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Joined 11-21-11, id: 3448766, Profile Updated: 12-31-15
Author has written 13 stories for Doctor Who, Superman, Once Upon a Time, and Star Wars.

You can also find my fic on Tumblr and AO3 under the same Bat-station.

I am old and quite a bit grumpy.

Definitely co-authored the air near my fingers with the absolute delight that is ABadPlanWellExecuted.

I do not own Doctor Who, Once Upon a Time, Star Wars, Man of Steel, or their characters.

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Fragile Design by XerxesRises reviews
David Nolan is out to protect his family, in any way that he can. He enlists the help of Emma Swan and Killian Jones to help uncover the crime boss currently living in his sleepy town of Storybrooke, ME. Two stubborn and damaged souls now have to come together as partners to solve a murder and maybe even save each other in the process. Fake marriage; modern AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 227,518 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] [David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard]
The Curse of Bean Sidhe by Oubliette14 reviews
CS Enchanted Forest AU. A princess, a curse, and a vengeful pirate captain. Kidnapped and cursed as a child, Emma spends nearly a decade locked away in solitude, until one day a certain devilishly handsome pirate comes to her rescue. Rated M for language, violence, and steamy goodness.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,239 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
The Journey of a Thousand Miles by gallifreyburning reviews
It's no small step, leaping off the top of the Willis Tower wearing gravity boots. This is the story of how Jupiter Jones gets there. If you'd rather read this story in is multi-chaptered, fully-annotated glory, head over to ao3: archiveofourown . org / works / 3464324 (copy-paste and remove the extra spaces in the url)
Jupiter Ascending - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 60,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Jupiter J., Caine W., Titus A. - Complete
Follow Every Highway by gallifreyburning reviews
Jupiter Jones needs a green card. Caine Wise needs a place to live. What's a little marriage of convenience, between strangers? A fake-married au inspired by the movie Green Card. If you'd rather read this story in its multichaptered, fully annotated glory (trust me, you do) just copypaste this url and remove the extra spaces: archiveofourown . org / works / 3808048
Jupiter Ascending - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Jupiter J., Caine W. - Complete
A Place Called Home by Montana-Rosalie reviews
Emma and Killian adopt an unwanted child. Joy and heartbreak are hopelessly entwined.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
A Somewhat Terrible Idea by randomsquare reviews
When Emma Swan gets an invitation to her ex's wedding, she isn't expecting to find it still hurts. Determined not to "lose the break-up", Emma recruits the snarky Irishman she chases down bail jumpers with, to assist her in her somewhat ill-conceived plan to save face. Absolutely nothing could go wrong, right? Captain Swan AU. M for swears.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,715 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
What Could Have Been by A Whisper Of Grace reviews
A few years after the events in Neverland, a new spell has been created to finally send everybody home to the Enchanted Forest. Something goes awry, and this time it's up to Killian to break the curse.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,312 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Neal C./Baelfire, Tinkerbell - Complete
Breaking Glass by swaggercaptain reviews
All the air is punched violently from her lungs when his first three words are a question, one eyebrow arched high on his forehead in curiosity, "Who are you?" When the Snow Queen lodges a shard of glass deep in Killian's heart, how can Emma remind him of who he is when she cannot even remind him who she is?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,547 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
These Dreams by karmacanary reviews
**Set after the S3 Finale** When Emma gets trapped in the dream world, Killian willingly goes under a sleeping curse to find her. As they navigate the dreamscape together, will they be doomed to finding and losing each other in all sorts of lifetimes? Or will they be able to get clues to their friends in Storybrooke to help them back to reality? Rated M for steam/dark themes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,490 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
These Days of Dust by Leca B reviews
So she closed her eyes, ran a finger across the brochure at the bus station and came up with Storybrooke, Maine. She held on to Henry, tried to crush the memories of borrowed motel rooms and maps and broken promises. She'd waited long enough in Tallahassee. She hopped on a bus and they were off to the start of the rest of their lives. Modern Day AU. Emma doesn't give Henry up.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills - Complete
Just Because It Burns by lovingcaptainswan reviews
Over the 4 months it took to save Henry, Emma and Killian had 4 times in Neverland and once in Storybrooke, each accompanied by a different feeling. Desperation. Anger. Jealousy. Passion. And finally - Love. Captain Swan. 5 part series.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,906 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Two Pink Lines by lovingcaptainswan reviews
A Captain Swan series based around Emma's pregnancy with Killian Jones' child, spanning from positive pregnancy test to birth.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,952 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S. - Complete
The Memory Keeper by karmacanary reviews
Set after Hook's encounter at Emma's apartment (mid-winter hiatus, Season 3). Hook now has to find a way to get Emma to remember, and it'll take all his charm and cunning to do so. Rated M, and you'll know why if you've read my other Hook stories :)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,468 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Rebels On the Run by Montana-Rosalie reviews
Killian lost everything at once. Emma had never had anthing until she found him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,996 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Stay With Me by Montana-Rosalie reviews
Killian has lost the will to live. Emma walks into his life and turns everything upside down.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,852 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Turn My World Around by Montana-Rosalie reviews
Another curse hits and takes Emma to a new, horrible land. Hook can't let her face it alone.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S. - Complete
Of Drunkenness, Jealousy, and Treasure by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
Captain Swan one-shot. AU. Set in the not-so-distant future, in which Neal has come to Storybrooke, and Emma and Hook are still sort of dancing around their will-they-or-won't-they. Our dear Captain is none-too-pleased with the arrival of Emma's former paramour.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Second Star to the Right by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,636 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
i will always find you by of starlight reviews
"i have news for you, my dear," he murmured, tilting his head to the side as he let his fingers linger in the soft tresses, smirk ever present on his lips, "i will always find you." ; killian/emma
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Something in the Air by Gentle Hobbit reviews
Rose teaches the Doctor something about himself, but what he cherishes the most is what he continues to learn about her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
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stretch out with your feelings reviews
Obi-Wan is having trouble reining in his feelings. (Basically rewriting canon- and Darth Maul didn't die after striking down Qui-Gon.) Rated M for one word that would be considered explicit.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
it tolls for thee
The Doctor thinks that he is seeing people from his past. Have his suppressed ghosts finally come back to haunt him? A 50th anniversary fix-it. Because I needed to. Trigger warnings: alcohol and gaslighting. All chapter titles come from songs recorded by Damien Rice. The title of the fic itself comes from John Donne's "Meditation XVII." Rated M for brief explicit language.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,897 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/5/2015 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor
The Adventure of the Wolf and the Diamond reviews
The Doctor is revisited by one of his most worthy opponents ever, the Bad Wolf. A Sherlock Holmes AU- Victorian Era.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 12/5/2015 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
As the Sun Will Rise: One Year Later reviews
First anniversary; first fight. A sequel to "As the Sun Will Rise."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
As the Sun Will Rise reviews
Rose Tyler is sent to Scotland to live in a mysterious house during the London Blitz. Loosely based upon Beauty and the Beast.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 12/5/2015 - 10th Doctor, Brigadier, Rose T., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
inked reviews
Emma sees something that she definitely didn't expect. View inspirational image here:
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
for the brave and courageous reviews
Snow can't sleep. Prayer from 'The Book of Common Prayer.'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
a movie night in reviews
What it says on the tin.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
first day at work reviews
Clark's first day at the Daily Planet.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Perry W. - Complete
and we'll never be royals
I finally listened to the Lorde album. When it came to "Royals," this was all I could see.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Mickey S., Rose T. - Complete
stars watch, let them stare reviews
"I can handle you changing. Did it just fine. The question is, Doctor, can you handle me changing?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
a start reviews
From a prompt on Tumblr: Ten x Rose, barefoot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2015 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Decision
Donna wonders whether traveling with an alien is a good idea.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Published: 12/5/2015 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete