A Certain Individual
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Joined 02-18-03, id: 344572
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Parodies and Spoofs.
Fanfiction corrupts! Don't be fooled! Run away before the need becomes too great! Ahhhh. Too late. It has you.

You may have noticed, the words 'suddenly', 'realised', and 'noticed' are my favourite words. That's why they are always there, looming in the background. Don't take any notice of them, or you'll suddenly realise that those words make up 45% of my stories.

Anyway, after many months (18 I think) I've decided to post more stuff. I look back now and shake my head. What was I thinking back then? But still, they're hilarious and I'm not changing them.

(visit my hilarious livejournal. Lífe is one huge joke, so why aren't you laughing? http://www.livejournal.com/users/charlieb_)

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Blood Tithes by Gwendolyn M. Warlow reviews
CHAP 50 FINALLY UP Events in the distant past have a great effect on Ron and Draco's futures... Slightly dark, may be darker. Takes into account events only up through the fourth book. (sorry about the bad formatting)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
Kindergarten by trinchardin reviews
What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Oh no, I'm falling for Helga by Duskywhiterose reviews
Helga, who left to live with her aunt in Vermont, is now 16, and has come back to Hillwood High for her junior year. And boy, has she changed! Arnold thinks so too. Rated for mild language and mild teenage hormone induced sexual references. Completed.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Trading Places by Silvestra reviews
A short and sweet DonnieFrank fic.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2004
Image by 10000PoisonedKisses reviews
ZekeCasey. mostly Casey reflectign on his life and feelign about Zeke. He gets up the nerve to ask Zeke to model for him. Zeke accepts
Faculty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004
Better Than Happily Ever After by Northlight reviews
This is what you want, isn't it, Delilah? DelilahStokely
Faculty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
Through the Door in the Sky by Matrix Refugee reviews
What happened to Truman once he stepped through the door in the backdrop? Did he find Sylvia? Was he able to blend into the real world. . . ?
Truman Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story by The Treacle Tart reviews
*Ch. 14 uploaded* What will a wizard do for love? Apparently humiliate himself - daily. Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione alone in the country. Who thought this was a good idea? Ch. 14 - Now What? Please R&R. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Love and Colorado by Yukitoshuu Itsumademo reviews
Arnold & Helga are sent into foster care, and end up in the same house. In later years, sparks fly when they go snowboarding in Colorado, which leads to Disaster. Arnold and Helga are now seventeen and...Arnold loves Helga? Does she still love him?
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,218 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Very Interesting Christmas Break by misfyt reviews
Over a very lonely Christmas Break, Harry decides to hang out with Draco. In the process he learns more about Draco (in more ways than one) than he imagined he ever would! A hilariously insane little love story featuring everyone's favorite, Drag!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,680 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Moomoo Stink and the Hell Raisers by crazy-whores reviews
Usagi and Mamoru are dumped off on a deserted island for a month by their so-called friends. With LADYSOLO and CRYSTAL ROSE pulling the strings of fate, what will happen to our fave duo? R/R or we hunt you down and eat your livers.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/9/2002
Chemical Bonding by The Rival reviews
Epilogue is in!!!! Please read and review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mandark discovers something about himself and himself...and the plot thickens! PLEEZ R&R! REVIEWS R APPRECIATED!!!
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002
An Eli/Grace Series by TaintedLove reviews
Chapter nine, Now and Always is up... Sorry to say this, but chapter nine is the last chapter! The series is now complete. Thanks all for reading and reviewing!
Once and Again - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,031 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2002 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
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CageFright reviews
How Eowyn's fear of cages eventually lead to the [almost] loss of Helm's Deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
Movies in a Minute reviews
Don't feel like sitting down and watching the whole thing? Don't have enough time to watch your favourite movies? We've compacted the entire movie into less than one minute! Now with padded rooms for your comfort.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
A More Inventive Title reviews
Silly little poems. Harry is a major hottie, Snape finds himself more than a little tempted. Hermione is a bad girl and so is Harry (without the sex change). Everything you want to know about Ron. What happens in the next book? We are tired of waiting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003
The Old Man and his Longsword reviews
Now that Theoden is young and hip again (thanks to Gandalf) he can finally resume his favourite hobby of self-fulfillment with his most favourite object in the whole wide world, his sword.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003