Teemuu
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Joined 11-24-11, id: 3459740, Profile Updated: 10-30-14
Author has written 14 stories for Dungeons and Dragons.

Hi there, thanks for reading my stories.

If you're on this page looking at my profile , you're probably wondering what type of sleep deprived, bored out of his mind, type happy fool would write these fanfics.

Well , a bit about myself then.

Age: Sadly , I haven't discovered the secret of immortality yet, so I still get older.

Sex : Yes please!

Location : Calgary , Alberta , Canada. Right now it looks close to Skyrim .

Likes

Music : Kelly Clarkson , Avril Lavigne, Metric, Garth Brooks ( hey at least I didn't say nickelback)

Artists : Van Gogh , Genzoman, Wayne Reynolds, Clyde Caldwell , Rindou Aya

Authors : Robert E Howard, Tolkien, larwence watt evans, David Gemmel , HP Lovecraft,James Butcher

Misc : Tiramisu, Puerto Rico (the game), Iceland , Maoyuu Maou Yuusha( The Ishida version, though the anime is ok ), hockey, Fate stay night, RWBY

Dislikes

Psychics, Taxes, backstabbers, Rude people, crazy people, fake beggars

Most of my stories are related, but you don't need to to read any of the previous ones to make sense of what's happening. (hopefully heh)

However, if you wish to read them in a semi chronological order I recommend: Fetch, Fyrisvellir( from Fetch 30), Zax, Demon hunters, Rakshasas, Jose's Crusade,Hearts of Ice, and Words of Undoing. Some of the later ones hop back and forth through time, but they all have a central tie in.

Some of my fiction press stories can be found here.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/875452/Teemuu

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Words of Undoing reviews
Heroes, kings, dragons, empires, and even gods have been undone by the words. What can a orphaned girl, a pair of guards, a ventriloquist and a bad singer do against such evil?
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 166,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/1/2014
Hearts of Flame reviews
Politics can be hell. Politics in the Great Pit can be outright deadly. Throw in an exiled Ice Devil, a forgotten Azata, and some of the most dangerous Infernals to have survived the Great Reckoning, and you have a sure recipe for Hell. A prequel and a sequel of Hearts of Ice.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,026 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
McKinly the Dwarf reviews
McKinly has killed goblins, orcs, giants, and even dragons, but he can't get any respect.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Complete
Warlord Reaver reviews
An aged warlord considers the failures, defeats , and the opportunities he missed during his life.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Complete
Hearts of Ice
From the Grey Wastes of Hades to the frozen marshes of Stygia, Commander Reyzenhart a monstrous Ice Devil of the Pit, has established himself as a formidable force in the Bloodwars. However, every berk knows that allies are more deadly than foes when dealing in the politics of hell, and the hardest shell is no protection from a wound to the heart.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,348 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Sir Jose's Crusade reviews
The knight Sir Jose begins his one man crusade against a myriad of foes in the Western Freeholds. Chronicled by his semi faithful squire, and joined by an unlikely assortment of allies, can even the mighty warrior of the Order of the Husky defeat the cowardly goblins, dull giants, disreputable merchants, forlorn dragons, plane shifting warriors, and worse .. arrayed against him?
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
Gnomely the Gnome reviews
Gnomely gets fired from his job! What's a gnome gonna do?
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Rakshasas of Grom reviews
Terrible malevolent spirits are plaguing the City of Grom! Who can stop them? Perhaps the self described, dashing and handsome Martinez...and those other guys that hang out with him.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
The Story of Zax reviews
The unlikely adventures of Zax, a roguish tiefling. Read his story as he battle tax collectors, his giant ego, his reputation, scary girls, his magical sword, and more!
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 428,536 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
The Halfling reviews
A familiar tale of dwarves and dragon's gold. With many apologies to Tolkien.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Demon hunters reviews
Follow the exploits of the handsome, deadly, competent, and extremely delusional Demon hunter Martinez and his half giant side kick Raoul , as they track down an elusive Succubus.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Fyrisvellir reviews
Not the river in Sweden. A story about the adventures of a red headed swords woman. Totally not like Red Sonja. I promise ! p
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,448 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
The Tale of Fetch reviews
Follow the strange tale of Fetch as he makes his way from clueless simple water boy to clueless hardened adventurer. Will he encounter treasure, girls, odd companions, monsters, gods, tax collectors ? Of course! Please enjoy this story.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 322,261 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
Assorted stories of Grom
A random collection of stories from the world of Grom. Everything from Fey murdering horses to fine dining in the afterlife . Enjoy !
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Published: 3/20/2012