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SUP!!!!!! yeah probably no one reads this cuz i havn't written any stories... but anyways...

HI!!!! my name is COMPLETELY UNKNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!! unless you already found out because I unwisely had it posted on here...

Gender: I am female! But, unless I am feeling sick or just acting wierd, I will not be girly. There's no way.

Description..ish: I love anime/manga, I read fanfiction alot, and I professionally annoy people!!! ok, maybe not, but whatever...I am...an age...LE SIGH. I have brown curly hair and am 6' tall, although, I wish I had bright green anime hair...alas it will not be.

Personality: Many of my friends describe me as cynical, crazy, evil (my world domination partner), insane, and slightly psychotic. I am extremely lazy, but hyper sometimes, and generally weird. I have a wacked sense of humor, use sarcasm daily, and love laughing -- whether or not its funny. If you have an epic tale of getting hurt and tell it to me, I'm sorry, but I will laugh my ass off. I am TRYING to stop cussing, but it is a hard habit to break.

My likes: Being tomboy-ish, the colors black, orange, green, and blood red, annoying the crap outa people, darkness, nighttime, and anime/manga. Oh and catching seagulls! Yes I have actually caught one before. No lie.

My dislikes: The color pink, feeling girly, school lunches, waking up in the morning (before noon), sunlight, and peppy-always-freaking-happy-and-expect-me-to-be-happy-too people. Mostly the expect-me-to-be-happy part. Also I absolutely hate people who hurt their friends. End of story. Loyalty is a big thing to me.

My hobbies: Well, I have lots of hobbies! Some of them include annoying people, plotting World Domination, and running away from crazy band teachers trying to run me over w/ giant brass drums. Along with starting water fights, making things awkward for my dating friends, and falling asleep unintentionally in class.

My favorite anime/manga: I haven't seen or read much, but so far I like Naruto, Fairy Tail, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Fruits Basket, OHSHC, and One Piece.

Current Favorite Memory: Tour going to Mall of America and getting Caffeine/Sugar high with some of my awesome friends and going crazy.

sooooooo yeah...WHATEVER!!!! XD

Quotes!

  • Have you seen any squirrels? :D (me!)
  • Look underneath the underneath...isn't that just on top??? (me and probably a few others)
  • All Hail the Log!!!! Seriously, where would ninjas be without them? (half amazing other people, half me)
  • Sakura rubbed the back of her neck, "Well honestly it was kind of unnerving at first, but he's still Naruto, just a faster, stronger, more powerful Naruto."
    "SHITHEAD!"
    "I REGRET NOTHING!"
    "GET BACK HERE SO I CAN RIP YOU APART!"
    "YOU KNOW YOU LIKED IT TAYUYA-CHAN! WHY ELSE DID YOU LET ME STAY LIKE THAT FOR FIFTEEN SECONDS, I WAS COUNTING!"
    "DIE YOU BASTARD!"
    Sakura and Ino blinked as the clear-cut voice of the person the conversation was about rang out across a distance, followed closely by another irate female voice. Sakura palmed her face, "You see, same old knucklehead…" . (sealed kuni by Kenchi618...i think)

    Anko stood in front of the fence of her favorite training ground. 'The Forest of Death', the deadliest training ground Konoha had, surpassing even 'The Tower of Pain', or 'The Dungeon of Many Sharp Pointy Things That Stab and Pierce as They Cut You into a Really Stupid Amount of Very Small Pieces'.
    The naming committee probably never should have gotten drunk before deciding on that name, but most of the more eccentric jounin seemed to like it. (a story I can't remember its name...)

    Hinata blushed furiously at some of the man's poorly chosen words.
    "Gai, please tone it down on the youth talk. You sound like a pedophile," said Kurenai.
    Gai naturally looked aghast at the suggestion. "So unyouthful!" (naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic)

    Danzo sighed when his watch went off. His happy time would have to end. He looked at a thoroughly filthy Sasuke, and he decided to go out with a bang and shouted, "Kohonahagure Secret Taijutsu Technique: One Thousand Years of Death!" He watched Sasuke fly and idly thought, 'I wonder if the stick came loose,' before he stifled a laugh. The boy might even beat Sarutobi for distance. When he saw Sasuke land he mumbled one of the fundamental truths of Kohona ninja, "All of the Second Hokage's techniques are useful, no exceptions." before walking over. (Danzo's Team by kosmos00)

    At the same time, he provided in-flight commentary that several of the others quickly went along with.
    "Ladies and gentlemen, please restore your seats to the upright position!" Naruto shouted as they hop scotched over several more mounds before making a hard turn on a funnel. "Assume the crash position and hope you don't smell your socks!"
    Tenten immediately followed up, "Tray tables up!"
    "And put away your sandwiches!" Lee shouted.
    "TURBULENCE!" Akatsuchi and Shirotsuchi bellowed in unison.
    "NARUTO!" Sakura screamed when their ride took another hard turn and sent them flying through the air before beginning to slide at high speed again, "IF WE DIE RIGHT NOW, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!" (Drifting by AlphaDelta1001)


    Pairings (Naruto)

    GaaHina

    SasuHina

    ShikaTema

    KakaIruka

    SasoSaku

    Narukox any guy character actually (I've read some pretty good stories with femNaru)

    Actually I read any pairing if it's well written...

    I OWE MY MOTHER

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

    2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

    4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

    5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

    6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

    8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

    9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

    10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

    11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

    12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

    13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

    14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

    15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

    16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

    17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

    18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

    19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

    20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

    21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

    22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

    23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

    24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

    25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

    (got this from reaper7's profile, and love it!)

    ...o.o...O:O...o/.\o...o.\/...$_$...@...@-_-...


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    Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
    Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,410 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
    The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
    Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuNaru etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 270,613 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki
    Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
    The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,009 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
    Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
    Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
    Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6889 - Favs: 6,607 - Follows: 6,318 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
    A Path Paved in Ice by ArkAngel1179 reviews
    Whoever said that a single change from ice and iron couldn't shape a world from darkness, and from that a path paved in ice? FemHaku/Naruto, Tenten/Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,923 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Tenten, Haku
    A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
    A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,159 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
    Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
    The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
    Akuma no Buntai: Kitsune, Ryu, Tanuki by 7th Creature reviews
    Treated like trash as kids, three ninja will rise up to become the most merciless, dark legends in all of the Five Great Countries. Leading their team is one of the most feared Shinobi of all Hi no Kuni.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,291 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
    She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
    Heaven and Hell by Abundant E reviews
    She loved him, despite knowing what he would become. He was her brother, her older brother, the one she went to with her problems. Yet there are enemies everywhere, there are expectations. The weight of the village rests in the balance. OC, Self Insert, Semi AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,496 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Tobirama S., OC - Complete
    Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
    It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,493 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
    Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
    You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 5,152 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
    Back at the Starting Line! by LunarFlare03 reviews
    Sakura wakes up one morning and she's twelve again. How did this happen? More importantly what is she going to do about it? Adventure and Humor await, but not without Romance! Will Sakura fall for Sasuke all over again or will someone else win her heart?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,463 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H.
    A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
    COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,509 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Suna no Hoshi by Felicity Dream reviews
    Fem!Naru Minato tells Kushina to flee to Suna, if something were to go wrong in Konoha after his death. Because of this, somehow Naruto is raised in the Sand. The result is the creation of Team BAMF, an awkward Kazekage, and the world at large being driven insane. "You're the Desert Prince? You look like a girl." "I am a girl." "...Oh."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Naruto U., The Fourth Kazekage] Gaara
    The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
    Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Turtle Vengeance by Rei13Reaper reviews
    Where Tobirama is a turtle, Akiye wants to keep him but wants nothing to do with him, and Kiyomi finally fulfills the destiny of her bloodline- Vengeance. Based off of Heaven and Hell by Abundant E, a self insert. T for language.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2014
    Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
    Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 1,087,643 - Reviews: 5234 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 4,828 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
    Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
    Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
    The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
    Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes, simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Despite so, Kakashi promises to never stop trying. Time-travel.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H.
    Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
    Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 124,187 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
    Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
    The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
    Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
    She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
    Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
    When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
    Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
    On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 4,772 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
    No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
    After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Eternal Spiral by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
    AU: SasuFem!Naru. A Spiral has no end, at least not if you look at it as it should be looked at. Sasuke and Naruto have always been like that spiral, always circling around one another, with no end in sight. It's been nearly four years since Sasuke left Konoha, and secrets are revealed while decisions are made.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,750 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Team Seven
    Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
    I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
    Hinata and the Orange Juice! by HimekoUchia reviews
    What happens when Ino messes up Hinata's orange juice? What happens if this leaves the shy little Hyuga completely hyper and daring? Well, she is going to spread the love! Sasuke, Gaara, Shino, Neji... No sad person is safe from Hinata! Rated T for swearing, randomness and weirdness!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
    The Kitsune's Curse by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
    A thousand years ago, love was found, a wedding planned, and a murder was committed; since that day, Konohagakure was cursed in recompense till that murdered soul was born again. SasuFemNaru. Kitsune/Japanese Folklore Influence. Angsty-Twisted-Style Happy Ending. CHARACTER DEATHS PLURAL.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,081 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.]
    Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
    "No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
    Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 5,553 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
    How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
    And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
    Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
    Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
    Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
    Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
    Shadow Of The Fox by Reaper7 reviews
    Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Asylum by grainsofsand reviews
    "Never turn your back on any patient, especially down there. Never let your guard down, and note any and all strange behavior, and turn it in to the security staff. Especially with patient three-thirteen."
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Gaara, Hinata H.
    Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
    Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
    Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
    The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
    Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Motivation by Durandall reviews
    Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
    Tobirama's Fault by Mnsk reviews
    The four reanimated Hokage discuss whose fault it was that they here fighting their descendants. Senju Tobirama agrees with all of them.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
    A Man's World by Asphalt Love reviews
    AU. Hinata has always lived a sheltered life, but due to unforeseen circumstances that puts her life in danger, she is sent to a boarding school disguised as a boy, which is the least of her worries when her new roommate is none other than Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuhina and other pairings.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,246 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara
    Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
    Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
    The Boy in the Park by Shadenight123 reviews
    Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 106,710 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruko U., OC - Complete
    Harsh Childhood by attonranden reviews
    Naruto hates the village and the village hates Naruto, when he leaves he takes a revenge driven Sasuke with him. What will become of the two hate filled shinobi and what secrets are they hiding after their years of solitude?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,075 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Bite me! by Lilyholics reviews
    Being stuck in an arranged marriage with a sweet man...Not so bad. Being stuck in an arranged marriage with a psychopathic, bad tempered asshole is hell. Even if he looks drop dead gorgeous...and is the leader of the Uchiha clan. MadaraxOC AU - CURRENTLY REVIEWING AND WRITING, WORK IN PROGRESS (:
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U. - Complete
    The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
    What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10063 - Favs: 9,761 - Follows: 6,966 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
    A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
    "Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by YouMayThinkImADreamer reviews
    "D-didn't anyone tell you? Konoha Academy has a uniform policy for class hours." This time Sakura actually face palmed.She didn't know it at the time but uniforms would be the least of her problems. AkatsukixSakura, with other ships. Rated M for a reason
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,774 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
    Time Travel Fun by Mnsk reviews
    When the shinobi of Konoha get their hands upon a time seal, they do the only logical thing that can be expected from mature adults: They take turns! Series of light oneshots. Chapter four: Anko tries to prevent Orochimaru's defection. How? With puppy-eyes and dango, of course! Marked as complete, but there may be more.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
    Loneliness by SasuNaruShipper reviews
    Sasuke's feeling pretty lonely without his big brother home, but he feels better as soon as he finds out that Itachi slipped into bed with him later that night. Years later, Sasuke's thinking about those times and how he still misses the elder's warmth, even though he hates him. Fluffy, brotherly love.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Our World by Inspiration17 reviews
    Sequel to Mad World. It had been 3 years since that night in the alley, and Sasuke hasn't seen Naruto since, but one afternoon when the blonde come to his office asking for help, how can the raven refuse? Even when the favor Naruto asks could change his life forever.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
    A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
    Dear Duck Butt Bastard by smartcat reviews
    After Sasuke's team fails to catch the jinchuriki again, he is left with a familiar backpack...left by the one blond shinobi who still chased after him. He opens and finds a letter addressed to him. Curious he decides to read...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Wisteria by Gone-15535 reviews
    Even if Madara Uchiha wore that mask – that of a merciless killer, of a vicious demon – and no one else bothered to crack it, Hashirama Senju could see right through it; he himself wore that same exact mask, and he knew its weight. So Hashirama tries reaching him, but there's a problem: Madara does not want to be reached. HashiMada.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,561 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
    What Friends Are For by LeisaTheGreat reviews
    When Naruto gets sick, Sasuke must take care of him. While the two rivals are forced to stay together, they can't help but wonder about their friendship... ONESHOT! Total fluff!
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Butterfly by Lotus Fantasy reviews
    When Sasuke lost his mother, his father changed. Mood swings from abusive to clingy, Sasuke felt like he was one step away from falling. Naruto couldn't stand by anymore and watch him break. He had to do something. AU, NaruSasu
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,256 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
    Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
    How Do You Do It, Naruto? by iGenevieve reviews
    "In an instant, Naruto was once again pinned to a tree. A different tree, but that didn't matter. What mattered to Naruto was, in fact, that Sasuke was kissing him." Naruto understands what Sasuke doesn't say, a voice in his head says what he's thinking. It's obvious to Sasuke that Naruto is the only one who truly understands, but why does he bother?
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Mad World by Inspiration17 reviews
    Sasuke lived in one world, and Naruto lived in another. They met by chance as children, and they meet by chance as men. The rich are part of one world, and the poor are part of theirs. Not even an Uchiha can change that.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Pretty by TemariArisaka reviews
    While picking flowers for Naruto's mom, Sasuke sees a special flower for his special someone.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Yaoi for a date by YaoiTotoro reviews
    Basically, Sakura tells Naruto that in order to date her he needs to write a yaoi. He takes on the challenge then finds out that Sakura goes off and asks Sasuke out behind his back! Pissed off and angry he disides to do the unthinkable. To get back at Sakura he disides not to tell her what he knows and continues to write the yaoi...on her beloved crush Sasuke. (NaruSasu) OLD STORY.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Our eyes were quick to find by audaciousaudino reviews
    Naruto and Hinata were dating, but Naruto realizes, after the Forest of Death, that he loves Sakura. He breaks up with Hinata, which leaves her in tears. What will happen next? A cute oneshot of an unusual pairing: SasuHina. Please read- its a cute pairing you might just grow to love!
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Still Into You by CrimsonAzureRose reviews
    Two-shot. Sasunarusasu. Naruto is in love with Sasuke. Surprise! But he just wants Sasuke to be happy and so Naruto tries to find out who he likes. He learns, eventually, that no one says no to Sasuke... Now Complete!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Matchmaker by angelmarina reviews
    Rated T just to be safe. Who would have thought that Sakura was their biggest fan?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Night camp by Kil29 reviews
    How dare you touch my Naruto without my permission? Iruka popped his knuckles and sent piercing glares to the smaller raven xDD You are dead Naru uke! [SasuNaru]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
    Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 3960 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 4,129 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
    My First Kiss (Went a Little Like This) by DobbyGrl reviews
    Naruto and Sasuke were each other's first kiss. Neither planned on ever repeating the traumatic event, but fate and the Hokage's scheming have something different in mind. - Written for the Neo SasuNaru 2013 Spring Exchange.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
    After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
    Fire and Wind by nannodayo reviews
    Fire. Wind. Bigger, stronger fire.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Soft Lips by noviceinlife reviews
    I got to get there in time! There is a fire! A FIRE IN MY DORMS! Wait... What? Hot police officers and kisses as bribe! WHAT IS THIS? SasuNaru. Yaoi. Oneshot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    A Different Jutsu: Part One by Alky Uchiha93 reviews
    One small choice, Naruto figured he was no good at shadow clones. So he looked further on the Forbidden Scroll and came upon a jutsu that could push him to whole new heights...Ninja Art: Soul Drain. familial team seven, bit of swearing and could be seen as violent. you've been warned. First fic! NaruxHinaxTenxTayux?, SasuxSakuxAyaxKinx?, KakaxAnko. PART TWO: SEQUEL IS UP!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,695 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Carry Me by victimofmywoes reviews
    "I'll kiss you if you carry me to the bathroom," he said. SasuNaru AU Fluff
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
    To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
    Warm Embrace by Violet-Eclipse reviews
    Naruto is sick and just wishes that he had someone to take care of him. After spending the day alone in bed without telling anyone where he is, he gets a very pissed off Raven at his door. Is Sasuke up for the job? And will Naruto finally get to be wrapped in his arms? AU, SasuNaru, Oneshot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
    While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
    Protecting Sunshine by Sabriilyn reviews
    Naruto is late for his play date with his two best friends Itachi and Sasuke but when he finally arrives the brothers don't like what they see. * ChibiFic * ItaNaruSasu
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
    When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Let's Play a Game by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
    "Let's play a game! Whoever wins gets to kiss Sasuke-kun!" A seemingly innocent game turned out to be a whole lot more; Sasuke and Naruto were just about to find out why. M Rated, Yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Bathroom romance by Kikina reviews
    Naruto is in the bathroom at a party crying when a handsome guy walks in. They end up chatting and the handsome man takes Naruto out for the night to cheer him up. What will Naruto say when the guy asks him out. He's not gay after all…right?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Crown of Flowers by Errand Girl reviews
    Something I thought up a while ago. SasuNaru. I don't own Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Red cross by Areah51 reviews
    "'Moron. You just had to push me down, huh' Sasuke's voice rang in the cold morning air and Naruto gaped at him. Obviously. He had to bump into Sasuke of all people. Just at that moment. The universe and its mischievous schemes…" Naruto has always been a I'm-helping-the-world kinda guy. Today is no exception.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Face It by vampire-charmer-101 reviews
    Inspired by NU'EST song FACE, Naruto is being bullied buy some of his fellow school students and stays quiet about it. Follow him as he goes through his torment and something new occurs. SasuNaru.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Murphy's Law by Areah51 reviews
    Two shot. When Naruto forgets his shoes and hurries at the supermarket to satisfy a craving, he has no idea that the stupid Murphy's Law would, for once, benefit him. Waiting patiently in queue can, in fact, lead to some interesting development.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    The Golden Ages by Tsume Yuki reviews
    Waking up from his battle with Naruto, the last thing Sasuke expected was to land back in the golden old days of team seven, face to face with the girl he just killed. Timetravel SasuNaru FemNaruto NaruSasu DISCONTINUED due to manga ruining plot. Being rewrote under 'Run Devil Run'
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Stuttering by RaiDenUchimaki Productions reviews
    Everybody knows that Uzumaki Naruto isn't the brightest crayon in a box so when he came up with a theory, even he can't believe how accurate it is. and that theory is that one Uchiha Sasuke stutters when he is in love. too bad it still doesn't change the fact that he is dense as fuck.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Naruto:life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
    What if, after stealing the forbidden scroll, Naruto got Kage Bunshin on the first try. What if he used rest of the time learning jutsus that make living life a game? Naruto/femkyuu/femsasu/harem CRACK WITH PLOT
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,187 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
    Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
    "Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,954 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
    Bourgeoisie: Part 1, Low by KennedyTheCount reviews
    Jiraiya felt that he needed some more variation in his Icha Icha series, so why not start writing again about his favorite blond student? It's not like he needed to know or anything. Being able to come up with the delicious pairings, Jiraiya has everything set up in his new book. So why not add a little Uchiha, a closet, and a tired Naruto to start? AU, School setting, fluff yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Full Blast by The Interrupter reviews
    Speed. He who strikes first, strikes best. That is the motto of Konoha's first Fast Response team. Under Kakashi's guidance these three have fought shoulder to shoulder all across the Elemental Nations. However, they will need every ounce of skill, power, and luck they have to defend their home from the countless threats of the shinobi world. Female Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,175 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
    5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
    After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
    The Blue Bird by TPOK reviews
    She had always saved them, even at the price of her happiness. So when given the chance to change the past, will Naruto take it? Even if it meant sacrificing the precious bonds she made through sweat and tears? Though, how was she going to do that when she's reduced to a four and a half years old child? In addition, little Kakashi seems intent on driving her crazy. Eventual K/Fem!N
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,963 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H.
    October 10th by Hoseki14 reviews
    It was always the same thing; the hurtful words writen on the wall, the things thrown at him, the scornful looks glared his way. October 10th was always a down day for Naruto, but can a certain raven brighten it up? Narusasu/sasuanaru Two-shot. EDIT: I fixed the second chapter, because I had a few errors.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Team Nineteen by FriedIce reviews
    Morino Ibiki didn't like kids. That didn't stop the Third Hokage assigning him a genin team nonetheless. Too bad no one saw the consequences. Inspired by 'Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do' by H.E. Gray.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Ibiki M., Iruka U. - Complete
    Vegetables by Bishie Huntress reviews
    Oh, that dreaded word! What will Naruto do when the guys gang up on him to try a vegetable? Will he succumb to the peer pressure?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
    Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
    Scars by Suadade reviews
    Every life is riddled with scars, but some only the closest of friends can ever see. Team Seven has experienced more tragedy than most yet some marks life has left on them are hidden to all but one another.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Midnight Raid on Akatou by The Interrupter reviews
    Stealth and explosives are two of Naruto's greatest assets. To retrieve her team from Iwa's greatest fortress, she'll use a gratuitous level of both. Female Naruto. One-Shot. Sequel is up.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
    The Wanderer by Darth Malleus reviews
    She remembers little of her past life, all she remembers was running, collapsing and dying. She was found by a wandering Samurai, taught in his ways, and received a sword. She is Naruto Uzumaki, a wanderer forced onto a greater stage.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,396 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
    My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,971 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
    Foxes, a Sword and a Promise (So, its a Challenge?) by Tobmaster reviews
    In a world where anything can happen, a young ninja in training finds an object of unusual value which starts him on his way down the path to become Hokage. Standing in his way are many trials and experiments gone wrong, and the one to help him find his way is the person he'd never thought was capable. Find out how a few chance events can change lives... A Naru/Hina Story.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,743 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    The Scorpion's Sting by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
    AU. Orochimaru's 'resignation' from the Akatsuki and the resulting fallout is more intense than in canon, resulting in chance meeting between Sasori and a young Naruto in a changing world.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,028 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
    Post Me Nots by raiTonight29 reviews
    NaruSasu. Coffee Shop AU. The first time Naruto sees him is when it is raining one night after practice. Naruto tries to strike a conversation but is ignored in all his attempts. Until an idea comes to him. Grinning, Naruto reaches over and sticks a post-it note over the man's laptop screen, making the stranger blink in surprise. "Can I talk to you? :)". T for Teeth-rotting fluff.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
    ""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
    Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
    A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
    Tag by Takeru1996 reviews
    Simple, he said. Yeah right. With Kakashi in the mix, things are never simple, and now he is being chased around Konoha with the entire rookie 12 on his ass. SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
    [FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
    Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
    Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Sasunaru kiss rewritten by nannodayo reviews
    It was always a contest, for them, to see who come out on top. Sasunaru kiss from ep. 3 rewritten. Slash.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
    My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    And Now I'm Stuck Here With You by HimekoUchia reviews
    What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,826 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
    Some Brother You Are by raiTonight29 reviews
    Set before Chapter 580 of the manga: Just before Sasuke and Itachi confront Kabuto in all his scaly glory in that cave during the Fourth Ninja War. Itachi and Sasuke bicker like the old days! "Do you even know where you're going?" "Of course I do, you just have to trust your big brother." "...The last time I did just that, I got orphaned." Brotherly fluff and humor AHOY!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Sasuke has a sister by Gone-15535 reviews
    On an unfortunate afternoon, Sasuke and others discover the odd phenomenon in fanfiction in which an author randomly inserts a younger sibling into his family for... no apparent reason. Having grown sick of fanfiction authors and their shenanigans, he decides to write a letter. For fun and boredom! Short, one-shot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
    "Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
    ファミリ Family by DaemonDeDevil reviews
    This is a One-shot Birthday story. There was 1 thing Naruto wanted for her birthday, but money couldn't buy it. It was a wish that couldn't be done alone. But why does she strive so far to do her birthday wish on her own? Slight SasuxFemNaru.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
    First Try by Lucillia reviews
    Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    When Life Gives You Kittens, Still Make Lemonade by The Fault In Our Asterisks reviews
    ARCHIVED FOR REFERENCE; READ STATE OF GRACE FOR MORE INFO - "It's them." I said, gaping. "It is!" Emma said, dramatically. "You know what this means?" Emma quickly whipped out her iPod and clicked a few things on it. We looked at each other and grinned, "IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH!" Classic Akatsuki kittens.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sasori
    Metamorphosis by grainsofsand reviews
    Gaara has a mysterious ailment, and an unusual obsession with a certain girl. Read to find out more.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
    Retail Therapy by Rasengan22 reviews
    Even bad habits can lead to a good thing once in a while. AU. SasuNaru COMPLETE
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
    Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
    Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
    Pintsized Demons and Cookies by grainsofsand reviews
    Gaara is hit by a jutsu that turns him into a little kid with only dream-like images of his past. After the destruction of her home village, Hinata opens a bakery in Suna. How will she react to an uexpected guest?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
    Secrets of a Cherry Blossom Redone by KaciePie reviews
    Sakura has a secret she doesn't want anyone to find out but when the chuunin exams come around her secret got harder to hide until a certain red head found out. GaaraxSakura redoing
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,233 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
    Orochiboss by Lord Mendasuit reviews
    Orochimaru decides to go fetch Sasuke himself, despite his useless arms, because he has the patience of a child. This ends up being, of course, severely counterproductive.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Naruto Redone by Sella94 reviews
    What if even before becoming a team, the soon to be members of Team 7 we’re already a perfect team. What if through their academy days, their goofiness, fan-girling ways, and emo selves, was all just a little act. how will kakashi survive.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
    The Third Uzukage by Dark-Nate18 reviews
    His potential is more than that of Sasuke Uchiha, Follow Naruto Uzumaki, as he becomes the legend he was born to be. NaruHina, full summary inside...M for safety
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 134,150 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
    An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
    Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
    A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
    Sasuke's Mistress by lisa.demonic.angel reviews
    Fem!Naru. In the third episode we get a different uptake on what Naruko did when she ambushed Sasuke during lunch; what could happen next? One-shot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    I Owe It All to You, Naruto by LightBender reviews
    Naruto's mistake becomes Sasuke's gain when the stakes are high. NaruHinaSasu.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Jolly Sailor Bold by missmaryXDD reviews
    Of Hokage's and hostages, of singing and killing.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    the princess wears breeches by thegirlofmanymoods reviews
    Sakura isn't an average princess. Instead of living the pampered life of royalty, she lives with her step mom in a forest. It was a calm life, at least until she was kidnapped. What followed was a series of events that would change the world forever.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
    Red Hair by masruiiiik reviews
    "I am your father!" Sasori proclaimed. "What? You are not!" Gaara denied, looking at Sasori with a 'you-belong-in-the-loonie-bin' look. Sasori simply scowled and grabbed at his red locks, "Don't deny the hair!" Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Gaara, Sasori - Complete
    A Way to Win by Mon Esprit Libre reviews
    During the written part of the Chūnin Exams, Naruto has a bright idea on how to cheat. One-shot, rated K.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Second Chances by Tsume Yuki reviews
    Time-travel. Naruto's back in the past, and not only is she given a second chance to fix things, but she's gonna give everyone a second chance. Watch out world, because Naruto the number one unpredictable, knuckle-head kunoichi is here! FemNaruto AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,617 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Lil Rascals by That Yaoi Boy reviews
    In which Iruka learns not to underestimate hyperactive toddlers. Chibi!Sasuke & Chibi!Naruto fluff.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
    When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
    TUAOA: Naruto: Rise to Glory by ChoujiDude reviews
    This is the Story of Naruto and how he will rise to glory. Through help of his friends will he make it? or will he be stopped short of becoming what he always wanted. only Time will tell. NaruxHarem Set Pairings already. mature and lemons later.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,853 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Comfort by In Beautiful Ink reviews
    What you want and what you need are two different things. Tohru learns what she needs.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Tohru H., Hatori S. - Complete
    A Tempting Offer by MakingLuck101 reviews
    In which Sasuke returns to the village with a request, Naruto is insistent, Sakura is doubtful, Tsunade concedes, Karin feels betrayed, and Kakashi doesn't care. Post Five Kage Summit Arc, crackfic.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Sakura's Experiance in Boot camp by Poolday reviews
    Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
    The Buttoning by River's Children reviews
    Sasuke couldn't quite get his jeans to button. They were his favourite and there was no way they wouldn't fit anymore. So, Naruto finds it in his heart to help out. Drabble. Bromance. Onesided Awkwardness.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Sequel: Naru, What the Heck are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
    Back from her training trip/mission with Jiraiya, Naru & co. prepares for the upcoming maelstrom. Supported with many allies, how would the outcome of the 10th of October be? FemNaru, Time Travel, SEQUEL
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,591 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H.
    Anko and the wolf by Esarion reviews
    During the Chuunin exams Anko is saved from Orochimaru by a wolf. Who or what is that wolf? What will happen?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Anko M. - Complete
    Dreams of Death by Oni Shin reviews
    My first and last Naruhina story. Naruto is dead by the hands of Kakashi at VotE. Years later in Konoha, people start to die mysteriously ways. The bodies of traitors keep piling up with no answers. What can Tsunade do to stop the death of her people.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Lost Year by OmgItsPocky reviews
    To have her wish successfully granted, Sakura have a mission to do. Sending herself back in time seems horrific enough, but it couldn't be any worse when she's stuck in the desert, along with a redhead who should have been dead.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,592 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
    The killer doll by Suicide Emo reviews
    Sasuke is a demone trapped in a doll and Naruko is goth girl who buys him at a yard sale. What happens when naruko falls for the demon.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,185 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
    Uzumaki Naruto―Tale of the Gutsy Kunoichi by miku89 reviews
    Rewritten. Thank you, Sasuke. I'll fix everything, even if it breaks every bone in my body to do it. I won't let anyone down, nor would I throw their faith for me away. I'll save everyone. I'll save you! I won't go back on my word, ttebayo! Time Travel
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
    Naruto of the Sand by CaptainFlye reviews
    Across the desert a woman flees her village. Just earlier that year she had been forced to birth a demon, but her next child will not share that fate. What happens when she meets Kakashi coming back from a mission and he takes her to Konoha? FemNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 204,801 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
    Why You No Like Oreo's! by Joja-Lee reviews
    In which Sakura is horrified to find out that Sasuke does not like Oreos. Oneshot. Short.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
    Uzumaki Naruto: The Tale of a Gutsy Ninja by miku89 reviews
    Thank you, Sasuke. I'll fix everything, even if it breaks every bone in my body to do it. I won't let anyone down, nor would I throw their faith for me away. I'll save everyone. I'll save you! I won't go back on my word, ttebayo! Strong!FemNaru TimeTravel
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,585 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
    Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
    Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
    Naruto, What The Heck Are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
    I somehow traveled back in time and stumbled upon my sensei's old team. To make things worse, I saved Obito. Oh wait, now my life is officially screwed, seeing as how I'm falling in love with Kakashi! Did I mention that I was thirteen again? Kaka/Femnaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,844 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
    The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,390 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
    20 Ways to Feel ALIVE! by I. M. Carter reviews
    AU Uh, remind me again why I'm blowing up buildings, dancing the tango with Madara Uchiha and kicking small children out of bounce houses... Oh yeah, that's right... to feel "alive." I hate my friends.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Connecting Hearts by Loganna reviews
    Naruto is tired from training and fell asleep against Jiraiya's back. Ero-Sennin leaves his disciple and takes off. Jiraiya, now only a dot against the horizon, has no idea who is approaching his beloved student. One-shot, naruto shippuden, 93
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Forty two by SapphireRivulet reviews
    Sasuke and Naruto ponder life's mysteries. In the midst of a battlefield. Whilst high on weed.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
    "You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
    May I by OmgItsPocky reviews
    "Mom... Ar-Are angels...Pink?"
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,579 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
    The Akatsuki Pimp? by shadowsspell4792 reviews
    All the Male akatsuki are girls, what does this mean for the new leader? Why is Konan a dude? And what's with the pimp shades? Idea from a daydream I had. Extremely random One-Shot. Umm... Yeah. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. -Humor-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
    Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
    On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
    Love Letters by Complementary Colours reviews
    "Shut up, Sasuke," Naruto replied, suddenly capturing his lips in a soft kiss. It only lasted a moment, and Naruto was grinning slightly as he pulled away. "I'm reading. You know how hard it is to get me to read something." SasuNaru. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Found and Lost by soprano-in-waiting reviews
    Sasuke was always so sure of himself. Now, he has to face the unforeseen consquences of his actions. SasuFemNaru oneshot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Hyuuga Hinata's Fear Garden by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
    A howl in the night. A girl with a passion. Who plants arms of victims claimed. This is my secret Garden of Fear.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
    Angry Birds by PoisonedRose12 reviews
    Sasuke discovers the wonders of Angry Birds via Naruto, and his reaction is a little... surprising. AU
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Damaged by Faust VII reviews
    At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Akatsukittens by The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard reviews
    The usual day for the Akatsuki. Just hang out in the base. Get turned into kittens, and sent to another universe. And then get given to this weirdo girl and her weirdo friends. It's not the usual? For the Akatsuki, yes. It is. Rated for language used!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
    First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
    A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    The Four Seasons by MoWa reviews
    What does a string quartet consists of? A good violinist, the first violin. A bad violinist, the second violin. An ex-violinist, the viola. And someone who hates violinists altogether, the cello. Perfect for Team 7, don't you think? Eventual SasuNaru.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
    They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 5,907 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
    Top of the world by Freak-show101 reviews
    Sasuke Uchiha couldn't believe he was jealous. Of Karin. Two-shot.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
    20 Ways to Annoy Tsunade by Schnoz13 reviews
    Sort-of Sequel to 20 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru, only this time its Tsunade on the recieving end.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Customer service by LollyRabbit reviews
    Hinata teaches Sasuke how to deal with female customers at the supermarket. SasuHina, AU, oneshot
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    I Spy by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
    Sequel to Team Psych. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore the enemy of my friend is my enemy. Naruto just never thought he'd have to look at Danzo that way.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Epiphanies by sunshard reviews
    They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    The Dichotomy of Family and Genetics by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
    Naruto never though much about her own family; then she got one whether it was wanted or not. All of a sudden, she finds herself missing what she had never had, and what she had never missed before. SasuNaru FemNaru , slight GaaSaku, ShikaIno, KakaRin.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Gaara, Sakura H.]
    Concrete Angel by megzee77 reviews
    Naruto is a abused child, Sasuke is a friend who understands. That makes everything okay right? Rated T for child beating and one bad word. Based off the song. Not a song fic. *EDITED*
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Only Weaklings Cry by Peppino reviews
    Naruto had recently been surprisingly quieter the past few days and Sasuke, although would never admit it, was worried; just a 'tiny' bit. -Oneshot-
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Blood Free Embrace by xCastielsGirlx reviews
    As if on instinct, he pulled the raven haired boy closer to him in a blood free embrace and squeezed his shoulders as his arms tightened, pulling him closer to himself. Implied SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    20 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru by Schnoz13 reviews
    Never give Naruto time to think or be bored while on a mission . . . he'll come up with a stupid list like this . . .
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Never Want To Close My Eyes by N.V.9 reviews
    Sasuke avoids touch as much as possible. If he touches someone he can tell how they will die... So why when he touched Naruto couldn't he see a thing? COMPLETE
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Team Psych by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
    After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,559 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
    He Can't Speak by xCastielsGirlx reviews
    "You may not want to hear this but, Naruto's temporarily mute." Shocked outbursts followed this statement. Sasuke just remained silent at the news. Slight SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
    After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Confectionery by Awesome Anonymous reviews
    :Sasuke/Hinata: After a night of "fun", Hinata wakes up next to a man she's always hated: Sasuke Uchiha. Yet, they're in the same bed, with wedding rings, and he refuses to give her a divorce. What is a girl to do?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Goodbye Apathy by OmgItsPocky reviews
    Everyone thought he was a troublemaker when he transferred into KonohaHigh. He frowns a lot, never smiles. He's quiet, never talks. He will never let anyone enters his world. Unless you are a girl with short pink hair, that would be a different story.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,010 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
    Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
    AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    A Chance to Change by Sue-Drae reviews
    Six years after Pain attacks, the Fourth Great Ninja War has finally destroyed Konaha and the Sixth Hokage, Namikaze Naruto, goes back in time with two old friends to stop the war before it starts. NaruHina, SasuSaku eventually. PLEASE R&R
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 126,314 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
    Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
    The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
    Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
    Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
    As Soft As Eyebrow Hair by Andreya Halms reviews
    Hinata swallowed. 'I see you are-' 'A very hairy man.' Sakura completed dreamily. Hinata and Sakura try to sell Sasuke some shampoo.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Snuggle Buddy by lunaNtess reviews
    Sasuke finds a snuggle buddy, and its not his girlfriend Tess... Read this funny tale of two unlikely friends becoming snuggle buddies forever more! Rated T for language and over use of the word sexy! Dun nun nu nu Sexy Beast! Sasuke will be OCC.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
    Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
    "Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
    Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
    "I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
    Cause darling, you'll be begging for more by Freak-show101 reviews
    Sakura. Ino. Karin. Hinata. Temari. Tenten. Dorks of Konoha high, humiliated by the ones they loved aka Sasuke and his friends. What if they move to Amegakure and came back after two years, looking damn hot, with a hot boy trailing after them?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,560 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
    Remember Me by Moonlit917 reviews
    AU. Sequel to Remind Me. Aya still has a lot to handle - from her maybe-marriage to stopping cat fights. So, maybe with a little luck, a bit of help, and a lot of random, crazy things, she can sort out her life. Maybe.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,507 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Gaara - Complete
    Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
    Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
    Consequences by Advent of Shadows reviews
    Throwing caution to the wind always has consequences. Unfortunately, Naruto doesn't learn this until he is hurled 25 years backwards in time. Time Travel. Naruto/Mikoto. Rated M for later chapters. Spoilers up to Naruto chapter 535.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,781 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U.] - Complete
    The Kimiko Chronicles by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
    The Akatsuki, a powerful criminal organization, find a miserable 11 year old girl sitting around on the very outskirts of their property. And what do they do? Take her in, of course! First fic. Bad at summaries.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 130,679 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Unspoiled by forthright reviews
    Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11111 - Favs: 6,962 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
    A New Life by Andreya Halms reviews
    A certain Uchiha returns to Konoha after 3 years of his presumed death, and only Hinata knows of it. Taking care of Sasuke can be pretty fun, except for the "accidents" of sorts that keep on following them. And what's this about hickeys?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,720 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
    Second Chances by Kita Kudai reviews
    Reiko was dying on Earth. With a necklace from Sarutobi she finds herself in the Naruto realm. As she trains to become a kunoichi she expriences murder, hate, tragedy, loss and love? What happens when she meets the loathed monster of Suna? Gaara/Oc
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 416,252 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Gaara - Complete
    Adventures in Panty Raiding by ClockRepair reviews
    A Yearbook Signings sequel two years in the making... What once was a harmless sleepover turns into a panty raid with Hinata looking to claim the prize.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,847 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
    Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
    150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
    Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
    The Gods discover Fanfiction by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
    RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE GODS HAVE FOUND FANFICTION!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Hermes
    Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
    Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
    The Kazekage's Blind Date by HimekoUchia reviews
    The Kazekage is getting more bitter by the second and Gaara is starting to get irritated. However, with Shukaku's help, the redhead decides to set him up on a date. A blind date. This is going to be fun. Not totally childish themes. One-Shot. R&R!
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [The Fourth Kazekage, OC] Gaara - Complete
    Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
    The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,676 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
    Big Brother is Watching by RosarioImpale reviews
    Uchiha Satsuki is hot. But boyfriend beware, because Big Brother doesn't like the idea of dearest little sister dating. Crack!AU, Fem!Sasuke
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
    What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Freak Accident by AmyC103 reviews
    GaaraXOC I knew when the lightning hit the plane that nothing would be the same-They came out of the sky,falling in the forest near the coast.The Hokage sent me some of her men to observe them.-A girl living in the ninja world. Can she surive this hell?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,217 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Gaara - Complete
    The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
    ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Marriage in the Sand by danyel reviews
    In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,365 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
    Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
    Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    The Perfect Day by deepxwriterxaboutxeverything reviews
    Pineapples, plates, plickles and pussycats. Horray for P-Dome! The long awaited sequal to notes has finally arrived with more Pineapple loving Sasuke and P loving random Hinata. Major OOCnesss and of course it is SasuHina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
    Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 641 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
    sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
    SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Hinata's Summer by VN2Lover reviews
    There was a camp for girls, she didn't NEED to go to camp, and she got to see her guy friends so WHY is she going to an all boys camp![HinataHarem]R&R PLZ PLZ!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Hinata H.
    I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
    A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Remind Me by Moonlit917 reviews
    Aya can't help but be interested in Gaara. She also can't help but seem like a stalker, gain a fruity nickname, prank Kankuro constantly, and have random romantic urges. So what happens when all of this is mixed in with falling in love?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,125 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Gaara - Complete
    Missingnin Matchmakers by shortcrust pastry reviews
    Sasuke, Hinata and the rest of the Rookie 9 have been assigned "big brothers" while the Akatsuki, who have been caught, are on probation. What happens when the Akatsuki decide to have fun with the Rookies? SasuHina, NaruSaku and more... R&R!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
    Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
    When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4019 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    If I Wasn't a Ninja by ClockRepair reviews
    In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
    People Lie by Nugar reviews
    Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Fox Girl by Quill of Molliemon reviews
    AU, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Sort of inspired by Naruto 499, but not really spoiler-y. Minato was only a genin, but one day he'd be Hokage. Kushina fully intended to help him...after she gave him a nosebleed. Read, review, and enjoy! :D
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
    Mad House by VesperChan reviews
    She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
    Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
    After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    The Ties That Bind Us by EmbraceDiversity reviews
    AU: Hinata is a young mother who works as Itachi's personal secretary. When he asks her and Sasuke to attend an important corporate dinner in his stead, the two polar opposites find themselves drawing closer together, whether they like it or not.Sasu/Hina
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,226 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
    Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14254 - Favs: 7,278 - Follows: 5,520 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
    A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
    Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 666 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
    When We Were Young by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
    An Idiot, a Bastard, a Lazy Ass, and a Piggy. Throw in a pervert, and a Cyclops and what happens? Absoloute Insanity. Just stayy of the Bastards Roof. GOD DAMN POLITICS! STOP CRAMPING MY STYLE! Ramen Forever. NaruIno. ShikaTema. SasuKarin.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,901 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] [Karin, Sasuke U.]
    A Different Genealogy by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
    When Kakashi woke up that morning he hadn't really expected Sasuke to awaken his Sharingan, let alone Naruto! It was simply illogical! There was no way Naruto could be related to the Uchiha Clan… SasuNaru, FemNaru, Incest, ItaIno, Slight ShikaNaru.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,598 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
    Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
    Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
    Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Strangers Always Have the Best Candy by Eternal Grey reviews
    Sasori thought it'd be easy to get 6 year old Sakura to go home with him if he said he had candy... well he was wrong. Kidnapping Sakura is like trying to nab a smart lil munchkin that doesn't know what's going on but just wants to laugh at you. SasoSaku
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
    It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
    After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5804 - Favs: 8,893 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
    Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
    Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
    Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
    On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
    Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
    Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Edward Elric: Storyteller Extraordinaire by Phoenix Soar reviews
    -"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Keeping it Quiet by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
    Matsuri is starting a new school. Supposed to be the best of the best. Just one problem. It's an all guy's boarding school! Now Matsuri has to act like a guy and struggle to keep her secret. It's going to be crazy year, and Matsuri has no idea how insane!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,623 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
    Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
    In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
    Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
    During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
    The path of Yahtzee by Disney101 reviews
    OK so this is a story about Waren an Bubda, they are stuck in the sack together. What happens when a game of Yahtzee goes wrong an the other side of Warren and Bubda is revealed. For Warren a more childish side an well Buda has a...
    Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
    Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
    After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
    Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
    Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
    AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
    The Paths Of Rain Drops by whiteshadow11 reviews
    Hinata makes a deal with Sasori to help her be free from Konoha before she willingly becomes his puppet. So what happens on Hinata's last night of freedom? Don't own any characters, just the plot!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Hinata H., Sasori - Complete
    Time and Time Again by Envy4 reviews
    Naruto has lived his life more times than anyone can count and his sanity isn't quite as intact as it used to be
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
    Like the Back of My Hand by Juupitrie reviews
    Hinata knows Naruto like the back of her hand, so she's surprised and secretly smug when he challenges her to a game of 'who knows who best'. NarutoXHinata one-shot
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
    Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
    Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
    In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
    From a Place You're Not There by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
    Why are we separated from one another? We're from a place where we are not there... if only... Sequel to Mirror Siblings.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
    A Simple Conversation by lynxzpanther reviews
    Takes place somewhere between books two and three... I was just wondering what would happen if anyone told Warren that Kendra had kissed him when he was in a coma... Just a little one-shot. Rated T just because some littler kids might find it weird.
    Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
    A Labyrinthine Love by Riraberr reviews
    Lifeguarding, half-caf triple grande non-fat no foam Caramel Macchiatos, an epic paintball war, an armored dog, collegian and familial mishaps, and recitation of Shakespeare all rolled up to make a summer they will never forget... or regret. SasuHina.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
    “Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
    White Paper by Sweet Ashori reviews
    Konan is the beautiful president of Spring Green Academy's Origami Club. Pein is the handsome, bad boy new student. Two completely different people collide, but will their clash really be that horrible? AU. PeinKonan. Rated M for rape references.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
    Mirror Siblings by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
    Who is he/she? Why does he/she look almost like me? Am I seeing things? Ano, are you my niisan/neechan?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
    Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
    Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
    New Beginnings by Zenerific1 reviews
    Naruto had moved into a new foster home. What will happen? Will she find a place to call home, or will everything fall apart around her. FEM NARU. Read and Review. SasuNaru Rated M for later chapters AU COMPLETE!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,547 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Roommates by FastForward reviews
    Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Different Past, Different Future by VA23 reviews
    Naruto is sent back in time to when the Sannin were young and the Shodai ruled Konoha. With the pre Sannin as teammates, an insane sensei, and malevolent plots all around, will Naruto be able to keep his sanity and change the future? Eventual Naru/Tsu
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,101 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
    The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 537 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
    At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
    Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4092 - Favs: 6,285 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
    Lost Eyes by whiteshadow11 reviews
    REDONE What happens when Hinata's left with nothing, and given another chance? And with who? Don't own any characters!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,384 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
    10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
    View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    A Change of Clothes by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
    Hinata's normal training clothes are in the wash, and all she has left is a skimpy outfit that includes a short skirt and a tight shirt. What will the males of Konoha do when they see our dear Hinata? What will Naruto do? NarutoXxHinata; Cute One shot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
    Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
    Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 4,875 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
    Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
    Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Key To My Heart by AmyC103 reviews
    Sakura is the Princess of Fire country,and the most targeted girl in the world.When her Father returns from Sea,he lets her throw a party with her best friend, Hinata.Little do the two girls know,it will lead to a ship with a red head captain. ::EDITING::
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
    A new high School by AmyC103 reviews
    Sakura is the new girl in town. She has a troubled life, and meets new friends. What happens when she starts to fall for the towns bad boy? What if he figures out what's happening behind the sceens of her hidden life? ::EDITING::
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,101 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
    My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
    AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Bubbles by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
    With a huff that could have been mistaken for a pout — if Uchiha’s pouted that is — Sasuke stepped into the house, ignoring the cold as the bubbles that came into contact with his skin popped, leaving a wet and soapy residue along his legs.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter by Kantayra reviews
    Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
    Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
    Art Store Angel by Waffles Rulez reviews
    Konan works at an art store in the middle class section of town. What happens when two gang members from the ghetto try to set her and their leader up? PeinxKonan rated for language Complete
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
    Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
    What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 873 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
    Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Silent Angel by grainsofsand reviews
    A demon finds an angel trapped at his lair. What will he do to her? What will she do to him?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,664 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
    Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
    -::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
    Dress Up by Hiki-chan reviews
    COMPLETED. SasuNaru. Perhaps Naruto should learn that angering the Hokage too much was a bad thing, but he never expected to learn his lesson by wearing a dress around Konoha. Naruto!Dress
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
    Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
    Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
    About Ten by Kantayra reviews
    The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
    A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
    God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
    Back Seat Anecdotes by fool.0 reviews
    We," Kakashi gestured magnanimously, "are going on a road trip."
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
    The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
    The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
    Cohabitation by fool.0 reviews
    Sasuke starts calling Naruto "The Misses" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
    A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8884 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Notes by deepxwriterxaboutxeverything reviews
    Hinata is bored and decides to write notes to Sasuke. Join the two for a convo of special specialness and the letter p.OOCness plus there is one 'bad word' in there and references.Random but I like it.R&R
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Who Cares? by Chaotic Demon reviews
    Who would have thought that a simple act of revenge would lead to such an interesting revelation. Fem!Naru crack.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
    Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
    COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    The Repetition by Icescale reviews
    History is destined to repeat itself in the form of the massacre of the Hyuga clan. Just as before, the heir is responsible, leaving the sibling behind.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
    It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
    Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
    Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
    Dead Man's Chest by Akuma Mame reviews
    AU and OOC a bit of C bashing. Hinata is getting married with Naruto but she is unsure. She's getting married on a pirate ship and meets the mysterious Captain. A Gaahina fic. a bit of Naruhina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
    The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
    Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 5,088 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
    Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
    After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,795 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Flowers in my hair by FaintFalconHunter reviews
    Hinata left Konaha villiage to train for a few years on the condition she would do her father a favor when she returns but when she finds out the favor her life changes forever.rated T just in case pairings HinaxNaru NejixHina GaaraxHina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,120 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
    The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
    After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7065 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
    A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
    In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
    Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
    Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 399 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    To Kill an Angel by LightBender reviews
    How far will someone go to kill an angel? What happens when the angel isn't killed, but rescued by a demon? What happens when sparks fly and love begins?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
    Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
    Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Dango by Avari Faye reviews
    Are you threatening me? That's child abuse! You're my student, I could string you up in the trees and it's not child abuse, take the dango. Oh, the joys of teaching...[OroAnko]
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
    150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
    Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 184 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
    A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
    Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
    The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
    Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
    Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
    COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Angel of Mine by tsubakitea reviews
    FINISHED! The apprentice and the master. Hinata and Itachi. Days...months...years...roll by, and they emerge from the shadows. Oh how she is changed. Indestructive. Irreversible. Forever.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,485 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Of Kunai and Haircuts by Nanaki Lioness reviews
    [Mild SasuNaru] Naruto cuts Sasuke's hair.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Inamorato by firefly reviews
    Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
    Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
    How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    An Irresistable Scent by ErPo reviews
    Hinata Hyuuga purchases a special perfume in hopes of attracting Naruto. What she didn't expect was that the perfume would work a little too well. What will the intoverted kunoichi do when ALL the guys start coming onto her? Post timeskip oneshot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
    The Curse by demonrubberducky reviews
    Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    A Cry For Help by goth chick tiff reviews
    Kagome Higurashi is your normal loner in Highschool, except now her online friendsInuyasha, Sango, and Miroku, whom she met in a suicidal chat, are moving to her town. Will things change for the better or the worse? InuKag, SanMir.
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,478 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
    Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
    Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
    Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
    Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Neji Hyuuga: Matchmaker by emilyjm reviews
    Slightly AU. SasuHina, NarSak, LeeTen, ShikaIno. The Hyuugas want to ship off Hinata to another village through marriage, and it's up to Neji to see that they don't.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,278 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
    Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
    [A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    If Your Cage Smells of Ramen by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
    One Shot. When Naruto won't stop his ramen habits Kyuubi is forced to use drastic measures... Hints of SasuNaru Mentions of MPreg
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
    Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
    Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 572 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
    What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
    Friendship Story by Letta reviews
    Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 420 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Blind Man's Bluff by BitterEloquence reviews
    For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
    The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
    Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
    A Touch of Velvet by BitterEloquence reviews
    There is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka Hints
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Fall by BitterEloquence reviews
    When they said fools fall in love, Iruka had been pretty certain it wasn't meant to be literal. Too bad Hatake Kakashi never did anything the traditional manner. Fluffy KakaxIru Oneshot
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Icha Icha Love! by BitterEloquence reviews
    True Love means giving porn, right? Companion to Icha Icha Panic! Fluffy not so drabblesized KakaxIru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Icha Icha Panic! by BitterEloquence reviews
    Sometimes there's only so far an obsession can go until it becomes unhealthy as Iruka discovers the hard way. Fluffy KakashixIruka drabble brought on by Crack Bunnies and amusing conversations with Demondreams
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete