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Sup? my name is May, i do stuff...

i will never tell u my age! muahahaha!

My friend told me about this site so i decided to come and check it out! i've loved it since i first started!

I promess ill always do my best and ill try to noy to be one of those writers who starts a story but doesn't finish it (no promises... jk )

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...


It’s Called ... therapy!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

Forgive your enemies,but remember their names.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.\

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper. If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a flip you sparkly bitch!" Copy and repost this!

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Couriousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought her back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile.

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help. Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX

COPY AND PASTE INTO PROFILE (I am not a victim, but this was really sad. It moved me. Please. Help stop child abuse.)

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

FEMALE COMEBACKS! pick up line comebacks, add to it.

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

f you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. I

f you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. I

f you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked/sang to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If your crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've gotten completely zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite:

1) The universe.

2) Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy evey minute of it.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:

A) duct tape

B) chocolate or

C) running it over. I prefer option C.

The reason I am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afriad I'll take over.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.

Money can't buy happiness. Money is happiness

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please, you're really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug! girl hugs him Guy: Can you take off my helmet put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (In the paper next morning) A motorcycle crashed into the side of a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road the guy realized that his brakes went out but he did not want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love someone this much, copy this to your page.

" A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

The road to success is not straight

There is a curve called Failure

There is a loop called Confusioin

Speed bumps called Friends

Red lights called Enemies

Caution lights called Family

You will have hot tires called Jobs

But if you have a spare called Determination

An engine called Presewance

And a driver called God you'll come to a place called success!


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot

2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with

3 (Mar) - I stabbed

4 (Apr) - I killed

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June)-I robbed

7 (July) -I kissed

8 (Aug) -I smoked with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - i hugged

11 (Nov) - I ran naked with

12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star

02 - my boyfriend

03 -a hobo

04 - a homeless guy

05 - the one that i love

06 -the trojan man

07 - the cookie monster

08 - a sexy girl

09 - a bowl of cereal

10 - a mop

11 - a tooth brush

12 - a hobo

13 -a dog

14 - a drunk

15 - a crack head

16 - a cat

17 - a bag of weed

18 - the kool-aid man

19 - an Easter egg

20 - tori the snowman

21 - a hottie

22 - my crush

23 -yo momma

24 - a Mexican

25 - a teletubby

26 - a condom

27 - a gangsta

28 - Paris Hilton

29 - Barney the Dinosaur

30 - my ex boyfriend

31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that

Black - because I love weed

Pink - because I smoke crack

Turquoise- because im good in bed

brown- because i like to snort cocaine

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because im gay

Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs

Other - because im retarded Green -because that bum stole my taco

Orange - because i still love him

RED- because the gummy bears made me

blue - because i like shoelaces

Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver

graphic- because I am crazy like that

none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Final result: I slapped a hobo because i love weed (... WTF? o.0)

cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
αℓℓιηg мє BORING ωση'т мαкє уσυ FUN,
αℓℓιηg мє SHY ωση'т мαкє уσυ OUTGOING,
αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST, αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL.
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟ єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost gonna... prove me wrong? Go ahead try it!

The Real RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.


4. Have fun!



Ice - Lights ( GET ME SOME ICECREAM SLAVE! muahahaha >:D.. jk)


This one's for you - Of Mice & Men (o-ok...)


But it's better if you do - Panic! at the disco (do what?!)


Heart breaker - P!nk ( well alrighty then)


Heartbeat - Stereo Skyline (my heart has to always be beating or else the world will end! haha joking :p0


Chemicals react - Aly & Aj ( i hate chemistry and all but laright...)


Postcards and Polaroids - Sleeping With Sirens (well i have alot of friends in different countries :) )


Gives you hell - All American Rejects (okay i'll have you know that i apologized for that time that i broke the vase, scratched the car, wrote on the walls, lost the keys, etc.)


So in love with two - Mikaila ( i...i just can't choose between my 2 pillows!)

WHAT IS 2 2?

22 - Lilly Allen (umm like duh! :P haha)


Lovesick - Nevershoutnever ( ughh i love her but sometimes she just wont SHUT THE FLUFF UP!)


More than Alive - The ready set (IMMA ZOMBIE!, not really :p)


Circus monster - Luka Megurine (no idea where that came from...)


Perfect two - Auburn (alright...)


When you can't sleep at night - Of Mice & Men ( aww yay c, i love that song)


All of my heart - Sleeping With Sirens ( :) i would not have a problem with that)


Try - P!nk (I'm kinda lazy sometimes though :P)


Invisible - Skylar grey (Hell yes! imma go spy in the-wait i'm already a girl...)


goodbye - Avril Lavinge (...yeah...)


butterfly on your right shoulder - Kagamine Len & Rin (she told me nthe answers to the test last month muahahah >:D)


Monster - Meg & Dia

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Stuck Together! by Alvinitty2468 reviews
The Rowdyruff Boys have "captured" the Powerpuff Girls. After not seeing them in person for 7 years, The boys, now living separately, each bring home a powerpuff for their own... Rated M for sexual situations and language
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,950 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Blossom, Brick
To Claim and Possess by Xaphrin reviews
A fight with Adonis forces Beast Boy to fully confront his primal nature and the beast living inside him. This encounter is not by chance, and the beast pursues Raven, claiming she is his mate. But Beast Boy and his beast are not the only ones fighting for Raven. Adonis will not let her go either, and he will stop at nothing to make sure Beast Boy loses. Primeval rewrite.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,569 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Shadow Men by Muse Princess reviews
Me senté en la orilla de mi cama observando fijamente al sr. Rincón como solía decirle cuando era pequeña. No podía ver nada mas allá de la sombra que era causada por la luz proveniente de la luna. Mi habitación era bastante grande y había muchos lugares donde esconderse pero esa presencia siempre se concentraba ahí. - Sé que estas ahí ... CxK
Soul Eater - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid
The Lady and the Thief by NightshadeRoses13 reviews
Amy Rose has always lived her life in the nobility world. Her life seems perfect- she's rich, she can get everything she wants, and she's engaged to a prince, who is next in line for the throne. But she wants to be a normal girl, even if it meant being a peasant. One day, a infamous thief known as Sonic, will make that wish come true. And who knows what might happen next?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Amy, Sonic
Reversed! KevEdd - Captivated by midnightwolf126 reviews
Kevin Anderson just wants to go through his first year of high school without making enemies or being bullied everyday. But things soon change for the worse when he realizes that his childhood bully Eddward Vincent is out for the kill after not provoking anything for the past 2 years. In the midst of the torture, Kevin finds himself being captivated by Eddward.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Marie, Nazz
Blood-Slave by BlackNGreen reviews
Vampires.. The thought of them made her want to punch a wall. When Buttercup and her sisters are put into auction to be blood-slaves, Buttercup and her sisters start to wonder Would we rather be dead? Their sanity and heart may by thrown into a fire and they might drown with it. It's going to be hard when you love the man holding you captive, the man who thinks nothing of you R&R(:
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
The way i love you by nikki14091 reviews
this is my first story so dont make bad comments. rated M for sex, and language.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Buttercup, Butch
9906 Years, 100 Days by A Beautiful Beast reviews
You guessed it; another 100 one-shot challenge. Come help cheer me on, or at least read my latest submission. Anti-CosmoxAnti-Wanda-centred!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,423 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda]
Adventures in Baby Sitting by Sundepender reviews
The Rowdy Ruff boys are the girls baby sitters for the night. But something happens that makes the one night gig a full out mission. Now all they have to do is watch over the girls until the Professor gets back. If they do no more jail for them...ever!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Butch, Buttercup
Not Gonna Fall For You! by A Wish On A Star reviews
"You know you love me!" He yelled, "Go die in a hole!" I yelled back.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Kūkai S., Utau H.
The Life of Married Couples by mismantle reviews
Amu has now become Mrs. Tsukiyomi, just like Fujisaki Rima, Sanjou Yaya, and Souma Utau. All couples have their quarrels, including the ones with sunset weddings and a "Happily Ever After".
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,599 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011
Mermaid Forest by MilitaryBratUSA reviews
the boys come incontact with actual mermaids and are forced to help them learn about the human civilization so they can defeat an evil force that has been killing their people 4 ever. Powerpuffs are the mermaids but they didnt plain on falling in love...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Boomer, Bubbles, Buttercup
An Angel's Halo by Katt In The Boxx reviews
Buttercup is a guardian angel. In order to get her halo she must guard a person. She is ordered to guard Butch Jojo. She thought it would be easy but complications arise, like her feelings. What happens when she does something that is forbidden among all guardian angels?... Fall in love with the person she's guarding.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,024 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Revenge by lovecomyes17 reviews
After their father's death. All the RowdyRuff boys want is revenge. What better place to start then in the place of the Powerpuff Girls. But these boys have something coming if they think the girls could be easily swayed. When nothing goes as expected, sometimes you'll have to learn a valuable lesson too late. RED, GREENS, and BLUES. All of them together.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,436 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Blossom, Brick, Butch, Buttercup
Prince of Evil by XxDaughter Of EvilxX reviews
Butch and Buttercup are the prince and princess of the Kingdom of Green; but they don't know they're unrelated. Buttercup had to leave for 10years and when she returns the Evil Prince Butch begins to have feelings for her. When tragedy strikes the kingdom how will they protect each other? Based off Vocaloid -Story of Evil NON INCEST!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
The Boys Next Door by FrostyChicken reviews
Buttercup Utonium leads a screwed up life. Her youngest sister's afraid to come home and her eldest sister is a hypocritical slut. Her life changes when the Rowdyruffs move back to Townsville. To make it worse, they're her new neighbors. Can life get any worse? Rated M for language! Please Read & Review
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
Operation: REVERSE HAREM by SkyWarriorKirby reviews
One normal day, Paddy decides to create something to get his sister to be kinder and more respectful to boys as she is to girls, but when he accidentally drops it on Sonya, Lee, and Harvey, Sonya's in for an awkward situation...especially when now Lee and Harvey fight over her affections! 83x84, One-sided 363/83, and your normal possible couples.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sonya/Numbuh 83, Lee/Numbuh 84
It's A Messed Up Fairy Tale by Frost-Ann reviews
Buttercup has been trapped in a tower since birth. When a opportunity to escape comes along, she takes it. Finding out that her whole life was someone's sick idea to re-create fairy tale into real life, she takes up the job of saving three other girls (you can guess who.) working along side Fate, Brick, Boomer and not to mention Butch, in this messed up fairy tale come to life.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
Another Kind of Revenge by KickTheBucket reviews
At age 16, the Powerpuffs are dealing with the dilemma of their powers being illegal. Their enemies have all vanished, though, so there shouldn't be any panic... until the girls are all abducted by no other than their boy counterparts. T for language.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,674 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Butch, Buttercup
The Teenage Life of a Hybrid by sincerly.m.l reviews
The girls are hybrids, half-superhero teens half-inner Beasts. They aren't the only ones with tails & ears though & a group of four boys is no different to them. But these boys have a few secrets & so do the girls. R&R!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
A BrokenHearted Batgirl by xxxSonamyLover101xxx reviews
Rouge and Knuckles have finally met, Rouge's friends are finally talking with their crushes. but Rouge has swore that she'll never fall in love again but she thinks that she's broken it when she met Knuckles. Will Rouge's friends get together with their crushes? or will Julie's friends get in the way? What lies ahead for Rouge when she starts to fall in love with Knuckles?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,186 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Rouge, Knuckles
Code Red by marisa lee reviews
Blossom and Brick have switched bodies somehow! Will they find out how to get back to normal? Or will they remain as each other...forever? Reds, blues & greens.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Rants from PPG Characters by Mabel's Grappling Hook reviews
Have you ever wondered how the characters from 'The Powerpuff Girls' felt about your fafics? Find out here! R&R if you want :D NO FLAMES ARE TAKEN. I'LL USE THEM TO COOK SOME MARSHMELLOWS! :l Chapter 29: Li'l Arturo and Grubber
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Li'l Arturo, Grubber
Why Am I Here? by drowningmysorrow reviews
AU Dumped in a mental hospital Raven meets the oddest people, who become her first friends... i'll change the genres later BBxRae RobxStar CyxBee Cy Victor Raven Raven BB Garfield Gar Star Kori Rob Dick Grayson
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy
Drama, Drama, and More Drama by BlossomXBrickForever reviews
AU-Story* Blossom has always been an outcast but what happens this school year when 2 other girls become her friend, one that trusts people to easy and another with an evil ex-best friend out to get her. This boring school year just turned into the most dramatic experience yet. Romance later on
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Blossom, Brick
Just One Kiss Before I Die by BlackNGreen reviews
The RRB have taken the girls captive. During this time they begin to have feelings for their counterparts but will the Boys love the girls who they have taken for slaves? Are the girls going to give into the people who haunt their dreams? M 4 rape in chp5
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
Halloween Nights by NAWHdinosaurs reviews
AU-Halloween Fic: "Demons and Witches, they always stand hand in hand." "But what if I cut my hand off? What is there to hold?"
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011
Good Night by NihilityChild reviews
AU. Even when she knows he can't stay with her, that she will end up leaving whether she wants to or not, Miki still refuses to say goodbye. Miru.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Miki, Yoru - Complete
Love bites by Shaylie33 reviews
Miki is starting a new high school for special people with special gifts she is known to have the most powerful gift or gifts but she doesn't know of it yet she meets Yoru Will it be Love,Friendship or hate between them read to find out MIRU with Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Miki, Yoru
Nobody Better Than Me by d3uces reviews
Amu Hinamori is a Model. Everyone thinks that she's perfect in everyway. At school she's practically worshipped. Little did they know that her crush wasn't Tadase, the prince of the school, but Ikuto, the skater boy. But she's too shy to confess.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
I Will Love You Forever by aznpride16xx reviews
"Remember these?" He said as if he were having a conversation with her. He placed the cream colored tulips on the grey tombstone that had her name inscribed on it. "You told me once that each flower held a meaning, well, these are my words to you."
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Shugo Chara! Shopping Trip! by SpiraTheAnimeGirl reviews
The Chara's are off on a shoping spree! What happens to them while they are out and about?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Ran, Daichi
Runaway by mewgirl1995 reviews
When Yoru and Ikuto get in a fight, Yoru decides to runaway, but how will things turn out when Amu finds him? Amuto and Miru Disclaimer: I do not own Shugo Chara!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Amu H., Yoru - Complete
Nonsense by Neko-chanXDemyx reviews
Completely Random, funny Shugo Chara stuff. Not made to make sense, only to laugh at.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Amu H., Ran - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Warning: extreme randomness and other lot of shit that just doesn't make sence
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012
7 People, 7 Sins reviews
Colab between me and 5toon . One-shot, inspired by the seven deadly sins.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
In his arms reviews
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
'Oh so I'm the bad guy here?They abandoned me!They're the one's who turned to vilains'Blossom yelled.'Because they had no other fucking choice'Brick retorted, he looked at Blossom on the eye and continued'How would you feel if you were always saving the town and never got any credit for it?If only Bubbles did,or Buttercup'Brick turned around 'They're not the vilains here Bloss'
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2012