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Author has written 5 stories for Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.
To anyone who might read this: I'm aware that it's been forever since I updated anything. Honestly, finishing high school sucked out my soul and starting college isn't doing me any favors.
STUFF TO KNOW:
I'm now in co-authorship of a cross over story of HnKnA/Coraline! My co-author is LuNaLoVeComiCs and the story is Button Eyes, Clock Hearts
THE HnKnA MOVIE IS BEING SUBBED ON YOU-TUBE! IT AIN'T PERFECT, BUT IT'S SOMETHING!
ABOUT ME!!! (And yes, I say it as though you care)
Fave anime/manga: D-Gray Man, Naruto, Negima, Heart no Kuni No Alice, Fruits Basket, Fairy Tail, Black Cat... the list continues.
Fave bands/songs: That shifts constantly. I'll name some i like though. 3 Doors Down, Shine Down, Green Day, Lindsey Stirling and various others.
Fave books: Defiantly Dean Koontz's Lightning! By far my favorite! (And I love to read. I read at least three good sized novels a month if i read during free time at school).
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, and obviously, writing.
I've come to realize something...i have tons of ideas for stories, but it's taking me a long freaking time to finish just one. i know i'm probably not going to be a bored teen long enough to get all of them down, so you know what? I'm going to open up some of my ideas for a writer who needs one! it's just that i hate to have them swirling around in my head and never get to the place they were meant to go, so if you see an idea here that catches your attention, please PM me!
#1_ Children shouldn't wander about alone, that much is known. But, what happens when poor, 9 year old little Ed stumbles upon the beloved, and dangerous Wonderland? Well, don't worry about her, she's a little...warped. If anything, she'll give the Wonderlanders a run of a lifetime! (9 yr old O.C falls down the rabbit hole)
#3_We all get the basic idea of what happens when one falls into Wonderland, right? But what happens when a Wonderlander comes to our world? A young ghost seer only meant to summon someone who could help her solve a murder...how could this have happened?! Now she has to deal with a bunch of life-confused idiots AND catch the murderer that makes Michel look like a schmuck!?
#4_THE TWEEDLES AND THE JOKERS…IS THERE ROOM IN WONDERLAND FOR ANOTHER PAIR OF TWINS? APPARENTLY, YES. THE JOKERS WERE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUISSNESS WHEN A PAIR OF FOREIGNER TWINS CAME BARRELING THROUGH THE CIRCUS, SCREAMING. NOW, MAXIMUM AND ZERO ALEKSEYEVNA, MALE AND FEMALE 10 YEAR OLD TWINS, MUST SURVIVE THE WORLD THAT IS WONDERLAND! THAT'LL BE A BREEZE, PARTICULARLY FOR TO KIDS WHO KNOW HOW TO CAUSE SOME SERIOUS COLLATERAL DAMAGE...MUHAHAHA!
Some more may be added to this list later, but if you would like to write an idea, PM me for any particulars you may want to discuss. happy writing!
Things you need to know about me:
#1. I WUV KITTYS!!! AND PUPPYS!! Heck, let's just say I love's most animals!(I do have limits...like roaches.)
#2. I enjoy drawings :D If anyone artistic...or not, i really don't care, you have my permission to draw any of my OCs however you think they look! (I would appreciate you post them on Divient art and mention where they came from on the summery!)
#3. I have decided I want to censor swears. I wasn't allowed to say stupid until i was 6 (and barely), so just thinking a swear makes me feel...guilty.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
14. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
16. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
18. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what your number is when you forget.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, Sherlock."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.