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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Merlin.
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Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Fave colours: Blue
For anyone who has seen michellejeannemarie 's profile yes, I am the Kelly she is talking about. Yes she does stalk me and yes it does scare me (kidding really, she's one of my bfs so no one call the police!) Seriously though, she's like Colin Creevy! But if you like the CHERUB series or House of Anubis check out her profile. She hasn't written much but I make fun of her low profile stats so if you could go on it just to heighten that number it would be good...
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REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
If someone ever says, 'It's always the last place you look'... reply with, 'well duh, why the hell would I keep looking if I found it?'
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.
I used to have a life but, that was before video games!
Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.
Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.
Why are wrong numbers never busy?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over
Favourite Bromances - Top Ten
10) Fred & George (HP)
9) Sam & Gabriel (SPN)
8) Phineas & Ferb (P&F)
7) Buford & Baljeet (P&F)
6) Harry & Ron (HP)
5) Drake and Josh (D&J)
4) Jason and Pythagoras (Atlantis - I'm predicting the future at least)
3) Sam & Dean (SPN)
2) Dean & Castiel (SPN)
1) Merlin & Arthur (Merlin)
Klaine (I don't even watch Glee!)
Basically all the canon pairings
Least Favourite Pairings
Snape/ANYONE (the whole point was that he was in love with Lily after all those years! And come on people, Harry, really?)
I don't generally ship much slash Edit: Leaving this in to laugh at 14 year old me), mostly because the books I think I'm talking about Harry Potter, and I still agree with that) would have mentioned it and it seems a bit OOC. However, some of my favourite stories are pre-slash or slash, depending on who is in the pairing (cause c'mon, Destiel is practically canon already!). On the other hand, I find many pairings highly disturbing especially mixed generation pairings that don't involve time-travel, or incest.
I also don't like stories that go completely against the HP books. For example Snape being Harry's father. Really? That makes no sense - Harry looks just like James and Lily never returned Snape's feelings. Also, the ones where Ron is horrible to Hermione are just stupid - He loves her!
So basically I don't like it when people go too much against the books, but, that's just my opinion.
(I do read slash of other fandoms, just not Harry Potter - it was too much a part of my childhood to allow myself to change it that easily).
Feel this should be updated now, since I moved on from HP fanfiction a while ago...I still read/write it, but it's not my main obsession any more.
...Have now taken over my life.
If you like Harry Potter, Supernatural, Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Youtubers or just general hilarity and fails, check out my tumblr, unexpected-lampshade. I may follow back!
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