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Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Invader Zim, SpongeBob SquarePants, Game X-overs, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Hello! My name is Hi-Pi 1029. (pronounced: High-Pye-Tehn-Twen-Tee-Nyne. I had issuses with that once.)

aND i aM Robot_Beedrill. cOWER aT tHE sIGHT oF mE!

Yes. She was... experimented on as an egg. She isn't really a robot either, it is only her name. Please ignore her.

tAKE hEED oF mY eXISTANCE, aND fEAR mE!

She talks like an Irken, but don't tell her that. She hates those aliens.

tHEY aLL mUST dIE, aS sO tHE fILTHY hYOOMANS!

As you can (probably) see, I am a big fan of Pokémon and Invader Zim. I also like Nintendo, especially Legend of Zelda; Adventure Time (with Finn & Jake); Chowder; Gravity Falls; Regular Show; Phineas and Ferb; Alice in Wonderland (by Lewis Carrol, the original); Portal (I never played the games, but I read about what happens online); among other stuff. I'm not a fan of ZaDr, but I don't hate it with every fiber of my being. As long as the story is good, I may tolerate it. Possibly. (Probably not.)


Schedule of Updates:

Not updating anything currently. Sorry for anyone waiting, but I need to rewrite EVERYTHING on NSWL (and maybe even Come to Me). You'll be getting a brand-new version of the apparently good (actually terrible) fanfic at some undefined point. See ya!


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RB's GPX: Spindler, the oldest and strongest!

yES, sEE mY aMAZING pOKEMON, fILTHY cATERPIE-bABIES!!

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hooly shit. what the hell. holy shit.

enjoy my 13 year olds self's shitty shit. not all of it would cross out aha shit it/its - she/her pronouns plz also that tumblr url is dead try

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The Legend of Eevee: Majerkass's Mask by that one little guy reviews
When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,046 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Clefairy/Pippi, Pichu
Be Careful Making Wishes in the Dark by Jaywings reviews
"So we have a deal, then?" There was something in Bill's tone that Dib wasn't sure he liked, but he pushed the feeling to the side. If this was a chance to expose Zim, he had to take it. Nothing else he'd tried had ever worked. "Yeah."
Crossover - Invader Zim & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,707 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Bill - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 7740 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Adventure High by Yuka Muntou reviews
Birds are flying, flapping away. Away from the school. Away from the town. Away from life. You feel envious. "I never picked you as a suicidal." You freeze. ALL PREVIOUS POSTS ARE TO BE DELETED TONIGHT AT TWELVE. RE-POSTING AROUND EIGHT.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
The Ugly Barnacle by 3theCaptain reviews
Patrick Star told a story to his friend to cheer him up, but he never knew the full tale. He never knew the trials the Ugly Barnacle faced, nor the heartbreak he endured. The story has been lost to time, and remains only as a whisper on the wind. [Satire, parody, occasional strong language.]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011
Behind the little door by sakiko of soleana reviews
Zim Vasquez is bored with his new home until he finds a secret door tht leads him into a world that's just like his own...but BETTER! but when this fantastical adventure turns dangerous, Zim must find a way back or be stuck forever in this other world R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,977 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Zim
Fireflies by cupidity11 reviews
Dib glanced around at his surroundings once more, making sure there was nothing that he'd missed. A last glance at the hastily carved symbols before he began walking back in the direction he'd come. The whispering slowly faded the further away he got. Well, most of the whispers did. A few still came from the jar in his hand.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Minutes to Midnight by lostsword reviews
AU. Zim is a successful Invader, Gaz is a sixteen year old Game addict, Dib is an unknowing...he's just Dib. What happens if Gaz was the first to meet Zim and what would happen if Zim was about to fall victim to politics gone bad? ZaGr DaTr FTW!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
A Brony's Guide to Equestria by InstantDashie reviews
Every brony's dream is to one day discover the magical world of Equestria. However, in order to have this dream, what would they be willing to give up? This is basically a self-insert for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Enjoy
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Teased by Invader Bean reviews
' Zim stood still for a moment, insanely happy grin still spread over his face.Then, quite suddenly, the chart went flying across the room, broken in half, and Zim was panting, fists clenched at his sides and eyes narrowed. ' Oneshot about Zim snapping... It's terrible. Tell me how terrible it is with a review!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Elemental by Donnistar reviews
A set of four loosely connected one-shots, all themed around the four classical elements of air, fire, earth, and water. Last up: Gaz, representing water. :Finished:
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
With Sisters Like These by tere moto the sentry reviews
...who needs enemies? Gaz knew this simple trinket was important to Dib, but when she learns why, it's too late. Can Dib forgive her this time?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Dib, Gaz
88 shades of gray by ironedSleeper reviews
"SERKET ITS NOT LIKE I L-LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING"
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Karkat V., Vriska S.
Meta Morphine by cheddarbiscuit reviews
I was proud of this once-I don't hate it but I have come to the conclusion that I will NEVER be drunk enough to be brave enough to read this again. I was stupid. I was eighteen. I'm leaving it here so we can all see I haven't improved one little bit.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,651 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Zim, Gaz
The Operator by Donnistar reviews
It's been five years since Dib revealed the Irken invasion to the world. When his paranormal investigation firm recieves a case about a violent monster known as the "Slenderman," Dib can't help but get a creeping sense of deja vu. Now his safety and sanity are on the line as he tries to solve this case before his past - literally - hunts him down. :Finished:
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,886 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Vocabulary by ItIsAllInMyHead reviews
Dibs class is required to study vocabulary words. So why did one of the words have to be Defect?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Roomies by InThatMomentISwear reviews
After Marceline's disastrous fallout with Ash, she has no where to go...unless she stays with Marshall Lee, the guy who saved her. Follow her journey. AU MARCELEE
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,744 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
t3h best zeldurr fanfic evr seris by yocowthegreat reviews
a fanfic lololol
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Zelda, Ghirahim
Avoiding Homework by heartofstone15 reviews
And...it's April Fool's Day. Dib will never have any luck ever. I own nothing. If you thought otherwise, why are you even here? One shot.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Applejack, Dib - Complete
SueTastic! by The Clever reviews
An annoyingly beautiful new girl shows up at Dib and Zim's school, and she isn't just here for the cafeteria food. Dib/OC, played for laughs. Blatantly obvious Mary Sues. General stupidity. Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Psychic Mistake by xXx RainbowNarwhal xXx reviews
In this sequel to "The Third Eye", Karen marries Ron. Her amazing psychic ability shows her their future child. Yet, when Karen gives birth, she gets twins! Has her psychic ability failed her?
Third Eye, Lois Duncan - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012
The 7 Things I Hate About You by pikopops reviews
Gaz Membrane has been through a lot. She doesn't know what is even left for her. Can she cope with 2 missing parents, an uncaring sibling, and an alien following her around?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Zim, Gaz
JTHM Randomness! by Alan-And-Nightmare reviews
Come join the whole JTHM cast for a whole bunch of randomness! Rated M for language, and Micheal Jackson. Please Review!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Johnny C., Edgar V.
Over the Years by JoeMerl reviews
Set from shortly after "Tak the Hideous New Girl" until Dib and Gretchen's adulthood, a set of five inter-related D/G fics dealing with everything from trips to the mall to flights into outer space. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Gretchen, Dib] Zim, Gaz - Complete
Monsters and Ladybugs by Kitteh and Neo reviews
Three years later Dwicky comes back to fix what he messed up. But the little boy he left behind is no longer the same energetic soul from before and now may just be too broken to reach. DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 352,742 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Dib, Spleenk
A Robot's Woe by CommanderYyderse reviews
Gir's finally broke Zim's last straw. The little Sir is thinking about things he shouldn't. But through all this, they fail to notice a Dib Membrane, who's going to do something he never thought he would ever do. Rated T for swearing and future violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Dib, Gir
The Skool Christmas Party by Jaywings reviews
Zim, Dib, and Gaz attend a mandatory Christmas party at their Skool. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Tak's Poem by RadioactivePenguins16.5 reviews
What was her full poem? : Lets see...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tak, Zim - Complete
As of Yet Untitled by doomofraven reviews
In this universe, Zim is tall. Zim is an invader and Zim is in the Milky Way galaxy researching the planets for Tallest Miyuki. For some reason, he crashes on Earth and meets kid Dib. And all of a sudden, the confident invader is questioning himself. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zim, Dib
The Illegitimate AntiChrist by Lady-L-Leafdawn reviews
Ridiculous and illogical little drabble explaining a possible reason why Gaz and Pepito have so much in common.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Prof. Membrane, Señor Diablo/Mr. Satan
Irkens Don't Sleep by Eilike reviews
Zim is captured and prepared for examination. Will his superior Irken technology fall into the hands of a mad agent? Dib makes his decision. But getting a groggy Zim out of the lab is only the beginning of the challenge... No ZaDR. Lots of sympathy :
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Camp Cramp by Elvis-Stitch reviews
ZADF. When the annual school camping trip takes place, Zim and Dib are forced to share a cabin. Both are disgusted at first, until Dib wonders why Zim has been acting stranger than usual during the week. Full summary inside. R&R please! No flames.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Zim, Dib
Negative Sonic by Shadowdib reviews
Sonic is captured By Robotnick, and all of the negative chaos energy is transferred to him, setting free some of his darkest fears...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,465 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Charlotte, the homicidal maniac by izfan26 reviews
Vendetta kills Charotte's grandmother, driving the once happy girl to a life alone. but, when she meets Johnny C., will they both be able to let it all go?
Crossover - Making Fiends & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Charlotte, Johnny C.
Experimental InterDimensional Cooperation Test 1 by DeathlyFlames reviews
GLaDOS needs new test subjects for further study in cooperation. The portal gun's success depends on it. When she send out the collector, Dib and Zim are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Portal 2 spoilers! Rated T for future language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Dib
Not So Wonderful Wonderland by CyphonFiction reviews
The sequel to Through the Rabbit Hole. The Queen had all she needed, A boy, a girl, and an Irken. What she didn't count on, was the love struck boy who wanted his master back. But now that he's after her, all the cards have a role to play. -Discontinued-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Cockatoo Karma by Invader Johnny reviews
Niguel's actions finally catch up with him. One-Shot.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Nigel, Blu - Complete
Sweet' Revenge by ZimDulce13 reviews
What an original title, eh? Anyhow... This is a story about Skoodge. He is tired of Zim calling him THINGS and decides to take a not so interesting revenge.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Zim, Skoodge
From Yusan's Hands by cgaussie01 reviews
Explores my theory as to Megamind's origin, his parents story, and just how Minion was created and why. Angst ahead, fair sailor! Rated T for sexual references and a birth scene.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Mystery Behind The Insanely Smart Prof Membrane! by yuni30 reviews
An insight to what I think would be the reason Professor Membrane is so smart compared to some other charries in Invader Zim. Note: None of this ever happened... but it makes ya wonder, dudn't it? DUDN'T IT? I'm done.
Crossover - Pokémon & Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Marowak/Garagara, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Dib's Girlfriend by Duck Life reviews
Zim and Gaz, after being insulted by Dib for having no knowledge of relationships, plot to set Dib up with a girl. However, they tell Dib that she is a robot, which complicates things. ZADF, DAGF, DAOCR, non-central ZAGR. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Dib, Zim
Bright Side of the Dark Side by CyphonFiction reviews
AU. ZADR. Go to jail! Go directly to jail, Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars. (Discontinued)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,215 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Karma Circle: Alternate by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz is the boss and Dib has to deal with it. That's just the way the world works. Well...THIS world, anyway. Birthday fic for Dibsthe1, one-shot. Rated for language and violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Mommy's Little Monster by The Dibster reviews
Everyone knows Gaz doesn't remember her mother. But does she? After all, who could forget such a nightmare? Rated T for a reason. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Gaz - Complete
How To Write IZ Fanfiction in 6 Steps by Maran Zelde reviews
Do your fanfics suck? Make them suck less by following these steps.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Isn't Someone Missing Me? by The Dibster reviews
He didn't know where he was. He was lost. But being lost is better then being at home. Where no one knows your name, and you're all alone by yourself. Oneshot. Songfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Dib - Complete
I Have You To Thank by The Dibster reviews
After 20-year-old Squee commits a murder, he goes to see his old friend Nny to tell him thanks. For ruining his life. Set 14 years in the future. Squee's POV. Oneshot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
CDB: The Invadinator by CyphonFiction reviews
While causing havoc in Danny's house Zim accepts a dare not to have sugar for a whole month. Things don't exactly work out. a CDB based oneshot
Crossover - Invader Zim & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Zim, Danny F. - Complete
iCrossover by Invader Johnny reviews
AU It’s a typical day in the “restricted” cafeteria of the Nick studios, why? Because a certain blonde delinquent and insane robot are having a little argument involving their favorite animal... in a different way, insanity assured.
Crossover - Invader Zim & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Gir, Sam P. - Complete
A typical ZaDr by Shadowrend reviews
WARNING: This is a parody of a terrible and typical ZaDr. Fangirls, stay the hell away from me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Through the Rabbit Hole by CyphonFiction reviews
Broken. He was so broken. Completely. Try as one might he couldn't be fixed. No matter what one could think of, nothing would bring him back.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Have a Drink on Me by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
There's absolutely nothing like a tall cold glass of something yummy on a hot day. Frankie Foster, you have been warned.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Frankie, Wilt - Complete
Let's Die Some More! by Maran Zelde reviews
The sequel to "Let's Die!" That's all the summary you need.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Dib, Red, Purple - Complete
Of Cards and Weenies by JoeMerl reviews
Gretchen is searching for the perfect Valentine's meat to make Dib notice her. But then she comes up with an idea just weird enough to work on him...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - [Gretchen, Dib] Zim, Gaz - Complete
Tides by tere moto the sentry reviews
Oneshot. Zim harbored a deep hatred for all humans. But can his mind be changed when one human saves his life?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Zim - Complete
Always the Villans by CyphonFiction reviews
Dib and Jack are on their way home from a blind date when Zim shows up. I wasn't sure how to label this as so I put it as Xiaolin Showdown seeing as how most of it takes place there. All well Really short R&R hints at ZADR, JADR, JAOR
Crossover - Invader Zim & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Dib, Jack - Complete
Old Flame by tere moto the sentry reviews
One shot. Cosmo is paid a visit late one night by an old lover he's long forgotten. But she's much different from what he makes her out to be...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Cosmo - Complete
The Starcluster by Senri reviews
A collection of Zim drabbles of various genre, pairing, and rating, written for a livejournal community. Drabble 58: Fall.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 42,903 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Zim, Dib
Serendipity by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
The True Meaning of Friendship by doomofraven reviews
One-shot ZADR in Dib’s POV. In Irken, the true meaning of the word friendship is a lot different.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
After Life by Candyland reviews
There is a very unexpected side effect to Danny's ghost DNA, one he wasn't aware of until many years later...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM by WTFWonder reviews
Squee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
My Digital Soul by MissDomaYuset reviews
My name is Dib Membrane, and I can't tell if I had murdered my foe or simply shut down a failed program. character death one shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Confessions Of An Insomniac by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
I know it's an EXTREMELY well guarded secret, but Nny isn't the easiest person to talk to. Especially not like this.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Paranoid by tere moto the sentry reviews
Oneshot. Dib is sick in bed, and terrified that Zim will take advantage of him in his condition. But his archenemy isn't the only thing he has to worry about.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Platonic Life by Sideos reviews
Gaz has never needed anyone, never felt attracted to anyone and never wanted to. But now, she begins to question why, which causes her life to tear at the seams as she comes to terms with who she is, and what it is to be an asexual.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Gaz
One of a Kind by tere moto the sentry reviews
One shot. Membrane went too far with an experiment, and now Dib's on the outside looking in. Does Gaz still believe he's there? Does Membrane?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
What Fools These Shippers Be! by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Please don't hurt me. It's all in good fun.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Zim - Complete
To Dib by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Zim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Maybe He Wasn't Crazy by tere moto the sentry reviews
Ficclet. No one at school understood Dib, nor did they understand his mutual extreme dislike for Zim. But one unnamed classmate saw things differently.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Dib - Complete
An Incomplete Dib by tere moto the sentry reviews
Some tragedies can make you stronger inside...
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Dib - Complete
I am the Enemy by Sideos reviews
Dib pushes Zim over the edge, and so Zim delivers Dibs worst nightmere apone him. He makes Dib his own worst enemy. Is not for people who don't watch the news...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
A Tale of Tired Cliches by Maran Zelde reviews
How many cliches can I squeeze into one fic?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
What Am I Afraid Of? by Invader Johnny reviews
Everyone is afraid of something, Gaz Membrane is no exception. A two shot. Suicide involved.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Summer Job by inverseinsanity reviews
Prof. Membrane makes Dib get a summer job to make him more sane. My evil idea about what kind of job Dib would be lucky enough to get stuck with.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004
The Great Invaders Fic of Very Ficcish DOOM! by Yuki KIKI reviews
Stand in awe as the cast of Invader Zim writes a fanfic of their very own. (It was only a matter of time until Zim entered his own fandom...)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by NightmareKitty reviews
This is a songfic to Green Day's new hit. Dib is frustrated with the idiocy and pointlessness of the life he leads, and wanders off from home and school to find purpose. More of a character study than an actual story, and my first serious fic. PG for l
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Ask Me About Mom by Maran Zelde reviews
Gaz invents a memory for Dib in this OOC oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Pathie Zimbogous by Pathwarden reviews
Townsville recieves an unexpected visitor when an eccentric boy from the depths of outer space crash-lands into the city park. His intentions are good, but his life becomes a nightmare when people assume him for a rowdyruff. (COMPLETED)
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,496 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Complete
Wounded by J. Random Lurker reviews
Dib acts funny at school. Zim suspects the human is hiding something... and Zim is right. Rated R for gore. Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
One Snowy Night by Maran Zelde reviews
A short, fluffy, Christmas related, DibGretchen fic. Oh my, what has gotten into me?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2003 - [Gretchen, Dib] - Complete
Pleasant Eds by cgaussie reviews
(one sided DoubleD-Ed Slash) Ed encounters a quite bizzare dream, and when he awakens he's just confused over it; next day, he goes to Double-D for answers.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003
Let's Die! by Maran Zelde reviews
A parody of angsty suicide fics. I have a morbid sense of humor, yes.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Dib, Zim, Gaz - Complete
And the gender is by cgaussie reviews
What happens when an Irken turns 150? Read on and find out! It's FUNNEH! It pokes fun at puberty!! Chapter Two is up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2003
Hail Mary Sue by Maran Zelde reviews
Join me as I make fun of Mary Sues. 'Tis great fun. [Revised]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Dib, Zim, Tak - Complete
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA! by Stalin's Inner Child reviews
Don't ask. Just...don't.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2003
Telemarketer Doom by NightmareKitty reviews
A telemarketer calls the Vasquez family (Jhonen, Nny, Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, Pepito and Noodle Boy) at dinner time, and they teach the evil salesman a lesson he'll never forget. Mean, but I never said I was nice.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2002
My Zim Poem by cgaussie reviews
Just a poem about Zim and stuff... yes.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2002
Attack of Girlie Zim by cgaussie reviews
**set in Hi Skool** Zim thinks up a new plan to get the males of the Skool to hang on his every word, but is it really worth the trouble...? Bwa-ha!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2002
Invader... Dib?! by cgaussie reviews
I'm on a sugar high, I admit it. Damn the brainfreezies.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2002
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A FireStone Beast in a Nameless City reviews
A mysterious stone is found by Finn and Jake on one of their various travels. What does it do? What will it bring? A second storyline: The new neighbor gets caught in Dib's Bigfoot trap! Rated T for censored cursing, maybe violence.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012
He's Not a Released Experiment reviews
Zim is finally captured! That means Dib has won! ... Right? Now a crossover, including the seemingly unconnected Portal and Pokémon games.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
Poems by GIR reviews
Hia der! Itz mi, GIR! Imma guna rite summ pomes fo joo al! Aent datt guma bee FUUN!1! GIR writes some poems for you. He was just too lazy/untalented to make his own account. Updates twice a month.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Gir
I Found a Parrot! reviews
But, of course, it's supposed to be a carrot. GIR just says he misunderstood. I highly doubt it. And the consequences may have been funny for him, but not so much for me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Gir, Dib - Complete
The Requiem of Wormy reviews
Well, it's really just a story, not a song. But requiem sounded cool. Basically, an excerpt from the episode Wormy, which now includes Wormy's thoughts. Oneshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
The Not So Wonderful Life of Dib reviews
I think JV made up Dib and Gaz's pasts on the spot when he was asked. "Oh, they're just Prof. Membrane's clones." If he had put some more thought into it, it might come out similar to this. ... Or not.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,311 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dib - Complete
Come To Me reviews
The world's first Pokemon doomypasta. A doomypasta being, a Pokémon creepypasta with a certain crossover twist. Inspired by a creepypasta Youtube video linked to inside. I do not own it. Rated for slight violence/censored cursing. On temporary hiatus.
Crossover - Pokémon & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012