Skippy1
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Joined 02-21-03, id: 346277
Author has written 13 stories for Les Miserables, Parodies and Spoofs, 1984, Lizzie McGuire, 7th Heaven, Harry Potter, and Princess Bride.
I'm a 14 year old girl who lives in Texas. Yee-haw.

Now, I suppose this is where I am supposed to blab about myself and my accomplishments and how interesting I am. Oh boy.

Well, my two life ambitions are to be a pirate and to learn to play the bagpipes. Yep, I want be a bagpipe playing pirate. That'd be cool. My two heros are Captain Jack Sparrow and Vizzini from the Princess Bride *puts hand on heart*. May he rest in piece. Hm, what else? I really like bagels and cream cheese, but never in the mornings. I like all school subjects except science, but some more than others. I think that the ban on gay marriage is totally unconstitutional. Don't get me started on that issue. I could write a killer essay on it. I'm a red belt in karate. Hi-ya. I heart the musical theatre, but I cannot sing, dance, or act. I'm learning to speak French. J'aime regarder la tele. Oui, je suis un gros vache. My favorite TV show is Judging Amy. Lily needs to come back now that Heather's pregnant! I believe A Very Brady Sequel is the funniest movie EVER! Life is Beautiful is the best all-around movie, though. Comedy, drama, romance, historical...

Enough of this. I need to finish my English project.

AIM screenname: LorddelaPenguin

If you're curious about my email, let it be known I've never been drunk before, but sometimes I act like it. Yeah.

Another little note, yay!: If you review something of mine, don't be afraid to criticize. I'd like to know what I am doing wrong (or right) and how I can improve as a writer.

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Sunglasses by Anakin McFly reviews
It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
Walking Along Memory Lane by just-leaves reviews
Draco is involved in a terrible accident and falls into a coma. A few years later, he wakes up with amnesia. Plagued by dreams of a certain brunette, whom everyone by now thinks is a widow, he decides to get on with his life in search for his identity.DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,623 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Road to Godric's Hollow by Mirie reviews
On one rainy summer's night, a prophecy was made. A prophecy about the rise of a hero and the fall of the Dark Lord. A prophecy that was bound to change all of their lives. This chronicles the events from June, 1980 to November, 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Back to the Start by She's a Star reviews
As his final encounter with Lord Voldemort grows nearer, Harry begins to examine his relationships with the people he loves and the fact that their lives depend upon his actions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Harry P.
Ridiculously, Ridiculously Good Looking by Kant Newton reviews
The Amish Camdens try to accept that Lucy is a mime, and everyone gives Mary love advice. WARNING: this will not in any universe make sense.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2003
La Blonde by Adrianna reviews
The story of Fantine's life, my first fic so be nice! : ) *COMPLETE!!!*
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Complete
Put Your Affairs in Order by KayKayeLLe reviews
Mary comes back home, but she is keeping something from her family. Will the Camdens be able to get it out of her and help her through the toughest time of her life? Happens in place of episodes Broken and Prodigal from Season 6
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Complete
Today I Watched Draco Malfoy Die by misfyt reviews
After attaking the school using dark magic, Draco is murdered by a group of Gryffendors. Harry offers his strong opinions on the matter. It's kind of different, but I like it a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Hopeful Dawn reviews
A group of escaped convicts invade Glenoak and show no mercy. Note the horror genre. You have been warned.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004
Forbidden Destiny reviews
One-Shot. Ginny's mind wanders to Draco during the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Never Again reviews
Post Hogwarts one-shot. Harry walks home one night and discovers the Dark Mark above his house. Not for people who like happy endings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Whatever it Takes reviews
Takes place two years after the trio graduated. What happens when Draco Malfoy shows up half-dead in front of 12 Grimmauld Place?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Torn reviews
Westley takes a journey to rediscover his past. Slash, but nothing too graphic.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2003
Life and Death reviews
Just another season 7 continuation. Original title, I know. Spoiler free. COMPLETE, finally!
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Complete
Bald Heads and Dorky Glasses reviews
My first fanfiction I wrote like a year ago. It's um, silly, stupid, and senseless, but it amused me very much. If you hate Harry, you'll probably like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Ron W.
Tickling and Pillow Bashing reviews
What happens when I have too much caffeine. Lucy is pregnant, but not a S7 continuation. Badly characterized and very silly, but extremely fun to write.
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2003
The Love Septagon reviews
Marius's in love with Cosette, who's in love with Javert, who's in love with Valjean, who's in love with Eponine, who's in love with Enjolras, who's in love with his vest. Need I say more? *Ch. 1 reuploaded due to brevity and abrupt ending*
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2003
Betrayal reviews
What will Lizzie do to get the man she wants? How far will she go? Will she even.... kill?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003
Blonde on the Barricade reviews
A frustrated Enjolras has to deal with whiney students, a blonde Cosette, his mother, and a suicidal Eponine on the barricade...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
He DOES exist! reviews
The result of extreme boredorm. Winston meets Big Brother and other such insanity.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2003
The Sorcerer of Poz reviews
A parody of The Wizard of Oz. Darcy Hale is lost in a magic world with his cat Zozo! Can he follow the purple dirt road and make it back to his home???
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/22/2003