Paige Darke
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Joined 02-18-03, id: 344657, Profile Updated: 04-03-09
Author has written 21 stories for Lord of the Rings, Angel, Buffy X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Inuyasha, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.

New chapter uploaded for HP&TME. This would be chapter 21. Yay!

Score. Am happy now.

Sorry about the long hiatus. Had a kid. Got married. Had another kid. Been busy.

But I no longer work at BK!

Thanks.

Paige.

Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. mimics telephone Hello? Anyone there? normal No, 'cause the phones aren't working!

-- Ianto Jones, Sleeper, Torchwood

'Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?'

'Jimmy, hold on.'

'But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.'

'It's nice to see you risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.'

'Girl like that...worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.'

-- Jimmy Olson and Clark Kent, Smallville, 06x14, Trespass

'I, Elliot Richards, hereafter known as the Damned -- the Damned?'

'How about the Darned, sound better?'

-- Elliot Richards & the Devil, Bedazzled

'In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy manages to save the day at the last moment with crosses and holy water. But everyone knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it began with Blade, and it ended with Blade. The rest of us were just along for the ride. '

-- Hannibal King, Blade Trinity

'So, do I have to take off the rest of my clothes, or can I leave them on?' Pause 'John?'

'I'm thinking...'

-- Angela Dodgson & John Constantine, Constantine

'For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. You can't have any, you're two young.'

-- Porthos, The Three Musketeers

'Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.'

-- Mortimer Brewster, Arsenic & Old Lace

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Same Old, Same Old by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
The hunt for Naraku, ten years and still going strong.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Repercussions by Seaouryou reviews
[Inupapa x Women] Hell hath no fury.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Confession by gypsymuse reviews
Everyone has their breaking point. Miroku's just reached his. MS one-shot, lime-flavoured fluff.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Bridges by Tassos reviews
Crossover with Stargate: Xander's real family challenge. After the collapse of Sunnydale, Jack gets a call about a woman he knew over twenty years ago. . . and the son he didn't know he had.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,764 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - J. O'Neill, Xander H. - Complete
Wait For No Man by Gamine reviews
Now complete! Losing a wife is hard enough, but losing a child... some losses are too much for the human soul to bear.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Beneath the Surface by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Inuyasha has a few moments of clarity as he lies gravely injured, alone in the woods. Alone, that is, save for Sesshoumaru...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Inuyasha - Complete
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Last of the Time Lords reviews
The adventures of the Doctor and his latest companion, who is a little on the odd side. Takes place after Series 2. A Buffy Crossover. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Remnants reviews
A series of short, episodic one-shots in no particular order. A tribute to my latest obsession. Each will revolve around a single character or a pair of characters. Warning: Occasionally DARK.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Now You See It, Now You Don't
An odd little blurb I wrote mostly for giggles, a Buffy the Vampire Slayer ficlet with a dash of Doctor Who and a pinch of Torchwood.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Xander H., Dawn S. - Complete
The Moments That Mean So Much reviews
A series of interludes, vignetts, and missing scenes from EH&MSOM.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Small Pearls reviews
Drabbles, ficlets, vignettes, etc.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007
Moments In Time reviews
Series of short stories, oneshots and ficlets. From all different characters. Some are canon, some are AU, some are completely random. Past, present, only one particular arc in chronological order. They go up in the order I write them.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 77 - Words: 34,033 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Rebellions reviews
Angels, demons, apocalypses (or would that be apocalypsi?)...just the usual between Heaven and Hell...Add Crowley, Aziraphale, some renegade angels, a Prince of Hell, and the Angel of Judgement, and you have one heck of a party.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Aftermath reviews
The aftermath.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
All Kinds The Malfoys reviews
They breed all kinds, the Malfoys. Some are darker than others. And some are struggling just to see the light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
All Kinds Moony reviews
He barely remembers his life before the Veil. But he courts Death in his dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Love Conquers Most reviews
Does love truly conquer all? Fifth in the 'Have You Ever Been In Love' arc. B/A, Connor/OC, will be no C/A.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Chapter 10 up. Buffy and Angel grow next door to each other, best friends until they hit high school, when they drift apart. Will her being called change things? B/A. *WIP*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
How Deep Your Love reviews
The AI team searches for Buffy and Paige. Continuation of 'Have You Ever Been In Love', 'Reunion,' and 'Battles To Fight, Wars To Win.' B/A, Connor/OC. Mentions of Gunn/Fred and Cordelia/Groo. WILL BE NO C/A!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Complete
Battles To Fight, Wars To Win reviews
Third in the 'Have You Ever Been In Love' arc. Will Angel ever get a chance to explain everything? B/A, Connor/OC
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Complete
Strange Companions reviews
Sometimes, you meet the strangest people.... B/A. AU. Hopefully different.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Reunion reviews
Buffy shows up at the Hyperion, scared and needing help. Connor/OC, B/A. Sequel to 'Have You Ever Been In Love'.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Complete
Initiative reviews
Angel is captured by the Initiative. B/A. My first fic. I am very fond of it, even though it's not that great in my opinion, but feel free to share yours.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Complete
Have You Ever Been In Love? reviews
Angel and Connor have a heart to heart. AU. Connor/Original Character, mention of B/A. WILL BE NO C/A!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Complete
After All These Years reviews
Despair. A past. Is there hope. Serious fic. Since I believe you can't be three thousand years old and never have fallen in love. L/OC NOT A MARY-SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Complete