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Joined 11-23-11, id: 3455873, Profile Updated: 01-05-12
Author has written 3 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Maximum Ride, and Homestuck.

Well I h=just joined so not much here let, I'm mostly here for the Tokyo mew mew fanfics. I even have my own. Maybe eventually I'll branch to other fanfics... But i do read alot... About 300 books a year. I set a personal record for reading by reading Extras, one of the books in the uglies series, which is around 600 pages in four hours. Granted I had a killer migraine...

Well my sister posts her fanfics on my account because it's easier then making her a brand new profile.

Oh and I have an alterego named Kiera...Those who read my story might know her...she is usually violent and sometimes perverted...and she is alot more in shape then I am and knows karate...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask: Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I did that. Oops.)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've got pictures of the characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Caine is fictional)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

No matter where you are, you know the fastest route to get the book closed and out of sight, the light turned off, and into bed, and you know exactly how long it will take, even though you've never timed it.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why is cardboard called cardboard? It isn't made of cards...

When people ask you the time, why do they always point to their wrists? That's usually where I wear my watch, I didn't need you to point it out for me...

You know you live in 2008 when . . .

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of getting up and just pushing the button on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even know that you have the ability to do your job

7.) As you keep reading this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

9.) You were to busy to notice #5 and #3

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 and 3

11.) Now you’re laughing at your stupidity

12.) Now you’re thinking "I have to put this in my profile!"

13.) You put this in your profile because you fell for it and you know you did

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On the bag of Carrots -the ingrediants:Carrots

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Demon's Tail by Fairytale Warrior reviews
Living the life of a demon comes with a lot of banes and boons, but it can be pretty handy when you have some extra features. Rated Teen because I'll probably curse a lot and there will be mentions of gore. *Don't be fooled; lots of angst, /plenty/ of whump, as well as humor and friendship/family. :)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 174,084 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Rin O.
Broken by Athenaeum reviews
Six months after defeating the Red Death, Hiccup feels there are still many problems between Vikings and dragons as well as many unanswered questions. Some answers will bring far bigger problems.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 309,012 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c32 progress:3/5
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 218,752 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
Phylactery by Shade40 reviews
Six years after the Promised Day, Selim is Homunculus and child. As he studies alchemy, Selim realizes it is possible to resurrect his family. The Homunculi deserve the same second chance that he was given, but while they struggle to embrace their newfound humanity, an unknown player comes with a deal that divides them. Post-FMAB with bits from 2003 series. For Homunculi-lovers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 221,565 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Envy, Pride, Mrs. Bradley, Selim B.
The Story of Alternian Syndrome by Sinneli reviews
Around the world, about thirty or forty individuals are diagnosed with what is called Alternian Syndrome. Even though they never met each other, they know their names and their personality. And they describe in perfect detail of a world destroyed, and this game called SBURB. No one knows if this is really a syndrome, or something else.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012
The Summoning by Siezai reviews
AU. Yukio's sole reason for arriving at True Cross Academy is to find out why Satan killed his foster father. However, when Yukio reveals his power as a tamer by summoning the Prince of Gehenna himself- a demon who shouldn't exist- Well, everything just got a lot more complicated.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O.
We've Reached Tomorrow by empole0n reviews
A collection of one-shots, varying from hunting to family fun to romance (Eep and Guy fluff)! A/N: Post Movie. This story was previously called "Hunting for Appetizers?" (First The Croods Fanfiction on here!)
Croods - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Eep, Guy
A Fish's Tale by parasolghost reviews
After a rather terrifying incident invoving a storm and a beat-up row boat, Dave Strider has found himself head-over-heels-in-love with a mysterious, naive, and mischevious mermaid, but all she wants to do is eat him.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Dave S., Jade H.
The Children of the Flock by puddingtalk reviews
The Flock's kids are some of the many experiments existing in the post apocalyptic world Max left them with. But instead of saving the world their purpose is to save themselves from dying of starvation/dehydration. So when the new flock goes on a mission to steal water, they find a secret that will change the world forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011
Azuer by Kiyuzanova reviews
"Will you live your life as a noble citizen of the Vatican's laws? Or," Mephisto Pheles smiled, a demon's smirk; "will you be punished trying to revive him?— the son of Satan, Okumura Rin."
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Yukio O., Mephisto P., Rin O., A. Angel
My Darling Demon by Whispering Maiden reviews
Katie had the perfect life, until she fell in love with a mutant.Now she's alone and pregnant. She never thought she'd see Kurt again,but now it turns out the X-men need her help to save him.Can she put aside all her fears to be with the one she loves?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
The Wedding at Cana - A Different Take by Commander Cody CC-2224 reviews
Anyone who has been schooled in the Bible at a basic level would know about the wedding feast at Cana, and how Jesus performed His first public miracle during that event by changing water into wine. But could all this have really happened that way? Read on as you come to discover another side of this Bible story that you never may have even considered. EDITED to make prose smooth.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jesus, Mary the Blessed Mother - Complete
20 Ways To Annoy Homestuck by undyingUmbrage reviews
Like the title says. Rated T because it's Homestuck. I don't own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Karkat V.
The Promise by Ylhatesprwns reviews
Everything was done for that sole promise made to her since fifteen years ago... MephiShura. Slight AU-ish.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Mephisto P., Shura K. - Complete
No Shows by My Vantilene reviews
Dipper and Mabel find themselves alone in the shack during a particularly frightening blizzard.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Mabel P., Jack Frost
Unhealthy Attraction by UsedKittens reviews
Rapunzels hormones are raging, and she's feeling things she probably shouldn't be. Slashfic
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel
The Allure of a Sword by Deactivated757474 reviews
Rin can't help but notice it's beautiful shine, it's wonderful sharpness, and the way it slashes his enemies so perfectly. He is in love with the Kurikara. (RinxSword)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Rin O. - Complete
Crona's Poem by LoveWritingStories reviews
Crona's poem
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Crona - Complete
The myth of the Painted Lady by PentacleRose reviews
Ever wandered how the Painted Lady came into being? This is my version of her myth. Rated T, but contains death. Not gruesome or anything, but just so you know.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Painted Lady - Complete
Fatal Verse by ExorcistAddict reviews
Suguro was fighting a demon and accidentally used Okumara's Fatal Verse, killing him. A very short story, and it takes place after the camping trip and they didn't make up.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Ryūji S., Rin O. - Complete
Just a Peek by sina-chan reviews
Meenah asks Karkat a question he doesn't really want to answer.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Meenah P., Karkat V. - Complete
Flushed by Stripe reviews
A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Just a Weird Dream by Black-October-25 reviews
A dream I had in which Envy and I go shopping for gluten free food. It seemed like a good idea to expand my creative writing for a change. No pairing whatsoever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Envy - Complete
Unlucky to the End by Vatala Darkmist reviews
The fights have begun to break out, the highbloods are out of control with there killings and the lowbloods are planning a revolution. Will two trolls be able to survive their cruel world or will they be culled before they get the chance? Moirallegiance b/w Summoner and Redglare.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - The Summoner, Neophyte Redglare
Star Stories by xxxTheUnknownOnexxx reviews
After the aliens left, the Mews realized that they still barely knew anything about them or their species. So who exactly are they? A series of stories about the aliens, their lives and their species. Various themes, pairings, timelines and ratings.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,776 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kish, Pie, Tart
Unexpected by ADdude reviews
As everyone grows up and starts their own families Tsubaki wishes to share the experience with Black Star. When she becomes pregnant the couple have to face parenthood together.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Tsubaki N., Black Star - Complete
Special Delivery by CleverCatchphrase reviews
Sometimes the hardest deliveries can be the most rewarding. based on a true story
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Ultimagus reviews
She wasn't always such a rebellious girl.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Doc Scratch, The Handmaid - Complete
Clairvoyant Calamities: Fictitious Affectation by Chiiharu reviews
Fret! Fear! Weep if you must, but do not stop! Leave pride by the wayside. Move forward with every fiber of your being, and you will begin to discover what you are capable of. Insignificant as you are, you will discover something that only you must do. That is the path you must walk.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 750,429 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Ryou S.
A Strawberry Dropped In the Sand by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
Gaara is on his way to his favorite tree when he sees a girl. A Strawberry girl who he wants to comfort. Why does he wish to comfort this girl? Ichigo x Gaara. Pre-Shippuden. Warning: Not for Masaya lovers.
Crossover - Naruto & Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Gaara, Ichigo M. - Complete
Fumbling Toward Family by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Fujimoto Shiro knew nothing about children, less about babies, and he was starting to really, really want a smoke. Pre-series. [Oneshot]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Shiro F., Rin O. - Complete
Unconventional love by CelticLily reviews
An English Lettuce lost at a Japanese Mew Mew convention. A reluctant Kisshu cosplayer. Will they find love? They may not live that long...Sort of LettuceXKish. Rated T for violence. I put drama as a genre, but really I would say it's more action.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Lettuce M., Kish - Complete
Hearing Voices by Avelyst reviews
When Ichigo gets bitten by a mind-controlling Chimera, Kisshu tries to extract the poison, effectively comsuming a mixture of Ichigo's blood with it. When they both wake up in the morning, they realize that some sort of mind connection has been made.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,839 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ichigo M. - Complete
Twisted by PixieStripes reviews
The sequel to "Switched". Yet again, it's the flock against some big bad wolf. While they are on the run, Wren continues to try to bond with her birth parents Max and Fang, which is made difficult by a note that reads, "There is a traitor in your midst."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011
Musings in The Dark by Rhetorical Girl reviews
The Disciple has been banished to a life of solitude, and begins to reflect on everything that had lead up to that point. She recalls her love for The Sufferer, and the spark of rebellion that he lit. She is distraught, but refuses to give up.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - The Disciple, The Signless/The Sufferer
Ooo and Aaa by Oktarin reviews
One day Fiona and Cake find a strange boy in their home who claims it's his, they go to Prince Gumball looking for help. They slowly realize that the strange boy, a vampire named Marshal Lee The Vampire King, and Prince Gumball have a complicated past.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,061 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Xenogenetics by Flipspring reviews
The Condesce had always been a prankster. Condesce/spade/Ψiioniic
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - The Condesce, The Psiioniic/Helmsman - Complete
it grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere by junipers reviews
Wherein Vriska's hair care habits are closely examined, as well as Aradia's feelings, and the two of them discover themselves. Sort of. /contains clawing and hair-pulling aka "hot" blackrom makeouts\
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Aradia M., Vriska S.
Truth Revealed by Eleanor-Devil reviews
Sequel to Truth Hurts, Lies Worst. 14th years after having to bear with the pain of losing his wife and two of his three children, Kisshu is about to find out the truth behind the biggest lie he has been told...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,374 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kish
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
The perfect Christmas gift is your heart by i-am-done-writing-bye reviews
After over hearing Ichigo and Lettuce talking, Pudding wants to help Kisshu and Pai get the perfect Christmas gifts for them, with Taruto helping her. Together, aliens and Mew, will try finding the perfect gift! But can it even be wrapped? IxK LxP TxP.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,542 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
In the Dark of the Night by BroadwayObsessedGirl54 reviews
Kisshu, Taruto, and Pai hold a dark secret. A secret that is long forgotten even by them, but what happens when Kiichiero discovers it and everyone's world is upside down and what does it have to do with the three boys that went missing two years ago?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M.
How to Properly Care for Your Baby Flash by thingamawhatsit reviews
Young Justice takes on the Rogues. It doesn't go exactly how they expected. Originally on the yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
New Girls by cup-of-sleuth reviews
26 years later. The alien's are running out of Mew Aqua. A new war breaks out between humans and aliens. Nira and her four new friends are about to discover bedtime stories aren't always fairy tales. Part 1 of the Mew Mew Generations Series.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,499 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Ichigo M. - Complete
Scarlet Secrets and Sequestering Shades by Flipspring reviews
Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
For the future of the Earth! by Edmelon reviews
Ichigo was glad to be free of aliens, Blue and mew mews. Until now. When Deep Blue's supporters return, how will Ichigo react when a familiar green-haired alien drops out of the sky once more? For the future of the Earth, I'll be at your service Nya!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Expecting by ADdude reviews
Liz and Kid have been together for a while and now it seems that couple will become trio when Liz seems to be expecting.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Much Ado about a Tail by JustTeahPlease reviews
Because when someone gets a tail suddenly, they wonder about it. It's a TAIL, dammit.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
Burn by DarknessHedgie reviews
Rin's rage has grown enough. It is time for Satan to burn in Rin's flames!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
The Report by PastaWar19 reviews
This is what happened when Edward Elric submitted his very first report to Roy Mustang. The lieutenant colonel Flame was in a good mood that day... Apparently, the Fullmetal wasn't. Rated T for language. NOT YAOI. One-shot. Beware of unnerving tension.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Memoirs of the 7 Deadly Sins by PastaWar19 reviews
Thirty drabbles for the seven deadly sins. There's a lot more to Pride, Lust, Greed, Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, and Wrath than what meets the eye. Mangaverse. Rated T for language. Are the homunculi really as evil and boring as we think?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Greed, Envy
Truth Hurts, Lies Worst by Eleanor-Devil reviews
My entry to Kisshufan4ever's comp! The truth was he lost her...and now he lost them...but everything was a lie...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kish - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Clouds by PastaWar19 reviews
Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and the Elric brothers go cloud watching. Riza decides to test which of the boys has the wildest imagination. Is it Roy, Al, or Ed? -Really RANDOM-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Kisshu's valentines day by Booboo-nyaa reviews
NEW SUMMARY: Once again, Kisshu is rejected by Ichigo. This time he gets real depressed, so Pai brings his two sisters there to help him. But one of these girls has a dark secret, One that Kisshu could use to get Ichigo-or destroy them all. KxI uses OC's
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,524 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Kish
400 Years Lost by SchwarzShifter reviews
400 years have passed since the death of the Fullmetal Alchemist, and one homunculus has never been the same. Ed/Envy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Neko Kisshunyaa! by Booboo-nyaa reviews
When unleashing a new attack on him, Kisshu turns into a cat. And what if this cat gets picked up as a pet for Ichigo by her mom! Read to se what happens! KisshuxIchigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Black Magic by Tomoyo Kinomoto reviews
There are many fics out there about "original Mews", but none as truthful as this one here. Come closer, and read if you dare, how the gods made war and battled on the Nile. ON HIATUS
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2009
Mew Idol! by Kish's Kittie reviews
People from TMM perform and the judges review their performance! Who will get voted off? Who will stay? Your votes will now be taken in! Rated T for lyrics.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,887 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Those EARS! by Thoughtless7 reviews
[Oneshot] The aliens are leaving for thier home planet, enough Mew Aqua to restore it. Before they leave, three certain mews go to bade them goodbye, only to end up in odd situations. It's those EARS! PuddingTaruto, PaiLettuce, slight KisshuIchigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Pie, Lettuce M. - Complete
Mew Mew Abduction by Hika Yagami reviews
The 4Kids Entertainment has starting to kidnap the characters of Tokyo Mew Mew and are replacing them with the dubbed copies. Can Keiichiro stop them in time? Chapter 11 is up in all it's glory! The fight finally draw to a close!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,915 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Kish, Keiichiro A.
When Fandom Fails by Perspeculi reviews
After seeing how he's treated by the fandom, Masaya Aoyama decides to confront the fans of TMM and give them a little reminder on who his character really is, and what he isn't.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Masaya A. - Complete
The Tokyo Ew Ew Mary Sue Writer's Guide by sakuuya reviews
Have you ever wanted to write a bad Mary Sue story, but had no idea how? Look no further than the Tokyo Ew Ew Mary Sue Writer's Guide! Instant bad fanfiction at your fingertips!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
The Hunter by Worldwalker Pure reviews
[Tokyo Mew Mew] The Hunter...And The Hunted...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
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Alternia Games reviews
In order to secure her throne, the young Empress must battle tributes from each blood caste in order to porve her superiority. The rating may change due to violence.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012
Fuse reviews
A dramatic, fast paced story about seven mutant winged kids who are just trying to live a normal life... good luck with that! The twist and turns in the story are like those of a roller coaster as new characters, deathly situations, murderous Erasers, a couple makeovers here and there, and even a few saucy romances keep this story lively and adventurous.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011
In a New City reviews
What happens when Kisshu, goes to visit Ichigo, but instead ends up in a stranger's house...Really good please read and review. Has forty reviews and counting.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kish
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