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Favorite Quotes:

If a robot does the robot is he still doing the robot or is it just dancing?

Ethan. Me. All the unclaimed. Don't let it... don't let it happen again. -Luke Castellean

With great powers...comes the great need for a nap. -Nico Di Angelo

You can find me here: The ocean, that place were us kids are supposed to learn, Camp Half Blood, Seaside, My room, the mall, Books a million (Best fricken book store on the fricken planet ),or in my secret machine that makes you live the book as the characters with no memories of this boring life.























































I support:

Fav. Couples for Percy Jackson!

SilenaXBeckendorf: I thought it was so sad when he died. :( But I'm happy they get to be together in the Eslyium

Percabeth: How could anyone not. So cute. :)

Thalico: It's okay, but Thalia's a huntress. It would be weird.

BiancaXMalcom: If Bianca hadn't died, sure.

ClarisseXChris: Glad Clarisse could find someone that could make her happy.

Tratie: One word: CUTE!!!

GroveXJuniper: Adorable. Only way to put it.

ArtemisXPercy:How did this one get here! I am fully against a VIRGIN goddess falling in love. She can think a person is decent but really! Besides, that would be taking Percy away from Annabeth. :(

ZoeXPercy: Just read above but replace goddess with hunter. :(

AthenaXPercy: Just pretend this one isn't even here! Blah!!!

AthenaXPoseidon: Better than the one above...

HephaestusXAphrodite: They're married. of course I support them.

PiperXJason: Well... I think Piper/Leo would be cuter.

ReynaXJason: Yes. yes yes yes. They were the original lovebirds, they should be together.

WillXNyssa: Sounds familiar but I can't place my finger on it. Oh well, I support.

ConnerXLou Ellen: Sounds sweet.

Did you know that the average American reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.


A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.

If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If when ever you and a friend come to a stop in a conversation, and the only way you think to bring it up again is to start talking about PJO copy this and post to your profile.

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot.


1: You think you or your friend(s) is a half-blood

2: You think your best friend (or teacher) isn't human

3: You wish to go to New York to see the Empire State Building

4: Instead of "oh my god"(OMG) you say "oh my gods"(OMGs)

5: You make your friends take the personality test to see who's thier parent

6: (optional) You re-read the series over and over and over again

7. You have a list of songs on your iPod that goes perfect with Percabeth.

8. You buy the new book the exact day it comes out. (SoN was awesome the day it came out. I read it all in one day... minus about 20 hours.)

9. You find yourself having dreams that you (mainly weird dreams that include PJO characters.)
a.) Secretly think are demigod dreams. (Guilty)
b.) You write a fanfic about.
c.) Make whatever happened in your dream come true so you KNOW it was a demigod dream. (Also guilty)

10. Ask for Percy Jackson books for a holiday or birthday (or the money to buy them).

You know you're obssesed with PJO when:

You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times

Your BFF calls you geek because you sit around and talk about PJO

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your favorite fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name








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List Twelve character from a favorite book in no particular order. Descriptions

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus

1. Percy Jackson

2. Jason Grace

3. Thalia Grace

4. Nico Di Angelo

5. Annabeth Chase

6. Piper Mclean

7. Leo Valdez

8. Clarisse La Rue

9. Charles Beckendorf

10. Silena Beaurgard

11. Travis Stoll

12. Katie Gardener

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Piper/Travis? Why? No and No.

Would 5 and 6 make a good couple?

Annabeth/Piper? That's just wrong you sicco.

Do you think Two is hawt? ...How hawt?

Jason? The way I imagined him by Piper's description, Yes.

How would Four and Six work as a couple?

NicoXPiper? Uhhh... not really.

What about Seven and Two?

Leo/Jason? *shudders* You are DISGUSTING!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Umm... clearing scarring mental image from mind. And THAT would NOT EVER HAPPEN!!!

Can you recall any fanfics about Nine? Were they good?

No, I haven’t read any. But I could try to find some.

Would One and Two make a good couple?

Zeus NO! They're good leaders and should be friends, but not THAT closel. *PUKING*

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Annabeth/Beckendorf or Annabeth/Silena? NO! Neither one will EVER be possible.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Percy/Clarisse? Unfortunately yes, yes there is.

How does One feel about Twelve?

Percy - Katie? Notice NO slash. Never would think of her as more than a friend.

Would Ten ever get with Four?

No, because of the fact that Silena would only ever love Beckendorf... at least after she fell i love with him.

What would Two do if Three got Four pregnant?

What would Jason do if Thalia got Nico pregnant. Ummm... I honestly don't wanna find out.

1)and (3) are in a happy relationship until (3) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief, unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Percy and Thalia are in a happy relationship until Thalia runs off with Leo Valdez. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Travis Stoll and a brief unhappy affair with Piper, then follows the wise advice of Annabeth and finds true love with Jason. Awkward. I do NOT like one word of this entire thing.

Would you ever write the story above?

Uh, no.

Quick! Who would make the best couple and the worst couple?

Best couple: Percabeth
Worst: Percy/NIco (Unfortunately, I've seen it befoore.) * shudders at memory *

"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." (if you pass this on, you will be accepted into Team Awesome-ness)

I find the colors BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE, SILVER, and BLACK AWESOME!!!!!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (SO YASSEN GREGOROVITCH RIGHT THERE)

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear abercrombie & Hollister. (i dont even wear Hollister)

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I can tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. .

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist



25 Weird and Random Things to Do in an Elevator (I've had people say that I copied and pasted this and the list below. For your knowledge I found this on Google (I don't own Google) I hate Copy and Paste just to let all readers of my profile know.)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) MAKE racecar noises whenever someone enters or exits the elevator.
24) LAY down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
25) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

25 Werid and Random Things to Do in Class

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
4. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
5. Churn some butter.
6. Conceive a brand new language.
7. See how long you can hold your breath.
8. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
9. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
10. Change seats every three minutes.
11. Shave.
12. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
13. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
14. Start a wave.
15. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
16. Roast marshmellows.
17. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
18. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
19. Take apart your desk.
20. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
21. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
22. Throw your backpack at someone.
23. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
24. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
25. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (ummm...I'd say about 45%. but when it comes to EVAN? I'm 99.999999% sure. Jake to me is, like, 0% ,I love him in the third book)

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (I was crying. )

You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (PLEASE, for the love of Percy, DO IT ALREADY.and make every AmIan fan's dream come true.)

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (I tend to do that a lot.)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (I try to)

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (I can stare at the ceiling and think of it for hours BEFORE falling asleep!)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (I drive my Mom crazy. She'll say something, I'll spout some random fact, and my mom just shuts up)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Does anyone NOT do this???)

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (EVERYONE I KNOW DOES!! is that an epidemic??)

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I LOVE History, actually. reading The 39 Clues made history class way more epic and cooler than usual though)

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...err, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (I've tried Math. I okay. I'm good with Science. English- more or less. But I got all A's the entire year... and before that... and before that...)

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) (Ufortunately that's probably true... think about how much they messed up Percy Jackson)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it very well possibly could be real (What do you mean, "it's not real"? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (WHAT ELSE???)

You have a crush on one of the book characters (YES,YES,YES and YES. A Card Agent,too actually :3 Ian, Dan, Jake... sigh)

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (I'm trying to buy the complete series... I read the library books. But I've got all the second series, and all the extras.)

You wish you could meet all the authors (Oh, I'd love to! I'd make them give me all the books for free!!BWUAHAHAHA!!)

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!) (hmm...I'll bring the party hats out next time...)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (HECK YEAH!)

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklin (Ben Franklin has nothing to do with Philippine History...)

You have the first two pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (YES.I.DO Your crazy if you didn't, NOT the other way around)

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (Haven't they been fighting them since Gideon's time? It said so in book 11)

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (no... but thanks for the idea)

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (I haven't. I'd rather say Stupid Vesper)

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (Is there anything I could think of thinking of?)

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking each other the same way Hope/Arthur did (umm...kind of, but yes. and I wanna feel that,too)

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is (I've been wondering about that...)

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's too cool for that (she.is.ALIVE. what are you talking about??)

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (WHAT ARE U TALKING 'BOUT... I ALREADY DID!!!)

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (that is situation dependent)

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (I'm an Ekat and I'm proud)

You can give the title and color of the books without thinking (OH YES)

You bought a book just because it was written by one of the authors (They're better in the 39 clues)

You desperately want to be in the movie (OF COURSE I DO! you MAD bro?? I wanna direct, produce, and act in it, actually)

You cheer every time someone says "39" (No.. mainly say I LOVE THAT NUMBER! But I like yours better)

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books (I accidentally stab my poison ring into them.hehehe)

You say "go all Ekat" (What other expression puts it so perfectly???)

39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she went through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.

roxy5000123, blackstarfairyfiend, Evanescence456, RageRunsStill, Lapulta, Madrigal Queen, luverinreadin, kahilllkid5, amianfreak19, mizzambercahill, booklover39

Not as good as the PJO pledge, though...

Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
56. DNA = National Dyslexics Association. (thanks to "Riley" for the funny idea!)


I saw this on another person's profile and it was so funny I had to copy and paste it onto my profile:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

A good or best friend!

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

release one's emotions as by loud talking -blow 2. a person of such decent -blue' -blood' ed ( -_- stupid dictionary)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

I would but I'd rather NOT push my computer over... but that's just me

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Friends :) "Joey, omnipotent." ... "YOU ARE!"

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:21 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:26 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

America's Home Funniest Videos (sigh... Grandmas)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

about 5:45, getting out of the car

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?

9. What are you wearing?

10. Did you dream last night?

Amian... stupid Evan, he's sweet but I wish he'd just go and ... die.

11. When did you last laugh?

stupid guy on AMF tried to be santa and walk on the roof... let's just say when he wakes up he'll have a HUGE headache.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

white paint, grandfather clock, windows... old people don't decorate much, do they?

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My sister... too bad she's my twin

14. What do you think of this quiz?


15. What was the last film you saw?

Avengers: 3D

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Books, and then I'd put it in a bank acount to earn intrest... and not use it in one day *stupid people*

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

You don't actually know anything at all about me ,but okay.Um, I'm a Ekat, I LOVE books, I'm a twin, and live on FanFiction.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make 39 Clues real and myself Amy... we all know she's had a hard life but the people that can live a life like that, WOW!

19. Do you like to dance?

No, I'm terrible at it

20. What is the first thing you think when you hear these words: 1)heart, 2)straw, 3) applesauce.

1) Love

2) soda

3) cinnamon

21. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name.

Girl) Katima or Amy (it means 'powerful daughter')

Boy) Max or Ian

And, YES! It is totally a coincidence that two of those names come from the 39 Clues series. I have always loved the names Ian and Amy and always will. =D

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the back of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

What would you do if...?

(List some 39 Clues characters in a random order 1-7)



3. Dan

4. Amy

5. Hamilton

6. Sinead

7. Natalie

1.) So. What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?

1.) (Nellie) PAAAARTAY!

2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?

2.) (Hamilton) Fall dead on the spot X_X

3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?

3.) (Dan and Natalie) Probably squeal half as much as I will when Amy and Ian get together.

4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?

4.) (Ian and Nellie) I'd fu-lip out!!

5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?

5.) (Sinead) Ummm, later look back, laugh awkwardly, and change the subject.

6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?

6.) (Ian and Amy) YES!!!!! *Starts doing happy dance*

7.)What would you do if (2) made you cookies?

7.) (Nellie) Eat them, cause Nellie is apparently a fabulous cook! =D Yum!

8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?

8.) (Hamilton) Probably ask if he was kidding and the politely decline...

9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a band?

9.) (Ian, Amy, Sinead) I'd crack up, cause these three working together equals, *Loud explosion in background* disaster...

10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?

10.) (Hamilton,Nellie, Amy) Tell Ham to ditch it, and then hang with Amy and Nellie!! =D


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Check!)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D. (EVERYONE!)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (HECK YES!)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (It's really fun, cause I confuse my friends when I start talking in third person...)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (Yes!!)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Well... yeah)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Of course I'm insane...) =D

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (My mom asked me how that was possible... And then she did it!!)

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. (OMG! Over half the kids at school would, like, keel over and die!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile. (constantly...)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.(It's sooooo fun!!)

If you ever whacked someone in the soft spot while bowling, copy this onto your profile (Good times, good times...)

If you ever whacked someone while playing the Wii, copy this onto your profile

If you ever asked what an super easy word, like year, meant while playing Scrabble copy this onto your profile (I got pwned by my own little sis in that game cause of this... never again...)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I did one time...)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.(Ian Kabra, I'm looking at you)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

This next thing is sooo cool!

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One Word Quiz!!!

You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone? living room

2. Where is your significant other? nonexistant

3. Your hair? messy

4. Your mother? sleeping

6. Your favorite thing? reading

7. Your dream last night? forgot

8. Your iPod? broken

9. Your dream/goal? author

10. The room you're in? white

11. You hate? stepfather

12. Your fear? SPIDERS

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? college

14. Where were you last night? awake

15. What you're not? tired

16. Muffins? blueberry

17. One of your wish list items? books

18. Where you grew up? places

19. The last thing you did? think...

20. What are you wearing? clothes

21. Your TV? on

22. Your pet(s)? none

23. Your computer? lifeline

24. Your life? books

25. Your mood? confused

26. Missing someone? yeah

27. Your car? dream

28. Something you're not wearing? shoest

29. Your summer? forever

30. Your eyes? blue

31. Love someone? possibly

32. Your favorite color? green

33. When is the last time you laughed? past

34. Last time you cried? yesterday

35. Who will repaste this? EvErYoNe


Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

copy and paste the message

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat)

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but he memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

40 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter

1. Have you ever been asked out?


2. Where did you get your default picture?


3. What's your middle name?


4. Your current relationship status?


5. Does your crush like you back?

I don't like anyone at the moment

6. What is your current mood?

Tired and sad that I have to go to school soon

7. What color of underwear are you wearing?

I refuse to answer that.

8. What color shirt are you wearing?


9. Missing something?

My personal library

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I would change my choice of practically living at my grandma's.

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?

Do dragons count?

12. Ever had a near death experience?


13. Something you do a lot?

Write, read, daydream

14 The song stuck in your head?

Flawed Design by Stabilo

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

I forget...

16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Taylor, my twin ( I'm serious!)

17. When was the last time you cried?


18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?


19. If you could have one super power what would it be?

To be able to control destinies, including mine

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?


21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Caramel Frappe or a Mocha Frappe, mmmmm...

22. What's your biggest secret?

Would it be a secret if I told you?

23. Favorite color?

Green, blue, purple, silver, black...

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?

Cartoons: Teen Titans, Avatar, Ben 10, and sometimes Disney (Avalon High wasn't the worst movie...)

26. What are you?

A female human being.

27. Do you speak any other language?

Some Spanish

28. What's your favorite smell?

My Nana's homemade breakfast :p

29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?


30. Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I don't remember my dreams, if I have any...

32. What are you thinking about right now?

My writing

33. What should you be doing?


34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My sister

35. How often do you talk to God?

Every night or when I'm sad or upset or need help

36. Do you like working in the yard?

Depends on my mood.

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?


38. Do you act differently around the person you like ?

Don't like anyone at the moment

39. What is your natural hair color?

Dirty blonde

40. Who was the last person to make you cry?

I don't remember, I last cried reading a book


(x) You love hoodies
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture.
(x) Sad movies suck
(x) You own/ed an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
(x)You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun
(x)Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night



(x) Cats are better than dogs.
(x) You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
(x) You love to shop
(x) You wear eyeliner.
(x) You wear the color pink.
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.
(x) You hate wearing the color black
(x) You like hanging out at the mall.
(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
(x) You like wearing jewelry

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.
(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
(x) You smile a lot more than you should
(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x) You care about what you look like.
(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)
(x) You love the movies.
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid
(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
(x) Like being the star of every thing

Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi

Soda or Juice?: Juice

7up or Sprite?: Sprite

Yellow or Purple?: Purple

Blue or Green?: Green

Rock or Rap?: Rock

TV or Movies?: Movies

Scary or Comedy: Comedy

Night or Morning?: Night

Hugs?: Depends...

Life or Death?: Life

Up or Down?: UP!

Noise or Silence?: Silence

Run or Walk?: Walk

Burger King or McDonald's?: Burger King

Apples or Bananas?: Apples

Mexican or Italian Food?: Italian

Winter or Summer?: Summer

Spring or Fall: Spring

Chocolate or Candy?: Candy

Chicken or Beef?: Chicken

Left or Right?: Left

Doritos or Cheetos?: Cheetos

Cold or Hot?: Hot

Weird or Normal?: Weird

Winnie the Pooh, or Ernie?: Winnie the Pooh

School or No School?: No School

Meat or Fish?: Meat

Long or Short Nails?: Short

Hot Fudge or Caramel?: Hot Fudge

Pizza or Spaghetti?: Spaghetti

Scream or Cry?: Cry

Camera or Digital Camera?: Digital Camera


Pickles or Cucumbers?: Pickles

Love or Hate?: Love

Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate

Latte or Espresso?: Latte

Outside or Inside?: Outside

Evil or not Evil?: Evil

Clean or Dirty: Clean

Bad or Good?: Good

Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunrise

Truth or Lies?: Truth

Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: Simple Plan?

Apples or Oranges?: Apples

Teacher or Student?: Student

Rich or Poor?: Rich

Sports or Reading?: Reading

Cookies or Cake?: Cookies

Town or City?: Town

Birds or Horses?: Birds

Cats or Dogs?: Cats

Monkeys or Penguins?: Penguins

Rain or Snow?: Rain

Sun or Moon?: Moon

Smart or Dumb?: Smart

Cd's or Mp3 Players: MP3 Players

Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Mashed potatos

Motel or Hotel?: Hotels

Bikes or Motorcycles?: Bikes

Trains or Planes?: Trains

Forks or Spoons?: Forks

Family Guy or Simpson's?: None

South Park or SpongeBob?: None

Money or Love?: ... I don't know...

Hamburgers or Hotdogs?: Hamburgers

Nachos or French Fries?: French Fries

Blue or Green Eyes?: Green

Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette

Converses or Etnies?: Converse

Pen or Pencil?: Pen

Beach or Pool?: Pool

Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins

Basketball or Football?: Basketball

Soccer or Baseball?: Soccer

Skittles or Starbursts?: Skittles

Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek

Sausage or Bacon?: Bacon

Skateboard or Roller Blades?: Skateboard

Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller coasters

Wet or Dry?: Wet

Circus or Carnival?: Carnivals

Bath or Shower: Showers

If you support Ian and Amy paste the following on your profile:

Ian's Nightmare

Ian Kabra was trapped.

Then he heard it, like a phantom whisper:

"Ian, I'm going to get you."

Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him.

"Ian, I'm at your parents room."

Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work.

"Ian, they're dead."

No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night since Pukhansan.

"Ian, I'm at the stairs now."

Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse. But it was like he was welded in place.

"Ian, I'm at your sister's room."

Why, why did he do it? He liked her, no, he loved her.

"Ian, she's dead."

He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next.

"Ian, why'd you do it?"

He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out.

"Ian, did you care?"

"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came

"Ian, I'm going to get you."

"No," he thought. "Not again"

"Ian, I'm here."

There she was. Amy Cahill, her skin pale, her herself dead, and wielding a knife.

"Ian, you're..."

A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest.



Ian woke up in a cold sweat.

Only a dream. It was only a dream. He looked at the clock.

6:42 am. Still time, still time to repent. The time was now. Right now.

He picked up the phone and dialed as quickly as his shaking fingers would allow. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it said. Ian took a long breath, and said:

"I'm sorry, love"

Disclaimer: In case I forget to put this in any of my stories, I don't own anything that you recognize as someone elses work. So please don't sue me!


The 39 Clues by Rick Riordan, Jude Watson, Patrick Carman, Gordon Korman, Margaret Peterson Haddix

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan

Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling

The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snickett

Keys to the Kingdom by Garth Nix

The Missing by Margaret Peterson Haddix

The Books of Beginning by John Stephens

The Books of Umber by P. W. Catanese

The Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan

The Archer Legacy by Richard Newsome

The Grey Griffins/The Grey Griffins Clockwork Trilogy by J. S. Lewis

The Jaguar Stones by J&P Voekel

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

The Century Quartet by Pierdomenico Baccalario

Ulysses Moore by Pierdomenico Baccalario

TV Shows:

Teen Titans

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Ben 10

House of Anubis


Couples I ADORE :

Sinead and Hamilton from The 39 Clues.

Amy and Ian from 39 Clues.

Percy and Annabeth from Percy Jackson and Olympians.

Katie and Travis from Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Frank and Hazel from the Heroes of Olympus.

Sadie and Walter/Anubis from the Kane Chronicles

Things that I read about on an empty stomach:

-Slash pairings (I'm not against homosexuality, I just can't read about it, and my attempts to write it are fail.)

-Lemons (Never read 'em, never wrote 'em)

-Incest (Well...it's kind of...disturbing...)

Sad? Read some of these.

Relax. Nothing is ok.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by

Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Smile. It confuses people.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE - then it's weird.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm an optimistic pessimist.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Favorite Quotes:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians
By: Rick Riordan

“ I told Tantalus to go chase a donut...” - Percy Jackson

“...donut shops were not real high on my list of sinister forces” - Percy Jackson.

“Im incognito. Call me Fred.”
“A god named Fred?” - Apollo and
Percy Jackson.

“With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later” - Nico Di Angelo

The Sisters Grimm
By: Michael Buckley

"You may not have heard, but the whole circus-clown-meets-crazy-street-vagrant-look is SO over."
- Mirror

"I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?"- Puck

"That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.
"How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked.
"Considerably less cool," Puck replied." - Sabrina Grimm And Puck

Harry Potter
By: J.K. Rowling

“The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT!” (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table) - Professor Trelawney

Ron: “Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…”
Harry: “You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…” - Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

"Funny way to get wizards' to school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?" - Uncle Vernon

The 39 Clues
By: Rick Riordan, Gordan Korman, Peter Lerangis, Jude Watson, Linda Sue Park, and Margaret Peterson Haddix

"In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world." - Amy Cahill

“I like to know what I'm celebrating before I put on a party hat.” - Nellie Gomez

"About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time for some tasty hay! Haaaaaaay!" - Madeline Cahill

It all started when they went to their grandmother's funeral. Secretly, Dan was excited, because he was hoping to make a rubbing of her tombstone after anyone else was gone.

His favorite rubbing read: PRUELLA GOODE 1891-1929 I'M DEAD. LET'S HAVE A PARTY.

Amy was three years older and six inches taller than Dan, and she never let him forget it – like being fourteen was such a big deal. Dan hoped her outfit was as uncomfortable as his stupid suit and tie. Aunt Beatrice had thrown a fit when he tried to go to the funeral in his ninja clothes.

"What are you reading this time?" he asked. "Medieval European Doorknobs? Bath Towels Through the Ages?"

"Nellie's nice!" Dan protested.

"Hmph! This Nellie almost let you burn down the neighbor's apartment building!"


Dan liked her because she made amazing waffles and she usually cranked her iPod up to brain-damage level. She didn't even hear when Dan's bottle rocket collection went off and strafed the building across the alley. Dan would miss Nellie when she got fired.

Dan thought it was kind of stupid they'd hired a hearse to carry Grace a hundred yards down the driveway. They could've put wheels on the coffin like they have on suitcases and that would've worked just as well.

The whole Holt family was way too buff. They had meaty hands and thick necks and faces that looked like G.I. Joe figures. Even the mom looked like she should be shaving and chewing on a cigar.

"Now, girls," Eisenhower said. "We can't go flinging people at the funeral. This is a happy occasion!"

Dan called out, "Most likely to what?"

"In your case, Dan," Ian Kabra muttered right behind him, "to be a stupid American git."

His sister, Natalie, giggled. She was holding an invitation and looked very pleased with herself.

Before Dan could kick Ian in a soft spot, the grey gray-suited guy answered.

"Thank you all for coming," he said gravely. "I am William McIntyre, Madame Cahill's lawyer and executor."

"Executor?" Dan whispered to Amy. "He killed her?"

"No, you idiot," Amy whispered back. "That means he's in charge of her will.

"Oh, yeah?" Dan said. "Well, maybe we're not related! Maybe you're mutant aliens, because real kids don't dress like bankers and fly around in their daddy's privet jet."

Part of Amy wanted to chase down the Kabras and hit them with a chair.

The great hall was as big as a basketball court, with tons of armor and swords lining the walls and huge windows that looked like Batman could crash through them any minute.

It didn't help that Dan was jumping around like he needed to go to the restroom. "One million dollars!" he squealed. "I could get Mickey Mantle rookie card and a Babe Ruth 1914!"

Dan felt a dizzy rush, like the time he ate twenty packs of Skittles.

"Where we going, Dad?" Hamilton asked.

"I don't know. But everybody else is leaving! Follow them!"

Amy's eyes widened. "Wait a minute. I remember reading that back in the 1700s, people used to do that. They would use only one letter if they wanted to disguise their names."

"Huh," Dan said. "So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"

"I'm afraid I can't help you there," Mr. McIntyre said, but Dan could tell from his tone that he was keeping something back. "However, children, there is another…ah, interested party you should know about. Not one of the four Cahill branches, but a group that may make your quest more difficult."

"Ninjas?" Dan asked hopefully.

"Why did Grace autograph the world?" he asked.

Amy glanced over. "She was a cartographer. A mapmaker and an explorer. She made that globe herself."

"How did you know that?"

Amy rolled her eyes. "Because I listened to her stories."

"Huh." That idea never had occurred to Dan.

He hadn't even been allowed to go on the fourth grade field trip to New York last spring because he'd put Mentos in his Spanish teacher's Diet Coke.

"She's been doing voodoo on the world!" Dan said.

"Richard Saunders was a pseudonym," Uncle Alistair explained.

Dan knit his eyebrows. "A fake foot?"

(Amy attempts to explain)

"So we're related to a guy with multiple personalities?" Dan said.

"That's great. Aren't almanacs for sports?"

"Not this kind," Amy said. "This has facts for farmers. It's like a yearbook with useful tips and articles. Franklin put all his famous quotations in there, like 'Early to bed, early to rise,'"


"And 'A rolling stone gathers no moss.'"

"Why would farmers care if stones are mossy or not?"

Meanwhile, Dan was bouncing up and down in his usual annoying way. "I'm related to Benjamin Franklin? You're kidding!"

"Why don't you go fly a kite in a storm and see if you get electrocuted?" Amy suggested.

But he hated his inhaler. It made him feel like Darth Cahill or something.

"Aunt Beatrice dressed as a man?" Personally, Dan liked this idea, because Beatrice definitely had the "evil" factor going for her.

"Mrrp," Saladin said.

"I agree with the cat," Dan said. "After that man in black and Uncle Alistair, I say we make a new RESOLUTION. Stay away from old guys."

"So how do we get an adult?" he asked. "Rent one?"

Nellie pulled out her other earbud. They had her attention now. Three words always worked with Nellie: guys, food, and money.

Nellie frowned. "Why isn't your aunt asking me about this?"

"Oh, she broke her neck," Dan blurted out.

"Hello?" Nellie said to the phone. "Yeah, Dad, listen, I've got a new job for the Cahills."


"Yeah, it's real good money. So I can't make dinner tonight like I promised." Nellie picked up the diamond ring, but Amy snatched it away. "How long? Um… we're traveling. So a few weeks, Maybe… months?"

She yanked the phone away from her ear. On the other end, her dad was yelling in rapid Spanish.

"Dad!" Nellie said. "No, claro. But the fall semester doesn't start for a month, and it's all, like, boring courses. I could just take more hours in the spring and –"

Another burst of angry Spanish.

"Well, if you'd let me go to the cooking school instead of stupid regular college –"

Her dad's yelling got slightly louder than a nuclear explosion.

"Que, papa?" Nellie yelled. "Lo siento, you're breaking up. I'll call you later when I get a better signal. Love ya!"

She hung up.

"He's fine with it," she announced. "I'm in, kiddos."

"Oh, we're glad, too," Ian promised. "Natalie, I believe it's safe now."

Irina frowned, not understanding. Then she looked at Natalie – that pretty girl who seemed harmless in her white dress – and realized the young she-devil had a tiny silver dart gun cupped in her hand, not tow inches from Irina's chest. Irina's heart skipped a beat. She had used such guns herself. The darts could carry poisons far worse than she dared keep in her fingernails.

Natalie smiled prettily, keeping her dart gun aimed and ready. "It was so good to see you, Irina."

"Indeed," Ian said smugly. "I'd shake your hand, cousin, but I'd hate to ruin your special manicure. Do let us know when Amy and Dan are eliminated, won't you?"

Dan shrugged. "Thirty nine is a good number. It's thirteen times three. It is also the sum of prime numbers in a row – 3, 5, 7, 11, 13. And if you add the first three powers of three, 3 plus 3 plus 3, you get thirty-nine."

"We're being followed," she announced.

"What?" Dan said.

"Five cars back," Amy said. "Gray Mercedes. It's the Starlings."

"A Starbucks?" Nellie said excitedly. "Where?"

Nellie didn't need to be told twice. She yanked the wheel to the right and the Toyota careened across three lanes of traffic. Saladin yowled. Just was they were about to slam into the safety-impact barrels, Nellie slipped onto an exit last view Amy got of the Starlings was Sinead's freckled face pressed against the window of the Mercedes, her jaw hanging open as she watched Amy and Dan get away.

"Is that lost enough?" Nellie asked.

Mrrp!" Saladin protested.

"You could've killed us!" Dan had a big grin on his face. "Do that again!" :)

"He didn't invent electricity," Amy said, trying not to sound too annoyed. "He discovered that lightning was the same stuff as electricity. He invented lightning rods to protect buildings and experimented with batteries and –"

"I do that. Have you ever put one on your tongue?"

The librarian adjusted her glasses and left the room.

"Franklin invented those, too." Amy said absently.

Dan frowned. "Librarians?"

"No bifocals!"

"Holy almanacs," Dan said. "That's a big Ben."

Amy nodded. "At the end of his life he was so heavy he had to be hauled around in a sedan chair carried by four big convicts."

"Sweet," Dan said. "I want a sedan chair."

"You weigh ninety pounds."

"RESOLUTION: Start eating more ice cream."

"Check this out!" Dan picked a mechanical arm and grabbed Amy's wrist with it.

"Stop that!" she said. "Franklin made that for getting things off high shelves, not annoying your sister."

"I bet if he had a sister –"

"He did have a sister!

"Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second.

"Whoa!" Dan said.

Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?"

"No, but look! This whole essay – 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on Farts!" Dan grinned in delight. "He's proposing a scientific study of different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!"

"When Franklin was really old," Amy said, "he was the American ambassador in Paris. He was working on a peace treaty to end the Revolutionary War. He had a house in a place called Passy, and all the French thought he was like a rock star."

"They treat fat old gut like rock stars in France?"

"I'm going to regret this," Nellie muttered. "But I might as well regret it in Paris."

"Nellie!" Dan said. "You speak French?"

"Duh. My mom taught French. She was, like, French."

Amy gritted her teeth. "King Louis XVI even put Franklin's picture on a chamber pot!"

Jonah looked at his dad. "Do we have souvenir chamber pots?"

"No." His dad whipped out his phone. "I'll make the call."

"Exactly! Look, you think it was easy for me growing up rich and famous in Beverly Hills?" Jonah paused. "Actually, it was easy. The point is I work hard to stay that way. Fame is something you gotta keep building, baby. Am I right, dad?"

Dan was tempted to stop about twenty times as they trailed Irina Spasky down the Rue de Rivoli. (He wondered if that meant "the Street of Ravioli," but he decided Amy would laugh at him if he asked.)

A few times he wanted to check stuff out – like the cool glass pyramid at the Louvre and the street performers who were juggling fire outside the Tuileries garden. There was also a vendor selling crème glacée, and Dan was pretty sure that meant ice cream.

It was a conspiracy, Dan decided. The entire city of Paris was trying to starve him.

There were computers along the walls, and in the middle of the room was conference table that seemed to be one huge flat screen TV. Irina was alone, leaning over the tabletop. Stacks of paper and folders sat next to her. She was punching commands on the tabletop, making images to zoom or shrink. She was looking at a satellite map of the city.

Dan didn't dare speak, but he locked eyes with Amy.

I want one of those, he told her.

Amy's expression said Shut up!

"Amy, come on!" Dan straddled the railing.

"You'll break your legs!"

"Hang from the edge and just drop. I've done it off the roof at school a million times. It's easy."

Dan's blood was racing. Now that he was out of danger, he realized how much fun he'd just had.

"I want an arsenal! And one of those computer-screen tables. Amy, we need to make our own secret headquarters!"

"Oh, sure," Amy said, still breathing hard. She pulled some change and bills out of her pocket. "I've got about two hundred and fifty-three euros left. You think that'll buy a secret headquarters?"

Eisenhower, the weary leader of the family, bellowed, "Stop it! Company, FALL IN!"

Hamilton and Madison separated and snapped to attention, dropping the Fudgesicles.

Mary-Todd brushed herself off, glared at her children, then fell into line. Reagan held the Eskimo Pies in present arms stance. Arnold rolled over and played dead.

"Right!" Eisenhower growled. "I will not have this family killing each other over frozen dairy products!"

"That's the Île de la Cité over there," Amy said as they walked across, mostly to keep herself calm. "And that's Notre Dame Cathedral."

"Cool," Dan said. "You think we can see the hunchback?"

"Um… maybe later."

Dan was confused. "But… you're not going to kill us?"

"I'm going to help you, stupid." Nellie shook his shoulders gently. "Nobody messes with my babysitees."

"Au pairees," Dan corrected.

Maisen des Gardons did not mean the house of gardens. Apparently, gardons meant roaches.

"I've suspected for a while," Amy said, "but I was hoping I was wrong because it's risky. The Maze of Bones. That's what Mom's note said in Poor Richard's Almanac. We have to explore the Catacombs."

"Is that where they keep the cats?" Dan asked.

"I want a room decorated with bones!" Dan said.

The thing is… look at the dates. See when they started moving bones into the Catacombs?"

Dan squinted at the screen. He didn't see what she was talking about. "Is it my birthday?"

Amy sighed in surrender. "Really?"

The old man sauntered toward them, smiling with his arms out. As he got closer, Dan noticed he had a black eye.

"My dear children!"

Nellie whopped him upside the head with her backpack.

"The Korean dude is down!" Jonah said.

"These are cool," Dan decided.

"Maybe I could –"

"No, Dan," Amy said. "You can't collect human bones."


Dan scratched his head. Then he scratched a skull's head.

"Can you be more disgusting?" Natalie asked.

"Why, does it annoy you?" Dan asked.

"Yes, very much," Natalie said.

"Then my mission is complete," Dan said.

"Why are they numbered?"

Amy wasn't in the mood for his games. "What numbers?"

"Here on the forehead." Dan tapped one of the skulls. "This guy was number three. Were they on a football team or something?"

"I doubt that," Ian said.

Notes, lines, and stanzas were etched in the rock – a complicated song. It brought back bad memories of Dan's piano teacher, Mrs. Harsh, who'd quit giving him lessons last year after he painted her minor keys with Crazy Glue.

As soon they were up, Amy followed, but she knew Jonah and his dad wouldn't stay put for long.

"That was awesome!" Dan was bouncing up and down with excitement. "Can we seal them down there?"

Saladin stared at him as if to say, Show me some red snapper, kid, and I'll think about it."

"You're a thief," Amy said.

Ian hooked his harness to the huge black kite. "Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian."

"So, really, I saved the day," he decided.

"Wait a minute," Amy said. "I climbed onto the roof in the middle of a thunderstorm."

"Yeah, but the clue was in my pants."

Amy rolled her eyes. "You're right, Dan. You are the real hero."

But it could've been worse. At least they hadn't gotten lost forever in the Catacombs or slammed in the face with a box of ice cream.

"No mistakes," the man in black agreed. And together, they watched the cit of Paris spread out below them, ten million people completely unaware that the fate of the world hung in the balance.

Zoe Nightshade (PJO)

Percy Jackson (PJO)

Dan Cahill (The 39 Clues)

Harry Potter (Obviously, Harry Potter)

Rose Weasley (Harry Potter)

Puck (The Sister Grimm, not from a Midsummer Nights Dream)

Daphne Grimm (The Sisters Grimm)

Aphrodite (PJO/Greek Myths)

Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

Sinead Starling (The 39 Clues)

1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner. What happens?
Harry Potter invites Dan Cahill and Aphrodite to dinner. WHAT HAPPENS?
Dan tries to use his ninja skills to impress Aphrodite and Harry falls in love with her. Dan, in a mad rage, kidnaps Aphy and eggs Harry’s house...now THAT’S a fanfic idea...

2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Zoe or Puck?
Zoe, for sure, because I AM a girl, and Puck would probably try to prank me in the middle of the night, and then Sabrina would kill me...not good...

3 Two and Seven are kissing when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Percy Jackson and Daphne Grimm...
Sinead...hmm...probably would run out screaming...and then invent some kind of forgetting potion.

4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Dan Cahill falls in love with Puck. Aphy is jealous.
*shudder* MY EYES!
Aphy would probably make a love potion, since she is the goddess of love...

5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Harry jumps me in a dark alley way. Would Percy Jackson, Sinead Starling, or Daphne Grimm save me?
Why would Harry jump me? What would I be doing in a dark alleyway? And, um, probably Percy, since he’s a hero and everything...and Daphne’s too small (no offense). And...um...I don't really know about Sinead.

6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Zoe decides to start a cooking show.
fifteen minutes later: the kitchen is burnt down...Fanfic idea.

7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Dan has to marry either Aphy, Harry, or Katniss
Probably Aphy, since almost every other male is in love with her.

8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?’
Daphne kidnaps Percy and demands something from Rose for Percy’s release.
How can a seven year old mortal kidnap a sixteen year old half-god? And where does Rose fit in?
um...maybe her wand? But Sabrina’s the Magic-hungry one, not Daphne...

9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Everyone gangs up on Dan. Does he stand a chance?
Awesome ninja skills always stand a chance.

10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Everyone is invited to Daphne and Percy’s wedding except Aphrodite.
There go my eyes...
the goddess of love isn’t invited to a wedding...how ironic...
Aphy would probably curse their love life, making Annabeth marry Percy at the end. I’d help. Daphne is nine years younger than Percy...

11 Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Puck is afraid of Daphne? This is something that didn’t happen in the series...(Yes, Puck and Daphne are from the same series)
um...Daphne decides to get back at Puck for all the pranks, so she makes a love potion (her specialty) to make him fall in love with the first thing he sees (wow, like in “a midsummer nights dream” all over again. Oh the irony, since Puck was the star of that play). Puck was afraid of her ever since...fanfic idea!

12 Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Katniss is too late for Daphne and Percy’s wedding.
Katniss...was out hunting...and nothing happens...the wedding goes on the way it was supposed to

13 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Katniss murders Percy’s best friend (lets say it was Harry...) what does he do to get back?
um...use his awesome demigod powers.

14 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Zoe and Puck are in mortal danger. Would he save Zoe?
Hmmm...Puck might offer to help, but Zoe would refuse to be helped by a boy...

15 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Aphy and Dan go camping but they forget food.
Aphy would use her goddess powers to summon food.

16 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Thank you for that memo. Now I am aware that my eyes can stop burning.
Oh gods, now they’re back on fire. Percy and Daphne...divorced, and Percy married Annabeth and lived happily ever after, while Daphne became a crazy cat lady (Sorry Daphne).

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)) jasperthewalkingchillpill (The Cullens, Mike Newton From Twilight and Erik Night from HoN), team-jacob-furever (Edward,Emmett, Carlisle Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jacob , .Wannabe_Fantasy. (Gabriel Wolfe-Dark Visions, Stark-House Of Night, Fang-Maximum Ride, Dallas Winston and Ponyboy Curtis- The Outsiders and hell, far too many Twilight ones to list, omc, i need a life so bad) Wildcat97 (Dean Winchester and Castiel from Supernatural, Damon Salvatore from the Vampire Diaries, Jack Dawson from Titanic, Jacob Black from Twilight, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mick St. John from Moonlight, and Le Queen of the Damned), TeamCastiel ( Castiel, Sam, and Dean from Supernatural, Damon and Alaric from Vampire Diaries, Jack and Boone from Lost.) Spike's number stat from1 pet, (Spike from Buffy, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Luicus Malfoy, Castle from Castle. Carlisle. Damon Savlatore, Alaric Saltzman, Angel from Buffy. Gibbs and Tony from NCIS. Danny and MAc from CSI NY. Nathan from one tree hill. Booth from Bones, (wow that's a lot I need a life:( lol, I don't care) WalkingShadow39 (Dan Cahill, Dylan, and Erik night, Xavier woods, and Dimitri Belkiov.)EmpressofRandomness (Nico Di Angelo, Ron Weasley, Dan Cahill, Ned Starling, Leo Valdez...I really need a life). booklover39 (Ian Kabra, Jake Rosenbloom, Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Arthur Penhaligon, and many more. :D )



"Let us find the dam snack bar." - Zoe
"The dam snack bar?" - Grover
"Yes. What is so funny?"- Zoe
"Nothing. I could use some dam french fries." - Grover
"And I need to use the dam restroom." - Thalia
"I do not understand." - Zoe
"I want to use the dam water fountain." - Grover
"And I need to buy a dam T-shirt." - Thalia

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and gernades." - Rick Riordan

"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" - Tyson

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." - Rick Riordan

"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" - Percy
"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you." - Annabeth
"Why?" - Percy
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?" - Annabeth

"She'd also called me brave... unless she was talking to the catfish." - Percy

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You look back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it. I know you did.

-Copy and paste if...

You think the kids should just give the bunny his darn Trix already

You cried when you finished TLO

You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

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A Very Cahill Christmas by IHeartScience reviews
It's christmas for the cahills and of course choas insues. Jonah/Amy,Hamilton/Amy,Ian/Amy,And Dan/Natalie rated T just because.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise by I Wield The Pen reviews
My first fanfic! Amy, Dan, and Nellie are having a normal day at the Mansion, when Fiske tells them some surprising news... they're hosting another Family Reunion! Takes place a year after the Vesper hostages have been released.Has Amian and later Hamead. Please read and review!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,558 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Before by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
Or, The Perks of Being A Collector. "So let's recap: Dan Cahill and Natalie Kabra were forced to sit together in the same class." Dan personally thought that the experience was horrifying, at least, before he got to know her. :: Dan/Natalie
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dan C., Natalie K. - Complete
The End of a Long Day by wisegirl2772 reviews
In just a few seconds, Amy Cahill made a decision that changed not only her life but the lives of everyone she's ever known. Years later, the Cahills come to terms with the fact that maybe what they thought was true never really was. Before book 7.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
A Lovely Cahill Valentine's Day by musiclover3 reviews
The Cahills go to Jonah's mansion for Valentine's Day. Dan's causing chaos, someone's sabotaging the Valentine's Day party, Ian's ex-girlfriend comes to visit, Amy has a secret admirer, and Dan and Natalie are forced to bond with each other. Some Hamead.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Broken Family by I'm-A-Fallen-Angel39 reviews
A story for fireyjunior35's contest.At a family reunion Amy comes up with a plan to get the Cahills to stop fighting and work together to stop the Vespers.I suck at summaries.Please read and review.Song-fic one-shot OOC/AU not as much as my other stories.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Amy C., Fiske C./Man in Black - Complete
Hey, Starbucks by amianfan102 reviews
This is my entry for IHeartScience's contest. The reason that there's two chapters is because she said she would let me do Hamead, if I did my suckish Amian one. Basically, the promt was, they get stuck in a closet. And, things happen. Enjoy! R&R!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
What Could Happen in a Pantry? by KTRose12 reviews
For IHeartScience's contest. Amian fluff. After all, what could happen in a pantry?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
I Wish by samnightshade reviews
He takes your hand, I die a little. I watch your eyes and I'm in riddles. Why can't you look at me like that? /broken Amian using I Wish by One Direction
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Spas and Blackmail by FallingforWerewolves reviews
The girls drag the guys to a spa. Nuff said. Straight out Amian with implied Hamnead because I love those two so much and Ted complaining about being blind. A lot. Says Hamilton and Sinead for main characters, but has everyone in it.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hamilton H., Sinead S. - Complete
Five Times by Goldenheart11 reviews
The five times someone tried to get Amy and Ian to admit they liked each other and the one time it worked. Lots of Amian AmyxIan and some minor Hamead Hamilton/Sinead
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Heartbreak by kahillkid5 reviews
Amy learns something about Evan that breaks her heart. This is related to my other story. You don't have to have read it though. Amian one-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
What Happened At Midnight by KTRose12 reviews
What all Amian fans wished for in "Fireworks" and didn't get. WARNING: Contains spoilers from Rapid Fire "Fireworks".
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The 39 Clues Quote Archive! by Alex Almighty reviews
Welcome to the Official 39 Clues Quote Archive! Here, will contain the bestest quotes from all the 39 Clues books and series! :D Please enjoy yourself! not like you can't on something this cool:
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2011
Just The Girl by FallingforWerewolves reviews
A fluffy Amian songfic I made based on the song "Just The Girl" by The Click Five. Yes, Ian and Amy are dating in this one as they should be .
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Use your imagination by JR660 reviews
Alex and Tom has to play a word game in class, how will this turn out? One-Shot i came up with playing the game their supposed to play. Please Read and Review!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Adams Middle School Advice Column by Alex Almighty reviews
The multi-weekly advice column where Dan answers YOUR questions with his pen name, Anna Sasin.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Dan C.
Just a Dream by luciangirl06 reviews
Dan Cahill was bored. When you're bored, you do some pretty reckless things. This is not a song-fic. For the Madrigals prompt challenge.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Dan C. - Complete
What Ian Kabra Saw by TheJetsetter reviews
My very first story! Ians decision to leave the Cahills in the cave of Korea. Please review!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Amian A to Z by bookgirl39 reviews
My first attempt at what I think is a Drabble. A through Z discribing Ian's thoughts during the Korea thing. WARNING: kind of sappy. One-shot
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Amian Fans, Unite! by samnightshade reviews
Two-shot! If you agree that Evan gets in the way of Amian, read on! Thanks to IceHeartEli for helping with the plot! So what are you waiting for? "Because Amian is epic, and everyone knows that!"
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Amy's Inbox by Alex Almighty reviews
Amy sends one email that starts many conversations with none other then the Kabras! The story records all their contacting before Medusa's Plot including Vesper's Rising in Ian's perspective! Find out what happens during the times out of the books.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,484 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Dan's Cahill's 200 Things to do When Bored in Math by Alex Almighty reviews
Dan's school life isn't completely boring! He likes to shake it up! When Dan knows math like the back of his hand, he shouldn't have to pay attention! Dan writes a list of the most amusing things to do when bored! The result is totally hilarious!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Dan C. - Complete
The Clue Hunt: Just Reality TV? by Alex Almighty reviews
Amy and Dan reminisce about what would have happened if at the end of Into the Gauntlet, they discovered the whole clue hunt had been reality TV! If all there lives, they were being bred to become a certain character! A funny one-shot! Enjoy and review!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Amy Gets Stuck in Twilight! Help! by Alex Almighty reviews
Amy looked at the creepy dude staring back at her. News-flash! There is an article of clothing called a shirt! And the other man... had he rubbed baby-powder all over himself? How else could he be that pale? In normal life, people aren't that dramatic!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Ian's Slips of Character by Alex Almighty reviews
Every once and awhile Ian accesses a part of his mind that is... well... normal. He can't believe it when he finds himself defacing math.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Ian K.
The Kabra Confession by PinkLemonade519 reviews
After that life-changing night in the Gaunlet, Ian Kabra has some things on his mind. Rated K . Reuploaded for editing reasons.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Ian K. - Complete
How Not to Write Amian by TheWonton reviews
This is an example of how not to wright Amian, or any story at all. Yes, it is a bit, over exaggerated, but I've seen all of these flaws before and I decided to put it all into one fail story. A one-shot, I guess. I wouldn't write this. Review! Thanks! :
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Ian's Lament by eragon23860 reviews
Faced with a choice - his life, or the life of the enemy he loves - Ian must ask himself the one question he's been avoiding for so long - is he a Kabra or a Cahill?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
An Ordinary Day in the Life of Dan Cahill by TheWonton reviews
This is a story from the point of view of a lot of people's favorite character, Dan. It is his version of an "ordinary" day and some well known enemies. Can Dan save the day?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
A Cautionary Tale by DyingOfBoredominNYC reviews
I got the idea for this from storyteller221's contest except it's Natalie/Dan onesided . Oneshot. Flames welcome. People who don't approve of Natalie/Dan may be pleasantly surprised. Rated T because of squeamish people. Also slight Amian.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Dan Cahill: Ninja Master by 1101.jade reviews
I have noticed several fans wish to see Dan use his mad ninja skills on Ian. I hope all of them enjoy this one shot. Rated T in case I was a little rough on Ian.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Dan Is A Nut by psychoticbookgirl reviews
This is a fairly stupid oneshot of the antics of Daniel Cahill. Whoopee.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Handsome, Ruthless and Stupid by greenconverses reviews
Ian Kabra contemplates whether or not he wants to follow in his family's footsteps, and gets advice from an unlikely source. Missing moment from 39 Clues: In Too Deep.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete