She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Psycho
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Joined 02-17-03, id: 344467, Profile Updated: 01-14-15
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Slayers, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

First off, the appology: very sorry to people who have at some point followed my stories. Yes, I have completelyneglected all of them during the last seven years or so. Also, they are all, quite frankly, full of mistakes that I'd like re-visiting... (It's funny how you do not notice them mistakes until so many years later...) Anyhow. I'm seriously reconsidering re-taking all my abadoned projects, give them an ending - *any* ending.

But for now, other than enjoying (I do hope) my one-shots (and I know of an homoerotic one that is amusingly too popular...), I invite you reader to go to my current work that is the TMNT fanfic "The One where Mona Lizard Appears".

(I've over 100 pages written but... God don't let me leave that without an ending too... )


Introductions:

My name is Rey Nadia I. I change my nickname depending on the fandom. For Harry Potter, I'm She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Psycho! For Slayers, I'm Tail of a Modern Woman. I'm Unborn for Naruto... DoctorTimeBug/DoctorTimeOut for this popular crossover I'm particular fond of involving ponies... And I don't have one of TMNT, and let's leave it at that. And if you wish for a more detailed introduction:

Hey, bob. What the hell is with this people who nickname! I mean; 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named', 'You-Know-Who', 'The-Boy-Who-Lived', 'Dumbledore's-Old-Socks', 'Dobby-The-Stripper-Elf', 'Everything-You-Can-Eat-For-200-Galleons'! Well, if it's that way it is then I'm doing a little of 'integration' work. From now on I'm going to be known as,

'She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Psycho!'

'1st Rated FanFiction Writer, Deputy Head Mistress of Incoherency, Supreme Masterwork Analyst, Proud Member of dah Draco/Harry Slash House, your Sex-Ed Talks teacher, and Humbly Yours, Me.

'Oh! And Mary-Sue Redemption Killer!'


My Disclaimers: This noble place, FANFICTION.net, is, thus none of this is original fiction. Warning about slash in my fics will be taken offense for, and most likely unnecessary as everything will most likely be, contain or make mention of slash anyways. However, I sincerely hope you have a pleasant time during your stay. Have some cookies, be nice to your Potions Master, kind to your Headmaster's Socks, and wish you lots of Dracos and Harrys in tights pants to you.

Quote: "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never complete."

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The Day They Met The Doctor by Bite-Me-Batty reviews
"A blue box just appeared on the corner and a dude with a leather jacket came out with this blond chick!" After he accidentally stumbling upon the TARDIS, his brothers just think Mikey is pranking them...again. But some strange angel statues end up chasing them after the strange man to safety. Used to be "When Your Worst Nightmare Comes True" But FF was being weird so had change it
Crossover - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] 9th Doctor, Michelangelo
There's No Such Thing as Ghosts by Ponaco reviews
Working late in his lab one night Donnie encounters an uninvited guest A short little Halloween fic set in the 2012 verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Complete
Jealous by CloudKitsune17 reviews
Ren and Horo are at it again Bickering. But what is it this time? Ren's jealous! Horo's teasing! shounenai!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Horohoro U., Ren T. - Complete
The Flip of a Coin by MarkyB reviews
Xelfi. Filia has always been content to hate Xelloss, just as he has been to use the dragon as a banquet. So, when they realize their feelings towards one another have changed how will they cope? With denial of course, and no it's not a river in Egypt.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dilemma by honeydew-chan reviews
Sasuke in dilemma. To tell or not to tell? Sasunaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bird Brained by Starlyte reviews
Trust Sasuke's budgie to spill his dirty little secret. [Hinted SasuNaru] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Say Never by Coeus reviews
Beastboy, hoping she was mostly over her previous anger, spoke in a teasing voice. “You know what they say, Rae, 'Never say never'. Who knows, I might come up with a totally brilliant plan just to prove you wrong.”
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
All in one Night by Darth Cruel reviews
Many things have happen to the occupants of Titans Tower during the night. Now we take a look at two peoples twist of fate to see what will occur in one night. BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/11/2005
Xellos and Filia's Interesting Night by CeeKari reviews
Retelling of a joke, Slayers style! It's not what you think, really Rated T just in case.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt
Just as Susceptible by Odyssion reviews
There’s someone who reminds Sasuke that he’s just as susceptible as everyone else. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Best Friend Every Other Tuesday by The Unsolvable Riddle reviews
The end of the year, the end of a lifetime. Spend the last year at Hogwarts with Potter and Malfoy. I'm back with Chapter Two in tow. Fear. PG13 for colorful use of vocabulary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On a Balcony at Night by smarty007 reviews
I don't own Shakespeare's stuff. I just like it a lot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/4/2003
Wonderwall by ElfieWrites reviews
Vague narrative about Helga changing. Arnold stops her, but why?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002
The Man of My Dreams by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Another nature of love fic. This one is quite a bit more sappy...what do you expect, it's about Helga, lol.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
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The One Where Mona Lizard Appears reviews
(Also known as The One Raphael Gets All The Love.) Back in the city, things are stirring and stalking in the sewers... The turtles must now fend for themselves in a hostile city, and try lay low; and deal with Karai, a gallery of old mutants and, if there wasn't enough on their plate, a stranger-this weird gecko girl who, well... Raphael seems to fancy? (2012. Minor language)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Raphael
The Week of the Devil and the Problem with Iconic reviews
She had to have something wrong with her; her mind had been defiled and perverted! What haunted Filia Ul Copt...?: Vases shaped like cones.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Filia Ul Copt, Xelloss M. - Complete
Little Gold DoGooder Filia
Once upon a time there was a Slayers' take on the Little Red Ridding Hood. The little Golden Dragon had to take a basket through some eery woods... and then there were the carnivorous plants, and granny Elder of Flarelord Temple, and a Valgarv-lumberjack cameo... and peaches. Loads of peaches. Starring Filia, and co-starring Big Bad Wolf Xellos. A pretty popular piece. One-Shot.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Lina I., Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt, Valgaav - Complete
I’ll Win My Enemys Heart, It’s My Way of the Ninja reviews
Shippuuden – New!Team Kakashi intercepts Sasuke in the woods and proposes him to work together to bring Uchiha Itachi down, with Naruto as bait. Sakura is monotonous, Sai's friendmaking attempts, Kyuubi is hormonal and Sasuke, as per usual, is a bastard.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Life After Circumventing Hogwarts' Security reviews
HarryDraco. No spoilers. Dragged from his warm bed and though the streets of muggle London, Draco knows not what his mother plans, but his life is going to turn decidedly complicated the moment his mother sentences: Draco, you are at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The End of Harry Potter reviews
Oneshot of what I guessed would have been the end of the Harry Potter series, previous to the publication the last book mostly a conjunction of guesses in a dramatic ending. The final confrontation in the Great Hall. No spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Master reviews
I was one of those people displeased with book six middle chps ergo I wrote my own take on Harry's 6th year. Harry dwells of embracing his own darkness in the dawn of Sirius' death, and makes some unlikely 'new' acquaintances. No relation to HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love Potion 14 reviews
Aphrodisiac, Imitative and Loveslaving Potion. A disgruntled Professor of Potions Severus Snape, Malfoy's potionforcefed, Hermione didn't follow the instructions and only Harry Potter appears to remain unaffected. Sixth year redo with a couple of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Master Diary Notes! by Severus Snape reviews
Because everybody has the right to have at least one very silly fanfic. One of my most praised works. A look at Severus Snape's private journal, except with a wicked, and I mean twisted, twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Potter Future Reality reviews
Sour, adult Draco Malfoy lives alone in a big house with a horde of House Elves and swarmed by the undying popularity of his nemesis in every day life, and nothing would he wish more than to keep Harry Potter merchandising from Potter himself. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Speaking the Devil reviews
Potter's weight on Draco's life has always been huge. Draconian huge. It'll be even more so with Draco's ultimate mission: the kidnapping of Harry Potter. Yet, confronted with Potter's demise, will he suffer a sudden change of mind? No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Magnetic Attraction reviews
Harry and Malfoy get too close to each other... for both liking... Yay slashy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
See No Evil, Hear No Evil reviews
In a moment of potiondrunkness, Draco Malfoy will reveal to Harry Potter the general truth that he isn't too attentive to the common public's hidden intentions, or at least, so Malfoy thinks. Oneshot. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Taping It reviews
My most celebrated work... I swear I didn't intent it to become HOMOEROTIC! It'll only work for people with A LOT of imagination... and, thrust me, it's a good turn on...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Bad Fanfic reviews
ONESHOT. A kind of Songfic. A Magic Duel out of control, and gone totally wrong. A project made for the sillyness of itself. Read it! This fic is not so baaad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete