Inle-Hain-Rah
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Joined 11-23-11, id: 3457905, Profile Updated: 07-24-13
Author has written 2 stories for Rise of the Guardians, and Dr. Seuss series.

Frithaes!

I want all of you people to know that I will constantly use the same(ish) names. Inle-hain-rah, Hazelenthay, Marli-atha-rah, Threaratha, Blackavar, Hrair-roo, Campion, Woundwort, and others. The only ones of those that I OWN are Inle-hain, Hazelen, Threar, and Marli-rah. the others i borrowed from Watership Down. I don't even own Joan Hart, because I do NOT own my Grandma.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne CarriieBerriie CoolWater123, deathoughtkid, Faycee623 (my parents think I'm crazy), ponyiowa, Rowanheart(hi.), Inle-Hain-rah(i wear glasses)

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Someone out there either has too much

spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Things to do at WALLY WoRLD!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. As people walk past you scream "Don't look at me or I'll eat you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Things to do when in an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


Just for your amusement:

Thor: You do not know what you're dealing with.

Tony: *looks around* Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?

(Cue laughter)


Thor: Now you listen well broth-

*Iron Man flies into him*

Loki: *pause* I'm listening.


Loki: Enough! You are all of you beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by-

Hulk: *smashes Loki into the floor repeatedly, then walks away* Puny God.


Captain America: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?

Tony: Uh, genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.


Coulson: Your gonna lose.

Loki: Your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky. Tell me, where am I at a disadvantage?

Coulson: You lack conviction.

Loki: I-

*Coulson's awesome gun fires, and smashes Loki through a wall*

Coulson: So that's how it works.


Hawkeye: How am I back?

Black Widow: Cognitive recalibration. *pause* I hit you really hard in the head.

Hawkeye: ...thanks.


Tony: I have to say, doctor, your work on anti-electronic collisions is unparallelled. Oh, and I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.

Bruce/Dr Banner: ...thanks...


*Huge alien snake metal thing crashes through the roof of Grand Central Station, and comes to a halt. Hulk and Thor stand on top*

Hulk: *Punches Thor so he flies off*


Captain America: Stark, we need a plan of attack!

Iron Man: I have a plan...attack.


Captain America: Is everything funny to you?

Tony: Funny things are.


Tony: Followings never been my style.

Captain America: Yeah, because your all about style, aren't you?

Tony: I'm sorry, which of the people in this room is A: wearing a spangly outfit, and B: not of use?


Thor: You mind how you speak of him. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of asgard, and he is my brother.

Black Widow: He killed 80 people in two days.

Thor: He's adopted...


Loki: I have an army.

Tony: We have a Hulk.

Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of Dirt!


Captain America: What, you scared of a little lightning?

Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.


Pepper: Is this about the Avengers Initiative? That I know nothing about.

Tony Stark: The plan that was scrapped? Anyways, I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it? Volatile, self-obsessed, and I don't play well with others.

Pepper Potts: That I knew..


Thor: You people are so petty... and tiny.


Coulson: [Over telephone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.

Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.

Coulson: This is urgent.

Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

[Coulson enters]

Tony Stark: Security breach.


Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?

Tony Stark: Last night.


Security Guard: Are you an alien?

Bruce Banner: What?

Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.

Bruce Banner: No.

Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.


World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.

Director Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.


Tony Stark What else you got?

Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.

Tony Stark: And he didn't invite me...


Steve Rogers: How can you not trust Fury?

Tony Stark: He's a spy, he's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.


Fav. Poems

The young must grow old,
whilst old ones grow older,
and cowards will shrink
as the bold grow bolder,
courage may blossom in quiet hearts,
for who can tell where bravery starts?
Truth is a song, oft lying unsung,
some mother bird protecting her young.
Those who lay down their lives for friends,
the echo rolls onward, it seldom ends.
Who never ran, but stayed?
This is a warrior born, not made!
Living in peace, aye many a season,
calm in life and sound in reason,
'till evil arrives, a wicked horde,
driving a warrior to pick up his sword.
The challenger rings then, straight and fair:
"Justice is with us, Beware, Beware!"

Dreams
The land of dreams, that mystical realm,
Where the oddest of visions appear,
come wander through scenes of joyful peace,
or stampede through nightmares of fear.
Dare we open those secret doors,
down dusty paths of mind?
In long-forgotten corners,
what memories we'll find.
Who rules o'er the kingdom of night,
where all is not as it seems?
Tis I, the weaver of tales,
for I am the dreamer of dreams!
-Brian Jacques (both)
(i memorized both.)


My Fandoms:

Redwall

Warriors

Wolf's Rain

Rise of the Guardians

Harry Potter

Watership Down

Homestuck

PM me if you read all that

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Loki's Pranks by I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain reviews
A bored Loki is a dangerous Loki. (A story about Loki and Thor's lives as children in Asgard, approximately the equivalent of ten and twelve years old. Fluff, humor, and a bit of sadness.)
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 124,009 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Loki, Thor
Stormcloak by WrittenByTheInsaneFluba reviews
This is the tale of a Stormcloak. Liliya Frostheart was just an average young girl, growing up without knowing much about Talos. However, things change when a certain Jarl sees her win a fight with two daggers. As Liliya grows older, she rethinks how she sees Ulfric and vice versa. What is to come for them? UlfricxOC. OC IS NOT THE DRAGONBORN. 1st in the Legends of Skyrim Series.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,493 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Ulfric Stormcloak, OC] Galmar Stone-Fist
Initiation (My 'Dream') by Kat1054 reviews
There is no war, Al and Will are not dead, and there's a new group of Initiates that seem to be off. Yep, good old fashion story but told the way I like it. It's pretty good for my first fanfiction. Many twist and characters to love and hate! Also, major swearing will come. Not sure if the rating is right. Based off a dream. A very awesome dream. READ IT! Or I will poke u! BEWARE
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 89,498 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Still Breathing by Lacewing reviews
A continuation of Relearning to Breath. Hope has to sort through the things going on her life with the threat of war surrounding the world of humans and trolls.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,183 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Rising Sun by PreseatheKitsune reviews
When an ancient darkness that feeds upon more than fear threatens the entire world, it summons the goddess that defeated it long ago. However, her powers have waned over the years and some even disappeared from existence. She will need the Guardians to help if she is to defeat this evil once again. [RotG x Okami]
Crossover - Okami & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,138 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Amaterasu, Jack Frost
One Last Stitch by sweetsheart reviews
Stitches Stein is used to a challenge, which will prove to be an advantage with many of them coming her way only a few months out of the DWMA. How will she deal with missions, a birth, a death, a retirement and a marriage, not to mention learning about just how many secrets Shibusen keeps? Stein/Marie, OC/OC, some Kid/Maka. The final story in the 'Stitches' series.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,802 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Avengers and Social Networking by NowAskYourself-WhatWouldLokiDo reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 19: Fanfiction Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,640 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Down the Rabbithole by cheri-fleurs reviews
Claire is your average teenager. What happens when she is transported into her favourite movie? Who will she piss off the most? and most importantly, will she be able to control her inner fangirl?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Avengers and Videogames by Melting Angels reviews
What do the Avengers do in their spare time? Play videogames of course! Read through as they try a selection of games. Chaos ensues! (Story better than summary)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,806 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The dignity of the bullied by SlytherinElektra reviews
After a new fight, part of the Avengers imprison Loki, again. But something is different he is quiet, apparently injured and less grandiloquent and the good Captain notes some striking similarities between the villain and himself. Steve POV. Dark-ish.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Just Another Manic Fun Day by PlathFan96 reviews
Follow Tris and Tobias, as they train a new group of initiates to become Dauntless. There will be romance, humour and adventure, and of course, a bunch of initiates ready to run crying to their mommy's. There are more background details inside. Please read! The story just wants to be loved and hugged! It's better than it probably sounds.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,677 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Criminal by ThisLooksLikeAJobForMe reviews
SEQUEL TO 'JAILBAIT'. Established Loki/OC relationship...well, if you can call it a relationship. It's...well, dysfunctional, to say the least. Living with Loki was never going to be easy, and Lily Girling isn't sure why she ever thought it would be. With a rising threat to the world becoming apparent, will Loki fight by her side? Or will he watch her fall?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Loki
Surreal Sights by JustAJackie reviews
Rhianna, a girl whose mutant powers manifested young and is running away from all she ever had, is off to New York. Stories of life, love, and friendship from a 'insane' person's point of view. PyroxOC, maybe a little GambitxRogue later on
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,651 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Pyro
The Moon Left For Euorpe by TecNicolorkrystal reviews
We all know what happened when Luna Valor came to Handlers Corners. Tezz and Stanford fell in love with her, Stanford broke her heart, Tezz went all hermity, and Luna ran away to Europe for her art. Full summary inside. Sequel to 'TRRM!
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Avengerstuck by The Monochrome Butterfly reviews
AU: When Karkat, Terezi, Tavros, and the other trolls begin playing Sgrub, they are transported to Earth. With the Avengers on the prowl after the recent Chutauri attack, it doesn't take long to discover the trolls. -Changed the rating to T for language(you guys know how the trolls talk). Unoriginal name is unoriginal, sorry for my bad case of no-plot syndrome.
Crossover - Homestuck & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Karkat V.
A diffrent path by SoulFire402 reviews
Lottie is tired of being the one left out so she decides to run away for the last time. Only to become friends with the one person she thought was impossible. Could he be the one person she could trust? And could he trust her with his biggest secret? I promise you that this is not going to be like other Once-ler love stories and it will be better then the summary. T-T
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - The Once-ler
The Eleven Doctors by NancyBG-OldMaidWhovian reviews
Amy finds herself traveling with the Doctor...but not HER Doctor. In celebration for the programme's upcoming 50th anniversary, and, this year being MY 30th anniversary as a Doctor Who fanatic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,664 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Don't Let Me Fall by SaraLovesYou reviews
Samantha Barton, Hawkeye's sister, was madly in love with Loki, who just so happened to be facing his punishment in Asgard for trying to take over the world. Despite how crazy her life was, and still is, she is slowly getting back to normal with the help of her new found family. But when Loki suddenly shows up again, her life is plunged back into chaos. *Sequel to Complicated*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Loki Drabbles by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
The Adventures of Loki in his Cell under the watch of the Avengers. Inspired by "The 30 Excuses of Loki."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki
Recollection by Alirica reviews
How did Grandma Norma know about the Once-ler anyway? Ted and Audrey listen to her tale of friendship, hardship, and betrayal that happened over fifty years ago.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,165 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler
The Young Princes of Asgard by ThatOneQuirkyFangirl reviews
Just a collection of One-Shots of our favorite young Princes, Loki and Thor! Set Pre-Thor and Pre-Avengers, just their 'normal' daily lives in Asgard! :D No Pairings.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Loki, Thor
Of Roses And Destruction by Preddy's.Girl.Scarlett reviews
She protects the balance. Mother Nature, Gaia, does not leave her garden. The Guardians have never met her, but they know she is present. What they don't know, is how she came to be. It's a shame that her own father doesn't remember either.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Pitch
Stark Contrast by moviebuffgirl reviews
"I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness." She is the younger sister of Tony Stark. He is the younger brother of Thor. Two people standing in the shadows of their older siblings are thrown together in a fight against various beings intent on wreaking havoc on Earth. Along the way, they find strength and comfort in each other, possibly in more ways than one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 174,931 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Loki - Complete
Order from Mischief by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Threat of the Kishin by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
The isolation of the DWMA and Hogwarts is put aside as the wizarding world seek help from the DWMA. Along the way the DWMA cause a bit of.. chaos as they attempt to protect the school and a stubborn Boy-Who-Lived from an ever so slight Kishin problem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011
Mara protect us both by Bottled green reviews
A Nord and a Dunmer, a dragonborn and a priest. She is trying to accept her destiny and future, he is trying to make amends for his past. Thanks to a twist of fate they meet and continue together, discovering they have much more in common than they initially thought.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Erandur
Demigods, Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by Talia-Elizabeth reviews
Percy, Thalia, Annabeth and a few others go to Hogwarts as "Exchange Students" for a few days they stay with Ron and his family can they get to know each other without revealing the fact that they're demigods? And will Nico actually make friends? Find out in Demigods,Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by fantasybookworm2012. takes place in between TLO&TLH and during Order of Phoneix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,319 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Redemption by oniforever reviews
It has been a while after the Kishin has been defeated, and Death City has been restored, but what happens if a mysterious new student appears, and what happens when Maka finds out the student's true identity and dark past? AsuraxMaka Slight OOC and AU. Bad!Summery. Very very VERY small crossover with Deltora Quest, you don't even need to understand the crossover really.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Asura, Maka A.
Destiny Magics by Dragonstars reviews
A strange new mutant visits the institute, bringing dire warnings of danger. But the display of strength she showed the first time the X-men meet her leaves them reluctant to trust her. But when events come to pass, and a certain blue mutant is in mortal danger, they have no choice but to turn to the only one who can help. t to be safe. 1st fanfic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
You'll Be Safe With Me by Fudgefeather reviews
Ushiwaka has been a slave for many years, suffered much of the harsh treatment of many masters. When bought by the mysterious "Albino", known for presumably treating his slaves so harshly they died, he expects the worst... He did not except to be cared for so well... Nor did he expect the Albino to be a woman. AU, AmmyXWaka, mentions of slavery and past beatings.
Okami - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,822 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Waka, Amaterasu
Okami College by TheDogzLife reviews
An ordinary girl goes to school one day to find that all of the staff have been replaced by Okami characters. At first it seems like a dream come true, but they soon find out that with the good also comes the evil...
Okami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012
Banana Season by Vampiricyoshi reviews
AU. Once-LERxOFC. The Lorax decides he might not be able to convince the Once-Ler to stop cutting down the trees on his own so he leaves briefly to find another human willing to help. It sounded like a good plan.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - The Once-ler
Method to Madness by kiss those lips reviews
AU. Erudite never tried to attack Abnegation. A year after Tris becomes Dauntless, she helps out with the training of the new initiates. At least one Divergent is among them. Uh oh. Looks like things are about to get messy.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
With You Again by SoulEaterSushiBomb reviews
A series of chronological events between Stein and Marie after her return from Oceania. Their thoughts and feelings during the story's events as well as off screen moments...he knew he shouldn't feel this way, but he couldn't stop it; Marie was special.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,479 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Marie M., Franken Stein
Opposites by Z-Raid reviews
He was the insane demon god of madness. She was a small girl of courage. He shouldn't be interested in her, but he was. And that's when it all spiraled down hill. Crack pairing! AsuraXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Asura, Maka A.
Miser Brothers': Winter Wonderland by Cammi reviews
Snow Miser is having a rough time dealing with the decline in Winter's popularity. Heat Miser on the other hand is soaking up all of the glory. Everyone in the family is trying to get the "Element of the Year" award, Until a humans appears..
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Twisted Christmas The XMen Way by Disturbed Courtney Lilith K reviews
It's Christmas time at the Xavier Institute... Who said it had to be boring? (Rogue/Remy) *Chapter 34!*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,515 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 12/22/2001
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Teaching a Teen to Believe reviews
This is a story my weird mind came up with at school. What if they tried to get a teenager to believe in them? And it all started with a simple bet. Rated for somewhat colorful language that will appear sooner or later.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
A New Bot reviews
AU Steampunkverse Steamler, Greedler, and Crudler all have a exciting day where a man appears with a strange bot in tow. What will happen next? I suggest looking up ask-steampunk-onceler on tumblr before reading this, so you know any references I make. I OWN NOTHING!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - The Once-ler