. And a leader needs to be clear, explicit. He cannot vanish and expect others to play part in an unknown plan.Robin: Oh, so I'm supposed to hold everyone's hand? (groans) Who am I kidding? You should lead us, Kaldur. You're the only who can.


(Aqualad has been unanimously elected Team leader)Aqualad: Then I accept the burden. (to Robin) Until you are ready to lift it from my shoulders. You were born to lead this team. Maybe not now- but soon.


Kobra: Batman must be desperate, if he sends whelp to task me.Robin: What's wrong, Koby? You look disconcerted.Kobra: This is beneath me. Shimmer, take him.


Robin: I know you hate getting your hands dirty.Kobra: True, but sometimes even a god must stoop to conquer. (brushes Robin aside) What's wrong boy? You look disconcerted.


Kobra: I am plagued by mosquitoes!Robin: Good, because this mosquito is mighty concerted over your pain!


(the Kobra has escaped into the woods and the fighting is over)Robin: We picked the right guy to lead. Automatically making you the right guy to explain this mess to Batman!


Batman: A simple recon mission. Observe and report! You'll each receive written evaluations detailing your many mistakes... Until then - good job... No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy. How you adjust to the unforeseen is what determines success. And how you choose who leads determines character.


Sportsmaster: All I managed to recover is a single vial of Cobra-Venom.L-6: The formula can be reverse-engineered, but what of these heroes? First Cadmus, then Mister Twister, now Santa Prisca.L-1: Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, but three times is enemy action. And enemies of the Light must not stand.[edit]Schooled(while trying to save a school bus Superboy's landing destabilizes a bus already in a precarious situation)Superman: We don't yet know the limits of your powers.Superboy: Well, maybe you could, you know, help me figure that out.Superman: ...Batman's got that covered.Superboy: I know, but...Superman: [Superman receives a call on his JL communicator] Superman. Wait. Arrow, slow down. What's attacking?... No, I'm definitely available. Coordinates?... Acknowledged; on my way... Sorry, Super... boy. Duty calls.(Superman flies off cut to Bruce Wayne in his office)Superman: Already on it Bruce.Bruce Wayne: I know Clark, we need to talk.(Superman disconnects his communicator and continues flying)


(Black Canary is giving instruction as the Team's new combat instructor)Black Canary: Now, combat is about controlling conflict. Putting the battle on your terms. You should always be acting, never reacting.


Kid Flash: After this--swish--I'll show you my moves. (Black Canary knocks him down) Oww. Hurts so good.Black Canary: Good block. But did anyone see what he did wrong?Robin: Ooh, ooh. He hit on teacher and got served?Kid Flash: Dude!Black Canary: He allowed me to dictate the terms of...Superboy: Oh please. With my powers, the battle's always on my terms. I'm a living weapon. And this is a waste of my time.Black Canary: Prove it.(Superboy and Black Canary spar and Superboy goes down)


(Batman has briefed the Team on being security for the transportation of AMAZO)Superboy: So now we take out your trash?Batman: You had something better to do?


Robin: If dislike is the opposite of like, is disaster the opposite of aster? See, if things are going wrong, they go right... Uh, clearly you're not feeling the aster. What's wrong?Superboy: Canary. And what business does she have teaching combat skills to a guy with super-strength?Robin: Taking down stronger guys is part of the gig. Canary learned that the hard way. Same with Batman - and, well - me.


(Professor Ivo's MONQIS arrive and latch on to the truck carrying AMAZO)Superboy: I hate monkeys.Robin: Hey. Hey. Switch your ride to Battle Mode.Superboy: No point.(Superboy jumps off his bike and onto the armored car)Robin: Or not.


(Superboy has ditched his comm and Robin)Robin: Definitely a disaster. Heavy on the 'dis.'


(in a Metropolis diner)Clark Kent: Apple pie.Bruce Wayne: The Devil's FoodBruce Wayne: The boy needs you.Clark Kent: No. He needs you. He needs Red. I'm just a constant reminder of what he's not.Bruce Wayne: Sorry, Clark, but you're dead wrong. Look, I know he troubles you. But he's here. You have to get over the how and why. Trust me on this. This boy needs his father.Clark Kent: I'm not his father! I'll take that apple pie to go.


Professor Ivo: Oh, hello.Superboy: You? You're Ivo? I'm whelmed.Professor Ivo: You're one to talk. Since when does the big blue boy scout have a brat?Superboy: He doesn't.Professor Ivo: Well, if you say so...Superboy:Give me your best shot.Professor Ivo: Please, my android has the strength of Superman. What chance do you have?[Superboy attacks Amazo. Amazo counterattacks sending Superboy flying back]Professor Ivo: Oh, sorry. Did that strike a nerve? Amazo, strike a few more.


Robin: So you changed too.Kid Flash: You kidding? Ugh. I feel naked in civvies. You still tracking the parts?Robin: They were heading through Gotham, but they veered. Wait! Dude, they're at my school!


(the rest of the Team have arrived and are joining Superboy in battling AMAZO)Miss Martian: Superboy! Are you all right?Superboy: Fine. (looking at Robin) Feeling the aster.(AMAZO is down and Ivo has escaped)Robin: Help me disassemble him! NOW!Kid Flash: Dude. The guy has no head.Aqualad: Don't take any chances!


Batman: Complications come with the job. Your ability to handle them has impressed the League.Superboy: The whole League?Batman: Given time, yes. Kryptonians, as you know, have very hard headsBatman: Of course, there's no shame in asking for help. That's why the League exists. Because there's some problems even we can't handle individually.Robin: Please, if we needed help, we'd never get the chance to ask.[Pulls out an arrow. Green Arrow takes out one of his arrows and compares the two]Robin: Look familiar? You were following us. Baby-sitting! YOU STILL DON'T TRUST US!Batman: We didn't follow you.(Green Arrow pulls an arrow out and the tip is different then the one Robin has)Robin: And that's not your arrow... But that means...Kid Flash: Speedy!Aqualad: He has our backs.[edit]InfiltratorRed Arrow: Dr. Roquette?Dr. Roquette: Tell me you're the advanced guy.Red Arrow: The only guy.Dr. Roquette: You couldn't bring back up? What? Were there budget cuts?(henchman are trying to bust down the door)Red Arrow: Now or never, doc.Dr. Roquette: [about a device] We can't leave this.Red Arrow: Look, I take it, or I take you.Dr. Roquette: Right. Take me.Dr. Roquette: So what do you call this, the Arrow-boat?Red Arrow: I call it a rental.


(Green Arrow has just introduced Artemis to the team)Green Arrow: Um, she's my new protégé.Kid Flash: Wha-what happened to your old one?Computer: Recognize. Speedy. B-06.Red Arrow: Well for starters, he doesn't go by Speedy any more. Call me Red Arrow.Green Arrow: Roy - you look...Red Arrow: Replaceable.


(telepathic conversation while guarding Dr. Roquette)Robin: You might cut her some slack. It was her arrow that saved your butt against Amazo.Kid Flash: What? No! That was Speedy's—I mean, Red Arrow's—arrow. Right?Robin: Not so much.Kid Flash: Hmph. Well, still not giving her the satisfaction.Artemis: You know, I can still hear you!(Kid Flash groans)Dr. Roquette: I couldn't get the Justice League.(telepathic about Superboy)Artemis: Mmm...that boy.Miss Martian: He can hear you. We can all hear you.Artemis: Oh, I know.(telepathic)Miss Martian: You embarrassed Superboy.Artemis: Didn't hear him say that.Miss Martian: Must you challenge everyone?Artemis: Where I come form, that's how you survive.(telepathic)Kid Flash: (to Artemis) This was all your fault. You were on the perimeter! How'd that Shadow get in?Miss Martian: That's not really fair. I was outside too.Kid Flash: (to Miss Martian) Outside being distracted by her. Besides I can't be mad at you.Kid Flash: You gave me mouth-to-mouth.Miss Martian, Aqualad, Artemis: We heard that!Kid Flash: Dang it!Aqualad: Stop it, both of you!Kid Flash, Artemis: What?Aqualad: I can hear you glaring!


(the team has split up to find the kidnapped Dr. Roquette and Artemis has caught up with the 'Shadow')Cheshire: (to Artemis) I suppose now you bring me to justice. Let your new friends interrogate me. I wonder if your position's secure enough to survive them learningeverything I know.(Long pause. Artemis lowers her bow)Cheshire: Didn't think so. So like the Cheshire Cat, I'll just disappear.


(later after Dr. Roquette has been saved and the danger has been stopped)Robin: Yes! The infiltrators have been out-filtrated!


Red Arrow: (to Artemis) Nice move. Almost made me believe you are Green Arrow's niece. But we both know you're not. I'm sure G.A. and Bats had a reason for lying so your cover's safe. But I warn you: do not hurt my friends!


(the Light is discussing the what went down with Dr. Roquette)L-2: Once again the young... heroes interfere. So it's fortunate that we have an operative... on the inside.[edit]DenialMadame Xanadu: Then madame will make contact, if fate be kind.Kent Nelson: But he so rarely is.


(watching Superboy and Aqualad spar in the cave)Artemis: Kaldur's uh, nice, don't you think? Handsome, commanding. You should totally ask him out.Miss Martian: He's like a big brother to me. But you know who would make the cutest couple? You and Wally. You're so full of passion and he's so full of...Artemis: It.


(the Team are asking Red Tornado for a mission)Red Tornado: This is Kent Nelson, a friend. He is 106 years old...Kid Flash: Guy doesn't look a day over 90.Red Tornado:...and he has been missing for twenty-three days. Kent was a charter member of the Justice Society, the precursor to your mentors' Justice League.Aqualad: Of course. Nelson was Earth's sorcerer supreme! He was Doctor Fate!Kid Flash: (scoffs) More like "Doctor Fake." Guy knows a little advanced science and "Dumbledores" it up to scare the bad guys and impress the babes.(everyone turns and glares at him)


Kent Nelson: [holographic message] Greetings. You have entered with a key. But the tower does not recognize you. Please state your purpose and intent.Kid Flash: We are true believers here to find Dr. Fate.[the team falls through the floor towards a lava pit]Miss Martian: Having trouble. Maintaining altitude... I'm so hot.Kid Flash: You certainly are.Artemis: WALLY!Kid Flash: Hey! Inches about sizzling death. I'm entitled to speak my mind.


(the Team get out of the trap but Superboy's boots were lost in the lava)Superboy: Those were my favorite boots! This Nelson guy better be worth it.


(after lying about believing in magic results in the lava trap)Kid Flash: Fine! Fine! I lied about believing in magic. But magic is the real lie, a major load


Miss Martian: I don't understand Wally. It's almost like he needs to believe the impossible can't happen.Aqualad: Wally uses his understanding of science to control what he cannot comprehend. Acknowledging magic would relinquish the last vestige of that control.


(Kid Flash, Artemis and Kent Nelson have just escaped Klarion in an elevator)Kid Flash: Right. You're a Lord of Order.Kent Nelson: Oh, no. Not me. I'm just an old coot Fate used to put on. Until my wife Inza convinced me there was more to life. Ah, she was a real pistol, that Inza. Anywho, Klarion's after the helmet. If he gets his sticky little mitts on it, he'll turn the planet into his own personal playground of pandemonium.(Kent Nelson has been hit by a blast of magic and Kid Flash now has possesion of the helmet)Kid Flash: I have no idea what I need to do.Kent Nelson: [dying] Have faith in what you can't explain. Believe in what you can no longer deny.


(Kid Flash prepares to put the Helmet of Fate on)Klarion the Witch Boy: Hey, dumb kid. You put that on, you may never get it off!


Klarion the Witch Boy: Give it up, Nabu! Order went out of style in the 20th century.Doctor Fate: This battle is pointless. You sought to take the helmet before it gained a host. But you are too late.Klarion the Witch Boy: SHUT IT, YOU OLD FART!


Kid Flash: Yes! That's how we kick it on the earthly plane! Uhh, it's over, right? Why isn't Nabu taking off the Helmet?Kid Flash: Wait. What happened to you ascending? Seeing Inza?Kent Nelson: So you believe now, eh? Don't sweat it, kid. I'll spend a few millenia here then see Inza. That's the great thing about eternity, it's eternal.


(back at the Cave the Helmet of Fate is now on a shelf)Artemis: Wait, you're still claiming there's no such thing as magic? (scoffs) If that's how you feel, why keep it at all?Kid Flash: ...Souvenir.Artemis: Geek!


(parting words to Kid Flash)Kent Nelson: Find your own little spitfire, one who won't let you get away with nothin'.[edit]Downtime(arriving at the Cave,the Team is splatered with mud having been in a fight with Clayface)Batman: I need to talk to Aqualad. The rest of you, hit the showers and head home.Superboy: "Head home?" I am home.Aqualad: I am sorry you had to intervene. I know the team performed poorly.Batman: The team performed adequately. The problem was you. You're their leader, and your head wasn't in the game.Aqualad: No, you are [sighs] correct. Of late, I am not even convinced I belong on the surface world. For so many years, it filled my every thought. But now that I am here, my dreams are all of Atlantis.Batman: Atlantis or someone you left behind? You can split your time between the surface and the sea. But not your mind. Either you're here 100% or you need to walk away. Make a, decision, Kaldur, and make it soon.


(later at Wayne manor Dick is upset that Bruce took Aqualad aside to talk with him privately in the backyard Bruce tosses him a basketball)'Dick Grayson: What's this?Bruce Wayne: Training. Hand-eye coordination.Dick Grayson: One on one?Bruce Wayne: If you think you can handle it.


Tula: Kaldur - I - we - that is...Kaldur'ahm: I wish you both, nothing but the best.[Starts to enter the portal]Kaldur'ahm: Have you ever wondered what would have happened if I had stayed behind and you had become Aqualad?Garth: No. Never.Kaldur'ahm: Neither have I.


(to Batman)Aqualad: I am here. One hundred percent.


Black Manta: I was unable to secure the objective, and was forced to execute plan B.L-5: You did well. Everything falls into place.[edit]Bereft(Artemis and Kid Flash wake up in a desert together)Artemis: Dad. He must have done this. Another of his stupid tests.Kid Flash: What kind of test?Artemis: He probably wants me to kill you.


(Robin wakes up alone in a desert)Robin: OK, better question: what am I doing in Bialya - in - September? What happened to March? Better radio Batman.Batman: [flashback] Maintain radio silence at all times.Robin: Or not.


Artemis: Seen Kid Flash on the news. He doesn't wear black.Kid Flash: Uh, little unclear on that myself. What about you? Green Arrow fixation?Artemis: [noticing her costume] WHO PUT ME IN THIS?Kid Flash: Wow. I am not touching that with a 10-foot - uh, so you know how to us that bow?Artemis: Yeah, my dad taught me... DAD! He must've done this. Another of his stupid tests.Kid Flash: What kind of test?Artemis: He probably wants me to kill you.


Miss Martian: [telepathically] Don't worry, I'm almost there.Artemis: Did you just hear a girl talking in your head?Kid Flash: Girls are always on my mind, but they're not usually talking.


(Robin, Artemis, Miss Martian, and Kid Flash have all met up and are trying to find Superboy and Aqualad)Robin: This must be his.[gives an S shield to Miss Martian]Miss Martian: Yes! Did you see him?Artemis: I think we did.Kid Flash: Feral boy? Some teammate. He attacked us.Artemis: He didn't know who we are. I don't know who we are.Kid Flash: [playing with his stealth suit activator] This is so cool.Artemis: We look ridiculous. Quit touching yourself!


(flashback)Miss Martian: Careful, Superboy, they're hot.Kid Flash: Not as hot as you Babe.Miss Martian: Uh, thanks, Wally. That's uh...sweet.Kid Flash: Not as sweet as you Sugar.Artemis: Oh, grow up!(flashback)Miss Martian: [telepatically to the team] They're testing something - make that someone. - In pain. Hello? Can you hear me?Psimon: I can. An open mind is a dangerous thing.Miss Martian: Someone's hacked into our link!Psimon: Psimon can't see you. Psimon can't touch you. But Psimon can make you all FORGET!


Artemis, Robin, Miss Martian, Kid Flash: Aqualad!Robin: Where is he? What happened next?Miss Martian: I don't know. That's the last thing I - we remember.Kid Flash: We landed 24 hours ago. If Kaldur's been wandering the desert that long, well, that's not good for a guy with gills.Artemis: I got... confused by um... some old movie I saw the other night. About a ninja girl whose ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.Kid Flash: So, I'm your "ninja boyfriend" huh?Artemis: Hey, amnesia, remember? I completely forgot how truly annoying you are.Kid Flash: Oh, like you're the Goddess of Congeniality!Robin: Yeesh! Get a room!


('Superboy enters Miss Martian and Psimon's mental warMiss Martian: You're here!Psimon: (laughs)You sound so relieved. Is that mindless creature supposed to save your mind?Miss Martian: No. I save his.(Miss Martian places her forehead on Superboy's and memories start to flash)Superboy: Kick his butt.(Superboy disappears from Miss Martian's mind)


(after defeating the soldiers with the help of the alien sphere Superboy re-enters the mental battlefield)Miss Martian: He's too strong.Superboy: You're strong. And I'm stubborn. Together!Miss Martian: Together. (to Psimon) Get... out... of MY HEAD!


(Superboy and Miss Martian return to reality and are about to have a kiss when they're interrupted by the alien sphere)Superboy: Can I keep it?


Psimon: The martian girl escaped with both the sphere and the Superboy.L-4: That hardly matters. What matters is the successful test of our new partner's delivery system.(A monitor shows a Boom-Tube transporting the sphere)L-4: More tech will come, tech that will put the sphere, and perhaps even Superboy, to shame.Targets(Red Arrow is at the Rhelasian peace summit and thinks he spots Cheshire in the crowd and asks what her height is)Aqualad: Cheshire is 1.67 meters.Red Arrow: What?Aqualad: She's 5'6" and exceptionally dangerous. Do you require backup?Red Arrow: Please. The last thing I need is the Junior Justice League.Aqualad: Just our computer.(Red Arrow is being held by Rhelasian police for Cheshire's assination attempt of Lex Luthor)Lex Luthor: Lex Luthor vouches for him, Captain. Release the sidekick.Red Arrow: Ex-sidekick. And I don't need any favors from you.


(it's Miss Martian and Superboy's first day of school and Martian Manhunter, Aqualad, and Red Tornado are seeing them off)Miss Martian: Meet Megan Morse. What's your new name?Superboy: My what?Martian Manhunter: I chose the name John Jones for myself, and suggested John Smith for Red Tornado. You could be John, too.Superboy: Pass.Miss Martian: Connor's has always been my favorite name.(Superboy shrugs)Aqualad: A last name will also be required.Martian Manhunter: Perhaps... Kent.Miss Martian: Oh! In memory of Dr. Fate. The late Kent Nelson.Martian Manhunter: Of... course.Superboy: Ok. Sure. I guess it would be an honor or something.Miss Martian: Well Conner Kent, time to change your shirt; You don't want to give away your secret identity.(Superboy takes his shirt off and turns it inside out)Superboy: Will this work?Miss Martian: (blushing) Works for me...Superboy: Wait shouldn't it be Connor Nelson?(Miss Martian and Superboy leave for school)Martian Manhunter: They grow up so fast.


(while tracking Cheshire Red Arrow is thrown off a roof and into a river by Ra's al Ghul)Red Arrow: [to his communicator] It's me. I may... possibly... be in over my head.


(discussing the Rhelasian conflict in school)Conner Kent: But why are they fighting? They're all humans... I mean Rhelasians, right?Lucas Carr: Right on both counts, actually.Megan Morse: [telepathically to Conner] It's no different on Mars. The White Martian minority are treated like second-class citizens by the Green majority. Of course, I'm green but that doesn't make it right.


Red Arrow: [to Aqualad] Take Sportsmaster. Cheshire's mine!Cheshire: So territorial. And only our third date.Sportsmaster: (to Aqualad) Let's just say, I have an inside source. Very inside.


Red Arrow: I can't believe we just did a solid for Lex Luthor.Aqualad: Not for Luthor - for peace.


Red Arrow: Do you really think there's a mole on your team?Aqualad: I cannot rule out the possibility. I will investigate... quietly.Red Arrow: Not tell them?Aqualad: I do not want the unit unraveling over baseless suspicions. If there is a mole, I do not wish to tip him or her off.


Lex Luthor: That went well. Both Li and Sheng were quite impressed with Merci's equipment and are quite literally buying into the peace. Our plan to ensure the eventual reunification of Rhelasa, under LexCorp's political and ecomonic guidance is a success.Ra's Al Ghul: And thus, another corner of the world sees the Light.[edit]TerrorsTommy Terror: [after a collar is put on him] That don't feel right... My strength - but I done just gone toe-to-toe with Superman.Superboy: Congratulations. That's more quality time than he's ever given me.


(Miss Martian and Superboy are going under at Belle Reve Penitentiary as the Terror Twins, they're currently enroute with Icicle Jr. and Mr Freeze)Icicle Jr.: Reeks when your dad is the man, you know?Superboy: Believe me, I know.Icicle Jr.: (to an undercover Superboy) So, tell me about your sister.Superboy: What? She's a pain. Why?Icicle Jr.: Dude, she's hot. You can't see it 'cause your family. But I look at her and I think, 'That chick gets me.' And really, that's all you need-- someone who sees the psycho that you are and likes you anyway.Superboy: Yeah, you're like, an evil genius.Icicile Jr.: Word.


(Miss Martian was frozen in ice and is now free)Superboy: Are you -?Miss Maritan: It's pretty cold where I come from. I'll be-(Superboy kisses Miss Martian. Icicle Jr doesn't know they're both in disguises)Icicle Jr.: Dude! That's your sister.(M'Gann and Superboy continue to kiss. M'Gann reveals her true appearance)Icicle Jr.: What?... Wait. Is she? - And are you?... Oh, Dad's gonna kill me!


Hugo Strange: Belle Reve will be fully operational by tomorrow. All prisoners are accounted for, except the Riddler, who somehow did manage to escape during the confusion. Still, you must be disappointed.Icicle Sr.: Me? After the risk you took smuggling our tech inside, you had nearly as much invested in the break as we did. It's a shame we got beat, but the main objectives were all reached.(They shake hands)Hugo Strange: The Light should be quite pleased.[edit]Homefront(it's Artemis first day at Gotham Academy)Dick Grayson: We'll laugh about this one day.(Dick takes a picture with himself and Artemis. Then runs off)Artemis: Uh, who was that?Bette Kane: A Freshman. Ignore him.Barbara Gordon: Dick. What was that about?Dick Grayson: Nothing Barbara, just being friendly to the new girl.Robin: Artemis?Artemis: [shocked] Robin! I uh...Robin: How random that you're in Gotham City, instead of Star City where your uncle, Green Arrow lives?Artemis: I'm... uh, here to see my cousin. She was in the state spelling bee. Here... In Gotham... City.Robin: C-O-O-L. Did she W-I-N?Artemis: N-O.Robin: D-R-A-G.


Aqualad: I cannot be sure if one exists. And if it does, the team is being betrayed from within. I must investigate without tipping my hand. But perhaps I should tell Batman.Red Tornado: Generally, the Batman prefers the team to handle its own problems, but it's your decision. I will return after monitor duty on the Watchtower.Aqualad: I thought you were exempt from monitor duty since becoming our... den mother.Red Tornado: I agreed to cover for Green Arrow. He has a interpersonal event with Black Canary-- a "hot date."


(Artemis and Robin arrive at the Cave and are immediately attacked)Artemis: Who are we fighting?Robin: Don't know, but we're sitting ducks by the tubes. Head for the exit!(They run for the exit and encounter a tidal wave)Robin: Or not.(Artemis and Robin are reviewing the security video footage)Robin: That's it. All four are dead.Artemis: (looks appalled)Robin: The cameras, I meant the cameras! I'm sure the others are fine.Artemis: What do we do now?Robin: We save them. That's how it works.Artemis: Maybe that's how it's supposed to work, but those robots already took out our four super-powered friends.Robin: You seem distraught.Artemis: M'gann is dying. We have no powers and I'm down to my last arrow. Of course I'm distraught!Robin: Well get traught or get dead!Artemis: How can you be so calm?Robin: Practice. I've been doing this since I was nine(attempting to escape through the library)Robin: There's a secret passage behind one of these bookcases.Artemis: Seriously? Cliché much?Robin: You should see the Batcave.Red Torpedo: Artemis. Robin.Artemis: [comes out from their hiding place] It's Red Tornado![Artemis encounters Red Torpedo. Red Torpedo attacks. Robin saves her]Robin: Yes, on the red. No, on the Tornado.Robin: We can access the hangar from here.[a tidal wave appears]Robin: Or notArtemis: Will you please stop saying that?[edit]Alpha MaleAqualad: (quietly to Batman) Sportsmaster revealed the possibility of a mole within the team. In light of last night's attack, Red Tornado would appear to be the traitor. But whether he betrayed us willingly or was preprogrammed is still...Superboy: (launches himself at Aqualad) YOU KNEW? That android and his maniac family nearly killed M'Gann!Miss Martian: Conner, what are you doing?Superboy: Kaldur knew we had a traitor among us and said nothing!Robin: You knew?Kid Flash: And didn't tell us?


Robin: Batman, please, tell me you're not sending us on this joke of a wild ape chase.Batman: I never joke... about the mission.


Robin: You're coming with us?Captain Marvel: Sure. We'll have a blast.Robin: [to Kid Flash] Translation: he blames us for the red fiasco.[Aqualad walks by]Robin: He doesn't trust us.Kid Flash: [looks at Aqualad] It's a big club.


Robin: The three of us started this team because the Justice League was keeping secrets from us.Kid Flash: Or did you forget like you forgot to tell us about the mole?


Superboy: Come on. I'll keep you safe.Miss Martian: [telepathically] You're my boyfriend, Conner. Not my keeper. Stop hanging on me like a character from a 70's sitcom.


(After everyone's gone)

Captain Marvel: (To Aqualad) Um, did I miss the part where you actually SAID what the plan was?


Robin: Thought vultures only ate dead meat.Kid Flash: Yeah. These are some very proactive scavengers.Robin: Proactive and super-sized. You thinking what I'm thinking?Kid Flash: Cobra venom? Yeah!


Artemis: Okay. Nearly drowning two nights in a row is way less fun than it sounds.


Captain Marvel: Actually, you let everyone split up before communications were set.Aqualad: They would not listenCaptain Marvel: I guess. But back at the cave, Batman stopped everyone from fighting with just one word.Aqualad: Because Batman is... Batman.


Aqualad: Miss Martian, I need a telepathic link-up with the entire team, now.Miss Martian: Link established.Artemis: Should he really still be giving us orders, and should YOU really be following them?Aqualad: Please...Kid Flash: Oh good, Aqualad's voice in my head. I've so missed that.Robin: Hey, Kal'dur! KF and I were attacked by giant vultures. 'Course, since we're moles, you probably think we attacked ourselves.Artemis: If he did, he wouldn't tell you.Miss Martian: Superboy, are you online, or just pouting?Superboy: (Fighting a giant wolf) Busy. Call back later.Kid Flash: What gets me is how nonchalant is is about not telling us.Robin: He should be chalant. Way chalant. Extremely chalant!Artemis: How are we supposed to be a team if he doesn't trust us with his secrets?Miss Martian: Or if Conner doesn't expect us to take care of ourselves?Kid Flash: (To robin) Did he really think you or I could've been the mole?Robin: We've known each other for years!Artemis: Trust is a two-way street!Miss Martian: And you'd know they'd hate it if we kept secrets from them!Artemis: Not that we'd ever do that. ever.Aqualad: Enough!... Captain Marvel has been captured. And we must act as a team to save him!Kid Flash: Heh. Under your leadership? I don't think...Aqualad: This is not up for debate! You all chose me to lead. When this mission is over, if you wish to select a new leader I will happily step down. But until that time, I am in command here!


Artemis: What are you grinning about?Kid Flash: One word: souvenir.[Puts a beret on]Artemis: Two words: gorilla lice.Kid Flash: Huh? [removes the beret] Oh man!Superboy: [about a wolf] Can I keep him?Kid Flash: First the sphere, now this beast. Dude, you sure make a habit of collecting strays.Miss Martian: Maybe because he's such a stray himself.Robin: Look, I need to know, why did you keep the mole intel secret?[pause, everyone stares at Aqualad]Aqualad: The source of the tip was Sportsmaster.Artemis: WHAT? You can't trust him!Aqualad: I do not. It seemed possible even likely that he was attempting to divide the team with false information.Robin: And given how the mission went, he almost succeeded. But you had to consider it might be true.Aqualad: Yes, as leader, I did. In which case, I did not wish to alert the traitor.Robin: I hate to say it, but it makes sense.Aqualad: I am still prepared to step down.Kid Flash: [raising his hand] All in favor of keeping Aqualad as leader.[everyone raises their hand]Captain Marvel: Guess it's unanimous.


(regarding Superboy's new pet wolf)Kid Flash: Well, he's gonna need a name. How's about Krypto?Superboy: Pass.Miss Martian: Besides, isn't that taken?


(Captain Marvel flies through the window)

Uncle Dudley: Well, sport, how'd it go?Captain Marvel: Oh, it was so cool. The Team's way more fun to hang out with than the League! They go on these secret covert-ops missions that rock! And I got nabbed by the Brain, and I met this tiger, and...Uncle Dudley: Okay, I'm glad you had fun sport, but it's getting pretty late. Brush your teeth and hit the hay.Captain Marvel: Okay, okay, I'm going.Uncle Dudley: Ahem. Aren't you... forgetting something?Captain Marvel: Nah, just seeing if you were paying attention. SHAZAM! (Get struck by lightning, and turns into a kid)Billy Batson: Good night, Uncle Dudley.Uncle Dudley: Good night, Billy.[edit]RevelationRobin: [about Superboy and Miss Martian] You know they're a couple, right?Aqualad: I think I knew before they did.[Kid Flash and Artemis enter]Robin: Do we tell them?Aqualad: It is not our place.


Batman: The Justice League will handle the plants. I have a different job for the team.Kid Flash: Oh, man![Artemis hits Kid Flash]Batman: With the plants attacking so many locations simultaneously, there must be a central control system. Your mission is to destroy it.Zatara: You realize what you're really asking them to do?Batman: They're ready.Kid Flash: Ready for what?[Artemis hits Kid Flash again]Kid Flash: Ow! Will you cut that-?Artemis: Hello, Wally! If the big guns are fighting plants, who do you think we'll be fighting?Kid Flash: I don't know. I guess we'll... Oh.


('heading out on the Bio-Ship)Kid Flash: What's in the bag?Aqualad: Plan B.Artemis: No. No way I'm nearly drowning 3 missions in a row!


The Joker: Poor heroes. Nothing they do is quite enough. - Ain't it grand?[laughs maniacally]Poison Ivy: And impressive. How you simultaneously juggle multiple scenarios.The Joker: I've had practice. Juggling my multiple personalities.[laughs again]The Joker: With so much power at my fingertips, some might call me a "Control Freak." Others just a "Freak." - either works for me.


Artemis: [after she losing her quiver] I feel naked, and not in a fun wayAqualad: We will make our own fun, as we have been trained. Maneuver 7!


The Joker: Children! Children foiled our plan. Inconceiveable. Unacceptable. Retributionable! That last one might not be a word. So sue me.


Aqualad: [to Miss Martian] Plan B.Wotan: [the ship drops the duffle bag, revealing the contents] The Helmet of Fate.Kid Flash: No, Aqualad! Don't...[Kid Flash is attacked. Aqualad puts on the helmet]Kid Flash: Oh dude.Dr. Fate: Wotan. You are mine!Kid Flash: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? HOW COULD YOU LET HIM PUT ON THE HELMET? Nabu will never release him now. Kaldur will be trapped inside Dr. Fate forever.[Fate removes his helmet]Kid Flash: Nabu let you go?Aqualad: He almost did not. But your friend Kent was most helpful... He says "Hello."


Batman: We're done here. This Supervillan Secret Society is neutralized [to the Team] as for your performance - it was satisfactory.


L-1: Impressive. The plant creatures have proven their usefulness as potential weapons. More importantly, the so-called heroes now believe our secret society to be revealed, and crushed.[L-1 comes out of the darkness to reveal himself as Vandal Savage.]Vandal Savage: With the Injustice League serving as our proxies, we are once again free to operate with impunity.[The rest of the light come out of the darkness. Lex Luthor, Ra's al Ghul, Queen Bee, Ocean master, the Brain, and Klarion the witch boy.]Vandal Savage: And shadows still conseal our Light.[edit]HumanityZatanna Zatara: Are you guys having a psychic conversation? 'Cause I can't decide if that's cool or really rude.Superboy: All right. Fine. We were talking about Tornado. It's been weeks since his attack and the League hasn't told us anything.Black Canary: But Tornado is Justice League. The team is not to pursue this.


Zatanna: We're not really taking a tour, are we?Superboy: No. We're hunting down that robot.Aqualad: Yes! We are!Zatanna: Wow. Out loud and everything.Artemis: What about the new girl?Robin: I'm sure she won't tell.Zatanna: I can't tell. Not if you kidnap me.Artemis: Oh she's going to fit in great.


Robin: Batman is the world's greatest detective. He's searched for Tornado and Morrow in every logical place. If we're gonna do better we need an illogical solution. A truly dumb idea.[Everyone looks at Kid Flash]Kid Flash: As a matter of fact...[arrival at Belle Reve Penitentiary to interrogate Professor Ivo]


(Zatanna has forced Professor Ivo to tell where T.O. Morrow was hiding through magic)Robin: So, I'm trying to be nonchalant here.Zatanna: Why? Be as chalant as you like.


Superboy: What's our ETA to Yellowstone? I'm way past ready to stuff Tornado into a trash compactor.Aqualad: Are you certain he betrayed us?Superboy: Aren't you?Aqualad: I am not convinced. And even so, that makes him but a victim of his creator's programming. Certainly he deserves the chance to prove he's more than the weapon others designed him to be.


Aqualad: I recommend you stay behind.Zatanna: Is that an order?Aqualad: No. You must do as you see fit.Zatanna: Good.[Zatanna changes into her uniform]


Red Volcano: You stand no chance against me humans!Superboy, Miss Martian: We're not humans!Red Volcano: Apologies, I suppose the properly inclusive term is - meatbags.


Zatanna: Tornado never knew my moves.Robin: And I bet you've got some good ones. Whoa. Sorry that may have come off a little too Wally.Zatanna: [chuckles] I don't mind.Red Tornado: We must stop him.Red Inferno: Why? One we believe we lived. Now there is only Red Inferno and Red Torpedo. Why should we help save humanity when we are no longer human?Red Tornado: The premise of your question is flawed. You were never human. but you were heroes.Miss Martian: Hello Megan! You wanted to become more human.Artemis: And you couldn't do that with the League. They're stiffs.Robin: You're sure not going to learn emotion from Batman. Trust me.Aqualad: Then the cave was not a proving ground only for us - but for you as well.Red Tornado: I do not know if those statements are accurate - but perhaps they are true. And if I understand the term correctly, I believe I have come to - care about you all.Superboy: See? Practically a meatbag already.


Robin: So, good kidnapping?Zatanna: Actually, yeah. Best ever.Robin: [chuckles] First of many, I hope.Zatanna: If my dad doesn't ground me for life.[cut to the Cave]Zatara: SHE'S GROUNDED FOR LIFE! "They're good kids, Giovanni." "Don't worry, Giovanni." She's never joining this team![edit]FailsafeRed Tornado: I must join the League. We will protect the planet at all costs. But should we fail, the responsibility falls to you.Aqualad: We stand ready.Red Tornado: Red Tornado to Cave. I fear I am all that remains of the League.[Red Tornado is disintegrated]Robin: RT!Aqualad: We are Earth's heroes now.Superboy: So what are we waiting for? A theme song?Aqualad: A strategy. Earth's weapons are ineffective. And it has been made tragically clear that a direct attack will not succeed


Aqualad: We will target this lone ship.Kid Flash: Yeah, break it down, build more, hit those ugly aliens with their own mojo. Ow!Artemis: Martian and Kryptonian in the house.Kid Flash: Not that all aliens are automatically ugly.


(Artemis has just been disintegrated)Kid Flash: They're dead! Every single alien. If it's the last thing I do!


Miss Martian: Back to the Cave?Aqualad: The Hall of Justice. The human race must know that there are still heroes defending them - there is still hope.


Gen. Wade Eiling: I don't know who you are, son, and I don't care. But you wear the S, and you got the job done.Superboy: I'm not Superman.Gen Wade Eiling: Tell that to the enemy. General Wade Eiling. United States Air Force.Aqualad: Aqualad. Justice League. We'll help you salvage as many of the alien cannons as possible. Then we start taking back what is ours!


Miss Martian: And though we know all seems lost, the one thing the aliens cannot destroy is hope.Superboy: Hope survives because the battle is not over, not as long as even one of us is willing to fight.Kid Flash: It doesn't matter how many fall for new heroes will always rise to carry on, bringing all the resources, their skills, their talents to defeat the enemy.Robin: The people of Earth will survive this, we will rebuild and we will thrive, never doubt and never forget, the earth will never surrender!


Robin: Superboy, you'll create a distraction.Miss Martian: NO! He's offering you as a sacrifice. Aqualad would never do that.Robin: You're right. Aqualad would sacrifice himself. A mistake that just cost us our leader. Superboy is the most likely to be perceived as a threat. Motivating the aliens to deploy.Kid Flash: Worst case - he's teleported inside and we set him free along with Artemis - and, uh, Aqualad, and everyone.Superboy: [telepathically to M'Gann] It's okay, M'Gann. It's what Superman would do.


Martian Manhunter: No, my mind is clearer now. The disintegration beam is exactly that. There is no detention facility. No prisoners to rescue. Our mission holds no purpose.Kid Flash: NO! You're wrong. The Zeta radiation proves she's alive. She's...Robin: Stop it, KF. I've been scanning for League and team signals since we got inside. They're not here. Artemis is gone. But our mission still holds purpose - to destroy this mother ship.(as Robin is planting bombs in the alien mothership)'Kid Flash: You knew. You knew from the beginning why we were really here.Robin: Four minutes. Let's go.Robin: [telepathically] 16 seconds and counting. Manhunter take Miss Martian and go!Miss Martian: NO! We won't leave you.Robin: That's an order! We'll follow as soon as we blow those doors.[as the mother ship is blowing up with Kid Flash and Robin inside]Miss Martian: Don't. Don't tell me the mission was a success. The price was too high.


(Miss Martian has been shocked back into the real world after taking telepathic control of an excercise which Batman and Martian Manhunter are discussing)Batman: As bad as all that?Martian Manhunter: Perhaps worse.Red Tornado: Yet this is not what troubles you.Martian Manhunter: Make no mistake. My niece is untrained and cannot be held responsible for this - for our debacle.Batman: No one blames her. But clearly we underestimated her abilities.Martian Manhunter: You understate it. In terms of raw power, she has the strongest telepathic mind I have ever encountered. Stronger by far than mine.[edit]DisorderedBatman: How are they?Martian Manhunter: I am still shaken by what you and I have wrought. One can only imagine what these youths fair.Batman: I know our virtual reality training simulation went badly, but I'd hoped the team would've rallied by now.Martian Manhunter: Trauma tends to linger, as I know you know, my friend.


(Superboy has ditched his comm and left the Cave with Sphere and Wolf)Batman: Superboy return to Cave.(Artemis's counseling session with Black Canary)Black Canary: But you still keep secrets from them.Artemis: You won't tell them! You can't!Black Canary: You could start by admitting you're not really Green Arrow's niece.Artemis: Right. Could you imagine what Wally would do with that?Black Canary: Interesting. So the person you're most worried about - is Wally.


(Kid Flash is having his counseling session with Black Canary)Black Canary: So, you want me to believe that after everything you went through, including your own death from fiery explosion, you're peachy.Kid Flash: I'm fairly certain I never used the word peachy, but I think you got the gist.Black Canary: So, you have no interest in discussing your extreme reaction to Artemis's death?(Kid Flash, caught off-guard, chokes on his popcorn and sits up): I'd rather talk about you, babe.Black Canary: Wally, you're in denial.Kid Flash: I'm comfortable with that.


(Aqualad's counseling session)Aqualad: I was a general, but behaved like a soldier, and sacrificed myself. I am not fit for command, and resign as team leader.Black Canary: Who do you recommend to take your place?Aqualad: Artemis is too raw and untrusting. Kid Flash - too rash and impulsive. Miss Martian remains too eager to please. Superboy carries too much anger.Black Canary: Making Robin the logical choice.Aqualad: But he is too young.Black Canary: Kaldur, you're all young.Aqualad: I cannot shake this burden to him - not yet. It appears I must withdraw my resignation.


(Superboy has just met the Forever People from New Genesis)Beautiful Dreamer: [about Serifin] He watched a lot of Earth westerns.Superboy: Yeah, well, there's a time to go in strong and a time to go in smart.Vykin: It is your world, Superboy. We shall follow your lead.(the Forever People and Superboy have come across Desaad and some Apokalips guys)Vykin: That drill and those carts are the property of New Genesis. You will return them - now!Superboy: Gold goes back too.Whisper A'Daire: Interfer and things get ugly.Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: I'm Ugly.Beautiful Dreamer: These weapons aren't from New Genesis. They are of - the enemy.Superboy: What enemy?Beautiful Dreamer: The enemy. The gods of anti-life. These weapons are of Apokalips.(Desaad and Apokalips guys have retreated)Superboy: What was that?Beautiful Dreamer: Infinity Man. We merged to become part of the source, and greater than the sum of our parts.Superboy: Glad my team's not that close.Big Bear: Lower beings tend to fear intimacy.


(Robin's counseling session with Black Canary)Robin: Hurting? Try traumatized. I finally become leader and wind up sending all my friends to their deaths. I -I know I did what I had to do, but I hated it. When we first started this team, I was desperate to be in charge - not anymore. And - and that's not even the worst of it... You can't tell Batman.Black Canary: Nothing leaves this room.Robin: I always wanted - expected to-to grow up and - and become him. And the hero bit, I'm still all in. But that thing inside of him, that thing that drives him to sacrifice everyhing fro the sake of his mission, that's not me. I don't want to be Batman - anymore.


Desaad: [handing a box to Ugly] Now mortal deliver the father box.[Ugly tosses the father box to the Infinity Man]Superboy: That can't be good.Desaad: Kill the boy and his little dog too.


[Miss Martian's counseling session Black Canary]Miss Martian: It was all my fault. Hello M'Gann. Who else could take a simple exercise and turn it into a nightmare that terrorizes everyone she cares about?Black Canary: You've turned white.Miss Martian: [gasps] NO!... Oh, you meant Caucasian. Yeah, I'm fine being Megan, but I can't be trusted to use my other powers.Black Canary: M'gann, you're a Martian. Not using your natural abilities is like me refusing to speak. Which, by the way, I tried for a while after my very first Canary Cry. Nearly deafened my entire First Grade class. So I get how you feel. But not being yourself is never the answer. And it won't make your feelings of guilt go away. Learn from what happened. You uncle would be happy to train you. Practice until you have more control, and regain your confidence.


Serifan: [about Sphere] Why should we leave her with you? To us she lives. To you, she's merely technology.Superboy: NO! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!Big Bear: Then what is it like?Superboy: We bonded, okay?Vykin: ...In fact, it is. You may keep her.Superboy: Cool! Wait. Sphere's a she?!


(after helping Forever People defeat Desaad Superboy is finally having his counseling session with Black Canary)Superboy: Here's the ugly truth. I wasn't devastated. Even when Superman, Tornado, you: the whole League dead. Even though I didn't save Wolf, watched Artemis and Kaldur die. Abandoned M'gann. I felt - at peace. You see from the moment I first opened my eyes in that Cadmus pod, There's been one more thing that I've wanted and feared. To know what is to be Superman. And I know. So I was - I was happy. Everyone I care about dead or traumatized, and I'm happy. How do I get past the guilt of that? How do I live with myself?Black Canary: I don't have any easy answers Conner. But one thing's clear, admitting it is the first step.[edit]SecretsDetective: Great. Look the NYPD will do its best, but the thief is obviously long gone.[emerging from the shadows]Harm: Let's not rush to judgement. Mediocrity such as this never far from Harm.[Harm draws the sword of Beowulf]Curator: But the legend. Only the pure of heart should be able to summon that power.Harm: The legend said the heart must be pure. It never said "pure good."


Zatanna: [quietly to Artemis] So how long have Conner and M'Gann been a couple?Artemis: [chuckles slightly] Couple? No. They're not a...[M'Gann giggles as she helps Conner with his Halloween costume]Miss Martian: Would you please stop fidgetting?Superboy: You are so making this up to me later.Zatanna: Oh, look. Zombie Captain Marvel. That's hilarious. Heh. Is the Justice League having a party? 'Cause my dad didn't mention it.(Connor, Wally and Megan have arrived at the Happy Harbor High School Halloween dance)Mal Duncan: Burn victim?Connor Kent: Mummy. You?Mal Duncan: Superman. Done right.Connor Kent: Yeah. Good luck with that.


Red Arrow: I'm not convinced. Sure you two, and Kid Flash are above suspicion. But I know Artemis isn't shooting straight. For starters, she's not Green Arrow's niece.Aqualad: What?Robin: Well, yeah. In fact, she's related to...Batman: Enough. Artemis's relations may indeed make her suspect. But she's entitled to a secret identity. I'm more concerned about Superboy. We still know very little about what Cadmus programmed into their weapon. Conner could be the mole, and not know it.


[Artemis takes down some criminals]Zatanna: There were easier ways to take them.Artemis: They had it coming! No harm done.[their bike suddenly explode in front of them]Harm: No indeed. Harm is not done. Much Harm left to do.Harm: Their ridiculous garb and rudimentary skills indicate instruction from Green Arrow and Zatara. Harm will study these two to learn methods for killing their mentors.Zatanna Zatara: Oh you did not just threaten my dad!Zatanna: Thanks for the assist, but - who are you?Secret: Secret.Artemis: That won't cut it. We need answers. Do you know Harm? Does he have any weaknesses?Secret: Secret.[as Harm is fighting Artemis]Harm: So unfocused. It struggles with inner demons and can't fight Harm while fighting itself. Harm doesn't fight his demons. Harm embraces them.


[Marvin has attempted to punk the Halloween dance into believing that Martians are invading, but Megan, Connor, and Wally caught on and punked him instead]Wendy Harris: Marvin chill. We got the memo.Marvin White: No before it was all a prank I pulled. Now it's definitely real! The Martians just killed two guys.[Megan, Conner and Wally enter]Megan Morse: Which two guys?Marvin White: [pointing to Conner and Wally] Those two guys... Wait- I uh... Oh.


[Artemis has her crossbow aimed at Secret]Zatanna: Wait.Artemis: Zatanna, she's his partner!Zatanna: Then why did she help me?Artemis: Don't know. Secret.


(Artemis shoots an arrow at harm, who catches it, and Artemis runs. Harm sees the stove leak gas, and the arrow bursts into flames)

Harm: Oh, that little... (Explosion)


[reading a grave marker in Harm's backyard]Zatanna Zatara: Greta Hayes. Beloved sister.[Secret rises from the grave. Zatanna gasps]Zatanna: This... this is your grave. This is your secret! This is you!Artemis: A ghost? An actual ghost!Harm: Ah, it casts another illusion spell.Zatanna: Except I didn't speak. Harm knows it can't cast a spell without speaking.[Harm gasps realizing who the ghost is]Artemis: You asked how we found this place. Face it, Harm. Your secret's out!Harm: No! Harm's heart is pure. Harm's not sorry.[Secret reaches into Harm's chest and pulls out his power]Harm: I'm not!Artemis: I still can't believe anyone could do that to his own sister. If my...Zatanna: Your what? Artemis, talk to me. Secrets don't stay buried obviously. It's better to bring them into the light.[noticing a sign across the street]Artemis: Zatanna look. Must be the last thing Greta ever saw.[edit]MisplacedZatanna: Robin, I'm just not on Zatara's level.Robin: I know it's hard, but try to stay whelmed. We'll find your dad, Batman, all of them. It's what we do.


Klarion: So, you teamed up with the grown-ups. Teamwork is so overrated.


Zatarra: Fate! Great Nabu, release my daughter.Dr. Fate: No. Witness the havoc wrought in these hours. The world needs Doctor Fate. And the girl's natural abilities in the mystic arts makes her the perfect candidate.Artemis: You can't do that!Robin: She has her own life to live!Kid Flash: Kent would never allow you to...Dr. Fate: Kent Nelson did object, strenuously. So I released his spirit to the afterlife. He is gone.Zatarra: Take me instead. My powers are already at their peak. My body is physically stronger, better able to withstand the strain of your power.Dr. Fate: All true. but if I remove the helmet, what guarantee have I that you will don it?Zatarra: My word.


Klarion: Ha ha ha! Happy?The Brain: Oui, mon ami. Your distraction, though a bit extreme, was tres effective. Amid your trade-marked chaos, no-one will notice the absence of our prize. And in time, we will bring it into the Light.[edit]ColdheartedKid Flash: (To highway patrol) Go, get out of here. I'll handle Vandal.Vandal Savage: You'll handle me? (Lifts Kid Flash by his head) Little hero, do you really think you have what it takes to survive Vandal Savage?[edit]ImagePsimon: Tsk, tsk. Am i the only one to learn anything from our previous encounter? You didn't think that, maybe, if you could sense me I could sense you too? O)r that this time, I'd be ready to use your greatest fear against you? Psimon says: Show me who, or rather what, you really are.Miss Martian: No, no, no! This is who I am! (Changes into her white martian form)


Queen Bee: Now, your performance. a bit over the top, I think. But, then, you haven't practiced me the way you've perfected the role of M'gann. (Miss Martian looks terrified)That's right, poor Psimon's not the only one who knows your true form. and if you don't cooperate, I'll make sure everyone knows what you really are.[edit]Agendas

(Aboard the Watchtower)

Wonder Woman: Times like these, one feels the very weight of the world upon us.Aquaman: Everyone is here. (The League gathers in a large room) Our agenda is clear. What's at stake should not be underestimated.Superman: The Decisions we make today will reverberate for years to come.Wonder Woman: And influence whether or not the world continues to put their trust in the Justice League.Batman: Please, take your seats. We have work to do.


Martian Manhunter: Another expansion of the League could generate another escalation of hostilities from our enemies. No-one needs, or wants, another Injustice League.Superman: Point taken, but the option remains to vote no on all candidates, so I nominate Icon for League membership.Green Arrow: Why? 'Cause you suspect Icon might be Kryptonian like you did with Captain Marvel?Captain Marvel: You thought I was Kryptonian? Cool!Wonder Woman: Icon interests me also, as does his protege, Rocket. athena knows the League could use more Female members.Black Canary: Agreed.Hawkwoman: Here here! (Awkward silence)


Captain Marvel: Seriously, the Atom? How useful could he be at that size?Batman: It's the size that makes him useful.Flash: Absolutely. Still, we could always use more raw power, and Earth has a third Green Lantern, Guy Gardener.Hal Jordan and John Stewart: No.Flash: But we could really...Hal Jordan and John Stewart: NO!


Green Arrow: If we're considering Blue Devil, then I nominate Red Arrow. Roy has more experience, and he's no kid anymore, he's 18. A legal adult. He's ready.Aquaman: Is he? Red Arrow has been uncooperative and disrespectful. If we reward that kind of behavior, what message does that send to the rest of the team?


Superman: No. Red Arrow may be 18, but the rest of the team is too young. We're not inducting children into the League. (Captain Marvel fidgets with his collar)Doctor Fate: That seems mionic. I have been one with Kid Flash and Aqualad. Both are ready.Wonder Woman: And what of Zatanna?Doctor Fate: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!Wonder Woman: That sounded almost protective, doctor. At least we still know Zatarra's still in that helmet somewhere.Captain Marvel: Why is Doctor Fate a member? You coursed Zatarra into giving up his life to you, or lose his only daughter instead. Not cool.Red Tornado: Should such behavior be condoned?Doctor Fate: Zatarra desires Doctor Fate to remain in the League.Green Arrow: Oh, please.Doctor Fate: It is true. Zatarra's trust in Nabu is...measured. He desires the League to maintain a close watch upon us.[edit]InsecuritySportsmaster: Shh. We wouldn't want to upset your mother.Artemis: What are you doing here?Sportsmaster: Just curious to hear how your little team took their defeat. Blamed you, didn't they? Will they keep you around now that Red Arrow's joined up? And what if they learn the truth about the family ties you've worked so hard to hide? Would they ever trust you again?Artemis": Thanks for the pep-talk, dad. We should have these family reunions more often.Sportsmaster: You tried, baby girl. You can fight Jade, you can fight me, but you can't fight who you are. time to switch sides, Artemis. You'll never be one of them. You belong with us.[edit]PerformanceParasite: I have been a bit of a glutton today. Chowed down on the skills of nearly every loser in this troop. But, oh my, the peati resistance was Dawn Danger, or whatever her real name is. Thought I'd munch on her trapeze skills. Imagine my surprise when she tasted like Marian Manhunter instead. She mad a lovely appetizer, but guess who I want for my entree? (Telekinetically grabs Superboy) Mmm. Now that's the full bodied Kryptonian flavor I love![edit]Usual Suspects

(The entire league has fallen to mind-control)

Batman: Override. Batman: 0-2.Computer: Recognized. Access granted. Vandal Savage: A-04.

(The entire league bows, except Red Arrow, who looks around)

Red Arrow: I...I was the mole?Vandal Savage: Yes. Yes you were.[edit]Auld AcquaintanceVandal Savage: 50,000 years of life, and nothing ever troubled me as much as the founding of the Justice League. Dedicated to maintaining society's councilfied status quo, the League would "protect" mankind from disaster, crime, tragedy of any kind. Had you never heard of "survival of the fittest"? In essence, you "heroes" sought to protect humanity from it's own glorious evolution. As such, you forced my more enlightened colleagues and myself to organize a response. We created a co-optive network of operatives. Placed key individuals in key locations. Made certain we were on the cutting edge of all new technologies: Genetic engineering, biochemical engineering, robotics, nano-robotics, even tech-no-sorcery. Not to mention every conceivable method of mind control. Cold hard science, and a little misdirection, and now you champions of stagnation have become our agents of change. Forcing the human race to evolve on a more advanced schedule. Allowing the Earth to take it's rightful place in the center of the cosmos.


Aqualad: Something else is wrong.Robin: The entire League was under Savage's spell for just over a day. (Images are shown of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Hawkwoman) We've accounted for most of that time, but these six went missing for a full 16 hours we can't account for.Batman: 16 hours? What did we do?[edit]Season 2: Invasion

The second season takes place five years after the event of "Auld Acquaintance"

[edit]Happy New YearSecretary-General Tseng: Please, I don't understand you. I don't know what you want.Computer: Translating: Interlac.Lobo: So that's how you want to play it? Fine. Contract calls for the main man to put on a show for the locals. So one more time: Surrender or die.Tseng: Contract? Show?!Lobo: Die it is, then.


(Wonder Girl and Batgirl are defeated by Lobo)

Lobo: (To Tseng) Time to die, Krolo. (Rips Tseng in half revealing a alien inside a robot)


John Stewart: Big guy's Lobo. He's an intergalactic bounty hunter. Big, scary, but not likely to return. The little guy's another story. That's a Krolotean. And Kroloteans always travel in packs.Batman: Meaning more of them are on Earth.


(The team and League is being deployed to defeat the Kroloteans)

Nightwing: Robin, Beetle, La'gaan, you're Gamma squad. Prep the bio-ship. You're headed to New Orleans.Lagoon Boy: Gamma always gets the soft gigs.


(Gamma arrives at their target)

Lagoon Boy: A tool shed? Barely enough room for one Zeta-tube in there. I KNEW we'd get the soft gig.Blue Beetle: And yet, I'm strangely okay with that. (To his Scarab, softly) Yes I am. (Slightly louder) Yes I am. (Yelling) YES, I AM!


(Robin, Blue Beetle, and Lagoon boy are ambushed by a hundred Kroloteans)

Blue Beetle: (To Lagoon Boy) "Soft gig", huh?


(Gamma has found the Krolotean hostages)

Hostage 1: More aliens!Hostage 2: Keep them away!Blue Beetle: Hey, we're not aliens! (Looks at the Krolotean they captured) Okay, well, HE is, but WE'RE NOT![edit]EarthlingsBeast Boy: Whoa. I am totally walking on an alien planet. Wow, sis, you must say that, like, everyday on Earth.Miss Martian: Actually, I kind of do.Beast Boy: Wait, we can breathe the air here, right?[edit]AlienatedManta: Manta to Partner: The base has been infiltrated. Abort operation!Partner: Partner to Manta: The device is already primed. You have fives minutes. Get your men out. The bomb will take care of the rest.Manta: Perfect.[edit]SalvageBlue Beetle: (Fighting a giant of wood, metal, stone, and crystal) What is that thing?Scarab: Appellaxian Golem.Blue Beetle: You know, I'm bilingual, and I still have no idea what you just said.Scarab: Irrelevant. Attack!Blue Beetle: Okay, that I get.


Superboy: Blue, let's go. Fight your inner demons later.Blue Beetle: Demon. Singular. One's enough, believe me.[edit]BeneathPsimon: Shimmer, what're you... (realizing who it is) Martian!Miss Martian: (Telepathically) Hello Psimon. Ready for a re-match?[edit]BloodlinesBeast Boy: Well, I guess we found our unknown energy impulse.Impulse: Impulse? Hmm. Like it, one word. Like Robin, or Nightwing, or Beast Boy. 'Cept that's two words. Hey, Blue Beetle's two words. Is he here too? Never mind. "Impulse" can find that out by himself.


Kid Flash: Captain, keep your men at a safe distance.Police Captain: Protecting the city's what they pay me for, Speedy.Impulse: (arriving with Flash) Nope, Speedy's the other guy. Though, history books were never clear on the WHY.


Neutron: No. This interference will... not... stand! (his energy waves start increasing, then stop all together. The sky turns red.)Impulse: We are so gonna feel the Mode.[edit]DepthsManta: (Stabbing Artemis) Welcome back.[edit]SatisfactionRoy Harper: Hey guys. What took you so long?Green Arrow: You didn't...Roy: Kill Luthor? No. Not yet.Red Arrow: What's in the case?Roy: Satisfaction. (opens the case to reveal a cyborganic arm) It's not on the market yet, and won't fool anyone into thinking it's actually flesh and bone, but it's more versatile than the one Luthor gave his own bodyguard. And it will literally make me a living weapon. no one's putting me on ice again.Green Arrow: Speedy, are you sure you're all right?Roy: Speedy died eight years ago. But I kind of like the sound of... Arsenal.[edit]DarkestScarab: No. We can not allow ourselves to be taken prisoner.Blue Beetle: Not much choice, is there?Icicle Jr.: None at all.Scarab: Inaccurate. I have tapped the functions of this "inhibitor collar". I will disable it so that you may attack.Blue Beetle: And risk Aqualad blowing up the cave? I don't think so.Scarab: Then Jaime Reyes, you leave me no choice. I am taking control.[edit]Before the Dawn

(The Reach are holding Blue Beetle hostage)

The Scientist: The Scarabs memory files are corrupted. The only recoverable data is from the last eight months. That is, since it fused with this host body. In fact I was just reviewing the point of insertion...The Ambassador: Spare me the details. If the Scarab is Off-Mode, perform a Reboot.The Scientist: I'd rather assess the cause of the crash, Ambassador, to make certain it can not happen again.Black Beetle: No, Scientist. Admit it. You just enjoy playing with the meat.The Scientist: Well, there's that too.


The Scientist: This human Beetle is a disappointment. How can he be the Reach's advanced operative on Earth if his Scarab refuses to function On-Mode?!Black Beetle: Then Reboot.The Scientist: Yes, that may be necessary. Of course, we'd require a new host.Black Beetle: Finding another will not be difficult. Though removing the Scarab for Mode repair will kill this Jaime Reyes, "meat" is plentiful here.


(The Team's influtrated the Reach ship)

Superboy: The link's down. I'm going back in. (Gets throw back by Black Beetle)Black Beetle: Apologies, meat, but no-one goes anywhere. (Closes the doors using electro-symbiosis)Wonder Girl: Listen, uh... Black Beetle! You're totally outnumbered! Open those doors now, and we'll go easy on you.Black Beetle: You will go easy on me?[edit]Cornered[edit]True Colors

(Inside a Reach/LexCorps farm)

Tour Lady: Everyone, please, enjoy these protien rich, Reach enhanced produce.Tim Drake: Genetically enhanced?Tour Lady: There's been no tampering with genes, rest assured. The Reach have ways of unlocking an organism's full potential. (The tourists grab fruits, and the Team puts samples in bags. Impulse starts eating an apple, and everyone glares at him)Bart Allen: What? I'm maintaining cover.


(In the restroom)

Impulse: Uhh. Can we please start the mission now?!Robin: Yes, go. (All exit the stalls in stealth mode, except Impulse) You're in the wrong mode.Impulse: Dude, I crash all modes.


Arsenal: Wait for it. (An explosion goes off)Robin: You blew the lab?! This was a covert-op! What were you thinking?!Arsenal: That I'm not about to let Lex Luthor and his space buddies poison the world just because we don't know exactly what poison they're using. Plus, I enjoy making Lex miserable.


Black Beetle: (Impulse is throwing tomatoes at him) Now that's just a waste of good fruit.


(The team's caught by Black Beetle, and suddenly, Green Beetle appears)

Impulse: How many colors do these guys come in, anyway?[edit]The Fix

Artemis: "Symbiosi! Together!"

[edit]The Runaways[edit]WarReach Ambassador: (Seeing WarWorld approaching) Why would he come here? And why now? Open a sub-space channel. Attention, I am an ambassador of the Reach, and claim the Earth as property of the Reach under Guardian treaty. You are therefore breaching Reach territory. Reverse course.Mongul: (Over speaker) Request denied. It is because the Reach is on Earth that I am here.


Captain Atom: Attention...WarWorld. This is Captain Atom of the Justice League, representing the planet Earth. We wish to open negotiations.Mongul: But I am uninterested in negotiations. The Earth under the reach's thumb is far too gret a threat to my long-term plans. It must be destroyed. And, quite frankly, if you knew what you were in for with the Reach, you'd thank me for putting you out of your collective misery.


Blue Beetle: Beta to WatchTower: We've been spotted. The WarWorld knows we're here.Guardian: Fine with me, I like the attention. At least a big alien death moon notices when I'm around.Bumblebee: Was that a slam on me? In the middle of a mission?!Guardian: Woman, when are you NOT in the middle of a mission?!


(Arsenal, Superboy, and Wonder Girl have found Mongul)

Arsenal: He is a big one.Mongul: This is your attack force? I'm insulted.Superboy: Learn to cope.


Mongul: Don't you understand? Your deaths today in the face of the Reach are a mercy. My grand lazer emitter would've ended your world in a matter of minutes. Another mercy. But it seems the mercies of Mongul are not appreciated. So we will do this the hard way, and the WarWorld will unleash all it's weapons upon the Earth. You're welcome.


Batgirl: Delta to WatchTower: Bio-ship estimates that the League is neutralizing 64% of the WarWorld's missles, but that's not gonna cut it.Aquaman: WatchTower estimates that Earth's air defenses will neutralize a further 13%Reach Scientist: But a 23% saturation is enough to decimate a hemisphere, adn spoil all Earth's meat.Reach Ambassador: Then, to protect the Reach's investment...mobilize the fleet. (The Reach warships rise from the ocean, and several are destroyed before they reach low orbit.)Reach Scientist: We have sacrificed 2/3rds of our fleet to successfully safeguard the Earth! ComplicationThe Hunt

(The Runaways have infiltrated the WarWorld and are taking down a squad of Reach soldiers when Tye activates LongShadow)

Virgil Hawkins: Hoo hoo. Now you've gone and woke up the big man.


(The Runaways locate the Team)

Virgil: Looks like they're frozen.Black Beetle: They're in stasis. And you will join them soon enough.Virgil: Guys, I saw this creep take down all of these guys back on the Reach ship.Black Beetle: Please, don't let that stop you from attacking. I could use the exercise. (LongShadow attacks, but Black Beetle deactivates him with his sonic cannon)Eduardo: Please tell me he did not just take out our big gun in three seconds flat.Virgil: Skatter! (Eduardo teleports, but Virgil and Asami are taken down almost immediately)Black Beetle: So much for exercise.


(Arsenal is trying to open a stasis-pod while the Runaways battle Black Beetle)

Eduardo: We're throwing everything we've got at this desperado, and barely holding our own. Shouldn't we be freeing some of the good guys?Arsenal: No. (Arsenal fires at the pod and releases Mongul)Eduardo: Uh, amigo, you don't seem clear on who we're here to rescue.Arsenal: Trust me, I'm clear. (Black notices Mongul's release)Black Beetle: Mongul! This is all your fault!Mongul: Reach. (The two engage in hand-to-hand combat)


(Nightwing arrives when Arsenal and the Runaways free the team)

Arsenal: Hey fearless leader. Better late than never.Nightwing: Everyone okay?Arsenal: For now.Nightwing: The Crystal Key?Arsenal: Gone. (Mongul and Black land a few yards away) And we better get gone too, before one of them declares a winner![edit]Intervention[edit]SummitReach Ambassador: Remember, the Earth is now the property of the Reach, and per our origninal agreement, the Light is mearly our favored allies amoungst the humans.Black Beetle: Show the proper respect, or suffer the consequences.Black Manta: No agreement exists that makes a slave of Black Manta.Black Beetle: No agreement exists that guarantees the life of Black Manta.Black Manta: Manta guarantees that himself. (Both ready their weapons)Ra's Al Ghul: It would seem we have a stand-off.Black Beetle: No, we don't. (Attacks Manta, and a fight breaks out)


(Aqualad has revealed that the Light tricked the Reach from day one after he and Artemis were exposed and shot by Deathstroke)

Reach Ambassador: You earthlings are a pestilance and a plague! You dare sabotage us?! Dare betray US?! Have you forgoten who controls the WarWorld? The Light is foruntate that we do not carve up your planet as we speak!Vandal Savage: That would indeed impress, as I have the WarWorld's crystal key!Aqualad: That was all I needed to know.Black Manta: Kal'dur, you're...Aqualad: Alive, yes.Artemis: (To Ra's Al Ghul to help her up) If you would? Uh. And I always heard how the "Great One" was such a gentleman.Vandal Savage: Impossible. Deathstroke killed you both!Deathstroke: Just for a little while. After all, I wouldn't want to do any permanent damage... (Shifts into Miss Martian, and telekinitically holds a sword to Savage's throat.)Miss Martian:...To my best friends. Not when a little misdirection and Hollywood special effects will do instead.Aqualad: For we value our true friends, and unlike you, we are not short on them.

(The rest of the Team arrive)


Vandal Savage: I've had my fill of your interference. Do not expect to survive. Kill them all. Superboy may present a problem, but we'll deal with him when the other children lie bleeding on the ground.Aqualad: Still you refer to us as children. No wonder our successes mount. You consistently underestimate us.


Kid Flash: I so wanna kiss you now... or maybe kill you for putting us through all this!Artemis: Hold that thought. You can decide later, when we're alone.


Black Manta: Ignorant boy! This is not a world, a universe, in which a free man can afford to be soft. I will teach you to be ruthless, Kaldur'ahm, even if I must beat that lesson into your skull.[edit]Endgame

(Black Beetle is fighting Blue and Green Beetle)

Black Beetle: I had hoped to put you back on mode, but it seems all four of you are corrupt.Green Beetle: You are the one who is corputed. But my scarab will reset yours, freeing you from the Reach's control. (Green's scarab taps into Black's)Black Beetle: Freedom is over-rated. (Black sends a signal back to Green, adn destroys his scarab) Martians. I hate your kind. Most meat would die from having their scarab destroyed, but you'll survive, for a while. (He activates his plasma cannon)Blue Beetle: No! (Takes the hit)Black Beetle: You! You're the cause of all this. It's about time your scarab was destroyed, and your life ended. (Black's scarab taps into Blue's) You fight back, but it's useless.Blue Beetle: But I'm not alone in this fight, am I scarab?Scarab: No, Jaime Reyes. Once you fought fopr control, now we fight together.Blue Beetle: Friends, hermanos, fighting together against any attack.Black Beetle: No! (His scarab is destroyed)


Captain Atom: The Earth is being pulled apart from the devices around the world, and the League is spread thin to advert the chaos.Blue Beetle: It's Black Beetle's MFDs, Magnetic Field Disruptors. They're disabling Earth's magnetic field, causing these not-so-natural disasters.


(The Team and League is at the U.N. to organize the attack on the Reach's MFDs)

Captain Atom: This is a mission of absolute importance. If we fail, there will be now Earth to save. Now, they're are 20 MFDs asround the world, and there are 40 of us here, so you'll be in teams of two.Lex Luthor: Each of these eggs contains my anti-Reach virus. While one hero runs interference, the other only has to physically touch his or her egg to disarm the device. Ladies and gentlemen, the fate of the world is in your hands.


(Kid Flash and Artemis disable one of the Magnetic Field Disruptors in Paris)

Artemis: Omega to Watchtower, the device is... (Kid Flash kisses her)Snapper Carr: Omega, repeat tranmission? ...Omega?


Static: Gotta say, playing hero: starting to feel pretty sweet!


(Flash, Kid Flash, and Impulse are trying to absorb the energy from a M.F.D.)

Scarab: Earth's magnetic field is stablizing! But there is a problem, Jaime Reyes. Due to his slower speed, the Kid Flash is acting as a vent for the Crysalis energy. In 16 seconds, he will cease.Blue Beetle: Cease what?

(Kid Flash is getting hit with energy, and each blow makes him fade)

Flash: Bart, we've gotta slow down, try to syphen off some of the energy affecting Wally.Kid Flash: It's no good, Barry. Oh, man, Artemis is gonna kill me. And don't even get me started on mom and dad.Flash: Kid, we'll...Kid Flash: Just tell them, okay? (He dissovles into dust)Flash: KID!


(The MFD is down, and Impulse and Flash are out of breath)

Artemis: Wait, where's Wally?!Flash: Artemis, he wanted me to tell you...Artemis: No, no.


(Impulse is wearing Kid Flash's uniform while looking at his holographic memorial in the Watchtower)

Artemis: You look good.Bart Allen: Really? Cause I feel like a fraud.Artemis: Well, don't. You're honoring Wally's by becoming Kid Flash.Bart Allen: So, you suited up, but as Tigress?Artemis: Artemis was Wally's partner. I need some space. Time to see how Tigress works out.Bart Allen: As a hero?Artemis: As a blonde.


(The League watches the news coverage of the Reach's departure)

G Gordon Godfrey: (On holographic TV) Well, it looks like someone's finally listening to old G. Gordon, the lone voice of reason callling for the outing of Secretary General Tseng after his diastrous alliance with the Reach. Well guess what, folks? Tseng actually resigned. You're welcome. Now, his replacement has not been officially chosen, but I think there's only one man qualifies: the man who helped save us all from the Reach's MFDs. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...Lex Luthor!Superman: You have GOT to be kidding me. (Shuts off news coverage)Captain Atom: And on that note, I officially hand over my chairmanship of the League...to you.Black Canary: (Sarcastically) Wow, thanks so much.


Batman: Having broken the Light in half, and stopping the alien invasion, the Team will now operate out of the WatchTower, side-by-side with the Justice League. Not because Mount Justice was destroyed, but because you earned it.

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The Promise Of Origami by Mari Kia Aishiteru reviews
Everything began with the single letter for the Master of Fairy Tail. And then, the secret mission that involves Lucy Heartfilia. Layla Hearfilia is going to be resurrected. What will Natsu and the guild do to prevent everything from going the wrong way? NatsuxLucy. Various Pairings. The long-awaited EPISODE 9 IS UPDATED! R&R.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,857 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 44m ago - Published: 1/1/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Gray F., Juvia L.
A Guardian Angel by Hyuga09 reviews
Marshall lee is a normal teenager living a normal life, he goes to school, lives on his own suffers from a genetic disease where he can be killed by the sun and has mandatory psych appointments because his mom thinks he thinks he's a vampire totally normal...Well for him. All that normal changes one fateful day after he gets into a fight with a blonde over a strawberry glazed donut
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 221,926 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Crave You by SpunkyGirl6487 reviews
There are only a few things that Wally actually cares about in life which would be: his house, his family, his ride, his spot on the track team, his popularity, his girls, his friends, and most of all his sex. Not one of those includes rich nerds that happen to be the older brother to his lil cousin's best friend. AU. SLASH. Birdflash Wally/Dick. boy/boy. Rating may go up.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/3 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin
Watching Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief by Project 66 reviews
What happens when our fellow Percy Jackson characters get a package that contains the Percy Jackson movie? How will the movie reflect Percy's very first quest? 9 characters get together and react while watching the Percy Jackson movie. Hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,012 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Ignorance is Bliss by Obsessivebookdiva reviews
Someone at Wally's school notices some of his weird actions during the school day. She is determined to solve the mysterious case of Wally West. Will she find out Wally's secret, or will she find out something that many people don't know about him?
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/26 - [Barry A./Flash, Iris W.] Wally W./Kid Flash
From the Brink by Kentethalion reviews
After having been wrongly imprisoned for three years, Percy is finally released, but he's not the same. To add to the trouble, it looks as if Kronos is on the move again. Post TLO with a different ending to the war
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dear Fanfiction by cloudXx9 reviews
In which the cast of Young Justice write "strongly worded" letters to the authors of Fanfiction. Season One characters... for now.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/30/2013
I Did NOT See That Coming by raeganb123 reviews
After Percy arrives back from his quest and becomes praetor, he attends a Senate meeting which leads to an idea to perform a ritual which will make Reyna pregnant with his baby. He wonders how his girlfriend Annabeth will react.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,502 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Percy J., Reyna
Avatar: The Purge by Jennifer Amelia Scott reviews
"As decreed by the Earth King, bending is a crime to be punished by the State. Benders must be turned in for trial and imprisonment. A reward of 1000 gold pieces is to be given to anyone with information about the Avatar so that the Avatar may be hanged for his/her crimes." Centuries before Aang, in the early years of bending, Zahn must figure a way to end the Purge. SYOC open.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - OC
The Iron Knight by kurisu313 reviews
AU GaLe. The year is 647AD, in medieval England. One of Fairy Tail's most (in)famous knights is looking for a wife. And perhaps he has found a tiny diamond among the rough in the form of Levy - a downtrodden peasant girl with a violent father.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,632 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
You Gave Me Wings by CimFan reviews
One-shot. Percabeth in Tartarus. I'm back into writing after I've taken a long break. It'd be nice if you can R&R. Oh, and by the way, 100 days left to House of Hades!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Keepers of the Empire by kay nee reviews
A new team of vigilantes surfaces, much to the surprise and caution of the official heroes. To their distress, they don't know much about the group. Can they be trusted? And are they really out for the safety of the city or are they just making things a mess? An SYOC.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013
Forever Young by District11-Olive reviews
"My fingertips caress hair as soft as angel wings, a smile as small as a pearl looking up at me. I can't help the grin that in turn makes its way to my own face. I feel lost in this moment, just myself and this beautiful child that I have been given. " Inspired by the song "Forever Young".
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
Percy and the Games by HarryBrumbyJacksonGames reviews
What will happen when Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase get picked to enter the Hunger Games? Getting close to them! Now writing chapter no. 11. Also, in case you were wondering, this story is set after the Percy Jackson books BUT before the Heroes of Olympus books. Changed to a T because might be gruesome in later chapters. Moments from the Hunger Games book and film included. R&R
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Reaper by Stardust Terrastar reviews
"If being crazy would take away this burden, if madness will take away the pain, then I'd gladly welcome it back again!" After Fairy Tail abandoned her, Lucy took refuge into the arms of insanity, and committed crimes that she knew she'd regret. Seven years later, Lucy came back with vengeance on her side. But is that all she truly wants? Can they save her? Or will she save them?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,821 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Rogue C., Sting E.
LeoCam by CimFan reviews
While building Argo 2, Leo decides to buy a new video - camera, and film everything that's going on. Including interviews with campers, Jasper, Percabeth and more : I suck at summaries. Placed between TLO and SoN. T because I want.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,389 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
Levy's First Mission by kurisu313 reviews
A one-shot story about Levy on her first mission, based on some canon hints. All about Levy, with some Erza and a little of another character, bit no Gajeel.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Erza S., Levy M. - Complete
Because You're A Fairy by Rogue Soul Alchemist reviews
When Rogue Cheney Of Sabertooth kidnaps Lucy what will happen? Love? Pain? Happiness? Sorrow? Frosh? You'll find out. Beware of RoLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C.
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 4135 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
WTF Moments for Demigods by Hades Cabin 13 reviews
Funny scenes that happen with the Percy Jackson cast. T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012
Mate and Misunderstanding by BittersweetSonata reviews
Natsu sparks an interesting conversation in the guild. "Lucy kept me up last night." Gray choked. "S-she what?" It was all just a big misunderstanding. But the truth is, Lucy and Natsu are both in love with each other. And it's driving Natsu insane. He even talked to Gajeel. So he decides to tell Lucy about a dragon's mate. And that's where things get really interesting.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Game of Life by GuardiansofOlympus reviews
"Too bad, you guys would make the cutest couple. Mentor and tribute. Fire and ice. People would die to see you two together."-"Thank you but I prefer brunettes."-"Excuse me? Blondes have it better."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,872 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Haymitch A., Other tributes
Phantom Reborn by PumpkinKapoh reviews
After a fight with Gray, Juvia realizes that Fairy Tail is not her home, and never really has been. There had only been one place that Juvia ever really felt like she fit in and was accepted. Phantom. The only problem is, Phantom disbanded long ago, so what does she do now? Recreate Phantom? Only someone insane would do that. Then again, even Gray has called Juvia insane...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Juvia L., Totomaru
Warmth by BittersweetSonata reviews
Lucy Heartfilia was a calm person. She was also a very resilient person. However the scene before Lucy's eyes made her twitch. It wasn't exactly a new sight, it was actually something she saw quite frequently. Natsu was asleep on her bed again. What was new, however, was that she had been sleeping peacefully next to him. That, was not normal. But who could blame her really?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
A trip to Blackthorne by SecretAgentMagician reviews
What if the Gallagher Girls travel to Blackthorne? What if one of the boys are family to one of the girls? Please Read!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Cammie M., Grant
It's Christmas Time! by CimFan reviews
Christmas is almost here, and even though I don't celebrate it I can write about it, right? Anyways, this is a collection of one-shots featuring your favorite PJO couple, Percabeth. These one-shots are inspired by . . . Christmas songs! Yay! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE! Rated K but might be a T material later. Don't know yet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Blood Diamonds by Milk And CoCoa reviews
Ten girls go to Blackthorne, Involving our four faviourite Gallagher Girls, But this time...Undercover
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Wolftail by The Infamous Smile of MonaLisa reviews
Team Natsu, after 7 years of being away, has been assigned quite the mission: to babysit a new guild's dangerous team. Though it seems fairly easy, the team knows that these people and their powers are more than what they seem. Can they help this troubled group or will they be shut out like all the rest? Some NaLu moments, but mostly based on a complete OC team, meaning OCxOC.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
The Rise of Percy Jackson by PurpleLightning12 reviews
On a trip to the beach, Percy gets into an accident and dies. Almost a year later, Luke resurrects Percy. Thus, forcing him to work for Kronos. How will the Olympians react to the new and darker Percy? Or, more importantly, how will Annabeth? (HIATUS)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
PJO style Truth or Dare! by fyrefly0.0 reviews
A classic game of Truth or Dare can be stretched to amazingly and disgustingly humorous heights! Join Percy Jackson and his gang of random people -including gods- for some epic, hilarious, gross, and wierd stories in just a game of Truth or Dare! Even when they go on a quest, they can't help but play a simple game that shall ruin their lives. Seriously. Rated T for one bad word. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Summer Memory by demonchild21 reviews
Cammie Morgan can't remember a thing about her summer. Now we're going back in time to see what happen through two very different perspectives.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Cammie M., Ms. Goode
A Birthday To Remember by Morpheus357 reviews
Alex lives in the glorious Panem, her mom's a Gamemaker and her favourite thing in the world are the annual Hunger Games. This year- 74th looks to be better than ever plus her birthday falls around them! To the opening ceremonies and beyond! T to be safe
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,633 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Katniss E., Other tributes - Complete
Sky and Strawberries by The-pasta-alchemist reviews
Jellal wants to do something special for Erza after she comes back from a long job… So why not bake her favorite meal- Strawberry cake! One problem: Jellal has never cooked a thing in his life! With help from an excited Mira and Wendy, will he be able to pull it off? Or will it be a recipe for disaster? Did I mention Jellal's has a ring too? A one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Why I'm Scared to Host an SYOC by MysteryAgain reviews
This is a humorous rendition of what I picture would happen if I tried to host an SYOC. As for those of you who do host SYOCs, I have a lot of respect for you.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/19/2012
Going to Blackthrorne by Upsladuckes reviews
What would it be like if the girls went to Blackthorn instead? This is my first fanfic and I would really like it if you R&R. T 'cause I don't know where this is goin. Thanks!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Time Traveling Backstabber by Happy Sock reviews
They never thought it would happen. They never saw it coming, either- and they never knew how powerful one strength could be. Challenges are harder than ever, and fate is more brutal then before. Demigods try to capture the problem, and never succeed- but maybe they should try to work together...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Nico A.
Lisdan by TheMeg-hanSolo reviews
The Titan war is over and done with, but Leila is still troubled by her dreams of another land. Will these dreams come out to be true? Percy/OC The third and final part of the Leila Night series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Percy J.
The 70th Hunger Games: Annie Cresta's Games by Jacia reviews
The 70th Hunger Games, and the aftermath. Annie and Finnick's life together.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,103 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O.
The Letter by Tosho reviews
A letter for one, a poem for others. Take your pick, and R&R!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Zeref - Complete
Always by Little Dark Dynamite reviews
Violet James is a 17-year-old girl who is reaped in the 713th Hunger Games. She has a secret that only a few people know- and meeting Bethany Crow of District 4 isn't helping her keep that secret... Rated T for language & FEMSLASH... You have been warned.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,715 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Our Lady Plots: Reading the Lightning Thief by BubbleAngel18647 reviews
A wind has brought Reyna to the temple of Apollo. A light has shown her the book she must learn from before it's too late. But what can she and the four that are going to join her learn from Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,125 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Vengeance Games The Capitol Games by brigrove reviews
The Justice Games forces Capitol children to fight to the death. But Katniss finds out, justice is not what the organisers have in mind. Now she embarks on a personal fight to save at least one innocent girl. First story in the Vengeance Games series
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Katniss E., Other tributes - Complete
Percy JacksonGone? by Ooo-shiny reviews
So read the N/A at the end. But Percy's dead. Will he stay dead? Will Nico bring him back? And how will they handle it? I do not own anything. You can thank Rick Riordan for all of the books and his wonderful charachters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
How to annoy the demigods by daughterofares97 reviews
Basically what the title says. Sequel to How to annoy the gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
How to annoy the gods by daughterofares97 reviews
Ways to annoy all the Olympian Gods, and goddesses and Hades. WARNING: The author is not responsible for any murders/injuries/maimings as a result of following these examples
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
The 25th Annual Hunger Games by TheCanadianSpaniard97 reviews
25 years have gone by since the 1st Annual Hunger Games took place and the Capitol has a special surprise for everyone
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Trying To Remember by TheMeg-hanSolo reviews
Sequel to 'Broken Promises'. The Titan War is approaching and Leila still has no memory of her life. She's confused and frustrated. One boy, Percy, said he played a very improtant role in her life. Leila doesn't believe it. PercyXOC Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Broken Promises by TheMeg-hanSolo reviews
Leila and Percy were best friends, that is until Percy left without a warning and breaking his promise not to leave her. When Leila turns 15, her world changes and becomes the daughter of someone that you would not expect. PercyXOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,882 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The Saddest Sting by awsomekelly reviews
It's prom night for Percy. nothing could go wrong. except a single car accident that percy was responsible for sent the death of his friend Rachel. And percy blames himself for her death. will this mistake tear him apart? Rated T for very little language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tessa's Journey by justawriter33 reviews
Yes, yes, crappy title. But hey, hope you like the story. About a girl named Tessa that stumbles onto Camp Half-blood...and a prophecy is made. Please read and review. -Hiatus-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010
The Cowardly Killer by peacekeeper364 reviews
Johanna Mason is hard, ruthless and mean. Have you ever wondered how that happened? Johanna Mason's story. The sixty-eighth Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Johanna M., Other tributes - Complete
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Anything But Ordinary reviews
A war has raged the world, and the heroes are taking sides, refusing to fight anyone or thing but each other. Unable to cope with a villain team by themselves, the three remaining heroes form The Team once more, and these heroes are anything buy ordinary. SYOC, Flames will be used to make s'mores! :)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,261 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/26
Finding Wally reviews
Dizzy. It hurts. Pain. Everything hurt. Wally West opened his eyes. He could only make out a figure. "You'll tell us. I know it." No.no. no. He won't. He can't. "Fine then." The person held up something. "Atropa belladonna. Deadly Night Shade. You'll tell us, sooner or later, Wally."
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Choosing The Right Side reviews
Connor Stoll has always been the prankster from Cabin 11. He's a thief and you shouldn't trust him. Or maybe, should you? It all started when he burned a pack of M and M's for his dad at dinner, and the napkin showed up... One Shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Connor S.
Halfway Home reviews
Ever since the Mutant Wars years ago, every mutant had to be registered, cataloged, and put into 'Mutant Camps'. Follow the stories and struggles of the teens and young adults in the Halfway Home in one of these camps. Their mental states and attitudes effect their powers. In this controlling world, they're more then just mutants. They're Halfway Kids.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013
Cadmus: The Underground reviews
You may think Cadmus is done for, but not quite yet. Thousand of test subjects. Hundreds of kidnappings. One goal: The perfect world. The backup system for when the heroes fail. Welcome to The Underground.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013
Aquarius, Dear God! reviews
When Lucy is kidnapped on her way home from a job, both her and all her spirits are controlled. Well, ALMOST all of her spirits. The only one who is still free is none other then Aquarius! Will Aquarius be able to free Lucy, or will she be cold and leave Lucy to rot?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Aquarius, Lucy H.
Survivors Guilt reviews
It's not up to us, to know why we survived. Sometimes it's not up to us to decide things. Sometimes people die. Sometimes people live. It's not up to anyone to pick their destiny. But we were gifted with these powers, and we're going to use them. Co-writer, kaynee!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
I'm Coming For You reviews
Robins' computer was hacked. It was a message, and a warning. Too bad, it wasn't warning enough. Refusal is not an option. You can run, but they'll find you. They always do. You will never escape. W-E-L-C-O-M-E. T-O. E-N-D-P-O-I-N-T.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2013
Alone reviews
"I never thought… things would go so wrong." he whispered. "No! No! Don't give up on me. Please… don't leave me alone." One-shot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013
Was it Over? reviews
Was it the end? Would he end up like the second Robin? The one who the others talked about in hushed whispers, how he had died. Was it...over? One-Shot
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Timothy D./Robin III, Jason T./Robin II
I'm Scared reviews
Not once, not one single time in his entire life had he ever heard her say, 'I'm scared.' But now, he guessed, was better then any other time. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013
Gaea's Puppet reviews
"The heroes Olympus have fallen." the woman grinned. "Our spy has already gained their trust." she looked in on the little halfbloods. Two in Tartarus, and the others with her spy. Her puppet. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013
Mistakes I've Made reviews
What happened to the original Roy Harper.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Roy Harper/Arsenal
Only Hope reviews
When the heroes of the team and JLA disappear, Nightwing and Batgirl, the only ones left of this massacre, turn to their only hope, The Anti Heroes and Freelancers of the world. But why would the Anti Heroes want to help right?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Barbara G./Batgirl
Golden Apple Pirates reviews
A new group of pirates, The Golden Apple Pirates are made up of infamous pirates, new kids to the world of pirating, and a talking book. Yup. It seems pretty normal to me!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013
I Am Free reviews
I am no longer Robin. I am no longer Nightwing. I am no longer Dick Grayson. I am Free
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013
The Game Master reviews
24 promising young heroes and anti-heroes are trapped in a arena ruled by "Game Master" a man who has a vision of chaos. In order to achieve this, he forces each young hero and anti-hero to fight to the death in brackets until one remains. It's a death trap. ON HIATUS ):
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013
Next Generation Of Slightly Crazy Heroes reviews
A new group of Young Justice members are passed the ropes to be the new generation of heroes. With teammate drama, cryptic codes, over-used sayings, training missions, dumb jokes, the threat of being put on ice, and a stalker, the new team has it in for them! Forget about surviving missions, how will they survive each other? (Completed)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,609 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Complete
Slade's Revenge reviews
Nightwing has left his old team, the Teen Titans to work for the Team. When a time traveler comes to them, claiming a terrible future is to come, and she has been controlled by Slade, Nightwing makes a choice. The only way to save the future, and protect all humans, is to utter the words, "Calling All Titans."
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Slade's Back reviews
Nightwing has left his old friends to work for the Team. When a time traveler comes to them, claiming a terrible future is to come, and she has been controlled by Slade, Nightwing makes a choice. The only way to save the future, and protect all humans, is to combine hopes between his new friends, and old ones.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Pitch's Revenge reviews
Pitch Black was ashamed when he was defeated by Jack Frost. But this time, his plan and foolproof, and he won't be alone this time! A group of unique spirits will join Pitch in taking down the Guardians. Accepting oc's now!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2013
My Name is Erza Scarlet reviews
Erza Scarlet has been brainwashed by The Scourge, a radical group that want to destroy all magic, kill all ability mages, and "cure' all holder mages. What happens when an assignment to kill her friends ends up with Lucy being "cured", Wendy imprisoned by mistake,and the guild in ruins?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013
Broken reviews
Lucy was kidnapped. She can't escape, and Fairy Tail is lost without her. Lucy wants to see them, to hold them, and wipe their tears away herself, but how can she wipe away theirs if she can't wipe away her own?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
Broken Bones, Broken Souls reviews
Leno was kicked out of his guild for is twisted magic. He swore to make them all pay. Blue Bloods, a line of pure magic mages, is the key to the demise of all the guilds.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013
I Am Sailor V reviews
I am no longer Sailor Venus. I am no longer Minako. I am Sailor V.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
The Promise reviews
Zeref is the Dark Ruler of the world. He is feared by all, and hated by most. He is also fearless, but his one and only fear, his only weakness, is Mavis Vermillion. One-Shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Zeref, Mavis V. - Complete
Fairy Tail is Real! reviews
The last thing South Harmen High's Anime Club expected after a earthquake, was for them to be sent to their favorite anime's world, Fiore, and during the Grand Magic Games arc too? Plus, their animated too?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2013
Va Sous
Lucy devient folle. Son futur est clair, mais son esprit ne l'est pas. Elle sombre petit à petit, et personne ne peut la sauver maintenant. One-shot Merci à Asharra d'avoir traduit !
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - French - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
Jellal is Taking Over Erza reviews
The song, "Taking Over Me" by Evanescence, and how it totally represents Erza's and Jellal's relationship! One-Shot, Warning, no point! :)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Next Generation reviews
Guilds are competing in the Grand Magic Games! The arena is made, the guilds are gathered, but all they need are the teams.So, you want to gain glory for your Guild? Or are you just going to let a year pass by? Make your choice now, WINNER IS NO ONE DUE TO THE BONE MAGE
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
I'm Going Under reviews
Lucy is losing her mind. Her future is clear, but her mind isn't, the cruel reality is, she's going under, and no one can save her now.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Meet Titania reviews
Same thing as the title says, a interview with Erza Scarlet. I don't own. Please Enjoy! One-shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Erza S., Natsu D. - Complete
Never Give up reviews
In this, the gang are back after a terrible lose, the death of Kat. They try hard to bounce back but, who's Trish? why does she know everything about them? and SHE STOLE A VAN! Read all about the adventures and mishaps of the Gallagher Girls, Sequel to New Girls to the Biz
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
New Girls to the Biz reviews
The Gallagher Girls are back, New Friends, New Foes, and tons of awesome shit.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
Classified Files reviews
A short story by Ally Carter that was split into 10 parts and posted on her website. It takes place between "Only the Good Spy Young" and "Out of Sight, Out of Time".
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
White Orthopedic Shoes reviews
In Lost Hero you learn Lacy has to wear the white shoes. Ever wonder what happened? Happy Socks Beta!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Things Worse Then Death reviews
A long time ago in Greece,Artemis broke her vows, just once, to one man. One girl knows about things that are worse then death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012
Treedom reviews
The last thing Thalia Grace ever expected was to be turned into a tree, battle monsters, and be a daughter of a man in the sky called Zeus. Well, it happened. She also didn't expect to be blessed with Luke and Annabeth, and additionally Grover, and be turned into a tree. Did she mention that already? One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
They say all tributes die in the games, but do they really?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
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