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Author has written 11 stories for X-Men: Evolution, That '70s Show, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Underworld, Class of the Titans, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hi It's Me Sarah and welcome to crossovers are us. I'm a crazy canadian 14 year old with more time on my hands than sweat! besides that I LUUUUUVEE the Harry Potter books. Read Siriusforeva's stories they're very good. YAY NATALIE! Also read Shibbeh's stories of awsomeness and MT. Fuji.

Fave Characters
Harry Potter: REMUS!drool Meh, Sirius is hot too! Yay Tonks, Girl Power! ( yes I know oldness)
PotC:JACK AND WILL THEY'RE BOTH SO.. SO...JACK AND WILL-ISH!
LotR:LEGGY! and PIPPIN
Underworld: LUCIAN,MICHEAL AND RAZE OH MY!
Inuyasha: SESSHUMARU AND INUYASHA THE BROTHERS HOTNESS!
Saiyuki: The Sanzo-Ikoku! GOKU IS ADORABLE! SANZO IS HOT! GOJYO IS SOMETHING I CANT DESCRIBE AND HAKKAI IS...HAKKAI!

Furuba: THE MUBADACHI TRIO!

Chobits: Sumomo

Romeo and Juliet: MERCUTIO! HE ISH T3H 53X!

Favourite phrases : "Projectile vomit" "Pain, Pain in the Glavin!" "Potted Meat" "Poke the crazy" "Majesty" "Meh" "Whaaa?" "Randy and Paul" "What would Kurt do?" "BLAAARG!"

Favourite quotes: " Feh!", " Bumpity-Bumpity-Bumpity-Bumpity-SPLAT!","I don't know who stole my chewing gum but I hope you choke on it.Thankyou" "STOP! Hammer time!" "I'm rich BI-OTCH" " Here comes the Thnikaman-There goes the Thnikaman" "Cookies are sweet but your's is not,Sweet is kindly but that is not his name Audrey is sweet but she is not your doctor and the little digging animal called Mole he is your pet?" " Do you bite your thumb at me sir?" "I want to be young and wild, then middle aged and rich then old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf!" "'Some people call me the Space Cowboy-''No they don't Fez" "PICKELWEASEL"
"Homer, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history. Homer, Homer Simpson, He's about to hit a chestnut tree-D'OH" "I AM A BANANA!" "I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE"

Current obsession: WEREWOLVES! AROOOOO!ARRROOOOOOO! (snuggles fan art of Remus)Damn! I wrinkled it! Fruits Basket! SHIII CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Quotes from my friends:
"Hmmm...slow mo...OOOOOOOHHHHH MY CROOOOOOOOOTTTTTCCCCHHHHH IIIIIIIITTTTTTT BUUUUUURRRRNNNSSSS! HEEEAAAAAL THE DEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSSS!" ~ Brad.

"BLLLLAAAH! WE WANT ALASKA! RAAAAAWR! We have Guns"~ Selin

"Cheese"~ Me

"BLAAARG!"

"Almonds"

"Yes please!"

"Would you like chocolate on your almonds?"

"No thank you, chocolate gives me dihorreah when I eat BLAAAARG!"

"Almonds?"

"Yes please" ~ A dialogue between me and Selin.

"The more they change the pic of the Queen on the back of the quarter, the more she looks like the guy on the five. WILFRED LAURIER HAD A TWIN BROTHER AND HIS NAME IS QUEEN ELIZABETH!" ~Me on the appearances of the queen.

To The Distinguished Sirs of Ventimigli Sohmia Inc.

Please accept this letter and resume as my source of undying Loyalty against the BLAAARG Empire. We shall destroy then and their highly evolved waffles. And then the Ottoman Empire will bring thee thy MULES! O: AND THE DUNG! THE FLUSHING! THHEE PLUUMMBINING-- HOW IT BUURRNNNNSSSSSSS MY WAX-INFESTED EYEZZZZ00RZZ. Wherd. Haru has six titties. Mr. Zimmerman is coming. 5 dolla sucky sucky me luv u long time. Beavers gnaw pudding. To the Distinguished pimps of the Adult entertainment offering place of the DING DING OF THE ANUS PEOPLE SHIBBEH WANTS A COCO KITTY PLUSHIE!

Dec 20 2005

To Whom it May Concern,

We the undersigned are a duo of workers willing to do odd jobs including assassinations, cheesemaking and mosquito hunting.

Shibbeh is going to have millions of children and give birth to herself." ~Careers Class

View mycrappy fan comic:

Get ready for new Bishies in The Westerners:

Name: Kavara Xantun and another name that will come later in the story.

Age:...

Race: ...is silent

Personality: Funny, hyperactive, shrewd,excited by the colour orange. Also enjoys chicken and noodles and chicken noodle soup. Tries to be EMO and fails. Fav colour is black.


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Darkness In Our Midst by SongOfStars reviews
YEAR 1 of 7 (plus): In 1971, Hogwarts invites four unassuming students who become a legacy. "Legacy Series 1"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,320 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Pranks by Smenzer reviews
Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,016 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Fanfiction Addiction by Tanith Lilitu reviews
Aislin is a fanfic addict... who suddenly finds herself possessed, dragged ten years into the past, and halfway around the world! OC, OotP spoilers, very AU now, bordering on parody at points, probable OOCness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2005
Underworld Cup by Rushwriter reviews
The movie Underworld as rewritten by football commentators.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006
The Lunacy of Lupin by uraniumbombz reviews
Professor Lupin cycles through styles attempting to find his own, resulting in several beyond strange episodes. I know this is not a complete story, but I will probably never finish it. Read if you will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Fujisan's Pirate Day by FloralDungarees reviews
Random crap from History class and the such. The Sohmas get lost on the way to the park obviously Haru's doing. Random stupidity. Mr. B's 1st Semester History '05 '06.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
Messing With Time: Marauder Style by Clarista reviews
The trio is send back in time for their sixth year...about 19 years ago when the smart n sexay Marauders lived to play pranks...and suddenly love blooms out in all the WRONG directions! Updated CHAPTER 31
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,549 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Marauders and the Harry Potter Books by Snowdevils reviews
Laugh along with the Marauders as they look back on their childhood, and make hilarious comments about the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,855 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 11/21/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Time Travel Making Good Use of an Overused Plot by thenlaugh reviews
COMPLETE preHBP. Lily, James, Remus and Sirius break Remus' time turner and are sent forward 21 years, to where Harry is slightly messed up in his seventh year. LJ mainly. My first proper story. I can't believe I ever wrote HarrySusan... Eww.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,117 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Sango-Tajiiya reviews
Sango and Kagome are Jewish girls during World War II. what happens when they get deported to the concentration camps and find themselves falling for two S.S. Officers who aren't all that they seem? And how will they save their little brothers?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005
Past and Future by Moonchanter reviews
Five kids begin a new life at Hogwarts, though they arn't your average witches and wizards...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,364 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Insanity and Sugar: Hatori's plan by october darkness reviews
Cream cheese will make everything better!Yeah right Kyo........[COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Lesbians Don't Eat People! by Demus reviews
The Marauders, in the midst of some drunken revelry at the end of the Christmas holidays, discuss anarchy, homework, songbirds, cannibalism, socks and wossnames.Rated for a little bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Christmas by Lillei reviews
Kinda sad. Christmas for Remus hasn't been the same since he was bitten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It's simple and it is in 3 words: All Girl School by otakulord89 reviews
What can happen when Kagome moves to America and Inu-yasha is an anime series? Then Kagome ends up attending an all-girl school with a club that is devoted to anime and not only that but there are conflicts ranging from Punks vs. Preps to Punks vs. Posers
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Night Life by Depphead reviews
Jack and his crew stop at a small, uncharted island for supplies; soon they learn the meaning of the term "Night Life"...the hard way. Please read and review! (PG for some violencegore)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004
Underwold: Battle for Crow Canyon Dr by Hyper Guyver reviews
As the never ending war between werewolves and vampires rages, battles for supremacy are scattered all across the globe! One such tales involve vampires and werewolves as they fight for the most strategic suburb in all of Colorado!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004
Maradurs 6th Year by GoldenWolf88 reviews
What happens when Sirius's American cousin transfers, Sirius becomes a one woman guy, James gets closer to Lily and Remus finds out a few things about himself that are extremely strange? ROC SOC JL COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,256 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
You cheated, Lake Ontario! by Sniffles 55 reviews
Fun-filled story of Oranges, Rafts, Canada, Disney movies, 80's songs, and as always, Pranks... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Werewolves of London by fadetoblackened007 reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome have been friends and business partners for years. So what will happen when Kagome learns one of Inuyashas big secrets?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Vampire, The Werewolf, and The Seer by Liquidshadowcenter reviews
Harry becomes a vampire, Ron becomes a werewolf, and Hermione a becomes seer. K for intense pain on charactures in early chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Destiny by Kittymui reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome share an unforgettable childhood together. Then one day, they were forced to separate because Kagome had to move away. Will they ever meet again? Will they recognize each other if they do? AU and InuxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,204 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
By Nightfall by NightSlash reviews
-WIP- An Underworld AU. Lucian, Raze, and Michael are three assassins, who are about to have one past job of theirs come back to haunt them, and endanger the lives of those they love.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004
Creatures of the Night by Agent22861 reviews
Selene doesn't have all the answers that she needs and shes running out of time. All she has is two guns, things hunting her, and a Hybrid who's been there through it all. I changed my Pen Name AGAIN, I FINALLY found one I like. Its now Agent22861. Like?
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003
The Revenge of the Main Male Characters by Lady Lostris reviews
A Mary Sue has taken over Hogwarts. Can the Marauders rid the school of her vile presence? NOT your typical Mary Sue story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
The Covenant by Jess J reviews
But as I spoke, as I told him off the past, everything came back to me, the past brought alive in my mind. LucianSonja prequel. Please r&r!
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,037 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003
When 'It's A Small World' Goes Bad by Professor R.J. Lupin w Prongs reviews
Moony and Padfoot have issues. And way too much free time. They thought of this during lunch... and now I have a headache. -Prongs
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Truth by d1sT0rT3D-L0v3 reviews
When InuYasha gets stuck in Kagome's time, what happens when he is discovered by Kagome's friends? Will they finally realize the truth? COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
Back to the Future by Haki reviews
CompeteThe Marauders travel in time.Remus is obsessed with a book and Sirius likes shiny things.NOT SLASH There r some things connected to LOTR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,075 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Dark Side of the Moon by Atiannala reviews
Hogwarts has secrets; and what a better way to unravel them than with Disney songs? this is set in the MWPP era and its got lots of fun, and then in later chapters there will be mild violence, and in not so later chapters, romance! read it! it's fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Remus L.
Underworld Outtakes by NightSlash reviews
The title says it all. Rated PG-13 for language and other things. More to come.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 11/23/2003
Why Lycans Should Not Host Television Shows by NightSlash reviews
Rated R for profanity. Lucian gets his own television show where people send in letters, and Kraven's the cameraman. Let the insanity commence.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 12/4/2003
Memories We Missed by Murr reviews
Incurable insanity, Incompetant boobery---Onion of the Underworld! What more irrational ideas will James and Sirius get when they have to babysit little Harry for three days? Finished Come one, come all! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
XMen of the Caribbean by Fire Raven and Aslyin reviews
Avast! Two insane authors conspire to bring you the much acclaimed X-Men of the Caribbean! A Lancitty with a hint of Romy (much later on). This time: Amara and Jubilee torture Kitty with a corset, while Lance spray paints Kitty's house.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 11/23/2003
That's My Boy by The Island Hopper reviews
James, now in the Afterlife, finally gets his chance to see what's happened since his death. He asks Dumbledore to send help to Harry, and Dumbledore knows just who to send...CHAPTER 3!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,824 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 7/22/2002 - James P., Remus L.
A Life Less Ordinary by BAD ROBOT reviews
as a result of popular demand, this is the sequel to 'A New Beginning'. hope you enjoy it. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003
a new beginning by BAD ROBOT reviews
only the things worth having are never easy to get. takes place after the battle at the end of the movie. Selene Michael romance.CHAPTER 12 NOW UP
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003
Harry Potter meets LOTR by tbird09 reviews
This is a freaky Harry gone gay sorta thingy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Passing of the Note by Hakura0 reviews
A very much overdone Marauder note passing fic. *NEW* What happens in History of Magic, Again?((no slash btw))
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Wrong On So Many Levels by Evie2 reviews
MWPP, yr. 4. Whoa! James finds way too many people in his bed, Sirius hits on lily(j/k), Sirius hits on Remus(j/k), james hits sirius, watch the tale unfold! much maruading, evil socks, a happy lil' werewolf, & an uncorrupted Peter. not slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Welcome to New Cairo reviews
When Hera has to get the school renovated, she sends the Titans to another school to the south in a new city. But things seem vaguely familiar there...
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
Tales of the Neo Alchemists
Slightly AU. Fifty years have passed in Amestris, and Alchemy is dead. Or...at least the world thinks it is, but when a new threat shows itself, along with five new homunculi to help it, it's time for the world to rediscover the art.Moved to Hatgurl.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Alphonse E.
We Will Rock You reviews
AUIt's sex, drugs and rock and roll time people. The Marauders and Kingsley live it up as Rock Gods. James! Lady's Man, Sirius! Drag, Remus! Musical Genius, Kingsley! Lovechildren! R&R. Moved to my new account, Hatgurl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006
PotC: The Cursed Jewel of the Lycanthe reviews
AU Will was thrown into prison, he escaped and joined Jack on the Pearl, They get cursed by a jewel. Oh my. REVEIW!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 5/30/2004
When Victor and Dracula thumb wrestle reviews
UnderworldVan Helsing crossover. I can't tell you how or why this popped into my head, it just did. All I can tell you is it's damn funny.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
In The End reviews
Regulus Black muses about his life, his brother and what's brought him to where he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Regulus B.
Pietro with Dog Ears, say what? reviews
-one shot- The brotherhood are cleaning the attic. Pietro finds a Katana...and says some pretty screwed up stuff.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
THE WONDEROUS ANSWERING MACHINE OF BOB! reviews
What an answering machine is doing in the 70s I don't know but bob has one and the gang is playing with it.....Plus...Canned Poodle?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004
Numb reviews
Basically my version of the course of events that led to Sirius running away. Started off as a fan manga that I did. This is the first of three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Sirius B.
That 1870s Show reviews
Just the weird product of a sugar-induced rant me and my friends had. Reveiw it!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2004
Harry Potter and the Mutant Muggles reviews
The X-men are sent to hogwarts to help fight in the war against Voldemort where weird and insane things await them.Plz R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 5/1/2003