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Author has written 20 stories for Lord of the Rings, Incarceron series, Harry Potter, Avatar, Woman in Black, Hunger Games, and Boy In the Striped Pajamas.

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You may be obsessed with Lord of the Rings if: { The ones in bold are the ones that relate to me}

You invoke the name of Elbereth against Twilight movie posters.

You tape your ears to make them pointy. ( i do this all the time, I was Legolas for Halloween)

You try to communicate with trees.

You keep an eye out for the Entwives.

You name buildings after places in Middle-earth.

You shout "Aiya EƤrendil elenion ancalima!" whenever you see Venus or turn on a flashlight. (Nobody knows what the heck I'm talking about)

You call the Big Dipper the Sickle of the Valar.

You can recite family lines from the Appendices without looking.

Your family knows not to ask you a question about LotR - they will get a long complex lecture when they just want a simple answer. (duh!)

You can talk for ten minutes about something in the movies, but you fuss at anyone else who speaks. (I always make fun of Sam, but no one else can!)

You don't really need to watch the movies AGAIN, because you have all the dialog memorized - for the Extended Edition. (of course. I watched it literally EVERY DAY for two months.)

You cry at some point during all three movies. (The end of Two Towers.)

You stop in your tracks and salivate whenever you see an LotR item you don't have.

Almost every sentence you say has something to do with LOTR.

Your teacher mentioning Orlando Bloom in a conversation in English class makes you laugh for an hour.

You spend your free time either a) studying Elven history or b) studying Elvish. Or both, of course.

You get annoyed whenever a book says the adjective form of elf is "elfin" instead of "elvish". (Dont u hate that!)

If you've also read Percy Jackson and the Olympians, you have an overwhelming impulse to call the Stoll brothers Merry and Pippin.

When a test review in a foreign language class asks you how to say "thank you", your first reaction is "hannon le".

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.(And I'll keep it that way!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
The Revenge of Mordor: The War of Mordor by The Chuckinator reviews
The Fellowship has reached Mordor to free Frodo from Sauron's control but Sauron has been waiting for them and declares war. The final battle for Mordor has begun and the fate of Middle Earth hangs in the balance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Gandalf got pulled over by a Balrog by aitchtee reviews
Based on the song Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Inquizitor Squad by HappyHufflepuff-RebelRavenclaw reviews
FORGET QUIDDITCH-Harry and his friends must compete against the Slytherin DANCE SQUAD. In a perilous story of action, romance, and sick beats, which house will win the ultimate dance challange? Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Brotherhood of Man by PurifiedDrinkingWater reviews
Harry teaches Voldemort about the great, big Brotherhood of man!
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Gone by Cooper-Gwen reviews
I'm miles from where you are/I lay down on the cold ground and I pray that something picks me up/and sets me down in your warm arms...Indiana/Marion
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Thought Books And Scrap Books by Neo Nobody reviews
Lizzie finds and rummages through an old trunk that she found in the attic of her house. She finds more than she bargained for when she starts reading the 'thought book' and looking through the pictures. Legragorn one-shot! Rated for boyxboy implied sex:D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
My Brother by DancingThroughLife1999 reviews
When Schmuel and Bruno were in the Gas Room, what was Schmuel thinking?
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
The Tutor by Elias A reviews
Why would a brilliant young scholar willingly employ himself to the Warden of Incarceron? What could a Sapient possibly expect from a man like John Arlexa?
Incarceron series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010
The Slave by Oriondruid reviews
She had been his slave, now finally she was free. Just a little drabble, an idea that came to me as a picture of the final paragraph, which I had to write down
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Nagini - Complete
Slap in the Face by Unsuspected reviews
Who would have guessed it? Neville Longbottom was the one to stand up to Voldemort. That was quite the shock, really. Freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Neville L., Nagini - Complete
Key That Unlocks the Heart by ILycorisI reviews
Sapphique searches for the Prison within his prison.
Incarceron series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
The Satsuma by 8I reviews
Even fruit can be evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Warhorse Poem by AnnaWookie reviews
Inspired by the childrens novel "Warhorse" and the spellbinding West End stage show of the same name. A poem in tribute to the 8 million lost horses in WW1
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Meant to Be with You by loveboylove reviews
My take on the characters Finn and Keiro from the book Incarceron in 18 prompts. Please note that there are shonen ai moments. Pairing KeiroxFinn or Kinn. If you're the type that doesn't like male on male interactions then don't read. Thanks for reading.
Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
The Stars by LoveTheBoyWithTheBread reviews
Just a little poem I wrote about being stuck in Incarceron and wishing to be able to see the stars. Enjoy!
Incarceron series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Friendship Needs no Words by BlackberryBecka reviews
Well I totally stink at creating a summary but i'll give it a shot.Well this is basically a story taking place from when Grace hears about and meets Jake and how their relationship grows into a strong friendship.Proberbly better than how i explained it.ha
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Grace A., Jake S.
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The Ranger Unmasked reviews
While staying in Imladris, Legolas meets a violent Ranger with a dark past, who isn't who he says he is...Will he join the Fellowship? And how Legolas react?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Legolas
Eowyn's Poem reviews
A poem I wrote about her silent screams
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eowyn - Complete
The Rise of Sauron reviews
A poem I wrote about the people whose lives were destroyed by the Dark Lord.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012
The Room of Requirement reviews
A small poem I wrote about this famous room. If you read it, please take the time to review it. Thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
The Dancing Flame reviews
A poem I wrote about Legolas in battle. If you take the time to read, please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Legolas
Aragorn's Poem reviews
A Love Poem That Aragorn Wrote For Arwen
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Hushed reviews
Elsa isn't ready to trust anyone, much less a grimn young soldier by the name of Lieutenant Kotler. But when the two begin to play a dangerous game, it's only a matter of time before one of them is caught...And there will be consequences. R and R!
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012
American Swag reviews
Draco decides to walk and talk like an American...Will Hermione be the only sane one? Please forgive me for the way I portray us Americans! Please R and R! ON HIATUS until further notice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Effie And Hatmitch You Call THAT a Kiss! reviews
What happens when you take two supposedly sober adults who supposedly hate each other, put them in a room with some jello, and have them supposedly fall in love with each other? Read it! Review it! Love it!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Do You Know How It Feels? reviews
Legolas is confused with his new emotions about the man whom he thought was just his friend...but now he wants much more than that. Mild slash. Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Woman Worth Dying For reviews
With Stella gone, Arthur has no will to live. Will he end his life to be with her? R and R!
Woman in Black - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Raise Your Staff reviews
A funny song paraody of Raise Your Glass, by Pink. Please R and R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete
The Place the Eye Cannot See reviews
Just a small drabble about Jakes emotions after the Hometree is cut down, told from Jake's POV. Please review!
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Jake S. - Complete
Loveless? reviews
Grace is in love with Jake, but she fears he doesn't feel the same. Will he suprise her, or break her heart?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Grace A., Jake S.
The Talking Patronus reviews
Draco Malfoy feels a burning passion for Hermione Granger. In a desperate last resort, he asks her to the Yule Ball by means of a talking Patronus. In spite of herself, Hermione agrees to a cruel trick that could result in horrible consequences-ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Chapel reviews
Claudia finds Jared praying in a chapel at Queen Sia's palace. This meeting leads to some sharing of deep feelings. Is it real, or just her imagination? You decide, and tell me in comments.
Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Claudia A., Jared S. - Complete
Not A Bad Place For A Bath reviews
Harry is consumed with the beautiful Cedric Diggory...so when he tells him to go to the prefect's bathroom, Harry has no choice but to obey. Who knew he would find more than Moaning Myrtle there...very slashy. r and r please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D.
It Could Never Be reviews
Legolas is in love with the beautiful Arwen. Maybe I'll expand on it, but for now it's a one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Arwen U., Legolas
Forbidden reviews
Jared is in love with Claudia, but he knows it's wrong.
Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jared S., Claudia A. - Complete
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark reviews
Legolas is afraid to take the night shift because he is afraid of the dark...and he's afraid to tell anyone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn