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Whats up Fanfiction!!

Gender: Male

Age: 14

Personallity:I recently joined this website after many months of reading, and I hope you peeps will except me. My home state is California, (west coast represent), and for those of you wondering I actually do not know any Hollywood stars. I do infact surf, and I'm on my school's cross country team. So, I'm just here doing my on thing that teens do, so yeah. Oh, another cool thing 'bout me is that I am a comedian. Not a professional one but my career has kicked of in the Santa Rosa area if you're intrested. Well, I hope you guys like my stories and reviews would be awesome, see ya!

Favorite stuff:

Movies: Inception, Alien, Kung Fu Panda, Grown Ups, comedies, etc.

Books: Artemis Fowl, the da Vinci code, Cryptid Hunters

Games: Battlefield 3, MW3

Cartoons: Regular show,

Shows: Saturday Night Live, Survivor

Since comedy is one of my things, here is a list of my favorite comideans/funny people; enjoy

Dana Carvey

Brian Regan

Carlos Mencia

Dane Cook

Monty Python

Jim Carrey

Gaberiel Iglesias

Ray Romano

Andy Samberg

I wanna give a shoutout to some really cool people here on, due to your awesome stories and sweet reviews you guys are awesome, and you make this a cool website!

Yours truly,


Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Thanx WingedWolf101 XD I'm gonna try it!!

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Alien Vs Predator The Female Warrior by Fictionstv reviews
Shortly after the events of AVP, the Yautja make Lex one of them...literally. This tale features Lex's ongoing struggle to keep her humanity while under pressure by a Yautja Prince to conform to his ways.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 237,990 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/3/2019 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Lex, Royce
The Eyes Have It by Giovanni-Kuroi-Tora reviews
When Tai Lung turns up at the Jade Palace after being defeated at the hands of the Dragon Warrior, many questions arise. Emotions run high as Tai Lung tries to gain the trust of the Furious Five, and sort out his own feelings. Tai Lung x Tigress
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,368 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 4/18/2009
Dragon's Legacy by WingedWolf101 reviews
A hero is never born; they're made. With Tigress now pregnant with Po's child; a new danger lurks within the darkness. A darkness that seeks to destroy the Dragon Warrior and his legacy. Po/Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,401 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Tigress, Po
The Last Farewell Ride by Soul of a Lion reviews
"One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." On his new, perilous and internal quest, the Dragon Warrior will learn an important lesson in life: the foundation of peace is formed from the violent sacrifice of others.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 127,470 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Po, Tigress
Gift of a Friend by The Night Owl Revolution reviews
Ever since people knew Naomi's parents were evil, teenagers began teasing and bullying. before a guy punched Naomi, a wolf named Arizona saves her and a friendship starts. she soon learns the gift of a friend
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
A Holiday Romance by Animation Universe 2005 reviews
Zhong aka Wolf Boss finds love in the holiday season. Will he be able to enjoy this time of year with his love interest! This is for son of wind and Joe 'Po' Navark. Call it an early christmas gift. Enjoy!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Wolf Boss - Complete
Beauty and the Wolf by FutureAvenger94 reviews
A Kung fu Panda version of one of Disney's greatest films ever. Enjoy.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Mei Ling, Wolf Boss - Complete
The Thriller by Kippis05 reviews
She supposed that she was still upset with him, but, it didn't matter how she felt towards the panda now, did it? He was here to stay, whether she wanted him to be or not. This is a story tailored to fit songs in memory of the late King Of Pop.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Tigress, Po
Three's a Crowd by chibifurby reviews
A new Kung Fu expert arrives at the Jade temple and causes Tigress problems. Just what are his intentions, since when did Tai Lung have a son, who's the mother, and just what is the past that Tigress tries to hide from everyone...?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,476 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Tigress - Complete
Rovers and Robots in Disguise by Phoenix710 reviews
The Rovers' anniversary is approaching, and they all begin plans for the party. In the meantime, a mysterious crystal is found in Canada, and Parvo wants it. He and Groomer join forces with the Decepticons, and the Rovers must team up with the Autobots to put a stop to their evil plans and save the world.
Crossover - Road Rovers & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Hunter, Colleen - Complete
Accidentally in Love reviews
Tai Lung thought he would always be an outcast, until he literally runs into a certian girl. I suck at summaries, prepare for OCs Tai LungxOC R&R please
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Tai Lung