Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I write except the plot and any OC's. That is why I spend one hour a day crying in a corner.
FYI: When I write a Naruto fic, the jutsu name changes based on whether or not I find it easier to spell in English or Japanese. For example; I would call it the harashin jutsu instead of the flying thunder god jutsu. Though I do try to ues the English names if I can. For example; I prefer shadow clone jutsu over kage bunshin jutsu. That's just my writing style. I also don'tprovide a little translater at the bottom for Japanese jutsu, they're usually famous enough that you already know them.
ANBU code name: Kit: This story takes high priority. This is my firstfanfic and I will finish it to the end, even if people only send me flames. That is how dedicated I am. Expect an update once a week, usually on Sunday. Though theremay not be an update for up to two weeks.
The New Biju: This story takes medium priority. This is my NaruxYugi Fic that has been mentioned in code name kit several times. Officially this is my third Fic. Unofficially it is my second Fic due to the fact that I began writing this story LONG before raised a dragon. You can expect an update anywhere in the week, though I might take longer due to lack of inspiration since it barelyfollows the Shippuden timeline.
Raised a Dragon: Deleted. Won't tie it again unless I get a really good plot idea.
Favorites: Naruto, ramen(I guess those two go hand-in-hand :p), Fairy Tail, fire(connected? 0.o), Bleach, sharp pointy objects(okay, these are no longer coincidences), Claymore, good Chuck Norris jokes, The Simpsons, Stripes(the movie!), Jeff Dunham, comedy's in general, Maximum Ride novels, Daniel X novels, Rangers Apprentice novels, my fellow pyromaniacs, Assassin's Creed, and Fan Fics. Lots of Fan Fics.
NaruxSaku (Sakura has to realize she was a bitch to Naruto)
NaruxYugi ( Yugito HAS to be Naruto's age. Unless it is very, very, very, very, VERY well written)
KibaxHina (only if NaruxAnyone But Hinata)
KibaxSaku (same reason as KibaxHina, except if the Fic's not a NaruxHina. Then it should be KibaxHina because Hinata deserves to be happy WAY more than Sakura.)
KibaxIno (It all depends on how the Fic turns out. I just think Kiba deserves to be happy in the end.)
Pairings I Can't Stand:
NejixHina/NejixHana (if you like this, then no offense, thats pretty twisted. Even for me)
NaruxHanabi (her sister has had a crush on him for years, and he goes for the younger sister. WTF?)
NaruxHarem (to me, Naruto just isn't the kind of guy to fawn over lots of girls. Even with a 'head wife')
Anything Yaoi (I have nothing against gays, I just can't write it. That's it.)
Anything Yuri (can't be sexist, can we?)
SasuXAnyone (No way in HELL should Sauske be happy in any way, shape, or form. Unless it's a Fic where he truly regrets his actions. Then he can suffer with Ino or Sakura while they are still in fan girl form. Or if he proves he really is sorry, they can be more mature.)
How I Summon My Summons :p : smear blood on all of my fingertips and then do the handsigns. When I slam my hands on the ground, I have my hands spread out with my pointer fingers and thumbs pressed together in the form of a triangle.
Summons: Dragons. I know, kind of lame. But think about it. Once you summon it, you now have an armored, flying, fire-breathing reptile of mass destruction in your controll. It can't get any better. I'm pretty sure of it. PM me if you find a flaw in my logic. I'm more than happy to have a debate on it.
Zanpakto(s): That's right! I have two zanpaktos. The first one is Shadousureiyā (Shadow Slayer). The sealed form looks like any regular shinigami's zanpakto. The shikai is that it turns into a pure black hidden blade, like the ones from Assassin's Creed. It's called out by yelling "Hide: Shadousureiyā!". The second zanpakto is Tamashī no Sōshin (Soul Sender). The sealed form takes the appearance of a short dagger that can be kept in my shinigami robes. The shikai makes it turn into a massive broad sword that releases a flash whenever it clashes. The bankai for these two swords are meant to be used in tandem. Tamshī no Sōshin's bankai is that it hovers above my head and releases a constant flash, giving me several shadows. Shadousureiyā's bankai is that it turns into a broadsword(still pitch black), but also makes any shadow of mine be able to come to life. Hence, the shikai and bankai of these two swords are meant to be used in tandem. God I feel like a major weirdo/nerd writing this.
Name: all you need to know is my penname!
Where I Live: none of your biusness!
Gender: What, you want to find out if I'm able to be raped? Or just how to prepare? What a great fan you are. You rapists.
Age: What, you guys want to find out if I'm of raping age!?! Geez, why are my fans rapists?
Sexuality: does it really matter if you guys are going to rape me? Last I checked rapists were not that considerate. What a wacky generation we live in, huh? (p.s.: that still makes you rapists. It doesn't matter how considerate you go about doing it.)
"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out" - EroSlackerMicha (one of my favorite fanfiction writers)
"I am not an idiot scientist! I prefer the term Evil Genius!" - Lilo&Stitch
"Life is full of disappointments. For some people." - Gru from Dispicible Me
"The beatings shall continue until the morale improves."- my grandfather (trust me, he lives by this saying. And I've got the bruises to prove it.)
"Always remember the golden rule. He with the gold, rules."- can't remember where I heard it, but I use it often enough for it to be mine
"Troublsome/What a drag."- Shikamaru from Naruto
"Karma is a bitch. If that's true, then that makes me super bitch."-Me, after giving sweet revenge to my friend
"My brother is not dead. We had a bit of an argument so he's resting. Six feet underground. Eternally. Do you really want to keep this argument going now?-Me, trying to diffuse an argument in my favor
"Money can't buy happiness. But so far, it's gotten me pretty damn close."-Me
"Anyone who says money can't buy happiness clearly doesn't know where to shop."-My father
"Violence is not the answer. It's just the most effective option."-Me
"U.S.W.I.S.O.M.W.A.G.M.O.H.U.O.T.M- United, single women in search of men who aren't gay, married, or hung up on their mothers."-My mothers coffee mug
"Your sister seemed quite pleased with the handling I gave her earlier."-Ezio Auditore
"Doby never ment to kill! Doby ment to maim, or seriously injure. But never to kill!"-Doby from Harry Potter
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list."-T-shirt
"The ONLY thing we have to fear is FEAR ITSELF…...and spiders"-T-shirt
"Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid people."-Anonymous
"Person: There's no 'I' in team. We need to stick together! Me: Your right. I think. Let me go over there to think and try to prove you wrong while you deal with this. Thaaaaanks."-Me
I wanna get chocolate wasted!"-Grown-Ups
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You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or Face Book
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, TheHokageNaruto
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
99% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber was standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump. 0.5% of teens would bring a good chair and some popcorn. And the other 0.4% would be helping to push him off. 0.1 (Me, along with three of my friends) would be digging a giant hole with flames, giant saw blades, spikes, and neuro toxin at the bottom in case in some way from hell he survives. If you are one of the groups that would watch him jump, help push him off,or find a way to be in both of those groups, post this to your profile!
If you'd rather stay at home than go go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto silly for being so dense and stupid for not realizing that Hinata loves him, copy and paste this!
If you don't enjoy doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile.
The Crazy Test
1 You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (X)
2 You have ran into a glass/screen door. (X)
3 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ()
4 You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.(X)
5 You have ran into a tree/bush. (X)
6 You have been called a blonde. (X)
7 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. ()
8 You just tried to lick your elbow. (X)
9 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (X)
10 You just sang them to make sure. (X)
11 You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (X)
12 You have choked on your own spit. (X)
13 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. ()
14 You type with three fingers or less. ()
15 You have accidentally caught something on fire. (X)
16 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. ()
17 You have caught yourself drooling. (X)
18 You have fallen asleep in class. (X)
19 Sometimes you just stop thinking. (X)
20 Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (X)
21 People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (X)
22 You are often told to use your "inside voice". ()
23 You use your fingers to do simple math. ()
24 You have eaten a bug accidentally... (X)
25 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ()
26 You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (X)
27 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (X)
28 You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. ()
29 You break a lot of things. (X)
30 You tilt you're head when you're confused. (X)
31 You have fallen out of your chair before. (X)
32 When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (X)
33 The word "um" is used. (X)
34 You don't know what "um" means. ()
35 You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (X)
36 Your directionally impaired. (X)
37 People often think your younger than you actually are because of the way you act. (X)
38 People have accused you of having Tourette Syndrome. (X)
39 You mix up your right and left hand. (X)
40 When you cant describe something you resort to hand gestures. (X)
41 You make up your own words. ()
42 You space out a lot. (X)
43 You've laughed so hard you couldn't breathe. (X)
44 You stare off into space a lot. (X)
45 When talking to someone, you trailed off and started mumbling to yourself. ()
46 Your friends fear for your sanity. (X)
47 You cant remember what happened yesterday. (X)
48 You cant remember what happened an hour ago. (X)
49 You laugh at things that no one else thinks are funny. (X)
50 You've been called a klutz before. (X)
51 You spell 4 letter words wrong. (X)
52 You often say "Can you repeat the question?" (X)
53 You don't know how many letters are in the alphabet. ()
54 You just sang it to check. (X)
55 You counted on your fingers. (X)
56 You didn't get 26 letters. (X)
57 When you learn a new word, you repeat it because it sounds cool. (X)
58 It's very easy to confuse you. (X)
59 People ask you if your in the right class or grade. (X)
60 You rock back and forth or shake when you get nervous. ()
61 Sometimes, you feel lightheaded or dizzy for no reason. ()
62 You have gotten lost in your own house or backyard. ()
63 You've spelled your own name wrong. ()
64 You have forgotten your own name. (X)
65 You have forgotten your parents or best friends names before. (X)
66 You start stuttering when your too hyper or exited. ()
67 You have forgotten where you are or where your going. (X)
68 You don't know why your taking this quiz. ()
69 Your afraid of the monsters in your closet. (X)
70 You still have a nightlight because your afraid of the dark. ()
71 You get hit and 10 seconds later flinch. ()
72 When someone screams you scream too. ()
73 Simple or low tech things entertain you. (X)
74 You believe you can fly and have tried. (X)
75 You hurt yourself in trying to fly. (X)
76 You believe in leprechauns, werewolves, vampires, etc. (X)
77 When you hurt yourself, you get up and try it again only to hurt yourself again. (X)
78 You have taken a drink, laughed, and the drink went through your nose. (X)
79 You jump to conclusions that make no sense to anyone but you. (X)
80 You have tried to lick your ear ()
81 You talk to yourself. (X)
82 You argue with yourself out-loud. (X)
83 You have a secret room where you plot your diabolical plans for world takeover. ()
84 You narrate your own life or someone else's life. ()
85 People call you random. (X)
86 They don't mean random in a good way. (X)
87 People accuse you of being high or stoned. (X)
88 You mess up when counting to 10. ()
89 Your friends are embarrassed to hang out with you. ()
90 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. ()
91 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (X)
92 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. ()
93 People have called you slow. (X)
94 Your friends/family know not to use big words around you. (X)
95 You used a calculator to find your score for this bulletin. ()
96 you've seen the 'Charlie the unicorn' Video. (X)
97 you've been shocked by those fake pieces of gum. ()
98 your friends have checked the back of your head for '666'. ()
99 you've laughed really loud during a scary movie. ()
100 You've been kicked out of a golf course' movie theater/ bowling ally/ other public amusement place,for causing mass hysteria. (X)
All right, the way this now works is you count the little X's you put in, and that is the % you're crazy. That makes me, What? 67% crazy. What else did you possibly expect? Well, guess I better start seeing a physcologist. Again. Your turn!
Things I learn from my mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.
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