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Joined 02-20-03, id: 345822
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Sense and Sensibility, Misc. Movies, Parodies and Spoofs, Song Fics, and Charlie's Angels: The Movie.
Well, the musical's over. The final song has been sung for the last time. It is a humbling experience to revisit the empty, glitter-laden stage after the final performance of the show. The costumes, upon which has been spilled the blood, sweat, tears, and frustration of a close friend, hang on their ranks in a corner of one wing. The feathers from our leading lady's white gown are scattered across the stage, amongst a bouquet of plastic spring meadow flowers and a collection of screws and nails. The silence of this moment is only broken by the clattering of wood as the set is stripped of its history piece by piece. I built part of that set. I worked on it and around it. Seeing it torn down for the end of another year, the end of another show, is enough to bring tears to my eyes. I wonder if I've ever been so attached to anything since my childhood pacifier. The dust which I used to dutifully sweep before each performance lays littered along the crevices of the false buildings, fresh from Michael's shoes as he danced back and forth across that stage until his knees gave out and his toes bled in his taps.

But if only you could have seen the show. We brought the audience to their feet; we were so alive. That is perhaps the sole term for such an experience. Alive. It is enough to make any other concept of living dead.

Love, Laughter, Life, and Literacy ...

Amanda a.k.a. slytherin-punk-rocker311

NOTE: Recently I recieved a very rude flame from someone calling my characters Mary-Sues. I have personally developed these characters and put a lot of thought into them, and most of my stories were written when I didn't have as much experience with writing. The one flamed was one of my first stories, in fact. So, I don't mind if you tell me that I haven't done my research, but please keep in mind that we as authors put a lot of work into these stories.

UPDATE: Due to the number of rude, uneducated flames I have recieved today, I have decided to stop recieving reviews. If you wish to comment on my story and can do so without using the word 'Mary-Sue' or 'fangirl', please email me. Thanks. I am considering removing my first story, 'The Memory of Marianne', which I was darn proud of. If you do not wish me to do so, let me know with a review, but I may not see it for some time.

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Battle of the Sexes by iNsAnE nO bAkA reviews
Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini's documentary of the first gender war that has totally divided the school. slash of the DracoHarry kind. BlaiseSeamus HermioneRon AU because disregards after 3rd Book....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Odd Couple by penpunk reviews
Pre-OotP AU...Here's a fic about the wizarding worlds very own Felix and Oscar. Severus and Sirius have to keep Harry safe during the summer after 4th year. That is, if they don't kill each other in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,748 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
As Cold As Stone by MarisolM reviews
Lily Evans thought she was no different from other Hogwarts students, but she was wrong. And she wasn't alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Mad and Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape by Ivory Tower reviews
On their own these two are evil and menacing, but when they get together they encounter the oddest situations. Chapter 6: Explore the realm of utter grooviness that is Lucius Malfoy's garden. Yes! The one place where he and Snape find true happiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003
What Would You See? by Ada Kensington reviews
AN UPDATE? How strange! A series of short stories - (so far) featuring each main character - telling of their distressing, shocking and (occasionally) amusing, encounters with the Mirror of Erised. Chapter 11: It's a surprise. Find out for yourself!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,561 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Severus S., Severus S.
The Future War by acevilla reviews
When a cruel Slytherin prank goes wrong, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco, are sent to the future, during the horrid years of the War against Voldemort. Join them, as they battle for their lives in an era certainly not meant for them…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2004
6 & 7 Mixing Things Up by Daintress reviews
I put up with Severus because I know he isn't like his father. The Black family aren't Death Eaters yet, but they support the Dark Lord none the less. I don't think I want you becoming friends with their son. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,655 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Time by Marston Chicklet reviews
Harry reflects on his relationship with his wife after the events of Christmas Eve.
Love Actually - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Hagma by mer solitare reviews
What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002
Narcissa by Sasparilla reviews
Narcissa? Oh, you mean Lucius Malfoy's wife? Draco's mother? Yes, well, I don't know what to say about her. She's a woman. She's gorgeous. What? Who cares about her thoughts? She's just Malfoy's playtoy. No? Oh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003
The Dark Pages by Ricky Roo reviews
If Severus Snape had kept a diary during Harry’s first year at Hogwarts, these are the words he would have written. Discover all of his frustrations, his suspicions, and even his intimate desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Severus S.
Oddities by Ivory Tower reviews
Lupin's gone batty, Snape's tied up, there's an angry mob after Draco-what's going on? Brief appearences by the Metatron and the Sheriff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003
Go Fish by Freelancer reviews
Short and fluffy. Albus and Minerva play cards and talk about life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Blind as a Post by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Severus Snape turns himself into a bedpost to spy on Professor McGonagal and screams Eww! 2nd Chapter up. Snape turns into Malfoys cloak and sees something.... disturbing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Not Much of a Slytherin by Rosekeet reviews
Severus Snape was an ok guy, but not much of a Slytherin. A look on why Snape is the way he is. One chapter and that's it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2002
A Rickmaniac Holiday by dot.dot.dot.deranged reviews
The Rickmaniacs decide to take a holiday to try and get over their obsession. No such luck. As Wil becomes an accident prone ditz, Megan and The Original Rickmaniac try and save Gumlick from Mr Flibble's evil paws. Extreme madness, and blatant Mary-Sues!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 8/3/2002
Dear Sirs by DougS reviews
At the end of Season 3, Wesley writes a letter to his old friends in order to set things straight before moving on with his life. Pro-Wesley story.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2002
Fields of Gold by One Lonely Marauder reviews
Well, here's the sordid little fic i came up with one night..you probably won't get the full feelings wo the song, but just..I hope you all like it. (I think it's a little..pathetic..)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2002
Twelve of the Table by fluere113 reviews
*Finished* This story explains why Severus Snape is the way he is. And, no, his parents were NOT terrible to him. Please read and review! Set before Harry is even born, back when Severus is a Death Eater. Look for hints to what JKR has written!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Severus S.
Whole Lotta Trouble by Ivory Tower reviews
Oh the mishaps poor Ginny suffers while trying to get Harry to notice her. What creepy, crawley things Snape keeps in his dungeon... A story for anyone who had a good intention that failed miserably
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2002
Mr. Ferrar's Giant Collar by The Original Rickmaniac reviews
A spoof of Sense and Sensibility. Don't you hate Hugh Grant's huge collar? A funny twist to that--and the Colonel (Alan Rickman) saves the day.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2002
Original" Format for a Marauders Fic by Ivory Tower reviews
A silly jab of fun at all those Marauders fics circulating about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2002
Snape Parodies by The Original Rickmaniac reviews
Parodies starting with an instance from one of the books and ending with things Snape would never say or do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/14/2002 - Severus S.
Truly Madly Deeply Madness by dot.dot.dot.deranged reviews
Madness, sheer madness. Very funny, though.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2002
Snape's Secret: A Rickmaniac Society Adventure! by The Original Rickmaniac reviews
Harry's dead and Snape's fled to America. The students are livid and Snape's fan girls are in rapture...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Severus S.
An Old Man's Meddling... by Severitus reviews
It all starts when Harry misses the train, and his worst enemy has to take him home. Sometimes all it takes is truth to end hatred.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,359 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Severus S., Harry P.
Jessie and James: A couple destined to be together by Dena Khan reviews
A rockettshipper fanfic, for die hard romantics only!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2000
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Albus's Angels reviews
A Harry Potter version of Charlie's Angels...passion, angst, and a heck of a lot of the kicking of Death Eater tush.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 7/5/2003
Peppermint Schnapps reviews
Continuation of 'Little Nicky'. I wrote this because Adrian is really handsome. He meets an angel...will such a forbidden romance survive longer than his father's?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003
And The Greatest of These Was Love reviews
Delves deep into pureblood society and the rules of marriage. Investigates the union of Draco and a childhood friend...may be rated R later for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Draco M.
Fast Times At Hogwarts School reviews
Nothing related to Ridgemont High. Angst, humor, and a heck of a lot of crazy teen romance at Hogwarts Past setting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 10/10/2003
You Can Have The Mocha! reviews
A little dream of mine-to be Alan Rickman's personal assistant, credit mentions and all. (DONE)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003
Shiver reviews
A Coldplay songfic based on the Rickman movie "Truly, Madly, Deeply".
Song Fics - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
Code Name: Lucifer's Bride reviews
If Hans Gruber had just one daughter to survive him...after all, never let a man do a woman's job... (DONE)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003
The Memory of Marianne reviews
based on Sense and Sensibility-dedicated to the incredible Alan Rickman (DONE)
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
How Stupid Could I Be? reviews
Narcissa faces her greatest challenge...her own blood against her. (rated for adult implications)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.