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Author has written 15 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

i think im still working on mmul/omul

just

very very very slowly.

i've rewritten most of mmul on wattpad here's the link

yeah whatever

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Resistance is Futile! by ThatOneGirlwiththeM reviews
I'm a freelance writer. Livin' the life, ya know. However, one little mistake concerning my fail-aim, ramen noodles, and a non-closable ad have left me with a handful of Hetalia UNITS on the way. Isn't that just peachy? ... Yeah, this is not going to be a smooth ride. Rated M for Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 128,421 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 7/31/2012 - OC - Complete
Hetalia Units, huh? What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Linkforever125 reviews
When I found out about Hetalia Units, I was hesitant to get them. But the thought of having a chibi or life sized version of my favorite anime characters? Now I HAD to get them. But I never knew how much of a hassle they could be until I got my first Unit- Chibi Canada. Now, instead of dying of cuteness, I'm dying of insanity. Based on 0ptimuspenguin's manual fics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,291 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/9/2012 - America, Russia, Canada, South Korea - Complete
The crazy ride called Life by One Mad Wolf reviews
"Well..." Mathew muttered as he thought back to what the Hungarian girl had told him, "Shit happened." "Naw," The Albino replied, giving him an oddly serious look, "Life happened, and you just weren't able to hold on for the ride." Mathew ends up in the psych-unit in the Hetalian hospital for sick children due to an invisibility complex, where he meets some very interesting people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,998 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Canada, Prussia
To See The World: Cathy's Story by CelticGirl7 reviews
Looking back at the time when I woke up to see the Axis Powers staring at me, I probably shouldn't have freaked out and thrown the computer mouse at Germany's head. Definitely not the best way to introduce yourself... "GAH! STRANGER DANGER!" [Chpt 11: While one person leaves, another, more malicious one, enters the picture.] *1st Bracelet Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
The Hidden Me by Blossoms of Lily reviews
When Lovina Vargas quits her job, she turns to what most people would think of as their first choice, her family. But when her strict mafia father sends her and her twin sister off to an international boarding school because of her actions, Lovina is thrown into depression. Can a certain bright eyed Spaniard help show Lovina her true self? Read to find out
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,533 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Patient Impossible by Maybell's Stories reviews
"Alfred's eyes slowly made their way to open. There were three things he noticed. One. He was starving. Two. Iggy was going to kill him when he found out that he'd been admitted into a hospital. Three. He had to get out of that place. Now."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,642 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Lauren's Story by Art and Soul reviews
Sort of a companion fic to my awesome friend Memoranda's "My Messed Up Life", chapter s 32 . It's Lauren, the new girl's point of view on the story since she got there. T for suicide in ch. 1. Read My Messed Up Life to understand this story. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,473 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Canada, England/Britain
The Five Orange Pins by Lydiacatfish reviews
When Francis receives a letter threatening his best friend's life, he is forced to traverse the continent to find five orange hairpins with only vague hints and his own skills of deduction to help him. If he finds them in time, his friend lives. If he doesn't, a murderer from the past will take her bloody revenge. -Sequel to A Study in Roderich, sort of Scandal in Brussels sequel-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - France, Belgium - Complete
The Disappearance of Lord Peter Kirkland by Lydiacatfish reviews
-Sequel to Five Orange Pins- With a clear goal in mind, Detective Francis Bonnefois and his lovely assistant, Elisabeta, set off to Finland to track down an old enemy. But to do so, they must first find his son, Peter, who has mysteriously vanished without a trace. But tensions are running high with every secret not told, and it will be a miracle if the two can even stay together..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2012 - France, Hungary
Tongue Tied by ShyoB reviews
A Fifteen year old girl, Monika Beilschmidt fem.Germany , runs away from her abusive father, Frank Beilschmidt Germania , and journeys all the way to the Sopron, Hungary, in hopes of finding her brother Gilbert Prussia . How will future events turn out for her in this foreign country?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Germany
HetaOni: The Story Continues by Lady Nightwisp reviews
A continuation of the currently unfinished RPG HetaOni. Trapped in a dangerous mansion haunted by mysterious grey creatures, the countries must work together to find a way to escape, before it's too late.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,138 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - N. Italy
The Rules by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,496 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - England/Britain, America, Germany, N. Italy - Complete
HetaOni: Hogwarts Style! by InazumaCat1127 reviews
They've finally got out of the mansion. Five decades passed since they first entered. times have certainly changed. they find themselves being asked to protect Hogwarts from the Steves! Will Italy be able to ecsape again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P., N. Italy
Revealed by CelticGirl7 reviews
After years of being cursed of seeing war-torn history and the personification of their home countries, Alex and her friends set out to find these 'nations' in a desperate attempt to get rid of their 'gift' that has tormented their lives for years.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - America, Japan
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
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Our Messed Up Lives reviews
Sequel of My Messed Up Life. WARNING: Blood, beeped-out swears, excessive use of the word crap, country lookalikes, extremely powerful bombs, rare blood types, attempted suicide, and some pretty tough choices. NOT your typical OC story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,977 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012
My Messed Up Life reviews
WARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,106 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2011
The Effects of Bullying reviews
This is for all you victims. Never, ever, give up. Never give in to what the bullies say. You are special and irreplaceable. Some one out there cares about you. Don't worry. To the bullies: What could you possibly hope to gain? (Guys, the rest of 16 is up. I messed up, but it's fixed now. There's a happy ending, I swear! D:)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,935 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012
Basic Training reviews
The nations go to camp for the week! Follow Maddie Williams on the Navy team to see how they conquered all the obstacles! Based off real events. A birthday story for my friend, Art and Soul.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Canada
The Uninvited Guest reviews
Companion fic for My Messed Up Life. Two years before Zack meets Issa, he's at home and he is scared of the strange door in the basement! Why did it open when it never has before? Where's the pizza? What was that noise? I only own Zack and partially Josie
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Tony
Italy gives up reviews
HetaOni one-shot that I made in like, an hour. Rated T for character death. Review, please
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - N. Italy
Prove you wrong reviews
Yeah. This is my first songfic, so it's kinda suckish. it's Prove you wrong by He Is We. I do not own. Fem!UsUk NOT YAOI IN ANY WAY. Review, please?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - America, England/Britain
Colored pencils and turtles reviews
Yeah...Spamano one-shot! Spain asks fem!Romano for colored pencils, and she comes up with an interesting response! Crack? Yes indeed! Review'n'stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
What's HetaOni? reviews
SO... A person stumbles across the mansion and falls into the hole and can't get out. rated T cuz it's HetaOni... Crappy summary, please just read it! I OWN NOTHING except for Jade
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
Much Ado About Nothing reviews
So, some of the countries are forced into doing a play by England, and yeah. you can guess. Rated 't' for later stuff, I don't own the plot or the characters, I just switched the characters. pairings are USFem!UK, GerFem!Ita, and LietBela. READ IT!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012
Paris's playdate reviews
So, my little sister wanted me to write a fanfic with her OC, Paris. This is what happens when you set up a playdate between a capitol and Belarus. K , 'cause my sister is Violent. o.O NO YAOI!WE OWN NOTHING!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Belarus, France - Complete
Teaching Norway reviews
Canada tries to teach the piano to Norway. the notes for the song are inside. NOTE: no matter how much I want to, I don't own Hetalia or marukaite chikyuu.WARNING: VERY VERY VERY OOC, and I do know I put complete, but it's not, so there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Canada, Norway
California and Alaska reviews
so, California and Alaska are left alone! bad idea! California is me and Alaska in InazumaCat1127. I own nothing!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011
I am not alone reviews
I own nothing. sadly. this contains Suicidal!Canada x the world. basically, Canada is depressed, and the whole world comes to stop him from committing suicide. cheesy, I know. please read and review anyway!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Canada - Complete
Anything you want reviews
so this was inspired on a trip to an amusement park on a roller coaster while going up. Disclaimer: IIIII OOOOOWWNNN NOOOOTTHHHIIINNNGGGGGG! sadly well, enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - America - Complete