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Joined 11-24-11, id: 3460186, Profile Updated: 11-28-16
Author has written 22 stories for To Kill a Mockingbird, Lion King, Fantastic Four, Sly Cooper, Pokémon, Frozen, Zootopia, Kung Fu Panda, Steven Universe, Yu-Gi-Oh, Overwatch, Star Fox, Avatar: Last Airbender, Undertale, and Red vs. Blue.

A punchy author, in two senses of the word.

Howdy, kids! I'm IronicSnap. I snap ironically and put a lot of effort into ridiculous fanfics. I've been at this a while, as the dates below can attest. Feel free to take something off the shelves in the back if you're (morbidly) curious, but I'd like to state for the record that "Roomies" onward is what I'd hesitantly refer to as The Good Stuff.

My profile picture was created by the multi-talented GeminiGemelo, and ACC's cover was drawn by my pal Jakurith.

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Trampled by GeminiGemelo reviews
Well, I suppose the stampede was technically meant for his brother... There's just, I don't know, one small problem with that: the cub died instead. *50K hits*
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 252,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Mufasa, Scar/Taka
Imperfection by GeminiGemelo reviews
Empathy is not always equivalent to weakness. A simple mistake and an act of sacrifice can have the potential to change the fate of an entire kingdom for the better... AU!Stampede scene. Scar & Simba.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Simba, Mufasa, Scar/Taka - Complete
Faux Pas by GeminiGemelo reviews
His parents were dead. His brother, his girlfriend. All gone. It must have been for a reason… there must have been something left for him to finish. AU.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Simba, Zira, Kiara, Kovu - Complete
Penelope's Log by Lord Clockwerk reviews
Penelope decided to examine a certain artifact from Sly's adventures and record the findings in her log. However, she learns the hard way that their are certain things that should not be tampered with. MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR THIEVES IN TIME!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Penelope - Complete
Mary Sue by MrMuttonChops reviews
Mary Sues are a dangerous thing
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Mizuiro K.
Twist by GeminiGemelo reviews
In the end, what is a lie? Only a twist: a small imperfection in an otherwise flawless truth. One-shot/drabble.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Scar/Taka - Complete
What happened to Fury's eye by TwistedRainbow reviews
Stupid little one-shot. Pre- Ironman. Rated for language.
Crossover - Lion King & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Simba, Nick F. - Complete
Instigation by GeminiGemelo reviews
Scar has survived the hyena attack, but a worse life for him has just begun. Persecuted by nearly all who knew him, will he have the strength and skill to survive in the Outlands long enough to learn the truth, and perhaps something more? AU. Rated T. R&R
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Simba, Scar/Taka, Zira, Zazu
Exile by GeminiGemelo reviews
The lioness lay there, next to her fallen mate. They would never understand the pain she felt. The sadness. It was then that she realized she had but one thing left to live for... Avenging him.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Zira - Complete
My Little Secret by GeminiGemelo reviews
Everything I had worked for my whole life- my kingdom and my title- were falling out of my grasp, and all because of my nephew's return... Random one-shot about the day Simba became king from Scar's point-of-view. The part from the movie is in canon.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Scar/Taka, Simba - Complete
Seeds of Sorrow by Rainbow KneeHigh KeyboardSocks reviews
Just a short story I wrote for English class. Why and how Taka became so evil. I'm not very happy with it, but I can't think of a better ending. It's my first fanfic, please be nice and review. : Oneshot.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Scar/Taka - Complete
A Lesson Learned? by Hildasaurus reviews
Gant's investigation of a string of murders has led him to a very peculiar young suspect. Gant and Light Yagami, Kink Meme crack.
Crossover - Death Note & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Light Y., D. Gant - Complete
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Roses are Red and Violence is Cool reviews
What if Bellwether wasn't around to prevent Judy from being fired? The sly bunny refuses to give up; she's going to make the world a better place or die in the attempt. Nick is pretty sure the latter is more likely.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7h - Published: 2/26 - Judy H., Nick W., D. Bellwether
The Birth and Death of the Tennessee Kid reviews
Four vignettes from the life of the legendary Old West outlaw, from the day he first discovered his destiny to the night it all ended.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Sly C., Clockwerk, Tennessee Kid
Clawhauser's Adequately Sized Score reviews
Clawhauser's annual performance report comes with an ultimatum; prove to Bogo he can still work in the field, or suffer the consequences. Can the chatty cheetah confront the challenge? ...Yeah, probably.
Zootopia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Judy H., Nick W., B. Clawhauser, Chief Bogo - Complete
Wolf vs Felix - Money for Nothing and Kicks for Free! reviews
Knife vs blaster! Reflector vs light shield! Money-hungry Space Pirate vs money-hungry space pilot!
Crossover - Star Fox & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20 - Wolf O'D., Felix - Complete
A Fight Before Christmas reviews
Though "A Night Before Christmas" may be overdone,/I wrote one anyway, because rhyming is fun.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Lena O./Tracer, Reinhardt W., J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Mako R./Roadhog - Complete
Of Heists and Hustles reviews
The world's largest gemstone has arrived in Zootopia! Sly wants to steal it. Judy wants an adventure. Nick just wants his partner to survive to the end of the week. Things are complicated by a foxy Interpol inspector and a rival gang led by a dangerous, shadowy mastermind. As new relationships are forged, old ones begin to strain...
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,810 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Graveyard Shift reviews
Post-canon oneshot. The Harvest Moon Festival has arrived, bringing with it costumes, candy, and creepiness. Judy and Nick are on duty, so for them it's business as usual... more or less.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Let's Try That Again! reviews
Tracer actually has something of a perfectionist streak when it comes to heroism - but due to her situation, it's pretty well hidden.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer, G. Reyes/Reaper, Winston - Complete
Undyne vs Carmelita - Clash of Justice! reviews
Fox vs fish! Cop vs Captain! Unstoppable spear vs immovable justice!
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Carmelita F., Sly C.] Papyrus, Undyne - Complete
A Few Blocks Over reviews
"Hey guys," said Murray, laying down his comic book. "Do you ever wonder about... like, alternate universes, and stuff?" Sly considered the question for a moment. "... Nope. Not really."
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
The Pact reviews
Marik's life has taught him to be sceptical of those others call "gods". But in his struggle against the Pharaoh, he'll take any advantage he can find.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Marik I. - Complete
Slice of Life reviews
Greg drops by the barn to reward Steven's hard work on the drill. Peridot, as ever, is lost.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Amethyst, Steven U., Greg U., Peridot - Complete
Patient Zero reviews
A look at the first predator to abruptly "go savage" - one of Lionheart's beloved bodyguards.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2016 - L. Lionheart - Complete
Sorry Not Sorry reviews
Tai Lung was already struggling with the afterlife - it was interminably boring, and for some reason he couldn't find any other kung fu masters to fight. Little did he realize that the Spirit Realm was empty for a reason... [Oneshot, pre-KFP3.]
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Tai Lung, Kai - Complete
Roomies reviews
Mid-canon fluff. Nick is struggling with the physical demands of police academy training. Luckily, his new room-mate is unflappably supportive.
Zootopia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Edward of the Weselton Ducal Guard reviews
Behold the unsung tale of Edward: who you probably know better as the shorter Wesleton guard who has small muttonchops as opposed to a full moustache. Dare ye discover what thoughts lurk beneath those mildly sassy facial expressions?
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014
The Amnesiac Absol versus Kanto's Controllers reviews
An Absol finds himself in the old land of Kanto. Something has gone horribly wrong; humanity has disappeared - judging from the wreckage, they're not just on holidays - and the Psychic Pokémon have seized brutal control of the region. As Absol explores the area, he tries to avoid the authorities hounding him... but perhaps there's more he needs to do here than merely survive.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Absol, Charizard/Lizardon
Advent Crossover Crisis reviews
Three heroes. One villain. A location. Every day. See your favourite characters (and probably tons you've never heard of) banter, bond and battle as events build into an overarching story, culminating in a cataclysmic finale. Guaranteed Daily Updates! The only flaw of this story is that TOO MUCH AMAZING STUFF HAPPENS! Rated T for swearing and violence, but relax, there's no kissing
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,212 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Sly C., Iroh, Ty Lee] - Complete
Scar, Taka, and Wazimu reviews
In which a powerful evil creature seeks out Rafiki, unintentionally placing Vitani, Nala and Simba in a chronologically fascinating position. Or, to put it in simpler terms, in which Scar's superpowered imaginary friend rips a hole in the space-time continuum. Reviews politely requested.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,196 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Simba, Vitani, Rafiki] Scar/Taka - Complete
Devilish Dark Dealmaking Destiny Disrupts Dr Doom! reviews
Inspired from Linkara's recent 200th episode, read about the most important scene of Spiderman: One More Day - the bit that involves Dr Doom. Warning: Rated K for the word "damnation"
Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Dr. Doom/Victor V., Spider-Man/Peter P. - Complete
2KaM: Detective Link Deas Tokyo 2099 reviews
Link Deas deserves his own story, even if it is nothing more than a ridiculous fan-fiction.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
Like A King reviews
Scar is asked by a higher power to summarize his own life. A songfic I threw together in a few minutes, not to be taken seriously.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Scar/Taka - Complete
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