Welcome to my page i'm bookcoda, i am a longtime member of fanfiction i have been apart of this website for about 6 years so i have collected a long list of favorites and follows. i had written my own story but because it was somewhat low quality i decided to remove it.
i am a guy.
A cynic that dares to hope
I have a rant that I would like to share with all you fanfiction writers "can you guys please put a notice in your stories that informs your reader that you have a sequel to your previous story it is wholly irritating when I reach the end of the story and alert and favorite eagerly waiting for the next chapter only to find (or never realize) that the story I was reading already had a sequel that I didn't know about. so please can you guys put notices in your final chapter that you have a sequel out. Good on you numerous people that do. It's like in a terrific restaurant where the food sucks not because it's bad but because there is not enough of it."
i had a story on here but i removed it because it sucked. i have a 70 page rough draft of a story that i would like to post on here but as i am lazy that doesn't look particularly likely especially since it is 70 pages handwritten rough draft meaning that not only do i have to type out 70 pages i also have to fix errors and flesh out the bare bones ideas that are on paper. so basically this means two things one: it will be awhile before anyone reads the fic if ever. Two: if i ever do finish it it will be awesome like seriously awesome. Update well i lost it so... yeah.
As it doesn't look like i will contribute anything significant to the site for awhile i leave you to my favorite list. My favorite list contains a significant amount of gems that i have found during my time here on fanfiction.net.
i have another rant. Supernatural fans please stop with the slash incest and the dean X car it is scary guys. Also harry potter fans m-preg is disturbing. Also harry potter fans can you stop making the 11 year olds act like adults its not like you can't just move forward in canon. Also harry potter fans can you please just pass book one ive read through book one way to many times through your writing. Also Twilight fans good job keeping with the original books. Also Hetalia is there a single fic in the entire entire archive that doesn't have slash or slash undertones or girl SI's. Avatar: Last Airbender well haven't seen too many weird fics at least not to the point that it is oppressive. Teen Titans you guys are really obsessed with Slade which sucks because i missed all those episodes. MLP seriously guys are you all depressed musicians. Homestuck well the web comic was really long and confusing i literally spent an hour trying to have someone explain it to me. Pokemon for some reason i saw a lot of N slash who is N? Kingdom hearts, Sonic, Zelda, final fantasy all Nintendo franchises that i have played snippets of over the years i was not impressed. Star Wars a lot of fics remind me of legit star wars novels complex and often boring. Avengers has the exact same problem as Harry Potter and Hetalia though for the life of me i cant figure out why. Buffy the vampire slayer is fine though i stopped watching after angel left so there is that. mass effect why are you guys so obsessed with the first game to the point that you just rewrite it with small changes id be fine with it if i hadn't played it twice and reread it on here like 7 more times. well now that i have ranted idiotically about my irritations with each area i wish to comfort those poor souls who have been offended by my rant. i have a great deal of respect for those who have put their work out for the world and i simply wanted to give a set of advice about things that i have found painfully common in each archive. i am perfectly fine with slash stuff i just don't want to read it. i find it disturbing when i am reading a 300 K harry potter time travel story and 100 K in out of the blue with no warning there is a Sirius and Harry lemon. i appreciate all the authors who clearly tag your stories or that wouldn't have only happened to me just twice. Also knowing Dumbledore is gay why has no story i have ever read even mentioned this yet i still have to wade though an ocean of gay mpreg harry/Voldemort stories just really people.
i just wanted to talk about self-inserts for a second. i love self-inserts (SIs). i want to talk about four big fandoms that have a relationship with the SI. MLP man their is just too many after a certain point nothing more can be done that has any originality at this point any real originality just doesn't have the quality that it used to as all the good ideas have been used sometimes multiple times in the same story (i'm looking at you diary of a madman). Mass Effect well same problem as MLP though i wish that there was a femSi x Garrus male Mass Effect SI has been done to death. Harry Potter where are the Harry Potter SIs i would love a harry potter SI that is from someone going in as a first year. Sure their is a metric ton of girl pseudo Si OCs but most of them are almost creepily obsessed with a dark male character like Draco, Snape or Voldemort. Just please someone make a male harry potter SI please a male perspective would be amazing girl stories focus way too much on relationships rather then how cool it would be to live in a magical world. Naruto so many boring and long girl SIs. All the girl SIs also all have a thing for Kakashi, Sasuke,and Shikamaru why no love for Naruto, there is more male SI/OC X Naruko. i have yet to see a SI/OC X Naruto fic when he is the male main character of one of the biggest fandoms on the website. My main problem with girl SIs is that they stubbornly refuse to change canon i really don't want to read through the wave arc for the 30th time with your weak protagonist who is only there cause she sucks slightly less then Sakura. male fics have the complete opposite problems as female fics rather then being long, boring and common they are rare, short and extremely entertaining with the worrying habit of rarely being finished or concluded with any sense of finality.
(further harry potter rant) Can a guy please just write a world focused story with things like philosophy and thoughts about dark magic and how it might be used or effect someone. Can we please just have someone go through youth to early adulthood with an interest in dark magic without it feeling like im reading about some weird experiences someone has while at a boarding school run by medieval people. i really dont care about your grades or studying habits even if you are studying magic i want to know about you know the magic and what that means for reality. To continue on that point i really dont care about your relationship with your dorm mates nor your budding crush on the bigoted blond,your depressed potion teacher, nor your thing for young wizard Hitler. i want to know about magic and i want to know about the world and your take on it.
if you have noticed the lack of capitalization i blame Microsoft word as while when i hand-write capitalization is automatic; typing less so as i have unilaterally always let the computer auto capitalize for me so i dont really pay attention when it doesn't like how fanfictions engine doesn't. Not a problem for stories as i will use Word but expect it for my profile and reviews.
Just a couple of favorite characters from some of the larger fandoms in order based on who i like more.
1. Severus definitely one of the strongest and smartest wizards sarcastic, clever and self sacrificial. Pairing-sev/lily,sev/same aged hermione so young severus time travel hermioine and thats about it for me dont really see any other pairing here maybe fem voldemort though i have yet to even see that written.
2. tom riddle is a character i like despite his older self's inherent stupidity. Pairing-femOC, hermione,femharry and that's about it though Voldemort and Bellatrix is really the only good paring when he gets older.
3. harry potter himself. pairing-anyone not gay or Ginny always hated Ginny.
4. Hermione smartest witch cool and strong willed. Pairing-not Ron. Eh definitely her and harry.
1. Orochimaru the smart and godly ninja. Pairing-tsunade maybe fem orochi with someone that would be cool have yet to see it written at all well though.
2. Naruto the unkillable chakra tank. Pairing-never really liked Hinata so anyone not her or gay. Best couple is NarukoXSasuke or NarutoXfemSasuke. i can really see where the yaoi fangirls got this idea.
3. Itachi killed the whole clan to save his brother. Paring-really the only one i can really see or would like to see would be fem-itachi Naruto or itachiXnaruko.
Buffy the vampire slayer
1. Xander the lone human who fights with superhumans. Pairing-him and Buffy.
1. Always really liked Jacob in the books though its not worth even trying to look through the archive for this.
1. Ryuk is my favorite part of death note Pairing-none
2. Light is my second favorite character in Death Note Pairing-light and female OC/SI please someone finish.
74. L ,near, mello hate all of them the gayness and fangirl obsession with them makes me cringe soooooo hard.
1. Nick the awesome Grimm detective Paring-him and Adeline is absolutely the best.
2. Adeline cool witch Pairing-her and nick definitely.
3.Hank cool human who helps nick Paring-none
4.Monroe kinda geeky clock maker also a wolf-man cool Pairing-same as show
5.wuu cool human who also helps Pairing-none
17. Juliette just annoying through the first couple of seasons dont really like the love triangle going on now as Nick and Adelined is the best couple.
1.Joker voiced by Seth green is the best. Pairing-him and femshep please not really a fan of him and Edi
2.Garrus is the heart of mass effect. Pairing-him and femshep or female Si please someone
Kurumu is the only one that actually cares for Tsukune.
1.Glenn was the smartest group member and the best group member. Expected his death but the fact that they fake killed him only to real kill him randomly after a fake out again made me quit the show just felt like we were purposely being messed with rather then it being something with real weight. Made me just really hate the writers rather then Negan as the show intended. Pairing-Maggie
2. Carl whose growth from useless idiot 8 year old to grizzled immoral veteran of the apocalypse has made him my second favorite character. He is the reason i will catch up with the show if it is still on in two seasons. Pairing-i dont know probably someone older as all the girls his age really couldn't handle his personality.
3.Rick main character of the walking dead. Pairing-just really love the pairing of him and michonne and to think we could have got him and Andrea like in the comics (cringe).
Gutts is i think either one of my favorite or my absolute favorite anime/manga protagonist. Pairing-Caska just like canon the gay undertones between Griffith and Gutts actually make sense as its obvious Griffith has a thing for Gutts (which Gutts doesn't return as he is more attracted to Caska) which is what caused him to have his major breakdown which is what eventually caused the downfall of Caska and the Band of the Hawk.
Story ideas (i personally wont do these but i would be nice to see other people) if someone has already written one i would appreciate a PM pointing me towards them
Fem-voldemort x harry or severus
Time travel femharryxseverus
A harry potter self insert where someone lives through a Hogwarts career with character relationships being a secondary rather then a major focus.
A naruto story with the POV of someone dating Naruto
A naruto story with Orichimaru as the focus where he is the main charactor and he is born later then in canon so a younger Orichimaru grows up with the main cast
A naruto story that uses the CRA differently then as a harem excuse
A naruto story with fem itachi and naruto
A naruto story where itachi stays after the massacre and pseudo parents naruto and sasuke, how that would effect canon.
A naruto crossover with prototype that is longer then 40k words and is well written
A warhammer 40k story where the emperor is healed as himself or an SI and tries to fix all the problems of the imperiam
A Berserk story where Guts and caska are saved before griffith rapes her or griffith chooses not to do it or guts manages to prevent it losing only his arm and not his eye and how berserk might have been different after the eclipse if caska was sane and Guts eventually had a son or daughter who is also branded just as he and caska are.
A Berserk short story where griffith finds out that his new body is female and him dealing with that as well as his ongoing obsession with guts
A Berserk story from griffiths point of view canon or otherwise
A Berserk crossover with a variety of different franchises it would be kind of cool if Alex mercer or guts gets virus powers in berserkverse
A Stargate SG1 story where the US military was more aggressive in research and action if they were faced with an existential crisis of aliens out to enslave and kill humanity. This always bothered me as the weapons that they used were always low caliber SMGs they rarely stole or used alien technology to their advantage and they lacked the type of aggressive action that i would think characterizes the US military. even countries that are much more even-tempered and passive then the US would be much much more aggressive then how the characters are in the show. i would see just about any government acting more like Xcom and less like the mass effect tone that characterized SG1.
A Dexter story with harrison returning to Miami older with Deb alive (or not) and having a talk/relationship with his father and siblings eventually learning the whole truth from his father who is just as far emotionally as he was at the end of the show.
A fallout story where the lone wanderer or courier is just as much of an unfeeling strategic killer as i am when i play them acting as a walking reaper killing any who oppose them in a quest to satisfy their unending kleptomania where they only gain some small semblance or morality when it come to large scale choices such as not blowing up megaton sacrificing, self instead of sarah or choosing to rule Vegas themselves in attempt to help people. A self insert where a normal person becomes like that would also fit here.
A self insert hunger games story with someone replacing peeta or katniss
A Lucifer story where Chloe decides to test his blood and finds out he is Trixie's father/inhuman and that they met years earlier while she was dating Dan.
A Lost story where their is no smoke monster but instead some kind of dinosaur and none of the magic and crap or other people on the island happens and instead the people on the island have to build a life there.
A metro story where artyom has to deal with the aftermath of his choice freeing the dark ones from the vault as well as the repercussions his contact with them might have on his new son.
A walking dead story focusing on Carls point of view after his killing at the prison and his continued descent into violence and potentially his separation from the group and going his own way.
A zootopia fic focusing on Nick and Judy's relationship and Judy's problems with potential children
A zootopia fic focusing on a human exploring their society trying to figure out why they are so much like us as well as exploring the little details like genetics ,cultures, and whether the utopian society he sees is natural or the result of futuristic humans creating anthropomorphic animals. The human eventually realizes that the world of zootopia is artificial and created by a bunch of bored ascended human furries who use zootopia as a duel science experiment as well as a vacation spot (create animal bodies when vacation). The human convinces the ascended people to no longer meddle with the world of zootopia eventually living out his life on zootopia with friendships with the main cast as well as relationships which due to genetics explained earlier result in humans eventually the human not long before their death ascends and potentially goes on to be a Random Omnipotent Being that messes with other characters in other places.
A Sword Art Online fic where the main character is tricked into putting on the nerve gear weeks after the death game begins which causes issues with the game causing several different potential issues such as immortality (IE re-spawns like in beta) that other characters dont share. An ability to swear when everyone else is censored would also be an interesting idea from a creative standpoint.
A Harry Potter fic where Harry finds an ancient book of the dead and become a necromancer before he goes to Hogwarts unaware of the wizarding worlds hatred of dark magic his ability comes from being hit with the killing curse as being the last living descendant of the brother to escape death allows him to be immune to the killing curse as well as give him extreme skill with necromancer arts. The story would be similar to canon though harry would be less hated by malfoy and snape as well as losing Ron as a friend hermione being okay with his darkness through her unawareness of wizarding customs and mutual loneliness with Harry. Harry after a conversation with snape learns of his fathers personality disgusted he decides to only raise his mother (third year or later) with it taking months for her to regenerate enough that she can speak again and look human rather then as a rotting corpse. she is horrified by the person harry has become yet she still cares for him and defends him when ever she can though it being more difficult as being dead she no longer possesses magic. harry while grim due to his closeness with death and the dead doesn't commit immoral acts and doesn't kill anyone that isn't trying to kill him first which makes the fights with voldemort much darker and more violent as the undead try to eat death eaters and voldemort as well as harry's new more lethal spell skills harry remains friends with hermione and despite being feared/hated by the order doesn't ever try to go evil as voldemort had done.