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Full Name: Sorry, no can do
Single or Taken: Single
Birthday: September 9
Your logo: XD
Siblings: A younger sister
Eye Color: Brown
Shoe Size: It's different depending on the shoe
Height: Shorter than average
Country Born: America
Where Do You Live: The United States of America, AKA the beginning place of the zombie apocalypse.
Righty Or Lefty: Mostly righty
Any Pets: A dog and a cat :3
Who are your best friends: Sid and Gunner.
Do you have a bf or gf?: It's complicated
Best place to go for a date: The park
Outgoing or introverted?: I'm like Canada unless I'm disruptive, so both.
Favorite kind of pants: My cargos.
Favorite Number: 3
Boys Name: Dylan
Girls Name: Scarlet
Animal: Mythical? Phoenix. Non mythical? Wolf.
FastFood Place: Bojangles
Band: My Chemical Romance, Kansas, or Panic! at the Disco.
Movie: Kiki the Delivery Witch
Perfume: Yeah, no.
Favourite cartoon character: Cartoon? Jake from Adventure Time.
Given anyone a bath: I don't think so...
Bungee Jumped: Not yet.
Made yourself throw-up: Nah
Gone skinny dipping: Yes
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: No
Broken a bone: Both of my ankles and a growth plate in my hand
Played truth or dare: Yes
Been in a physical fight: ..Yes
Been in a police car: Nope
Come close to dying: More times than I'm comfortable admitting
Been in a hot tub: Of course!
Fallen asleep in school: Half-sleep
Ran away: Yes
Broken someone's heart: Doubt it.
Cried when someone died: Yes
Cried in school: Yes
Fell off your chair: Yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: Hell no.
Saved MSN conversations: Don't have one
Saved e-mails: Yes
Done something you regret?: Yes
Your good luck charm: Either my Jashin pendant, the book where I started, or my jacket.
Best song you've ever heard: At the moment it's Bohemian Rhapsody
Stupidest thing you have ever done: I do stupid things everyday.
What's your room like: Light yellow walls (bleh), hard wood flooring, a black bed, and a closet
Last thing you said: Ah, I don't remember
What is beside you: A couch cushion
What shampoo do you use: Suave
Something awesome that has happened to you this year: My friend FoodleToos came with my sister and I to Anime Weekend Atlanta
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Have my two closest friends attempt/think of suicide.
Chicken pox: No
Sore Throat: Yes
Broken nose: No
Tonsils removed: Never needed to.
Ice cream in the morning: Which member of the female species hasn't?
To give the heimlich: No
Eat a live hamster for 1,000,000: I don't think they taste very good.
Go to a Manson concert if you had a free ticket: Sure..
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with: Sid.
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them: I'd only do it if were necessary
Do you admire anyone?: Misha Collins
Who is the last person that called you: Sid
Who was the last person you slow danced with: It's been too long...
What makes you laugh the most: I laugh. A lot.
What makes you smile: Stuff.
What are you listening to right now: Viral Song- Tobuscus
What makes you happy: A lot of things
What did you do yesterday: Read a fanfic, ate a candycane, worked, filmed my (hilarious) little sister
Got any awards: Yeah
What car do you wish to have: '67 Black Chevy Impala
Do you want to get married: Yes
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: My laziness, or pretty much my entire body
Good driver: Yes
Good dancer: I hate dancing, therefore the question is irrelevant. (-_-)
Good Singer: Yes
Have a lava lamp: No
How many remote controls are in your house: More than six
What do you dream about: I don't dream often, but when I do it's cinematic. As in, full out movies with plots and everything. Or it's apocalyptic
Last time you showered: Last night
The last movie you saw at the theatres: Catching Fire
Scary or happy movies: Happy
Vanilla or chocolate: It depends.
Skiing or Boarding: I prefer snowboarding to skiing.
Summer or winter: Winter.
Silver or Gold: Gold
Diamond or pearl: Pearl
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunrise, I can see a rainbow on the horizon.
Orange juice or apple juice: Apple juice
Cats or dogs: Dogs
Coffee or tea: Tea
Phone or in person: In person.
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Oldest
Indoor or Outdoor: Indoors
Sung in the shower: Yep
Spit in someone's drink?: No
Dumped someone?: No
Opened your Christmas presents early?: On Christmas Eve!
Peed outside?: Yes
Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: No
Had more than five REAL bf/gf?: Nah
Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: Yes
Ran through the sprinklers naked?: No
Ate food that fell on the floor?: Yes
Went outside naked?: Dare >:D
Made out with your best friends bf/gf?: Hell to the fucking no.
Been on stage?: More than once
Made someone cry?: Yes
Been in a parade?: Yes
Been in a school play?: Yes
Drank beer?: Yes
Gotten detention?: Yes
Been on a plane?: Yes
Been on a cruise?: No *pouts*
Broken into a house?: Kind of not really
Gotten a tattoo?: Nope
Gotten piercings?: Ears
Cried so hard you threw up?: No
Gotten into a shouting match?: Yes
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Of course!
Laughed so hard it hurt?: Yes
Tripped on your own feet?: Uh-huh!
Cried yourself to sleep?: No
Cried in public?: Yes
Thrown up in public?: No
Lied to your parents?: Yes
Skipped class?: Yes, using the poor, unsuspecting nurse
Do you like filling these out: If I'm bored (which I dreadfully am at the moment)
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: I probably will with all the reading I do.
Do you like yourself: No comment.
Do you get along with your family: No comment.
Have piercings below the waist: No
Stolen anything over 30: No
Obsessive: About some things.
Compulsive: Again, over some things.
Want to have children?: Not at the moment
Like mornings?: No
Enjoy seafood?: I live in a port city, we practically live off of seafood!
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
You say Pink I say Black
You say Zac Efron I say WTF!
You say Pop I say Rock
You say I'm Weird I say I'm Different XP
You say Justin Bieber I say What the Hell!? My Chemical Romance all the way bitches!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
When you think about it, Hogwarts is very uncreative with names - The Great Lake, The Great Hall, The Giant Squid... I've decided to name the Giant Squid Chester. All hail Team Chester! If you support Team Chester, copy and paste this onto your profile.
30% Pixie Dust
40% Soul Reaper
60% Human Weapon
70% Video Gamer
100% Fun-sized awesomeness
Customize yours to match you
(If I catch you with mine I will torture you -)
(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
(='.'=) IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY
I'm Team Edward. EDWARD ELRIC!
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line.
5 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it...
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.
I took an epic personality quiz, here's my results
Smart-ass Comebacks to those Corny Pick-up Lines:
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life: in your wildest dreams.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.
HE: Does beauty run in your family?
SHE: Well it obviously doesn't run in yours.
HE: I can see forever in your eyes.
SHE: But all I can see is never in yours.
HE: I looked up beautiful today in the thesaurus and your name was included.
SHE: Thanks! I saw your name next to jerk.
HE: You're like a dream.
SHE: Go back to sleep.
HE: What do I have to give you for one little kiss?
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, but I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
SHE: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.
HE: I think you're the best looking girl here.
SHE: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then.
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Sure, but only if you buy my girlfriend one too.
Girls Don't Realize These Things
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
That you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( ) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (I am partially Italian)
(X) You're a good artist
( ) You can be clumsy
( ) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (I'm the one everyone leans on)
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation
(4/10) for North Italy
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
(X) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(4/10) for South Italy
(/) You're very stoic and serious (Half of the time)
( ) Sausages are your favourite food.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
( ) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( ) You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice
(3.5/10) for Germany
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(/) You're very mature (Again, half of the time)
( )You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people
(4.5/10) for Japan
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
( ) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(X)You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(/) You're terrified of ghosts (The mean ones)
( ) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
( ) You wear glasses
(4.5/10) for America
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
( ) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before (Using Arthur's chant)
( ) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery
(5/10) for UK
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
(/) You're very affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
(X) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (Love is love, that's all there is to say)
(/) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet
(5/10) for France O.o
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
( ) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
( ) You love sunflowers
( ) You love vodka (That shit is strong!)
( ) You can seem intimidating to other people
( ) You're very strong
( ) You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(1/10) for Russia
China (Wang Yao)
(/) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets
(5.5/10) for China
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised
(/) You're polite (Sometimes)
( ) You love classical music
(X) You like cake (Even if it is a lie)
(X) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons' [Fictional people don't count!]
() You wear glasses
(5.5/10) for Austria
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people (I'm either absolutley fucking invisble or the center of attention! Pisses me off!)
(X) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
( ) You hate fighting
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X)You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
( )You're bilingual
( )You always carry a bear with you
(6/10) for Canada
( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
(X) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. (Sisters)
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(/)You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model (Pfft. Hahaha- no.)
(/) You don't let people get a word in edgeways
(4/10) for Cuba
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(/) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(8.5/10) for Hungary
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
(/) You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
(X) You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well (I've dodged some serious stuff)
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger
(8.5/10) for Prussia
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
(/) You're very serious
( ) You have a lot of patience
( ) You think too much about philosophical stuff
(X) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
( ) You're not very confident
(X) You were quite rebellious as a child
( ) People tend to walk all over you
(X) You're a born worrier
(5.5/10) for Lithuania
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
( ) You're very flamboyant
(/) You're quite hyperactive
(/) You can be quite goofy
(X) When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
(X) You're very wary of strangers
( ) It takes you ages to come out of your shell
(X) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
(X) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
( ) You love pansies and corn-poppies
(5/9) for Poland
Denmark (Soren Anderson)
(X) People say you're loud and annoying.
( ) You think you're God's gift to the world.
(/) You're a leader. (I'm usually too lazy to bother)
( ) You think you are good looking.
(/) You're the oldest in your family. (Sibling wise, yes)
(/) You're childish.
(/) You're the center of attention.
( ) You're very bossy.
(/) You don't get along with others. (Depends)
(X) You can be stubborn at times.
(4/10) for Denmark
Norway (Lukas Steilsson)
(/) People say you're cranky.
(/) You're very quiet.
( ) You always wear some type of accessory.
(X) When you speak, you tell things how they are.
(X) You have a sibling.
(X) Your hair sometimes curls, so it looks like you have Italy's curl.
( ) You don't like to show emotion.
(X) You get annoyed very easily.
(X) You believe in magic.
(/) You are extremely shy around strangers.
(6.5/10) for Norway
( ) You apparently look scary.
( ) You wear glasses.
(X) You like to listen more than talk. (When near the dreaded strangers)
( ) You're very tall.
( ) You've very good at building/making things with your hands.
(X) You like debates.
(X) You have a hard time expressing your feelings.
(X) You have a playful personality.
( ) You like someone who does not like you back.
(X) You're a bit of a rebel.
( ) It's hard to understand you when you speak.
(5/11) for Sweden
Finland (Tino Vainomoinen)
( ) People mistake you for the opposite gender.
(X) You have a good sense of humor.
(/) You're a very sweet person. (when you get to know me- kindof)
(X) You're always talking. (To my friends)
(X) You're short.
(X) You don't mind the cold.
( ) You're not the best cook.
( ) You would be the perfect wife/mother.
( ) You're honest.
(4.5/9) for Finland
Iceland (Ari Steilsson)
(X) Even if you won't admit it, you love your family.
() You had/have a pet bird.
() You love licorice.
(X) You're very passionate about things.
( ) You're the youngest.
( ) You want to be a grown up.
(X) You get embarrassed easily.
(X) You are modest.
(X) You have a short temper.
(X) You don't like childish things.
(6/10) for Iceland
Hah! My friends didn't believe me when I said I was a mixture of Hungary and Prussia! Proof bitches!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I got asked out three times the first four weeks of school)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (-was)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse .
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Anime, derp.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.