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Hey Guys! This account is now not in use! x3 all my stories are being re-written and completed on my new account!

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The Diaries of Darren Shan by clockwork-boosh reviews
Summary: Darren Shan has just settled into his princely duties as a Vampire Prince, but just when he thought things couldn't get any weirder, a note and 12 books from the future tell otherwise. Join him, to change the future and read the past. Enjoy!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Darren Shan
Vancha & Larten Learn to Read by Dead L E reviews
Vancha is bored and decides to learn to read. Larten joins him, can 200-300 year old vampires learn to read? Please R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Vancha March, Mr. Crepsley
The Times They Are A Changin' by The-Rebel-Spong reviews
"...I was resurrected from the Lake of Souls by Mr Tiny and granted one chance to return to earth; to change my future and prevent the War of Scars. With Evanna's help I was transported back in time to the early 1900's where I had one shot to change my future and the futures of those I love. I need to prevent Mr Crepsley from taking an assistant by any means necessary."
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
The Day Everything Changed by Tutankhamunfreak reviews
Everything was normal for Alan and Tommy until they decide to hiking up a mountain. Suddenly they find themselves in a world of drakness and fear with no one to rely on except a man who on all accounts should be dead... Please read and rate!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Tommy Jones, Alan Morris
MrCrepsley Plays Angry Birds by IDontSleepINap reviews
Darren Teaches Mr.Crepsley how to play Angry Birds. Rated T for mild language
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Unicorns of Panem by PenguinGirl526 reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games- as unicorns! :
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Love Takes Over by MrsTDCC17 reviews
Ginny has feelings for Harry, but how will she tell him with Cho Chang in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin by Beletrium reviews
CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN. SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Son. Harry and his friends move into second year with a new Defence teacher, new friends and a new threat. With attacks happening throughout the school will Harry get through unharmed? AU. Second of Seven stories
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,830 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
Family by Dead L E reviews
Sarah is a weird Darren Shan lover, as in the books, not the person, until the day the traces back her family tree and finds something amazing. What would you do, if you were the one related to... a vampire? Now rated T for paranoia. Please R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,497 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Mr. Crepsley
Worthless by HOAnubisTS reviews
By District 4 standards, I'm worthless. Good for nothing. That is... until I crossed the fence and met Tate, my best friend from another district. Our friendship was unbreakable - until Snow's cruel grasp on us twisted it until it remained no more. We may not survive... because the 59th Hunger Games is beginning.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012
A Chase Through Time by timeandcirque reviews
5 times, 5 places. All major events in one way or another, that in NO WAY should be altered. In fact, they should just be left alone altogether. But the Doctor can't do that. For the sake of the human race he must take the Master up on his ridiculous game and hope nothing goes wrong. Please R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
The Traitor Returns by timeandcirque reviews
When Desmond let Harkat and Kurda decide which of them should live, what if they had made a different choice? On top of having to adjust to life back in the present-Kurda Smahlt also has to face the harsh reality of what happened to the vampires and vampaneze in the time he was gone. Please R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Kurda Smahlt
Emerald Roses by brisingrrider reviews
Does not follow the books, the manga, and especially not the movie! Rose, whose parents were killed by what was assumed to be a vampire, must learn to make a new life for herself in the company of those she once thought were killers. OCxLarten, Gavner, and Kurda, but not all at once! DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, THANK YOU.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Mr. Crepsley
Harry Potter and the Vampires by Neko-hanyou05 reviews
A strange boy with a mysterious past comes to Hogwarts. Somethings different about him. Hes hiding something, something unbelieveable.... Can Darren survive magic school on top of his other responsibilities? No Slash!Spoilers!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006
Tunnels by Virvelmaster reviews
What happens when a big hole cracks open in the Hall of Princes? And someone goes missing down there...?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012
Peeta's Adventure by PenguinGirl526 reviews
Peeta time travels to 2012
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Peeta M.
Chasing Destiny by Deadly-Forgotten-Soul reviews
Turned a half vampire before Darren's time, Kiara and Vancha tell their story of friendship, hardships, love, lust, destiny and demons. With the future becoming changable can one Vampire take it into her hands to change what was written? OCx- ;
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,568 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
The Stakes Raised High by The Vampire Avatar reviews
The weird red liquid...what's it have to do with this? Why are all the vampires so scared? Wait are they...? No way! How will Darren react to this? All the vampires in vampire mountain have gone back to being...well read and find out.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,417 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Safe and sound by DeannaReadX reviews
Just close your eyes, the sun is going down. You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now. Come morning light, you and I'll be safe and sound... Hold onto this lullaby even when the musics gone, gone.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Running Away by HOAnubisTS reviews
This is a birthday story for VampanezeGirl97! When Steve is escaping the wrath of the vampire clan, he needs someone to shelter him. Can that person be an old friend from school?...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Steve Leonard - Complete
Hide and Seek by AwesomeRedVampire reviews
Vancha and Gannen are playing in the swamp when a sudden storm forces them to take shelter in a seemingly abandoned hut where their destiny's change. This story was made by myself and Vampanezegirl97.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Vancha March, Gannen Harst
Vampire Academy by LadyOfThePens reviews
The tiny meddler, a.k.a Desmond Tiny sends six vampires on a mission to infiltrate a human school. But it might not be a regular school, in fact, strange things are going on there; for example, there's a weird scarred kid running about. Name? Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012
My thoughts and feelings by AwesomeRedVampire reviews
Harkat's thoughts and feelings as he travels with Darren on the way to Vampire Mountain
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harkat Mulds - Complete
You Can Run, But You Can't Hide by DarkArmedRanger reviews
The paths of fate are crossed when two people meet who are running from the same person, and they feel a...connection. Rated T for language and slight suggestiveness later on, Darren/OC. Slightly AU in that Darren didn't die but is running from DesTiny.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Darren Shan
Through Love and Bravery by HOAnubisTS reviews
The iPod Shuffle Challenge! Drabbles about love, fights, courage, bravery, grief, love, resentment, and did I mention love? Review please!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
The True Enemy by DarkArmedRanger reviews
Evanna brought Darren back to find that he eliminated his bad side, but kept it's powers, and the war of scars is almost up. However, Darren & Evanna go on an epic quest with a few friends to fight the war against destiny. SPOILERS FOR LAST FEW BOOKS.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Darren Shan, Evanna
Anubis Vampires by Dead L E reviews
A little story I wrote with HOAnubisTS I think she's starting to like vampires! what do you think will happen if Larten, Darren and Harkat wind up in HOAnubis? Why does Darren want to stay so much? Please R&R
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Darren Shan, Nina M.
Playgrounds are Made for Meetings by BrambleclawIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
Darren is spending a day at the playground where his encounter with Destiny leaves him more than startled.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Darren Shan, Mr. Tiny
Vampires have the most fun! by Sometimes I lick windows reviews
Narnia is here. Vampires and Vodka to come. Join us, for there are not enough seats at the table and we need more pudding! R&R if you would like cake!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012
What happens when Larten watches Twilight by Warrior-Of-The-Undead reviews
Just a short little funny piece, what happens after Larten wathes Twilight Bella, Edward...you know! . Not much of a summary Im sorry...I am not good at summaries!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Vanez Blane - Complete
How voldemort was defeated by an asda lorry by Lady Fuschia reviews
in which Ron goes bald, draco gets high, Lucius kills santa and voldemort well you can tell from the title. sequel coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.