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Joined 11-24-11, id: 3460186, Profile Updated: 09-07-13
Author has written 7 stories for To Kill a Mockingbird, Lion King, Fantastic Four, Sly Cooper, Pokémon, Frozen, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

A punchy author, in two senses of the word.

I snap ironically. I also have ridiculous concepts for fanfictions, and then attempt to write them seriously. Enjoy, and remember to review!

Say, Billy! Have something in 24 days or so you want to count down to? Then I'm proud to present Advent Crossover Crisis as something to do once a day! Or you could read it all in one go. That'd be pretty impressive.

My profile picture was created by the multi-talented GeminiGemelo. Look at it. LOOK AT IT IN WONDER.

ACC's cover was drawn by my friend Jakurith, to whom you should donate muchly monies on deviantArt here: http://www.jakurith.deviantart.com/

You know you're a SCAR fan when... [check all that apply] Taken from GeminiGemelo

You stop watching or paying attention after Scar's death, because you think the rest just isn't that interesting without him. [x]

You giggle like a fangirl and keep your eyes glued for each of the twenty/thirty minutes he's onscreen, even if he's barely even there. [x]

You think the stampede is the best part, and that Be Prepared is the best song. [x]

You can recite all or nearly all of his lines, and you sing along to said song. [x]

"I'm surrounded by idiots" is your unofficial motto or catchphrase, and one of your favorite TLK movie quotes. [x]

You wish that Disney kept the Be Prepared Reprise, the Madness of King Scar scene, and the original ending, if you know about them. Because come on, the more screen time the better, right? [x]

You cry or have cried at Scar's death. [I don't cry. Except at that one thing...]

You have a plushie or other merchandise of Scar. [x]

Andreas Deja (lead animator of Scar, Jafar, etc) is your favorite animator. And don't forget Jeremy Irons and Jim Cummings... [x]

You think that ScarxZira is a way better couple than SimbaxNala. [x]

You have read, written, or imagined scenarios where Scar lived, because you can't stand the ending. [x]

When people say that Scar got what was coming to him, you contradict them and refuse to admit it... even though you know it's true. [x]

When people ask you why you like Scar so much, you conjure up some lame or vague reason like 'he's cool' because you honestly don't know where to begin... [x]

You wish you were a TLK lion just so you could meet him. [Nope - paws mean no thumbs. I like having thumbs. Sorry Scar, but I gotta keep something for myself]

...Actually no, you don't... because then you'd be like Zira or would have to compete with her and the Outlanders. [x]

Speaking of which, you like Zira and her pride, even if the sole reason is because they're the only movie characters who like Scar as much as you do. [x]

You would trade places with Nala if you could, so that you could rule the Pridelands with Scar. [Are Scar and I, like, married in this scenario? ... More importantly, can I keep my thumbs?]

You find Scar, er... not ugly... [x]

Scar is your favorite character, or the character you relate to the most... or both. [x]

You know you love him, even if you don't think you should... and you're proud of it! [x]

Score: 17/20 - 85%

Despite my love of thumbs and my MASCULINE LACK OF TEAR DUCTS I still scrape my A! Yaaay

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Trampled by GeminiGemelo reviews
Well, I suppose the stampede was technically meant for his brother... There's just, I don't know, one small problem with that: the cub died instead. *50K hits*
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,208 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Mufasa, Scar/Taka
Imperfection by GeminiGemelo reviews
Empathy is not always equivalent to weakness. A simple mistake and an act of sacrifice can have the potential to change the fate of an entire kingdom for the better... AU!Stampede scene. Scar & Simba.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Simba, Mufasa, Scar/Taka - Complete
Faux Pas by GeminiGemelo reviews
His parents were dead. His brother, his girlfriend. All gone. It must have been for a reason… there must have been something left for him to finish. AU.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Simba, Zira, Kiara, Kovu - Complete
Mary Sue by MrMuttonChops reviews
Mary Sues are a dangerous thing
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Mizuiro K.
Twist by GeminiGemelo reviews
In the end, what is a lie? Only a twist: a small imperfection in an otherwise flawless truth. One-shot/drabble.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Scar/Taka - Complete
What happened to Fury's eye by TwistedRainbow reviews
Stupid little one-shot. Pre- Ironman. Rated for language.
Crossover - Lion King & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Simba, Nick F. - Complete
Instigation by GeminiGemelo reviews
Scar has survived the hyena attack, but a worse life for him has just begun. Persecuted by nearly all who knew him, will he have the strength and skill to survive in the Outlands long enough to learn the truth, and perhaps something more? AU. Rated T. R&R
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Simba, Scar/Taka, Zira, Zazu
Exile by GeminiGemelo reviews
The lioness lay there, next to her fallen mate. They would never understand the pain she felt. The sadness. It was then that she realized she had but one thing left to live for... Avenging him.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Zira - Complete
My Little Secret by GeminiGemelo reviews
Everything I had worked for my whole life- my kingdom and my title- were falling out of my grasp, and all because of my nephew's return... Random one-shot about the day Simba became king from Scar's point-of-view. The part from the movie is in canon.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Scar/Taka, Simba - Complete
Seeds of Sorrow by Rainbow KneeHigh KeyboardSocks reviews
Just a short story I wrote for English class. Why and how Taka became so evil. I'm not very happy with it, but I can't think of a better ending. It's my first fanfic, please be nice and review. : Oneshot.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Scar/Taka - Complete
A Lesson Learned? by Hildasaurus reviews
Gant's investigation of a string of murders has led him to a very peculiar young suspect. Gant and Light Yagami, Kink Meme crack.
Crossover - Death Note & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Light Y., D. Gant - Complete
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Edward of the Weselton Ducal Guard reviews
Behold the unsung tale of Edward: who you probably know better as the shorter Wesleton guard who has small muttonchops as opposed to a full moustache. Dare ye discover what thoughts lurk beneath those mildly sassy facial expressions?
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014
The Amnesiac Absol versus Kanto's Controllers reviews
An Absol finds himself in the old land of Kanto. Something has gone horribly wrong; humanity has disappeared - judging from the wreckage, they're not just on holidays - and the Psychic Pokémon have seized brutal control of the region. As Absol explores the area, he tries to avoid the authorities hounding him... but perhaps there's more he needs to do here than merely survive.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Absol, Charizard/Lizardon
Advent Crossover Crisis reviews
Three heroes. One villain. A location. Every day. See your favourite characters (and probably tons you've never heard of) banter, bond and battle as events build into an overarching story, culminating in a cataclysmic finale. Guaranteed Daily Updates! The only flaw of this story is that TOO MUCH AMAZING STUFF HAPPENS! Rated T for swearing and violence, but relax, there's no kissing
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,212 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Sly C., Iroh, Ty Lee] - Complete
Scar, Taka, and Wazimu reviews
In which a powerful evil creature seeks out Rafiki, unintentionally placing Vitani, Nala and Simba in a chronologically fascinating position. Or, to put it in simpler terms, in which Scar's superpowered imaginary friend rips a hole in the space-time continuum. Reviews politely requested.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,196 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Simba, Vitani, Rafiki] Scar/Taka - Complete
Devilish Dark Dealmaking Destiny Disrupts Dr Doom! reviews
Inspired from Linkara's recent 200th episode, read about the most important scene of Spiderman: One More Day - the bit that involves Dr Doom. Warning: Rated K for the word "damnation"
Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Dr. Doom/Victor V., Spider-Man/Peter P. - Complete
2KaM: Detective Link Deas Tokyo 2099 reviews
Link Deas deserves his own story, even if it is nothing more than a ridiculous fan-fiction.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
Like A King reviews
Scar is asked by a higher power to summarize his own life. A songfic I threw together in a few minutes, not to be taken seriously.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Scar/Taka - Complete
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