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"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."

Realist. Metalhead. Feminist. Minimalist. Reader. Tumblrholic. Hardcore Dramione & Feltson Shipper.

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I Want You To Want Me will NOT be updated or continued. I have grown to resent the fandom (among other things), which will just ruin The Perisher's fanfic for all of us (myself included). Sorry for the inconvenience :/


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Disasterology by provocative envy reviews
IN-PROGRESS: She wakes up at exactly midnight on the eve of her nineteenth birthday; she screams. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 5h - Published: 11/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Two Can Play by Craft Rose reviews
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,815 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/22 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Power and Control by thewanderers'wanderingdaughter reviews
Few people are born within power. Some people are given it. Most have to fight for it. This is a darker retelling of Umbridge's reign at Hogwarts and how it came to an end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,946 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Punch Drunk by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Dark Water and Dying Eyebrights by Bex-chan reviews
One of them is desperately trying to remember their past while the other is forever trying to escape theirs. It's seven years after the war and Draco has managed to avoid almost everyone from Hogwarts, living a lonely life on a small island, far away from the wizarding community. But a familiar face in a cafe window capsizes his world into chaos. Dramione. EWE. Memory fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,027 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Heat by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
An unfortunate potions mishap leads to more fortunate results. Dramione. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Fine Institution by Colubrina reviews
When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse: it could have been Ron. What? Not funny? Sigh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/24 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Knowing You by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
A dwindling magical population, a community divided, one panicked Ministry, and a forced marriage law that swears it has paired citizens with their most suitable match. What do you do when your spouse is your most loathed compatriot? Well you date them, of course. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts/War, EWE format. Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 256,588 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Overdose by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: The year he turned thirteen, he picked up a kitchen knife and fell in love. He relished the stinging caress of polished steel as it sliced through flesh that wasn't his own—he watched blood trickle and smear, dribble and crust, and he thought it was beautiful. He was enthralled. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Portrait of Inequality by wujy reviews
Hermione, a social worker in the United States, meets Draco, a museum curator one evening in a chance encounter. Flags: Muggle!AU, American!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Molly W. - Complete
Youth in Retrospect by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: She's buying a box of condoms when she meets him. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, until she realizes his true identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eyelashes by Craft Rose reviews
Rose is forced to tutor the bane of her existence, Scorpius Malfoy, unbeknownst to the fact that he has other things in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.]
Fanning the Flames by Tarie reviews
Sometimes Hell is what you make of it. (Draco/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Consequences by camnz reviews
Hermione is acting funny, watching Malfoy during class and during dinner, and Ginny is urging Harry to do something. Surely Hermione couldn't be under the influence of a spell or a potion; she wasn't acting completely stupid, but then maybe she was too smart to show something like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,474 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
She Drives Me Crazy (Like No One Else) by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bloody Granger by Inamioly reviews
Draco Malfoy's weakness, much to his dismay, was none other than one Hermione Granger. He cringed, inwardly and openly, every time it dawned on him: he was physically and mentally unable to harm the annoying, irritating, maddening little witch, no matter how hard he tried. And he had tried. Very, very hard
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Most Definitely Not by Meandrina reviews
At the end of a regular Transfiguration lesson, things take a very dramatic turn. One-shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11948 - Favs: 12,228 - Follows: 10,305 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Harmonic Friction reviews
It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Arrows amour by artemisgirl reviews
Professor Delacour's brilliant plan for Valentine's Day has an unexpected result for Draco Malfoy: a besotted Hermione following him around like a puppy. Short piece of fun Dramione fluff in time for the holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Melting Stars by attica reviews
It's the holidays and Hermione Granger, usually not much of a drinker, stocks up her liquor cabinet. Draco Malfoy uncharacteristically makes a grand gesture. And someone falls off a roof. Written for DHr Advent 2013. Inspired by Bridget Jones's Diary. One-shot. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Books Written for Girls by attica reviews
He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Extreme Quidditch by artemisgirl reviews
"Isn't it obvious, Malfoy? If everyone's desperately craving excitement because everything's been boring and mundane..." She leaned closer, lowering her voice, and Draco held his breath. "...then we'll give them something extreme."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Spring's Chosen by artemisgirl reviews
A golden unicorn appearing on the Malfoy grounds sends the Manor into a flurry of activity, to the confusion of one Draco Malfoy. It's just a unicorn that happens to be gold - isn't it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mistake by GraeLiars reviews
"Rose Weasley did many stupid things. Scorpius Malfoy was the latest." Scorose oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Slowly Toward Desire by phlox reviews
Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn't a clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cravings by swishandflickwit reviews
"–and on the slight chance we survive this and come out very much alive but wretched, I think we should go have that apple pie." We? she thought, since when were they a we? Since when did Malfoy become such an integral part of her night? Urgh, she groaned, it didn't matter. She just wanted to eat her damn cake! Hermione tries to satisfy her craving. Success? In more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Hands by Bex-chan reviews
"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Colouring Hearts by Recipe reviews
Stopping short of leaving the alleyway, Tom asks, "Have you ever had a Butterbeer?" She has. "No," she says instead. GWTR - a rather different time travel novella. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Princesses, Frogs and Snakes by LoveBugOC reviews
[She was never a princess and so, realistically, it was silly of her to expect a handsome prince to sweep her off her feet. Perhaps she was never supposed to find a prince. Perhaps it was always about the frog – or in this particular case, the snake.] Eventual Dramione. Two-parter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Owl Post by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'OWL POST'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prejudice and Pride by bballgirl32 reviews
Arrogance and bigotry can be well-founded, but perhaps that is when it is most important to fight through prejudices. Sometimes choices have to be made, even if they go against everything that you stand for. TomxGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 170,891 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Sense of Endless Possibility by ThornedHuntress reviews
Hermione Granger's life has fallen into a predictable, mundane pattern. Is her malcontent enough to force her into the company of her childhood enemy? Draco Malfoy thinks it is, and he's going to make it happen. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 199 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Six Types of Reviewers by MizSphinx reviews
The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Because of the Chestnuts and Cherry Stains by Bex-chan reviews
With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar Quills by Read Me And Weep reviews
'"You're so sensitive, Granger." He grinned into her neck. "It's…oh…all the…ah…the sugar…" she said in between gasps as he began to trail kisses from her ear to her collarbone. He moved his face so that it was level with hers."Sure it is," he smirked.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing Hermione Granger by aviddaydreamer reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy kissed Hermione Granger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master Plan by Lucifer's Garden reviews
His methods may be extreme, but you've got to hand it to Scorpius - he certainly knows how to get a girl's attention. Scorpius/Rose two-shot, T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Give Him Hell, Peeves by LadyFateContemplatingDisaster reviews
"Give him hell from me, Peeves," ordered George. "I don't care how you do it, but he deserves it for cheating on Hermione." These orders are what gave Peeves the incentive to lock Granger and Malfoy in a broom closet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Library Notes by MizSphinx reviews
Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Whole Truth by aviddaydreamer reviews
Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Are Who We Are by Lostliveson4eva reviews
Short four line poems about each character. Some old, some new, and some we just never got to learn very much about.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Wardrobe, A Malfunction by Ceres Vesta reviews
The morning after did not go exactly as they planned. DM/HG One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by petitesorciere reviews
A spell gone awry has serious consequences for the distance that Draco and Hermione seek to keep between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,825 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deja Vu by Flaignhan reviews
Eventually, after much tossing and turning and adjustment of her pillows, she fell asleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken: The Epilogue by inadaze22 reviews
It's the separate epilogue to my epic story, Broken. I kept the ratings the same
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parallels by Lucifer's Garden reviews
Merlin, all he wants is just to be good enough for her, just for now, even if only for a minute in space and time. Rose/Scorpius one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Adrenaline Rush by Lucifer's Garden reviews
"Speechless," he went on, suddenly looking entranced by her lips. "You're making this too easy, Rose." One-shot, R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
By The Duckpond by Rizzle reviews
Draco and Hermione enjoy a quiet interlude and some big news is relayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Approach by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Days In April by inadaze22 reviews
They were still the same people with the same problems on either side of a bathroom door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4979 - Favs: 5,890 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Missing Chapter by Josephinee reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ceiling Tiles by inadaze22 reviews
Seventy-seven tiles comprise the ceiling; perfect squares that stretch from all four walls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Lover's Conflict by PeterPanxXxLove reviews
Poem written about Draco and Hermione. Inspired a bit by AkashatheKitty's Silencio. Amazing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Down by Lucifer's Garden reviews
“You know, Malfoy, if you keep staring at me like that I’m going to start suspecting that you invited me up here for more than a friendly drink.” Scorpius/Rose one shot, T for minor adult themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
It Began With A Muggle Contraption by Emerald-Kisses reviews
It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alcohol by Flaignhan reviews
Office Christmas parties are often better best forgotten. DracoHermione This isn't as seasonal as it sounds by the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Colourful Plastic by Flaignhan reviews
The point? Torture. And a big fat feeling of smugness once you've completed it. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Casual by SomethingBlue42 reviews
“Don’t you understand? You throw the words out like you’re ordering pumpkin juice or asking if the post has come.” She stared at him earnestly tears brimming her eyes as he crossed his arms over his chest and looked away. “Love is not casual Draco!”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Miss Me Always by SomethingBlue42 reviews
“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Like A Heat Wave by DracoDew17 reviews
There's a heat wave at Hogwarts and Hermione is in search of relief.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar and Stress by elenorlaura reviews
Draco POV. Spoilers through DH. An experiment in addressing the theme of bigotry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret Snog Spot by Hanako A reviews
Tis a truth universally acknowledged that any secret couple in possession of an abundance of overly inquisitive friends must be in want of a hiding place to call their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coffee Mornings by Flaignhan reviews
All she wanted was coffee. He'd risk anything for shortbread. [Dramione oneshot. No spoilers for DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Hermione Granger by DracoDew17 reviews
There's something strange going on around Hogwarts and Hermione is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Swedish Thing by DracoDew17 reviews
Hermione wakes up in the hospital having no recollection of the previous five months. What happened to her and why can't she remember?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to be Dead by attica reviews
“But you do,” his face breaking into a brilliant smile, summoning little jackhammers upon her heart, as if he was pleased and delighted with this piece of terrible news. “You do fancy me. Dear Merlin, Hermione Granger, you’re in love with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
An Unfit Son by Lucifer's Garden reviews
In a crowd of hundreds, Hermione is the only one who sees Draco perform a single act of defiance against his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pirate's Princess by silveris reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Sounds cliche, but that's how Hermione sees it as she wanders the night as Jane, Draco Malfoy's woman. [DMHG Ficexchange Hot Summer Nights entry, NC17, DHr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Numbers by NoMittens reviews
“Numbers matter, and just because you can’t do them, doesn’t make them idiotic.”DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Merlin's Embrace by Vashka reviews
By a strange twist of fate, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are induced to work together to find a legendary treasure. Will they succeed, even as they are being pursued by Hermione’s evil partner? WINNER of Best Action/Adventure at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Picket Fence by Lucifer's Garden reviews
Hermione knows that there only a few promises Draco can keep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Musings of an Affair by DracoDew17 reviews
It's time for the Ministry's annual Christmas Ball and two people in attendance are engaged in an affair, which they reflect upon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfeel by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: How a young man's guilt drove him towards madness, and ultimately how he was saved from it. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 265 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mud What? by DracoDew17 reviews
Draco, Hermione, and some mud. "Unresolved sexual tension. Those two have it in spades."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Draco M., Draco M.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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