Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.
Name: Ni-Ni (That's what you can call me :P)
Age: STALKER STALKER haha just kidding :) I'm younger than 20, that's all I'm sayin.
Gender: Girl :D
Disclaimer FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY STORIES: I don't own nothin'. The wonderfulness of Harry Potter is all J.K.'s. I'm merely manipulating them for my own interest :P I'm not making any money from this.
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Dear Ms. Rowling,
I was crying when I heard your speech at the London Premiere of the Deathly Hallows Part 2.
Hogwarts will always be my home, no matter what, thanks to you.
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So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!
Greetings, new follower:
If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).
The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
Yours in infamy,
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?
Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.
List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:
(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)
Long Black Robes (Casual)
Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).
Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.
Death Eater Rules:
No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
Frequently Asked Questions:
What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?
As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:
Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?
Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.
What is the salary like?
You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.
Does the Dark Mark hurt?
Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?
Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?
No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.
But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)
Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?
You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.
Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?
Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.
What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?
This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.
The Death Eater Anthem
(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.
Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.
However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:
Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.
Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.
If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)
Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).
Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.
If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.
Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.
Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.
Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.
Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.
Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.
Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.
Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).
Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.
Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)
Fill in #s 1-12 with name some people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.
1. Harry Potter
2. Ginny Weasley
3. Fred Weasley
4. George Weasley
5. Albus Dumbledore
6. Hermione Granger
7. Luna Lovegood
8. Lily Potter
9. James Potter
10. Sirius Black
11. Draco Malfoy
12. Nymphadora Tonks
Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Of course y'all, that's all I write :) (All right, I cheated ;) I made sure Hermione and Draco were together!)
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
On a scale from one to ten, I'd say about... 9 :)
What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?
If Fred got George pregnant? I'm not answering... haha :)
Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?
Ginny and Draco? Yes, but not as good as Hermione and Draco :D
Five/Eight or Five/Ten?
Albus/Lily or Albus/Sirius? Meither, Dumbley Dore is too old for both of them :)
What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?
If Harry walked in on Albus and Hermione having sex? God, we'd all be dead.
Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Fred and Sirius? Here goes: Fred, the boy who almost got killed in the Battle of Hogwarts. Sirius, the man who faked his own death to prevent his grandson from knowing about his secret love. Will love ever find these two?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I don't think so, they are mother and son after all.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Luna and Tonks? Well, The Nargles Believed In Us.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
George wants to take Harry's virginity? Maybe after an exhausting Quidditch match XD.
What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!" (Hahaha I'm so stupid)
If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
'Cooler Than Me' by Mike Posner (If you haven't heard it yet, to YouTube you must go!)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Hermione/Tonks? Warning: Not intended for people who well, like incest, more or less with another person added in.
What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two?
Yay! Haha I could just imagine Harry saying to Ginny, "You know, redheads and brunettes go well together *wink wink*".
What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night?
I would be like, "Harry, what happened? Is there a new Voldy?".
What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
I would tell Fred to get the hell out of here and that he has Angelina.
Four announced he's going to marry Nine tomorrow?
Hold up. George says he's going to marry James tomorrow? He better run 'cause Lily's gonna bitch slap him. Haha :D
Five cooked you dinner?
Aww, Dumbledore cooked me dinner? I think we would just discuss the Ministry, Voldy, etc. Nothing romantic between me and that old guy :D
How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow?
I would be sad and visit Lily every chance I get. After all, she is Harry's mom.
Nine made fun of your friends?
I could just imagine James doing that. Well, I would retort with a clever come back like, "At least my best friend isn't a dog!" but we would just be having fun.
Ten ignored you all the time?
Sirius ignored me? :( Haha I would just like ask him why I guess. Not much there haha.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do?
I have no doubt that Harry would be by my side, protecting me.
You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?
Ginny would get a book of her mother's and use it to help me :) I love Mrs.Weasley!
It's your birthday. What does Three get you?
No questions asked, a deluxe prank set from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?
I think George would save me hopefully.
You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?
I think Prof. Dumbledore would have a good laugh. XD
You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction?
I would never marry Sirius and risk my friendship with Harry, so all of you out there looking for an answer, you aren't getting one!
You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?
Luna would probably tell me a Nargle story :D
Which number do you think is the hottest?
Since I'm a girl, definitely Draco. BUT... If I was a boy then I would probably find Ginny or Hermione the hottest haha.
What's your favorite couple?
Draco/Hermione! But I'm a fan of Harry/Ginny and James/Lily :)
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