Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Peter Pan, and Rise of the Guardians.
I am one poseidens two daughters Sarah and I am so exited to share my brothers adventures! (The other daughter is percyslittlesister) Its hard being a halfblood of one of the big 3 and your not dislexic or have ADHD. I sometimes get made fun of by the other campers but I just drench them in water, that shuts them up. Plus I have asthma, that gotta count for something right? Anyway, I would tell you some of my own adventures but there a little bit too extreme for some people. But I sometimes do go on adventures with my brother and I will tell you about them in some of my stories. But for now, sit back, relax and read Percy Jackson! Im required to say that. Big brothers, what are you gonna do with them? (P.S. Rick Riordan so owes me one cause he left out all the adventures me and Percyve been on in the books he wrote about him! And see that One Direction thing, I wrote all that myself. Dont claim you own it or I will report you! Im serious. I dont mind if you copy and paste it just dont claim it as your own.)
Zayn makes my heart melt. Liam gives me a feeling Ive never felt. Harry makes me believe in dreams come true. Niall is crazy like me too. Louis makes me try my very best. The loves of my life I just fessed. I am deep and you can be to. Its what One Direction does to you.
My heart goes out to Liam. Zayn makes it melt. Harry I love but he lowers his belt. Niall is strange. Louiss heart is true. The reasons why I love the worlds best boy band, I just told you. I am rhyming, I know its plain sad. But listen to One Direction, you wont feel so bad.
Liams kidneys aren't quite right. Harry wont go without putting up a fight. Zayn is a heart throb, sweet and quiet. I wouldn’t be surprised if Niall started a riot. Louis is fun to be around. If they hugged me I would never have a frown. I did put their facts in their favourite color. Now that i have One Direction, Ill never have another.
The hair of Louis is the color brown. Nialls is golden blonde, hes such a clown! Liam has a special place in my heart. If Zayns around my heartbeat might never start. Harry is very revealing to say. If I met any of them Id have to best day! There all so incredibly sweet. One Direction is all I seek.If you are in love with 1D, copy and paste this will you please?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Girl: Tell me how much you love me?
Boy: Look up.
Girl: Don't change the subject
.Boy: Just look (Girl looks) Now count every single star in the sky.
Girl: That's impossible.
Boy: So is me explaing my love for you.
WHAT A KISS MEANS! (JUST CUTE :)
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Don't ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships
PJO Fans/ Normal people!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm the heck down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 15.
Tempest: Mike Shrugged. "Cool."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Suite Life On Deck
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Cars outside my window. My cellphone text tone.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My friends profile.
9. What are you wearing?
Pajamas. Stalker Survey...
10. Did you dream last night?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pink Paint (dont judge me! I chose it when I was seven). Posters, and pictures.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Its a stalker quiz.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Titanic (I cry everytime. Poor Jack!)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A trip to the Uk, Ireland, Paris, Greece, Florida, New York
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I cry myself to sleep almost every night.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make One Drection come to Newfoundland on there tour and me to my house.
19. Do you like to dance?
Dude, Ive been in dance since Ive been three. Do the math.
20. George Bush:
President person of the states.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Huh? What does that meen? IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
You where loved by many people, you has many guys crushing on you, and you will be the most beautiful Angel. Your grandmother, grandfather, mother and father have been waiting for you. Good work kid.
Funny Quotes i found on someones profile
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?
Quick! whats the number for 9-1-1?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty.
And so is your head.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!
Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and it will be if you sit down!
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients
I found this on somebodys profile and tears started rolling down my face.
A poem about Child Abuse
My name is Lucifer I am three,My eyes are swollen I cannot see,I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made my daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up all day long.When im awake im all alone the house is darkMy folks aren’t homewhen my mommy does come homeI'll try and be nice so maybe ill just getOne whipping tonight.I just heard a carMy daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.I hear him curseMy name is calledI press myself against the wallI try to hide from his evil eyesI’m so afraid now I’m starting to cryHe finds me weeping calls me ugly words,He says its my fault he suffers at work.He slaps and hits me and yells at me more,I finally get free and run to the doorHe’s already locked it and i start to bawl,He takes me and throws me against the hard wallI fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken,"I’m sorry!", I scream but its now much to lateHis face has been twisted into a unimaginable shapeThe hurt and the pain again and againO please God, have mercy!O please let it end!And he finally stops and heads for the doorWhile i lay there motionless brawled on the floorMy name is Lucifer I am three,Tonight my daddy Murdered meNow i roam the underworld, to help those in need.I may seem evil, but i am not.If you are affected by Lucifer,Please let me know,If you are not,Your heart must be made of snow.
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an atticHer only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hairShe always talked to it When no one’s around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of soundUntil her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She’ll have to endoreA bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to dieShe sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, “Please God, why is My life always sinking? ”Such a bad life For a sad little kid She’d get beaten and beaten For anything she didThen one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went byThen her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she madeShe thrusted the blade Right in her chest, “You deserve to die You worthless pest!”The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started cryingPolice showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouseOne officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lieing on the floorIt must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her armsA child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. It doesn’t take that long only about 10 seconds so please just do it.
Try not to cry...
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,He told his friends that it was cool,And when he pulled the trigger back,It shot with a great, huge crack.Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!When I went to school that day,I never said good-bye.I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her nowAnd tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the bestMommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the restMommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,And never to forget this, And please don't let this passMommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did tryI think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the restWhen I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I couldplease listen to me if you would,I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were newI guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zooI wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its trueAnd Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.If you pass this on,Maybe people will cry,Just keep this in your heart,For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".Now you have 2 choices,1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
When life gives you lemons tell Chuck Norris to round house kick life in the face while you make lemonade for him because that was the deal.
A girl is crying in the park and her boyfriend walks up.
Guy:Why are you crying?
Girl: My mom took me to the hospital to get tested.
Guy: What was the result?
Guy: Your pregnant!!!!!!
Girl: No, Im crazy.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. Then read down the third word in each line, and I dare you to pass it on.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick
96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawn chair.
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare of a cliff copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you HATE racism!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
(.••) .•).•.•) .•) (.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
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