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Joined 11-21-11, id: 3450518, Profile Updated: 03-29-12
Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, Calvin & Hobbes, and Twilight.

Hey All!

I love to swim, play soccer, read and write. (obviously!) I love making cheesy jokes, which often earns me a smack on the head from my friends.

I haven't been on for a really long time, but anyone who still reads this makes my day!!! I can't promise to write very often, but I'll try.

My favourite series:

Artemis Fowl

Calvin and Hobbes

Twilight

Inkheart

PLL

The Simpsons

My favourite quote of ALL TIME: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. -Frieda Norris

-Princess Ninja Warrior
(a.k.a. Rapunzel)

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Calvin at College by ZSteenbergen reviews
Calvin hasn't seen Susie Derkins for more than 10 years and finally sees her again when they go to college
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
This Rose Has Thorns by yall are nuts reviews
RosexBella. Post new moon. All 18 chapters currently under construction. Re-visted after 5 year hiatus. Will be continued soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,493 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
Forbidden Fruit by Xavier Masters reviews
Maggie Simpson meets romance! Set 7 years in the future little Maggie is all grown up and having adventures of her very own.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Maggie S.
World Between Lines by Munkustrap18 reviews
11th Grade is here for Calvin, and Hobbes as fallen in love with Susie, but to her, he's only a stuffed animal. When she sees him, things can't get better. But what happens when more people start to see him too? Chaos! Hobbes/Susie, Calvin/OC
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,799 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Hobbes, Susie Derkins
Choices by music.mcr.twilight reviews
Seth and Embry finally imrpint...but on the same girl. Dun Dun DUNN! Nikki will have to make a choice but who will she choose? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Seth, Embry
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artemis Fowl the Third by Yami Maniac reviews
What if there was an Artemis Fowl the Third and this Artemis was female? And, uh oh, she plans on monopolising Haven...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,686 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006
The Love Below by moxearlee reviews
Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,131 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Artemis F.
The GROSS Club Handbook by Dannor reviews
Written by Calvin (with the help of Hobbes). The official handbook for the G.R.O.S.S.- explicit rules and regulations- along with arguments by Calvin and Hobbes. COMPLETE! Sorry for the long wait, guys- writer's block isn't fun.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
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Calvin and Susie Sitting in a Tree reviews
Calvin, age 15, is majorly in love with Susie Derkins. He only has one problem: Hobbes. The jealous tiger wants to stop Calvin from seeing Susie, or so it seems...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
ArtemisOrion Fowl reviews
Artemis Fowl finds himself cured of Atlantis Complex, only for his friends to notice some severe side-effects! How will they deal with the new Artemis? See how even this changed Artemis manages to create suspense and adventure!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Payback Time reviews
Jacob recieves Edward and Bella's wedding invitation, and reacts quite differently than in the book. Read to see how he plans to stop the marriage and save Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Jacob, Bella
True Colours Unravelled reviews
Edward tells Bella what people were truly thinking on her first day of school at Forks High School. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Taking it Back reviews
An alternate continuation starting from Eclipse, when Bella first notices Bree sitting with the Cullens. p. 569 Bree plays off of Jane's distraction to get what she finally desires. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bree, Bella - Complete