Italy Lover99
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Joined 11-18-11, id: 3442231, Profile Updated: 04-13-14
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

UPDATE: Color guard and high school are very time consuming so things will be updated whenever.

Age: I'm a freshman, that's all you need to know.

Name: Just call me Em

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?


1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... bad... ouch…

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101. Find out who invented "Barny".

102. Kill them.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no freaking way paper can beat rock. what, paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock , thus leaving it immobile? if so, then why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? never mind scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating (usually) innocent students as they attempt to take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. when i play rock/paper/scissors, i always choose rock. then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper,i can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you."

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

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My Messed Up Life by memoranda reviews
WARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,106 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/1/2011
Hetalia Truth or Dare by Imotochan13 reviews
I gather all the Hetalia characters in one room for truth or dare with the help of my friends. Also, extra chapters will be applied with different animes sometimes...M for cussing and yaoi. (discontinued for the time being.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,613 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Complete
Meeting by Chance by ixbranna16 reviews
Gilbert spots the new Canadian student for the first time Warnings: PruCan, slight mention of GerIta and Spamano, Yaoi, High School AU, real names used, other pairings possible, made for a good friend of mine on dA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Lost Memories of the Battlefront by kumokittyy reviews
Yuzuru Otonashi is Kanade's trigger to remembering, and he's finally found her. Now they're looking for their old friends and their lost triggers, too. What has happened to everybody that they knew and loved? Continuation from the ending of Angelbeats! I do not own Angelbeats, I am indeed just writing a fanfiction. WARNING: Major feels!
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Y. Otonashi, Angel/Kanade T.
Why Me? by EliteKessu reviews
It's the beginning of summer and my mom leaves for a movie making job. One too many random clicks I get something odd and very surprising. Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 132,026 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Units and Manuals by DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympians reviews
When Shelby accidentaly clicks a popup, a whole new life waits for her everyday on her front porch. Can she survive the randomness of her new units and her crazy friends and brother? Read and review to find out! Rated T formy own reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,589 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
It's Raining Women by Bri Nara reviews
England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,211 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Secret Poems by TheNumber1Hero reviews
Depression can hit anyone after you beat SBURB. Wonderfully though, it captures no one in the group of human friends. No one but Dave at least. When Dave's close friends stumble across poems that he had written about doomed timelines they might not be able to handle the insight of Dave's mind. After all, would you want to have your friend's many deaths crammed in your head?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Kill Me Now by Swirly592 reviews
Look, all I wanted was to check my email. Now I'm living with my friends and the characters from my favorite anime. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah. Everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,415 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012
I'm a GIRL? by Stardust98 reviews
England's magic fails him again! A few nations get turned into girls! Hilarity, chaos and madness occur! Follow them as they survive Victoria's secret, THAT time of the month and a lot more! But, as couples grow closer, there are a few things standing in their way. Rated T for language, France and other stuff. Pairings inside. REWRITING CHAPTERS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,008 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I Would Kill by Emily Archor reviews
My friends and I are all otakus. Imagine how crazy everything will get if we end up having Hetalia units...AWESOME! I Would Kill is my version of Kill Me Now by Swirly592. I suggest you read that first to understand this. And it's rated M for reasons...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012
Countries React! by livvykitty reviews
Is there a video on Youtube you want to see the countries react to? Here's the place! Please, no scary things or America's brain will explode and I will forever be in the panic corner, lying on my side, shaking while I cry silently in a fetal position.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Russia, Japan
Red and Blue by TheNumber1Hero reviews
TG: hey john TG: uh i made this poem for you TG: i know its really shitty but i hope you like it anyway EB: ... -This story is a poem. This story is rated T for references of the main characters being gay. If you don't like poems or gay references don't read this.-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Kill Me Later! by livvykitty reviews
Hey I'm Kitty, the insane one who forced my friend to get Hetalia units! Now she wants to kill me! Maybe not, but at least kill me later! Oc/various. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Killer Good Time by Moonlightgirl513 reviews
Living with my best friends under one roof it great! I'm still happy with it even after one of them upsets our lead girl, Morgan, by ordering Hetalia Units! How cool! This was going to be a Killer Good Time. Rated T. Goes with Kill Me Now by Swirly592.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
Truth or Dare: Hetalia Doki Party by Emily Archor reviews
The Hetalia characters appear for a game of Truth or Dare. And Madeline Von Rose guest stars in my fic yay . Disclaimer: I own nothing! Warning: YAOI! Inappropriate language, my psychotic-ness and other possible rated M stuff. Click this and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Francis Bonnefoy Must Die by Alice Kirkland FTW reviews
Alice usually hates the notorious Francis Bonnefoy,but when he makes her an offer she can't refuse, they go out and she falls for him. Alice's friends aren't as happy with her new relationship and propose revenge on him. Will Alice's relationship survive?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,794 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Surviving Hetalia: Part 2 by That90sKid1996 reviews
The final part to Surviving Hetalia, enjoy !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,715 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Germany - Complete
THE Hetalia Truth or Dare Show 0w0 by Swirly592 reviews
The place where you can get the cast of Hetalia, plus some, to do ANYTHING!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,714 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Don't Wake Daddy by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
World Is Ours by the butt-loving cynic reviews
There are three things wrong with Riley's life: She's going to a new school, she has an insane grandma who thinks she's lesbian, and said crazy grandma gave her a globe that spews forth hot men proclaiming to be countries. Wait, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,547 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - America - Complete
Днем Народження! by Pipsqueak Ninja reviews
Birthday fic for Italy Lover99. It's Emma's birthday, and life at a school with Hetalia teachers shouldn't be this . . . normal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ukraine - Complete
Trapped With The Countries by Monochrome-Colors reviews
Aria was running late for school on the first day. She ran into the nearest door she could find and then, being the attentive person that she is, fell into a hole. Hey, Japan wasn't there before, neither was America... Where the heck is she? Part 1
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,052 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Rescuing Isa by Procella reviews
Both of the Californias and Sicily have been kidnapped by Prussia! So an unlikely team decides to rescue them, but nothing ever goes as planned. ONE-SHOT Rated for language and slight violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Painted White and Scarlet by liondancer17 reviews
After the Cold War, everything changed. The North American Empire, ruled by Canada and America, is a ruling power. Nations who join it are changed, becoming emotionless soldiers. The Celtian Alliance, an eastern power, is determined to stop them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,897 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America - Complete
Surviving Hetalia by That90sKid1996 reviews
This is my first Hetalia fanfic, so I'm sorry if it sucks. I own nothing except for my OC, this is pure fluff, so don't take offense. Rated T for language, a bit of Lemon and Lime later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
For Better or For Worse by escritoria reviews
Britain and Italy, caught up in a magical accident, get their genders swapped. And Britain has no idea how to change them back. With the world meeting coming up and their secret about to be revealed, how will they cope with the change? And what will this mean for the men who secretly love them? USxUK, GerIta, real names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,051 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Truth or Dare by Axsics reviews
Kei-chan, Me, and Ramen-chan, My sister, gather the Hetalia cast into one big room for truth or dare. WARNING: Yaoi, cussing, etc etc. M for language and kissing scenes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,236 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011
Feliciano's Fire by GIRZim232 reviews
Feliciano and Lovino Vargas are brothers with pyrokenisis who are accepted into Rosewood Academy, a school for students from around the world who are "gifted", born with a supernatural ability of some sort. EDIT: The sequel is out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
How to Reassemble the World by Korrosive reviews
It's the future, where names and even the existence of nations are forgotten. A girl stumbles across a real nation when she orders a Unat, a 'human android'. She's going to restore this world and make the people remember, one nation at a time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,907 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Canada - Complete
Tell Me This is a Dream by RGaffney reviews
Natalina has a big, powerful secret. Her mom placed a chip inside of her that tells someone how to rule the world. The Axis and Allies are after Natalina big time, but instead of fighting her, decide to win her heart their own way. Lots of OC pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,800 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Rebirth by Novahetalia reviews
Italy goes missing just after the Italians change sides in World War 2. The Allies know that Germany kidnapped him. What happens to Italy that shocks the allied nations?. Its my first story. warnings: Romano's Mouth, gore and temporary Character Death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,113 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
It's a small world after all by Bri Nara reviews
Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,220 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
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Hetastuck- Truth or Dare! reviews
What is Hetalia plus Homestuck? Total chaos. Especially when they're locked in the same room together forced to play truth or dare by some crazy hyper girls! Hilarious things are to come! Rated T for Karkat and Romano's mouth and France. This is going to be interesting...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013
Kill Me Please reviews
When you live in a house with six other otakus, it can be pretty crazy. What if one of those said otakus ordered Hetalia units? Life is no longer crazy, it's FREAKING INSANE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012