Author has written 8 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Pokémon, Freezing/フリージング, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.
Hi. PM me if you want to talk, but no guarantees. I'm rather elusive.(joking, I'm just pretty inactive)
Pokemon RP: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Poke-Knights-OC-RP/136361/
CopyPasta(never gets old)
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Ooh! Ooh! I can read it!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
This is very funny.
Three men were hiking through a forest...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge.
"A day without sunshine is like...you know...night"
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by I’mDifferent-GetOverIt
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Oh, yes because it is totally possible to use a hairdryer while sleeping)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hmm...so you take the bag without paying for it and enter the contest)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Very specific on how to use this)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (So you don't have to defrost it?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ooops. A little too late for this one)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Nooo, after heating this, it'll be cold)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Doesn't this save time, though?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Five-year-olds drive machinery? Wow, I've been able to drive for this long without knowing it?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I thought I could take this to stay awake!...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where can't we use it?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I had absolutey no clue!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: change airlines)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (So, I can't fly when I dress up like Batman? Dang it, I was looking forward to that)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (OK, I'll just stop it with my feet.)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, that helps a lot, trying to straighten your hair while you're getting it wet.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD