Author has written 21 stories for Lord of the Rings, Angel, Buffy X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Inuyasha, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.
New chapter uploaded for HP&TME. This would be chapter 21. Yay!
Score. Am happy now.
Sorry about the long hiatus. Had a kid. Got married. Had another kid. Been busy.
But I no longer work at BK!
Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. mimics telephone Hello? Anyone there? normal No, 'cause the phones aren't working!
-- Ianto Jones, Sleeper, Torchwood
'Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?'
'Jimmy, hold on.'
'But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.'
'It's nice to see you risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.'
'Girl like that...worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.'
-- Jimmy Olson and Clark Kent, Smallville, 06x14, Trespass
'I, Elliot Richards, hereafter known as the Damned -- the Damned?'
'How about the Darned, sound better?'
-- Elliot Richards & the Devil, Bedazzled
'In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy manages to save the day at the last moment with crosses and holy water. But everyone knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it began with Blade, and it ended with Blade. The rest of us were just along for the ride. '
-- Hannibal King, Blade Trinity
'So, do I have to take off the rest of my clothes, or can I leave them on?' Pause 'John?'
-- Angela Dodgson & John Constantine, Constantine
'For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. You can't have any, you're two young.'
-- Porthos, The Three Musketeers
'Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.'
-- Mortimer Brewster, Arsenic & Old Lace