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Author has written 6 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Monsters vs. Aliens.

Hey, world! It is I, a (usually) friendly lifeform known in this universe as doofenshmirtzevilincemployee. For ease of typeage (I know it isn't a word. But it should be.), you may call me Norm. Or Doofenbot. Whichever tickles your fancy (ah, don't you just love wierd sayings like that?).

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Yup. I hate Justin Beiber. Point your fingers and accuse all you want... I don't care. I never will! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

So! About me. Yes...

Age: Old enough to be allowed on the site.

Name: Yeah, I'm really gonna tell you that.

Hobbies: Writing, dancing, reading, writing, eating, jumping, screaming "It's ME! I was the turkey ALL ALONG!", writing, reading, writing, watching TV, playing video games, listening to music, writing.

Tends to give the impression: That I'm a very nice, loving soul. Yeah, right. I'm very much insane, so don't rely on first impressions too much.

Favorite color: Purple.

Dislikes: Math. Justin Beiber. Twilight. People who say, "write about this and give me the story by this date". The fact that I may be a slight perfectionist. Writer's block. Bad grammar. Bad spelling. The fact that I can't spell! Vegetables. Influenza. And many, many more things. But I'm in a good mood right now, so I can't think of anything else.

Favorite book: The entire Harry Potter series. Twilight sucks... CURSE YOU, CEDRIC! You went to the DARK SIDE!!!

Favorite movie: Right now it's Tangled... but it's subject to change at any time. :D

Favorite food: Anything sweet and with chocolate.

Fun fact: I taught my teacher how to say "Doofenshmirtz" properly.

I love Phineas and Ferb. My favorite pairings are the ever-popular Phinbella (or Phinabella, or Phineabella, I don't care), and the not-as-popular Fretchen (or Ferbetchen - again, I don't care what you call it!). For those who like Phineas and Ferb, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Here are the pairings I totally, whole-heartedly support (but not in any particular order):

1. PhineasXIsabella (Phineas and Ferb)

2. FerbXGretchen (Phineas and Ferb)

3. Dr. CockroachXSusan (Monsters Vs. Aliens). I know that it's an odd pairing, but think: In a contest of "Get the Girl", the doctor would win hands down. He did use to be human, and not to mention a gentleman.

4. BobXhis Jell-o (Monsters Vs. Aliens) They're so cute together!! XD

5. BoltXMittens (Bolt) Physically impossible, of course. But it's still cute.

6. HarryXGinny (Harry Potter)

7. RonXHermione (Harry Potter). And they were always fighting with eachother... :D

8. AustinXAlly (Austin and Ally). I KNOW they said they didn't like eachother. But I think they're lying... XD

9. AlvinXBrittany (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

10. SimonXJeanette (Alvin and the Chipmunks). MY FAVE CHIPMUNK PAIRING!!

11. TheadoreXEleanor (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

12. FreddieXSam (iCarly). I think they're perfect together... even if Freddie's constantly getting hurt by Sam. Hurting people, in my opinion, is the way she shows affection... XD

13. EugeneXRapunzel (Tangled). So. Cute. I'm. Gonna. Die.

14. Phil the minionXAgnes (Despicable Me). Funny, the comment on the last pairing would fit here well... Yeah, I know it's silly. But I think of it as one-sided. You know, with Phil crushin' on her. Yeah... I digress.

If I think of any others, I'll let you know. There's thousands more, but I can't think of any right now. I noticed, however, that after you've been writing romantic stories for an extensive time (I know I only posted six stories, but that doesn't mean I haven't been writing them...) you start gasping at everything that may or may not romantically imply something. So, yeah. You go crazy. And it gets REALLY annoying. 'Cuz your brain won't stop.

I have a family (obviously) that is quite... family-like. We have our pleasant moments, and our not-so-pleasant moments. :D My family consists of two parents (Mum and Dad), a brother, and a dog. And me.

I'm pretty sure they all think I'm insane. But as I constantly remind my parents, I get it from them. :D

Okay. I'm going the do the "How Much I am Obsessed with Phineas and Ferb" now!

I had to go and correct spelling mistakes in the bold parts. I can't STAND spelling and grammatical errors! They mess with my brain. And if you mess with my brain, suddenly, it's like you've just been hit over the head with a frying pan. And when you look up, I'm holding the frying pan.

How Much I am Obsessed With Phineas and Ferb

You own a brown fedora: Yup! I went as Perry the Platypus for Halloween.

"Watcha doin'?" Is a daily part of your vocabulary: Yes, yes it is.

You have a crush on Ferb: *blushes* Um... if I said no, I would be lying. :D

You know what that little plastic end of your shoelace is called: Who doesn't? :D

You can sing the entire theme song by heart: Yep! I can sing the Extended Version, too. :D

You have built an –inator before: No. Sadly not. Though what I wouldn't give for a "Shut-up-your-brother-inator."

The songs they sing are way better than anything on MTV: YEAH!

You know the dangers of garden gnomes: Totally. They... scare me...

You want to be a Fireside Girl: HECK YEAH! They are so awesome!!

It's not Wummer, it's S'winter!: Well, of course! S'winter is so much awesomer (it's not a word, but it should be!)

TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE!: Probably, although you won't find me time-travelling. With my luck, I'll open up a rift in the time/space continuum and kill the world using Tyrannasaurus Rexes and Doofenbots.

You built your tree house to be like Phineas and Ferb's: I don't have a tree... but if I did, I would.

You named your goldfish Biff: Nope! My goldfish are (going to be) name Danny, Sherman, and Bobbi Fabulous. :D

You think the F-Games are so much better than the Olympics: Of course! They rock!

You have once said… "FINE TRALFAZ!": Only in my head. I'll have to say it out loud real soon...

You have had the "Betty's" song stuck in your head: Yes. Although I don't know the entire song, so it was just the tune.

You want the Platypus toy for Christmas because it does nothing!: And, as such, it can be anything you want! And of course I want it!! WHO DOESN'T?

You know what stars ACTUALLY look like: Um... DUH!! They're filled with milkshake-making aliens!

You have said "OK!" to any of these: OK! There! I said it! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Phineas and Ferb Christmas is your favorite Christmas: Of course! (Besides, I really don't hate Christmas... :D)

You have tried to make a Platypus sound: I have. And it worked! My friends say it's really good.

Ferb teaches you new things every episode: I don't know if he's spoken in every single episode... so I don't really know... but yes. He teaches me stuff. That is awesome.

You check off the things they have done in the theme song: Where are the nanobots?!

You scream when Phineas and Isabella do something romantic: Yes. And giggle insanely, kind of like Candace does when she's in a busting mode. And then I feel like hitting Phineas over the head with something hard. Because he always ruins the mood. WHY, PHINEAS? WHY CAN'T YOU OPEN YOUR EYES?!?!

You read/write fanfic for Phineas and ferb: Uh... duh!

"Gitchee Gitchee Goo" is your favorite song: At this point, it's so hard to choose between "Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day" and "Gitchee Gitchee Goo". They both rock.

The Next American Pop Teen Idol Star! is soooo much better than American Idol: Well, yeah! If Phineas and Ferb performed on it, then of course it's better!

You have seen EVERY episode: Yep! And record the new ones every other week! But sadly, I missed the one where Perry loses his tools... *frantically tries to find an upcoming episode of it*

You have the CD: Which one? Across The First & Second Dimensions, the Christmas one, or the one with the "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" Extended Version? 'Cuz I only have the last one...

You settle your arguments with thumb wrestlings: Oh, how I wish I could... but usually, poking the people I'm arguing with in the belly accomplishes the same thing.

You steer clear of parsnips: Well, I've never seen one. So, sure, I guess I do.

Dr. Feel-Better is so much better than Dr. Phil: Yes. Yes it is.

You almost cried when Perry the Platypus was replaced with Peter the Panda: Yeah... my parents think I'm crazy. Which I am. :D

Love Händel = best band ever!: Nope! It's Phineas and the FerbTones! Or Bowling for Soup...

You built a baking-soda volcano/portal to Mars for your science project: Nope. Sorry.

You know what S.I.M.P is: S. to the I. to the M. to the P. and maybe you can be movin' like me... (it's SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!!)

You have made a lemonade stand: Sadly, I have not. Although, really, when's the last time YOU'VE seen a lemonade stand?

You google searched Danville (it's in Virgina/California): Yes. Yes I have. In fact, I think that there's about 18 of them in the entire United States...

You know what you are going to do today: Yup. Read fanfiction and update my profile!

You want to name your kids Xavier and Amanda: No. My kids are going to be named Phineas, Jeanette, and R.J. (short for Remus John).

You know some of the Fireside Girls' names (Isabella, Gretchen, Holly, Katie, Milly, Adyson, and Ginger): Erm... you pretty much just named most of them...

You want to be part of the O.W.C.A. (Organization Without a Cool Acronym): Well, I'm not an animal. But I would much rather be in the Resistance..

Little Suzie Johnson gives you the willies: *shudder*

You named your part-Chihuahua Pinky: Erm... I have a Labrador. His name is Brody, although I did suggest the name Perry.

Giant baby heads freak you out: They... scare... me... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

You wonder why Linda is never home: Now that you mention it, yes, yes I do.

Phineas and Ferb is your favorite show: Why do you think I'm doing this thing?

You noticed that sometimes it's Slushy BURGER and sometimes it Slushy DAWG: Yep. And I noticed that in "Rollercoaster" (first one, not the musical), Jeremy's voice is all nasally and congested. And, if you look all close and stuff, he looks kind of mean...

You want to bust your brother(s): Yep. Except, it's all messed up! He's the one busting me!

You convince people that Summer belongs to you: I try. I really do. But no one believes me... WHY?

So there you have it.

Oh my gosh! I just found out, by looking at other people's profiles, that some people have favorited my stories! *tears up* I feel so happy... and when I'm happy, good things happen. When I'm not happy... *grins evilly*

And now, I'll be attempting to make my first ever Bolt fanfiction... as well as my first Alvin and the Chipmunks fanfiction... and my first Tangled fanfiction...XD

I've got a bad case of writer's block on the Tangled fic. I know what I want to say, but since I'm following Eugene's train of thought, I have to figure out how he would say it. Ugh. It's so... frustrating...

My first Monsters Vs. Aliens story is up! I'm quite proud of it... I've written most of the second chapter, and thought of an idea for a sequel! I overprepare on my stories way to much. I write, I revise, I revise again... and again... and THEN I post.

Quick question: in Tangled, who wasn't surprised at Flynn's actual name? I thought it suited him.

Do me a very, very big favor. Read my stories. Please. Pretty please?

So that I don't have to keep writing a disclaimer in each of my stories ('cuz I always forget) here's a disclaimer: I do not own any character, excepting my three OCs: Mrs. Gnastee (from "Through Sickness and in Health Class"); Anna (from a story I have not yet published, but intend to as soon as "A Man Called Dr. Cockroach" is done); and Colin (also from the same unpublished story). All other characters belong exclusively to their creators.

I have recently come to the conclusion that I am, indeed, insane. It amazes me that it's taken me that long to realize that. But I guess what should have made it obvious was the fact that, when I try to be normal, I scare myself. :D

I have also recently figured out how to do make a lollipop! --@ TA-DA!

Now, I bid you all farewell, until I can think of anything else to put up here. Buh-bye!

Happy Hunger Games, everyone! May the odds be ever in your favor... And Summer always, always belongs to you. :D

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Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! by AnimationNut reviews
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of Phineas and Ferb? Well, now you can find out. And believe me, some weird and crazy stuff goes on with that crew. Now up, moments from: Father's Day.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,451 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Candace, Phineas, Ferb
Speak Now by Serenity12 reviews
It's one thing for the man you love to get a girlfriend. It's something else entirely for him to take her as his wife.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,115 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
Beyond the Fourth Wall by WordNerb93 reviews
Isabella almost lost her life. Phineas realized his feelings for her. But how will it all come together. Plus, Doofenshmirtz takes a reality check. Sequel to A Midsummer Morn's Nightmare. Phinbella. K-plus for possible action later.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
Who Will Rescue Me? by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
Phineas got his happy ending. Now it's Ferb's turn, and he's going do anything in order to win Vanessa's heart and save her from a jealous ex boyfriend. Sequel to 'Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not'.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,483 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
A Platypus and a dad by StoryMaker7 reviews
Perry is hit by a memory-inator made by Dr.D. He then finds memories of a life he had before a terribal accident. He is Phineas Flyne, former detective, and Candace and Phinea's biological father. Ch7: Candace is now training, but something happens.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Perry, Candace
The Moment I Knew by NexusTehULF0o reviews
There is one specific moment that one knows when things are changing. Flynn Rider - or should we say, Eugene Fitzherbert - is no different. Oneshot. Rapunzel/Eugene.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - [Flynn R., Rapunzel] - Complete
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A Man Called Dr Cockroach reviews
Dr. Cockroach once gave himself the cockroach's ability to survive. And ended up with the head of those he took the ability from. Now he's built something to give him his human form back. But, like last time, he may get more than he bargained for…
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Dr. Cockroach
Through Sickness and in Health Class! reviews
The unit that every child dreads comes to Danville... Health Class! And Phineas, Ferb, and the gang get to take it! Told in Ferb's POV. Rated T cuz I'm paranoid... One of the generes is horror because of how horrified children are at this unit!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Ferb
The Platypus and the Poet: PnF Poems reviews
A collection of PnF poems by me! Seriously, most of them are really good. And I need reviews for this first one. Please read it! Carious pairings, major dissapointments, and LOTS O' PERRY! Rated T from paranoia.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012
Joke reviews
Phineas. Isabella. April Fool's Day. What do you get when you put them together? Problems, that's what. Now read it, before I give too much away... :D Rated T because I'm absolutely paranoid, although it could probably pass as K .
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Flowers and Fedoras reviews
What would happen... if Perry the Platypus, star agent and loving pet... died? This is Perry's funeral. And there may be an unexpected guest that shows up... and by unexpected, I mean completely expected...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Perry - Complete
How Love Feels reviews
My very first ever fanfic! Our favorite oblivios triangular-headed genius finally has feelings for Isabella... but is still totally oblivious to Isabella's feelings for him! What will he do? Phinebella! Rated T cuz I'm paranoid!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Phineas, Isabella