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SUP!!!!!! yeah probably no one reads this cuz I haven't written any stories... but anyways...

HI!!!! my name is COMPLETELY UNKNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!! unless you already found out because I unwisely had it posted on here...

Gender: I am female! I fully embrace the kick-assery, but I'm not terribly opposed to occasionally doing the traditionally "girly" things.

Description..ish: I love anime/manga, I read fanfiction alot, and I professionally annoy people!!! ok, maybe not, but whatever...I am...an age...LE SIGH. I have brown curly hair and am 6' tall, although, I wish I had bright green anime hair...alas it will not be.

Personality: Many of my friends describe me as cynical, crazy, evil (my world domination partner), insane, and slightly psychotic. I am extremely lazy, but hyper sometimes, and generally weird. I have a whacked sense of humor, use sarcasm daily, and love laughing -- whether or not its funny. If you have an epic tale of getting hurt and tell it to me, I'm sorry, but I will laugh my ass off.

My likes: Being tomboy-ish, the colors black, orange, green, and blood red, annoying the crap outa people, darkness, nighttime, camping!, and anime/manga. Oh and catching seagulls! Yes I have actually caught one before. No lie. Really I enjoy the simple things in life. Take happiness where you can get it, ne?

My dislikes: The color pink, feeling girly and then getting flack about it, school lunches, waking up in the morning (before noon), sunlight, and peppy-always-freaking-happy-and-expect-me-to-be-happy-too people. Mostly the expect-me-to-be-happy part. Also I absolutely hate people who hurt their friends. End of story. Loyalty is a big thing to me.

My hobbies: Well, I have lots of hobbies! Some of them include annoying people, plotting World Domination, and running away from crazy band teachers trying to run me over w/ giant brass drums. Along with starting water fights, making things awkward for my dating friends, and falling asleep unintentionally in class.

My favorite anime/manga: I haven't seen or read much, but so far I like Naruto, Fairy Tail, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Fruits Basket, OHSHC, and One Piece.

Current Favorite Memory: Tour going to Mall of America and getting Caffeine/Sugar high with some of my awesome friends and going crazy.

School/Career stuffs: I'm currently attending a University, studying Biophysics. It's hard, but fabulous, I love it. I have a student job on campus, and have no clue what I want to do with my life after school except for preferrably going into research of some kind.

sooooooo yeah...WHATEVER!!!! XD

Quotes!

Have you seen any squirrels? :D (me!) Look underneath the underneath...isn't that just on top??? (me and probably a few others) All Hail the Log!!!! Seriously, where would ninjas be without them? (half amazing other people, half me)

Sakura rubbed the back of her neck, "Well honestly it was kind of unnerving at first, but he's still Naruto, just a faster, stronger, more powerful Naruto."
"SHITHEAD!"
"I REGRET NOTHING!"
"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN RIP YOU APART!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LIKED IT TAYUYA-CHAN! WHY ELSE DID YOU LET ME STAY LIKE THAT FOR FIFTEEN SECONDS, I WAS COUNTING!"
"DIE YOU BASTARD!"
Sakura and Ino blinked as the clear-cut voice of the person the conversation was about rang out across a distance, followed closely by another irate female voice. Sakura palmed her face, "You see, same old knucklehead…" . (sealed kuni by Kenchi618...i think)

Anko stood in front of the fence of her favorite training ground. 'The Forest of Death', the deadliest training ground Konoha had, surpassing even 'The Tower of Pain', or 'The Dungeon of Many Sharp Pointy Things That Stab and Pierce as They Cut You into a Really Stupid Amount of Very Small Pieces'.
The naming committee probably never should have gotten drunk before deciding on that name, but most of the more eccentric jounin seemed to like it. (a story I can't remember its name...)

Hinata blushed furiously at some of the man's poorly chosen words.
"Gai, please tone it down on the youth talk. You sound like a pedophile," said Kurenai.
Gai naturally looked aghast at the suggestion. "So unyouthful!" (naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic)

Danzo sighed when his watch went off. His happy time would have to end. He looked at a thoroughly filthy Sasuke, and he decided to go out with a bang and shouted, "Kohonahagure Secret Taijutsu Technique: One Thousand Years of Death!" He watched Sasuke fly and idly thought, 'I wonder if the stick came loose,' before he stifled a laugh. The boy might even beat Sarutobi for distance. When he saw Sasuke land he mumbled one of the fundamental truths of Kohona ninja, "All of the Second Hokage's techniques are useful, no exceptions." before walking over. (Danzo's Team by kosmos00)

At the same time, he provided in-flight commentary that several of the others quickly went along with.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please restore your seats to the upright position!" Naruto shouted as they hop scotched over several more mounds before making a hard turn on a funnel. "Assume the crash position and hope you don't smell your socks!"
Tenten immediately followed up, "Tray tables up!"
"And put away your sandwiches!" Lee shouted.
"TURBULENCE!" Akatsuchi and Shirotsuchi bellowed in unison.
"NARUTO!" Sakura screamed when their ride took another hard turn and sent them flying through the air before beginning to slide at high speed again, "IF WE DIE RIGHT NOW, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!" (Drifting by AlphaDelta1001)


Pairings (Naruto)

GaaHina

SasuHina

ShikaTema

KakaIruka

SasoSaku

Narukox any guy character actually (I've read some pretty good stories with femNaru)

Actually I read any pairing if it's well written...

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

(got this from reaper7's profile, and love it!)

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Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Dec 2023: This Fanfiction has been rebooted under the title of Kikkyou (Sunshine and Shadow)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,368 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 110,732 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Jagged Pieces by Dr. Blueneck reviews
On his way back from a mission, Minato gets ambushed and suffers injuries before being rescued by a mysterious blond. Meanwhile, Naruto gets blasted into the past and tries to find a way back home, not understanding why Minato seems so taken with her. Time Travel, Fem!Naru, kinda AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,742 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 10/28/2022 - Published: 2/5/2016 - [Naruko U., Naruto U., Minato N.]
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 286,862 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 1/20/2022 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 136,440 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 1/8/2022 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara, OC - Complete
Dragon Date by Andrius reviews
Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 2/25/2021 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,489 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 13,898 - Follows: 4,876 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,182 - Reviews: 4297 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 4,965 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015
Tell it to the Marines by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 325,975 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 6,624 - Follows: 6,798 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Ace, OC] Luffy, Sabo
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,654 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 3/2/2019 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
An Alliance by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Nathalie Sancoeur and Marinette Dupain-Cheng strike up an alliance in order to preserve the happiness and familar bond of the Agreste family. Marinette may be over in her head and Nathalie might just get compromised.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Easier the Second Time Around by Sarah1281 reviews
Years after Newt broke free from the precursors, he and Hermann have developed a way to send future minds back to past bodies. They have to go back. There's so much damage they can prevent. They can save Mako. But Newt won't risk being surrounded by kaiju specimens again. By brains. So Hermann finds himself sitting across from Newt for the first time, hoping to change history.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Newton G., Hermann G. - Complete
Things in Common by Colubrina reviews
Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,851 - Reviews: 3491 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Welcome To Tomorrow by Izaranna reviews
In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 246,073 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 6,027 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U., OC
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 5,975 - Follows: 6,414 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
With Flying Colors by A. Zap reviews
They say that the Lion chooses the Paladin. The Blue Lion chose Lance to be her Paladin. And then all the other Lions seemed pretty okay with him piloting them as well.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Lance, Black Lion, Red Lion, Blue Lion - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,437 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 11,025 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6557 - Favs: 11,667 - Follows: 10,318 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 6,638 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Miraculous Adventure by Chimpukampu reviews
Everyone's excited for the school's field trip, however the akuma attack left Marinette and Adrien miss the ride. Worse, their things were there, their parents thought they were there, and their teachers assumed they were there. Now they were left with no choice but to chase it...which led to a funny, fluffy and fateful adventure. Onto the feels train!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,746 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Back at the Starting Line! by LunarFlare03 reviews
Sakura wakes up one morning and she's twelve again. How did this happen? More importantly what is she going to do about it? Adventure and Humor await, but not without Romance! Will Sakura fall for Sasuke all over again or will someone else win her heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,513 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 10,508 - Follows: 10,095 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 20,188 - Follows: 11,093 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4251 - Favs: 7,711 - Follows: 4,078 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Paw-lov's Theory by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 626 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Plagg - Complete
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Naked Truth by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir end up in the same alleyway as they de-transform which would be totally fine...if it wasn't for the fact that both Marinette and Adrien had been in the shower mere moments before the Akuma attack.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 407 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Plagg - Complete
A Day For The Boys by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Sequel to Princess Day. It's now the boys turn for a holiday dedicated to them and while the likes of Kim and Nathaniel are out for revenge, Chat Noir only wants a day filled with Marinette's company and cooking.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,960 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 11/4/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Chloé B./Antibug, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
Your Imprint on Me by Llttlelie reviews
Adrien could've never known how it would affect him to see Marinette with Chat Noir's mark on herself. Written for the ML Secret Santa exchange.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
The Swimsuit Seduction by Indygodusk reviews
Chat Noir isn't too worried when he first gets tied up by the latest villain. Everything changes when a brainwashed Marinette saunters in after her, looking like a '50s pinup girl in a ladybug swimsuit. Marinette can't help but follow her orders, but when those orders include seducing a certain black cat for information, what's a collared feline to do?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 228 - Published: 11/21/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Doctor You by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which Luffy is an international singing sensation and Law is a cynical surgeon attempting to extract this ear worm of a tune. LawLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/21/2016 - [Luffy, T. Law] Ace, Sabo - Complete
Princess Day by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
When the Mayor of Paris announces a new holiday called Princess Day, which everyone knows is just an excuse to spoil Chloe some more, there is no one Chat Noir would rather spend it with than his very own princess.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,200 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Chloé B./Antibug, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
Truths Revealed Lies Exposed by VFSNAKE reviews
Leia secretly learned Darth Vader was her Father when she was a little girl. Years later on the Death Star when she is about to be interrogated for the location of the Rebel Base, Leia tells him what she knows, and in doing so changes things in ways no one would imagine. Vader redemption fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,677 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Dragon Singer by Na'hiel reviews
Once upon a time, Parselmages were known by a different name: Dragon Singers. Harry Potter is going to bring that art back to life, though at six years old he doesn't know it yet. Eventual slash, HP/CW. Warning: Story contains child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,903 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Angel with a Nerf Gun by GreatSharkLamia reviews
Darcy had grown up thinking her soul mates were bad people. The first things they would say to her weren't the words of upstanding citizens. But when she and Jane are pulled into a Nerf War with the Avengers she'll find out the words arent really what she thought they were.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 4,848 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC, other pairings here and there etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 296,993 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,164 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 4,209 - Follows: 4,241 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 4,657 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 6,641 - Follows: 2,240 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Fugaku's Laments by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 1,004 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U., Naruko U. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 865 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
A Path Paved in Ice by ArkAngel1179 reviews
Whoever said that a single change from ice and iron couldn't shape a world from darkness, and from that a path paved in ice? FemHaku/Naruto, Tenten/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,084 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Tenten, Haku
Sleight of Hand and Twist of Fate by HeadGirl91 reviews
Amora the Enchantress might have succeeded in her plan to erase Jane from history if Darcy and the Avengers hadn't interrupted. Unfortunately, the interruption had unforeseen side effects... In 1943, Darcy Lewis, half-sister of Howard Stark runs into Steve Rogers and both of their lives may never be the same.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,590 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Bite me! by Lilyholics reviews
Being stuck in an arranged marriage with a sweet man isn't so bad. Yet our future husband is a temperamental, psychopathic prick. Yes, he does look drop dead gorgeous and just happens to be the upcoming leader of the Uchiha clan. Despite being erased from history, there was one more person in Madara's life, who held some influence besides his brother, and this is their story. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 125,905 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 8/27/2010 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U. - Complete
A Phantom Thief and a Conman by ReindeerGamesofMischief reviews
A story within a story. A phantom thief and a Conman. A younger man and an older man. Love cares not for age or profession. Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Complete
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 5,192 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Golden Ghost by Tsume Yuki reviews
The five times Madara met the Golden Ghost, and one time he met Naruto. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] Kyūbi/Kurama, Hashirama S. - Complete
Taking a Chance by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry is being married off to a mysterious King by Dumbledore, but is this the end or the start of new things for him. At the minute just a One off. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,264 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 4140 - Favs: 9,976 - Follows: 4,515 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 5,014 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 5,493 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 6356 - Favs: 16,135 - Follows: 5,868 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 7,189 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 791 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5822 - Favs: 7,583 - Follows: 5,736 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyūbi/Kurama - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 975 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Light by ghostystarr reviews
"He, the Ghost King, was standing in the middle of a Wal-Mart with his striped pajamas and bedhead, weighing two different brands of diapers in his hand." Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Suna no Hoshi by Felicity Dream reviews
Fem!Naru Minato tells Kushina to flee to Suna, if something were to go wrong in Konoha after his death. Because of this, somehow Naruto is raised in the Sand. The result is the creation of Team BAMF, an awkward Kazekage, and the world at large being driven insane. "You're the Desert Prince? You look like a girl." "I am a girl." "...Oh."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,827 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Naruto U., Rasa] Gaara
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
The Time With The by donutsweeper reviews
The five times Steve and Bucky lied about what they faced during the War and the one time they told the truth (aka the five times they trolled the Avengers and one truth that enabled them to get away with it.)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
To Hug a Hulk by Morena Evensong reviews
It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 589 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Life and Death by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Medical!AU where Nico is the medical examiner working the graveyard shift, Annabeth is his Sherlock Holmes-level asshole of a coworker, and Will is the stereotypical hot doctor who's actually about as straight as a boomerang. Solangelo Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 922 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 14,395 - Follows: 6,739 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyūbi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 10,421 - Follows: 5,921 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
That Sexy Chuckle by ReindeerGamesofMischief reviews
Percy is lost in Italy and doesn't speak the language. Stupid on his part, he knows. But when this sexy stranger walks up to him with that sexy chuckle, he didn't care as much. Just one problem. His sexy stranger doesn't speak english… NICERCY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 669,206 - Reviews: 5494 - Favs: 5,602 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 179,187 - Reviews: 4028 - Favs: 4,936 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura K., OC - Complete
Standards by Taisi reviews
"You aren't planning on bringing that boy in with you tomorrow night, are you? Our restaurant has certain standards." (In which the Straw Hats set out to prove their captain meets certain standards; whether he likes it or not.) Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 353 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Luffy, Nami, Sanji - Complete
Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 998 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 5,564 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3987 - Favs: 6,040 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
Hinata and the Orange Juice! by HimekoUchia reviews
What happens when Ino messes up Hinata's orange juice? What happens if this leaves the shy little Hyuga completely hyper and daring? Well, she is going to spread the love! Sasuke, Gaara, Shino, Neji... No sad person is safe from Hinata! Rated T for swearing, randomness and weirdness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
The Kitsune's Curse by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
A thousand years ago, love was found, a wedding planned, and a murder was committed; since that day, Konohagakure was cursed in recompense till that murdered soul was born again. SasuFemNaru. Kitsune/Japanese Folklore Influence. Angsty-Twisted-Style Happy Ending. CHARACTER DEATHS PLURAL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,081 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.]
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 10,020 - Follows: 6,318 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 7,414 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 5,678 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato/Tenzō/Kinoe - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Asylum by grainsofsand reviews
"Never turn your back on any patient, especially down there. Never let your guard down, and note any and all strange behavior, and turn it in to the security staff. Especially with patient three-thirteen."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Exclusivity by Taisi reviews
A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. (Nakamaship, drabble.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 630 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Expect the Unexpected by ladeste reviews
All they'd ever wanted was a family. Now, Luffy, Ace and Sabo make up the family they'd never known. However when Luffy stumbles, they find the father they never knew was missing. (Fem Luffy)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,707 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Thatch - Complete
The Boy in the Park by Shadenight123 reviews
Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 106,710 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruko U., OC - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11881 - Favs: 19,910 - Follows: 13,558 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Loneliness by Chibimonkeyking reviews
Sasuke's feeling pretty lonely without his big brother home, but he feels better as soon as he finds out that Itachi slipped into bed with him later that night. Years later, Sasuke's thinking about those times and how he still misses the elder's warmth, even though he hates him. Fluffy, brotherly love.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Duck Butt Bastard by smartcat reviews
After Sasuke's team fails to catch the jinchuriki again, he is left with a familiar backpack...left by the one blond shinobi who still chased after him. He opens and finds a letter addressed to him. Curious he decides to read...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterfly by Lotus Fantasy reviews
When Sasuke lost his mother, his father changed. Mood swings from abusive to clingy, Sasuke felt like he was one step away from falling. Naruto couldn't stand by anymore and watch him break. He had to do something. AU, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,256 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Do You Do It, Naruto? by iGenevieve reviews
"In an instant, Naruto was once again pinned to a tree. A different tree, but that didn't matter. What mattered to Naruto was, in fact, that Sasuke was kissing him." Naruto understands what Sasuke doesn't say, a voice in his head says what he's thinking. It's obvious to Sasuke that Naruto is the only one who truly understands, but why does he bother?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mad World by Inspiration17 reviews
Sasuke lived in one world, and Naruto lived in another. They met by chance as children, and they meet by chance as men. The rich are part of one world, and the poor are part of theirs. Not even an Uchiha can change that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pretty by TemariArisaka reviews
While picking flowers for Naruto's mom, Sasuke sees a special flower for his special someone.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13417 - Favs: 16,285 - Follows: 8,551 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4327 - Favs: 7,850 - Follows: 6,056 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Her Pace by Arithra reviews
When Trafalgar Law first met Strawhat Luffy in the auction house on Sabaody, he like everyone else, assumed her to be male. It was a simple fact. A fact that would not survive their second meeting. Law x fem!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 367 - Published: 5/16/2013 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,602 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crown of Flowers by Errand Girl reviews
Something I thought up a while ago. SasuNaru. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fangs of the Father by Umei no Mai reviews
Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 50,089 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
Red cross by Areah51 reviews
"'Moron. You just had to push me down, huh' Sasuke's voice rang in the cold morning air and Naruto gaped at him. Obviously. He had to bump into Sasuke of all people. Just at that moment. The universe and its mischievous schemes…" Naruto has always been a I'm-helping-the-world kinda guy. Today is no exception.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuttering by RaiDenUchimaki Productions reviews
Everybody knows that Uzumaki Naruto isn't the brightest crayon in a box so when he came up with a theory, even he can't believe how accurate it is. and that theory is that one Uchiha Sasuke stutters when he is in love. too bad it still doesn't change the fact that he is dense as fuck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Full Blast by The Interrupter reviews
Speed. He who strikes first, strikes best. That is the motto of Konoha's first Fast Response team. Under Kakashi's guidance these three have fought shoulder to shoulder all across the Elemental Nations. However, they will need every ounce of skill, power, and luck they have to defend their home from the countless threats of the shinobi world. Female Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,175 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Property of Sanji by New Neon reviews
In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,555 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Blue Bird by TPOK reviews
She had always saved them, even at the cost of her happiness. So when given the chance to change the past, will Naruto take it? Even if it meant sacrificing the precious bonds she made through sweat and tears? Though, how was she going to do that when she's reduced to a four and a half years old child? In addition, little Kakashi seems intent on driving her crazy. Eventual K/Fem!N
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,963 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Past and Future King by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 917 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Gol D. Roger, Luffy - Complete
Vegetables by Bishie Huntress reviews
Oh, that dreaded word! What will Naruto do when the guys gang up on him to try a vegetable? Will he succumb to the peer pressure?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Charming When He Needs to Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scars by Suadade reviews
Every life is riddled with scars, but some only the closest of friends can ever see. Team Seven has experienced more tragedy than most yet some marks life has left on them are hidden to all but one another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Raid on Akatou by The Interrupter reviews
Stealth and explosives are two of Naruto's greatest assets. To retrieve her team from Iwa's greatest fortress, she'll use a gratuitous level of both. Female Naruto. One-Shot. Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
The Wanderer by Darth Malleus reviews
She remembers little of her past life, all she remembers was running, collapsing and dying. She was found by a wandering Samurai, taught in his ways, and received a sword. She is Naruto Uzumaki, a wanderer forced onto a greater stage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,396 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
The Scorpion's Sting by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
AU. Orochimaru's 'resignation' from the Akatsuki and the resulting fallout is more intense than in canon, resulting in chance meeting between Sasori and a young Naruto in a changing world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,028 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Post Me Nots by raiTonight29 reviews
NaruSasu. Coffee Shop AU. The first time Naruto sees him is when it is raining one night after practice. Naruto tries to strike a conversation but is ignored in all his attempts. Until an idea comes to him. Grinning, Naruto reaches over and sticks a post-it note over the man's laptop screen, making the stranger blink in surprise. "Can I talk to you? :)". T for Teeth-rotting fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 5,803 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
And Now I'm Stuck Here With You by HimekoUchia reviews
What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,558 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankurō - Complete
The 'F' Word by Shy Snootles reviews
After his conversation with Obi-Wan's spirit on Dagobah in ROTJ, Luke is thrown back in time right in the middle of ROTS, days before his father's turn. Stuck in Padme's apartment, he struggles to figure out the reason that brought him there.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, C-3PO, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Some Brother You Are by raiTonight29 reviews
Set before Chapter 580 of the manga: Just before Sasuke and Itachi confront Kabuto in all his scaly glory in that cave during the Fourth Ninja War. Itachi and Sasuke bicker like the old days! "Do you even know where you're going?" "Of course I do, you just have to trust your big brother." "...The last time I did just that, I got orphaned." Brotherly fluff and humor AHOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6328 - Favs: 17,065 - Follows: 6,054 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Metamorphosis by grainsofsand reviews
Gaara has a mysterious ailment, and an unusual obsession with a certain girl. Read to find out more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 331 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Pintsized Demons and Cookies by grainsofsand reviews
Gaara is hit by a jutsu that turns him into a little kid with only dream-like images of his past. After the destruction of her home village, Hinata opens a bakery in Suna. How will she react to an uexpected guest?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Naruto Redone by Sella94 reviews
What if even before becoming a team, the soon to be members of Team 7 we’re already a perfect team. What if through their academy days, their goofiness, fan-girling ways, and emo selves, was all just a little act. how will kakashi survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook by chibikaty reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu/Sakazuki - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 2804 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 250 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
A Way to Win by Mamuki reviews
During the written part of the Chūnin Exams, Naruto has a bright idea on how to cheat. One-shot, rated K.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Breathe For Me by psycho chibbi reviews
They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,234 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Second Chances by Tsume Yuki reviews
Time-travel. Naruto's back in the past, and not only is she given a second chance to fix things, but she's gonna give everyone a second chance. Watch out world, because Naruto the number one unpredictable, knuckle-head kunoichi is here! FemNaruto AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,617 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lil Rascals by That Yaoi Boy reviews
In which Iruka learns not to underestimate hyperactive toddlers. Chibi!Sasuke & Chibi!Naruto fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Comfort by In Beautiful Ink reviews
What you want and what you need are two different things. Tohru learns what she needs.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Tohru H., Hatori S. - Complete
Dreams of Death by Oni Shin reviews
My first and last Naruhina story. Naruto is dead by the hands of Kakashi at VotE. Years later in Konoha, people start to die mysteriously ways. The bodies of traitors keep piling up with no answers. What can Tsunade do to stop the death of her people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto―Tale of the Gutsy Kunoichi by miku89 reviews
Rewritten. Thank you, Sasuke. I'll fix everything, even if it breaks every bone in my body to do it. I won't let anyone down, nor would I throw their faith for me away. I'll save everyone. I'll save you! I won't go back on my word, ttebayo! Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Naruto of the Sand by CaptainFlye reviews
Across the desert a woman flees her village. Just earlier that year she had been forced to birth a demon, but her next child will not share that fate. What happens when she meets Kakashi coming back from a mission and he takes her to Konoha? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 204,801 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: The Tale of a Gutsy Ninja by miku89 reviews
Thank you, Sasuke. I'll fix everything, even if it breaks every bone in my body to do it. I won't let anyone down, nor would I throw their faith for me away. I'll save everyone. I'll save you! I won't go back on my word, ttebayo! Strong!FemNaru TimeTravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,585 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 7,030 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
20 Ways to Feel ALIVE! by I. M. Carter reviews
AU Uh, remind me again why I'm blowing up buildings, dancing the tango with Madara Uchiha and kicking small children out of bounce houses... Oh yeah, that's right... to feel "alive." I hate my friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
come as you are by scarlettblush reviews
Hospital AU. The one where Charles unknowingly woos a coma patient with Pride and Prejudice. Years later, they meet again.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Charles Xavier, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Found and Lost by soprano-in-waiting reviews
Sasuke was always so sure of himself. Now, he has to face the unforeseen consquences of his actions. SasuFemNaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hyuuga Hinata's Fear Garden by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
A howl in the night. A girl with a passion. Who plants arms of victims claimed. This is my secret Garden of Fear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Damaged by Pleasedial123 reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 4,766 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Four Seasons by MoWa reviews
What does a string quartet consists of? A good violinist, the first violin. A bad violinist, the second violin. An ex-violinist, the viola. And someone who hates violinists altogether, the cello. Perfect for Team 7, don't you think? Eventual SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 11,568 - Follows: 6,224 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Tsunade by Schnoz13 reviews
Sort-of Sequel to 20 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru, only this time its Tsunade on the recieving end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Customer service by LollyRabbit reviews
Hinata teaches Sasuke how to deal with female customers at the supermarket. SasuHina, AU, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Spy by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
Sequel to Team Psych. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore the enemy of my friend is my enemy. Naruto just never thought he'd have to look at Danzo that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Family and Genetics by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Naruto never though much about her own family; then she got one whether it was wanted or not. All of a sudden, she finds herself missing what she had never had, and what she had never missed before. SasuNaru FemNaru , slight GaaSaku, ShikaIno, KakaRin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,185 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Gaara, Sakura H.]
Blood Free Embrace by xCastielsGirlx reviews
As if on instinct, he pulled the raven haired boy closer to him in a blood free embrace and squeezed his shoulders as his arms tightened, pulling him closer to himself. Implied SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru by Schnoz13 reviews
Never give Naruto time to think or be bored while on a mission . . . he'll come up with a stupid list like this . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 6,392 - Follows: 4,331 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 6,403 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
As Soft As Eyebrow Hair by Andreya Halms reviews
Hinata swallowed. 'I see you are-' 'A very hairy man.' Sakura completed dreamily. Hinata and Sakura try to sell Sasuke some shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bloodsucker by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 654 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 1,147 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznx reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 5,113 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Rock Lee, Gai M. - Complete
The Kimiko Chronicles by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
The Akatsuki, a powerful criminal organization, find a miserable 11 year old girl sitting around on the very outskirts of their property. And what do they do? Take her in, of course! First fic. Bad at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 130,679 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 5,469 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11950 - Favs: 11,092 - Follows: 4,527 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 8,419 - Follows: 4,380 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 635 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 10,835 - Follows: 4,326 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Anchor Me by Fenice158 reviews
Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 233 - Published: 2/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Freak Accident by AmyC103 reviews
GaaraXOC I knew when the lightning hit the plane that nothing would be the same-They came out of the sky,falling in the forest near the coast.The Hokage sent me some of her men to observe them.-A girl living in the ninja world. Can she surive this hell?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,217 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Gaara - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4399 - Favs: 10,650 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marriage in the Sand by danyel reviews
In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,365 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 9,096 - Follows: 1,606 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 6,696 - Follows: 2,003 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Missingnin Matchmakers by shortcrust pastry reviews
Sasuke, Hinata and the rest of the Rookie 9 have been assigned "big brothers" while the Akatsuki, who have been caught, are on probation. What happens when the Akatsuki decide to have fun with the Rookies? SasuHina, NaruSaku and more... R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4370 - Favs: 5,024 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
If I Wasn't a Ninja by ClockRepair reviews
In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by EmbraceDiversity reviews
AU: Hinata is a young mother who works as Itachi's personal secretary. When he asks her and Sasuke to attend an important corporate dinner in his stead, the two polar opposites find themselves drawing closer together, whether they like it or not.Sasu/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,226 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 19755 - Favs: 11,773 - Follows: 8,999 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 1,717 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 8,749 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
When We Were Young by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
An Idiot, a Bastard, a Lazy Ass, and a Piggy. Throw in a pervert, and a Cyclops and what happens? Absoloute Insanity. Just stayy of the Bastards Roof. GOD DAMN POLITICS! STOP CRAMPING MY STYLE! Ramen Forever. NaruIno. ShikaTema. SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,901 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] [Karin U., Sasuke U.]
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Missed Adventure by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Strangers Always Have the Best Candy by Eternal Grey reviews
Sasori thought it'd be easy to get 6 year old Sakura to go home with him if he said he had candy... well he was wrong. Kidnapping Sakura is like trying to nab a smart lil munchkin that doesn't know what's going on but just wants to laugh at you. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6720 - Favs: 15,244 - Follows: 6,420 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 216 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankurō - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The path of Yahtzee by Disney101 reviews
OK so this is a story about Waren an Bubda, they are stuck in the sack together. What happens when a game of Yahtzee goes wrong an the other side of Warren and Bubda is revealed. For Warren a more childish side an well Buda has a...
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 470 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 534 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Time and Time Again by Envy4 reviews
Naruto has lived his life more times than anyone can count and his sanity isn't quite as intact as it used to be
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kyūbi/Kurama - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 321 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Simple Conversation by lynxzpanther reviews
Takes place somewhere between books two and three... I was just wondering what would happen if anyone told Warren that Kendra had kissed him when he was in a coma... Just a little one-shot. Rated T just because some littler kids might find it weird.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Mirror Siblings by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Who is he/she? Why does he/she look almost like me? Am I seeing things? Ano, are you my niisan/neechan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Do Not Walk Gently Into The Night by Tiro reviews
Harry is sick of life, and writes his final letter… to Voldemort. However, Voldemort will not let the teen die. So what happens afterwards? Slash-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 1,063 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 1,547 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4755 - Favs: 11,173 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 7,990 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 235 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's A Hero To Do? by sockpuppet82 reviews
Draco's been infected with Vampirism. Harry's the 'willing' donor. Something's wrong with Snape. Madness ensues, and neither Harry or Draco seem to mind... Vampire!Draco, Crackish!fic, H/D slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Key To My Heart by AmyC103 reviews
Sakura is the Princess of Fire country,and the most targeted girl in the world.When her Father returns from Sea,he lets her throw a party with her best friend, Hinata.Little do the two girls know,it will lead to a ship with a red head captain. ::EDITING::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 7,736 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter by Kantayra reviews
Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Art Store Angel by Waffles Rulez reviews
Konan works at an art store in the middle class section of town. What happens when two gang members from the ghetto try to set her and their leader up? PeinxKonan rated for language Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 7,437 - Follows: 2,428 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Silent Angel by grainsofsand reviews
A demon finds an angel trapped at his lair. What will he do to her? What will she do to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,664 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,541 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5881 - Favs: 9,188 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Cohabitation by weialala reviews
Sasuke starts calling Naruto "The Misses" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9553 - Favs: 8,852 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankurō - Complete
Dead Man's Chest by Akuma Mame reviews
AU and OOC a bit of C bashing. Hinata is getting married with Naruto but she is unsure. She's getting married on a pirate ship and meets the mysterious Captain. A Gaahina fic. a bit of Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 8,994 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7330 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Change by Lyxie reviews
It is Autumn after the defeat of Ganondorf and Hyrule is whole again. Zelda needs some time away from royal life, and it seems a ride through the countryside is just what she needs, until she meets up with a certain stubborn swordsman... oneshot, LZ fluff
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/3/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 930 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Kill an Angel by LightBender reviews
How far will someone go to kill an angel? What happens when the angel isn't killed, but rescued by a demon? What happens when sparks fly and love begins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 388 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chance by Lyxie reviews
I'd figured you'd probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 673 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 603 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
A Cry For Help by goth chick tiff reviews
Kagome Higurashi is your normal loner in Highschool, except now her online friendsInuyasha, Sango, and Miroku, whom she met in a suicidal chat, are moving to her town. Will things change for the better or the worse? InuKag, SanMir.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,478 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 299 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 315 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 241 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 6,882 - Follows: 1,740 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 802 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 4,679 - Follows: 1,057 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blind Man's Bluff by BitterEloquence reviews
For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2005 - [Izumo K., Kotetsu H.] - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
A Touch of Velvet by BitterEloquence reviews
There is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka Hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/1/2005 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Fall by BitterEloquence reviews
When they said fools fall in love, Iruka had been pretty certain it wasn't meant to be literal. Too bad Hatake Kakashi never did anything the traditional manner. Fluffy KakaxIru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2005 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete