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Joined 11-24-11, id: 3461030, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.

PLEASE NOTE: I am currently on a sort-of-maybe-permenant-hiatus. I might keep posting stories, but not nearly as frequently and possibly not at all. But you're welcome to read them and review! I do check my PMs so if you wanna talk to me there, please do. thank you!

also: everything below in my profile was from about a year ago, so note I may have changed etc. If you are at all curious about anything else about me (my beliefs, things I support, ships, fandoms, music, favorite websites, anything at all) PM me and I'll update you.


- "LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!" - The Beatles

- "LOVE IS LOUDER THAN THE PRESSURE TO BE PERFECT!" - Demi Lovato


Name: Chippy (or Chip, according to Prim...), or anything else you feel like calling me. I'm not picky.

Age: Weeellll, I'm in high school

Location: Narnia, but on the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet is Hogwarts! (just kidding, I'm American. Oh, also: I hate cheeseburgers)

I'm not a writer. I'm just a girl with stories in her head, and sometimes I like to share them.


Forums I (used to) participate in:

THE NEXTGEN FANATICS

ROSESCORPIUS FANS FORUM

LET'S ALL JUST RANT!

HARRY POTTER FANFICTION CHALLENGES

MORTAL'S SOCIETY

PROMPTS, PROMPTS, PROMPTS

ALLONSY, GERONIMO AND FANTASTIC!


my friends on fanfiction:

Vicky (vicky199416),

Alice (watching stiricide),

GeniusDestruction,

Tara (Mrs.Kyouya Ootori),

Louise (downstage),

Amy (over-rehearsed),

Madeline/Maddie (overstreets),

Em (weasley-girl-who-rocks),

Ishie/Isha (if we still belong),

and I think Rae is my friend (angels weep before they fly),

and Middy (keep my issues drawn).

Kim-- my non-watching-glee-twin (HawthornEcho14453),

Prim (Stolen Sunshine),

Dee (dee the deer),

Piney/Alyssa (pinetree13),

and Lizard (PaintingYourLittleWorldBlack),

and Aditi (Lost In A Musical Daydream),

Booky (Iridescent Bookworm),

Lucy (WeasleySeeker) ...

It's very likely that I have forgotten some people, so please PM me if I have and don't feel left out! :)


Thanks to all who voted on my first poll! (a poll on slash) In case you want to know the results, the majority of my voters voted for "It's okayl, I dont really read it, but I dont mind it" (10 voters, 43 percent), 8 of my voters voted for "its cool, I like it." with 34 percent, 5 votes were for "OMGZ I LOVE IT! I READ IT ALL THE TIME! GAYS ROCK MY WORLD etc" which was 21 percent. None of my wonderful voters voted for either "Ew! It's gross!" or "GAYS CAN GO TO HELL"! I have a new poll up now, if you'd like to take the time.


I read fanfiction for:

- All Harry Potter BOOKS

- All books written by Tamora Pierce set in realm of Tortall and the realms surrounding it (in any and all time periods)


I support all cannon ships. I hate (dislike) all non-cannon ships.


The ones I hate most include... Dramione (Draco/Hermione), Harmony (Harry/Hermione), Hermione/Snape, Anyone-who-is-not-Lily/Snape (even then, I dont like Snilly because it never happened), Draco/Ginny, Minerva/Albus (Dumbledore is gay! As in homosexual! As in does-not-like-women!), And all other non-cannon things!! The only exceptions have been some humorous Bellatrix/Voldie 's. And those have all been light-hearted and NOT 'Sirius'.

Next-Gen ships I hate: LilyScor, Anyone-Other-Than-Victoire/Teddy, Anyone-Other-Than-Scorpius/Rose... (except I have a soft spot for alscor :3) Uhm I can't think of anymore...

Genres I write for: Romance, Romance, Romance! I don't usually write angst. It's hard for me to write Family, but I can I think...


My favorite ships are...

(IN HARRY POTTER)

Scorose or Rosius (Rose/Scorpius. I AM A PROUD SCORROSIAN!), Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Luna/Rolf (So under-appreciated! So wonderful!), Tonks/Remus, James S. P./OC, Lily L. P./Lysander (It's not really cannon either... But I do so love Next-Gen), Teddy/Victoire (This one IS cannon!), Albus/OC (Where the OC is Alice Longbottom, daughter of Neville and Hannah), Neville/Hannah Abbot, George/Angelina (Don't Worry, It's Cannon.), Percy/Audrey (same as above. On another note, I like this ship best where Audrey is a muggle. I have no idea why...) and Hugo/OC (where the OC is PaperBagPrincess's very own Grace Dursley)

(IN THE TORTALLIAN UNIVERSE)

Daine/Numar, Alanna/George (I don't particularly care for Alanna/Jonathan. Even though it's cannon, they don't end up together so it just feels... wrong to me. I dunno... Don't judge me.), Aly/Nawat (OMG I LOVE THIS SHIP LIKE NOBODY'S BUISNESS!), Buri/Raoul (This is so awesome I love the scene where we figure out they slept together. I wonder how that party went hmmm?), Basically all cannon ships.


I write ships for... Scorose, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, George/Angelina, Audercy (Percy/Audrey), Teddy/Victoire, Albus/OC, and some OCs of mine. Note: I might have some femslash, so if you don't like it, don't read it.


Also, I am not a Twihard, but I DO NOT hate Twilight. I think it is okay (nothing can compare to Harry Potter... except for maybe Lord of the Rings and Princess Bride and Fringe and Pirates of the Caribbean). So yeah.


But anyway... welcome to my humble abode. Please make your self at home among these towers of stories. As my library gets bigger, my writing will get better. So, please explore!


QUOTES:

Peace, Love, wizards, and vampires. Music should be like candy. You throw out all the rappers. The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. MLIA. MY LIFE IS AVERAGE. we are nonjas. slamming into glass doors and knocking over plants and doing stupid things that we joke about is our power. we are opposite of ninjas. DearBlankPleaseBlank Team Alice. Cuz she beats every other team. Friends are people who bring you up and hold you there. Not put you down. LIFE LESSON: Don't lick comforters. I love being random. It's my specialty. Besides being a nonja. And besides being weird... Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow-in-the-dark stickers. God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice. "It's always in the last place you look." Well duh, who keeps looking after they've found what they're looking for? "Life is short." What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life. "Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?! And on that note, why should you sleep in a bed that you made? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having made your bed in the first place? "Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues... Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional. Everything works in theory. Proven Fact: You can never have too much fluff. LIFE LESSON: If you can't find something, look under your bed or in you closet.Real is just a matter of perception. LIFE LESSON: All you need is love. I'm tired of fighting; I want to be faught for. I'm tired of caring; I want to be cared for. I'm tired of just being me; I want to be yours. The creative adult is the child who survived. Everyone is a child at heart. It just depends on how much they show it. So, show your inner-child, people. Show your inner-child! Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to dance in the rain Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

BEST QUOTE EVER:

"I believe that you fall in love with a person's soul, not their gender." -OVERSTREETS


RANDOM SIDE NOTE:

Rainbow. That's what autocorrect says. Seriously. I typed a "v" and it decided I was trying to say "rainbow". I don't mind though... Auto correct usually either annoys me to great proportions or it cracks me up.


Things to know about me:

- I'm obsessed with..

• Harry Potter

• Quotes

• Fanfiction

• Constructive Criticism

• Procrastinating

- I like Chai Tea.

- I like rain. It's fun to dance in.

- I have a legit Dopple Ganger. She's my twin.

- I go to Hogwarts. I'm Gryffindor.


Favorite Websites (other than this epicallyawesomethingythatilovesomuch):

relatableblog.tumblr.com

iwastesomuchtime.com

dearblankpleaseblank.com

Mylifeisaverage.com

Jkrowling's website (look it up in freaking google)

Taylor Swift's website (if you don't like her, it's fine. Don't bash me about it.)

Fictionpress.net

POTTERMORE


if anyone wants to be my friend on pottermore, pm me and we can exchange usernames/pennames/thingamabobs


PM me for suggestions, complaints, prompts, advice, constructive criticism, random awesome things, quotes... you're life problems... um anything really!


Also pleaseplease don't review to a story of mine and say something off-topic! Only review if it has something to do with the story or my A/N! (Because I know I can be a bit random with what I say in my A/Ns so you're excused if you're replying to that...) Thanksss!

Okay, so it can be a bit off topic.. those reviews are amusing.

JUST DONT REVEIW AND ONLY ADVERTISE YOUR STORY! I hate it when people do that. So annoying.


GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs Um... well there was that one time... No, I've never done drugs! Who are you people?
[x] You have a lot of friends ...yeah, I guess I do
[ ] You get along with everyone Well...
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months Dejuan was being particularly annoying today. So I'll say... No.
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art Yeah!!!
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock sorta..
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory yeah, I believe in it, but Im not sure if i always follow it. I do judge people subcontiously..
[ ] Abortion is wrong I don't know I'm sort of undecided on that topic.
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded I don't do politics, but I think war in general is unneeded. All you need it love, right? Imagine (by John Lennon)? Let it be?
[ ] One of your favourite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school As and Bs?
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie Shame on you, liars. Shame! Shame!!
[x] You plan on going to college/university Naw, I'm dropping out of high school to become a hobo because it's my lifelong dream...
TOTAL: 8

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. No. I'm an angst-ridden teenager. ;)
[x] You laugh a lot Yeah... I do.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome What the heck is water polo?
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. Billie Jean is not my lover...
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional YESSS
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age um no defiantly not.
[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 6

RAVENCLAW:
[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded. I agree, but I still hate on people in my head.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship. omg DUH!
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. Yeah... um *coughcough* about that...
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay
[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal. like the metal, or the music? Cuz I like metal, especially copper. I don't like the music
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up. NO! I'M. STILL. A. KID. I'MSTILLAKID! I'MSTILLAKID! I'MSTILLAKID!
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month. Again, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent. My shoe is missing. THAT MEANS YOU StOLE IT!
TOTAL: 6

I don't like that test.

I'M STILL A 'PUFF UNLESS POTTERMORE PROVES ME WRONG!


... It did.

I'm a Gryff. But I'm learning more about myself and remember Neville! He turned out a supermegafoxyawesomehot (AVPM) guy so.. ;)


TIME FOR THE RE-BLOG/POST/PASTE WATCHAMACALL 'EM THINGAMABOBS!

Bold the ones you are:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (this has literally happened before. someone has asked me if I'm anorexic. Most offensive thing EVER.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be a freak

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. [Not much overweight, just a little chubby ]
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (well, potter more said I was...)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST be really BOYISH or WANT TO BE A BOY.

I'm sexually active, so I MUST be a slut and/or a SLAG

My family has a lot of MONEY so I must be a stuck-up, snooty, BITCH.


(edit: jan.4, 2013)

note: from the list I'm gonna post stuff that if now true for me, that isn't bolded above as it wasn't that way before this new hiatus/change/thingy

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (this one was true, just forgot to bold it. lol you can't go from not0a-virgin to virgin! and anyway, the concept of virginity is a bit stupid.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

(some I made myself:)

I'm SEX POSITIVE so I MUST be a whore who wants to have sex with everybody and is perverted

I have SHORT HAIR and DRESS BOYISHLY so I MUST be a dyke.

(also: this one "I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat."I just noticed is shaming anorexia. um. excuse me?! so rude!)


BEST STORY YOU'LL EVER READ : http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6669815/1/

I highly recomend it. It's called "It's Real To Us" by Amy (over-rehearsed)

OMG. THAT WAS A LONG PROFILE!!!!


edit: O.M.N.G.


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A Collection of mostly 100 Word Drabbles by DukeBrymin reviews
Harry and Ginny are, of course, the One True Pairing, at least for me. This is a maybe never-ending series of 100-word vignettes in their life, with a couple of non-100-word ones thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 167 - Words: 35,328 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Left Unsaid by clumsy.carrie reviews
Molly Gale is invisible. She has a best friend in Rose Weasley but no other friends, and her muggle parents fear her magic more than they love their daughter. But it takes until Molly's little brother is also accepted to Hogwarts for herFULLSUMMARYINSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,038 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Etiquette by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Rose Weasley left Hogwarts for Beauxbatons, but for her sixth year she's returned, much to Scorpius' annoyance. Then they start to get on really well... Everything would be brilliant, if only he wasn't such a man-whore. ScoRose fic for tiiinam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Friend Will, But A Best Friend by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
A series of maybe-related one-shots in the life of Rose/Scorpius based off different sayings. Chapter 1: A friend takes the blame for you, A best friend screams "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent. She did it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,458 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Six words full of meaning by over-rehearsed reviews
Talking about a character in six words for the hemingway six challenge at HPFC. One chapter at a time of course! Starts with Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
face to face with my own crime by QueenKira reviews
Hold your head up high gorgeous; people would kill to see you fall- Narcissa-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Prude by ever afters reviews
"You are such a prude, Weasley." He smirked. I clenched my fists and took a deep breath. He is not worth a month's detention, Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Slugs and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails by gote reviews
"What are you?" You don't mean to sound rude, you're always getting in trouble for that. And really, you meant to ask who he was, but this question seems just as suitable. - He grins, squinting in the sunlight. "I'm a Lorcan."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Lucy W., Lorcan S. - Complete
Harry & Ginny: 100 Word Snapshots by Tinkerbell79 reviews
Every week working from a prompt word and a 100 word limit I will capture a little Harry and Ginny moment. Mostly romantic or humorous fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 117 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Everything at Once by Insertrandomusername reviews
Albus had never liked girls. He didn't like the thought of being the stronger person in a relationship – he didn't want to brush a girl off her feet and be her prince and saviour. He wanted someone to do that to him. He wanted to be brushed off his feet. He wanted to be taken care of. He wanted to be fucked hard into the mattress. Rated M for a reason, kids! Steamy man-love inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Snapshot by deceptive-serenade reviews
I should have never met Dennis Creevey, or his son. He wouldn't have given me a camera. I wouldn't have this crazy, insane desire to take so many pictures of this one girl. It's becoming an obsession. Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,711 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
How Draco Found Out by Turquoise Quill reviews
Scorpius has invited Albus to his family's cottage for a week in the summer. Away from everything, it's the perfect place to spend some quality time with his boyfriend...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Old Warmth of the Sun by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
REBOOT IN PROGRESS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 86,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Dancing Naked in Dobby's Tea Cozy by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
In the midst of misery, with a dead brother, a broken family, and a head full of guilt, Percy Weasley never expected to fall in love. Particularly not with that strange, slightly-too-familiar Muggle, Audrey... A fiction about a romance we as a fandom know nothing about. Post DH, before Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Audrey W., Percy W.
Dear Albus, You turn me on by Turquoise Quill reviews
Scorpius is away on business with his parents. He decided to write Albus a quick letter telling him how much he's being missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
HG Drabblemania! by DoraeAzure reviews
100 word drabbles about Harry and Ginny and their lurve. Note: These drabbles are not in chronological order, or really any order of any kind. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Falling Star by ThePaperBagPrincess reviews
And she fell, like a star through the sky, just a little girl tumbling through the cracks in the world. For Amy and Amy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Amy B.
Quidditch Robes Make a Girl Look Fly by Wellplayed reviews
Why is it that there is nothing more tantalizing than a woman drenched in mud carrying a broomstick?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Opposing Forces by sydneysages reviews
Myrnin's made a mistake. He's made one that could end Claire Danvers' life, but will he fight for her? Hell yes, he will. Because the price to pay for lust is nought compared to never loving at all. /ClaireMyrnin, in a sense.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,325 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Long Live All The Magic We Made by sydneysages reviews
Because we all fall in love, sometimes in oh so sinful ways. 11. ClaireMyrnin. 12. AmelieOliver. 13. ShaneMonica. 14. AmelieMyrnin. /REQUEST PAIRINGS FOR DRABBLES.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011
Timeless by heartacheinn reviews
On his birthday, Teddy Lupin is presented with a photo album of his parents. Picture by picture, here are the lives of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, captured with clicks of the shutter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The Games They Play by Haleylovesyou39 reviews
Starfire and Robin play several seemingly harmless games... but what happens when those games get personal? R&R please! Collection of several one-shots.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Rivulets by sydneysages reviews
"She's falling in love with him, and even if she wanted to, she can't stop." -Sam/Amelie, AU on the Titanic. Twoshot that follows them from the beginning until the very end.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Amelie, Sam G. - Complete
Audrey Becomes a Weasley by Kazlene la Suicine reviews
Audrey meets Percy's family for dinner, and goes through her journey of bonding with family members until the wedding. I know the summary isn't fantastic. Companion peice to "Be the Change"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Oblivious by keep my issues drawn reviews
Albus and Scorpius are definitely, obviously, blatantly, one hundred percent gay. And, they're in love with each other! Oh, Godric, this could be fun! — In which Rose is convinced that Albus and Scorpius are in love, Scorpius is secretly pining after Rose whilst attempting to get Albus together with Lorcan and ginger-ist remarks are made. Multichap. Currently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
mrs weasley's j u m p e r s by singing like blue reviews
Rose had no idea who would wear the jumper one day, but if she could guess, she would have never guessed it would be Scorpius Malfoy - Scorrose - freeverse poem
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dinner at Draco's by The Scratch of Quills reviews
Draco Malfoy wishes to meet one of his son's best friends: Rose Weasley. The Malfoys welcome you to spend an awkward dinner with them!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Love by amama123 reviews
Some couples are meant to be. Some couples last forever. Rose and Scorpius are most definitely one of these couples
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Forever and Always by C.Queen reviews
Angelina knows how boys talk which is why she's stuck seeking out her friend Oliver to ask him just what Fred said about her since she's now dating George. Things go awry from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
I'm in Love by amama123 reviews
Lucy thinks she's too old. Lorcan thinks he's too young. Cupid doesn't care. Tiny little Lucy/Lorcan with hinted Lily/Lysander
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Lysander S., Lucy W. - Complete
Voldemort may kiss my ass by LizzieOktambe reviews
Harry had a very nasty day at work. Is there any chance to make it better? Fluffy H/G moment. Romance, family and a little bit of humor. Set after the battle but before the epilogue. Rated T because I said so. "He felt ashamed of himself. How could he, even just for a moment, think that he has nothing to fight for?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Misdiagnosis by WeasleySeeker reviews
Rose Weasley has always hated Scorpius Malfoy. But has she been misdiagnosing her feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Sparks by LostGetFound reviews
"You shouldn't play with fire, Rosie," he growled into ear. "You might just get burned." …Rose and Scorpius are one of the strangest couples Hogwarts has ever seen. The odds are against them, and yet they're inseparable. They spend most of their time fighting, but the sparks and tension only make their relationship stronger. Just a little Rose/Scor moment I wanted to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Playing Ghosts by Lily's Sidekick reviews
This is their thing. They leave their friends for an hour or two, to do something wild and spontaneous and sometimes just something different, because they want to spend time with each other. Just them, Rose and Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Donation by sydneysages reviews
Guilt. He doesn't know what to do to make it up to the Weasleys for all the trouble he's caused, so he does the first thing he can think of: give them something back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
The Photograph Album by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Missing moments from all throughout the canon. Let's call it a project to help Your Dear Professor McGonagall with her writer's block. First place in Morning Lilies' Photo Album Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,717 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Andromeda T.
Partners by C.Queen reviews
Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,941 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
She Is the Sunlight by kittykatloren reviews
But he wanted her, no, needed her, and he could feel in his entire body that she needed him too, and it was intoxicating, so much so that doing the right thing became impossible, impossible. Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Techically, compliments, and jealousy by IHeartScience reviews
"Rose is dating Johnny Mclaggen?" "Technically, it's just one date." "Technically is stupid." "Your face is stupid."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Biscuits by iluvkitties reviews
Harry arrives home from work and find Ginny in the kitchen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Why Non Canon Pairings Are So Right by MissCHSparkles reviews
Warning for crack fic. Professor Balderdash presents you with rather marvelous reasons why such delightful pairings like Dramione and many, many more. The aim is only to educate the confused and trifled readers who upset themselves worrying over pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pink by akmdreamer reviews
Ginny gets a surprise. Then Harry gets a surprise. And then Hermione gets a surprise. "'Pink...' she gasped faintly. 'I know' shouted Harry and Ginny in unison."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The First Wedding After the War by weasleyjumper reviews
Draco and Astoria meet for the first time after the war at Astoria's sister's wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Love Letter by Lucius Malloy reviews
Rose receives a love letter and asks Scorpius to help her respond to it. fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Give Your Heart A Break by ever afters reviews
I looked out the window and murmured quietly, "Nothing," I faltered, not sure what to say next. "I just- I just think I made a mistake. That's all."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Of Togas and Rather Loud Hello's by EsaHufflepuff reviews
Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson reunite immediately after Son of Neptune. One Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Mistaken by Jillian Aerist reviews
"Violence is all she knows. Which is fine with her, because she's good at being violent." Musing on what it's like to grow up in District 2. One-shot, for now.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Clove - Complete
Relevant Confessions by AnimeKeepsMeSane reviews
Albus Potter needs to confess. To a lot of people. But one is more important than the others. 4th year next gen featuring Franky Longbottom. Here there be boys kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Albus S. P. - Complete
melting stones by fabricated fantasies reviews
She's a pretty metal princess with a diamond heart, but she loved them once. /or, the six great loves of Dominique Weasley, told in snapshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Dominique W. - Complete
Talks Into The Night by clearblueskies reviews
Rose and Scorpius are cornered separately by their friends and forced... to confess. Albus Potter, Marcus Zabini, Lily Potter and Claire Longbottom. This can only lead to disaster. Chapter 2: Rose is now up! Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Believe by InfinitIsh reviews
They had to believe, or whatever they'd ever wished for could never come true. A collection of NextGen drabbles. Drabble 10: RoseScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Trust in Me by xxbabewithbrainsxx reviews
Gabriella Zabini meets Dominique Weasley; sparks instantly shoot between the two. Will they trust their instincts—and, more importantly, each other—or will they let peer and family pressure get in the way of their blossoming relationship? Strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Dominique W., OC - Complete
Scorpius and Rose by AllTheNamesITryAreTaken reviews
One-shot about Scorpius and Rose's relationship. A meeting in the corridor and some Romeo and Juliet fun. "You're a Malfoy, and a Slytherin!" "Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike." NOT AU! Just quoting R&J!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Goode High School Romance in a Nutshell by Gryphon-Door reviews
A story that will make you cry and will break your heart with its emphasis on the true meaning of love. Starring the Percy Jackson characters as normal mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Pillow by kittykatloren reviews
Daine, meditating so close beside him that their knees were almost touching, had fallen asleep on his shoulder. Daine/Numair friendship oneshot, moar pure fluff!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Numair S., Daine S. - Complete
And that's why I love you by my insides are blue reviews
He thinks it's finally time to ask her the big question. But, even Draco Malfoy can't stop feeling what every man feels before proposing to the love of his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
A Most Auspicious Mistake by Acacia Carter reviews
Percy has everything under control. This is, perhaps, the reason why he is so out of sorts when he wakes up next to a beautiful woman and hasn't the slightest idea what to do next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
It's Over, It's Time to Heal by Lady of Myth and Legends reviews
Oneshot of Harry & Ginny after the Finale Battle. Will Gin take Harry back? Will Harry find the courage to tell her how he really feels? Or will they end up at a standstill? Full of fluffy fluff. Updated for word placement & grammar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Arthur and Molly's ABC's by ShelPenguin reviews
This will be a series of out of order one shots through out Arthur and Molly's relationship to maybe their death? I have actually written nearly all the letter s if you guys like let me know and I can update them! I'll do the other couples after this. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Arthur W., Molly W.
Reflection by kittykatloren reviews
"I was just wondering… when did you fall in love with me?" Daine/Numair oneshot. PURE FLUFF. Posting this a second time because it wasn't working the first time...
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
Valentine's Day by RonaldAndMione reviews
Ron has a special gift for Hermione on Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
The One With All The Moments by Spaidel reviews
Scorpius brushed his lips against Albus's, and Albus could feel the electricity running through his veins. He couldn't think of anything other than Scorpius, the way their lips were touching slightly, almost not touching at all. One-shot, Scorpius/Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Temptation Lake by kittykatloren reviews
Daine was standing at the edge of the lake. She was completely nude, wrapped only in a ghostly, ethereal mist, her pale skin glowing like the light of the Goddess. Daine/Numair oneshot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Numair S., Daine S. - Complete
It Takes A Spark by she was the book thief reviews
It wasn't always easy - it almost never was. Because he infuriated her -most of the time- and she frustrated him -nearly all the time- and the war that they were -almost- born into didn't help -except it sometimes did- and he was James and she was Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Of Unicorns, Dragons, and Thunderstorms by Libquedation reviews
"Once upon a time there was a unicorn..." When Rose seeks comfort from a thunderstorm with Scorpious, he spins a ridiculous tale in order for the smartest witch in their year to realize what has been in front of her face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Gift Exchange by GlowingRed reviews
The Head Boy and Girl are set an ambitious task by their headmistress - organize a holiday event to bring together the seventh year students and promote friendships and solidarity. It might be doable - if Rose can find a way to work with Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Best Friends Forever Repost by n0n0pants reviews
FF was being a butt. Scorpius has a crush. One shot AS/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Hypothetically by stars shine out reviews
"And, erm, hypothetically, would it be alright for the hypothetical bloke to kiss the hypothetical girl?" "Yes, I suppose it would be alright, hypothetically," I told him, "for the hypothetical guy to kiss the hypothetical girl." **oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oddities by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
A short piece of fluff about Percy/Audrey written for two competitions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
when hearts skip a beat by currents reviews
/he can feel her lips tilting upwards into a small smile and he decides that if love had a taste, it'd be the flavor of her lips. -RoseScorpius- for Amy. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
No Complaints by kittykatloren reviews
"Shirt off, please, Master Numair. And I'll have no complaints from you!" Daine/Numair oneshot - don't get too excited, genre is friendship!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
Gossip and Ugly Jumpers by Unsuspected reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter have finally agreed to go to Hogsmeade together. But in all honesty, they can't agree on much else. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Merry by Unsuspected reviews
A collection of short, Christmassy stories in varying degrees of fluffiness. To be updated daily. On the twelfth day of ficmas... a chocolate frog.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Ickle Firsties! by Vance McGill reviews
Next-Generation Fan-Fiction. Rose Weasley, Albus Severus Potter, and Scorpius Malfoy start their first year at Hogwarts. Multi-PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,732 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Rose W.
Harry Potter and the Lord Who Shipped by writergirl8 reviews
Voldemort is a hardcore Romione shipper. Now all he has to do is convert Snape. A crack!fic that contains Romione love, silly Snape, and Voldemort singing Ron and Hermione themed Wizard-rock. Beware of the frivolity. REVAMPED! LONGER! FUNNIER! BETTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Not Your Fault by ShiieldMaidenofGondor reviews
"We fought because Voldemort was an evil bastard and an asshole who deserved everything he got. We fought to save the entire wizarding world, Harry. This is bigger than just you being the chosen one." After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny are properly reunited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Family Matters by thesecondshelf reviews
At James Sirius Potter's 10th birthday party, Harry muses on the similarities between his oldest son and his oldest friend. Featuring sibling squabbles, descriptions of non-ginger Weasleys, and George's preoccupation with where babies come from. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
His Quirky Girl by amama123 reviews
A quick drabble about Scorpius and Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Best intentions by MillaMayhem reviews
Tonks always has the best intentions at heart but her clumsiness never seems to understand that. It's a good thing that there will always be at least one person who does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Christmas Bookcase by E.G. Potter reviews
Only Scorpius Malfoy would buy his fiancee a bookcase for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Green Jumpers by Asking Me Where My Love Grows reviews
It was a seemingly normal present, wrapped in festive green and red wrapping paper with an obnoxious yellow bow slapped on the top. Nothing too frightening. / Or, Scorpius and Rose celebrate Christmas together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Nightmares by berealaric reviews
My first drabble-ish kinda one-shot thing...Tonks has a nightmare and Remus is there to comfort her. Aww:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Red Light by lost in a musical daydream reviews
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." "That's really stupid. You can only love someone one way." "I beg to differ."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Rainbows by angels weep before they fly reviews
Teddy and Victoire are so unique and colourful on our blank world. Teddytoire, freeverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
On Weddings by ink-stained dreams reviews
"Don't worry, I have something much more exciting in mind." She raised her eyebrows expectantly. "We're going to tell our parents." / In which Scorpius and Rose get married. kind-of sequel to Of Ferrets and Weasles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
skipping stones by overstreets reviews
for once, he was teaching her something. — ron/hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Evil Grins For Evil Plans by gote reviews
Katie would swear on her sanity that she doesn't want to join her team mates for a game of truth or dare. Too bad that too is up for debate. Implied Katie/Oliver. Written for round three of the Fanfiction Idol Competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Katie B., Alicia S. - Complete
airhead by partlysunny reviews
"You don't get it, do you?" he asks/ Rose Weasley decides to stop thinking for a bit. For Maddie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dear Gerdy by iwant2baweasley reviews
Rose is in her 7th year at Hogwarts and is new Gerdy for Hogwarts' anonymous advice column Dear Gerdy. That coupled with her school work and changes in her relationship with Scorpius, will make this year interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,894 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Help Me, Please by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Rose is entering her Seventh Year at Hogwarts, and, just when she thought things were finally going smoothly, Scorpius Malfoy has to go and ruin it by becoming Head Boy. And that just complicated EVERYTHING. T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,515 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Wait 'Til James Hears by she was the book thief reviews
"I don't need to see my cousin and my best mate snogging, thank you very much!" Everyone's reactions to Rose and Scorpius getting together. T because of language/PDA/my paranoia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
They do remind me of a pair by KlaineGirlWantingToBeAWeasley reviews
Small one-shot, I was searching R/S pics and found one of Rose and Scorp fighting, while Albus is in the middle, and Harry is in the backround "They do remind me of someone..." xD and I though it was hilarious! So heres a FF on it! xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sunsets & You by InfinitIsh reviews
They said sunsets were magical. And in Roxanne Weasley's eyes, they always reminded her of certain things: Austin Cadwell, poems and the best kiss ever. Roxanne/OC, written for watching stiricide's NextGen - The S U N S E T S Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Roxanne W., OC - Complete
The Age Old Question by sydneysages reviews
Because every fifteen year old needs someone to ask what to do: and for Teddy, that's Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by greenconverses reviews
If Rick Riordan had written seven more pages... Percy/Annabeth, post-Son of Neptune. Spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Twins by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Hermione, Ron, and Rose have a family outing in Diagon Alley a few months before Hugo is born. Seems nice, right? Heh. First Place in Fourmille d'idees Comical Quote Couple Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Kids These Days! by Fall7TimesStandUp8 reviews
"Just remember. I want great-grandchildren." Narcissa said "What?" Rose asked confused "Kids these days!" Rose and Scorpius are a little embarrassed when Grandmother Malfoy reminds Rose that she wants great-grandchildren. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Mysterious Illness Indeed by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
Ignore this, please. I think I was 13 when I wrote it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Next Generation Finds Inter House Unity by McShnellyazz reviews
A shy Gryffindor. A popular Hufflepuff. A party animal Ravenclaw. A Muggle-loving Slytherin. Follow Rose Weasley, Claire MacMillan, Jenna Chang, and Molly Beckett as they fight stereotypes and discover who they truly are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Obey Your Father! by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
"Our son has deliberately disobeyed me!" Lucius spat out the words. "And how is that?" She asked. "He..." Lucius seemed to not want to finish the sentence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
25 Words by one.twilight.sun reviews
I got 25 random prompts from a friend and this is the result. It's all different genres from romance to humor to angst and includes all sorts of characters from HP. Knock yourself out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Wonderful Day by s i l v e r a u r o r a reviews
Or, the one time that Severus actually has a day that he enjoys where Harry Potter doesn't irritate him - SeverusOC, please read and review! AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
A Letter a Day: George and Angelina by j1ack reviews
Angelina had to go away, so the couple writes each other a letter a day. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Dear Ferret by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Have I mentioned that I hate you? I hate you because I have feelings for you but I would never act on them because you would only play me too. /RoseScorpius. Letter!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Zefron, Gayness, and Voldy! by DeathlyHallowsProductionz reviews
We were tired and bored so don't blame us. Draco makes out with Voldy's Zefron poster, and Dumbledore is gay! Youll hear a lot of "I'm gay!" Let's just say, Cho and ginny and voldy fight over harry. Rated T for LOTS OF SWEARING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - OC - Complete
Random Secrets by LostThings reviews
This is just a funny random day in The forest...Secrets will be told...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Coloring With Crayons by keeptheotherone reviews
Rose didn't know she wasn't supposed to color on the desk. Honest, she didn't know! Second Place in the Childhood Memory Competition by selenehekate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Rose W. - Complete
Ron's Gone Bonkers! by saturnspell reviews
Ron's decided to clean up the flat for some reason hint, hint and Harry's been drafted to help. Light, fluffy and hopefully a bit funny. Two more chapters added to finish it up. Leads to the proposal. Well just read it. Very fluffy..Ron/Hermione, Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Measured in Summertime by lydiamaartin reviews
Summer in France means long, languid days and bright, breezy nights and falling in love with Astoria Greengrass. - DracoAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Ferret Love by MarigoldStevens reviews
So, in short, Ron's hero was actually the Devil's soul-mate or snogging partner. Ron supposed they were roughly the same thing . DM/AG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
What I Meant To Say by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Despite being best friends for years, Scorpius and Rose argue constantly. Scorpius is finally fed up of apologising for all his mistakes, especially because 'sorry' is not what he's been dying to tell her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Just A Regular Night by clearblueskies reviews
Just a regular school night with the Golden Trio, the future saviors of the world. : Including an annoying Harry, and the regular old Ron-Hermione scenario filled with sexual tension and AWKWARDNESS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Peanut Butter by clearblueskies reviews
In which Rose Weasley sits in the kitchens, and contemplates peanut butter and Scorpius Malfoy. What happens when said boy walks in?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cherry Lips by folie a plusieurs reviews
And now, all you want is a taste of those cherry coloured lips. -HugoOC. Freeverse, for Mittens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hugo W., OC - Complete
Dive In by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
ScoRose OneShot - "I am not going to kiss you, Scorpius, because I am almost certain that you are just pulling my leg." Just one of my many ideas about how they could have gotten together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
One of the Boys by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Based loosely on Katy Perry's 'One of the Boys'. Rose and Scorpius are best friends, but she's fed up of being seen as simply one of his mates. What happens when she becomes more girly - will he finally notice her, or has he all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dumbledore and Gandalf by heading for a huge collision reviews
Gandalf and Dumbledore have a secret relationship! Harry finds out, and who knows what will happen next! Enjoy! I
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Albus D., Gandalf
Heaven Cry by CrimsonAngel22 reviews
Albus sees a young girl dancing one day and he's smitten. When he gets to know her, there's a lot more than he expected. Can Albus handle it? Albus/OC and Hugo/OC at one point. Better than it seems, please give it a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Albus S. P., OC
Password by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
There wasn't a password to train compartments on the Hogwarts Express until Rose decided to make one up. Scorpius/Rose oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Ring Of Roses by Everafterjunkie reviews
Scorpius wanted it to be the perfect gesture to show how much her just how much her friendship meant to him, not the perfect proposal to the girl he'd only ever seen as a friend. Perhaps some drunk Muggles can change his mind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Friday 13th by SepticMind reviews
that date means bad luck to most people, but someone may be benefiting from that in ways she hadn't dreamt of.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,894 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Child's Play by samdeco reviews
Percy and Audrey's work-free, fun-filled, no-stress, let's-act-like-kids-again Friday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Her Eyes (OLD) by WrittenAnonymous reviews
She shoved me against the wall, her hands grasping desperately at my shirt. "Rose," I said hoarsely, "we can't...I won't do this to you-" But it was too late; her lips crushed to mine and my words were cut off. It took me a moment to react. But I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Reawakening by BellaRei713 reviews
"He smiled at her brightly, appreciating her in this moment more than he had ever appreciated most anyone." A little one-shot between Harry and Ginny shortly after the War that I wrote on a whim. T for mild sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley presents: Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret, AKA Scorpius Malfoy, from A to Z with special commentary by the amazing Rose Weasley herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Through Glass by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Scorpius has been drifting through life for the past few years, until one evening he sees Rose again, through the glass of a shop window. Maybe it's just the wake up call he needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Surprise by Sly as a Fawkes reviews
Draco is really not used to being surprised... and yet that seems to be Astoria's speciality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Nine Prompts for George and Angelina by I just want food reviews
Nine things about George and Angelina's involvement in it and his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Heated by LostGetFound reviews
A very very cliché Rose/Scorpius fic. Rose and Scorp get into an argument that inevitably leads to snogging. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Broom Cupboards: They're Fun! by I just want food reviews
Scorpius consulted his father on how to confess to one Rose Weasley. This is the story of how Draco confessed to his Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Marriage by Bittersweet x reviews
Mother and son discuss marriage. Humor. I have no idea where this came from.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Molly W., Fred W.
An Icy Winter in Hell by MickiTheMouse reviews
I,am Astoria Greengrass. Disowned, and all for creating Hell. He, is a sarcastic, great prat of a bloke. And I swear, it'll be a white winter in Hell before I give him the time of day. But, did you hear? The Devil was iceskating to work. -BACK-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Those Words That Changed Everything by gooseberrie reviews
Three words. Just three little words. But they changed everything. George/Angelina. For a prompt at Hogwarts Online.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Opposite Of Unengaged by nanodo reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort, all finally feels right. MW/AW RW/HG GFW/AJ Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/18/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Almost Like Real Magic by Bedelia reviews
The first time they met, she flirted with his brother. The second time, she didn't even remember his name. Hardly a promising start, but by the time of their third encounter, Percy knew that Audrey was the woman he was going to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Just Fine by abba2zabba15 reviews
George/Angelina. The week after Fred's funeral. George has been avoiding the family for a week, and they are giving him the space he thinks he needs. Angelina won't let him drown himself in grief. One-shot post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
It's Real For Us by over-rehearsed reviews
A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sticky One by Moonprincess92 reviews
Scorpius hasn't said one word to Rose Weasley in two months. It's no wonder she can't stand him! And today, it's about to get very sticky … Rose/Scorpius, missing moment from GIR, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Seventh Year Itch by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
"You see him approaching and the scene around you blurs, lost in the pure joy of you and Ron together again." When Hermione goes back to Hogwarts for her Seventh Year, she and Ron learn to cope with being apart. R/Hr. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Remarkable Talent For Self Preservation by Alice Starling reviews
Draco Malfoy wishes to off himself; unfortunately, Astoria is not interested in assisted suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Rain by Bittersweet x reviews
Rain can be interpreted in two ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Of Pints and Pigtails by SingularityStar reviews
She just needed a job to pay the bills until she could figure out what she really wanted to do with her life. But somehow, she had gotten stuck. Somehow sweet, shy little Hannah Abbott with her blonde pigtails had grown up into a barmaid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
What are you Living For? by Wazzy Wazlib reviews
"I might be a 'lifeless shell' now, Angelina, but I'm not deaf. You won't sodding shut up." George/Angelina ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Polyjuice, Memory Charms, and More by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is a compilation of all of my one-shots. Most of them are sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,596 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Dolce far niente by OtterAndTerrier reviews
[COMPLETE] The couple's first holiday away with the Grangers wasn't meant to start neatly. Was it too much pressure for Ron? Mild adult situations suggested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wizards Only, Witches Forbidden by aej325 reviews
Rose/Scorp: Rose Weasley is tired of the overprotective men in her life..."Malfoy! Get your bloody hands off my daughter!"...but that doesn't mean she's stopped loving them. - R&R? Thanks ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
All Men are Idiots to a Degree by Wazzy Wazlib reviews
Apparently, it is hereditary for brilliant Granger women to fall for idiots. Rose asks Hermione why she married Ron, and in return, Hermione asks Rose which idiot she's fallen for. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Rose W.
What are you DOING, woman? by Wazzy Wazlib reviews
Sometimes Percy thinks his wife is mental, what with her crazy mood swings, occasional acts of violence, and obsessive cleaning. It takes a talk with his father to realize that this "Pregnancy Thing" is worth it in the end. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
What would Professor Trelawney say? by clearblueskies reviews
Drabble. Harry has a horrific dream... But its not like his dream will come true, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Finally, His Mother by DukeBrymin reviews
Molly considers Harry's role in Ginny's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Sparks Fly by Brina711 reviews
An unlikely friendship in school. Years apart and they finally meet again. Has Scorpius finally ruined everything he and Rose had tried to deny? M for events that happen later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
That Wasn't the Question, George Weasley by dork-with-glasses reviews
It doesn't matter. I'm not going out to go out with you, Angelina." He said as he turned around and walked away from Fred's grave, from Angelina. "That wasn't the question, George Weasley." She snapped as she stared at the back of George's red hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Serpent Subdued by frozenpixie reviews
If in doubt, just wing it. Astoria/Draco, sort of sequel to Taming the Serpent or a stand-alone piece of fluff, banter and slight oddness on their wedding day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Midwinter's Day by kittykatloren reviews
"You have to kiss someone on Midwinter, else you'll have bad luck for the whole next season." Daine/Numair oneshot. Happy Holidays!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Hot Drinks at the Kitchen Table by Moonprincess92 reviews
Various Weasley's meet for a hot drink in the middle of the night, following the first few months after the war. :WeasleyFRIENDship includes RHr HG and others postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
But that is brilliant! by LouphiaTheHobbit reviews
Merlin, Angelina what is wrong?" George asked, almost angry. "I..." - sob. "Angelina, calm down." She stopped staring at her plate... not as dramatic as it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
A Very Long Engagement by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
Sequel to Aftermath. It's been a year since our favorite couple got together and George is ready to take their relationship to the next level. Too bad all of his friends and family keep getting in the way. George/Angelina and other character romances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,443 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Bring Your Kid to Work Day by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Draco Malfoy always was curious why Scorpius always wanted to go with him. Scorpius has his reasons. Miss Weasley is one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Stupid Draco Malfoy by theebrunettebeauty reviews
A one-shot about Draco/Astoria's first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Surprised Husbands and 3 Birth Announcements by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Draco, Ron, and Harry all find out some interesting news from their wives. Three parts. Part three up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
When the Storms Brew by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Astoria Greengrass finds an unexpected person late one stormy night. Who is it? One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Our Love was Never Guaranteed But it Didn't Matter by Chocolate Chip Cookie and Milk reviews
Draco and Astoria had a arranged marriage. But that doesn't mean they didn't love each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
20 Things I, James, Swear Not to Do to My Mates by aej325 reviews
ScorpRose. R&R? Thanks! COMPLETE: James gets into some trouble with Rosie, so he writes her a letter - and a list - with the unknowing help of his other best mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
20 Things NOT to Do to a Pregnant Asteria Malfoy by aej325 reviews
Draco makes a list of what not-to-do when his wife is preggers: 20 Do NOT let her find this list...if she does - and the bloody damned woman will - be prepared to waver all rights to naming the first child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Inhibitions by kittykatloren reviews
Her eyes sparkled like the stars above them, making her look far older than her years. For a second, Numair couldn't resist her; her proximity, the feel of her in his arms, her beauty in the moonlight. Daine/Numair oneshot; rating for safety.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Sunny Days by kittykatloren reviews
Only one person was outside in the sun. She darted across the palace gardens, her tunic and breeches cut short for the season, and her wild brown hair flying out behind her. Daine/Numair oneshot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
For Longer Than Forever by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
When Harry and Hermione, Head Boy and Girl, schedule a Halloween Ball for the 7th Years, what will happen with Hermione and Ron? I think you can guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse of the Albino Peacock by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
One-shot. "That peacock is staring at me." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is. And it's making plans to kill me in my sleep." Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2009 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
But Why? by romance-addict44 reviews
Daine wants Miri to wear a dress for her birthday. Evin barges in.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
double sided by the sublime mime reviews
--Ten brief looks into George and Angelina Weasley, from their children to cider--At one point it was a rarity to find a Weasley without red hair...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Ghost of a Laugh by OtterAndTerrier reviews
[COMPLETE] Remembering Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Fred W. - Complete
A MidAutumn Evening Jinx by OtterAndTerrier reviews
[COMPLETE] A tent, a would-be romantic dinner and too many people to spoil it. Written as a play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
But for the Asking by FinnFiona reviews
Who’d have thought George Weasley would have such a rough go of it with a lousy marriage proposal? Certainly not him. He seeks out a whole slew of advice—which hardly seems to help, until… George/Angelina and a touch of nearly everyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Ways I Hate You by rileyluvr13 reviews
Scorpius bets that for every one thing Rose hates about him, he can name two. But everyone knows that love can be mistaken for hate. .:Oneshot - RoseScorpius:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
First Lesson by cuthalion reviews
A very short and very spontaneous glimpse at the first night Harry Potter shares with his brand new wife. Slightly adult, and not entirely serious...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not As Our Fathers Would Do by zipple reviews
Just your typical love against the odds story. Well, maybe not so typical. Scorpius and Rose fanfiction. Ah... young love and ancient evil. Rated for violence. FYI: Rosie is a nickname. She's 'Rosie' with her classmates, 'Rose' with her adult family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,066 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
An Unhealthy Fixation With Aurors by Oynnej reviews
Lily's boss at the Daily Prophet decides she's developed an unhealthy fixation with Aurors so he sets her the task of covering Gilderoy Lockheart's book release instead. But it seems someone has taught Lily how to smell a rat anywhere she goes. LilyxJames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,828 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
2000 Miles by Monkeys-Are-Dangerous-Reptiles reviews
When Harry and Ginny finally fall in love, they are once again ripped apart by Voldemort and his Death Eaters. After the war Ginny is determined not to lose her love. HG with a side ordering of RHr. (All Chaps formatted) (COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,940 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The RH Fluff Addict Strikes Again by ColourInfinity reviews
Fluff fluffity fluffers, fluff fluffums fluffity fluff. Yep, it's RH fluff! When Ron and Hermione get into another row, Harry and Ginny decide to act as the catalyst to create the proper reaction. You know what that means, right? :D Plz R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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In Which Draco and Astoria Make a Fluffy Alphabet reviews
THIS IS A FANFICTION. AND STUFF. READ THE TITLE FOR MORE INFO. ITS FOR THE ALPHABET SOUP CHALLENGE ON HPFC. YAY! WARNING: EXTREME FLUFFYNESS AND OVER USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS IN THE A/Ns MAY OCCUR. a little angst, humor, romance, and hopefully fluff or else the title wouldn't make sense
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M.
Dealing With Whispers reviews
Dominique and her girlfriend walk the halls of Hogwarts, dealing with the rumors and jeers that circulate about their now not-so-secret relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Dominique W., OC - Complete
Chocolate At An Early Hour reviews
Tonks wakes up to find that beside her, the bed is cold. Remus usually is there. It is one in the morning. What on earth could he be up to? Eated T because I'll let you make your own assumptions about what goes on in the bedroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/26/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Party reviews
Rose and Scorpius arrive at a ministry function. Well written, if I do say so myself... at least, I think it's my best story so far! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSIE, TATOE, AND ALEX
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Darkness and Shadows reviews
A Lily II Centric fic about darkness, baisically. It's pretty angsty and can be interpreted in many ways. It has three sections, and no happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Lies reviews
This story is based off of the quote "We don't have enemies, we have best friends who want to kill us". Requested and dedicated to Weasley-girl-who-rocks. Because she rocks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Pictures reviews
Scorpius takes pictures of Rose on their wedding day. She gets mad. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISHIE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Us Against The World reviews
THIS IS A SCORROSIAN POEM OF AWESOMENESS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Breaks reviews
a drabble about heart breaks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Of Pink and Marshmallows reviews
This frickin' awesome story is scorrose and T rated for cursing Domi! You naughty girl, cursing in french AND english! tut tut tut. Prompted from the Lush Challenge on The RoseScorpius Fans Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Taylor Swift? reviews
Scorpius and Rose have an argument. About Taylor Swift. Yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
First Times reviews
Four Percy/Audrey Stories of their first times, including: First kiss, First "meet the parents", First time Percy was distracted from work oh, goody! , and First time walking down the aisle. rated T for allusions to sex and Audrey's potty mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Ticklish? reviews
Follow Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy in his quest to find Rose's elusive tickle spot. Will he succeed? Or will he fail epically? And once he finds her tickle spot, will he be able to avoid being tickled himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Question reviews
James Sirius Potter is about to ask his girlfriend, Aithne, a very very important question, but the real question is... how will she respond? rated T because of the used of a curse word
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - James S. P., OC - Complete
A New Years Game of Truth or Dare reviews
Rose is going over to the Burrow for a gathering of Weasleys and friends on New Years Eve. What will happen, and what situations with the cousins get themselves into? It all startes with Truth or Dare, but ends with a countdown. cheesy summary, i know..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Assumptions reviews
A Next-Gen-Centric fic that was because of participation in Lost In The Lies's Ten to One challenge. I am actually quite proud of it! Please take the time to Read and Review! Genres from Angst to Humor and everything in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012
My Angel reviews
WARNING: Contains Fluff and attempted Humor! George writes a letter to his wife, Angelina Weasley née Johnson. Unexpected twist at the end of said letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Why Scorpius Decided to Punch a Boy In The Nose reviews
Scorpius punches someone -quite stupidly, I might add- and breaks said someone's nose. along with his finger. - Rose's PoV. Just a wittle oneshot! yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Silence reviews
Just a normal day in the weasley household. And by that, we mean not normal at all. So, what drama will happen today, eh? HarryGinny plus a bit of AngieGeorgie and HermioneRon. All good fun. Humor, Drama, Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rose reviews
The fic you've all been waiting for has been published! JK! Unless you have been waiting for a fic about Rose&Scorpius's breakup. It starts with Rose mulling over Scorpius, but how will it end? Will Rose get the courage to return? And how will he take it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Femme Fatales and the Chaos of Christmas reviews
It is Harry and Ginny's first christmas as a married couple and Harry wants to spend it with their family, but Ginny has other plans... rated M for mentions of sex!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Surprise Sorting reviews
Ray Kelly is an eleven year old witch. She is nervous. She is about to be sorted... What house will she be in? Gasp! A surprising story about pre-sorting jitters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - OC - Complete
I love you, Scorpius reviews
Rose is crazy and blind. She doesn't remember Scorpius. He reflects on the past and what he could have done to stop it. But, surprise, everything is not as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete