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Joined 11-19-11, id: 3444134, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 11 stories for Megamind, Star Wars, and Pitch Perfect.

Name: Sara Anderson

So, I think this says a lot about me. These are the relationships that I follow and enjoy reading about. The ones marked with a * are ones I write.

Jesse/Beca
*Megamind/Roxanne
*Carth/Revan
Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade
Exile/Atton Rand
Tom/B'Elanna
Janeway/Chakotay
Trip/T'Pol
Riker/Troi
Scully/Mulder
Jarod/Miss Parker
Hiccup/Astrid
Professor Layton/Claire
Simon/Kaylee
Mal/Enara
Devon Adair/John Danziger
Rapunzel/Eugene
Katniss/Gale
Ross/Rachel
Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Sora/Kairi
Fran/Maxwell
Darcy/Elizabeth


I have no clue where I found this writing prompt, but I thought it would make as good an introduction as any for anyone who is curious about me:

A writing prompt based on the alphabet. 26 things about you.

Age: 31 Not too much to say about that really. I did think I would have certain things by now in life, but regret is a wasteful emotion, so I don’t lose too much time on it. Besides that, I see that will be covered in this list a little further down, so let’s proceed, shall we?

Bed size: King. One of the good things about my life is the king bed that I share with my husband every night.

Children: Nope. That’s the one thing about my life that if I did have regrets, this would be the one. I know, I know, I still have time. I’m only 31 after all. Although, the older I get, the more it feels like a dream that’s slipping through my fingers. I guess if it’s meant to happen, it will, but I can’t help but be a little disappointed every month at the reminder that, “Nope, no kid this month!” So much for no regrets. :/

Dreams (Do you remember them? Are they in color?): I remember some vividly, usually when I have a lucid dream. Most, only if I wake up in the middle of it, but the more I try to remember it to tell Josh, the more it slips away. I do dream in color most of the time, although some of the sexier ones are in black and white – must be my romantic side showing through.

Eye color: Green with a gold sunburst in the middle, at least that’s what Josh says and with a description like that, who am I to argue?

Favorite color: Oh definitely purple. It’s the color of royalty. It’s the color of Amethyst, my birth stone. It just looks pretty to me, in all shades, from the palest lavender to the darkest plum.

Giggles (What/who inspires them the most?): Josh. Hands down, he can be the silliest person. He knows what makes me laugh too. It’s funny, once my giggle-box tips over, it can take 15 minutes or more to get me to stop giggling. I have had stomach cramps, watering eyes, cheeks shaking, barely breathing, can’t stop giggling fits before. And once an attack of the giggles happens on any given day, it’s very easy to relapse.

Height: Officially: 5’3” Really: 5’2” I was wearing tennis shoes when they measured me at the DMV – when I was SIXTEEN – and they said I was 5’3”, but I usually measure without shoes at 5’2”. Kind of funny either way since Josh is 6’2”.

Instruments played: Flute, piccolo, bass flute (one summer at band camp...LOL 8]), and I wish I could play the piano. Maybe one day I’ll have the patience to sit down and actually try to learn. I mean, I know the keys and I can pick out tunes on it. I can read music (Treble Clef only), but I never figured out how to play with both of my hands. Maybe I can learn when my (theoretical) kids do, because I love music played on the piano so at least one of my kids, if not all of them, will learn to play the piano.

Jerks (How do you respond to them?): Not well. When I am driving, I am a little quick on the finger. :( And, by the way, the worst thing you can do to be a jerk on the road is NOT USING YOUR FREAKING TURN SIGNAL!!! Seriously, that is the jerkiest thing anyone could do on the road, especially when they are changing lanes. In person, I am a little less aggressive, but I am a lot more likely to call someone on their BS now-a-days than I was 15 years ago. It helps to have a husband who is 6’2”, rather large, likes to go days without shaving and usually (for no reason at all, mind you) has a scowl on his face. Kind of intimidating standing behind li’l ol’ me.

Kink factor: Maybe. Maybe not. I don’t kiss and tell.

Living arrangements: Happy. I own my home with my husband…that guy Josh I mentioned. We have a three bedroom one and a half bath home. I say half bath because the shower has been broken since we moved in. I know, why didn’t we get the seller to fix it? Well, that’s complicated. He was trying to avoid foreclosure, so putting money into the place was out of the question. We had to put the new roof on the house for it to pass inspection for the lender. I mean, really! I have loads of ideas of what to do with the bathroom, because the shower leaks and the tiles are falling away from the wall around the handle, but we have no money to fix it up, so we have basically a half bath, which means we can’t have any overnight guests.

Meeting people (how do you do it): Hmmm. I am put into the position of meeting new people at work all of the time, and at work, I usually will shake the person’s hand if possible and introduce myself while Len (the Managing Attorney at the law firm I work for) talks about whatever title-something he decides to say about me that time. Outside of work, I like to meet people in much the same way, but without Len. My grandfather – Papa (pronounced Paw-paw), held out his hand to me when I was 12 or 13 one day and asked me to shake his hand. I did, not thinking too much of it, and not wanting to hurt him, basically just put my hand in his with no strength. He told me, “No! That’s a dead fish! If you are going to shake someone’s hand, you have to grip firmly to show that you mean it, because you can tell a lot about a person by the way he shakes hands.” That really stuck with me and from that day on, I had a solid handshake no matter who I was shaking hands with. I wanted the world to have the right impression of me, after all! And, I have to say, I do tend to make judgments about people by the way they shake hands. He was right, you can tell a lot about someone by the way they shake hands.

Nick-name(s): Da Snooks. It actually evolved to that from Schnookums. Eventually, Schnookums was shortened to Snookums by Josh. I am sure you can see the connection. Come to think of it, I gave myself the nickname, but I am not the one that started using it all the time. What happened was that I wrote a note one Saturday morning to let Josh know I had gone to the store in case he woke up before I came back, and I was being cute at the end of the note, so I signed it “daSnooks”. He thought it was funny so he started calling me that, it stuck, and it’s been stuck ever since, going on 5 years.

Odd habits: Staying up late when I know I am going to drag-ass in the morning getting ready for work. Also, spending more money than I should. No really, it is a habit. Josh and I have an eternal arrangement that says if one of us spends money on ourselves, the other one gets to too. Doesn’t make much sense at all really, but it works in the store when I want something, or he does.

Pet Peeve: People who talk over other people or talk so much that you can never get a word in the conversation. And, of course as I mentioned above, people who don’t use their TURN SIGNALS! Let me see, anything else? Unreasonable expectations – that would be the one. That’ll get under my skin faster than anything else.

Quote of the moment: Well, it’s a lyric…most of the quotes I like are. “I am not a pattern to be followed. The pill that I’m on is a tough one to swallow. I’m not a criminal, not a role model. Not a born leader, I’m a tough act to follow.” Kind of my motto at the moment.

Right or Left handed: Right, definitely. My left hand is pretty handicapped.

Sing (In the shower? In the car? For your friends?): In the car mostly, great acoustics in there! My husband is privy to (or victim to, maybe?) my singing in the car too. Poor Josh! Occasionally in the shower, but not too often.

Time of day you like best: Bedtime! Funny, though, that I like to stay up late. I hate waking up, but I do enjoy most of all crawling in bed and going to sleep, which I am going to do as soon as I finish this list.

Unusual injuries: I rolled my ankle stepping (not jumping) down off of a playground jungle gym when I was visiting my brother’s family in Virginia one summer. It was the trip from hell, starting with the airline losing my luggage, and ending with me hobbling through the Atlanta airport with a swollen bum ankle. I still remember the cracking sound it made. Sounded like several stalks of celery being snapped in half. I was sure it was broken, but it wound up only being a severe sprain. I had to wear a gel cast for two months and use crutches for a month. Josh was pretty upset when he saw me hobbling down the terminal at the airport. I didn’t have money to buy the crutches when I was in Virginia, and I hadn’t told him I was hurt before he saw me. It was just an unusual injury because of the way it happened. I was so mad because I wasn’t being stupid running or jumping; I had just stepped down off the thing and bam, ankle CRUNCH!! It was my driving foot too!

Vegetables: Yes, except asparagus, cauliflower, lima beans, any type of zucchini or squash, Brussels sprouts, or greens (aside from spinach).

Wallet (Tell us about yours!): It was a Christmas present from Aunt Jennie. It’s black and it clicks closed, less than an inch thick with slots for my cards and a space for random stuff. You can’t stuff a lot in it (which is GOOD), but it looks like a clutch so I can take just it into the store and it doesn’t look like I am only carrying a wallet.

X-Rays: Teeth (duh!), back (car accident, fell down the stairs, another car accident), ankle (see Unusual Injuries above), both hands (right – car accident; left – Guitar Hero injury), and neck (car accident). Interestingly enough – I have never broken a bone.

Youth (How do you feel about yours?): I think for the most part it was well spent. I wish I had been more focused when I was in college, but as I said above, regret is a useless emotion. I will finish school one day and I will do it on my own terms for me and no one else. I wish they would make it mandatory for kids to take a year or two off to see the world and experience what it would be like without a degree in something. That would motivate people who otherwise would have most likely dropped out. I think it would have worked better for me to have done that than the way I did it. I tried to live in the real world and go to school at the same time and it didn’t work for me because the situation I was in did not facilitate learning and did not make me want to go to school.

Zealotry (Thoughts?): It rarely accomplishes what it sets out to accomplish. It seems to me that the energy expended in fruitless efforts to make people who are not interested in whatever it is being said listen could be put to more productive use in spreading the message by other means. People rarely want to be told what to think, and zealots want to make you think the way they do.

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The Betrothal by Sdanceqt reviews
What happens after that fateful walk when Elizabeth Bennet agrees to marry Mr. Darcy? The plan is to take the characters to the wedding and possibly beyond. Feedback Very Welcome! Book version...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,176 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Jane, Mr. Bingley
Tempest by Saelia reviews
The famous letter never reached its target. It is now 1814, and Elizabeth Bennet is desperate, desperate enough to seek out the man she scorned and accept a proposal from three years before... even if Mr. Darcy is not quite the man she remembers. AU, Regency.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,901 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley]
The Science is Not Impossible by Jeannette Hetfield reviews
Roxanne finds out that her genius husband Megamind did a little bit more than just look into "the reset button".
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,753 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Intercourse of the Sexual Kind by Spirit Marcher reviews
One-shots dealing with the love life of Megamind and Roxanne.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Mandatory Health Class by xSimpleSoul reviews
Beca's plans for a smooth and easy semester are seemingly trashed when Jesse Swanson decides to come in late on the first day of health class and sit next to her. He's irritating with his juice pouch diet and stupid movie obsession, but Beca soon figures she should probably learn how to deal with the nerd if she's going to be spending the last half of senior year with him. [AU]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,768 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
An Untoward Circumstance by mydearlizzy reviews
When Miss Lydia Bennet is attacked on the road to Meryton on the morning after the Netherfield Ball, suspicions arise on all fronts. Was it a local tradesman's son? Highwaymen? Are the militia men responsible, or will they be the ones to apprehend the murderer? And why has the Netherfield party run off to London the morning after their ball? Truly, a most untoward circumstance...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,510 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Jane, Kitty - Complete
Regret & Redemption by theofoz reviews
Ten years have passed since Darcy's disastrous marriage proposal to Elizabeth Bennet. Despite the regrets they both came to feel, they moved on with their lives. Now Elizabeth Fitzwilliam is returning to England a widow, and there may be a chance of rekindling a lost love.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 88,047 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Beca's hidden life by Bellabear9898 reviews
You have heard of people covering up pain with a smile. In Beca's case, she uses eyeliner and an amazingly scary ear spike. But what if it wasn't just her parents divorce that caused it, but something far worse? (UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 84,861 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Beca M., Jesse, Dr. Mitchell - Complete
Wholly Unconnected to Me by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
Dr. Bennet, Lady Catherine's personal physician, has brought his family to live in the shadow of Rosings park to benefit from the attentions of his patroness. Headstrong Elizabeth seems to thwart the great lady at every turn, but for the sake of Anne, Elizabeth is forgiven–until she refuses to turn her back on Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,425 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Means of Uniting Them by meverse reviews
P&P Variation: "He could walk away. It was too fresh, after all, to think completely rationally in such a situation. He could walk away, but Elizabeth – his Elizabeth – was standing next to Wickham. He could not walk away." Disclaimer: Everything belongs to our dear Jane Austen, to whom we are all indebted for such lively characters and compelling stories.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,185 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Sister She Always Wanted by desertrat68 reviews
When Elizabeth and the Gardiners visit Pemberley a year early, a bond of friendship and sisterly love forms between Elizabeth and Georgiana. The repercussions of this meeting change completely the way Elizabeth and Darcy interact once they finally meet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,092 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Impressed by KBJones reviews
What if Roxanne, the damsel who's never impressed, actually notices something of Megamind's that DOES impress her? Enough to entirely change how she sees the villain? Increasingly inaccurately named 1-shot. Sexual content clearly marked for the squeamish.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 130,875 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
The Knighthouse Arc by midnightstylus reviews
(Emma Approved) Speculative description of how the story arc of Emma and Alex getting together might go in the Emma Approved web series, based on "Emma" by Jane Austen. Written around the airing of Episodes 59/60, this story is accurate to canon at least up until that point. These three episodes take place starting right after Annie tells Emma about Frank and Jane's secret romance.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Mr. Knightley, Anne W., Emma W., Harriet S. - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by JustGiveItUp reviews
Ms. Austen-P&P "...she found herself suddenly addressed by Mr. Darcy who took her so much by surprise in his application for her hand that, without knowing what she did, she accepted him." Let's willfully misunderstand her words shall we? Let's see where it takes us.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,629 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Downtime by EvilKnivel38x reviews
After a particularly grueling day at work the last thing Roxanne wants is to be in the company of a certain blue-skinned alien. Megamind soon changes that. Just a cute little one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
BCM Nightly by hollyragsdale reviews
Three years out of Barden and Beca is a famous producer/ DJ only no one knows its her. Together she and her best friends Stacie and Chloe open a night club BCM Nightly where they all work. Opening night Beca meets a man who just might get her to spill her secret. Other pitch perfect characters are mentioned.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,356 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Havenswood by Babsy1221 reviews
Elizabeth never meant for this to happen. One mistake-one simple mistake-and her life had unraveled around her. Now, on a path she never expected or wished for, she must learn about herself, about the things that are lost along the way to who we will become, and about the power love has to heal as well as to harm. After such a mistake, can she truly ever be happy again?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,637 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
A Little Sleepwalking Set Me Up Forever by veritae reviews
Work-In-Progress. While she is nursing Jane at Netherfield, Elizabeth saves a sleepwalking Darcy from falling down the stairs.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
His Boys, Her Girls by aussiebabe290 reviews
He was looking for love after losing his best friend and the mother of his boys. After being hurt by the father of her girls, she didn't believe in love. Love at first sight? Perhaps. True love? Maybe. Happy families? Not likely. Meddling friends? Absolutely. COMPLETE.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 74,970 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
World of Ice by panyasan reviews
2161. Six years after "Terra Prime" and one year after the Romulan war. According to historical records, Commander Charles Tucker the Third died two weeks previously. The records are incorrect.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,944 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
To Make You Love Me by Astonishment reviews
THIS IS A STORY PREVIEW ONLY: Please see my profile page for details. We all know how Elizabeth Bennet reacted to the Hunsford proposal and how her life progressed in the months following. How did Darcy feel after Elizabeth rejected him and how did he transform into the leading man we all love? (Darcy's point of view)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Maiden's Treasure by AmyNW reviews
A fairy tale about a maiden, a prince, a treasure and a destiny.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,720 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Stranded by Delwin reviews
A couple of warp test flights in friendly space - of course, it's never quite that simple in the Delta Quadrant. Early season 7, P/T
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [B. Torres, T. Paris] K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Feels like the first time by cuticlecareenetwork reviews
What if Beca's walls were not to protect her but to protect those on the outside? Why Beca left Jesse after two wonderful years was a mystery. Their paths crossed years later; Jesse fresh from his divorce, Beca still single but with a secret that could kill. Will both of them be brave enough to love each other? Disclaimer : No copyright infringement intended.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,901 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Bumper, Luke
All The News That's Fit To Tell by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Roxanne's on the other side of the table now when it comes covering to her beau's media events. And Megamind can't help taking advantage of the situation. You know, since no one's going to know anyway.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Roxanne R., Megamind, Metro Man, Minion - Complete
The Last Hope by peetapen reviews
Jesse is turned into a puppy, a celestial being different from humans. And Beca is his Last Hope. His Only Hope.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,483 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
WHAT PRICE FREEDOM by AMK8 reviews
Jarod is still on the run from The Centre, and Miss Parker is still chasing him. But the time for pretending is at an end as new feelings start to emerge...
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,185 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Miss Parker, Jarod - Complete
Galeotto Fu'l Cane by Hyacinth Judy reviews
Sometimes, the best matchmakers are the ones with paws. What happens when a first meeting is arranged by a cookie-lover dog. Fluffy, Regency, AUish.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Predictable by eternallost reviews
Prequel- Roxanne calls Megamind out on his predictability and his actions become anything but. Who will be the villain and who will be the hero? M towards the end.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,842 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Mister Swanson by SANDRA-5 reviews
After a drunken incident damages her music equipment, Beca has no other choice but to find a part-time job. When her search leads her to the Swanson family, she ends up in a dangerous and risky—not to mention illegal—situation with Jesse Swanson, the 17-year-old teenager that she was hired to "babysit." [AU]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,766 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Caffeine Boost by theasbofive reviews
It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... (Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,607 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Chloe B., Stacie
The Blue Prince by Scarlet-Frost reviews
What if the Glaupunk Quadrant was never destroyed? Roxanne was just trying to relax while a dilemma blew over in Metro City- She never thought that she'd fall through a portal and land in a certain blue aliens face! AN AU! Rating T for now!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,670 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Frozen by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
When Roxanne goes missing during some of the worst winter weather MetroCity has ever seen, everyone naturally blames the city's infamous blue alien. He's perfectly happy to take credit for the storm, but... where is his victim, just when he needs her most? An illustrated fic in collaboration with eleathyra of deviantART. UPDATE: an epilogue.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,328 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Claiming What is Mine by Lesliezin reviews
Taking place during the movie in an AU. With Metro man's 'death', Megamind can finally claim what is rightly his, Roxanne. But to what length will Megamind go to keep her; when Roxanne's best friend refuses to give up? Megamind & Roxanne, Bernard & Other character. Chapter 7 up!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Megamind
My Fake Husband by BittyAB18 reviews
When all of Beca's possessions are stolen, and Jesse finds out that his work visa is coming to an end, they decide to get married out of convenience. Will their marriage of convenience turn into something more? AU. Loosely based off of The Proposal and ABC Family's My Fake Fiance. Rated M for mature scenes. FINISHED!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,084 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Falling For You by Hate Finding Usernames reviews
On the worst day of life, Beca meets a boy who becomes inexplicably entangled in her life. And she's happy with her nerdy best friend, right up until this Iris chick starts to mess it all up at college, and Beca realises that Jesse might have taught her a little bit more than either of them expected. [AU]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,333 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Flickers in Time by infinite-reciprocity reviews
"She is damaged and broken, as is he, but she remains. Brave, strong, beautiful. And they must fight for each other." A collection of oneshots, centered around Peter and Olivia.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Peter B., Olivia D.
Unexpected by aussiebabe290 reviews
Its one thing to be expecting a baby- but in the circumstances that Jesse and Beca were? They were in so far over their heads. COMPLETE.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
A Mile in My Shoes by LadyStina reviews
Pre-movie. Something goes terribly wrong during a routine kidnapping forcing Megamind and Roxanne to work together to find a permanent solution.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,491 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
I Don't Believe In the Sun by AetherAria reviews
A short exploration of Megamind's thoughts on solar bodies throughout his life.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Not Cute? by moonliteshdow reviews
Post movie! Megamind wonders whether Roxanne really loves him, but then she turns up unexpectedly... Megamind X Roxanne
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Payment by Bluenblack reviews
Sequel to In A Mirror, Darkly. Nothing in life comes free.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,066 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 11/12/2009 - C. Tucker, T'Pol - Complete
Speed Trap by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Who changed that road sign from sixty miles per hour to six? Who else.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Maria's Choice by LadyStina reviews
AU - set after the events of "The Rescue." One of the mothers gets a chance to witness a slice of life in the Evil Lair and has a choice to make.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
A Change in Priority by in-prose reviews
Like any new parent, Olivia worries about the healthy and safety of her growing baby. However, for her, there is so much more to worry about. The season that never was. Updated: May 1st.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
Hunters by MP - Mary Contrary reviews
'Trip' Tucker and T'Pol of Vulcan. Two impossibly different people, bound by tragedy and a relationship stranger than any of the dark things they hunt and kill. Bound to a legacy they share, one by blood, one by honor. And if they are strong enough to find Trip's father and take vengeance for his mother's death...perhaps they will be strong enough to find each other. (on hiatus)
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,546 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Turkey Day -aka- The Folly of Friendship by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Minion's in a holiday quandary at Thanksgiving and enlists Roxanne's unwilling help on what should be her day off, but what will her unprecedented presence at the Lair sans rope lead to? Chapter 4: Christmas Eve
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,591 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Minion, Roxanne R.
Sweet Revahnge: An Olloween Special by Vast Difference reviews
Megamind's precious new invention has gone missing after he returns Roxanne to her apartment following a called-off kidnapping, and he's determined to get it back. Suspicion! Suspense! Slutty Costumes! Olloween Cookies! **NOW RATED M**
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
The Journey To Us by Nora Salisbury reviews
Metrocity's new hero and his damsel have a lot of emotional red tape to cut through on their way to being the couple they're destined to be. Set mostly post-movie, later chapters will have higher ratings as fluff becomes steamier.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Dead by eseiprahs1 reviews
Zombies have taken over. With Metro City now in ruins and zombies lurking about, the ones left have to find a way to survive. In this new dangerous world, people have to learn to put their differences aside and work together. This is a world in which the Megamind movie never happened. Rating may go up to M.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,521 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Tempest by MP - Mary Contrary reviews
What if T'Pol had never been assigned to the Enterprise...and they hadn't caught up with the Xyrillians in time as a result? By request, an AU diverging rather dramatically from the events of "Unexpected". Set at the onset of the Earth/Romulan war.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 268,791 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - T'Pol, C. Tucker - Complete
Letting Go by bonechick3 reviews
What if Jesse had remained quiet at Semi finals? What if Beca had told Aubrey what she really thought? Here's my take. Rated M for later chapters, just to be safe. (I suck at summaries but the story is definitely better than this.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jesse, Beca M.
Green Eyed Monster by A Girl Like You reviews
Peter becomes friends with Rachel Dunham. Olivia's jealousy is building until she finally confronts him about phone call to her sister Rachel. At the same time, Peter is jealous of Olivia's lingering affection for her dead lover, Special Agent John Scott and of her old flame Lucas Vogel. Set before and during 1x16:Unleashed.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,425 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Opening Closed Doors by babyblueeyes8 reviews
Set in the movie when Beca confronts Jesse and tries to apologize for yelling at him, but instead of closing the door, the conversation continues. Will Beca finally allow someone to know the true her- no matter what secrets must be revealed to do so? Follow their relationship as they work together to make things right. Hope you all enjoy! x
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Crescendo by SiennaSky reviews
She thinks their beginning was actually the beginning of their end. Really though, what kind of couple can have such a Hollywood-worthy beginning and then sustain a normal, functional relationship? Especially if said couple is hoping to do so across a three thousand mile chasm. A surly girl with piercings and tattoos serenading a nerdy film-buff with a 1980s hit song? Come on.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
If I Can't Love Her by Margot-Eve reviews
AU, based on Beauty & the Beast. Roxanne is a young reporter. While looking for material, she meets Megamind, an alien with a secret. She has only three months to discover that secret and maybe something more than she could ask for.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,410 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Complicated Simplicity by OrangeAfterglow reviews
Their story was a simple one. The battle between the Hero and the Villain. The Villain lost, the Hero won and the good guy always got the Girl. Their story is about to become complicated. Another "What if Metroman didnt quit?" A/U now rated M!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,763 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
You're My Sweetheart by heartsmash reviews
Jesse meets Dr. Mitchell and Sheila before they take a big step in their relationship. Story title comes from "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Thoughts by queenofthebrokenhearts reviews
Jesse's thoughts during the finals from when Beca says "good luck" through the rest of the night. Reviews are welcome
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
The Cookies of Fortune by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Nobody takes fortune cookies seriously... right?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The File by SapphireGirl93 reviews
After a year of covert operating, Roxanne is finally ready for the story that will be the pinnacle of her career. Who knew that one little story could lead to such interesting fun and games with Metro City's infamous blue bad boy? Rated T for a wee bit o' steaminess!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Hal S./Tighten - Complete
Over the Side by mjbuck reviews
I never was really happy with what the series did to the relationship between Trip & T'Pol so I decided to re-write it and provide my own ending for the series. Here is my version of what happened after the episode "Bound" when Trip and T'Pol get started on that work he mentioned.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2012 - C. Tucker, T'Pol - Complete
Failure to Appear by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Surely Megamind racked up countless "failure to appear" citations during his time as Metrocity's master criminal. But what about during his time as the Evil Overlord? There was one occasion when his failure to appear might have altered the course of everything. Here's a take on that popular idea. With multiple endings to come.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Let's Make A Deal by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Cleaning out my fic file. I came across this snippet originally intended to be part of a much longer story about Roxanne getting fed up with being cast as the helpless damsel and deciding she had ample means to bargain her own way out of Megamind's repeated kidnappings. Probably not going to happen, but I liked it, so up it goes as a one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Pale Blue Shadows by DreamFlight reviews
Megamind's first kill was entirely by accident… and so was Miss Ritchie's. AU, Dark!fic
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,349 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Rain on the Just by N.L. Rummi reviews
Post-film. A former villain and a former hero each try to adapt to the new destinies they've chosen. It's not always easy...especially when a new danger threatens to blow everything apart. - COMPLETE
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,124 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Filigree by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 217,273 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Reversed by MassivelyMinute reviews
What if RR was sent as a baby to MM's home planet to survive, instead of vice versa? The sun is dying, Earth with it. When two infants are sent to a blue planet, ancient secrets are uncovered. Newest: Roxanne goes in search of Bernard to warn him of the danger, and is shocked by the events that follow.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,319 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
DON'T Call Me Roxanne by Moonstar00125 reviews
A Total Reversal of Megamind and Roxanne's situation-what would happen if Earth was the dying planet and Roxanne the only survivor? Would her and Megs still fall in love? How would things change? Let's find out!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Evil Queen by WednesdaysChild451208 reviews
Megamind kidnaps Roxanne. Rated T to be safe with a semi-graphic death threat and mind control. Pre-movie AU. FREE STORY TO A GOOD HOME
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Captive Chatter by StudyManiac reviews
Short Dialogue ficlet. Minion and Roxanne have a talk under strange circumstances.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Minion, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Mega Theme Challenge by nineteennintytwo reviews
Fifty oneshots inspired by fifty themes...not all in the right order. Now complete!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,507 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Watch Me Burn by Shadows Light reviews
AAAAAAAAANGST. Also, slightly AU here. What if Megamind hadn't just given up in the rain? The following is an encounter that could have happened if he hadn't just gone home. Instead, he shows up at her apartment, desperate for her to listen.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Always There by White Shade reviews
A one shot of fluff filled with Megamind and Roxanne Ritchi. Roxanne is busy when she gets a call from her alien boyfriend. What ever could he want from her so badly as to interrupt her career...perhaps something special? Something big? Read and find out!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Eastern Exploits Elaborated by starvingartist83 reviews
A somewhat more detailed version of Ch. 14 of my other story, Eastern Exploits. A year of dating and a new adventure finally leads to our favourite duo...yeah you get the gist. Bring on the salt and tequila because here be lemons!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Valentine's Day Surprise In The Park by SapphireGirl93 reviews
Megamind has been planning a very special surprise for Roxanne, and Minion isn't invited. What happens when Minion and Wayne hatch a scheme to secretly crash the party?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
First Kiss by Dani Kin reviews
In the immediate aftermath of Titan's defeat Megamind and Roxanne find themselves unsure of how to handle the past, the present, and the future.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Hologram by CoronaIgnis reviews
Megamind discovers a much more practical use for his holo-watch. High school AU. MMXRR, MXOC.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,304 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Wolven316 reviews
Megamind attempts to kidnap Roxanne himself because he believes that Minion isn't doing it right. He soon finds out why he is not the man for the job. Haven't written a summary in awhile so bear with me. Please read and review! Enjoy!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Scene From An Italian Restaurant by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
700 words. A funny, somewhat fluffy conversation that happened in a restaurant booth. Just one of those random unattached scenes that floats through your head.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Kidnapped by 8711 reviews
Old habits die hard. XD -Post movie-
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Just Another School Year by Megamind reviews
Roxanne Ritchi's senior year of high school takes a whole new turn when a charismatic new student arrives and changes everything, helping her to find the strength to stand up for what she believes in, and to help him be the man he was always meant to be.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,332 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
The Bare Bear Rug Incident by Sevandor1 reviews
Megamind grows up and finally takes care of a deal he and Roxanne made. It's fluffy, it's silly, it's two married people playing naughty games on a snowy day. One-shot.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Pin Up Boy by Sevandor1 reviews
He's been Metrocity's Defender for four years, but now Megamind faces his newest and most terrifying challenge: being the photoshoot subject of a celebrity calendar for charity. Now complete!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,704 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Legacy by Sevandor1 reviews
After discovering things that were sent with him in his escape pod, Megamind learns the story of what happened to his homeworld, why he was the only one saved, and what this is beginning to mean for his future - and all of Earth's. Now complete!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,865 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Karaoke by KBJones reviews
Roxanne celebrates her birthday with her sister and best friend at a bar. They convince her to get up and sing... One shot.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Double Anniversary by OrangeAfterglow reviews
Megamind and Minion celebrate the anniversary of their first attempt to take over the city see ch1 in Challenge Accepted but Roxanne is marking the day for a very diferent reason. Could the two be connected and how will Megamind put things right?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Pure Morning by Dani Kin reviews
Roxanne wakes up early and watches her boyfriend sleep in.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Touch by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Having grown up unwanted and unloved, there are a lot of new experiences that Megamind is going to have to get used to. Roxanne tells how she went about getting him used to one of the most basic...being touched.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,267 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Circus Candies by Scarlet-Frost reviews
A one shot full of fluff about Megamind's understanding of a certian candy.. and Roxanne's plesent confusion of it all. This is one shot with fluff, for Roxanne and Megamind's relationship.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Properly Humbled by KimberlyTee reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth get to the heart of the matter at Hunsford. One Shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Spring by Shaddyr reviews
Future fic. It's been 10 years since the debacle on the Isle of the Haunted and the search for the scrolls. What ever became of Jarod and Miss Parker?
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Jarod, Miss Parker - Complete
Fight Smarter, Not Harder by Earth Star reviews
Hiccup goes to train to become stronger, only to receive advice from an unlikely source.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hiccup, Megamind - Complete
Blue Christmas by BlueStar33 reviews
Megamind and Roxanne celebrate their first Christmas as an engaged couple. But a mysterious sickness could either make or break this holiday. Crappy summery. Part one of two. Rated for kissing and surprising news.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
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Firsts reviews
A series of interconnected one shots focusing on some of the firsts in the lives of Beca and Jesse. Chapter 4: Just what happened that next morning? M for sexytimes and a little bad language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,021 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse]
The Origins of Evil Heaven reviews
It's a drabble x5 - 500 words. I don't usually do stories this short, but this little blurb didn't want to be any more of a story. You have to wonder where the term Evil Heaven came from, at least I did. Well, I think this is as good an explanation as any. Hope it's not too cheesy! Let me know what you think!
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Liar, Lover, Mirror, Tell Me What's the Difference? reviews
Why did Roxanne react the way she did in the rain when Megamind's cover was blown? She liked Megamind more than she admitted openly, but why did she get so mad at him and not let him explain? Perhaps it hit a little too close to home and reopened some old wounds. Read and review, please; I love reviews!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] OC - Complete
The More Things Change the More They Stay the Same reviews
Post-movie. Companion piece to my story "Alone Again, Naturally" although it can stand alone just fine. After everything Megamind and Roxanne have been through together, has anything really changed?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Supervillain for Sale, All Proceeds go to Charity reviews
Pre-movie AU. During one kidnapping, Roxanne convinces Megamind to participate in a bachelor auction for charity on the Fourth of July. When the bidding starts and things get interesting, who will ultimately walk away with a date with a Supervillain? Rated for the last chapter. My second attempt at a chapter-length story, although this one will not be that long. *Now Complete*
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,021 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Pieces of the Puzzle reviews
Roxanne is a smart woman and a practical one too, so when she suddenly realizes that her Bernard is really Megamind in disguise, she decides to give him a chance to explain himself. How does that change the rest of their story? Long one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Stranded reviews
Pre-movie AU. Something goes horribly wrong with one of Megamind's battle suits and he and Roxanne wind up stranded in the middle of a desert with nothing but each other to aid in their survival. Will they make it? **NOW COMPLETE**
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,032 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Reason reviews
Light side female Revan. Carth comes to terms with the discovery of Revan's true identity and what that means for the blossoming relationship he's not sure he is ready to let go of. Can't remember if I ever posted this anywhere before...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Carth O., Revan - Complete
A Different Kind of Hero reviews
Roxanne and Megamind are quarantined in Roxanne's apartment due to a mutual illness and she is tasked with keeping him entertained so he doesn't drive her crazy while they recover.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Megamind iPod Shuffle Challenge Sort of reviews
A different spin on the shuffle challenge. Some fluff, some MMxRR romance, some angst. There's even a Metro Man piece in the mix!
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Alone Again, Naturally reviews
This one-shot takes place sometime shortly before the movie starts, and it could fit into the canon given the blatant flirting we all see between our favorite blue alien and his sassy captive in the fake observatory.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete