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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

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The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Letting Us Go by Nakoujou reviews
After three years, Sasuke and Sakura end their relationship. And Naruto doesn't know how to deal with their abnormal post-breakup cycle. "They didn't break up! They're on a break."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Jones by Emcee Frodis reviews
Following his marriage to Molly, Sherlock takes on a super secret case with her that induces intrigue- or irritation- in all around them. Takes place between "The Full House" and "The Party of Four"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dilemmas by nanamisakurachan reviews
Sasuke is forced to marry Karin and procreate, as an attempt to escape his parent's harsh wishes-he lies: "I have someone and she's already pregnant." Oh damn, What now Uchiha? Simple: Haruno Sakura SasuSaku Summary edited 12/21/10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,291 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Columbine by refracted reviews
He pulled the trigger of the gun. The gun that he swore he would never use. She could feel the sorrow swallowing her whole when he leaned forward, his face splattered with blood from the impact. "I promised that I would always protect you, Sakura."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bound by you.broke.a.promise reviews
He recognized the symbol in the middle of the bracelet- it was an uchiwa fan, that was for sure. But what un-settled him was the symbol surrounding it. Another clan symbol. The Haruno circle. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Time Together by Lunarwench reviews
Mugen sees Fuu across a busy marketplace. They bump into each other and he decides to stay with her. Yelling, jealousy, sexual tension and an appearence by Jin. MugenFuu.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,833 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
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Don't Forget reviews
He was too late. "What- what do you need…?" he asked. "-just, don't leave Sasuke-kun…okay?" she swallowed thickly, "just…don't leave me." He didn't make it in time. Day 1 of SasuSaku Month 2013- Holding Hands
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hit List reviews
"Teme, as your best friend, I shall make you a list, and not just any list my young brooding buddy. This is a list of requirements that any woman that wants to date you must fulfil. You just leave this to Ol' Naruto" Run Sasuke. Run.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Locked In reviews
Hi I'm Sakura Haruno, daughter of Keiko and Akio Haruno. But today, I wish I wasn't. Because maybe then I wouldn't be in this mess. - the first three chapters are by Ryoko101 who is a goddess...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.