Sealed Evil In A Can
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Joined 11-19-11, id: 3445103, Profile Updated: 05-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, Gorillaz, and Homestuck.

Well hi. Sorry, I'm a little anti-social. I don't know what to say here so I'll just say I'm a 18 year-old college student and my favorite color is red. I should amend this; I'm sometimes anti-social. It depends on my mood I guess.

Yes, that works.

Likes: Blood, Sweets, Sappy romances, The supernatural and a lot of other things too.

Dislikes: Almost nothing, depending on my mood.

Location: Skaia

Gender: Guess

Faith: Depends, I'm a Chaos Magician (Curently a Discordian)

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Playing Video games, sleeping and being generally lazy.

Relationship status: Single and not looking. Well, not looking for a serious relationship...

Thoughts and Poems

The Jung Type Death Note Test


You scored 40% introversion, 93% intuition, 36% thinking, and 43% judging!

Stats: Approximately 8% of population.
DN characters with this type: Mello, Sayu Yagami, Matsuda & Misa Misa.
In a nutshell: "Giving life an extra squeeze."

Desciption: Enthusiastic, idealistic, and creative. Able to do almost anything that interests them. Great people skills. Need to live life in accordance with their inner values. Excited by new ideas, but bored with details. Open-minded and flexible, with a broad range of interests and abilities.

The Seme/Uke Quiz

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke


The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.


I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

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Lies On by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Perhaps in some other world, some other time, Light's demonic blood would have remained dormant and he would have never known the power that was his true birthright. Light is acting strangely so L moves in for a closer look-bad move. Light x L Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,272 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Light Y., L
Secrets by ladyxa reviews
The band has finally been reunited again, settling down together in their new home. But 2D and Murdoc are acting weird, and Noodle and Russel suspect something has happened at Plastic Beach. 2DxMurdoc WARNING UKEMURDOC IN ONE CHAPTER.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,074 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Surprises by ladyxa reviews
Not good at writing summaries, sorry.. 2DxMurdoc, DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT. Rating now M.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,318 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up! by Asuka Kureru reviews
Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
A Case of Infinite Strangeness by Pompey reviews
An attempt to resurrect Holmes from his Reichenbach grave goes wrong, leaving Watson and Mycroft to deal with the fall-out. DONE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Family by Zero Infection reviews
Will Reve ever know what a family is like? Ana sends Richter and Reve to Arca Plant to dispose of some robots...
Phantasy Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
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GorillazStuck reviews
Four fifteen-year-old kids play a game. That game happens to be Sburb, and those kids happen to be a very unique and interesting group.
Crossover - Gorillaz & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2012
Nightmares of Darkness reviews
Raito Yagami is a 17 year-old student about to graduate. He has perfect grades, perfect looks and a perfect life. Make that Un-Life. Then throw a Death Note and a nosey detective into the mix and his world is thrown upside down.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - L, Light Y.