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Joined 11-23-11, id: 3456288, Profile Updated: 04-10-15
Author has written 7 stories for Homestuck, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

temporarily on hiatus forever.

i found that fanfiction-writing was very therapeutic for me, so please enjoy what's here.

thank you, as always, for believing in me when i really needed it.

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Don't Ask by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Wherein, Izaya gets into potentially dangerous situations and Shizuo is his knight in shining armor. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Party Like A Rockstar by JessyDarlink reviews
You know that awkward moment where your music is too loud and everyone around you can hear? Sounds just like Egderp. DAVE/JOHN Serious Fluff HighSchool AU
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Stripped by all.I.want.to.do.is.fly reviews
"Big man in a suit of armor...take that away and what are you?"Maybe it was time to figure out the answer. Avengers Movie-verse. Snippets from the lives of Tony Stark and Steve Rogers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
My Observer by unique-goddess reviews
The observer was watching, as always. He had perfected his way of looking. AkuRoku Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
We're Not Broken We're Just Disabled by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Part of disabled!stuck. John isn't fond of storms and Dave helps him out. John is more than just a little insecure and so is Dave- but it's okay because they love each other.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Is Anybody Out There? by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Izaya has finally understood what he's always known, that the whole world is against him. Oneshot. One-sided Shizaya. Character Death.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
ZombieStuck by JessyDarlink reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you're pretty sure you're the last guy on earth alive. Everyone else seems to have been devoured by the living dead. Or, you think everyone has. Then you find HIM. Dave/John Zombie mayhem and bromance without the B ! R&R
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dave S., John E.
After Shawarma by Verdreht reviews
"What meal couldn't be made better with a pair of assassins, a scientist prone to explosive temper tantrums, a demigod shoveling shawarma, and a super soldier that was...sleeping? Surely not." Tony/Steve pre-slash fluff I regret nothing!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Line in the Sand by Verdreht reviews
Tony's little experiment: he needed to see where Steve drew the line. He needed to find the line to toe it, toe it to cross it, and cross it to redraw it so that Steve might finally act on the feelings Tony was sure he had. Tony/Steve slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by everyoneisking reviews
"So this is the man my father couldn't stop talking about" Steve/Tony, implied Steve/Howard.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Dying Embers by lumosincendio reviews
"He doesn't care that everything is pretty much on fire. All he cares about is finding Mello." Takes place after the explosion. MattxMello. Fluffy one-shot. Rated T for some profanity.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sometimes He Would Sing by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt wasn't a particularly good singer. Mello never complained. MxM, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
PoliceForcestuck: Getting Physical by Grimm Disease reviews
No one hates exercising more than Karkat Vantas. Can Jade Harley make it better? Probably not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Jade H., Karkat V. - Complete
Anniversary by unbirthdaydance reviews
In which Bel is unhelpful and Squalo forgets his anniversary.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Squalo S., T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Rainy Day List by ChocolatyFox reviews
The title says all. Yaoi in here
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Don't Murder Me, Love by OriginDiscord reviews
Shizuo comes home to find Izaya shriveled up in a corner; he had a bad day... Fluffyz
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
No Use Crying Over Spilled Juice by King of Drag reviews
Dave is bored - no inspiration for his comic. He needs something to do; Dirks' not home to randomly attack him, how about we get some juice? - Short little kinda-fluffy oneshot. Dirk/Dave. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Never Again by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Steve and Tony have an argument, when Steve gets back, he finds Tony crawling along the floor of his lab. Steve/Tony ; kink meme fill
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Experiences Count for Something by Hime no Ichigo reviews
Mikado should've expected as much when Kida invited him for a sleepover. Written for rally drabble. Masaomi & Mikado.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Masaomi K., Mikado R. - Complete
Birthday Treats by Hime no Ichigo reviews
All the gifts he receives are nothing compared to a single message. Written for rally drabble. Mikado-centric, subtle Mikado x Masaomi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Mikado R. - Complete
Braiding Webs by vendingkind reviews
She's just as lonely as you are. Feferi/Vriska, Drabble, 555 Words.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Feferi P., Vriska S. - Complete
The Ass Effect by jayilyse reviews
Dirk always talked about asses – you humored him because it was just something fun and silly to do. He talked about any kind of ass from smuppet booty to real badonkadonks. Dirk was an ass guy. That was his thing. Now you know it runs in the family. (The first of three fics)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Jane C., Roxy L. - Complete
Dude it's fine by fujikawaii10346 reviews
John gets a nosebleed during Sloppy Makeout Saturday and Dave panics. Kissus and cuddles ensue. Based off of Moeartea's headcanon. T for language and a slight adult situation.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Sick by brosexual reviews
We all need someone to take care of us sometimes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Popsicles by Wicked-Roxanne reviews
It's a hot day and a lot of complaining ensues.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Karkat V., Eridan A.
Tastes Like Pistachio by Wicked-Roxanne reviews
Jade and Karkat enjoy some icecream.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Jade H., Karkat V. - Complete
Napping With Me by Wicked-Roxanne reviews
Jade was always a bit clueless.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Jade H., Karkat V. - Complete
I Win by Kuga Sterling reviews
This is a one-shot about Dirk and Jake, playing strip chess, written for my moirail.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Some Facts of a Delicate Nature by Hopeakaarme reviews
The Hyoutei team is quite shocked to realize their captain is not altogether correctly informed on the origin of babies. It falls on Oshitari to educate him on the matter.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Atobe K., Oshitari Y. - Complete
Worries by strawberryzoros reviews
"You worry too much, Oishi." Kikumaru notices how stressed Oishi has been lately, and decides to take matters into his own hands. Oishi/Kikumaru.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Oishi S., Kikumaru E. - Complete
The Confessor by Imadra Blue reviews
It's all Squalo's fault that Yamamoto has to run his father's sushi restaurant for the day. Not that anyone but his priest will ever hear him confess such a thing. Slash.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Squalo S., T. Yamamoto - Complete
Gravitational Lensing by Anti-Logic reviews
Greasestuck AU. All Kanaya wanted to do was buy Rose a Coke. Rose/Kanaya
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Jealousy by Akemi Hime reviews
It was a horrible day for Niou. School, rain, an annoying Akaya and - his Bouchu with Sanda! Short cute Fic YukiNiou
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Niou M., Yukimura S. - Complete
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It's Magic reviews
Dirk Strider, the last human on earth, exists in a dismal future until he discovers a time machine planted in his closet. On an island in the Pacific Ocean, he meets a pumpkin farmer and her grandson, Jake English. During his quest to venture to Texas, he discovers that Jake has a plan to leave the island as well. A plan based solely on children's fiction. AU; Dirk/Jake
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Unfortunately Breathless reviews
Kyouya has the hiccups, and Dino feigns to know the cure. Way too much fluff; oneshot written for D18 day.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Bogeyman reviews
John doesn't believe in monsters. He doesn't believe in imaginary people, superstitions, little goblins or fairies or things that go bump in the night. John doesn't believe in the bogeyman... that is, until he meets Dave Strider, a supernatural dude who has just hijacked his closet and is now demanding candy by the pound, and oh yeah, one more thing... A place to crash. DaveJohn
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Valiant reviews
Obsessive-compulsive genius Dirk Strider finds himself doing community service in a hospital as a school project. Jake English, a spunky patient driven by his desire for recovery, may be his most difficult assignment yet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Better If You Share reviews
Kyouya is sick and Dino comes over to check on him. Then Kyouya takes a lesson in sharing. Slight D18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Under the Stairs reviews
There will always be monsters, and Dirk will always be fending them off. Short drabble for the Strider bros.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Soon It's Gonna Rain reviews
Dave is just trying to study, and John can't help his predilection for showtunes. Super fluffy drabble.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete