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Joined 11-20-11, id: 3446187, Profile Updated: 05-05-17
Author has written 13 stories for Watership Down, Redwall, Thomas the Tank Engine, Total Drama series, TUGS, and Red vs. Blue.

Hello there! I'm ToonGuy, formerly known as Bluebell Rah! Now, why the profile change? Simple. I've been off here for a good while, but I figured I might as well try my hand at this again.

Now, has anything changed? Yeah, and no. I still love Watership Down, but not to the extent that I used to. I'm still Welsh, so there's always that. Still rather slow in the ways of the Internet, but what can you do? I have also decided where my path lies. COMEDY. So yeah, hopefully some more of that will be coming your way.

Yeah, covers it.

Thomas Abridged FAQ:

Favorite Character to Write: Definitely either James or Gordon. Mostly because through them I get to go full OTT mode in my writing. That, and it also makes the eventual karmic fate even funner to write.

Character I Struggle Writing The Most: Toby. Not because of any real hatred towards him, in fact he's still in my top ten favorites from the original show. It's just that it's rather hard to exaggerate a lot of his personality traits without making him a copy of one of the others. So, that's why I tend not to write that much for Toby unless it's a Toby-centric episode.

Favorite Chapter To Write: Probably Escape or Train Stops Play. The former because I really think it's here that I started to nail the mix of comedy and dramatics, and also because I'm adapting one of my favorite episodes of the entire season in all it's glory. The latter because I had a enormous amount of fun writing it, and I am rather pleased with the results.

Least Favorite to Write: This is a tricky one. A lot of seasons 1 and 2 is a little awkward looking back (I have promised myself once I've finished Magic Railroad, I'm going to go back and correct all the spelling errors in the chapters) but I still like my writing. So, yeah, I don't really have one yet.

Character I am Most Excited to Write For: Definitely Emily. If only because she's one of the first major additions that'll hopefully change up the dynamic a bit.

Episode/Special I am Most Excited to Write: Misty Island Rescue! God, I can't wait to mock the hell out of it.

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The Mystery League of 1985 by Etherboy reviews
Another work inspired by the ingenious Draco Orwell of Black Dossier fame, this one chronicles the adventures horror movie survivors battling the supernatural in the 80's Era of Slashing.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Complete
The Black Dossier, Volume II by Draco Orwell reviews
A supplement to the book-within-a book from Alan Moore and Kevin O' Neill's seminal Graphic Novel: 'The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Black Dossier'.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,695 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/24/2014
The Polaris Games by Albatross Zeta
A spinoff to the Ultimate Video Rumble and Megamix Tournament. 14 planes of existence combat each other for the prize of the Polaris Box, in a massive battle royal bouncing from plane to plane. Who will win? That's up to you. There can be only one, as they say...
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,453 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25
Ronald the Replacement Service Bus by LoneDrifter213 reviews
Thomas and Friends has been cancelled, and with a one billion pound franchise ruined. The Executives commission new show to replace their loss...and they choose a bus. Not the just any bus, they choose a bus named Ronald, who is the worst choice for a show.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/15/2016
The Trial of Spencer Gresley Doncaster by RetroCaboose reviews
Young lawyer Edward Stewart prepares for what he thinks will be his easiest case. A walk in the park it may seem for him and his client. But on the Island of Sodor, things are not always what they seem...(Rating has gone up as of the final chapter for gruesome detail)
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Edward, Emily, Spencer - Complete
Chasing a Dream by GAvillain reviews
"You give up a few things, chasing a dream." Silver mentioned this to Jim on his voyage, but now the phrase has truly shown itself on Jim's on quest through the worlds. Massive crossover fanfic in the same style as Kingdom Hearts. Rating changed from T to M as of chapter thirty-two. The first thirty-one chapters are T level content. After that, it gets iffy.
Crossover - Treasure Planet & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Cid H., Jim Hawkins
United We Stand by Historybuff5341
Two brothers, torn apart by fate, both amass their forces. As one unites the most powerful villains bent on power, vengeance and conquest, the other the gathers the greatest heroes in the hope that they can save the world. Together these heroes embark on adventures that will change their lives, and determine the fate of the Multiverse. List of fictions used inside.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2016
DERT by TheDirtGuy reviews
There are a lot of possible team combinations, so every once and a while, you get strapped with one that is nothing but unfortunate. That's where Team DERT comes in with their quest to escape ridicule and obscurity. But sometimes, no matter what you do, you'll never end up on top. A background story with a lot of OCs. Oh dear. Story runs alongside canon.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 10/20/2015
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Thomas Abridged: Volume II reviews
After staving off demons, criminal masterminds, and recreational drugs, the (maybe) dysfunctional engines of the (definitely) dysfunctional North Western Railway are back for another round of alcoholic, foul-mouthed misadventures! Now on TV Tropes!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,255 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/19
Tales from the Abridgement reviews
In between the filming of the TV show and fighting off the coming of a great evil, what is it exactly that the engines on the Island of Sodor do in the moments between? If you guessed what they do in the normal episodes, then you'd be correct! Has minor bad language, maybe a little more as time goes on. May contain small amount of shippings. Maybe not. Haven't decided yet.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/30/2016
Things Change reviews
When the Fat Controller retires, the steam team could be forgiven for thinking that this would be the biggest thing to happen to the Island. But with new friends and enemies on the horizon, Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends will have to go further than they've ever gone before: Both on the Island, and far beyond.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/25
Thomas Abridged reviews
So, Thomas and Friends. You've heard of them, yes (of course you bloody have, you're browsing the Thomas fanfiction selection)? But back to the point; the history books tell you a different tale. This is an island where confusion and delay reign supreme and if anything really useful happens, it's a mistake. This is the Island of Sodor as you've never seen it before.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 140 - Words: 502,617 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
TUGS Abridged reviews
The Tugboat, for it's size, is the most powerful craft afloat. That much is true. But there was a lot more going on behind the scenes of the short lived show than met the eye. Mostly, a lot of bickering. And a race to gain control over the waterways of the Bigg City that could cost those in charge everything. This is TUGS Abridged. Note: Will reference Thomas Abridged at points.
TUGS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016
Living Like This, We Were Already Dead reviews
(AU, Supernatural) Church always thought the afterlife was going to be better than this. Even if he was going to hell, it had to be better than being in the company of five of the most annoying people on the planet, as a ghost, unable to leave and being hunted down by some wacky sort of government nutjobs. Things could not get much worse. He was wrong about that, too.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016
Now Playing, So Don't Go reviews
The Knapford Players proudly present Peter Pan! Yes, all your favorites are here in this fun production of the classic Barrie play. To be held in the Knapford theater, and please, no complaints about injuries sustained. What could possibly go wrong? (Humanized Thomas story. Don't go!)
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015
Flour reviews
Thomas tries to calm James down. Request by Tate310
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Thomas
The Ridonculous Race: Refunds Not Accepted reviews
One year after the very first Ridonculous Race, Don is back again to show a brand new selection of teams backstabbing, arguing, loving and racing their way to one million dollars! With circus freaks, secret daters, inventors and more, this Race will be just as eventful as the last! Does contain some Total Drama characters, will be revealed inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 10/28/2015
Alternate Pathway reviews
My version of series 3. Takes place a days after the second season finale. My first fan fic ever so please understand if there are any errors I will improve.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011
A Perilous Creature Indeed reviews
Rockjaw wakes up, and finds himself wanted at the gates. Rockjaw's ascension into Dark Forest.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Forgiven reviews
One Shot after The Secret of Redstone, Blackberry notices that Pipkin hasn't been talking to her since the events at Redstone. She decides to find out why.
Watership Down - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
Just the Doe next door reviews
Blackberry and Primrose are best friends, but Blackberry feels jealous. One shot based on the TV series.
Watership Down - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete