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Author has written 12 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.

Profile update: So... I lied about the updates. I need to fix the next chapter of Hostage, and I'm not into Yugioh right now. Don't worry, it'll be updated in due course, but for now I'm on the Naruto kick. I'm marathoning it a second time (this time I'm going to watch the fillers). It's just amazing! One day, I hope to write at least one Naruto story. Oh, and I finally figured out who I'm going to pair Orochimaru with! Jiraiya! *squee!! I'll just have to do a lot of marathoning, reading fanfics, and RPing so I can do these characters right! So, until I get out of this Naruto craze of mine, unless something magical happens, there won't be updates for a while. Sorry guys! :(.

Phoenix of the Moon fans. *sigh* I don't know what my deal is with this story. I can't seem to get motivated. I KNOW what I want to do, it's just getting the motivation to DO it is the deal. It's so hard to get into their characters because they're SOO different. I want to prove that I can write something besides Dark/Caste. (Though, there IS Caste, it's minor compared to my other stories lol). Don't worry, I WILL update this story once I'm able to bust out 10 chappies, send chappie thirteen to the beta. I will post on a Hostage update day if I have to! :). I know y'all are missing the story. And I deeply apologize for the slow updates.

Anyway, please enjoy my stories. I'm sorry the earlier ones are a bit lame. I've really improved, haven't I? :). LOVE my new formatting style!!

Name: Jessica

Nicknames: The Darkshipping master, of course! *scoffs*

Age: Too old! :p.

Birthday: I am an Independence Day Eve baby so you figure that out XD

Zodiac sign: Cancer of course, so I am a sexy waterbender wheeee

height: 5'3 yes I am a shortie :D

Interests: Psychology, Anime, Art, sleeping, and music! :D

Music: Aerosmith, AC/DC, Queen, Adele, Alice Copper, Scropions, Shinedown, Nickelback, Alice in Chains, Distrubed, Rihanna, Chris Daughtry, ALice Karuss, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Seether, Evanescence, Puddle of Mudd, Drowning Pool, Taylor Swift, Macy Gray, Carrie Underwood, Leann Rimes, Reba McEntire, Sugarland, Big & Rich, Brooks& Dunn, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Maroon 5, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Finger Eleven, Meredith Brooks, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Trace Akdins, Saving Abel, Usher, Wackaflocka Flame, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Miley Cyrus, Chris Brown, Beyonce, Warrant, V-Factory, Simon Curtis, Kelly Clarkson, T.A.T.U, Pink, Kings of Leon, Pussycat Dolls, The Fray, The Script, The Wanted, Hoobastank, Celine Dion, Hinder, Jaimie Foxx, Hollywood Undead, Cascada, Trey Songz, Phil Collins, One Direction, Kyla, Kylie Minogue, Mariah Carey, MCR, Linkin Park, Shania Twain, Def Leppard, Jennifer (forgot her last name she sings this song callled crush), One Republic, Martina McBride, Tyga, Pleasure P, Eurthymics, Marilyn Mason, Ozzy Osbourne, Shakira, Kaci Battligalia, Good Charlotte, Breaking Benjamin, Plumb, Celic Woman, Hootie and the Blow Fish, Nazereth, Kenny Wayne Shephard Band, Creed, U2, Leona Lewis, Mario, Black-eyed Peas, Jason Aldean, Kelly Rowland, Rob Thomas, Fuel, Foreigner, Laava, Lifehouse, B.O.B., 50cent, Flo Rida, Akon, Bodyrockers, Zac Effron, Katy Perry, Sara Evans, 3 Doors Down, Adam Lambert, Pretty Reckless, Sting, Pat Benetar, Selena Gomez, 30 seconds to Mars, All American Rejects, Red Jumpsuit Appartice, Tata Young, Advril Lavigne, Ciara, Miss Elloit, Gwen Stefani, Grizzly Bear, Iron Maiden, Collective Soul, Kiss, Snap, (this list will never end lol)

Things I cannot stand: liars, I am very blunt, I don't take to kindly of people lying to me. If you do not like me, then why would you talk to me? I have my opinions you have yours.

Favorite colors: Purple and black

Least: Red

Contact info: on here obviously :D,,

Books: I love to read. I have the entire Yugioh manga set! It's AMAZING! a;lkfa;fafa I'm gathering up the books for the Crank series! I'm excited! a;kfa;lfas Also, Pippa wants me to read a series she likes too. :D.

Anime I like: Yugioh, Pokemon, Avatar, Legend of Korra, Kyo Karah Maoh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

Yugioh: this is by far my FAVORITE anime of all TIME it is simply amazing I STILL beat myself up over NOT watching it when I was a kid *shames myself* but I watch it now! :D

Pairings:That I support 110% no questions asked

Darkshipping(Yami Yugi X Yami Bakura)/Casteshipping (Pharaoh Atem X Thief King Bakura) Loatheshipping (Thief King Bakura X Yami Yugi)/ Hateshipping (Atem X Yami Bakura): okay obviously, I LOVE "Darkshipping" as I'm going to call all of these pairings, I don't know much about Loathe and Hateshipping because I don't usually associate with them...I know that a lot of people hate this pairing one because if you're a Yami fan you automatically hate Bakura and vise versa, well for me, that's not the case. Besides the fact that this pairing is just hot as fuck, there are reasons as to why I support this pairing besides the sexual aspect of it...anyone who knows me and has read my stories, knows that I have a "psychologist" mind, so looking at that aspect of these two, it would make sense for them to be a couple 1) they both lived in Egypt and were trapped inside of the Millennium Ring and Puzzle. Both of them had hard lives, living in the past. Just because Atem was prince, then Pharaoh didn't mean he didn't have a hard life, I'm sure that being Pharaoh isn't all it seems to be. Of course, Bakura had a hard life, watching his family die and being raised by Zorc. I strongly believe that if Atem and Bakura met BEFORE Bakura met Zorc then things might have turned out differently for both of them. Another thing, you can feel the sexual tension between these two, regardless of how they try to mask it up, it's there. I think they are able to understand each other more than anyone else can. They are both kings: Atem is the Pharaoh and Bakura is the King of Thieves, both of them love a challenge and try their best to defeat each other, Yami wants to be the best at everything and he is the King of Games, but with Bakura he has to take the extra mile to do so, which he cannot stand, so it attacts him to Bakura, whether he wants to admit to it or not. Bakura on the other hand, as we know blames Atem for the death of his people, he believes that his father order the attack on his village but since he cannot go after Aky, well, he went after Atem. Honestly, I don';t think BAKURA blames Atem for any of this, I think that, that is Zorc's doing. I think that Bakura does want to avenge his people and make sure that they're happy and in the Afterlife, but I don't think that Bakura wants to destroy the world. There were many years between the event and when Bakura attacked the palace, so a lot had to go through his mind and he had to be raised by Zorc to get his powers and such. Bakura more than likely blamed himself for the events as well as Aky and Aknadin. Bakura has a competive streak as well, I don't think that comes from Zorc, I think he wants to be the best he can be, he wants to be better than everyone else and he knows he can't be with Atem, which what attacts him to him. I think the REAL Bakura is confused about how he feels, since he lost all of his loved ones when he was younger and watched them all die, I don't think he knows how it feels to have feelings like love and happiness. I think that Zorc taught Bakura that those emotions are a sign of weakness. It's obviously clear that Bakura wants to feel them but feels that he is forbidden to do so. I think that Atem is the only person that can truly get through to Bakura because he would be the only one to understand him. Bakura is a control freak not only because of how he was raised (by the Dark God) but because of his questioning personality. I think that Bakura questions things that cannot be explained like love and happiness. Since he was a child watching his village be destroyed, he didn't understand why the events take place until Zorc tells him. I think Zorc manipulated his life, the events of the village attacking the palace, him helping Aknadin read the spell because no one could read the spell book until it got closer to the time for the attacking village to strike even more. I think that Zorc influence Aknadin to attack Kul Elna, so that he would have a way into the real world. I also believe that Zorc kept Bakura alive on purpose so he could use his rage and frustration, using it to his advantage. He knew that Atem could call upon Horakthy to kill him so he used Bakura to get the items, promising him that his people would be set free. At first, Bakura was out to avenge his people, but slowly but surely the darkness and hatred grew too much and Bakura fell into Zorc's trap. I think that this is one of the most realistic pairings there is because of this, I can see it happening, the emotional aspect of it, how these two are so much alike yet so different, I truly believe that these two are soul mates that don't realize it because fate has been so cruel to the both of them. I believe this so much and so strongly that I wrote a story on this pairing called "Impossibly Yours" where Bakura is sent to the Realm of Light, which is what I believe to be Horakhty's realm. I figured since Zorc had one, she would have one as well, seeing as how I also believe they're twins. (light and shadows, good and evil) where Bakura has to find his true self, he is exposed to his own wants, fears and desires, trying desperately to hold onto false lies. Atem has to rescue him after Bakura's family asks him too. I believe taht Atem is the only one that can truly save Bakura from the darkness, becausse he isn't one to give up and he would know how it feels as well, seeing as how he was controlled bhy the Orichalcos (thanks to Zorc of course and his competiveness, as well as from season 0 and the past, though he'd forgotten it, the influences and such would still be there in my opinion). I think Bakura and Atem have a hate/love relationship where they THINK they hate each other based on what they think the other has done, they don't realize why they do it and they don't try to understand each other, Bakura because he was taught that Atem's father killed his people and Atem because he would be the type that always feels he's right, though I think he would care about Bakura if he knew more about him and the same goes with Bakura. I think that they both of emotional problems, Bakura more so than Atem of course. I can see that Bakura blames himself for his loss. My mom died back in 09 and I used to blame myself because of it. I know that it's not my fault but at the same time, I still feel I could have helped her. Anyways, I think that Atem would help Bakura but he feels like he can't because Bakura doesn't want to be helped, since it would take his pride away and the fact he'd get help from his enemy would hurt him even more. I think that these two have a lot of struggles within themselves more so than with each other, I sense sexual & emotional tension between these two. I don't think Atem would have hurt Bakura or lock him away if Bakura didn't threaten the safety of the world, but Bakura, thinking that he was doing right because Zorc said so, would be angry with the fact that Atem tried to stop him and Zorc, saying that Aky ordered the attack, would be furious trying to go after him thinking he died out of fear of realizing that he was still alive. Bakura would go after Atem instead (who would be the next best option) and Zorc, seeing that these two were soul mates would like the idea and that way,Atem couldn't destroy him. Of course, we all know that backfired. I don't think Bakura and Zorc are te same, if that's not obvious enough for you. Yes, Bakura did give into his anger and Zorc used that to take over, but Bakura is NOT Zorc and I cannot stress enough as to WHY I believe such. I believe that Bakura would have gone to the Realm of Light after Zorc was destroyed, being separated from Horakthy. I think his time in there he'd find his true self until Atem had to save him from the darkness. I think that Bakura would still have Zorc's influnecnes and such in him regardless of the fact that Zorc is dead. Another point to make: Atem and Bakura as I've said before are both kings so they're used to getting what they want, but what they really want is each other but they would have to earn each other and that would be hard to do given the circumstances. Bakura is a very blunt person in my opinion yet what he truly wants he wouldn't be able to say because of how he was raised and he would feel it as a sign of weakness. Atem would be the only one that would be able to cause Bakura to lose control and to open him up. Unlocking his true self and setting himself free from the darkness, shattering the walls that Bakura built to protect himself from getting hurt by other people, seeing as how he would feel he'd lose people if he got close to them so he'd try to prevent that because the people he loved were killed and he'd probably have that fear as well if he got close to anyone else. As you can see, I am very passionate about this pairing, it is a pairing that I love and I will support it all the way. At first I didn't like this pairing honestly but the more I looked into both of their situations the more it grew on me and it is one of the pairings I will ALWAYS support and love. I know that it's not popular, which is why I don't have 600 something reviews for my stories, but I really don't care! I know I'm not the only Darkshipper out there!

Puppyshipping: (Joey Wheeler X Seto Kaiba): I believe that this pairing is pretty obvious. I believe that they do their best to try to piss each other off. You can feel the sexual tension between these two as well. I think that Joey being the "street thug" as people would say wouldn't understand how Kaiba could be all business like and not have "fun". Seto being the way he is would think that Joey had too much fun, which we all know Joey and Kaiba both have had hard lives, I think they would be able to understand each other

Mizushipping: (Priest Seto X Kisara): The love Seto has for Kisara is why Kaiba loves Blue-eyes White Dragon, if that's not obvious enough. Seto saved Kisara from a bunch of thugs when she was younger and Kisara saved Seto from Shadow Mage's attack when Aknadin was being possessed by Zorc. Kisara died by saving him, if that's not love then what the fuck is?

Pleashipping: (Priestess Isis X Priest Mahad): I think this pairing is fairly obvious, it's quite obvious that they care for one another in more than a friend type of thing. Also the fact that Ishizu (Isis's descendant) felt something when Dark Magician arrived in the final duel would also fuel this pairing on more..

Deathshipping:( Ryou Bakura X Yami Marik aka Mariku or Melvin): Though these two NEVER meet in the anime, I believe that Ryou would be the one that could save Mariku. Why? Well, since Marik created him he could destroy him but since Mariku is hatred and anger of Marik it wouldn't make much sense for Marik to save his other half now would it? Ryou would be the best for the job one because Bakura is is Yami and I believe Ryou could hold his on against Mariku. Anotehr reason is because Mariku would be intrigued by Ryou's innocent apparance then later finds out that he is into Occult...I think that Mariku would be saved and treated as a real person by Ryou not someone who wants everyone dead, Ryou can see the good in everyone.

Yugioh pairings I like:






Outcastshipping (if done right. Very picky haha)






Bronzeshipping (only if Malik and Marik are separated)






Disliked pairings:



Any pairing dealing with incest (including step)

Any pairings involving weird shit like Diabound and Bakura.

Tendershipping (unless you do it good then I'll read it.)

Yugigoh GX pairings I like:





Yugioh 5D's










Yu Yu Hakusho:


My completed stories/One-shots:

Undone: (Darkshipping)This story is set during Battle City...Yami goes to talk to Bakura needing his advice on something important. Darkshipping.

Play Thing: (Darkshipping) The story is set in Episode 200 where Bakura and Yami are in the alleyway after Weevil and Rex try to steal the items...Yami wants to know why Bakura hates him so much but Bakura refuses to tell, telling him that the only way he'll tell is if he wins the game he has planned

He is: (Thiefshipping): Marik gets married to Bakura and he tells us how he feels about Bakura

Crazy Dark Drivers: The Hikari's get a crazy idea that they should teach their Yami's to drive and whoever wins gets to tell all the Yami's what do to...(separate bodies): Thief, Death, Puzzleshipping

The King of Thieves: (Casteshipping): On Bakura's 7th bday he watched his people get killed, only having Zorc at his side, he is tormented by him, then he finds Atem who he befriends, later he finds out he's the only one that can break the curse...

Impossibly Yours: (Casteshipping): Bakura is sent to the Realm of Light to serve his punishment for trying to destroy the world, and the only way he can be saved is for his true soul mate to unlock him. Atem is in the Afterlife and is content, everything's perfect but he isn't happy. Bakura's mother demands that Atem save Bakura but Atem refuses until he finds out more about the real Bakura, when he goes off to rescue him thinking he's only doing it out of the kindness of his heart, he discovers it to be more.

The Way I Fell for You: (Darkshipping): Bakura is captured by Dartz in an attempt to capture the darkness that controls Bakura and as bait for Yami. Yami is captured by the Great Leviathan and Bakura must save him...

Fang:(Darkshipping, Puppyshipping, Anikishipping, Deathshipping, one-sided Thiefshipping, Pleashipping, & probably some others I can't think of right now...GX characters)Bakura is the prince of the werewolf kingdom Hazu, ever since he can remember, his people have been at war with the vampire kingdom, Syan, ruled by Dartz. Bakura's twin brother and sister, Ryou and Amane are captured, Bakura seeks to find them, being captured himself, Azizi, Bakura's father goes to Syan to get his children back, sacrificing his life for their freedom. Dartz promises that he'll leave the kingdom alone if he leaves, Bakura agrees, leaving Hazu to go to Domino to start a new life,He becomes interested in Yami the brother of Yugi and Atem, they become best friends and eventually lovers Dartz doesn't keep his word. Hazu is destroyed, those who survive search for Bakura, wanting him to come back to defeat Dartz. He refuses, saying he can't leave. Crimes go up in Domino, people are dying/missing. Bakura decides to create a pack to destroy the vampires, but when Yugi's caught in one of those traps, everything falls apart.

Scarlet Storms: (Darkshipping): Atem calls upon Horakhty to end Zorc, but when he's about to deliver the finishing blow he starts reminiscing about Bakura, he asks Horakhty to set Bakura free. Atem is forced to stay on earth where he is forced to take care of Bakura and extinguish the darkness from his heart. What happens when Atem starts falling for Bakura and will Bakura ever be able to let go of his darkness and set his and Atem's spirits free?

Stories in Progress:

Hostage: (Caste, Death, Sun, Mizu...): "We're the same. Bounded by fate. We've captured each other. We know more than the other ever wanted anyone to see. I'm your hostage just as much as you are mine. Never forget that." The line between love and hate, justice and unjustice, good and evil may be the undoing if they don't break the wall that separates them from their worlds.

My very first collab story! This is the revised version. I technically still have the first version. Sometimes, I look back at it if I want to use something from it, but most of the time the new stuff is straight from the heart and our crazy, wonderful minds. I do hope y'all will enjoy the new version! Thank you for the fans who supported the old one, and to the fans who are supporting the new one! :).

Phoenix of the Moon: (Yami, Hikari, Casteshipping: Pain isn't always clear especially when it's buried deep within you, eating you alive from the inside out. And running away from it only causes problems until you fall for the one you despise and hate the one you fell in love with so hard.

This story is a joy to write despite the fact it's hard to do so. It's actually a lot of fun writing in the past for one story and modern day for another lol.

Story ideas that I may get around to one day haha:

Change of Heart: (Puppyshipping, possibly other pairings as well): During Battle City, Joey changed history: he defeated Ra, how does Seto feel about this and what lengths will he go to figure out how Joey did the impossible?

Okay, so I wrote this story before but it was lame so I'm rewriting it, I have no idea when it'll be posted, but it shall be ASAP. I want to do something different than Seto saves Joey from his dad, everyone does that, I have to make a great impression on my first Puppyshipping story don't I?

Wicked Roses: (Cageshipping): (AU) What if Yami was taken to a mental institution? Yugi and Atem, Yami's brothers, see that Yami has a problem, it's been going on for years, they've done everything they can, but their brother is only getting worse, so they decide to put him in a mental institution. There he meets Bakura and Marik, will Yami be able to help his new friends, or will he fall along side with them?

Deadly to the Heart: (Puppyshipping) (Au): Jou and Seto are the princes of the rivaling kingdoms. Jou is the prince of the Black Kingdom who worships Red-eyes Black Dragon, while Seto is the prince of the White Kingdom, who worships Blue-eyes White Dragon. Their fathers have been at war with each other for years, trying to prove who's stronger. Tired of his father's abusement, Jou runs away with his sister, only to be found by Seto, Seto brings them back into the White Kingdom, in secret, telling them they don't have to go back if Jou can help him get rid of his father once and for all. Jou agrees, now Seto is the king of the White Kingdom and when he finds out he's the chosen one, will he choose to destroy Jou's kingdom?

Aurora: (Klepto and Prideshipping) (Au): Bakura and Atem were once lovers in the past and something went horribly wrong. To get revenge, Bakura kidnaps Yugi when they win a trip to an exotic island and the only way to save him is to play Bakura's game...

Favorite Duel Monsters/Ka Monsters: Diabound, Diabound Kernel, all of Bakura's monsters, Blue-eyes White Dragon, Blue-eyes Ultimate Dragon, Dark Magician, Dark Magician Girl, (and all of the magician creatures) umm I know there's more but I can't think of any right now lol

Favorite Yugioh Quotes:


"is that a monster or a desert topping"

"Those pawns of yours just don't know when to quit" (yami they're friends not pawns) "Oh how very insenstive of me, I forgot how much you care"

Yami: You mean, you are Zorc Bakura: surprise how's that for a twist?

"Let me put it this way for you, when the last grain of sand falls, the ruler of the darkest shadows shall arise"

"Diabound annihalate him with your Helical Shock Wave"

"Did I mention that time is up?"

"My time freezing hourglass!

"Now, Diabound use the power of blue-eyes, white ligtning attack"

"You fools, step aside if you value your souls!"

"You can't contain me!"

"Foolish mortal!"

"I'm a Thief and a stealer of souls...

"No one shall have the Millennium Puzzle but me"

"Your life is nothing more than a puzzle wrapped in a game"

"Well, it looks like I'm famous, what an honor"

"If getting everything you want all there is to being a king, then as the king of thieves, I'm truly the king of kings!"

"Don't you realize that I am the darkness" Mariku: "What's that supposed to mean? Bakura: "it means I can't be destroyed, you haven't seen the last of me"

"I hear the Shadow Realm is lovely this time of year, let's find out if it's true"

Yami: You mean, you are Zorc? bakura: "Surprise! How's that for a twist?"

"You destroyed my homeland, took away my family and left me with nothing!"

"Do you know the legend of this cemetary? Listen.
This cemetary is haunted by a ghost of a knight who lost his head in battle.
When the clock strikes midnight he rises up from his grave in search of his missing head.
Bones: :hears clanking: "AHHHH!!"
:Hologram of Headless Knight appears:
Yami Bakura: "You have seen him, now! Meet Headless Knight!" (I about die every time)

Sid: Disappoint cuz you can't move? Bakura: On the contrary, I'm disappointed because I have to end this game and I wanted to prolong your misery"

"This isn't over Pharaoh, your empire shall crumple and Zorc the Dark One shall rise!"

"Whuy don't you tell your little fan club to settle down back there"

"I knew it, I knew it all along, you're nothing without the Pharaoh, he'/s the king of games, you're nothing but a frighten child"

"Wrong, b/c with the help of your other half, I will surely prevail"

"I know how the Shadow Realm opporates, besides it's you who will be swallowed by the darkness"

"Dark Necrofilla Shokang"

"Anxious to lose are we?"

"And where do you think you're going?"

"These two deliquents got exactly what they deserved, they tried to take something that didn't belong to them, so I sent them to the Shadow Realm" Yugi(horrified): You sent them to the Shadow Realm?" Bakura: You should be showing a little more gratitude!" (haha he does man!)

"Let the showdown commence"

"Pardon the interruption, but apparently someone left me off the guest list!"

"So the virtous Mahad fights dirty?"

"Oh I must have forgotten to mention this: My Diabound has the unique ability to inherit the powers of every monster he defeats in battle" Mahad: That cannot be" Bakura: "It's true, you could say, I'm not the only one with the knack for stealing things"

"Come forth, almighty Diabound"

"You fools! Thanks to the Pharaoh, I have the power of an Egyptian God as well! Diabound Thunder Force Attack"

"yes, double the destruction, double the fun"

"And you seemed to have forgotten this isn't one of your little card tournaments, and as you are about to find out, in this arena I have the advantage"

"If your God controls the skies, then my Diabound controls the night, making him stronger than your dragon"

"It's time to decide, fight me or save your people"

"Two can play at that game"

"Let the ultimate Shadow Game begin!"

"Diabound meet the Pharaoh and Pharaoh meet the instrument of your demise"

"So you say! But he was a tyrant! He destroyed my village in order to create the 7 Millennium items in an attempt to further is on power, the secret lies in the village of Kul Elna"

"I've waited long enought! The darkest shadow game in 5 millenia will now begin!"

"We still have a mission...Ryou: mission? Bakura: yes does the term Millennium items ring any bels, wel you promised you'd help me get all 7 and at the moment we only have one"

"Well? Can the guardians come out and play?"

"All good Shadow Games must come to an end"

"I'll make you a deal, hand over the Millennium Ring to me and I will spare you. Stay and fight and I shall see to it that your soul is removed from this world permentatly!"

"Hand your Puzzle to me, if you do I promise to live you and your precious villagers alone"

Yami: You mean, you are Zorc? Bakura: Suprise, how's that for a twist?

"the battle for mankind has begun once again, only this time it will end in my favor"

"The son shall pay for the sins of his father"

"Nice try, but it's going to take more than fancy sticks and pointed hats to defeat my Diabound"

"You heard the pharaoh, it's time for vengenace"

"come on it's a game you should try to have fun"

"Should I be impressed?"

"It's time for me to reveal my true stradegy" Yugi: "true stragedy? Bakura: yes is there an echo in here?

"It's hopeless, the age of darkness has arrived"

"this shadow game is the cross roads where the past and the future meet"

"The Millennium Items are relics that house souls from the past ... like memorial stones or portable tombs. However ... if there is a guardian of the tomb ... there must also be a thief to rob the tomb!"

"I'll be the Dark Master, of course!"

"As the 'Dark Master,' I made everything in this game world! I am the rules! I am the monsters! I am the God!!"

Guard: "How dare you approach the royal palace?! Who do you think you are?"
Bakura: "A king is robed in gold, isn't he ...? Then that must make me a king too! A king of thieves!"

"Well? Aren't you scum going to pass judgement on me?! I am the great Bakura, the king of thieves!"

Priest Seto: "I'll show you the true power of the priests with the Millennium Items!"
Bakura: "Good! That sounds fun!"

"This is boring ... I want to fight the pharaoh!!"

"The Millennium Items are forbidden artifacts of black magic! The evil power of darkness dwells within them! The one who owns all seven of them can forge a contract with the dark spirits of the afterworld!"

Atem: "The Millennium Items were my father's dream of freedom and peace. I will never forgive the person who tries to steal them!"
Bakura: "'Freedom'? 'Peace'? Don't make me laugh."

"What you really fear is your enemy's idea of justice!"

"I am the sole survivor of that village ... of Kul Elna. Now ... this city too, will drown in blood."

"Now, pharaoh ... let's begin the killing game!!"

"A ruler is such a pitiful thing. But ... to a thief, anothing you see is something you can steal!"

"I will steal the world!!"


"I have nothing to lose and the whole world to gain!"

"Meet your maker, pharaoh, the last monster you'll ever see, the Egyptian God Slifer the Sky Dragon!"

"Compared to me, Marik is actually a good person. Marik is afraid of Dark. However, I like Dark very much. Myahahaha!"

"I love darkness, and I am crazy about loneliness."

"Welcome to the heart of darkness!"

"The shadows are hungry, and they will be fed."

"Great Beast of the sky
Please here my cry
Transform thyself from orb of light
And bring me victory in this fight
Envelop the deserts with your glow
And cast your rage upon my foe
Unlock your powers from deep within
So that together we may win
Appear in the Shadow Game
As I call your name

"Let's check the damage, and cause some more."

:thinking: Mercy is for the weak, like you my friend.

Only fools rely on the help of the desperate."

"it's so sad when such good friends don't work out.

"Then let the Shadow Game being! Ready?"

"Now my beast is ready, ready to feed you to the shadows!"

Yami: "Not only will I defeat you, but I will free you from the darkness inside you."
Yami Marik: "Now that I’d like to see, so come to me!"

Yami: "I will defeat you Marik!"
Yami Marik: "I’d like to see you try."

Yami Marik: :tauntingly: "Well? Has the might pharaoh realized there’s no way he can prevail?"
Yami: :grrrr:

"All right, let the chaos and destruction begin!"

"Impressive pharaoh, but it will take more than that to keep me down."


Joey: "Hey Tristan, Yugi here's teachin' me to play Duel Monsters."
Tristan: "Drooling monsters?"
Joey: "Duel Monsters, ya nimrod."

Yugi: "Let's just sit here, put our heads together and think."
Tristan: "Just remember one of those heads is Joey's so that's like subtracting one mind."
Joey: "Ha ha. Very funny Tristan."

Joey: :dueling Bones: "It was your ugly face that gave me the willies!"
Bandit Keith: :while laughing: "You gotta admit, he's got a point!"

Joey: "Hey what the, Hey Yugi. AHHHHHHHHHHH! You're a giant! Aw man I finally cracked." Yugi: "No Joey, listen, your soul has been sealed inside your favorite card. You've become the Flames Swordsmen."
Joey: "I'm the who?"
Yugi: "And if you are defeated in this duel, you will be carried off to the card graveyard just like Tristan was."
Joey: "Graveyard?!?"
Yugi: "In order for me to restore you back to your body and get us out of the shadow realm, I'm going to need your help."
Joey: "You want my help, you've got my help!"
Yugi: "Are you sure you're OK with it?"
Joey: "well I've figured I've lost my mind, but I'm gonna go with it. So who wants a piece?" :turns around to Yami Bakura: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Giant Bakura. Now I know I'm nuts. I'm like six inches tall, wearing a dress, about to fight my giant friend?!?"
Yugi: "That's not really Bakura, an evil sprit from his Millennium Ring has taken him over!"
Joey: "Well, I have no idea what you're talking about so here goes nothing."

Ryou: "My Millennium Ring is pulling in this direction."
Joey: "Well tell it to pull slower!"

Yugi: "Wow, there's chips ..."
Joey: "Dibs on the chips."
Yugi: "Candy bars ..."
Joey: "Dibs on the candy bars."
Yugi: "Fruit ..."
Yugi: "Soda."
Joey: "Dibs on the soda."

:Yami Yugi plays a card face down under magical hats:
Joey: :thinking: "And I bet it's a trap card, but wait. Yugi knows me, and he knows I would think that, so maybe it's not a trap, maybe it's a monster card. But what if he knows that I would think that ... so it really is a trap? But what if he knows that I know the he kno ... ooohh, forget it, I'm just gonna attack.

"Put the rod in the hole, and we'll both pull!"

"You know what I like about butterflies? THEY DON'T TALK!"

"Now, where's the john?! I had like five sodas before we got in those pods."

"You can't expect me to lose to a guy with a dice stuck in his ear!"

"Yeah, Dungeon Dice Monsters are great, it's you I don't like!"

Blonde Cheerleader: "Go!"
Fat Cheerleader: "Duke!"
Brunette Cheerleader: "Go!"
Joey: "Woof!"

"Huuuuuuuuuh? Amateur?! Didn't I just go and blast your best monster to bits?"

"Rule one in the Joey Wheeler rulebook: never back away from a challenge. Rule Two: always find an opponent with wacky duelin' techniques."

Joey: "Welcome to Loserville, Weevil! Population: You!"
Weevil: "I ... I lost?"

Kaiba, how'd you like to give up all your teeth!"

"I'm gonna file this in the category of 'not good'."

"Only Marik could think of a game this sick."

"Are you here to talk, or are you here to duel?!"

"Time to put an end to Marik's evil … for good!"

Joey: "I'm gorgeous, I'm such a great duelist, I love me! There, how's that?"
Mai: "You are such a twit."
Joey: :slumps: "That was kinda funny, too."

"Face it, there's plenty of stuff out there that can't be explained."

"Hold onto your hairdo!"

Joey: "This is weird."
Tea: "Yeah, and borderline creepy."

Tristan: "Maybe we're safer on foot."
Joey: "Give me a piggyback, and you got a deal."

"Now it's go time!"

:to Rex: "Why don't you get out of the way before I step on you!"

Joey: "How dumb do you think I am?!"
Tristan: "You don't want me to answer that."

Tristan: "That was your last monster!"
Joey: "Your cheerleading skills need work!"

"I never back down from a challenge, especially when I'm fighting for a friend. Now, let's duel!"

"It's time to teach you a lesson Joey Wheeler style!"

Joey: "You think you could do any better? Take your best shot!"
Valon: "If you insist."

Joey: "Let me guess, you're putting on another funky space suit?"
Valon: "You're smarter than I thought."

Tristan: "Are you sure that's Atlantis?"
Joey: "Hmm, big ancient city looking thing rising out of the ocean? Yeah, looks about right."

Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?"
Joey: "No, not at the moment."

Oh yeah! We're back in business, baby!"

"Uh ... yeah. I guess giant green beam of light marks the spot."

"That thing could pick its teeth with an Eygptian God monster!"

"I think it's that thing's turn to attack us!"

"Oh boy. Guys, looks like we're going to need a Plan B!"

Joey: "I'm sure there's some other folk trying to take over the world back home!"
Tristan: "You know, the scary thing is he's probably right."

Tea: "All you guys do is eat and sleep."
Joey: "And? Your point it?"

Yugi: "Is that a Blue Eyes arena?"
Joey: "We're not dealing with normal people here."
Duke: "No, we're not."

"You're a little late to save the day, rich boy."

Tristan: :on camera: "Hi world, Tristan here!"
Joey: "No one cares!"

Joey: "Let's strut our stuff!"
Yami: :thinking: Right!

Joey: "So why'd you pick Apdnarg?"
Solomen Motoh: "It's 'Grandpa' spelled backwards."
:All groan:
Joey: "I don't get it."

Tristan: :referring to Rex & Weevil: "Huh, what're those guys doing?"
Joey: "Acting like dorks, what else?"

"Hey buddy, Pinkie the Clown called, he wants his wig back!"

"It's Wheeler time, baby!"

Ziegfried: "May the best dressed duelist win."
Joey: "I'll have you shaking in your patent leather shoes, and the whole world's gonna see it!"

Ziegfried: "So you're relying on luck again?"
Joey: "Look, I think you're scared because I never lose at these things."

:when the gang finds Solomen Motoh's been in a Chinese restaurant: "You mean while we were running around like lunatics, Grandpa was eating wonton soup?!"

You know, as much as I can't stand Kaiba, anyone's better than that circus sideshow freak, Ziegfried."

"Don't screw this up rich boy!"

Joey: "All right Shadi old pal, use that Millennium thingamajig of yours and point us in the right direction."
Shadi: "It's a Millennium Key!"

Yugi: "Hands in!"
Joey: "Do we always have to do the hands thing?"

"Just one question, how do we get out of here?"

Joey: "You know I can't run on an empty stomach!"
Tea: "You can't do anything on an empty stomach!"

Tea: "Something's just not right about Bakura."
Joey: "You're just now figuring that out? He's nuts, and he'll always be nuts!"

Joey: :sees the spirits of Bakura's monsters: "Don't let them get me!" :hides behind Tea:
Tea: "Hey! Do I look like a human shield to you?!"
Joey: "I'm not gonna lie to you, yes you do!"

"I never get tired of watching you kick butt, Yug!"

Mariku: "Looks like your plan backfired little Joey giving me the advantage"

Joey: "wrong, did you think I was dumb enough to let that happen?"

Mariku: "Yes!"

Tristan: "Bet I can take out more of those bad guys than you!"
Joey: "You're on!"

Joey & Tristan: :chanting: "Pork chops and apple sauce, pork chops and apple sauce, pork chops and apple sauce ..."

"Great, we have the power to fly, but we can't get a decent meal."

"This is great. First the Lord of Darkness, then these guys?"

"All right guys, name or no name, we got some butt to kick!"

"All right, now I've seen it all."

"I guess there are some things we're not meant to understand."

"I go through half my life not understanding things."

Seto Kaiba/Priest Seto:

"Me? Duel you? I'd have more of a challenge playing solitaire."

:when Solemon Moto won't give up his Blue Eyes: "Senile, old fool."

:when Pegasus's lackeys corner him and he's about to jump out the window: "You'll never take me alive!" :crashes through window and apparently onto the rocks below:
Lackey: "I guess he did our job for us ..."

"I've come this far and I'm not going to blow it. Actually, yes I am."

"Is that the best you can do?"

"Why don't you look for a opponent you can actually beat. Like an infant, or a monkey ..."

"That's right Joey! Fall to the ground like the whimpering dog that you are!"

Joey: "Looks like an ordinary briefcase to me."
Kaiba: "It's in the briefcase, you moron!"
:Kaiba opens case and throws a dueling disk to Joey:
Joey: "Looks like a flyin' saucer."
Kaiba: "Don't be stupid!"

"You better make good on your promise to restore my brother. Because if you don't, I'll take great pleasure in separating your soul from your body in my own way!"

"I can't believe the barking Chihuahua already has ten starchips. Did you get those by yourself, or did Yugi throw you a few bones?"

"Yugi, you're free to concede and forfeit the match. But don't embarrass yourself by playing that runt of a monster. Hurry up and finish your turn so I can knock the stuffing out of your Kuriboh and win the game."

"Ironic that a wolf would be the first of your sacrificial lambs."

"This monster is without fear, a duel monster so great, that none can stand against him! I summon, the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!"

"Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, attack with all your might! Neutron blast!!"

"Looks like I've broken the heart of your cards Yugi!"

"Yugi, don't insult my intelligence thinking that that little furball can defeat my ultimate dragon!"

"You know I can stand up here all day Yugi."

"You're all fired, and I suggest you all leave before I really lose my temper and take more than just your jobs!"

"Don't waste my time."

"I don't need help from the likes of you."

Yami Yugi: "Summon your Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon Kaiba!"
Kaiba: "Why should I?"
:Mokuba gets blasted by five-headed virtual dragon as he pushes his brother out of the way of the blast:
Kaiba: "AHHH MOKABA!!!"

"It's been only a minute and I'm already bored."

"I didn't come here for Egyptian history 101."

"You know, I read that once in a fortune cookie."

"Thanks for the lecture, but I make my own destiny, and I do what I want to do."

"It's time to put your dueling skills to the test. I hope that none of you entered my tournament looking for friendly competition... Battle City's going to be an all out war."

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but it seems I'm all out of bubblegum!"

"I have very little patience for bullies."

"I summon Obelisk the Tormentor! Attack now!"

"Now I'll show you why they call him the Tormentor!"

"Now I'll use my Eygptian god card on a real opponent. Let's find Yugi."

Kaiba: "Get on your feet! Unless you plan on living on your knees."
:Yami looks at him:
Kaiba: "Since when do you bow to your rivals?"
Yami: "Never!"
"Then get up and stop embarrassing yourself, so you can defeat this nobody and relieve him of his Egyptian God Card."

:thinking: Why Yugi cares about that third rate duelist is beyond me. Soon he'll have bigger problems.

"Teamwork is for boy scouts and nursery school, Yugi."

"Haven't you realized by now that teamwork's not my thing?"

"Friendship is for the weak."

"All right Yugi. It's time to sink or swim." Quite literally.

"Winners first monkey boy."

"So, Joey, I doubt you'll have a chance. And we're 4000 feet in the air. The last time I checked, monkeys can't fly."

:to Joey: "Looks like I'll have to teach you to behave, just like the dog you are."

"This is it, somebody's about to lose this duel."


"As long as you're here with me, you're playing my tournament with my rules."

Yami Yugi: "Just try it!"
Kaiba: "Very well, but you'll regret those words!"

"Look closely, for this is the creature that will strip you of everything!"

:thinking: It's time for Yugi to learn the hard way that real duelists make their own destinies!

"The Egyptian gods are about to clash, but only one will remain standing!"

"Obelisk, destroy Yugi and bring me victory!"

"You mock me! How dare you defy Obelisk with that puny Kuriboh!"

"So let the epic battle begin!"

"What's your hurry? Anxious to lose?"

"Why don't you admit you're in over your head, Wheeler?"

"Huh, you don't have a clue, do you?"

"This duel belongs to me!"

:ultimate stubborn denial: "Yugi, I will not be defeated at my own tournament!"

:when he tosses Yami his Fiend's Sanctuary: "Take this!"

Lumus: "I summon Rogue Doll."
Kaiba: "HAHAHAHA!!! Numus, aren't you a little too old to play with dollies?"

"I'm sure his majesty is somewhere in that castle. Time to give him a royal beating."

Pegasus: "What did I do to inspire such hatred?"
Kaiba: "It's a long list, and I don't have a lot of time."

"The only thing that's history, is you!"

"I mean one of us was using his brain today, and I don't mean you!"

:referring to his Blue Eyes: "He's hungry, and your toon's on the menu."

"You know how much I hate that thing! Your cartoon dragon is a disgrace to the original Blue Eyes!"

Pegasus: "I must've missed the joke."
Kaiba: "You are a joke!"

Alistar: "I'm here to represent everyone whose life was ripped apart by your company!"
Kaiba: "Get in line, I hear that speech everyday."

"I see, I had no idea you were such a fan. Is that you brought me here? If you wanted my autograph, all you had to do was ask."

Kaiba: :after he awakens his dragon: "All right, I'm just about ready to wake up from this dream."
Dark Magician Girl: "Now join forces."
Kaiba: "Anything to shut you up."

Kaiba: "Did you notice something strange, Mokuba?"
Mokuba: "Besides the way you're acting?"
Kaiba: "Nevermind."

Duke: "Whoa, it's a party. What're you doing here?"
Kaiba: "Certainly not to attend the dweeb convention."

"Chosen by fate? Get real!"

"Sorry, I don't do the teamwork thing."

"Playtime's over."

"You're a disgrace to the game, Yugi!"

:after seeing the "Northern Lights":
Mokuba: "What do you think's going on out there?"
Kaiba: "I have no idea, but I don't trust it."

"Alistar! No more games!"

:after Alistar challenges Kaiba to a rematch: "Does that mean you'll get out of my life forever?"

"How pathetic!"

"What a joke!"

"I think that's just about enough punishment for now."

"Look punk, I've just had enough of your head games."

"Boring. Let's duel!"

Alistar: "You're going down in more ways than one!"
Kaiba: "You're a riot."

"I've never backed down from a challenge, and I'm not about to start today."

"Are you done yet? Cause it's my move!"

Kaiba: "Your floating trash heap is gone!"
Alistar: "That's impossible!"
Kaiba: "Could've fooled me."

Oh great, if it isn't the dweeb patrol."

"Don't you geeks have someone else to annoy?"

"If I had a dime for every time you mentioned destiny, I'd be even richer."

"Wow, you're more gung-ho than I thought, considering you've just lost your title and all."

"Blah, blah, blah. Aren't you tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge?"

"Stop saving the world and get a hobby."

"This won't be easy."

"Just my luck, dorkfest continues."

Kaiba: "So what happened to Wheeler? Did baby need a nap?"
Tea: "That's not funny, Kaiba!"

"I smell a rat, and its name's Dartz!"

:thinking: So this is Yugi's chance to regain his reputation and his championship status ... so that I can take it away!

"Go dorks! Move!"

Naval Officer: "You're doing us a great service."
Kaiba: "I'm doing this for my company."

Yami: "We've arrived at the heart of evil."
Kaiba: "Must you be so dramatic?"

Yami: "All right. Ready Kaiba?"
Kaiba: I'm way ahead of you."

Yami: :referring to Orichalcos Gigas: "I've faced this before, and it was almost impossible to defeat!"
Kaiba: "That's because you didn't have me to bail you out!"

"Please tell me storytime is over. I'd like to duel."

:thinking: Yugi better not screw this up for me!

Dartz: "Let's see what you got, Kaiba!"
Kaiba: "My pleasure!"

Kaiba: "So you got a dweeb army. Is that supposed to make me afraid to attack?"
Dartz: "No, not unless destroying an innocent soul concerns you."
Kaiba: "As a president of a major corporation, I have to do that everyday."

"Figures Wheeler'd mess things up."

"Please tell me this is a joke!"

"Guess I should've warned you. When I'm about to lose, I always draw what I need. And this time's no exception."

"Dartz made them look like your dweeb friends so you'd be afraid to attack. So allow me!"

"Don't think I'm as gullible as the rest of these dorks! Don't you know who I am?!"

Yami: "Say something!"
Kaiba: "Don't screw up!"

Kaiba: "I don't know what the deal is, but I'm going up there to find out!"
Tristan: "Tell us all about it when you get back."

"Don't do me any favors, Yugi."

Joey: "Are we going, or what?"
Kaiba: "What do you think, genius?"
Joey: "I'm detecting some sarcasm."
Kaiba: "Really?"

"I'm not going to sit here and talk to some mutated hood ornament! I'm just going to knock you into next week!"

"Well, are you dorks just going to stand there? Or are you going to act like men for once?"

Joey: "There's got to be something we can do!"
Kaiba: "Oh great, that helps."

Joey: "My strength ... take it ... before I lose it all, Yug!"
Kaiba: "Take mine too! And don't screw this up!"

Joey: "The Eygptian God Cards!"
Kaiba: "Yeah, we know what they are."

Joey: "There's three on one out there!"
Kaiba: "I see you can count. However, numbers aren't everything."

Joey: "This place is going down!"
Kaiba: "Then why are we standing here?!"

:when Critias disappears: "Oh well, no big deal. My deck's still unstoppable."

"If you came for a friendly game, than I suggest you go home!"

"Get out of my life, and take your bad hair with you!"

"Are you done? These people came here to see a duel, not a bad poetry lesson!"

"So what are you waiting for, Ziegfried? Call off your ponies."

"That's all? Please."

"What do you think I'm afraid of? Your galloping girl scouts?"

"Nobody gets between me and my Blue Eyes!"

"Looks like the same old story. I rise to the top while you're left in my shadow."

Ziegfried: "What's it like being a washed up has-been?"
Kaiba: "Why don't you tell me?"

"Now take it away, Blue Eyes!"

Ziegfried: "This ... isn't ... over!"
Kaiba: "Look, face the facts Ziegfried. Your life points reached zero. That's about as over as it gets."

Ziegfried: "Running from your problems?"
Kaiba: "I don't run from anything. When I have a problem, I eliminate its source."

Ziegfried: "I'm weak! I'll never defeat Kaiba!"
Kaiba: "That's the first sensible thing he's said all week."

Yami Bakura: "It's been a long time."
Kaiba: :bored: "Can I help you with something?"

"If that freak wants a duel, I'll give him one he'll never forget!"

Not that Egyptian speech again. When are you people going to figure out that I focus on the future?"

"Like I'm going to Egypt because some lunatic told me to."

:to Millennium Eye: "What are you looking at?"

"Look at me. I'm talking to some golden antique eyeball."

"Why would the geek squad fly to Egypt?"

Akhenaden: "Seto, destroy him!"
Priest Seto: "There is nothing that would please me more!"

Priest Seto: "Justice is served. The darkness is defeated!"
Pharaoh Atem: :thinking: I hope you're right.

:after Akhenaden states his intent to instate Seto as Pharaoh: "We already have a pharaoh, and I intend to find him!"

"My place is beside the throne, not on the throne, and when I find the pharaoh that is where I'll stand."

:to the Ishtar family: "How can I forget the three freaks who turned my Battle City Tournament into a circus sideshow?"

Priest Seto: "I vow to protect the king, not replace him!"

:to a motionless Bakura: "I guess our rematch will have to wait."

"No way, geek patrol."

"Oh great, I'm hallucinating again."

:thinking: Great, so basically I got knocked unconscious and woke up in some oddball town that hasn't changed in five thousand years.

Priest Seto: "I am not your son, for my father left me the day he pledged his loyalty to the shadows!"

Priest Seto: "I would sooner be a peasant in a world still shining in hope than a king in a world full of darkness."

:to Pharaoh Atem: "Nice outfit."

"Pharaoh or no pharaoh, no one tells Seto Kaiba what to do."

Priest Seto: "Please allow me to lead these soldiers, so that I may regain my honor."
Pharaoh Atem: "I trust you."

Priest Seto: "Hold your ground! Submitting is not an option!"
Zorc: "It would appear your soldiers disagree."

Mana: "I shall tell the pharaoh of your courage!"
Priest Seto: :thinking: I shall tell him myself.

"Nobody likes a bully, especially me!"

"You wanna pick on someone, then why don't you pick on me!"

"My first words were Neutron Blast Attack!"

"Now take it away boys! Let's show this overgrown ... how we do things back home!"

Kaiba: "When are you guys going to stop giving that friendship speech?"
Tristan: "I'd say ... when you stop pretending everything's a magic trick."

Kaiba: "I see. I didn't know I needed to report every move I ever made to my little brother."
Mokuba: "You'd better be careful, or I'm going to take over Kaiba Corp. and make you work for me!"

Mokuba: :when Joey asks why the Kaiba brothers are still here: "We have our reasons!" :to Kaiba: "What are our reasons again?"

Joey: "Somebody's gotta beat the pharaoh, so why not me?"
Kaiba: "Because you're a joke, Wheeler."

Kaiba: "You mean to tell me you have a strategy to defeat all three Egyptian God cards?!"
Yugi: :nods:
Kaiba: "Fine, this I gotta see."

"Yugi, this would be a good time for that strategy!"

"Rise up, Doom Virus Dragon"


Kaiba: "Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this!"
Yugi: "My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, but it does contain, the unstoppable Exodia!"

"If you TRULY want to know ... OPEN YOUR MIND!!"

:on boat heading for Duelist Kingdom:
Joey: "But if anyone knew we only had one star chip each, they could really try to take advantage of us."
Yugi: "Then keep quiet about it."

:talking to Kaiba's dark side: "I would call you a monster, but I would be insulting the cards."

"Consider this a message from the real Seto Kaiba, YOU LOSE!!!"

Joey: "Just look at it this way Tea, there are two Yugis: the cool one up there and the puny one down here!"
Yugi: :after he falls over: "Urghhhhhhh! That's not how it works at all!"
Joey: "Calm down it's just a joke man!"

Yugi: "Uhh ... Joey ... I don't think you should be cooking the candy bars ..."
Joey: "Back off! I know what I'm doing!"

Yugi: "Grandpa, here I come!" :trips over a rock:
Tea: "Uh, this is how you're going to save your grandpa?"
Yugi: "I saved you."

Tristan: "Yeah, brilliant, putting the rod in the hole and pulling really hard."
Joey: "Say what?!"
Tristan: "Say nothing!"
:start fighting:
Yugi: "Calm down you two, or I won't share my hospital food with you!!"
Joey & Tristan :in unison: : "We'll be good."

Yugi: "Ready or not Spirit, this is where you take over."
Yami: "Hey Yugi ... I'm not ... you can't ... this isn't a duel!" :sees Tea watching: "Hello."

"You're insane!"

"What kind of person would toy with someone's mind? Are you some kind of demented madman?!"

"Feel the power of my Dark Magician!"

"Dark Magician, show him some real magic, with a direct attack on his life points!"

"I gave you a chance to save yourself, but you've left me no choice. Prepare to lose it all!"

"Have it your way."

"Working for Marik will only bring you more pain and suffering, Arkana."

"Say hello to Dark Magician Girl!"

"I don't think so."

"Now Arkana, prepare for my grand finale! As Dark Magician Girl wipes out the rest of your life points!"

"Fear the power of my Dark Magician!"

"Dark Magician, show him some real magic, with a direct attack on his life points!"

Yugi: "Hold on!" :rescues Arkana: "Not even a cheat like you deserves to go to the Shadow Realm."

Yugi: "Oh yeah? Just watch me, Marik!"

:to Yugi: "You have the heart of a pharaoh."

Yami: "That ancient power is not your's to take, Marik."
Yugi: "You tell him! No way is he getting his hands on your power!"
Yami: "I just did..."
Yugi: "... ok."

"Every monster has a weakness, and I'll find yours!"

"Don't be so sure. Who said I was after your dragon?"

Yugi: "Sometimes I need to prove to myself that I can be like you without you."
Yami Yugi: "All right. If you believe in yourself, then I believe in you."

Yami Yugi: "Marik! Stop this meaningless duel now!"
Yami Marik: "Meaningless? How can torturing your friend be meaningless?"

"All right, this has gone far enough, Marik!"

Yugi: "Whoa, talk about a complex mind."

Yami Yugi: "Right now Joey needs me. When I'm sure he's all right, then I'll deal with you, Kaiba.
Kaiba: "I'll see you in one hour. Then I'll beat you once and for all.

Yugi: "Maybe we should tell Tea Marik took over her body to confront his dark side?" :sees look on Yami's face: "Then again, maybe not."

"To miss this duel is to deny my destiny."

Pharaoh Atem: "Even in my darkest hour, I will defeat you!"

Kaiba: :panting: "What just happened?!"
Yami Yugi: :panting: "We were shown ... the origin of our destiny."

"You can't ignore where you came from. Don't you know, it's our past that determines who we are."

"It's our history that shapes our future, Kaiba."

"Kuriboh, I would have lost this duel without you."

"I won't lose, understand?!"

"Kaiba, it's not always about being number one!"

"What's the rush, Kaiba? This duel's just getting interesting."

"All right, Kaiba. You may think you're the world's greatest duelist, but the fate of the world rests on my victory!"

"All right, this has gone far enough, Marik!"

Yugi: "Whoa, talk about a complex mind."

Yami Yugi: "Right now Joey needs me. When I'm sure he's all right, then I'll deal with you, Kaiba.
Kaiba: "I'll see you in one hour. Then I'll beat you once and for all.

Yugi: "Maybe we should tell Tea Marik took over her body to confront his dark side?" :sees look on Yami's face: "Then again, maybe not."

"To miss this duel is to deny my destiny."

Pharaoh Atem: "Even in my darkest hour, I will defeat you!"

Kaiba: :panting: "What just happened?!"
Yami Yugi: :panting: "We were shown ... the origin of our destiny."

"You can't ignore where you came from. Don't you know, it's our past that determines who we are."

"It's our history that shapes our future, Kaiba."

"Kuriboh, I would have lost this duel without you."

"I won't lose, understand?!"

"Kaiba, it's not always about being number one!"

"What's the rush, Kaiba? This duel's just getting interesting."

"All right, Kaiba. You may think you're the world's greatest duelist, but the fate of the world rests on my victory!"

"Kaiba, we might not always agree, but I still trust you."

"Failure is not an option."

Yami: "I won't duel."
Yugi: "You ... have to!"

:when Yugi says they can't attack Yami Marik: "Yugi, we have no choice."

"Marik, it's over. Your evil side has been banished forever."

Yugi: "We have all three Egyptian God cards, but now that they're in our deck, what do we do with them?"

Old Man: "Why don't you try again, pharaoh?"
Yami: "I plan to do more than try."

"Yeah, it means my life's more confusing than most kids."

Yami: "Hm? Did you say something?"
Yugi: "All right, spill it. What's wrong?"
Yami: "I'm perfectly fine."
Yugi: :'yeah, right' look:

Yami: :thinking: If only I knew more about my own past, then I could better answer these questions.
Yugi: "I heard that."

:Raphael gives 1000 LP, creating a ball of light at his heart, to bring back his monster:
Yugi: :thinking: Whoa, I guess Raphael wasn't kidding when he said he'd do anything for his cards.

Yami: "Let go!"
Yugi: "No! You don't know what you're doing!"

:when he plays the Seal of Orichalcos: "What have I done?"

"The Seal of Orichalcos serves me now!"

"I don't care where this power came from, all that matters is it's mine now!"

"Since he's useless, I'll sacrifice my Dark Magician."
Dark Magician: :expression of shock:

"The world's strongest force answers to me!"

"What's wrong? Are you jealous because the Seal of Orichalcos resides in me now?"

:looks at his monsters the Seal has corrupted by darkness: "Did I really do all this?"

:looks up at the spirits of his monsters: "Please forgive me for what I've done to you!"

Yugi: "With all the power of the Millennium Puzzle, I break the seal!"

Yugi: "It only needs one of us, so I'm letting the Seal take me instead."
Yami: "No! Yugi!"

:in tears: "I didn't outsmart him. He suceeded. Yugi's gone!"

:collapsed onto his knees: "It's all my fault. Yugi! Come back! It should have been me, not him! It's not fair!"

:in despair after losing Yugi: I've lost him forever!"

"I must go. I owe it to Yugi."

"Very well, I accept the challenge."

"Without your light to keep me pure, I'm becoming evil."

Yugi: "Well, the last thing I need is your pity, pharaoh!"

Yugi: "Let's see what you got, unless you're too scared."

Yugi: "Now it's payback time, for taking my soul!"

Yugi: :lying in Yami's arms: "You acted like a true hero."

Yugi: "Remember, I'm ... always ... with you."

"If it weren't for me, you'd still be here. I'll never forgive myself!"

Tea: "If I knew we'd be hiking, I'd have worn better shoes."
Yami: "Think that's bad, try lugging a duel disk."

Duke: "So go kick some butt and take names!"
Yami: "Well, that's one way to put it."

Yami: "He lost the duel."
Tea: "Wait ... does that mean--?"
Yami: "Yes. His soul belongs to Dartz now"

Raphael: "Say hello to my Guardian Dreadsite."
Yami: "Hello, and goodbye."

"I'm well aware the odds are in your favor, but that's no reason to give up."

"Now, witness your true darkness!"

"Just stay calm. I'm sure Dartz wants us to find him."

Kaiba: "I'll let my partner take over now."
Yami: "Don't mind if I do."

"You'll never withstand the combined power of our dueling decks, and I'm about to prove it!"

"I told you, Kaiba."

Dartz: "So gentlemen, how do you like my newest soldiers? I'm sure you need no introductions."
Yami: "That's not funny, Dartz!"

Kaiba: "This is ridiculous. Do you realize you're talking to a hologram with your head on it?"
Yami: "Kaiba, you're the one who's clueless."

Kaiba: "Make up your mind! Get up!"
Yami: :in obvious pain: "I'm fine. Thanks for asking."

:to Dartz after Kaiba loses: "You digust me!"

Kaiba: "Did you see what I see?"
Yami: "Unfortunately."

"You forced me to gaze inside my heart, thinking I'd find only darkness, but you were wrong."

Dartz, It all ends now!"

"I have the spirits of my friends to protect me, but you are completely alone!"

Dartz: "How did you survive?"
Yami: "You told me to play a card, so I did."

"Lesson one, attack points don't mean everything."

"Now there's a force beyond infinity!"

"You lose Dartz. Your ten thousand year old quest is over!"

"Behold! The legendary knights of Atlantis!"

Joey: "That does it! Bring it on, you mutant!"
Yami: "Not the best time to be insulting, Joey."

"In the name of the pharaoh, awaken from your slumber!"

Now I call ... the three Eygptian Gods!"

Joey: "Wait, how'd you get us out of there?"
Yami: :referring to the Eygptian Gods: "By summoning them."

Yami: "Your move."
Dartz: "You dare challenge the Great Leviathon?! You have a lot to learn, pharaoh!"

"If you want to wipe out mankind, you're going to have to go through me!"

"Human beings aren't the evil ones, it's you!"

"This is my fight now! I must prove my rage is gone!"

Rebecca: "I was even more worried about you than Tea was!"
Yugi: "Thanks ... I think."

"Behold the creature of your demise!"

"Game over."

"Now duel against me with everything you got, and show Ziegfried what the heart of the cards is all about!"

Joey: "So now that you've won the championship, what's next?"
Yugi: "Well Joey, the sky's the limit!"

"Game or no game, I will unlock my mind!"

Pharaoh Atem: "Legendary gods of Egypt, please hear my call. In the name of every pharaoh before me I beseech thee!"
Pharaoh Akunumkanon: "Awaken mighty Obelisk, and rid the sacred palace of this darkness."

Pharaoh Atem: :thinking: If only Kaiba could see himself fighting at my side.

Young Atem: "Someday when I am pharaoh, I know you will stand by my side, and do you know why? Because we're friends."

Mana: "Where can he be?"
Pharaoh Atem: "We'll find him! We just need a sign."
:green lightening strikes:
Pharaoh Atem: "Like that."

Mahado: "My pharaoh, I have made the ultimate sacrifice. Now, I am your eternal servant."
Pharaoh Atem: "Thank you."

"So let it be written, so let it be done."

"This madness ends here! Gods of Egypt, hear me!"

Pharaoh Atem: "Go Slifer! Seek and destroy!"

Yugi: "We've come too far to go back now! We're a team, remember?"

Pharaoh Atem: "Bakura! Your reign of terror ends here and now!"

Pharaoh Atem: :to Winged Dragon of Ra: "Cast your radiance on this enemy of Egypt!"

Pharaoh Atem: :thinking: Yugi, once again we shall save mankind together, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Pharaoh Atem: "Your evil reign ends now! Farewell!" :Diabound's tablet collapses into rubble:

Yami: "I defeated you once, and I'll do it again!"
Bakura: "That was all in the past."

:Blue Eyes disappears instead of attacking: "Thank you Kisara."

"Need I remind you, you're playing with the king of games."

"The light of hope still shines upon the people of Egypt! And that light can illuminate even the darkess of shadows!"

"In the name of the people of Egypt I shall prevail!"

Yugi: "I have one card left, and that's all I need!"

Yugi: "We have a saying back home. It's time to duel!"

My name has been revealed. My name is King Atem!"

"Trust the light in your soul."

Yugi: :into Puzzle: "Pharaoh, are you there?"
Yami: "I'm right where I belong."

Kaiba: "So let's do this."
Yugi: "Actually ... no."

"Is it safe to come out now?"

"Behold, the three Egyptian Gods!"

Yugi: "Those Egyption Gods are strong, but they're not undefeatable! I'm gonna take them down, one-by-one!"
Kaiba: "You're nuts!"

"Yugi, the true test will now begin!"

Yugi: "Defeating something with a strong force usually means using that force against them."

"Now say hello to my new friend!"

Yugi: "Your Dark Magician is strong, but not invincible!"
Yami: "Well then, let's see you take him down."

"Yugi, a champion doesn't belong on his knees."

"Fate brought the two of us together for a reason."

Kaiba: "Well, what were you geeks expecting?"
Joey: "Fireworks, some sappy music. At least one of your speeches Yugi."
Yugi: "Well, sometimes the end of one adventure is the beginning of another."
Joey: "That's better."

Pegasus: (The shit he says it's just hilarious!)

"You see, I've found that with the proper incentive anyone can be made to play my game."

"I don't need help. A child could beat you Bandit Keith, and I'm going to prove it."

:laughs manaically at a comic book: "Oh man, where do these guys get their ideas?"

Croque: "Master Pegasus, a thousand pardons for interupting your greatness."
Pegasus: "I'm growing tired of your constant interuptions, Croque."
Croque: "I thought you'd like to know, Seto Kaiba has been spotted on the island."
Pegasus: "I already know that Croque. Why are you, the head of my security, always the last to learn these things?"

"Lets see what's on the dungeon channel. Ah yes, it's another sad episode of the tale of Mokuba."

"I want to see if you're capable of beating little Yugi in a duel, Kaiba boy."

"Let's play the game. I am sure you all know how, but watch yourselves my foolish friends you're all in my world now."

"In my dungeon, in my castle, in my realm, the only one who makes threats is me."

Kaiba: "We'll duel, but it'll be on my new holograohic dueling system."
Pegasus: "I don't get it. Do I spin it like a top or roll it like a ball?"

"Oh, Kaiba boy I didn't know you had such cards of that caliber in your deck! I don't think I have one card in my deck that can beat that." :draws card: "Oops! Looks like I've spoken too soon!"

Kaiba: "I'll just play a card I know he can't beat! My Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
Pegasus: "Stop right there! I'd like to play a little guessing game with that card you are about to play!"
Kaiba: "What? This is no time to play games!"
Pegasus: "Oh. but my magic card says I can."
Kaiba: "What is that?"
Pegasus: "It's the Prophecy card. It lets me guess whether the card you're about to play is higher or lower than 2000 attack points. And I say that your card is indeed over 2000 attack points. Wait, something else is coming to me, I see blue, I see white, could it be...The Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
Kaiba: :stares at his Blue Eyes White Dragon card:
Pegasus: "Was I right? Tell me I was right! Oh I so hope I was right!"

"Now I have two things you treasure, your brother and your dragon!"

Pegasus: "Meet the new and improved Blue Eyes Toon Dragon!"
Kaiba: "No! You've stripped him of his pride!"
Pegasus: "Please, I've transformed this legendary beast into his most supreme form. Also, I've made him much more cuddly."

"It's your last move, and you're going to spend it reviving a clown?! Oh yes, that's right Kaiba, he's the best you can do with my virus still about. Shame when you consider all that's on the line."

Kaiba: "I am so sorry, Mokuba, I tried my best..."
Pegasus: "Your best failed you!"

Pegasus: "Oh, certainly Keith, I'll do whatever you say! Just give my body a moment to recover from the complete paralysis that your terrifying demands have shot me into!"
Keith: "All right wise guy, I'll give you till the count of three!"
Pegasus: :laughing smile: "One two three!" :opens a trap door under Keith with his foot, sending him falling into the ocean:

Jaden quotes:

"Get your game on."

"Throw down a face down."

"Here goes something."

"Careful there Sy, you don't want to make the Dark Magician Girl jealous, do you?"

"That Alexis is really something, sacrificing her own Life Points, just to get at mine."

Alexis: "Why are you impressed?"

Jaden: "Impressed? I think I'm in love."

"Chumley, we're on an island...bus?"

"You've really gone off the deep end."

Syrus (sleep talking): "Which counters a field spell...which counters..."

Jaden: "I didn't know this was an oral exam Sy"

Syrus: "Jaden it's awful! Chazz is missing!"

Jaden: "and that's"

Jaden: "So if I win, Jasmine's free."

Jasmine: "And if you lose..."

Jaden: "What if I lose?" (pause...) "Whoa, I didn't really think about that"

Jaden: "No way! You can't draw yourself!"

Jinzo: "I just did."

Jaden: "So you were saying Lex?"

Harrington: [jealous] Lex? What is that? Some kind pet name? Where'd it come from? What's it mean? What's it short for?

Jaden: "Umm...Alexis?"

Chazz: You're pitiful, Jaden - jumping up and down like some fool, never taking anything serious. That's why you'll never be a champion. It takes discipline to win. You need to have a sense of duty. You need to have some kind of plan! Well I have a plan! And I have a sense of duty! That's why I'm going to beat you, Jaden! That's why I'll beat anyone in my way! I can conquer anyone! You got that! I'm gonna conquer the whole world!

Jaden: "Oooookay..can I have my turn first?

Chazz: "Make it quick!"

Jaden: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.

Chazz: Congratulations. You can use a thesaurus!
[When Dimitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto] Sparkman, attack him directly!
Dimitri: I think you're forgetting about someone. Kuriboh!
[Kuriboh appears and blocks the attack]
Dimitri: By discarding Kuriboh from my hand, I don't take any damage from Sparkman's little fireworks display.
Jaden Yuki: Oh yeah, my bad.
Dimitri: [looks at his Duel Disk affectionately] Thank you Kuriboh. That move takes me back to our duel against Seto Kaiba at Battle City. Those were some good times, weren't they old friend?
Syrus Truesdale: Battle City? This guy's gone batty!
Chumley Huffington: Just smile and nod Sy, smile and nod.

In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Jaden Yuki: Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!
Chazz Princeton: Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too.
Jaden Yuki: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz Princeton: It's sarcasm, moron.
Jaden Yuki: Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz Princeton: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] You know what I mean!

Camyula: Why don't you just stay down and save yourself the agony?
Jaden Yuki: No way! Dr. Crowler can beat you!
Dr. Vellian Crowler: I... know that voice...
[weakly lifts his head]
Dr. Vellian Crowler: It's Slacker!
Jaden Yuki: I know, because I've dueled him, and he can throw down! So come on Dr. Crowler, get up, and get your game on!
Dr. Vellian Crowler: As much as I hate to admit it...
[climbs to his feet]
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Jaden is absolutely right!
Camyula: Oh, are you still here?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: I *can* beat you, I *can* throw down, and I *will* get my game on! Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to wash my mouth out.
Jaden Yuki: C'mon Teach, it ain't that bad!

Chazz quotes:

Chazz: Four monsters?
Slade Princeton: Congratulations. You can add! But tell me bro, how's your subtraction? Give him a lesson Dragun!
[Dragun attacks, and a ton of black monsters cover Slade's other creatures]
Slade Princeton: What are those thing

Chazz: It's multiplication. When the Unhappy Maiden is destroyed, hundreds of her little friends end your turn automatically

Chazz: Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
Ojama Black: That flies taste great?
Ojama Green: That you should eat desert first?
Ojama Yellow: That bathing is optional?
Chazz Princeton: That good bros support each other!
Slade Princeton: [who Chazz is dueling to prevent Duel Academy from being demolished] So I'm *not* a good bro?
Chazz Princeton: That's right, which is why I don't feel bad about doing this...
[winning the duel]

Alexis: [In Chazz's fantasy] Chazz... I just want to tell you how much you mean to me... how much I *love* you... wake up, wake up...
Ojama Yellow: Wake up, Wake up! Boss, wake up!
[Chazz opens his eyes]
Ojama Yellow: What's wrong Chazz, you look happy. Who are you dreaming about Romeo?
Chazz Princeton: My new love...

You go bye-bye!

Now I summon... the Level Seven Armed Dragon!
Jaden Yuki: Wow, he's totally awesome!
Chazz Princeton: Stop admiring him!
Jaden Yuki: How can I not, he's too cool! Wanna trade for him?
Chazz Princeton: No I don't wanna trade! What's wrong with you Jaden? You should be cowering in fear!

[draws Ojama Yellow] You again?
Ojama Yellow: Hey Boss, nica to see ya, need me to fight a monster for ya?
[notices the hulking Zoa]
Ojama Yellow: Whoa, nevermind.
Chazz Princeton: I think I finally found a way to get rid of you. I summon Ojama Yellow!

Aster Phoenix:

The D: I activate this Spell card, Claret Note. With this is play, for every 4 monster levels on your field, I get a Plasma Token. And next, I play Fiend Sanctuary, which means another token
[summons 3 monsters]
The D: .
Aster Phoenix: Three monsters? That means...
The D: That's right kid, it's time. Time to see what your dad's card can do! It's the ultimate Destiny Card! "Destiny Hero - Plasma"!
[Plasma bursts out of a pool of blood]
Aster Phoenix: No, it can't be!
The D: It is. Thanks to your father, I have the ultimate monster! Ready? Behold, his power!
[Plasma spreads his wings and absorbs Aster's monster in a blast of wind]
Aster Phoenix: No, Dogma!
[Dogma appears trapped in Plasma's wings]
The D: That's his gift. Plasma absorbs monsters, stealing *all* their abilities and half of their attack points!
Aster Phoenix: Say what?
The D: Now Plasma, attack him! Vengeful Rain!
[Plasma attacks and wipes out almost all of Aster's Life Points in one blast]

Aster Phoenix: Surprised to see me?
Professor Lyman Banner: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.


[to Sartorius] I've got your destiny mister, right here!
[draws and summons a powerful card]


Dr. Vellian Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] This seems familiar.
Vice-Chancellor Bonapart: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.

Syrus Truesdale!
Syrus Truesdale: [jumps to his feet] Ah! Yes?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Explain to the class what a Field Spell is.
Syrus Truesdale: Uh... it's the thing that does the thing that... is... uh...
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Wrong, sit down! Now, can someone *please* tell me the *right* answer? Preferably someone *not* wearing Red, thank you.

So you're the one they call the Shadow Duelist.
The Shadow Duelist: My victims call me many things, most indecipherable from their shrieks of terror. What's the job?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: There's a student at this school named Jaden Yuki. I want you to duel him and beat him so bad he leaves the school.
The Shadow Duelist: [floats away into a cloud of fog] I'll duel him and beat him so badly, he'll leave this realm, once I seal his soul in the Shadow Realm.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Alright, if you insist.


Axel Brodie: [thinking] Those are the same weak cards he used against Jesse. Their attack points are lame, and their effects are lamer! There's no way he's dumb enough to attack with those.
Jaden Yuki: I attack!


"Let's rev it up!"

"And while we're talking about Yusei's greatest hits, why don't we listen to a classic?"

Any card, so long as it exists, has the potential to be useful. Someone who would reject his cards by calling them "trash" doesn't deserve to call himself a duelist.

Rua: Cool! It's a D-Wheel! Hey, Yusei! You're a duelist, right? Duel me! Duel me! Duel me!

Yusei: [Concerned] I'll just cause you trouble if you're seen around me.

Rua: Of course not! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, please Just one little duel!

Ruka: Rua, aren't you the one causing trouble now?

Rua: Next time on Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: "Dial On! Roar, Deformer Deck". Ka-ching! It's cool, isn't it?

Ruka: [Exasperated] Rua, you talk too much.

Himuro: What do you make of her card? [Referring to Aki's Black Rose Dragon]

Yusei: There's rejection, and anger, but... there's still something else lying dormant.

[Aki and Yusei's Dragon Marks glow, and Aki clutches her arm]

Yusei: The time for you to change has come. Your pleasure for destruction, that has tormented you all this time... Hasn't that pain... changed into a pain that we, who bear the same mark, all share? The mark that has guided us all... This pain is asking us for something. And to find the answer, we must think on our own.

[As Yusei speaks, all four of the Signers clutch at their Dragon Marks]

Yusei: Couldn't it be that this mark holds the answer? Don't leave your thinking to others, think for yourself!

Aki: What does a witch like me need to think about?! So long as Divine shows me the way and loves me, then--

Yusei: No! You have to love yourself!

Aki: If I could do that... if I could... NO!! I can't! Can't you see that I'm suffering?!

Aki: I wish everything would just go away... Don't try to make me think! You're a wretched foe!

Yusei: If I am, why are you crying?

Jack: Yusei, I've waited long enough! On that day, two years ago, we both went our separate ways! Let's settle the scores to decide who has the mark of the true King!

Yusei: Jack, there are four Signers at this tournament... It's too dangerous for the two of us to fight each other now!

Jack: ...Are you chickening out, Yusei? Next time on Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: "Fortune Cup Final! The Lone King, Jack Atlas"! Riding Duel! Acceleration!


Jack: I hate fun.

Jack: Giving up everything has made me finally realize... there was something in the depths of my heart holding me up...

Carly: If you get the picture that much, why don't you just start your life over again? The old Jack died in that battle with Yusei. Now it's time for the real Jack Atlas to live!

Favorite Stories/Authors:

Spirit Shadow Dragon-wolf Tamer (my Pippakins!): Okay, I know this chick doesn't have much up, but she is an AMAZING writer! Hostage would be NOTHING without her! And her story Shadowed Hearts! *implodes* I know that damn plot (because I helped her come up with it) Fucking epic man! :).

S2Teennovelist aka Lauren who happens to be one of my bestest friends, all of her stories are amazing! My favorite though has to be The Dragon's Rose. It's Prideshipping and though I'm not a Prideshipper it's still an amazing story! And she's going to be a best selling author one day, just wait! I know she can do it!

Hate me by Princess Nefertari: this is by far the BEST puppyshipping story I have EVER read it's just...I can''s amazing! If you like Puppyshipping you should read this story.

Dracoynx her stories are just amazing...twelve days is one of my favorites.

Jollybigsis: Enslaved, Voices of Seduction a;fka;f;asfs

Playing card games is just like making love by Chaos of the best Thiefshipping stories ever!

But it's impossible by Thiefshipper01...(actually all her stories are good lol) that story is just...she's a good Thiefshipper writer.

Bloody Brilliant by Mel-girl! Oh i LOVE that story! she's a fantastic Thiefshipper writer!

Ferris Ulf: all of her stories are epic haha!

My favorite story by her is a Darkshipping story called Cry of the Wicked. It's AMAZING like I'm not kidding around it wil make you CRY it is's it MADE me love darkshipping even more than I already did! It's by Ferris! :D. Read it! Read it! *stares at you* Hehe. :).

As I Fall :D.

Epic quiz of doom:

Name your 12 favourite Yu-Gi-Oh! characters in any order:

1) Bakura

2) Atem

3) Marik

4) Malik

5) Seto

6) Yugi

7) Ryou

8) Kisara

9) Mai

10) Isis

11) Duke

12) Mahad

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Technically, yes if we’re counting Ishizu as Isis since that’s her Japanese name.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Of course! I mean he’s a kick ass drag queen haha! (totally is too!)

3 What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I don’t believe that’s possible, but if it was then I’m all for it! :D.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No, sadly.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

No. They’re not compatible like that.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Four/Nine seems to be the better choice here…

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

They would try to figure out what went wrong…

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Umm… *tries to think* I don’t do that pairing…

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

As scary as it sounds, probably so.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.


11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

I wouldn’t.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Not that I know of…

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Stronger by Kelly Clarkson.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

I never would write that…

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

I don’t think 8 would do that… lol

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

starts plotting*

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would run out the door and tell one.

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Well, he did in Hostage… so…

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?


20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I'd be scared if they did.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of…

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Umm no...

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Scream Mahad’s name haha.

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last week.

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Probably bondage. You know how he is.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Probably. Knowing him, probably both lol.

Dislike Yugioh character questions:

1) Aknadin

2) Ms. Chono

3) Shadi

4) Ziegfried

5) Rex

6) Weevil

7) Vivian

8) Rebecca

9) Bobsa

10) Bandit Keith

11) Pandora

12) Zorc

1) What would happen if eight and nine whacked each other upside the head?

Eight would have to jump very high, and nine would just laugh as he does so.

2) Would one and ten have wild sex?

Knowing them, probably.

3) How badly do you want to burn two? (scale 1-10)

10.5! 10.5! Burn the bitch! Burn the bitch!

4) If eleven and eight tried to hurt your favourite character, would they succeed?

Absolutely not! They are too stupid!

5) Would seven and four do 69?

Umm no. Seven is too gay to touch four lol.

6) What would happen if five walked in on nine and twelve having sex?

He’d be scarred for life because nine would have exploded.

7) What would happen if three and ten met each other in a dark alley?

Three would possess him in some strange game to ‘fix’ him.

8) What happened if nine tried to kill four’s archenemy?

Nine is too stupid for that.

9) What would happen if seven broke into a song about love?

Everyone would shoot!

10) What if five didn’t exist? How would that have changed Yugioh’s plot?

Nothing would change really. I mean, the beginning would, but it could have been done differently with another character. So he’s not that important.

11) What would happen if ten was having sex with your favourite character?

He would die a great death.

12) What would happen if eleven, six, and one were in a relationship?

Umm… the word would cease to exist.

13) Write a title for six/four/nine using fluff.

I’d rather not.

14) What if ten and twelve were plotting to take over the world together?

Twelve would just destroy ten.

15) What if two was in love with six. How would eight feel?

I don’t think eight would really care too much…

16) What if seven was the true hero of Yugioh?

I’d run.

17) What would one say if they tried to hit on eight?

I don’t think he’d say anything…

18) Write a drabble fic with five and twelve.

Twelve blasted five across the land. He burnt to a cinder as he screamed: “WEEEEVIILLL!!!! And Dinosaurrrrrrrsss!!”

19) If you wrote seven/three/ten/six fic, what would the warning be?

You’ll be scared for life.

20) If two and three were real, and they walked in your neighbourhood, what would you do?

BURN THEM! Burn them good!

21) Does anyone on your friend’s list like nine?

Not that I know of.

22) Does any of your friends write four and seven together?

I’d be scared if they did.

23) How does one get a date?

I often question that.

24) What would six scream in great passion?


25) Where would twelve go on a date?

To Zorctopia of course! Haha.

26) What would happen if eight, seven, four, and six were locked in a room together?

Eight and seven would fight til the death over Yugi. Four and six would just stare at each other.

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Fissures of Thirteen by Shadow Spirit Dragon-Wolf reviews
However unlikely; they were family. Not bound by blood, but by hatred and sorrow. As they try to pull each other and themselves back together they pave the way to becoming legends. Not only to the village that scorned and shunned them, but the entire world
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Orochimaru, Sakumo H.
As I Fall by Ferris Ulf reviews
Jou,suffering from depression,strikes a friendship with Bakura that becomes a lot more.Will anyone accept this?What of Baku's past lover or Jou's old crush?Can Jou help Bakura out of his suicidal state or will he fall alongside the yami? J? B? JB BJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 646,219 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 1/6/2007 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yami Bakura, Yami Marik, Yami Yūgi
Kangen by The Forgotten's Kanvas reviews
* "The shadows flee the light so they can protect secrets." * Orochimaru dies and is sent back in time to atone for his past deeds. Somehow, while working alone from the shadows, he has to save the very Konoha he helped destroy and fix everything else in the process. All foes be warned: the snake has shed his skin once more, and this time he's the side of the Leaf. Time Travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Orochimaru
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Sweetend Pain by RecetteXTear reviews
(Modern Darkshipping AU) Yami's just a normal human being suffering because his boyfriend's cheating on him. Bakura's a not-so normal human being who has his eyes set on Yami. When the former sets foot outside and the latter takes him, will Yami develop Stockholm Syndrome or stay true to his cheating-lover? Darkshipping, one-sided Prideshipping, Deathshipping and other pairings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi]
Enslaved by JollyBigSis reviews
Captured by Bakura and bound by a promise, Atem is confined to a treacherous life of darkness, thievery and rivalry. Will he be able to break free or is he fated to remain enslaved to a man with inscrutable motives and intentions? Set in an AE-AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,466 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Thief Bakura, Atem, Mahado/Mahad
Red Sand by MySweetAzaeleah reviews
A prince and a thief form a strange bond under false pretenses. After Bakura rescues him and Seto from slavers, Atem lies about their identity to get Bakura to escort them back to Kemmet. Trust, sympathy, and feelings begin to form between them, but will they be enough once the lies and the darkness of the Pharaoh's reign step into the light? Casteshipping, Revertshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,197 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Atem, Thief Bakura] [Set, Jōno]
Fragile by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Domino City's been divided for decades. The North belonged to the Blue Eyes. The South belonged to the Red Eyes. Atem leads the Blue Eye Aces. Yami reigns over the Red Eye Spades. As for Yugi, he was just a normal high school student with hopes for a future and a world outside this rough life. He'd never meant to get involved on either side. AU. Mobiumshipping. Editing in Progress
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 270,590 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - [Atem, Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.] - Complete
The Frost King by The Queen of Plot Twists reviews
Strangely unhappy with his seemingly perfect life, Yugi discovers a world of Winter and magic ruled by the enchanting Frost King and finds true love, a home he's always longed for,and spreads his wings, but when the storm fades which life will he choose?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,837 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Pure Erotica by ElisiansBane reviews
During a diplomatic visit to a new country, Wolfram makes a cultural faux paux with a spice shaker, and as his fiance Yuuri must oversee his punishment. two-shot, PWP, Yuuram, self-beta'd, BDSM.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Louder Than Words by Higuchimon reviews
Which is more intense? The storm raging all over Domino City or the storm raging between Bakura and Atemu?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2007 - [Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura] - Complete
Cry of the Wicked by Ferris Ulf reviews
Bakura has destroyed Ryou, now posing as his light in order to get revenge on Yami. What happens, however, when the pharoah begins to have feelings for 'Ryou' ? And what happens when some others come into the picture with darker intentions? VIOLENCE later
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 121,842 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
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Hostage reviews
"We're the same. Bounded by fate. We've captured each other. We know more than the other ever wanted anyone to see. I'm your hostage just as much as you are mine. Never forget that." The line between love and hate, justice and unjustice, good and evil may be the undoing if they don't break the wall that separates them from their worlds. Casteshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Thief Bakura, Atem]
Phoenix of the Moon reviews
Pain isn't always clear especially when it's buried deep within you, eating you alive from the inside out. And running away from it only causes problems until you fall for the one that you despise and hate the one you fell in love with so hard. [Yamishipping, Casteshipping, Hikarshipping]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi, Yami Marik]
Forbidden Love reviews
A collection of one, two and three-shots based of the pairing of Dark/Casteshipping. Chapters are not related to each other unless otherwise stated. The general story will be rated 'M' but not ever chapter will be rated in such a way. Everything is my usual romance and whatnot unless otherwise stated. Enjoy the one-shots!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi] [Thief Bakura, Atem]
Scarlet Storms reviews
Moments away from destroying Zorc, Yami hesitates, asking Horakhty if she can set Bakura free. She agrees, telling Yami that in order for him to pass into the afterlife, he must break his enemy of the darkness, and he only as a year to do so. [Darkshipping, possibility of other pairings, AU-ish/post cannon]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 310,272 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura] [S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.] - Complete
Fang reviews
The day before Bakura, the crown prince of Hazu, the werewolf kingdom, is to be crowned the next king. His siblings Ryou and Amane are kidnapped by none other than the Syanian army. When Bakura goes to get them, he is kidnapped as well, his father makes a deal with the vampire king, Dartz, forcing Bakura to go to Domino City, changing his life, forever full sum inside darkshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 321,821 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi] - Complete
Undone reviews
This story is set during Battle City...Yami goes to talk to Bakura needing his advice on something important. Darkshipping. My Hikari's bday ficcie!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Play Thing reviews
The story is set in Episode 200 where Bakura and Yami are in the alleyway after Weevil and Rex try to steal the items...Yami wants to know why Bakura hates him so much but Bakura refuses to tell, telling him that the only way he'll tell is if he wins the game he has planned. Darkshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Way I Fell for You reviews
What if Bakura was captured by Dartz? After finding out that someone else wants Yami gone, Bakura devises a plan to steal the card that steals souls, so he lets Ryou take over to get closer to Yami and his friends, unfortunately Ryou meets Dartz who promises him he can have all the friends in the world if he gives him the darkness that controls him and Ryou agrees. Darkshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 161,598 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Impossibly Yours reviews
After winning the Ceremonial duel, which would led him into the Afterlife, everything seems peaceful until Atem meets Bakura's family demanding that he save Bakura, but will Atem agree to his destiny?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Atem, Thief Bakura - Complete
Crazy Dark Drivers reviews
What happens when Yugi, Marik and Ryou decide to teach their dark halves how to drive cars?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
The King of Thieves reviews
On the night of Bakura's 7th birthday, his village was destroyed, now having no one but Zorc by his side, Bakura teams up with Zorc, seeking revenge, but finds something else instead. Casteshipping Thief King Bakura X Atem
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,609 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Thief Bakura, Atem - Complete
He is reviews
Marik tells us how he feels about his new husband Bakura Thiefshipping, Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete