If a robot does the robot is he still doing the robot or is it just dancing?
Ethan. Me. All the unclaimed. Don't let it... don't let it happen again. -Luke Castellean
With great powers...comes the great need for a nap. -Nico Di Angelo
You can find me here: The ocean, that place were us kids are supposed to learn, Camp Half Blood, Seaside, My room, the mall, Books a million (Best fricken book store on the fricken planet ),or in my secret machine that makes you live the book as the characters with no memories of this boring life.
BEST BOOKS EVER:
THE MAZE OF BONES
ONE FALSE NOTE
THE SWORD THIEF
BEYOND THE GRAVE
THE BLACK CIRCLE
IN TOO DEEP
THE VIPER'S NEST
THE EMPEROR'S CODE
INTO THE GAUNTLET
CAHILLS VS. VESPERS:
THE MEDUSA PLOT
A KING'S RANSOM
THE DEAD OF NIGHT
39 CLUES EXTRAS:
THE BLACK BOOK OF BURIED SECRETS
THE CAHILL FILES: OPERATION TRINITY
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS:
THE LIGHTNING THIEF
THE SEA OF MONSTERS
THE TITAN'S CURSE
THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH
THE LAST OLYMPIAN
HEROES OF OLYMPUS:
THE LOST HERO
THE SON OF NEPTUNE
THE MARK OF ATHENA
PERCY JACKSON EXTRAS:
THE DEMIGOD FILES
THE KANE CHRONICLES:
THE RED PYRAMID
THE THRONE OF FIRE
THE SERPENT'S SHADOW
THE GENIUS FILES:
THE GENIUS FILES
NEVER SAY GENIUS
I COULD NAME AT LEAST 100 OTHER BOOKS THAT I LOVE, BUT I WON'T BORE YOU ANY LONGER.
Fav. Couples for Percy Jackson!
SilenaXBeckendorf: I thought it was so sad when he died. :( But I'm happy they get to be together in the Eslyium
Percabeth: How could anyone not. So cute. :)
Thalico: It's okay, but Thalia's a huntress. It would be weird.
BiancaXMalcom: If Bianca hadn't died, sure.
ClarisseXChris: Glad Clarisse could find someone that could make her happy.
Tratie: One word: CUTE!!!
GroveXJuniper: Adorable. Only way to put it.
ArtemisXPercy:How did this one get here! I am fully against a VIRGIN goddess falling in love. She can think a person is decent but really! Besides, that would be taking Percy away from Annabeth. :(
ZoeXPercy: Just read above but replace goddess with hunter. :(
AthenaXPercy: Just pretend this one isn't even here! Blah!!!
AthenaXPoseidon: Better than the one above...
HephaestusXAphrodite: They're married. of course I support them.
PiperXJason: Well... I think Piper/Leo would be cuter.
ReynaXJason: Yes. yes yes yes. They were the original lovebirds, they should be together.
WillXNyssa: Sounds familiar but I can't place my finger on it. Oh well, I support.
ConnerXLou Ellen: Sounds sweet.
Did you know that the average American reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile
If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile
If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.
If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile
If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile
If when ever you and a friend come to a stop in a conversation, and the only way you think to bring it up again is to start talking about PJO copy this and post to your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A PJO FREAK:
1: You think you or your friend(s) is a half-blood
2: You think your best friend (or teacher) isn't human
3: You wish to go to New York to see the Empire State Building
4: Instead of "oh my god"(OMG) you say "oh my gods"(OMGs)
5: You make your friends take the personality test to see who's thier parent
6: (optional) You re-read the series over and over and over again
7. You have a list of songs on your iPod that goes perfect with Percabeth.
8. You buy the new book the exact day it comes out. (SoN was awesome the day it came out. I read it all in one day... minus about 20 hours.)
9. You find yourself having dreams that you (mainly weird dreams that include PJO characters.)
10. Ask for Percy Jackson books for a holiday or birthday (or the money to buy them).
You know you're obssesed with PJO when:
You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times
You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times
Your BFF calls you geek because you sit around and talk about PJO
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead
You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your favorite fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Neptunesdemigoddaughter/BIGGEST PJO fan ever!
List Twelve character from a favorite book in no particular order. Descriptions
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
1. Percy Jackson
2. Jason Grace
3. Thalia Grace
4. Nico Di Angelo
5. Annabeth Chase
6. Piper Mclean
7. Leo Valdez
8. Clarisse La Rue
9. Charles Beckendorf
10. Silena Beaurgard
11. Travis Stoll
12. Katie Gardener
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Piper/Travis? Why? No and No.
Would 5 and 6 make a good couple?
Annabeth/Piper? That's just wrong you sicco.
Do you think Two is hawt? ...How hawt?
Jason? The way I imagined him by Piper's description, Yes.
How would Four and Six work as a couple?
NicoXPiper? Uhhh... not really.
What about Seven and Two?
Leo/Jason? *shudders* You are DISGUSTING!
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Umm... clearing scarring mental image from mind. And THAT would NOT EVER HAPPEN!!!
Can you recall any fanfics about Nine? Were they good?
No, I haven’t read any. But I could try to find some.
Would One and Two make a good couple?
Zeus NO! They're good leaders and should be friends, but not THAT closel. *PUKING*
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Annabeth/Beckendorf or Annabeth/Silena? NO! Neither one will EVER be possible.
Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Percy/Clarisse? Unfortunately yes, yes there is.
How does One feel about Twelve?
Percy - Katie? Notice NO slash. Never would think of her as more than a friend.
Would Ten ever get with Four?
No, because of the fact that Silena would only ever love Beckendorf... at least after she fell i love with him.
What would Two do if Three got Four pregnant?
What would Jason do if Thalia got Nico pregnant. Ummm... I honestly don't wanna find out.
1)and (3) are in a happy relationship until (3) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief, unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Percy and Thalia are in a happy relationship until Thalia runs off with Leo Valdez. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Travis Stoll and a brief unhappy affair with Piper, then follows the wise advice of Annabeth and finds true love with Jason. Awkward. I do NOT like one word of this entire thing.
Would you ever write the story above?
Quick! Who would make the best couple and the worst couple?
Best couple: Percabeth
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." (if you pass this on, you will be accepted into Team Awesome-ness)
I find the colors BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE, SILVER, and BLACK AWESOME!!!!!
STEREOTYPES THAT ARE OFFENSIVE AND FUNNY!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (SO YASSEN GREGOROVITCH RIGHT THERE)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear abercrombie & Hollister. (i dont even wear Hollister)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I can tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. .
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
OKAY, THAT IS OFFENSIVE. BUT AT SOME POINT, I KNOW YOU COULDN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE . . . OH YEAH. I'M WATCHING YOU *DOES EYE TO EYE THING* OH yeaahh.
25 Weird and Random Things to Do in an Elevator (I've had people say that I copied and pasted this and the list below. For your knowledge I found this on Google (I don't own Google) I hate Copy and Paste just to let all readers of my profile know.)
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
25 Werid and Random Things to Do in Class
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them.
You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...
You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (ummm...I'd say about 45%. but when it comes to EVAN? I'm 99.999999% sure. Jake to me is, like, 0% ,I love him in the third book)
You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (I was crying. )
You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (PLEASE, for the love of Percy, DO IT ALREADY.and make every AmIan fan's dream come true.)
Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (I tend to do that a lot.)
You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (I try to)
You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (I can stare at the ceiling and think of it for hours BEFORE falling asleep!)
Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (I drive my Mom crazy. She'll say something, I'll spout some random fact, and my mom just shuts up)
Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Does anyone NOT do this???)
Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (EVERYONE I KNOW DOES!! is that an epidemic??)
You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I LOVE History, actually. reading The 39 Clues made history class way more epic and cooler than usual though)
You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...err, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (I've tried Math. I okay. I'm good with Science. English- more or less. But I got all A's the entire year... and before that... and before that...)
You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) (Ufortunately that's probably true... think about how much they messed up Percy Jackson)
You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it very well possibly could be real (What do you mean, "it's not real"? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???)
Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (WHAT ELSE???)
You have a crush on one of the book characters (YES,YES,YES and YES. A Card Agent,too actually :3 Ian, Dan, Jake... sigh)
You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (I'm trying to buy the complete series... I read the library books. But I've got all the second series, and all the extras.)
You wish you could meet all the authors (Oh, I'd love to! I'd make them give me all the books for free!!BWUAHAHAHA!!)
You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!) (hmm...I'll bring the party hats out next time...)
You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (HECK YEAH!)
You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklin (Ben Franklin has nothing to do with Philippine History...)
You have the first two pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (YES.I.DO Your crazy if you didn't, NOT the other way around)
You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (Haven't they been fighting them since Gideon's time? It said so in book 11)
You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (no... but thanks for the idea)
When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (I haven't. I'd rather say Stupid Vesper)
Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (Is there anything I could think of thinking of?)
You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking each other the same way Hope/Arthur did (umm...kind of, but yes. and I wanna feel that,too)
You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is (I've been wondering about that...)
You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's too cool for that (she.is.ALIVE. what are you talking about??)
You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (WHAT ARE U TALKING 'BOUT... I ALREADY DID!!!)
You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (that is situation dependent)
The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (I'm an Ekat and I'm proud)
You can give the title and color of the books without thinking (OH YES)
You bought a book just because it was written by one of the authors (They're better in the 39 clues)
You desperately want to be in the movie (OF COURSE I DO! you MAD bro?? I wanna direct, produce, and act in it, actually)
You cheer every time someone says "39" (No.. mainly say I LOVE THAT NUMBER! But I like yours better)
You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books (I accidentally stab my poison ring into them.hehehe)
You say "go all Ekat" (What other expression puts it so perfectly???)
39 Clues Creed.
When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre
When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.
When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.
When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.
When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.
When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she went through.
When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.
When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.
When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.
When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.
When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.
When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.
When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.
When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai
When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.
When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.
When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.
When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.
When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.
If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.
roxy5000123, blackstarfairyfiend, Evanescence456, RageRunsStill, Lapulta, Madrigal Queen, luverinreadin, kahilllkid5, amianfreak19, mizzambercahill, booklover39
Not as good as the PJO pledge, though...
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I saw this on another person's profile and it was so funny I had to copy and paste it onto my profile:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
A good or best friend!
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
release one's emotions as by loud talking -blow 2. a person of such decent -blue' -blood' ed ( -_- stupid dictionary)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
I would but I'd rather NOT push my computer over... but that's just me
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Friends :) "Joey, omnipotent." ... "YOU ARE!"
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
America's Home Funniest Videos (sigh... Grandmas)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 5:45, getting out of the car
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
Amian... stupid Evan, he's sweet but I wish he'd just go and ... die.
11. When did you last laugh?
stupid guy on AMF tried to be santa and walk on the roof... let's just say when he wakes up he'll have a HUGE headache.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
white paint, grandfather clock, windows... old people don't decorate much, do they?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My sister... too bad she's my twin
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What was the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Books, and then I'd put it in a bank acount to earn intrest... and not use it in one day *stupid people*
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You don't actually know anything at all about me ,but okay.Um, I'm a Ekat, I LOVE books, I'm a twin, and live on FanFiction.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make 39 Clues real and myself Amy... we all know she's had a hard life but the people that can live a life like that, WOW!
19. Do you like to dance?
No, I'm terrible at it
20. What is the first thing you think when you hear these words: 1)heart, 2)straw, 3) applesauce.
21. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name.
Girl) Katima or Amy (it means 'powerful daughter')
Boy) Max or Ian
And, YES! It is totally a coincidence that two of those names come from the 39 Clues series. I have always loved the names Ian and Amy and always will. =D
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
What would you do if...?
(List some 39 Clues characters in a random order 1-7)
1.) So. What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?
1.) (Nellie) PAAAARTAY!
2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?
2.) (Hamilton) Fall dead on the spot X_X
3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?
3.) (Dan and Natalie) Probably squeal half as much as I will when Amy and Ian get together.
4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?
4.) (Ian and Nellie) I'd fu-lip out!!
5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?
5.) (Sinead) Ummm, later look back, laugh awkwardly, and change the subject.
6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?
6.) (Ian and Amy) YES!!!!! *Starts doing happy dance*
7.)What would you do if (2) made you cookies?
7.) (Nellie) Eat them, cause Nellie is apparently a fabulous cook! =D Yum!
8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?
8.) (Hamilton) Probably ask if he was kidding and the politely decline...
9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a band?
9.) (Ian, Amy, Sinead) I'd crack up, cause these three working together equals, *Loud explosion in background* disaster...
10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?
10.) (Hamilton,Nellie, Amy) Tell Ham to ditch it, and then hang with Amy and Nellie!! =D
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Check!)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
People think you have A.D.D. (EVERYONE!)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (HECK YES!)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (It's really fun, cause I confuse my friends when I start talking in third person...)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (Yes!!)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Well... yeah)
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Of course I'm insane...) =D
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (My mom asked me how that was possible... And then she did it!!)
92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. (OMG! Over half the kids at school would, like, keel over and die!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile. (constantly...)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.(It's sooooo fun!!)
If you ever whacked someone in the soft spot while bowling, copy this onto your profile (Good times, good times...)
If you ever whacked someone while playing the Wii, copy this onto your profile
If you ever asked what an super easy word, like year, meant while playing Scrabble copy this onto your profile (I got pwned by my own little sis in that game cause of this... never again...)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I did one time...)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.(Ian Kabra, I'm looking at you)
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.
This next thing is sooo cool!
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One Word Quiz!!!
You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.
1. Where is your telephone? living room
2. Where is your significant other? nonexistant
3. Your hair? messy
4. Your mother? sleeping
6. Your favorite thing? reading
7. Your dream last night? forgot
8. Your iPod? broken
9. Your dream/goal? author
10. The room you're in? white
11. You hate? stepfather
12. Your fear? SPIDERS
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? college
14. Where were you last night? awake
15. What you're not? tired
16. Muffins? blueberry
17. One of your wish list items? books
18. Where you grew up? places
19. The last thing you did? think...
20. What are you wearing? clothes
21. Your TV? on
22. Your pet(s)? none
23. Your computer? lifeline
24. Your life? books
25. Your mood? confused
26. Missing someone? yeah
27. Your car? dream
28. Something you're not wearing? shoest
29. Your summer? forever
30. Your eyes? blue
31. Love someone? possibly
32. Your favorite color? green
33. When is the last time you laughed? past
34. Last time you cried? yesterday
35. Who will repaste this? EvErYoNe
I LOOOOOOVE you God.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
copy and paste the message
Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
2.If you choose:
3. If your initial is:
4. If you were born in:
5. If you choose:
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
9.If you choose...
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
40 Secrets about yourself.
1. Have you ever been asked out?
2. Where did you get your default picture?
3. What's your middle name?
4. Your current relationship status?
5. Does your crush like you back?
I don't like anyone at the moment
6. What is your current mood?
Tired and sad that I have to go to school soon
7. What color of underwear are you wearing?
I refuse to answer that.
8. What color shirt are you wearing?
9. Missing something?
My personal library
10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would change my choice of practically living at my grandma's.
11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?
Do dragons count?
12. Ever had a near death experience?
13. Something you do a lot?
Write, read, daydream
14 The song stuck in your head?
Flawed Design by Stabilo
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Taylor, my twin ( I'm serious!)
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
To be able to control destinies, including mine
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Caramel Frappe or a Mocha Frappe, mmmmm...
22. What's your biggest secret?
Would it be a secret if I told you?
23. Favorite color?
Green, blue, purple, silver, black...
24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Cartoons: Teen Titans, Avatar, Ben 10, and sometimes Disney (Avalon High wasn't the worst movie...)
26. What are you?
A female human being.
27. Do you speak any other language?
28. What's your favorite smell?
My Nana's homemade breakfast :p
29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?
30. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
I don't remember my dreams, if I have any...
32. What are you thinking about right now?
33. What should you be doing?
34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
35. How often do you talk to God?
Every night or when I'm sad or upset or need help
36. Do you like working in the yard?
Depends on my mood.
37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
38. Do you act differently around the person you like ?
Don't like anyone at the moment
39. What is your natural hair color?
40. Who was the last person to make you cry?
I don't remember, I last cried reading a book
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x) You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(x) Cats are better than dogs.
(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi
Soda or Juice?: Juice
7up or Sprite?: Sprite
Yellow or Purple?: Purple
Blue or Green?: Green
Rock or Rap?: Rock
TV or Movies?: Movies
Scary or Comedy: Comedy
Night or Morning?: Night
Life or Death?: Life
Up or Down?: UP!
Noise or Silence?: Silence
Run or Walk?: Walk
Burger King or McDonald's?: Burger King
Apples or Bananas?: Apples
Mexican or Italian Food?: Italian
Winter or Summer?: Summer
Spring or Fall: Spring
Chocolate or Candy?: Candy
Chicken or Beef?: Chicken
Left or Right?: Left
Doritos or Cheetos?: Cheetos
Cold or Hot?: Hot
Weird or Normal?: Weird
Winnie the Pooh, or Ernie?: Winnie the Pooh
School or No School?: No School
Meat or Fish?: Meat
Long or Short Nails?: Short
Hot Fudge or Caramel?: Hot Fudge
Pizza or Spaghetti?: Spaghetti
Scream or Cry?: Cry
Camera or Digital Camera?: Digital Camera
DVD or VHS?: DVD
Pickles or Cucumbers?: Pickles
Love or Hate?: Love
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Latte or Espresso?: Latte
Outside or Inside?: Outside
Evil or not Evil?: Evil
Clean or Dirty: Clean
Bad or Good?: Good
Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunrise
Truth or Lies?: Truth
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: Simple Plan?
Apples or Oranges?: Apples
Teacher or Student?: Student
Rich or Poor?: Rich
Sports or Reading?: Reading
Cookies or Cake?: Cookies
Town or City?: Town
Birds or Horses?: Birds
Cats or Dogs?: Cats
Monkeys or Penguins?: Penguins
Rain or Snow?: Rain
Sun or Moon?: Moon
Smart or Dumb?: Smart
Cd's or Mp3 Players: MP3 Players
Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Mashed potatos
Motel or Hotel?: Hotels
Bikes or Motorcycles?: Bikes
Trains or Planes?: Trains
Forks or Spoons?: Forks
Family Guy or Simpson's?: None
South Park or SpongeBob?: None
Money or Love?: ... I don't know...
Hamburgers or Hotdogs?: Hamburgers
Nachos or French Fries?: French Fries
Blue or Green Eyes?: Green
Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette
Converses or Etnies?: Converse
Pen or Pencil?: Pen
Beach or Pool?: Pool
Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins
Basketball or Football?: Basketball
Soccer or Baseball?: Soccer
Skittles or Starbursts?: Skittles
Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek
Sausage or Bacon?: Bacon
Skateboard or Roller Blades?: Skateboard
Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller coasters
Wet or Dry?: Wet
Circus or Carnival?: Carnivals
Bath or Shower: Showers
If you support Ian and Amy paste the following on your profile:
Ian Kabra was trapped.
Then he heard it, like a phantom whisper:
"Ian, I'm going to get you."
Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him.
"Ian, I'm at your parents room."
Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work.
"Ian, they're dead."
No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night since Pukhansan.
"Ian, I'm at the stairs now."
Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse. But it was like he was welded in place.
"Ian, I'm at your sister's room."
Why, why did he do it? He liked her, no, he loved her.
"Ian, she's dead."
He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next.
"Ian, why'd you do it?"
He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out.
"Ian, did you care?"
"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came
"Ian, I'm going to get you."
"No," he thought. "Not again"
"Ian, I'm here."
There she was. Amy Cahill, her skin pale, her herself dead, and wielding a knife.
A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest.
Ian woke up in a cold sweat.
Only a dream. It was only a dream. He looked at the clock.
6:42 am. Still time, still time to repent. The time was now. Right now.
He picked up the phone and dialed as quickly as his shaking fingers would allow. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it said. Ian took a long breath, and said:
"I'm sorry, love"
Disclaimer: In case I forget to put this in any of my stories, I don't own anything that you recognize as someone elses work. So please don't sue me!
The 39 Clues by Rick Riordan, Jude Watson, Patrick Carman, Gordon Korman, Margaret Peterson Haddix
Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan
Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling
The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snickett
Keys to the Kingdom by Garth Nix
The Missing by Margaret Peterson Haddix
The Books of Beginning by John Stephens
The Books of Umber by P. W. Catanese
The Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan
The Archer Legacy by Richard Newsome
The Grey Griffins/The Grey Griffins Clockwork Trilogy by J. S. Lewis
The Jaguar Stones by J&P Voekel
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
The Century Quartet by Pierdomenico Baccalario
Ulysses Moore by Pierdomenico Baccalario
Avatar: The Last Airbender
House of Anubis
Couples I ADORE :
Sinead and Hamilton from The 39 Clues.
Amy and Ian from 39 Clues.
Percy and Annabeth from Percy Jackson and Olympians.
Katie and Travis from Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Frank and Hazel from the Heroes of Olympus.
Sadie and Walter/Anubis from the Kane Chronicles
Things that I read about on an empty stomach:
-Slash pairings (I'm not against homosexuality, I just can't read about it, and my attempts to write it are fail.)
-Lemons (Never read 'em, never wrote 'em)
-Incest (Well...it's kind of...disturbing...)
Sad? Read some of these.
Relax. Nothing is ok.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by
Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Smile. It confuses people.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE - then it's weird.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty!
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
You can't spell awesome without ME!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I'm an optimistic pessimist.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
“ I told Tantalus to go chase a donut...” - Percy Jackson
“...donut shops were not real high on my list of sinister forces” - Percy Jackson.
“Im incognito. Call me Fred.”
“With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later” - Nico Di Angelo
The Sisters Grimm
"You may not have heard, but the whole circus-clown-meets-crazy-street-vagrant-look is SO over."
"I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?"- Puck
"That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.
“The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT!” (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table) - Professor Trelawney
Ron: “Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…”
"Funny way to get wizards' to school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?" - Uncle Vernon
The 39 Clues
"In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world." - Amy Cahill
“I like to know what I'm celebrating before I put on a party hat.” - Nellie Gomez
"About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time for some tasty hay! Haaaaaaay!" - Madeline Cahill
It all started when they went to their grandmother's funeral. Secretly, Dan was excited, because he was hoping to make a rubbing of her tombstone after anyone else was gone.
His favorite rubbing read: PRUELLA GOODE 1891-1929 I'M DEAD. LET'S HAVE A PARTY.
Amy was three years older and six inches taller than Dan, and she never let him forget it – like being fourteen was such a big deal. Dan hoped her outfit was as uncomfortable as his stupid suit and tie. Aunt Beatrice had thrown a fit when he tried to go to the funeral in his ninja clothes.
"What are you reading this time?" he asked. "Medieval European Doorknobs? Bath Towels Through the Ages?"
"Nellie's nice!" Dan protested.
"Hmph! This Nellie almost let you burn down the neighbor's apartment building!"
Dan liked her because she made amazing waffles and she usually cranked her iPod up to brain-damage level. She didn't even hear when Dan's bottle rocket collection went off and strafed the building across the alley. Dan would miss Nellie when she got fired.
Dan thought it was kind of stupid they'd hired a hearse to carry Grace a hundred yards down the driveway. They could've put wheels on the coffin like they have on suitcases and that would've worked just as well.
The whole Holt family was way too buff. They had meaty hands and thick necks and faces that looked like G.I. Joe figures. Even the mom looked like she should be shaving and chewing on a cigar.
"Now, girls," Eisenhower said. "We can't go flinging people at the funeral. This is a happy occasion!"
Dan called out, "Most likely to what?"
"In your case, Dan," Ian Kabra muttered right behind him, "to be a stupid American git."
His sister, Natalie, giggled. She was holding an invitation and looked very pleased with herself.
Before Dan could kick Ian in a soft spot, the grey gray-suited guy answered.
"Thank you all for coming," he said gravely. "I am William McIntyre, Madame Cahill's lawyer and executor."
"Executor?" Dan whispered to Amy. "He killed her?"
"No, you idiot," Amy whispered back. "That means he's in charge of her will.
"Oh, yeah?" Dan said. "Well, maybe we're not related! Maybe you're mutant aliens, because real kids don't dress like bankers and fly around in their daddy's privet jet."
Part of Amy wanted to chase down the Kabras and hit them with a chair.
The great hall was as big as a basketball court, with tons of armor and swords lining the walls and huge windows that looked like Batman could crash through them any minute.
It didn't help that Dan was jumping around like he needed to go to the restroom. "One million dollars!" he squealed. "I could get Mickey Mantle rookie card and a Babe Ruth 1914!"
Dan felt a dizzy rush, like the time he ate twenty packs of Skittles.
"Where we going, Dad?" Hamilton asked.
"I don't know. But everybody else is leaving! Follow them!"
Amy's eyes widened. "Wait a minute. I remember reading that back in the 1700s, people used to do that. They would use only one letter if they wanted to disguise their names."
"Huh," Dan said. "So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"
"I'm afraid I can't help you there," Mr. McIntyre said, but Dan could tell from his tone that he was keeping something back. "However, children, there is another…ah, interested party you should know about. Not one of the four Cahill branches, but a group that may make your quest more difficult."
"Ninjas?" Dan asked hopefully.
"Why did Grace autograph the world?" he asked.
Amy glanced over. "She was a cartographer. A mapmaker and an explorer. She made that globe herself."
"How did you know that?"
Amy rolled her eyes. "Because I listened to her stories."
"Huh." That idea never had occurred to Dan.
He hadn't even been allowed to go on the fourth grade field trip to New York last spring because he'd put Mentos in his Spanish teacher's Diet Coke.
"She's been doing voodoo on the world!" Dan said.
"Richard Saunders was a pseudonym," Uncle Alistair explained.
Dan knit his eyebrows. "A fake foot?"
(Amy attempts to explain)
"So we're related to a guy with multiple personalities?" Dan said.
"That's great. Aren't almanacs for sports?"
"Not this kind," Amy said. "This has facts for farmers. It's like a yearbook with useful tips and articles. Franklin put all his famous quotations in there, like 'Early to bed, early to rise,'"
"And 'A rolling stone gathers no moss.'"
"Why would farmers care if stones are mossy or not?"
Meanwhile, Dan was bouncing up and down in his usual annoying way. "I'm related to Benjamin Franklin? You're kidding!"
"Why don't you go fly a kite in a storm and see if you get electrocuted?" Amy suggested.
But he hated his inhaler. It made him feel like Darth Cahill or something.
"Aunt Beatrice dressed as a man?" Personally, Dan liked this idea, because Beatrice definitely had the "evil" factor going for her.
"Mrrp," Saladin said.
"I agree with the cat," Dan said. "After that man in black and Uncle Alistair, I say we make a new RESOLUTION. Stay away from old guys."
"So how do we get an adult?" he asked. "Rent one?"
Nellie pulled out her other earbud. They had her attention now. Three words always worked with Nellie: guys, food, and money.
Nellie frowned. "Why isn't your aunt asking me about this?"
"Oh, she broke her neck," Dan blurted out.
"Hello?" Nellie said to the phone. "Yeah, Dad, listen, I've got a new job for the Cahills."
"Yeah, it's real good money. So I can't make dinner tonight like I promised." Nellie picked up the diamond ring, but Amy snatched it away. "How long? Um… we're traveling. So a few weeks, Maybe… months?"
She yanked the phone away from her ear. On the other end, her dad was yelling in rapid Spanish.
"Dad!" Nellie said. "No, claro. But the fall semester doesn't start for a month, and it's all, like, boring courses. I could just take more hours in the spring and –"
Another burst of angry Spanish.
"Well, if you'd let me go to the cooking school instead of stupid regular college –"
Her dad's yelling got slightly louder than a nuclear explosion.
"Que, papa?" Nellie yelled. "Lo siento, you're breaking up. I'll call you later when I get a better signal. Love ya!"
She hung up.
"He's fine with it," she announced. "I'm in, kiddos."
"Oh, we're glad, too," Ian promised. "Natalie, I believe it's safe now."
Irina frowned, not understanding. Then she looked at Natalie – that pretty girl who seemed harmless in her white dress – and realized the young she-devil had a tiny silver dart gun cupped in her hand, not tow inches from Irina's chest. Irina's heart skipped a beat. She had used such guns herself. The darts could carry poisons far worse than she dared keep in her fingernails.
Natalie smiled prettily, keeping her dart gun aimed and ready. "It was so good to see you, Irina."
"Indeed," Ian said smugly. "I'd shake your hand, cousin, but I'd hate to ruin your special manicure. Do let us know when Amy and Dan are eliminated, won't you?"
Dan shrugged. "Thirty nine is a good number. It's thirteen times three. It is also the sum of prime numbers in a row – 3, 5, 7, 11, 13. And if you add the first three powers of three, 3 plus 3 plus 3, you get thirty-nine."
"We're being followed," she announced.
"What?" Dan said.
"Five cars back," Amy said. "Gray Mercedes. It's the Starlings."
"A Starbucks?" Nellie said excitedly. "Where?"
Nellie didn't need to be told twice. She yanked the wheel to the right and the Toyota careened across three lanes of traffic. Saladin yowled. Just was they were about to slam into the safety-impact barrels, Nellie slipped onto an exit last view Amy got of the Starlings was Sinead's freckled face pressed against the window of the Mercedes, her jaw hanging open as she watched Amy and Dan get away.
"Is that lost enough?" Nellie asked.
Mrrp!" Saladin protested.
"You could've killed us!" Dan had a big grin on his face. "Do that again!" :)
"He didn't invent electricity," Amy said, trying not to sound too annoyed. "He discovered that lightning was the same stuff as electricity. He invented lightning rods to protect buildings and experimented with batteries and –"
"I do that. Have you ever put one on your tongue?"
The librarian adjusted her glasses and left the room.
"Franklin invented those, too." Amy said absently.
Dan frowned. "Librarians?"
"Holy almanacs," Dan said. "That's a big Ben."
Amy nodded. "At the end of his life he was so heavy he had to be hauled around in a sedan chair carried by four big convicts."
"Sweet," Dan said. "I want a sedan chair."
"You weigh ninety pounds."
"RESOLUTION: Start eating more ice cream."
"Check this out!" Dan picked a mechanical arm and grabbed Amy's wrist with it.
"Stop that!" she said. "Franklin made that for getting things off high shelves, not annoying your sister."
"I bet if he had a sister –"
"He did have a sister!
"Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second.
"Whoa!" Dan said.
Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?"
"No, but look! This whole essay – 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on Farts!" Dan grinned in delight. "He's proposing a scientific study of different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!"
"When Franklin was really old," Amy said, "he was the American ambassador in Paris. He was working on a peace treaty to end the Revolutionary War. He had a house in a place called Passy, and all the French thought he was like a rock star."
"They treat fat old gut like rock stars in France?"
"I'm going to regret this," Nellie muttered. "But I might as well regret it in Paris."
"Nellie!" Dan said. "You speak French?"
"Duh. My mom taught French. She was, like, French."
Amy gritted her teeth. "King Louis XVI even put Franklin's picture on a chamber pot!"
Jonah looked at his dad. "Do we have souvenir chamber pots?"
"No." His dad whipped out his phone. "I'll make the call."
"Exactly! Look, you think it was easy for me growing up rich and famous in Beverly Hills?" Jonah paused. "Actually, it was easy. The point is I work hard to stay that way. Fame is something you gotta keep building, baby. Am I right, dad?"
Dan was tempted to stop about twenty times as they trailed Irina Spasky down the Rue de Rivoli. (He wondered if that meant "the Street of Ravioli," but he decided Amy would laugh at him if he asked.)
A few times he wanted to check stuff out – like the cool glass pyramid at the Louvre and the street performers who were juggling fire outside the Tuileries garden. There was also a vendor selling crème glacée, and Dan was pretty sure that meant ice cream.
It was a conspiracy, Dan decided. The entire city of Paris was trying to starve him.
There were computers along the walls, and in the middle of the room was conference table that seemed to be one huge flat screen TV. Irina was alone, leaning over the tabletop. Stacks of paper and folders sat next to her. She was punching commands on the tabletop, making images to zoom or shrink. She was looking at a satellite map of the city.
Dan didn't dare speak, but he locked eyes with Amy.
I want one of those, he told her.
Amy's expression said Shut up!
"Amy, come on!" Dan straddled the railing.
"You'll break your legs!"
"Hang from the edge and just drop. I've done it off the roof at school a million times. It's easy."
Dan's blood was racing. Now that he was out of danger, he realized how much fun he'd just had.
"I want an arsenal! And one of those computer-screen tables. Amy, we need to make our own secret headquarters!"
"Oh, sure," Amy said, still breathing hard. She pulled some change and bills out of her pocket. "I've got about two hundred and fifty-three euros left. You think that'll buy a secret headquarters?"
Eisenhower, the weary leader of the family, bellowed, "Stop it! Company, FALL IN!"
Hamilton and Madison separated and snapped to attention, dropping the Fudgesicles.
Mary-Todd brushed herself off, glared at her children, then fell into line. Reagan held the Eskimo Pies in present arms stance. Arnold rolled over and played dead.
"Right!" Eisenhower growled. "I will not have this family killing each other over frozen dairy products!"
"That's the Île de la Cité over there," Amy said as they walked across, mostly to keep herself calm. "And that's Notre Dame Cathedral."
"Cool," Dan said. "You think we can see the hunchback?"
"Um… maybe later."
Dan was confused. "But… you're not going to kill us?"
"I'm going to help you, stupid." Nellie shook his shoulders gently. "Nobody messes with my babysitees."
"Au pairees," Dan corrected.
Maisen des Gardons did not mean the house of gardens. Apparently, gardons meant roaches.
"I've suspected for a while," Amy said, "but I was hoping I was wrong because it's risky. The Maze of Bones. That's what Mom's note said in Poor Richard's Almanac. We have to explore the Catacombs."
"Is that where they keep the cats?" Dan asked.
"I want a room decorated with bones!" Dan said.
The thing is… look at the dates. See when they started moving bones into the Catacombs?"
Dan squinted at the screen. He didn't see what she was talking about. "Is it my birthday?"
Amy sighed in surrender. "Really?"
The old man sauntered toward them, smiling with his arms out. As he got closer, Dan noticed he had a black eye.
"My dear children!"
Nellie whopped him upside the head with her backpack.
"The Korean dude is down!" Jonah said.
"These are cool," Dan decided.
"Maybe I could –"
"No, Dan," Amy said. "You can't collect human bones."
Dan scratched his head. Then he scratched a skull's head.
"Can you be more disgusting?" Natalie asked.
"Why, does it annoy you?" Dan asked.
"Yes, very much," Natalie said.
"Then my mission is complete," Dan said.
"Why are they numbered?"
Amy wasn't in the mood for his games. "What numbers?"
"Here on the forehead." Dan tapped one of the skulls. "This guy was number three. Were they on a football team or something?"
"I doubt that," Ian said.
Notes, lines, and stanzas were etched in the rock – a complicated song. It brought back bad memories of Dan's piano teacher, Mrs. Harsh, who'd quit giving him lessons last year after he painted her minor keys with Crazy Glue.
As soon they were up, Amy followed, but she knew Jonah and his dad wouldn't stay put for long.
"That was awesome!" Dan was bouncing up and down with excitement. "Can we seal them down there?"
Saladin stared at him as if to say, Show me some red snapper, kid, and I'll think about it."
"You're a thief," Amy said.
Ian hooked his harness to the huge black kite. "Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian."
"So, really, I saved the day," he decided.
"Wait a minute," Amy said. "I climbed onto the roof in the middle of a thunderstorm."
"Yeah, but the clue was in my pants."
Amy rolled her eyes. "You're right, Dan. You are the real hero."
But it could've been worse. At least they hadn't gotten lost forever in the Catacombs or slammed in the face with a box of ice cream.
"No mistakes," the man in black agreed. And together, they watched the cit of Paris spread out below them, ten million people completely unaware that the fate of the world hung in the balance.
Zoe Nightshade (PJO)
Percy Jackson (PJO)
Dan Cahill (The 39 Clues)
Harry Potter (Obviously, Harry Potter)
Rose Weasley (Harry Potter)
Puck (The Sister Grimm, not from a Midsummer Nights Dream)
Daphne Grimm (The Sisters Grimm)
Aphrodite (PJO/Greek Myths)
Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
Sinead Starling (The 39 Clues)
1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner. What happens?
2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
3 Two and Seven are kissing when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?’
9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
11 Why is Six afraid of Seven?
12 Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
13 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
14 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
15 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
16 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)) jasperthewalkingchillpill (The Cullens, Mike Newton From Twilight and Erik Night from HoN), team-jacob-furever (Edward,Emmett, Carlisle Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jacob , .Wannabe_Fantasy. (Gabriel Wolfe-Dark Visions, Stark-House Of Night, Fang-Maximum Ride, Dallas Winston and Ponyboy Curtis- The Outsiders and hell, far too many Twilight ones to list, omc, i need a life so bad) Wildcat97 (Dean Winchester and Castiel from Supernatural, Damon Salvatore from the Vampire Diaries, Jack Dawson from Titanic, Jacob Black from Twilight, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mick St. John from Moonlight, and Le Queen of the Damned), TeamCastiel ( Castiel, Sam, and Dean from Supernatural, Damon and Alaric from Vampire Diaries, Jack and Boone from Lost.) Spike's number stat from1 pet, (Spike from Buffy, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Luicus Malfoy, Castle from Castle. Carlisle. Damon Savlatore, Alaric Saltzman, Angel from Buffy. Gibbs and Tony from NCIS. Danny and MAc from CSI NY. Nathan from one tree hill. Booth from Bones, (wow that's a lot I need a life:( lol, I don't care) WalkingShadow39 (Dan Cahill, Dylan, and Erik night, Xavier woods, and Dimitri Belkiov.)EmpressofRandomness (Nico Di Angelo, Ron Weasley, Dan Cahill, Ned Starling, Leo Valdez...I really need a life). booklover39 (Ian Kabra, Jake Rosenbloom, Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Arthur Penhaligon, and many more. :D )
"Let us find the dam snack bar." - Zoe
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and gernades." - Rick Riordan
"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" - Tyson
"Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." - Rick Riordan
"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" - Percy
"She'd also called me brave... unless she was talking to the catfish." - Percy
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You look back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it. I know you did.
-Copy and paste if...
You think the kids should just give the bunny his darn Trix already
You cried when you finished TLO
You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.