America's Nantucket
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Joined 11-20-11, id: 3448533, Profile Updated: 06-10-12
Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Yotsuba&!/よつばと!.

Important notice: Sorry for not updating in forever; there's no current internet at my house and I lost my phone a few days ago.

Another thing: I will momentarily be moving my fanfics to yourfanfiction(.)com. Username is the same as here. Americas_Nantucket.


MY favorite animes!

Hetalia

Ouran High School Host Club

Death Note

Junjou Romantica/Sekaiichi Hatsukoi

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

HELLO THAR. The name's Elizabeth. I'm 14 AND MADLY OBSESSED WITH HETALIA AND YAOI! :D So. I'm not sure how this profile shall work, but I'll try my best. HERE WE GO:

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, watching Hetalia, yaoi, and RPing

What I like to do on my free time: WATCH HETALIA!

Other things: Nothing else, really. I kinda already explained everything up there XD

My favorite Hetalia characters!

1.) England: Eyebrows sexy British man = MY DREAM HUSBAND-- Ahem *coughcough* I mean ... my ... favorite character of all time. Yeah. I just love England; he's so uke, yet he can be a fucking boss as seme. And them eyebrows. Did I ever mention I have a disturbing fetish for bushy eyebrows? ... Well, now you know. ;D *is currently RPing as on GaiaOnline*

2.) America: HERO!! America is so fun to abuse-- I-I mean, love. " I'm just now getting used to uke!America, since I always picture him as a seme with Iggy. On another note, I live in America's glasses! (that should give you a biiiig hint to where I live. ;DD)

3.) Spain: HELP, HELP, CHILD MOLESTER! D: Jk, jk Espana is forever mine!(and his glorious ass that does miracles) Being my third favorite country is all Chatango's fault; I'm RPing as England and I forced a Spain RPer to marry me. D We live happily together and our honeymoon was on Big Ben while white doves flew above our heads. Plus, we has great pirate smexy tiemz ;DDDDD SPAIN IS THE BAWSS!

4.) Prussia: Made of pure awesome. 'Nuff said. Kesesesese! Best friends with a Prussia RPer in GaiaOnline

5.) Canada: I forget who he is. Anyone care to tell me? C:

6.) Sweden: THE SWEDISH. OH, THE SWEDISH. I love Sweden, mainly because I can understand him; considering the fact that I've cosplayed him on GaiaOnline for a few months. *Shudders* But the memories ... oh, those memories. Fucking annoying Prussia cheating on me. What a whore >U But SuPru shall forever be one of my OTPs ;//u//;

7.) Germany:ICH LIEB DEUTSCHLAND! I was born in Germany trololol. Surprisingly, even though it's canon, I don't really support GerIta all that much. I look at it as more one-sided that just full-on lovey dovey. Although, Germany did kiss Italy on the cheeks butthatdoesn'tmatterbecauseIdon'tcareanymore. Besides, I like Italy paired with Romano. Incest FTW

Alrighty, here are some other sites you might recognize me on:

deviantART: ancientkitsunegoddes

Chatango: Thatxjerkxengland and Xbritanniaangelx

GaiaOnline: II Iggy II

Tumblr: 0americas-nantucket0

AO3: AmericasNanucket

Facebook: 'tis private. Message me if you want to know. Although, you could just go to my dA profile and it's there, so.

Well, I don't have that much else to say. So, with all due respect, I say this: HASTA LA PASTA!

Oh, by the way, I'm up for RPs at any time Any kink is fine with me, just pick carefully with the pairings. Very sensitive on those

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Ich Bin Preussen by WhiteCrow10 reviews
After 1989, Gilbert Beilschmidt went missing. Years later, his brother Germany goes on a search for him. Could it be that Izaya Orihara holds the key to finding the lost nation of Prussia? Based on the idea that Izaya is Prussia. Shizaya later on. Rating boosted to M after Chapter 20.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,258 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Prussia, Izaya O., Shizuo H.
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Year of Surprises by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Nations in times of prosperity are capable of reproducing. Of course there's a problem with this: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive. This is the story of America's first pregnancy. Mpreg, UKUS, M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Frozen Yogurt Baby by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America lies and tells England he's pregnant, but in reality he's just getting fatter from eating at all the new frozen yogurt shops that have opened up recently. M-preg parody, UKUS, crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Don't Surround Yourself With Yourself by Konata101 reviews
Who will inherit the throne to the Kingdom of Spades? Heh, well, the King and Queen better get to work on that. Cardverse AU, USUK, yaoi, mpreg, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
Oh Sweet Jesus by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Elephant in the Room by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and Canada are at the mall and find themselves at Spencer's Gifts. In the adult section! They joke about the things there and have a lulzy time. But then America sneaks a couple of the items home with them ... Silly, cracky AmCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Alfred All Alone by The Incorrigible Ammy reviews
Who said art galleries were safe? Sometimes, Alfred wished older people weren't so into art... He certainly could have done without the terror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - America
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Golden Arches by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America buys a bed shaped like a giant hamburger. And asks England to bang him on it. Oh, and to pick up some McDonald's on the way too. Cracky UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stripperific by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - America - Complete
Tis The Season To Be Douchebags by September Wolves reviews
In which Tony is the king of denial,Steve has a secret valentine.Thor is secretly sleeping with his brother.Clint highfives everyone,pretends to be Cupid and pukes up rainbow glitter.In other words,the avengers go to a theme park on Valentine's Day.CRACK.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
A Shawarma Story by Procyonpaw reviews
A tale about a Turkish man, a shawarma restaurant, and six guests. Inspired by the post-credit scene in the movie Avengers.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Turkey - Complete
Morality by The Incorrigible Ammy reviews
RP between America's Nantucket and me. Arthur bites off a little more than he can chew when he winds up pet to Alfred, halfbreed devil 'extraordinaire.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - America, England/Britain
Drinks by H.R Again reviews
America and England go out for drinks, and England gets drunk...what else would happen? Things are said and maybe some feelings are revealed. -USUK- R.R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Broken Bones by Vani Jane reviews
2P!Verse - 2P!America somehow finds himself in England's house, looking for 2P!England. But not finding his Brit and remembering that it was the both England's birthdays, he decides to give England a special birthday present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hetalia: Scribbles by Vequiloudicus reviews
Ciao ciao ! So I had this really great idea! I started a journal and I'm gonna pass it around to everyone ! Does't that sound fun? Yeah! I thought so, too! I'm gonna keep it first so everyone knows what to do, okay? And then Germany gets it, and Romano...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - N. Italy
Use Me, Abuse Me by The Incorrigible Ammy reviews
Alfred only wants someone to love him, after all. Warnings will be added as needed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America
On Your Knees by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - America, England/Britain
Cockblocked! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's April Fool's Day, and America plays an epic prank on England. Shame England doesn't think it's funny and withholds sex from him. So America calls France asking for advice. Of course that's a bad idea ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Shake Weight Brings All the Boys to the Yard by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Sexy on the Western Front by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Leave a Message at the BEEP by MidnightMoonWarrior reviews
HELLO. YOU HAVE REACHED THE POWER RANGERS NINJA STORM TEAM. UNFORTUNATELY WE CANNOT TAKE YOUR CALL, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME, NUMBER, AND SUPER POWERED PROBLEM AT THE BEEP AND WE WILL POSSIBLY RETURN YOUR CALL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dustin B. - Complete
Among the Stars by Konata101 reviews
Alfred, a young astronaut, crash-lands on a distant planet and meets Ivan, an alien. Russia/America, AU. Fluffy-ish, smutty-ish, with mpreg in later chapters. RP with White Wabbit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,471 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, Russia
Don't Try This At Home by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme de-anon. America and Canada experiment, and America has to call England for help when painful things happen. AmeCan, warnings for non-explicit sex and really embarrassing injuries. Title is also a warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Apologize by EkaterinaFlowers reviews
England and America get in a fight, leaving America in tears. England goes to comfort America and they share a bonding moment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
Death is Cheap by Klei reviews
For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Russia, America
Some Things Hallmark Just Doesn't Make a Card For by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bottoms Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Without You by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America is lonely and tired. All he really wants is England. This leads to some... interesting coping methods. UKUS, M for masturbation, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Black and Blue by Angelicheartbeats reviews
Alfred broke Arthur. He took him for his own and Arthur loves Alfred too much to stop him. Dark!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Le Laid by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
Hetalia Music Oneshots by malachitejellyfish reviews
Exactly what the title says! Also, READER INSERT! Feel free to request! But ONLY vocaloid songs! oh yeah, there can be multiple chapters for the same country. And please keep it under T. Not that it would go over, probably. [DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2012
Erotic Ambassador to the World by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England has a bit of a reputation for kinkiness. The rest of the world hopes to god it's true. M for sexual fantasies. One-sided World/England implied USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
America's Maid Service by SouthParkFirefly reviews
America wants to see Iggy as a maid and he gets his wish. WARNING: Lemon, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sing For Me by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America approaches England for sex while he's doing laundry. As coitus ensues, England makes a sap out of himself and demonstrates how deeply he's in love in spite of himself. Fill from Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Should by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have intercrural sex in a hot tub in my usual style. Deanon from kink meme. Obviously M for UKUS smut. Ah, how easy summaries are for a smut writer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Disappearance of Matthew Williams by rhythmeticVagabond reviews
Matthew Williams, the nation of Canada, had never really been noticed, so it wasn't a surprise when he was turned into a VOCALOID that he had never become popular. But he kept singing. But its not easy to keep singing when nobody notices you.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Canada, Miku H. - Complete
Daughter of Evil by RinnieTheVocaloid reviews
"There was, once upon a time, in another place, an evil kingdom who no one dared to face, and the ruler was a girl so mean, a tiny little princess at the age of fourteen!" Based off of the Story of Evil series.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Hold You by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Some good old fashioned PWP from the kink meme. Request was for boot/glove kink. Also involves some power play and switching, but mostly a lot of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Soviet Russia by americalovesthecockpit reviews
NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Dinnertime by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*ItaGer* Kinkmeme de-anon. Germany gets a little distracted at the dinner table. He distracts Italy, and there may be pasta involved... slightly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Rotten Heresy and Chocolate by The Incorrigible Ammy reviews
'I'll lick some sweet sweet chocolate, some real, some fake. ' Everyone's addicted to the chocolate, and who is Alfred to refuse? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America - Complete
The Lube Fairy by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
Bed Testing by americalovesthecockpit reviews
France blackmails Canada into telling him a private, saucy story about him and Italy. Silly Canada/Italy fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Canada, N. Italy - Complete
Snuggie Sex by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In The Midnight Show by PunkRocky reviews
Oneshot. Pretty much PWP. Alfred gets frisky with Arthur in a movie theater. Sex ensues. Warning - Voyeurism and Elizabeta being a pervert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mating Season by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's Unicorn's mating season, and England ends up having some fun with his magical friends. Unicorn/England crack RP between BeatricetheGolden and myself
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Pancake Buddies by Coolcakesbruh reviews
Alfred decides to seduce Matthew in the only way he knew Matthew wouldn't possibly turn him down...Pancakes. Yaoi, oneshot America/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
You Say 'Elevator', I Say 'Lift' by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Why So Bitter? by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Unexpectedly by LovexAndxEdelweiss reviews
Prussia shows up at the Austrian's villa without invitation as usual, but this time, something is a bit different. PrusAus, masturbation, and general creeper!Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Where do Kittens Come From? by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Grease by RealityDreamsii reviews
OneShot- One day after a G8 meeting, Arthur and Alfred are home and Arthur brings up Big Macs...Warning! Smut! POV changes- stupid humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America and MochiEngland Make a Porno by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
Child's Play by Cygrus reviews
America invites England to Florida to spend Spring Break with him in a romantic manner, but England has more passionate ideas in mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sleep Tight, My Love by XSDansa reviews
Liet wakes up to Po having a nightmare about Russia taking his Lithuanian lover captive. Rated M for multiple reasons! Yaoi, language, lemons, human names used. This is why you're here, non? I own nothing!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
A Millimeter, a Million Miles by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
You can put them about as far apart as you can get on this planet, but you can't stop them from talking, and you can't stop them from getting off. America, England, and taking advantage of video chats. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Turn Me On by mykonosparadise reviews
The things are steaming up between the German bros when they catch their sisters playing dirty during their absence, and they grab the opportunity to enjoy the erotic peep show. Germancest fem!Germancest - Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Ice Side of Life by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Seme!UK, inappropriate use of ice-lollies... what more could a fan want from their yaoi? Don't like, graciously do not read. Old fic was deleted. Re-Posted. M for a reason. HILLBILLY TRANSLATION IN 2ND CHAPTER. Seriously bruh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
XXXbox live by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What a Beautiful World can be Seen by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
One day after a conference Italy comes up to America and requests to paint him. America agrees, only to find out that Italy likes his subjects nude. Coitus and ahoge-abuse ensue. AmeIta, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/5/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Ice Ice Baby by BonsaiBabe reviews
Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Danmark's Fødselsdag Gave by FanSlewFantasy reviews
You know when there's thunder and lightning and you can't sleep so you sit up 'til four typing Yaoi? Yah... It's Denmark's birthday, and Norway ponders what to get him. M for a reason. Seriously. Yaoi, DL;DR ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Greased Lightning! by OKFan reviews
"instead of disgusting, the musky scents were more arousing than what he was willing to admit." Kink meme De-anon. US/UK *Sex in a McDonald's restroom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ménage à Trois Just Means Threesome by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Don't touch Nantucket! by FantasiaCalcas reviews
England plays with Nantucket while America is sleeping. He gets reaction out of America that he really doesn't expect. One shot UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Spoiled Children by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
Awesomesauce by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spice! by AmeChu-Vocaloid reviews
AmeChu lemon to the song Spice! by Len Kagamine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - America, China - Complete
The Dits and Dahs of Love! by OKFan reviews
"... - .-. .. .-. "strip" That was the only part of the message that England had heard, quite frankly, it was all that he needed to hear; he was already unbuckling his belt." Kink meme De-anon. US/UK/US **Telegraph sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
British Logic by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England are bored in a meeting with their bosses. Very bored. England, being the erotic ambassador and all, comes up with an "obvious" solution: hand jobs under the table. USUK. Smut. Unfair amounts of fluff. Deannon from the Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Merikasan no Hitsuji by Yamino Tenshi 202 reviews
AU Alfred has bought a British Human-sheep as a pet to keep around the house. But what does he do when his little Arthur goes through heat? Teach him how to take care of it himself. Oh joy! USxUK Rated M for a reason Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Garden Hoe by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My American Idiot by GoddessOfNight08 reviews
America pisses off England, and he gets punished. WARNINGS: USUK, Punk!England, American Idiot by Green Day, UkeAmerica, slight abuse, yaoi, and smut. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Do you remember that song we used to sing? by ButterFish reviews
Alfred's very last call is to the love of his life, Arthur. AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kleiland by Klei reviews
Parody crackfic of original country fanfiction. This, everyone, is the inspiring tale of how Klei's sofa was recognized as a country independent of the United States. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! Or something... Your IQ will drop at least 70 points reading this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - America - Complete
Special Sauce by MapleBurgers reviews
America x Burger :3 England is there too! haha xD this makes me giggle every time!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pledge of Allegiance by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Barbs by Klei reviews
RussAme and AmeRuss Catalia smut. That… That is all. Should I be ashamed? Warning for kitty sex, and because kitties have barbs on their you-know-whats. Written for Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Truth or Dare by Picopii reviews
Alfred want's to play a little game. Yaoi, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Flames will be used to roast marshmallows, yum.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Monster Lovin' by Klei reviews
There is really nothing to say about this except Fleshy Shadow/Grunt/Brute/Daniel. Written for Kinkmeme. Yes, Amnesia has a Kinkmeme. :3 Warnings for High Octane Nightmare Fuel and a bit of a cracky premise.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Daniel - Complete
The Box by Klei reviews
America has a box that he is quite content to pretend is a racecar. Or a spaceship. Or a pirate ship. Russia joins in. Fluffiness ensues. RussAme-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 4,495 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Geek in the Black and White by D3athz-C4lling reviews
Having caught the notorious Alfred F. Jones, all there was left to do was get a confession out of him – something investigator and interrogator Arthur Kirkland specializes in. But be careful, officer, pride comes before the fall…Prisoner!USXPolice!UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
America Has A Nice Hat by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Menthol by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Scotland smokes. Like, all the time. England is not pleased. Scot/Eng PWP, full version relocated to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Heroic Hero Man vs Dr Horrible! by theBrutalityofReality reviews
While watching YouTube videos, Alfred discovers the blog of self-proclaimed villain, Dr. Horrible. Being the hero that he is, Alfred knows that he MUST stop this villain! No pairings.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Little Girls Spain ver by Hetalia577 reviews
I love little boys they make me feel so BAD I love little boys they make me feel so GOOD
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Spain - Complete
America Kills England by Pink Sugar Elephant reviews
America kills England or something spoiler: England Dies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
THE EPIC TALE OF SUPER AMERICA by flying-mint-bunny reviews
This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Tom the Janitor by ninjafox369 reviews
The Nations LOVE to get it on in broom closets, but what does the guy who has to clean up the mess think about it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Boom by Klei reviews
Since he was a child, America had always loved explosions... England didn't worry so much about it until it started to get dangerous. No official pairings, though it can be seen as England/America if you want. Character and civilian deaths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Summer and chrysanthemums by Artemisthe2 reviews
Russia sits on a park bench and meets a strange girl.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Russia - Complete
Not a Narcissist by skykittt reviews
Prussia just loves himself a bit too much... a kink-meme fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Outside Blowing a Fag by Jay1892 reviews
What happens when America mistakes some English slang for something completely different? One-shot! Mature for UKUS sexy times ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by skykittt reviews
I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart." Berwald actually knows why he attends the parties and Prussia is smarter than he seems.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Prussia, Sweden - Complete
Yo Momma: Hetalia Style by ninjafox369 reviews
Just a bunch of lame yo momma jokes that I came up with...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Matthew is a Brain Ninja! by ninjafox369 reviews
A look into how Prussia loses ninety-nine point nine percent of arguments with Canada. Rated T for Prussia's mouth. Based off of Dane Cook's Brain Ninja joke.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Pickup Lines by Klei reviews
All the main males of the Narutoverse take turns desperately trying to win the oblivious blonde's heart... With their own pick-up lines. Any/Naru, it's left open-ended. NOT based on the pick-up lines picture/comic thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Parking Lot by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
Just a Prussia/UK PWP in a car. Rated for M for yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Old Time Rock n' Roll! by ninjafox369 reviews
Matthew's home alone and bored. What does he do? Read to find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Giving Up by OKFan reviews
One Shot. Kaoru is jealous of Haruhi and her growing friendship with Hikaru. R and R, thank you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Internet is for Porn by Klei reviews
In which Sasuke teaches Naruto what the internet is truly about! Crackfic, sorta SasuNaru. I do not own the song, Avenue Q does. Nor do I own Naruto; Misashi Kishimoto-sama does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perv Song by ninjafox369 reviews
Just like the beer song except more stupid and more perverted, hence the name. I can't believe i'm posting this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
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Ice Cream reviews
Short, fluffy-ish USUK. Alfred gets ice cream with Arthur and they both enjoy it on the bench.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Playing Pirate reviews
Arthur and Antonio play Pirate in their bedroom, only to cause too much of a ruckus and attract Alfred and Lovino to find out what's going on. After the two enraged nations storm out, the two former pirates get an idea. SMEXY PIRATE PR0NZ AHOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/15/2012 - England/Britain, Spain
EZones reviews
USUK and UKUS E-Zone touching. England wonders what that strange curl on America's head is for, so he goes and grabs it when he's sleeping. America wants to know about England's bushy eyebrows so he touches them when he's sleeping. Rated T for mild Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - America, England/Britain
Mayuge Festival Surprise reviews
Arthur is invited to Kiku's place for the Mayuge Festival, so he decides to get a some info on it. After learning, he goes to check it out. Little does he know there's a girl that will change his life. Arthur x Fuuka.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - England/Britain
A Day in the Life of America
Take a trip in the day of the life of the hero, AMERICA! America's PoV, rated T for mild language and slight USCan in later chapters. SEQUEL COMING SOON!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America - Complete
Prussia's Identity reviews
Just a silly thing I wrote a while back on deviantART. Austria is disguised as a 'reporter' and convinces Prussia to admit his real name. Slight PruAus, but mostly friendship-wise. Country names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Under the Mistletoe reviews
This is a late Christmas fic. Alfred gives Arthur a diary for his Christmas present, but Arthur takes offense and storms out the house. How will Alfred forgive him? USUK smut in second chapter. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Video Games reviews
Alfred and Arthur playing a little CoD. " When Alfred gets irritated by Arthur's constant 'dying', he decides to switch games to play. What they both don't know is that Kiku left one of his video games in their room. What happens when Alfred finds out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Day in the Life of Prussia reviews
Just a quick 4 Chapter story of the Awesome One, Prussia A little bit of Germancest, but mostly just brotherly love. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Prussia - Complete
A New Love reviews
Prussia/Austria Austria isn't happy with his and Hungary's marriage so Prussia comes in uninvited and things get a little hot between the two. From Prussia's PoV, smut, and human names are used C:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Austria, Prussia
Back to School reviews
AU. It's the crew's first day back at Hetalia Academy! Multiple pairings include RoChu, Franada, and main focus is USUK. M for later chapters. I WILL EDIT THIS FONT SOON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America, England/Britain
Alfred asks about Yaoi reviews
Alfred asks about the wonderful word, YAOI! Rated T for Kiku's explaining.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete