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Joined 11-20-11, id: 3447554, Profile Updated: 12-04-16
Author has written 4 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir.

wheeze* Well, I just now am back from a ridiculously long hiatus. Like, four-or-five-year-long hiatus. Long story short, I was kind of banned from ff.net by my parents because it was lowkey taking over my life. Whoops.

But now I'm in college, and I'm back. And crying, because now I have to look at the trash I made with my own two hands years ago.

Some, but not all of the fics I've already posted will receive a complete overhaul. Those that are not going to be revised will be deleted, either because I'm no longer in the fandom or it's so bad that there's no point in trying to fix it.

But! Fandoms I'm in and planning on writing for include: Phineas and Ferb (fight me), Steven Universe, Miraculous Ladybug, Zootopia Gravity Falls, and various Disney/Pixar movies. There are probably more, but I can't remember everything I'm obsessed with right now, so I'll just add to the list as I remember them.

About me:

Genderqueer and full of fear. Additionally, bi and ready 2 cry.

I am a smol and anxious college bean with an unhealthy attachment to fictional characters. I can't write original characters to save my life, which is why I'm here.

I have a difficult time finishing multi-chapter stories, so bear with me if I suddenly put one of my works on hiatus and post a bunch of oneshots.

I eat criticism for breakfast. Constructive criticism, that is. Goes down a little easier.

My belief is that interesting writing often resembles a shitpost.

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Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! by AnimationNut reviews
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of Phineas and Ferb? Well, now you can find out. And believe me, some weird and crazy stuff goes on with that crew. Now up, moments from: Split Personality.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Candace, Phineas, Ferb
Speak Now by Serenity12 reviews
It's one thing for the man you love to get a girlfriend. It's something else entirely for him to take her as his wife.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,115 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
Beyond the Fourth Wall by WordNerb93 reviews
Isabella almost lost her life. Phineas realized his feelings for her. But how will it all come together. Plus, Doofenshmirtz takes a reality check. Sequel to A Midsummer Morn's Nightmare. Phinbella. K-plus for possible action later.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
Who Will Rescue Me? by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
Phineas got his happy ending. Now it's Ferb's turn, and he's going do anything in order to win Vanessa's heart and save her from a jealous ex boyfriend. Sequel to 'Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not'.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,483 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
The Moment I Knew by pizzapality reviews
There is one specific moment that one knows when things are changing. Flynn Rider - or should we say, Eugene Fitzherbert - is no different. Oneshot. Rapunzel/Eugene.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - [Flynn R., Rapunzel] - Complete
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Back in Ten reviews
Alya and Nino make the mistake of leaving Marinette and Adrien alone together for ten minutes. To pass the time, Adrien and Marinette attempt to have a normal conversation. It's even more of a disaster than you'd expect. Oneshot. Rated T for swearing.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] [Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
The Platypus and the Poet: PnF Poems reviews
A collection of PnF poems by me! Seriously, most of them are really good. And I need reviews for this first one. Please read it! Various pairings, major disappointments, and LOTS O' PERRY! Rated T for paranoia.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012
Joke reviews
Phineas. Isabella. April Fool's Day. What do you get when you put them together? Problems, that's what. Now read it, before I give too much away... :D Rated T because I'm absolutely paranoid, although it could probably pass as K .
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Flowers and Fedoras reviews
What would happen... if Perry the Platypus, star agent and loving pet... died? This is Perry's funeral. And there may be an unexpected guest that shows up... and by unexpected, I mean completely expected...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Perry - Complete