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Joined 11-23-11, id: 3456412, Profile Updated: 03-14-16
Author has written 3 stories for Warriors, and Harry Potter.

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Please note that this account is basically inactive at this point. I do have an AO3 (link below), though that's also basically inactive. I spend the vast majority of my time on tumblr.

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Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence by BayesWatch reviews
Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,916 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32478 - Favs: 19,378 - Follows: 15,744 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
King of Serpents: Chamber of Secrets by karatemaster101 reviews
Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,540 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr., Artemis F. - Complete
A Mile in My Shoes by LadyStina reviews
Pre-movie. Something goes terribly wrong during a routine kidnapping forcing Megamind and Roxanne to work together to find a permanent solution.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,491 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
King of Serpents: Summer of Ice by karatemaster101 reviews
The school year has come and gone, and Artemis returns home for the summer, brimming with plans for himself...and for the People. But even the best plans can go astray, as Artemis learns when shocking news about his father interrupts his little scheme! COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - I. Karkaroff, Artemis F., Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Death Gods and Flighty Broads by Cardboard Edward reviews
A collection of ficlets, drabbles, and oneshots based on Anubis and Sadie.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Ever in Your Favor by L.C. Li reviews
The Hunger Games, as seen through the eyes of the boy with the bread. — Peeta:Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Giving In by CinnamonChix reviews
Rudy/Liesel. "You still want that kiss Saukerl?" Rudy and Liesel are on their way to get the Fuhrer when they stop, and Liesel gives in.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
The Insidious Institute by GreatKateZonkeyMachine reviews
Are You a Gifted Child Looking for Special Opportunities? Whatever Mr. Benedict has in store, it's got to be better than living in fear of Count Olaf and his dastardly theater troupe - hasn't it?
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011
Death by PhoenixFlame123 reviews
***HERE IS A SMALL NOTE*** You are going to die. ***ANOTHER SMALL NOTE*** Please, don't be frightened. I'm trying to be as cheerful as possible about this. Writing style based off The Book Thief by Markus Zusak.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011
My Violet, my Cinderella by Pottergirl1 reviews
"My Violet is my world." Mr.Baudelaire watches as Violet grows up. Songfic to "Cinderella" by Stephen Curtis Chapman.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Violet B. - Complete
Natural by Minutia R reviews
In which Howl learns to stop worrying and love his natural hair color. In a way. Based on J-LiAnne's picture "Evolution of Howl's Hair" on DeviantArt. Go look.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
All the Wonders of the World by fiesa reviews
Howl's Moving Castle, book-verse. Sophie decides to clean up. Howl and Michael take cover. OneShot.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
Decisions by PftFan99 reviews
How Winnie decided to go for the spring... or to stay in the circle of life... Rated T just in case.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
First Night by Arhazivory reviews
HMC After the last pages of the first book, Sophie and Howl begin their life together. This short is how I would add two more pages to the end. Despite the name, the rating is entirely PG.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Ride Ten Thousand Days and Nights by justawriter33 reviews
Howl's Moving Castle from Howl's point of view. I do not own any characters, thank you very much. Book by Dianna Wynne Jones
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Which Concerns the Future by Grey's Princess reviews
HMC. Howl's and Sophie's visions of the future are far from perfect.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Impossible Things by Flamebyrd reviews
[Howl's Moving Castle] In which Sophie is sewing a dress, and Howl complains to Calcifer.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Marbles by mellish reviews
[Howl's Moving Castle] There are only two things Howl is afraid of. One is a bad hair day. The other is losing his heart. Oneshot, Howlcentric.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
My Moving Castle by Akaru-chan reviews
Howl's Moving Castle told from Howl's point of view. After all, it is called HOWL'S Moving Castle. [HIATUS]
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 190 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Ever After by s' old fic reviews
Howl, Sophie, waffy, plotless. Takes place after events in 'Howl's Moving Castle'.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete
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Silver as the Moon, Black as the Night reviews
Far away, in a place she's only dreamed of...she's spoken about. Unknowing, untrusting, until a true friend comes along. And then...gone. Taken away. And now it's worse than it was before...and she's ready to leave her home forever.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
SCP-816: The Mirror of Erised reviews
SCP-816 appears to be an exact replica of the Mirror of Erised from the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... {Rated T for language}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
Hidden Dangers reviews
Known to each other-before they meet. When they do, two worlds will never be the same. Rated K plus for now, will probably rise later on. Co-written with Mothstar! DISCONTINUED
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete