InheritedMadness
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Joined 11-21-11, id: 3450037, Profile Updated: 08-16-15
Author has written 8 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Pokémon, Freezing/フリージング, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.

Hi. PM me if you want to talk, but no guarantees. I'm rather elusive.(joking, I'm just pretty inactive)

Pokemon RP: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Poke-Knights-OC-RP/136361/

dA: PixellatedPerfection

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If you could read that put it in your profile!


This is very funny.

Three men were hiking through a forest...

when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs...

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...

and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

and walked across the bridge.


Hehe.

"A day without sunshine is like...you know...night"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor


Ouch.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by I’mDifferent-GetOverIt

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Oh, yes because it is totally possible to use a hairdryer while sleeping)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hmm...so you take the bag without paying for it and enter the contest)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Very specific on how to use this)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (So you don't have to defrost it?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ooops. A little too late for this one)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Nooo, after heating this, it'll be cold)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Doesn't this save time, though?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Five-year-olds drive machinery? Wow, I've been able to drive for this long without knowing it?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I thought I could take this to stay awake!...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where can't we use it?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I had absolutey no clue!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: change airlines)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (So, I can't fly when I dress up like Batman? Dang it, I was looking forward to that)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (OK, I'll just stop it with my feet.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, that helps a lot, trying to straighten your hair while you're getting it wet.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

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Ash and Cynthia's Journey by dippytrippy122 reviews
What would happen if Cynthia was fifteen years old and met Ash the day he had gotten his Pikachu? Would they be friends? Would they be foes? Why am I asking you these questions? I don't know... Just read. Ash/Cynthia Obviously. On hiatus until I finish everything. :)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,186 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
Shingeki no Pizza Hut by bipping reviews
In a world dominated by poorly cooked pizza, made from bad ingredients and served by heartless delivery boys, Eren Jaeger is humanity's last hope.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Armin A., Eren Y., Mikasa A.
The Path of Water by Arlia'Devi reviews
Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,151 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7773 - Favs: 5,256 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Camp Chaos by HopelessDove reviews
HIATUS - BEING EDITED Abandoned and alone in the world, Percy Jackson leaves his home only to find a new family with the immortals of old. Adopted by the most powerful of the primordials, what is to come to Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Percy J.
Last Hopes Lost by GodricsRanger reviews
Many are dead, some are captured, and some have just plain disappeared. They're back, and this time they've taken Will's life with them. CURRENT VERSION
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Will
Trojan War: Betrayal by Timeframe reviews
Percy is not man, or god. What is he? Follow his legacy as he faces betrayal from his friends, a right of passage, and a battle that will change the world as we know it. Percy/Artemis/Aphrodite
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,867 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Aphrodite, Percy J., Artemis
When Duty Permits by IneedAMMO reviews
Two hunderd years after the fall of Galbatorix Eragon recieves an invitation to attend the Blood-Oath Celebration from Arya. Will they let duty stand in the way of what they desire? And what of Murtagh and Thorn who have not been seen since the battle?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,506 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
She's Gone by bb.outrageous reviews
No matter how much he drank, he just couldn't seem to get himself drunk. With each glass, his pain in his chest seemed to numb but within minutes that pain would come back. She was gone and there was nothing he could do except drown his pain away.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Erza S., Gray F. - Complete
Evil is My Middle Name by Cap'NCupcake reviews
After a frightening prophecy, and a terrible fight, Percy is sent off to rescue Calypso. While Annabeth is stuck at camp, furious at her boyfriend, she can't help where her glance goes, even if it lands on that mysterious new camper named Pez. OC fic! P/A
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Waiting For You by gothic-farie reviews
What happens when Haku forgets Chihiro? He's been tortured by Yubaba, and forced to marry...RIN! ...Chihiro comes back to save him after a vision. What happens after six years of wishful thinking? chapter 21 updated
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003
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Fatal Error reviews
Years after the SAO incident, Kirito finds himself drawn into the gaming world again. His world is once again turned inside out, as one of Kayaba's experiments causes an error, resulting in a rift in reality, effectively destroying the real world, but leaving the virtual intact. Kirito must get help from his friends, to recover the save file...before it goes corrupt. KxA
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2014
Defrost reviews
Kazuya Aoi has trained his entire life, and possesses unprecedented strength as a limiter. But when he meets Satellizer L. Bridget, he faces his most difficult challenge yet. Can he break Satellizer's cold outer shell and befriend her?
Freezing/フリージング - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Kazuya A., Satellizer B.]
Journey To The top reviews
Six years after leaving Sinnoh, Ash comes back to compete in the Lily of The Valley Conference. Rayshipping AshxCynthia
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
No Regrets reviews
Just a little oneshot. Not meant to be sad. A little character death...here and there.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
Fighting Doom reviews
Sadie, Carter, and Zia must find Apophis and defeat him, else the world as they know it will be destroyed. Zarter and possibly Sanubis.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Carter K., Zia
Need some help? reviews
The gods are going crazy. Hades is angry at people using his name as a curse word. Zeus is getting in arguments with Hera. The solution? Anger management
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Zeus, Hades
Angela the Mooneater reviews
Angela's life was a mystery. Nobody knew when she was born, where she came from, or anyhting else about her. But this is the story of her life.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Angela
A Shur'tugal Christmas reviews
Christmas doesn't exist in Alagaesia, or does it? The magic of being together with the people you know and love. Set 500 years after the Great war. Orik, Nasuada, Eragon, Arya, Saphira, Firnen, Thorn, even a bit of Angela.*HIATUS!*
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Eragon S.