To Kill A Blonde
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Joined 11-24-11, id: 3460528, Profile Updated: 04-04-13
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.

Hi this is To Kill a Blonde, (JoJo and Anya{Anya types})

We only update when were together and there is reviews we are both lovers of Maximum Ride and were open to ideas if you would like to send them in. If you would like us to read your story you can review the name of the story and author or you can pm it. (JoJo think its like pancake messaging). So here’s about us. Also this is kinda belapitation our spelling and grammar is for the birds.

JoJo (written by Anya)

JoJo’s personality is like max because she is extremely stubborn and a leader when she wants to be and absolutely hates dresses and skirts, she is like Jeb because she always keeps you guessing, the voice because I have known her for years and she can be completely annoying and wont just tell you the answer. JoJo is also like Dr. Martinez because she’s a very caring person also like Nudge because if she wants she could easily make your ears bleed.

JoJo looks like an older version of Angel, except that the curls are weighed down by the big mop of blonde hair (JoJo calls it her mane(?)

JoJo’s has many favorites: Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Beautiful Creatures, Maze Runner, Witch and Wizard, Dainel X, Distant Waves, The Inharitance cycle, The Imortal Nickleson fermel, purple, sushi, other foods, Music, British people, and drama.

JoJo hates: Ketchup, queen bees, cliques, Pretending people (they pretend there something they’re not), and Demi Lavato (no offence).

Favorite book couples: Max and Fang (Fax), Katniss and Peeta (Penisss?? Kateeta??), Eragon and Arya (unkown Help??), Ella and Iggy (Eggy), Thad and Jane (Jad), Whit and Celia (Whelia??)

Anya (written by Jojo)

Anya’s personality is like Fang because she sits in her room listening to dark music wearing black clothes, like Nudge because she can rant about something for a long time, and Iggy because she enjoys blowing things up. Also like Dr. Chu because she could be an evil genius, also Dr. Guthan-Hegan because she comes up with crazy ideas that JoJo goes along with, she also has a crazy brother who chases around with kitchen utensils (he’s not abusive just fell on his head way too many times)

Anya has Max’s hair, and is always tan which JoJo envies, also

Anya’s has many favorites: Maximum Ride, Beautiful Creatures, Christie Miller, The talisman series, Twilight (not movies), the help, witch and wizard, East (it’s a book), Outdoors, Pink, black, and Sparkles.

Anya Hates: Annoying people, long author notes, books that take forever to read, dogs, War, disagreements, and people who think that the world just needs to be normal and everyone like them.

So hope you enjoy our stories R&R.

Thanks for all who read and review!!!

Hey it's Jojo!!!

Got a new story out!!! Check it out!!! oh by the way i write short chapters. that the way i like it!!

Special thanks to:

WhiteWinterAngel

ILOVEMEERKATS

Skatzaa

thanks all!! check them out too because they all rock!!

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Catching Fire And Burning Down by Tare-Bear reviews
The effect it has on him is nothing short of satisfying. But wrong, so, so wrong, and different and not me. It's the hunger. The side of me that I didn't think would be. That wants things like this; nakedness, beds, Peeta. And so it's not really me, who reaches out and grasps his wrist when he makes to stand and leave, it's the want. The fire begging for more fuel. *Rewritten*
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,786 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
After All These Years by xxBeenieBabyxx reviews
20 years later, Max & Fang find each other again. But they're not the same people they used to be. Actually, no one is. Everyone has changed in the past 2 decades. They've all been living their lives, moving on or trying to . So what's going to happen now that Fang is back? It may not be the happily ever after everyone expected. There are some major complications... FAX or MYLAN?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Max, Fang
While We Can by Clove'sShinyKnife reviews
Sequal to While We're Young! Clove and Cato have a daughter, 4 month old Caroline! It also involves the Games, District Two, their friends, and An Alternate Ending!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,095 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Clove, Cato
Game of Three by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
In a shattered world, where there are two kinds of people (those with wings and those without), Max is taken prisoner and forced to cage fight. Forced to fight other prisoners like her, it is only her survival instinct that allows her to go on: That, and the mysterious second-in-command to the ruthless Director, who impossibly seems to want to help. AU. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride's Brother by JaylaAngel reviews
Max meets a boy who is claimed to be her elder brother. Matt. Who also has a flock. Together these two flocks will have to fight against reality and fiction to save the world. Read to discover the real way Maximum Ride was supposed to save the world. Rated T for some fluffy stuff and language. DISCLAIMER! Don't own Maximum Ride. Please read. FAX and my very own creation; CATT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,179 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Ride meets Rider: The Flock on Alagaesia by Dragoneisha reviews
The Flock is in a new world, with some things that are...unfamiliar... Demonic scientists are easy. Omega? Piece of cake. Global warming? Pshaw. But dragons... T for language and paranoia.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
Arranged by JAMZD reviews
Max and Fang are in an arranged marriage and Max is full on against it! What will happen when the wedding gets bumped down by 5 years and Max has of freedom left? Full summary inside!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,586 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Nightmare by BabyBlueWings123 reviews
The flock split up, and all of them are living in Panem. Except, no one knows which district anyone is in, but Max, Dylan, and Maya are all in District 12. Max is Katniss's mom. What happens when Katniss volunteers for the Hunger Games? Other flock members play a major part. Sorry if it sucks, it's my first try at a fanfiction...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Max, Katniss E.
THE MOVE! by Dooderbug reviews
Hi my name is max! I live with my mother and sister ella, we are moving to new jersey! To be exact wildwood n.j.! We use to live in arizona, well this is like my own personal hell! I will have no friends, besides ella but she younger then me. I'm a jouinor! She's a freshman! Well wish me luck! I'm gonna take a nap now bye!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Fang, Max
While We're Young by Clove'sShinyKnife reviews
Clove Brytl is four years old when she first meets Cato Grant, on her first day of school. She directly notes to stay away from him for being mean to her best friend Rosie Lynson.But when Cato tells Clove a secret he's kept for the past 9 years, Clove's thoughts on Cato start to change.Do they still have enough time?MYSTERY REVEILD!Sequel to be put up under the name "While we Can"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,992 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
The Fanfic Games by TheMostRandomPerson0nEarth reviews
A crossover where the most popular characters from the most popular books fight to the death.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Max, Katniss E. - Complete
the trip to district four by Dooderbug reviews
hi my name is sarah mellark I get to visit the odairs and maybe i will fall in love with the one and only finn odair j.r.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Finnick and Annie's son
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Everything and Anything reviews
After Angel: Max needs to find Angel. But what will she have to go through to get her back. Are Fang and Dylan really who you think they are? Wil Max find Angel? What will happen? Read ot find out. T because.. well i don't know yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Max, Angel
Battle of the Books reviews
When the world changes, many lives are changed for ever. Book characters have to fight against each other for their lives, in the Hunger Games. Books: Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Divergent, Twilight, Host, Shadow Children, Infernal Devices, Beautiful Creatures, Mortal Instruments, and Bad Girls don't die.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Max, Fang, Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Fire Put Out reviews
The Rebellion failed. The Capital has control once again. This time after rebellion each district send 4 tributes. A new district 12 and Peeta's Grandson? a story of Panem after another rebellion. And this year a another quater quel. May the 125th hunger games begin!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012
The Germany Project reviews
"Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say. "What?" Fang said his voice icy. "Gazzy!" I yelled. So not only did Gazzy spill the beans, I'm on an airplane going to Paris, with the person who tried to kill me not even a year ago, the person that betrayed me was always trying to get me to love him or go out I don't kno
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max