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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Name: Ni-Ni (That's what you can call me :P)

Age: STALKER STALKER haha just kidding :) I'm younger than 20, that's all I'm sayin.

Gender: Girl :D

Disclaimer FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY STORIES: I don't own nothin'. The wonderfulness of Harry Potter is all J.K.'s. I'm merely manipulating them for my own interest :P I'm not making any money from this.

My favorite quote is: Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.- J.K. Rowling.

God Bless J.K. Rowling. We are THE PEOPLE of the POTTER GENERATION and WE WILL NOT FORGET HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Ms. Rowling,

I was crying when I heard your speech at the London Premiere of the Deathly Hallows Part 2.

Hogwarts will always be my home, no matter what, thanks to you.

With Lots Of Love,

The People Of Fan Fiction :) Sign your name if you love J.k. Rowling! (DramioneForever123)

So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Assorted chains
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guideby Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
All Death Eaters must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem

(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)

Fill in #s 1-12 with name some people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.

1. Harry Potter

2. Ginny Weasley

3. Fred Weasley

4. George Weasley

5. Albus Dumbledore

6. Hermione Granger

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Lily Potter

9. James Potter

10. Sirius Black

11. Draco Malfoy

12. Nymphadora Tonks

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Of course y'all, that's all I write :) (All right, I cheated ;) I made sure Hermione and Draco were together!)

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

On a scale from one to ten, I'd say about... 9 :)

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

If Fred got George pregnant? I'm not answering... haha :)

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Plenty :D

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Ginny and Draco? Yes, but not as good as Hermione and Draco :D

Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Albus/Lily or Albus/Sirius? Meither, Dumbley Dore is too old for both of them :)

What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

If Harry walked in on Albus and Hermione having sex? God, we'd all be dead.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Fred and Sirius? Here goes: Fred, the boy who almost got killed in the Battle of Hogwarts. Sirius, the man who faked his own death to prevent his grandson from knowing about his secret love. Will love ever find these two?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so, they are mother and son after all.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Luna and Tonks? Well, The Nargles Believed In Us.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

George wants to take Harry's virginity? Maybe after an exhausting Quidditch match XD.

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?

"Oh, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!" (Hahaha I'm so stupid)

If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

'Cooler Than Me' by Mike Posner (If you haven't heard it yet, to YouTube you must go!)

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Hermione/Tonks? Warning: Not intended for people who well, like incest, more or less with another person added in.

What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two?

Yay! Haha I could just imagine Harry saying to Ginny, "You know, redheads and brunettes go well together *wink wink*".

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would be like, "Harry, what happened? Is there a new Voldy?".

What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

I would tell Fred to get the hell out of here and that he has Angelina.

Four announced he's going to marry Nine tomorrow?

Hold up. George says he's going to marry James tomorrow? He better run 'cause Lily's gonna bitch slap him. Haha :D

Five cooked you dinner?

Aww, Dumbledore cooked me dinner? I think we would just discuss the Ministry, Voldy, etc. Nothing romantic between me and that old guy :D

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow?

I would be sad and visit Lily every chance I get. After all, she is Harry's mom.

Nine made fun of your friends?

I could just imagine James doing that. Well, I would retort with a clever come back like, "At least my best friend isn't a dog!" but we would just be having fun.

Ten ignored you all the time?

Sirius ignored me? :( Haha I would just like ask him why I guess. Not much there haha.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do?

I have no doubt that Harry would be by my side, protecting me.

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

Ginny would get a book of her mother's and use it to help me :) I love Mrs.Weasley!

It's your birthday. What does Three get you?

No questions asked, a deluxe prank set from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?

I think George would save me hopefully.

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?

I think Prof. Dumbledore would have a good laugh. XD

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction?

I would never marry Sirius and risk my friendship with Harry, so all of you out there looking for an answer, you aren't getting one!

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?

Luna would probably tell me a Nargle story :D

Which number do you think is the hottest?

Since I'm a girl, definitely Draco. BUT... If I was a boy then I would probably find Ginny or Hermione the hottest haha.

What's your favorite couple?

Draco/Hermione! But I'm a fan of Harry/Ginny and James/Lily :)

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favourite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x] Abortion is wrong
[ ] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 9/15

[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colors
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[ ] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4/15

[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[ ] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[ ] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[ ] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay
[ ] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.

[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[ ] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 5/15


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Memory by TheGoldenAge reviews
When Hermione Granger and her boss, Draco Malfoy, are transferred to the Closed Ward of St. Mungo's to care for a Harry Potter who can't remember anything about his own life, nothing goes the way that anyone would have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Graceland by Juliet's Shadow reviews
Annie was a medical subject, Finnick was a sex slave, Peeta was beat until he lost his leg, Johanna was molested, Katniss was abandoned and Gale's mother was a drug addict. These six teens have suffered so much through life and the place that provides them sanctuary might not be where safety truly is found. Modern Day Story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,227 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Finnick O., Annie C.
The List by 9876grpc reviews
Hermione makes a promise to her mother, after restoring her memories, before heading back to Hogwarts for her 8th year. What did she promise? To act like the carefree teenager she never got to be and follow through on five things. Somehow she ropes Harry into adopting the list as well and they soon find out that love is quite complicated! It should make for an interesting year!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,583 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Classics by purplerainn2012 reviews
Bucket list. A list of things to do before one kicks the bucket. Hermione and her old friend from America decide to complete the list they made years ago. Although she was sure "run into Draco Malfoy" wasn't on the list. Or invite him along. PostWar. HGDM Rated M for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,433 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ectopic by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
When you become pregnant, you see a healthy baby sleeping in your arms. You don't see a baby small enough to fit in the palm of your hand: blind and underdeveloped. When Hermione and Draco are forced to deliver at 21 weeks, there isn't much hope. "Her hand barely fits around my finger. She can wear my ring as a bracelet. Don't tell it's fine." ADOPTED BY AVOLINE MALFOY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Playing House with Malfoy by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,355 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fear Lies Within: The 500th Hunger Games by FireflyLlama reviews
500 years of pain, suffering and above all, fear. That's this Quarter Quell's Theme: Fear. Each tributes greatest fear is guaranteed to lie within the arena. But whether they'll live long enough to face it is a whole new challenge. CLOSED x
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 290,531 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Brianna's New Friend by frozenfangirl97531 reviews
It's near the Valentine's dance, and Nikki doesn't have a date! Even Chloe and Zoey get dates! This could be helped because Brandon and Nikki are partners for Bio'. What's worse is that Brianna is yakking on and on about a new friend! Who is this new friend? And will she by any chance become a second Brianna? Read to find out! Disclaimer- I don't own anything except the plot
Dork Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Nikki M.
Just A Quickie Lil' Dramione Drabble by dayflow reviews
Because, apparently, the only thing I can write is Dramione Drabbles. Various Genres and Ratings. - Updated 2013 Dec 27 - Chp 14 - Of Wishes and Mistletoe - Miss Luna gave the children special "Wishing Mistletoe." What will they do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione & Draco, James & Lily. Written before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,645 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Fred Weasley in the World of Muggles by SophieSolemnlySwears reviews
Fred and George are failing Muggle Studies. They need to stay in the muggle world so they can pass their NEWTS, so what happens when Hermione Granger lets Fred stay at her house?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Call of the Phoenix by ILove2Write13 reviews
[COMPLETE] Katniss Everdeen has given up everything for her sister, but she gained something in return: a darling baby boy. But she couldn't stop the reapings. Thrust into the Hunger Games, Katniss will do anything to win, even joining an alliance with the Careers. But she didn't plan on Cato, and she sure as hell didn't plan on the Rebellion.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,407 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Harry's Not a Bad Father by SeekerEye reviews
Harry's not a bad father. He just needs a little help. Harry and Hermione spend Christmas eve wrapping Teddy's presents. This is just a short story i just pounded out. I haven't really done anything in a while and after I finished I decided to upload it. H/Hr R/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The 25th Year: Blood of the Betrayed by katsparkle13 reviews
Every tribute is to be voted in. Neighbor will turn on neighbor, brother on brother and friend on friend. These are the outcasts, the strangers and the criminals. How can they fight for those who turned their backs on them? But perhaps that is what has given them their fight. One question prevails. Who can you trust? SYOT Closed.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,806 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Other tributes
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,383 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 4,716 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
160 characters or less by razztaztic reviews
Conversations that take place by text message.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Getting To Know Draco Malfoy by luckintheair04 reviews
First he lets my head rest on his shoulder. Next he starts borrowing my books. Then he decides to go to Hogsmead with me. Then he blames me for what Ron did, but he also makes sure that I don't lose my prefect badge for attacking Ron. And next thing I know, he's hanging out with me; A Mudblood. I swear there's something wrong with Malfoy this year. (re-written a bit. Plot the same)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Boy Who Will by E.G. Potter reviews
I always knew that I'd fall for the boy who fulfilled the list my mum and I established when I was young. I just never knew it would be my best friend. Full title: "I Will Fall For the Boy Who Will..." HHr. Slightly written in a drabble style. T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh Seddie, You & Your Antics by itsnotkelly reviews
A cute little collection of one-shots. Romance, fluff, and 100% Seddie. ON HIATUS.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,117 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Frozen in Fear: The Forty Ninth Hunger Games by DryBonesKing reviews
The Gamemakers have outdone themselves this time. This year's twenty four tributes better be ready. They are about to come face to face with an arena filled with traps, twists, and surprises that will leave them frozen in fear.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,623 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow
52 Ways to Please Your Partner by eminite reviews
You cannot hide your desires from the cards of love, nor can you deny them once the game is set. Though be warned: once a card is drawn your body will no longer be your own...but your partners to please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,527 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Invasion of a Life by IFeelPrettyAndWitty reviews
Mrs. Malfoy proposes a plan to Hermine Granger. She promises she will send Hermione on a paid trip to a secluded island, as long as she 'Baby-Sits' an ill Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Papa Don't Preach by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
It's seventh year for Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley.When one night goes to far they find themselves in a LOT of trouble.Now they face a unexpected teen pregnancy! Full Sum inside. R/S Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,235 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Playmate by Aradia1013 reviews
Scorpius gets a new playmate. Hermione gets in on the fun. A few bad words, some suggestiveness. Story has changed to include some angst. Nothing too terrible otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,052 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lethal Attraction by Mrs.Gotenks reviews
She was a Gryffindor. She was a weird, quiet timid girl. He was a Slytherin. He was loud, arrogant and amazingly outgoing. She was a Potter. He was a Malfoy. They were opposites. Nothing in the world could possibly bring them together. They say opposites attract. For his sake, he hoped not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,372 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
iDrive You Crazy by SeddieLUV reviews
Two days. One car. Tons of sexual tension. Will a road trip make Sam and Freddie get along? Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Wipe Your Tears Away by EyeoftheCobra reviews
Life is perfect for the Rosses, or at least until Ravi's abusive biological father shows up at the apartment. Why did he come here? And more importantly, how do they get rid of him? Luke and the gang must answer these questions before *someone* gets hurt.
Jessie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Ravi R., Luke R.
Living Each Other's Lives by NinjahGirl reviews
Dumbledore has introduced a new programme, in which a pure-blood stays in a muggle-born's home, and vice versa. The worst case scenario actually happens, and Hermione's paired with the person she'd been least expecting. Will the unthinkable happen, and they start to get along, or even more? Or will the trip descend into complete chaos? A coming of age fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
50 Reasons Just To 'Do It' by WildForWeasley reviews
Just a collection of one-shots I'll be working on, just for fun. Based of the TV show episode of 'How I Met Your Mother' when the gang makes a list of 50 reasons why you just...do it! Rated T for implications, maybe M later on. Multiple pairings: Dramione, Harmony, Romione, Fremione, and others!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Hermione G.
Home Sweet Home by MercyDragon264 reviews
AU: A Mandatory Seventh year class throw's Hermione and Draco into the life of Parenthood... How will they react? Will they be friends? Will they be more then friends? Please Review after reading! Also: Voldy doesn't exist! OOC...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,204 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twist in the Tale of Twins by nightshadeprincess567 reviews
Kinda proud of my alliteration in the title but anyway summary...uhh It's a new take on the FanFiction cliche of Hermione really being Blaise's Twin and then falling for Draco!:D read it even if you don't want to! i need an honest review on my writing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,346 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Please Come Home for Christmas by Lily meet Ginny reviews
"But Lily, please come home for Christmas," James pleaded. It didn't help that he'd already struck out my name on the signup sheet for staying at Hogwarts. So I said the only semi-reasonable thing that came to mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,855 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Check Yes, Lily Evans by WentToManderleyAgain reviews
Lily slowly unfolded it. There was a simple sentence, with one box drawn under it. Will you go out with me? Check yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Secrets by RileyMLG reviews
Lily Potter was red in the face. "This is ridiculous! I'm not some bloody stranger, I'm your wife! I'm going to ask you one more time- are you going to tell me where you were all night?" James could see dried tear tracks down her face. He swallowed and said, "I can't. I'm sorry."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dear Santa by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
"Dear Santa," the five year old read, his steel eyes flickering over the page, reading as he wrote, "I was a pretty good boy this year. Well, not to Blaise, but since Blaise is annoying, I don't think that should count. So this year for Christmas, I want Hermione Granger." One-shot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Pick Up a Girl in 60 Seconds or Less by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
She gets dragged to speed dating by her friend. He makes a bet that he can pick her up in 60 seconds or less. Welcome to the world of men who desperately need a girlfriend, women who throw themselves at any man that has a pulse, and extremely cheesy pick up lines that both sides use. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride from table to table.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
It's a Cat's Life by SimplyMe514 reviews
Professor McGonagall is convinced that leaving Harry in the Dursleys' care has been a bad idea, but needs proof before she can act. She decides that the best way to gather evidence is to watch his everyday life from the inside. What happens when, disguised as the family's new pet, she finds out exactly what is going on at Number 4, Privet Drive? - ADOPTED BY potterhead1997 -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,308 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M.
What Matters by MrsMalfoy14 reviews
Sometimes what matters isn't wealth. It isn't beauty. And it sure isn't who one was. And right now, Hermione Granger is the only one willing to give Draco Malfoy the help he needs before he destroys himself
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All I Do is Hope by Living Masquerade reviews
When Hermione goes back to work a year after Ron's death to provide for herself and her daughter, she did not expect to find Draco Malfoy working there as well. And she certainly did not expect her daughter to become his son's best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,687 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Demise of Severus Snape by Rumaan reviews
After half his classroom is destroyed by yet another argument between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape snaps and hauls the Head Girl in front of Professor Dumbledore. The Headmaster ropes him into a bet concerning the irritating pair and, before long, he's having to use his wiles to stop them from falling in love. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Ferret In Love by eccentric indeed reviews
"I do not love Granger. I just have these funny, fuzzy feelings when I'm around her. And that's not love! Love is unicorns, rainbows and big, cuddly pandas.", "Your lunacy never fails to amaze me." Being a ferret in love is hard. Bloody Granger. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,899 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Be Strong by luckintheair04 reviews
Sorry, I keep changing summaries :P This is a take on WHAT IF Draco told Dumbledore of his mission in HBP with the help of Hermione, who he never actually hated. Romance blossoms, Draco's dragged in to the Horcrux mission and Hermione and Draco starts questioning if they could really trust each other after all the things that happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,130 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mittens by Epona's Chosen reviews
"You're cold," James stated and before she could object, he'd slipped his cloak off his shoulders and wrapped it around her petite form. Lily sighed gratefully, holding it tighter and gave him a small smile, which caused his eyes to light up. "Can I have the mittens too?" she asked jokingly. Entry for Romi Lawliet's Halloween Quick Write: Twenty Minutes Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Because Of That Stupid Pie by LittleMissBrownEyes reviews
Scorpius accidentally knocks down food on Lily. The youngest Potter never goes home without vengeance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Notes in Charms by iwannabemrsfelton reviews
It starts with just a bit of note passing in Charms class. Who knows how it will end? A Dramione 'Passing Notes' multi-chapter fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Show Me by Ellie717 reviews
"I can be mature!" James said, standing up and facing her. "Saying it and actually doing it are two completely different things, James. This isn't something you can just tell me. I need to see you be mature. Show me that you can stop hexing everyone that mildly annoys you. Show me that when you pull a prank, it won't hurt anyone. Show me that this kindness you have won't go away."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Hogwarts and Head Boys by AmzyD reviews
Lily's adventure through her seventh year at Hogwarts brought to you in diary form. Make way for Marauder mischief, excruciating exams and of course, the one and only James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Wish by Slytherinchick4ev reviews
Hermione and Draco are back to retake their 7th year at Hogwarts. Putting aside their differences a blossoming romance starts. Then one night Draco makes a terrible wish that will change everything!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,796 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Love Story You Thought Would Never Happen by musicalinstrument reviews
Jonesy Is A Player , Everyone Knows This . And, When He Dumps Nikki For Someone Better , She Turns To The Only Person Who Can Comfort Her. Jude.
6teen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012
Will the Snake Strangle the Lion? by NumeralNerd reviews
Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,789 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Never Planned Any Of This by himymalices28 reviews
Tori and Beck pretends to be dating so Beck can get back together with Jade. In the midst of all this, they find themselves falling for each other. Will 'pretend' turn into reality? Bori fic. Post 'The Worst Couple'
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,171 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Read between the lines by emerald.swan reviews
"So why do you do it?Are you just naturally vicious?"she asked and glared at him ,waiting for an answer."No, it is not because of that.."Sometimes you have to read between the lines.My first multi-chapter story!Rated T just in case.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,765 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Potter and Evans by LilyHeartsJames reviews
When Lily doesn't reply to any of her friends' letters over the summer holidays, James takes it upon himself to visit. JPLE, oneshot; summer after sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Connected by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione and other former pupils are invited back to Hogwarts to give career advice. In a fluke accident an old connection with Draco Malfoy is re-established forcing them to share magic. It's one or the other unless they can make it work together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,373 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Last Hope by LuFabbro reviews
It's been 10 years after the war. Scorpius, suddenly gets sick and no one can figure out what's wrong with him. Draco has to turn to his old enemy to save his son and soon Hermione becomes more than a doctor. She becomes his last hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,299 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
About Bloody Time by C.G. Irvin reviews
The War was won two years ago, and the Trio live happily ever after, sharing a cottage together in a quaint little village. But when Ron notices Harry and Hermione acting strangely, how will he react? AU, H/HR, just a little plot-bunny inspired one-shot I had to get out. I don't have a beta-reader, so beware, but reviews are greatly appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught in His Net by prtsrxmyNiceSox reviews
When Hermione meets a mysterious stranger online, she's a bit leery at first. Who wouldn't be? But as she gets to know him she realizes.. there's something to him that she can't put her finger on. Sequel In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,917 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Astronomy Tower by AdrianaTheAnglophile reviews
Draco has news for Hermione that could change there whole relationship. One-shot Thank you to ACreativePenName for writing this with me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My first kiss went a little like this by NinjahGirl reviews
Draco knows Hermione hasn't had her first kiss. He reveals it to everyone, and needs to make it up. The only thing he has to make sure he doesn't do is fall for her along the way; which he thinks he might have. The only thing he doesn't know is that Hermione might have feelings for him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,014 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Slytherins Go For Gryffindors by Aguamentii reviews
Students are permitted for a two month vacation at Midnight Alps. Five best friends, Hermione, Ginny, Angelina, Katie, and Alicia are going to stay. But what happens when Adrian, Terrence, Blaise, Marcus, and Draco are too cunning? Will the girls accept the boys or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,557 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Angelina J., Adrian P.] - Complete
His Best Mate's Sister by BeWhoYouAre99 reviews
"Hermione Malfoy and Ginny Potter will start planning your wedding as soon as they get to know that you like Lils", mumbled Albus. "On behalf of my father, older brother and myself, I can say that we all hate you, Scorpius!" One shot. EWE. Dramione is included too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Give Me Something to Scream About by GiveMyAll reviews
Dramione fic. Rated T for language and suggested adult themes. Based on the song CrushCrushCrush by Paramore. There's a lot on Hermione's mind and Draco has something to do with it... Sorry, I suck at summaries. One-shot for now, might add a second chapter later though, we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Your Average Party by Catgirlie reviews
Draco Malfoy's birthday has arrived, and he's decided to throw a very, er, special party to celebrate. Written for the Twin Exchange Monthly Challenge! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Indeed by VeeKAY14 reviews
Draco and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their seventh year- and Draco is determined to change his dark ways. What will happen when the Slytherin and Gryffindor are made Study Partners, and left at Hogwarts throughout the Christmas Holidays? Plz R&R :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
16 People In a House and I'm with Hermione by SophieSolemnlySwears reviews
Fred fancies Hermione. She has to stay in his room because the rest of the Burrow is full. What happens when she admits that she fancies him too?... A whole lot of embarrassing incidents are on the horizon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,725 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Nicknames by LighterThanWhite reviews
Coming up with nicknames is harder than it seems. OOC/AU.
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Fletcher Q., Olive D. - Complete
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Point Two by ruan-san reviews
For GottaGetBackUp. When Blaise Zabini attempts to make a rating system of the girls in Hogwarts, he gets the shock of his life. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Zap by Catgirlie reviews
It's the Golden Trio's 8th year, and Hermione's discovered a new game to play: Zap. Pure silliness! Oneshot. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Secret He Never Told Her by PhenioxGypsy reviews
Albus has been keeping a secret from Minerva it is time it came out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Act 2715 by LadyLissaLight reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt is cornered in his office by three overbearing wizards. When they emerge, a change takes hold of the wizarding world – Act 2715. What is this act and why does it have Hermione spending so much time with Blaise Zabini? DMxHG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,811 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Malfoy Managed by MtnDew26 reviews
Can you imagine how different things would be if Hermione and Draco had met in Diagon Alley, maybe even formed a friendship. Before Hogwarts, before Harry, before Ron, before everything. Set in the Fourth year, as their relationship develops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Crush by HermioneMalfoy79 reviews
Draco and Ron are not thrilled. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Broken Illusions by Sianatra reviews
Imagine a flirty Hermione, an enticed Draco, a furious Pansy, a helpful Lavender, an exuberant Parvati, a bemused Harry, and an annoyingly persistent Ron. And how did this all happen? A bet, of course - what else? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Higher Education by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
When Hermione has the idea to open a school in Diagon Alley, it's two former Slytherins who help her along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,704 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unbelievable by ImagineDreamForever reviews
"The ministry has asked you to be married to your match within the next year and have at least two children by todays date of 2006." Another marrige law fic including- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Luna, Draco/Hermione, George/Angelina and Neville/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Life begins by superfan92 reviews
Newly married 23 year old Sam and Freddie embark on a new journey into parenthood. With sam Carly/Brad.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iPlan a Prank by miscellaneousmystery reviews
When Freddie breaks up with his girlfriend that he's "madly in love" with because she cheated on him, he plans a prank with Sam to get revenge on her. But the question is, will it work? ** Seddie arc happened. R&R please!c:
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,415 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Puckett Pregnancy by smile4me-jade reviews
Series of one shots that carry you through the craziness of a Puckett pregnancy. Can Freddie keep up?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Book of Dramione! by CherriMoi reviews
A few select characters read The Book of Dramione, a book consisting of all the cliches in a Dramione story. Follow along with our favorite Harry Potter characters as they read and react to the oddity that is Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Marriage Law by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
A Marriage Law has been put in effect for witches and wizards ages 17-35. In order to preserve magical blood you are ordered to be married within three months and a child is to be brought forth within the next year. EWE, Full Sum inside. D/Hr H/G R/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,656 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
MudLove by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Quidditch Bet by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: Ron's desire for Malfoy's new Firebolt II leads him to make a silly and very damaging bet. How will Hermione react when she finds out? And just how is Malfoy going to use this to his advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing Healer by HermioneMalfoy79 reviews
When Draco gets injured, Scorpius takes it upon himself to take care of him with his mother's help. Dramione family one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Look Into My Eyes, And Tell Me You Love Me by prettymuchquixotic reviews
'At the end of the week, you'll see that you don't love me anymore. Everything will go back to normal, even you. I'm just sorry you had to bear with me for so long. I'm sorry it had to be me, the Mudblood you would never look twice at.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Morning Kiss by The Queen of Hurts reviews
Harry and Ron catches Draco and Hermione kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Choosing a Name by HermioneMalfoy79 reviews
Draco and Hermione think about names for their first born son. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Letters To The Editor by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
A series of short, humorous letters from pissed off characters to fanfic writers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Falling for You by theFallenPetals reviews
When Hermione Granger gets stuck in the Charms classroom with Draco Malfoy, both showed sides they never knew existed. so, they might as well ask each other out and kill themselves at the mere thought, right? Not this year. Full summary inside! Pls. read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Anything for You by Claudi Skies reviews
"Why don't I hear you singing?" "I should have never vowed to do anything for you..." Third and final part to "Of Course, Love." Plans, Muggles, wizards, kisses, compliments, feminists, Gryffindors, Slytherins, weddings, children, Ginny/Blaise, Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Undercover Case: 24586 by I'mInsaneAndIKnowIt reviews
When the muggle families start being viciously murdered in a small town, the Ministry sends in Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy to solve the case. The only problem? Their posing as a happily married couple. With a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
10 Things iHate About You by ClashingColoursChasingRainbows reviews
When Freddie is given an essay to write entitled "What is Love?" for English class, how will he react when he reads his work aloud and finally realises how he feels for a certain blonde headed demon? Better description enclosed, Seddie of course!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,707 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Birthday Blues by princesshifi reviews
What happens when it's Hermione's birthday and no one knows, except her worst enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Then came a baby boy by Slytherin-Abbyforever reviews
My take on the parenting class challenge at Hogwarts. Dramione eventually. Our fave characters have to deal with homework, classes, teenage drama, interhouse rivalry... and a baby. I know, atrocious summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,809 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I can't, it's on Mars! by HermioneMalfoy79 reviews
Hermione wakes up in the middle of the night, craving for something specific and needs her husband to get it for her. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Getting Even: Granger Style by cupcake.universe reviews
Ron is a complete idiot, leaving Hermione alone on her birthday and going to an after party with some other girl instead of her. But when Draco Malfoy gives her the chance to get even, could she resist such an offer? FINISHED WITH EPILOGUE :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Let Malfoy Drive the Bus by Rumaan reviews
One-shot. It's New Years Eve and Hermione is stuck trying to get a drunk Ron and Harry home. Just as she is nearly home and dry, a complication comes in the form of Blaise Zabini and a toddler with Malfoy's hair. She should have just stayed in this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What never happened by emerald.swan reviews
"Hey Granger!This never happened you know!"Hermione turned around and with a smirk worthy af a Slytherin, she replied "I don't even know what you are talking about"Dramione one-shot.Kind of Christmasy.Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prove Me Wrong by Isabella120 reviews
Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,079 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Worth it by emerald.swan reviews
A little one-shot .Hermione doesn't regret anything.Dramione.Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Super clichéd story by LokiieMOO reviews
DHr. This is my first fic ever. This is a horribly cliched story no matter how hard I try to not make it so. Healer Granger is given a difficult patient, can she handle him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dear Harry and Friends by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Letters To the characters from Harry Potter. Rated T, just because.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011
So How Did You Die? by ruan-san reviews
Death by curtain? Avada Kedavra on Halloween? Killed by an unimportant guy named "Laxative"? "Can't we all just agree that all of our deaths sucked?" The Marauders are finally reunited. Changed Summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Something Must Be Done! by HazzasKitties reviews
Voldemort hears Justin Bieber's music for the first time, and he decides that something must be done! Warning: TO ALL BELIEBERS: DO NOT READ! Also: don't sue me please! I never wish death upon anyone except Voldy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Things Change by Brucatul-grl reviews
TommyLil were the it couple..until he o years later he comes back..with a secret, but he's not the same Tommy everyone knew. Why did he leave? He's avoiding Lil yet he's possessive of her, and now he's going out with the head cheerleader?
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,134 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Tommy P., Lil D. - Complete
Where's the Final Battle Again? by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"So, this is where it all ends? Where only one will survive?" "Yes." "Damn, here I was thinking that it was just a grocery store!" "WHAT THE HECK! IT'S WALMART, MALFOY! IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!" Stupid, but may cause you to laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P.
We solemnly swear that we are up to no good! by nightshadeprincess567 reviews
Ron and Hermione broke up because he obviously had a thing for Lavender. What happens when her friends decide to drag her out for a night on the town to get her out of her sadness? Find out here! bad summary check it out though!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Lion and the Lamb by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"Everyone is always on the lamb's side, never the lion's. For all they know, all the bloody lion wanted was for the bloody lamb to love him back!" "Maybe the lion should've spoken up?" "Maybe he did, Maybe he always has."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Let's Fall in Love by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"Let's flirt in the middle of class, and laugh our butts off in detention. Let's sit at the others table in the Great Hall, and snog where everyone can see us. Then, we'll say it was a joke, for their benefit, but do it again tomorrow. Let's fall in love"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter I'm Pregnant by eccentric indeed reviews
After I said it and saw James' reaction , I immediately regretted it. "Potter , why so thick ? we are not even dating." I told him. "Whatever you say Mummy Lily , just don't stress too much , it'll be bad for our baby." Merlin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lunchtime's Lost Love by dayflow reviews
Drapple Drabble - ooh it rhymes! - edited for spelling
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
My Little Snitch by Sianatra reviews
James Potter is a confused soul. Apparently, he never learned that Quidditch analogies aren't exactly the way to charm the ladies - especially not the elusive redhead he's come to love. Fluffish oneshot, LE/JP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One by AryaTyrell reviews
What really happened when Ron left Harry and Hermione in the middle of the Horcrux hunt. DH SPOILERS! H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
It Hurts, Draco by sevenblankpages reviews
"Malfoy?" "Yes?" "Why does it hurt so bad?" A look into what would have happened if Harry and Ron hadn't saved Hermione from being tortured. OneShot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Serendipity by Winger-Hawk reviews
After the Final Battle, Snape awakes from a coma to a world in which Voldemort is gone, defeated by Harry Potter. Deciding he has nothing more to live for, he tries to end his life, but things don't quite work out the way he planned. Deaging, H/G, Mild CP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 403,887 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wish by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
How will a letter to Santa bring two families together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,381 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snowball Fight by RodentFace reviews
Lily has no one to go to Hogsmeade with. That is, until a certain messy haired boy with an invisibiliy cloak challenges her to a snowball fight. Very fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Ronald by RodentFace reviews
Ron doesn't let his mother call him "Ronald" and yet, he doesn't mind one of his friends calling him that. Molly's reaction? Set at the beginning of The Chamber of Secrets when they went to Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Everything's gone wrong for Hermione. Can someone turn around her terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day? One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bloody Marriage Law! by ebatcl reviews
ABANDONED. Bad: Ron's new attitude. Worse: Ministry's new marriage law. Worst: Her new husband - Draco Malfoy. Can Hermione, Harry and the gang survive the madness that ensues at their seventh year at Hogwarts when a new law is made mandatory for all students?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Storytime for the Ickle Firsties by Sianatra reviews
When Sirius takes it into his head to tell the Gryffindor first years a bedtime story, humor ensues, and it is certain that no one will ever feel the same way about Severus Snape again... One-Shot, hilarious and giggle-worthy. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Thing For Blondes by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Secret crushes, a night of drinking, and a few confessions turn Fred and Hermione's world around. One shot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Phone That Mocked Draco by davestridersjunk reviews
What The HELL Is That?" Draco shouted, spinning on his spot. "Didn't I tell you to answer it Draco?" Hermione asked. "I did! I asked it, where are you from? Can't it say anything but 'ring, ring?" He asked, confusion evident in his tone. A Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shooting Stars by MissDMalfoy reviews
Harry has always lived with the Dursley's. After being locked up in his room yet again, he wishes upon a star that his parents were alive. Somehow, Lily and James Potter find themselves alive. Will Harry get the happy family he always wanted?ON BREAK :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., James P.
The Bet by EvylinDevilin reviews
Fred and George have opened their yearly betting pool on the fate of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. And this year was bringing many takers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Just a Glimpse by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Fred offers Hermione the chance to see the future through his latest product. What will she discover? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Granger by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
It seems only one person remembered Hermione Granger's birthday. One-shot, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Fascination by davestridersjunk reviews
Hermione Granger is caught with her mobile phone in potions, and is told to come and 'fetch it' at the end of the day. As Snape snoops through her files, he finds a lot of surprises, involving everyone's favourite Slytherin prince. HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Boys Are From Mars by giovanbronckhorst reviews
“Girls have got it so easy!” The collective female gasp did nothing to stop Ron talking. Hermione decides to show Ron just how much he doesn’t know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sam, are you doing okay? by InTheDarknessIsTheLight reviews
Based on the song "Kristy are you doing ok?" by the Offspring. Some thematic elements
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Danger by Nature9000 reviews
Freddie writes up a report and evaluates Sam and Carly in his thoughts as he tells what he wants in a woman and who fits him most of all.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Freddie B. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by Nature9000 reviews
Freddie writes his reaction to his actions toward Sam, and what happened after Shane came in the picture and after the events at the kissing booth.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Song of Love by Nature9000 reviews
After college, there is one final viewing of iCarly before the trio go their separate ways. Freddie has one more chance to tell Sam how he really feels, but can he not mess up this time? R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Preposterous Potions by silvermisery reviews
Really? Snape? OMG! Who would have guessed? Dramione OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Essay on the Polyjuice Potion by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco attempts to write an essay for Potions, but ends up writing rubbish to fill in spaces... And about a certain someone. DMHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Clumsiest Love Letter Ever Written by dress without sleeves reviews
Ginny, I, uhm, care. About you. A lot. And not in a strictly platonic way. The point is, I fancy you. But more than that, you know? I mean, I fancy you a lot. A lot, a lot. Which translates into something else that I just can't bring myself to write down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Pretty as a Primrose reviews
Prim and Rory help each other cope while Katniss is possibly nearing death in the Hunger Games.. and they might fall in love along the way.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Prim E., Rory H.
I Can Help reviews
Draco finds a little girl and brings her home since she has no family. Or does she? Could he be related to her? And why is Hermione Granger, his neighbor, suddenly pulled in to this? Could she have a relation to the little girl also? Why does the little girl have Hermione Granger's eyes? Read and you'll find the answer to all these questions! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From the Desk of Lord Voldemort reviews
Follow our dear Voldy-Moldy as he writes letters to practically everyone featured in the Harry Potter series. Review and let me know which person Lord Voldemort should write to next! REVIEW! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Voldemort
The Prank War reviews
What starts out as a simple little feud between the Head Boy and Head Girl turns into a full-blown prank war. Draco and Hermione go to the extremes to beat the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Beautiful reviews
Hermione is being self conscious and Harry decides to step in and knock some sense into her. My first Harmony :D If the readers like it I will continue this as a multi-chapter story, so please do NOT steal my idea. Read and review, let me know what you think :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Just One Hug reviews
Draco needs something. Just one hug. Can he get it from Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco, Will You Be My Bunny? reviews
Hermione Granger, Gryffindor, asks Draco Malfoy, Slytherin, a question. That involves bunnies. Does Draco respect his fellow Head enough to accept this kind invitation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Three Little Words reviews
It's Valentine's Day. And Hermione wants Draco to say a few special words to her. But when Draco says the unexpected, Hermione gets mad. REAL mad. So if you like Hermione getting sweet, sweet revenge on Draco, read this! Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Well, We Gotta Follow The Law! reviews
It's another marriage law fic, starring our favorite people, Draco and Hermione! How will Hermione and Draco react while having to go to school, get married, and have a child? Please read and review! Rated T for mentions of sex, not graphic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Little Kids Are Scary reviews
There is a new parenting class at Hogwarts where each and every seventh year must act both like a parent and a child in a group of three randomly chosen people. Draco/Hermione Harry/Ginny Ron/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Marry Me, Granger? reviews
Our favorite Ferret and Bookworm are together and the Ferret decides to pop the question. It's a one-shot even though I don't like one-shots. Please read and review. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete