Welcome to my page i'm bookcoda, i am a longtime member of fanfiction i have been apart of this website for about 5 years so i have collected a long list of favorites and follows. i had written my own story but because a lack of quality i decided to remove it.
i'm a guy
A cynic that dares to hope
hey I have a rant that I would like to share with all you fanfiction writers "can you guys please put a notice in your stories that informs your reader that you have a sequel to your previous story it is wholly irritating when I reach the end of the story and alert and favorite eagerly waiting for the next chapter only to find that the story I was reading already had a sequel that I didn't know about. so please can you guys put notices in your final chapter that you have a sequel out. Good on you numerous people that do. It's like in a terrific restaurant where the food sucks not because it's bad but because there is not enough of it."
i had a story on here but i removed it because it sucked. i have a 70 page rough draft of a story that i would like to post on here but as i am lazy that doesn't look particularly likely especially since it is 70 pages handwritten rough draft meaning that not only do i have to type out 70 pages i also have to fix errors and flesh out the bare bones ideas that are on paper. so basically this means two things one: it will be awhile before anyone reads the fic if ever. Two: if i ever do finish it it will be awesome like seriously awesome.
As it doesn't look like i will contribute anything significant to the site for awhile i leave you to my favorite list. My favorite list contains a significant amount of gems that i have found during my time here on fanfiction.net.
i have another rant yay. Supernatural fans please stop with the slash incest and the dean X car it is scary guys. Also harry potter fans m-preg is disturbing. Also harry potter fans can you stop making the 11 year olds act like adults its not like you can't just move forward in canon. Also harry potter fans can you please just pass book one ive read through book one way to many times through your writing. Also Twilight fans good job keeping with the original books. Also Naruto fans why is everything you guys write so dark. Also Hetalia is there a single fic in the entire entire archive that doesn't have slash or slash undertones or girl SI's. Avatar: Last Airbender well haven't seen too many weird fics at least not to the point that it is oppressive. Teen Titans you guys are really obsessed with Slade which sucks because i missed all those episodes. MLP seriously guys are you all depressed musicians. Homestuck well the web comic was really long and confusing i literally spent an hour trying to have someone explain it to me. Pokemon for some reason i saw a lot of N slash who is N? Kingdom hearts, Sonic, Zelda, final fantasy all Nintendo franchises that i have played snippets of over the years i was not impressed though it probably doesn't help that i played them on super Nintendo. Star Wars a lot of fics remind me of legit star wars novels complex and often boring. Avengers has the exact same problem as Harry Potter and Hetalia though for the life of me i cant figure out why. Buffy the vampire slayer is fine though i stopped watching after angel left so there is that. mass effect why are you guys so obsessed with the first game to the point that you just rewrite it with small changes id be fine with it if i hadn't played it twice and reread it on here like 7 more times. well now that i have ranted idiotically about my irritations with each area i wish to comfort those poor souls who have been offended by my rant. i have a great deal of respect for those who have put their work out for the world and i simply wanted to give a set of advice about things that i have found painfully common in each archive. i am perfectly fine with slash stuff i just don't want to read it. i find it disturbing when i am reading a 300 K harry potter time travel story and 100 K in out of the blue with no warning there is a Sirius and Harry lemon. i appreciate all the authors who clearly tag your stories or that wouldn't have only happened to me just twice.
i just wanted to talk about self-inserts for a second. i love self-inserts (SIs). i want to talk about four big fandoms that have a relationship with the SI. MLP man their is just too many after a certain point nothing more can be done that has any originality at this point any real originality just doesn't have the quality that it used to as all the good ideas have been used sometimes multiple in the same story (i'm looking at you diary of a madman). Mass Effect well same problem as MLP though i wish that there was a Si x Garrus male mass effect SI has been done to death. Harry Potter where are the harry potter SIs i would love a harry potter SI that is from someone going in as a first year. sure their is a metric ton of girl pseudo Si OCs but most of them are almost creepily obsessed with a dark male character like Draco, Snape or Voldemort. Just please someone make a male harry potter SI please. Naruto so many boring and long girl SIs. All the girl SI are also all have a thing for Kakashi, Sasuke,and Shikamaru why no love for Naruto there is more male SI/OC X Naruko. i have yet to see a SI/OC X Naruto fic when he is the male main character of one of the biggest fandoms on the website. My main problem with girl SIs is that they stubbornly refuse to change canon i really don't want to read through the wave arc for the 30th time with your weak protagonist who is only there cause she sucks slightly less then Sakura. male fics have the complete opposite problems as female fics rather then being long, boring and common they are rare, short and extremely entertaining with the worrying habit of rarely being finished or concluded with any sense of finality.
Also by the way i am American not Canadian i am not sure why fanfiction.com thinks i am Canadian.