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Joined 11-23-11, id: 3457192, Profile Updated: 10-05-12
Author has written 4 stories for 39 Clues, and Hunger Games.

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Hi i'm new I like 39 Clues, horse and cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

If I could i'd like to be Amy in the clue hunt for 39 Clues.;)

Recently I have published my first book entitled

Ian's Bear (the program wouldn't let me write the bears name so it is Mr.Buttons).

I also wrote...

The Easter weekend

Right now I am currently: Going on with my life that my sister is currently ruining and doing a great job on!!!:(

I also am in LOVE with the Hunger Games.

The Hunger Games Question's about you!;

(1- If you are someone in Panem, which District would you like to live in? I would live in 11 most likely, because i love to pick fruit!!!!!

(2- If you were called up to the Hunger Games, in the reaping- how old would you want to be? 12 because everyone would think i'm week or 18 because then at least i've live a little more!!!

(3- If your name was called in the reaping, what would your stratagy be? I would do exactly what prim did in the movie but my sister wouldn't save me.:'(

(4- If the male tribute from your district was a crying twelve year old boy, what would you say to him on the train? It's going to be alright you know you will win and if it comes down to both of us I will kill myself so you can live.

(5- At the traning centre, you throw a spear and it hits bullzeye. Behind you, you hear some tributes mocking you, what would you do? I'd watch your back in there and oh by the way Thank-you for watching what your death will look like

(6- In the traning centre, what weapon would you choose to be your best? I'm really good at bow and arrow at camp last year i tried archery for the first time. On my first shot i missed completely. Then I tried again and hit the bullzeye , but everyone was looking at this rabbit so I got really mad. We had water balloons on the targets. So I hit the water balloon the one closet to are leader and it splatted all over her. Bad part was that it was filled with permanent paint any way after that I always hit the bullzeye.

(7- What would your stratagy be for the interview with Ceaser Flickerman? I would do exactly what katnisss did we are very alike and when Ceacer says 'good luck to you (Name here)' I would say 'Bet on me then Flicker' and walk out.

(8- Would you team up with the Careers in the Arena? No, defenetly no they would defenetly kill me to death I again would do exactly what katniss did. XD

(9- If you are well stocked in the arena and you came across a helpless, starving thirteen year old tribute, from another district what would you do to him/her? I would take away any thing they can kill me with then give them 1/3 of my food and go hide in a really tall and close tree and drop down there weapons but if they have a bow I would keep!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

(10- If you ever got the chance to meet President Snow, what would you say/do?I would say don't kill me then run away but before I run away I would say take down the stupid Hunger Games or I will kill you.

Werid Things

Things to do in Walmart:

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of lemon juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.) Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16.) When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17.) Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

18.) Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

19.) Get 24 packets of gum and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking..

Original Saying: When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.


When Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in Life's eyes.

When Life gives you lemons, spit them in Life's face.

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back to let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, keep them. Cause hey! Free lemons.

When Life gives you lemons and you make lemonade, your lemonade is really going to suck unless Life also gave you sugar and water.

When Life gives you lemons, use them to blind your enemies.

When Life gives you lemons, ask for a refund. Your argument is that you ordered rainbow ponies and good luck, not lemons.

When Life gives you lemons, hope that Fanfiction Authors don't get ahold of them!!! ToT

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How stupid could you be to do that?

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops..honey, forget what I said about ironing your clothes!!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thay want to give us the real artifical nuts...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Then I'll just stop it with any other body part.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowblower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowblower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!

From me being random I present...

I'd like to show you my awesome sentences, starting from number one:

1. "I know, right? Really, people need to think better, or knock themselves out to think better when they wake up." -Me talking about Ian being a Vesper is false.

2. "Shut up, or Isabel's pet sharks from In Too Deep will kill you!" -Me telling off people who say 39 Clues is fiction.

3. "Hey, you'll be sorry you'll ever disliked Amian. Only because Evamy is going to sink like titanic, and you'll be sorry that you ever liked Evamy." -Me talking to a Evamy fangirl.

4. "Don't come crawling to me whenever Evamy and Jamy get sunk." -Me being a jerk to Jamy and Evamy fangirls.

5. "Blah, blah, blah. Enough with the perfect romance, your making me puke!" -Me yelling at the Evamy romance.

6. "Who the heck uses the sentence 'Don't talk smack to me'? That's just plain stupid." -Me talking to my Dad.

7. "The Lucian traitors can cry a river, build a bridge, and let the good Lucians walk over it." -Me on the message board.

8. "Has anyone seen my hair brush?" -Me asking my family that question EVERY morning.

9. "IanxHamilton is REAL?!" -My weird discovery.

10. "MY SISTER HAS A CRUSH ON IAN! SHE LOVES LUCIANS!" -My annoying brat of a sister screaming that to the world.

11. "I like Dan, not Ian! I'm a Lucian, that's why!" -Me replying to my sister, but mumbling it.

12. "Weird, Lucian has Ian's name in it. LucIAN." -Me trying out a word.

13. "Did she say his name of excitement or of annoyance?" -Me reviewing the story True Light, Amian fanfic, chapter 4.

14. "Gay couples are stupid. Who'd write DanxIan? That's a load of crap." -Me judging gay couples.

15. "LONG LIVE AMIAN!" -My love for that couple.

16. "Yeah. They started Amian, it's gonna end that way too." -Me talking to a Amian fangirl in a PM

17. "Nickname is Mew or Helper. I'm a Lucian. Haha, CAN'T BEAT THIS!" -Me being the idiot I am.

18. "Yep, I'm slightly insane, but who isn't? A 39 clues hater? LE GASP! A HATER?!" -Me going insane.

19. "What is my name?" -Me commenting on a song called What's My Name.

20. "GO POPATRACA OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL IT!" -Me playing a game.

21. "I don't get the book Pride and Prejudice. I mean, basically it's messing up my brain." -Me TRYING to read Pride and Prejudice.


Here are some questions

1. Where did your last kiss take place?

It didn’t happen, yet.:)

2. Who knows a secret or two about you?

My best friend and it’s more than one. A LOT MORE!:)

3. Five words to explain why you last threw up?

It was 4 years ago. :)

4. Have you ever burned yourself?

Yes todayI burnt myself 5 times( GO ME TO BEING BURNED!!!!!!!!!) .:)

5. What's crazy to you?

How guys wear their pants so low, ew. And also ear stretching, EW!!!!!!!!!!!:)

6. Favorite cuss word?

Cuss? Uh no.:)

7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

Not to brag but no one can trash talk me.:)

8. Who is your hero?

Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and Liam Hemsworth.:)

9. Would you ever want to be a supermodel?

I’d be surprised if I didn’t. :)

10. Who is the most experimental person you know?

One of my friends: MADDY.:)

11. Do you tell white lies?

I'm pretty sure a lie can't be white.:)

12. When is your next party?


13. Who do you want to be with right now?

My best friend Sarah and Haley and my friends from camp, love them so much.:)

14. Do you scratch when and where you want to scratch?

I don't scatch.:)

15. How do you handle a break up?


16. Your motivation for tomorrow?

Have fun and try not to stick out.:)

17. Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?

Something wonderfully blue.:)

18. Last person to make you laugh?

My sister we were playing the ultimate excuse game and instead of saying bird exertion I said bird laughing .:)

19. Last thing you ate?

Chicken breast and baked potato.:)

20. Do u ever go a few days without changing your underwear?

Uh no, ew.:)

21. Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?

Gladly not.:)

22. Do daddy long legs freak you out?

Well yeah.:)

23. Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?

My cat’s.:)

24. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?

Uh, I’m not THAT weird.:)

25. Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?

I don’t know where their mouths been.:)

26. Do you talk baby talk?


27. What serial killer do you find most disturbing?

I don’t keep up to date—just don’t ask that. Uh no.:)

28. Do you watch court tv?

I have absouloutly no clue what that is.:)

29. Would you ever work in a retirement home?


30. Do you believe plants have feelings?

I never thought about that.:)

31. Do you laugh at people with "bowl" haircuts?

What do you mean?????:)

32. Do you have nervous twitches?

Not that I know of.:)

33. Are you ever purposely irritating?

To make people laugh.:)

34. If you could fly, where would you go first?

France, best place eva!:)

35. Do you prefer boats or planes?


36. Love or lust?


37. best friend or 10 aquaintances?

Best friend:)

38. Favorite food?


39. Do you believe that your first love never dies?

Hm, that’s a tough one. I don't know.:)

40. What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for?

The Catching Fire premiere!:)

41. Current smell?

What is that supposed to mean?:)

42. Do you get your nails done?


43. Most favorite person?


44. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's?

I don't eat at Mcdonald's.:)

45. Are you an emotional person?


46. Do you like your name?


47. Do you have plans this weekend?


48. Do you work?

Yes, I'm Working on a picture for the national art contest.:)

49. Do you dance naked in your room?

Uh no, I would feel like someone is watching me.:)

50. When did your last relationship end?

I was never in one.:)

51. What are you listening to right now?

Taylor Swift safe&sound:)

52. Biggest fear?

Sharks. Spiders. Katniss choosing Gale. Gale with Johanna. Josh Hutcherson dating someone that’s NOT Jennifer. Insects. Should I go on...:)

53. How long have you been a part of myspace?

What is that.:)

54. Favorite place to be?

Mostly everywhere. If I named them all you would never finish reading this.:)

55. What are you wearing right now?

Blue elbow sleeve shirt with a V neck white tank top and chapris .:)

56. Are your toes painted?


57. Does anyone hate you?

No one. Everyone loves me not to sound weird.:)

58. How many people do you trust fully?

My best friends.:)

59. Did you have fun doing this?


60. Are you thinking of someone right now?

All my friends and Jennifer Liam and Josh. Also hunger games characters. Again if i list them you would never stop reading.:)

How to chew gum!

Find out what chewing gum is made of. In its simplest form, chewing gum is some form of rubber mixed with sugar and flavorings. Prior to World War II, it was a natural form of rubber calledchicle. Since then, it has been synthesized and is a man-made chemical composition.

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Choose the type of gum you wish to chew and the flavor. Driven by consumer demand for many different varieties, there are several brands each with their own type of gum (i.e. sugar-free, natural, chewing, bubble, whitening) and each type has many different flavors, like spearmint, peppermint, or just normal bubble gum flavored gum.


Know the facts about each type and flavor. For example, regular bubble gum has a lot of sugar and extra "chew" in it. If you have any dental or mouth issues that prevent you from chewing hard and for long periods of time, it would probably be best to avoid normal bubble gum.


Place the gum in your mouth. The most common method is to place the piece on your tongue and draw it into your mouth. Then move the piece with your tongue to either side of your mouth for chewing.


Chew the gum using your chewing teeth. Chewing teeth are the multi-surfaced molars in the back of your mouth. You commonly use these teeth for chewing food after you have bitten into it, using your front teeth.


Occasionally, draw the gum to the front of your mouth and exercise your biting teeth. This will give your molars a short break—which is usually needed only for a couple seconds—and give your biting teeth some satisfaction.


For bubble gum chewers, blow a bubble a couple times every minute or so if you wish. This also gives your molars a break and is fun to "play" with. Try to make it as big as you can!


Continue chewing the gum for as long as you desire. Most gum loses its flavor within 10-15 minutes, but the residual taste can stay in your mouth for hours.


Once finished, place the gum in a wastebasket after wrapping it in some paper or tissue

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You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

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Great woman comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Woman: No, but time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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1.Alot of people say I am like Annie.:)

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Children of The Games by mrslukecastellan reviews
There were 4 winners of the 74th Hunger Games. Cato, Clove, Katniss, and Peeta. It's been 14 years and they are married with kids.What happens when they meet? I made some story changes.Only read if you've read the books. *NEWLY UPDATING CHAPTERS FROM THE BEGINNING JANUARY 2020*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 227,227 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/24/2020 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Peeta M.
Crash My Party by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU. Peeta Mellark has never been able to say no to Katniss Everdeen. But after years as friends with benefits, that's going to have to change. Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 250,783 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Spoke to Me by DedicatedWallflower reviews
They say she's crazy, the day her family died they say she sealed herself off. She never spoke another word. She's gone now, so lost in herself that even the strongest can't find her in the mess of her own mind. All I know, is from the moment I saw her, she spoke to me. Modern Day Kato. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Fighters Love by Nique-Mellark reviews
Being a professional fighter is never easy its filled with blood, pain, scars, etc. Professional MMA fighter Katniss Everdeen who had a troubled past try to find who she is in fighting, follow her through her journey when she meets a handsome trainer who turns her life around in a way Katniss never knew was possible. Please give it a chance.!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Cato, Katniss E.
Fixed by DedicatedWallflower reviews
I have a story to tell, of a boy and a girl. Some say it was a fairytale. Together they were made new; together they were fixed. She had never been more in love; he had never loved anyone but himself. She was a closed off girl, he was an arrogant boy. They knew, their kind of love was something special. One look into her eyes and he was a goner. -Modern Day Kato. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,097 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Behind The Curtain by FlyingMockingjay56 reviews
Because behind every strong man, there is a stronger woman. Katniss Everdeen is the finance and fundraising chair of Peeta Mellark's first Congressional campaign. In politics where image is everything and the truth means nothing, Peeta Mellark finally finds someone he would risk everything for. Modern Day, AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,832 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The University Games by KTstoriesandstuff reviews
Primrose Everdeen and her roommate Rue Washington begin their freshman year at Panem University. When University President Snow wants to make the university more famous, Prim and Rue ally with Katniss and her boyfriends, team up with the Greeks, and befriend other students at Panem U as they participate in different televised challenges. Features literally everyone in the HG.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Katniss E., Prim E., Gale H., Rue
Shades Of Winter by TwilightCakes reviews
SEQUEL TO 'CRUEL SUMMER'. Separated by miles, Katniss and Peeta attempt to keep the love they discovered the past summer at Camp Panem. They are determined to make it work but long distance relationships are never easy; Skype dates, weekend visits, and dorm room quickies. Will their romantic misadventures break them or make them stronger? *WINNER* Everlark Smut Awards!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 190,325 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Freshman Year by PurpleBoo reviews
Prequel to The New Girl's Fire and Trip to the Capitol. Panem High school story. Don't have to read before reading this but I think you should. This is all about what happened freshman year before Katniss came along. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED! Some victors hated each other. Peeta/Glimmer Peeta/Johanna/Gale Annie/Finnick Cato/Clove How did these couples happen? NO KATNISS!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,648 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Johanna M., Peeta M., Clove, Annie C.
Our Story by katoniss reviews
"Figure it out yourself Evans," I spat. I pushed past him but he grabbed my arm again and pulled me towards him until his lips were practically touching my ear. "Don't pretend that you don't want me, Everdeen. All the girls do and one day, you'll come crawling back into my open arms, Kitty," he whispered. {modern day AU, mild swearing, OOC sometimes}
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,686 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
I Have a Crush on a YouTube Star by we'reonfire reviews
The life of a famous YouTuber isn't that far of a stretch from a regular teenager. But with us, it's tough to have a close to normal life in this town. Everlark online/high-school AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,906 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Lone Star State Of Mine by Jenye reviews
Modern AU. There are three types of people in Dawson, Texas: those who are trying to flee, those who embrace their small town fate, and the Mellarks. Mellark Ranch; largest cattle ranch South of Dallas, employer of ranch hand, Katniss Everdeen, and home of The Ohio State Buckeyes' running back, Peeta Mellark. And Peeta Mellark is coming back home today.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,257 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Cold by OkIvy reviews
"Peeta? Why did you leave?" I whisper. "I'm so cold, there's nothing left for me, your dead, Prim's gone, everyone else is out there doing who knows what, and my mother is arranging a marriage for me, I don't want to get married, I want you Peeta, only you, but she doesn't get it, I'm so cold"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,179 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Katniss E., Cato
The House Games by Kkepicness reviews
All of the tributes and important characters from the Hunger Games are locked in a house! Send them things to survive with all of the other people there! Pm me who you would like to eliminate. My OCs are included as well! rated K plus for weirdness! Based off of PeetaTucci's Forever Everdeen. And no, this isn't a rip off! And please send in stuff, PLEASE!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012
Windfall by Court81981 reviews
Katniss Everdeen has never been lucky. But a chance encounter with an old acquaintance and a winning lottery ticket just may change that. Everlark. Banner by RoNordmann; Cover art by Kismet4891
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 157,309 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Don't let me fall by sugarxxcubes reviews
Katniss Everdeen: Singer and songwriter. She returns to her home town after her boyfriend dumps her for a model. She meets her old friends and they start their new life together. What can go wrong? Right?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Start of Forever by 5432d1fs3 reviews
Sequel to "Christmas in District 12." Peeta proposes to Katniss for Christmas, so now it's wedding time! Rated T for kissing and stuff.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,995 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Fifteen Years by HauntedSilver reviews
It took fifteen years for Peeta to convince Katniss to have kids. But what happened in between? Probably about fifty different scenarios of how Peeta tried to persaude Katniss to have a family.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
It's not always what it seems by moka.akashyia.1 reviews
Katniss has had a bad life, she was made fun of as a kid, her dad dies, her mom abuses her after her dad dies, she tries to kill herself, someone who she used to love and now she hates comes back but can they fall in love again after what he did to her. Rated T for self harm, attempted suicide, drinking, drugs, fighting, and language. I'm sorry I suck at summaries.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Bachelor by Annie2813 reviews
Peeta Mellark is the new bachelor on the reality TV show The Bachelor. When he meets Katniss Everdeen, one of the girls on the show, he instantly wants to get to know her better. But some of the other girls see Katniss as a huge threat to them. They want her gone because she's stilling the man of their dreams. Will Peeta end up with the girl of HIS dreams? AU character slightly OOC
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Thousand Lifetimes by rememberholly reviews
Katniss Everdeen has terminal cancer. But she can live now, if she gets a donor. But when she gets it...she finds that Cato's little sister Rosie will die if she doesn't also receive a donor. Consequently, Katniss gives up her heart for Rosie's. Will Cato and Katniss fall in love? or will Katniss never allow herself to love due to her numbered days?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Cato, Katniss E.
senior year at panem high by THGgeek reviews
Katniss Everdeen, her mother , and sister moved away fom District 1 and are now back in 12. When she is forced to go to a new school she meets a boy, he's a baker, he's a painter, he has the most breath taking blue eyes, and has wavy blonde hair. Then another guy re-enters her life, a hunter, her old best friend. What happens when he tries to win her heart? Rated T for language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Marry Me by D-for-Duchess reviews
"Are you crazy! You always tried to kill me and several times you almmost succeded!" Katniss snapped and I can only freeze since God, she's right, and it's sucks. "Yep, so marry me?" I smirk and still ask her though. A/N: Rated M for... well, read the title. What could possibly happen in marriage? Update Chapter 13. Have a great holyday. xoxo
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 95,837 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Cato, Katniss E.] Gale H., Peeta M.
A PIcture Perfect Puppet by o-my-q's reviews
Sequal to what my family has become. When Peeta and Katniss Rebel against The Capitol what will Happen?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss & Peeta's daughter
Unplanned Surprises by leviicorpus reviews
When Katniss Everdeen finish High school she goes to live with her Uncle and Aunt in district four for a year before college to save up so she can actually go. She is determined to only focus on getting a job, and earning enough, but what will she do when she meets a boy with bright blue eyes that throws her completely off track? Modern day AU, slight OOC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,858 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Wild Child Of Panem by TweetieBird34 reviews
Katniss Everdeen used to be a kind girl,who loved life.But since her mother died,she's changed.She is now,what you would call,a wild child.When one of her rebellious stunts pushes her Father to far,Katniss believes her life is over when she is sent to boarding school in Panem.But can some new found friends and a mysterious,kind new boy change Katniss forever?Based On Wild Child
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,905 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Hunger Games: Senior Year by mortals reviews
AU. "This is our last year here, Katniss." "I know." "Then make the most of it! You basically dragged the other three years." "I don't know how to socialize or be a regular teenager." "I'll show you how."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012
Panem? It's the 21st Century by someonefromearth reviews
Here we take a road into the characters' brains if they were a regular student in high school. Features characters from Hunger Games and Catching Fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
Under My Skin by ALLingames reviews
AU. Katniss and Peeta in modern day. Katniss and Peeta are just excited for the end of senior year so they can live the lives they always planned for. But an unexpected connection may force them to reveal their darkest secrets. M for later chapters.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,256 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Trip to Florida by HGfangirl2340 reviews
When Katniss and her friends go to Miami, the lady at the hotel tells them that 4 'hunks' just checked in this morning. When Katniss meets the one with icy blue eyes and perfect blonde hair will she fall in love or will she just ignore him? Catoniss story. Annie/Finnick Foxface/Marvel Clove/Peeta Modern day. AU. OOC.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Our New Neighbor by lovingchoco reviews
AU: Katniss' life if the Hunger Games never existed. Katniss is in High-school having a pretty normal life. When Gale leaves the district, Katniss gets new neighbors, the Mellarks.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 238,044 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Revenge by Nutella4Cato reviews
Katniss hunts down her virginity stealing ex boyfriend Cato, for the police, since he's been... A naughty boy. But for doing that, not only does Katniss get money, but her sweet revenge. Based on the movie One for the Money. Main pairing Cato/Katniss, hints of Gale/Katniss. Lemons. Please read, Review, and Favorite.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Christmas in District 12 by 5432d1fs3 reviews
Post-Mockingjay. Katniss and Peeta's first Christmas together. Will Peeta's gift to Katniss change her life?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
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The Confused Boyfriend reviews
A modern day Panem, What if there was no Hunger Games, and Gale Katniss and PEeta were all in the same class?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Battle of the Talents reviews
It's District Twelve's Annual Talent Show. Everyone is excited. Shocking news Katniss is the judge!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Boyfriend reviews
Katniss's day is good until something happens and she has to make a decision
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Katniss E.
Ian's Bear reviews
Ian is a bit more crazier then we thought my first fan fic pease read it sorta good
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Ian K.