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Joined 11-25-11, id: 3462980, Profile Updated: 07-10-12
Author has written 6 stories for Yin Yang Yo, Lilo & Stitch, Sonic the Hedgehog, Misc. Tv Shows, and Animaniacs.

If you hate child abuse, PLEASE post this ballad in your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!! (What's the point of hurting innocent children?)

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?

It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, KittyKat835, DethRose, Ying-Fa-Dono, My Purple Skies, SideshowJazz1, zackman1996

What some peeps and celebs think of me:

Yakko: Well...he's just plain weird...I heard he stuffed a carp down some guy's shorts.

Me: Well Who puts lunch meat down their pants and then sings about it? Don't talk smart asshat.

Wakko: He's fun. Especially in the bedroom...

Me: I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT JOKE YOU DUMBSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GAY YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wakko: Sorry...He's a LOT like me. We both like music, we both LOVE cars, especially high0end and muscle cars, and we both have a LOT of the same mannerisms

Dot: He's kinda cute. In an ugly annoying sorta way.

Me: Well you're cute, too...In an over-controlling bitch kinda way SUCK ON DAT

Punisher: You HONESTLY want ME to answer after THAT episode?

Me: CONSTIPATION MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROTCH ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

Wes Burton: He's interesting. I hope he's only here to say hello.

Me: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Trellis: He blames EVERYTHING on me. But he DOES tell good jokes

Me: Thanks I think.

Frank Gibson: He's HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: You ever hear this one? WAT WENT WONG? U WENT WONG DATS WAT WENT WONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erin Radley: He's got a nice car

Me: Bugatti Veyron GranSport

Ed: BARK BARK

Me: The hell did she just say?

Lauren Crown: He's very intelligent, but uses it for pranks and jokes.

Me: At least I own a TV and I eat frozen Pizza

Bug: ZACKS IS BEST!!!!!! HE VERY FUNNY AND VERY GOOD AT CLEANING CAR!!!!!!!!!! DOES GOOD WAX JOB TOO!!!!

Me: I aim to please dude. ESPECIALLY with cars.

Ted: Where's my bong?

Me: Ah shit he went on the bong again

Yin: He's a jerk

Me: Shut up

Yang: HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT GUNS!!!!!!!!!

Me: Wanna see a gun in Yuck's face?

Yuck: He's doesn't have an exactly CLEAN record, but he's cool.

Me: And you don't have an exactly clean FACE.

Yo: What were we talkin about again?

Me: Old fuck

Fun things to do in Wal-Mart!!!!!!

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the fuckin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 666' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the knives, ropes, hammers, and chainsaws are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Pimp look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Alcohol, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy OVAR 9,000 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the 8-Tracks.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable pedophile! Fear me! I will rape you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The British are coming!" with some David Tennant standing nearby.

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a poop on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing bricks from the garden department at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you into their bedroom."

24. Hide in a trash can and jump out when unsuspecting douchebags walk by and yell "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle 666..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

Put this on your profile if it split your sides in half XD

How to be Weird

1. Randomly laugh for no reason during lunch.

2. Scream "The little voices are TEXTING me!"

3. When on an elevator, hold your hands in the air and say "weeeeeee!"

4. Go up to someone you've never met and say "I believe in unicorns," hand them a cookie shaped like a wang, then walk away.

5. Yell at your homework when you don't understand it.

6. Argue with yourself, them make up with yourself by giving yourself a hug.

7. When you hear someone speak on the intercom in any store, scream "IT'S GOD!" Then run into the freezer.

8. Post random things on facebook that make no sense whatsoever.

9. Run around your neighborhood shouting "When I say Hillshire you say farm! Hillshire!" And keep doing it until someone answers.

10. Burst out laughing during a Saw movie.

11. Stare off into space then turn to the person next to you and say "What the fuck did you just call me?"

12. Give your mom and/or dad an angry look and scream "I love your ass!" then stomp away angrily.

13. Hum during class and when the teacher tells you to stop, scream "I'm busy working here! Sheesh!" then continue humming.

14. Go up to someone your don't know, smile, and say "I like you." Then walk away.

15. Ride your bike through the neighborhood and continuously scream "RUN! FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!" in a tourettes guy voice while listening to the Video Phone Extended Mix

16. Repost this on your wall and add your own ways to be weird!!!!! :D

17. Asspussy =3

Ok peeps back II reality here so we DON'T have to deal with shit like above XD. I'm putting all crap on hold so I can rest. I'm going to do a quick 1 shot songfic thing.

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Shadows of The Past by KaylaMicael reviews
The Warners meet a young woman who delivers shocking news about something in their past. The following events will challenge their small family more than anything they have known. Please read and review, and I own nothing!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,026 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Complete
Second Chance by Animanizanny reviews
Hey there! This is a new attempt at a fantastic story. Explanation inside:
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Yakko W.
Guidelines to Living with Animaniacs Characters by Golden Quintet reviews
A guide to living with your favorite Animaniacs Characters
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012
AATC on Facebook by Golden Quintet reviews
Join the Seville family in the magical world of facebook! Warning contains randomness, weirdness, and cookies.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012
Finding My Way by MusicGeek764 reviews
Dot's been feeling down on herself for some time. So, she leaves to find what she's good at, and finds the journey to be more than she expected.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Dot W., OC - Complete
Break Down by MusicGeek764 reviews
After a stressful day, strange things start happing to Yakko Warner. He shrugs it off as nothing, but is it?
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Yakko W. - Complete
Stack of Lies by weirdsib reviews
When going through fan mail, Dot comes across an unopened letter, and discovers it's hate mail. She becomes extremely upset by the letter's harsh words, but then she learns she's not alone. Rated T for language and because I'm paranoid
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Dot W., Wakko W. - Complete
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Van Warner's Summer Daze
You would think that after sophmore year rebels and delinquents would straighten up. Nope, not these two. Zack "Party Rock" Cann and Yakko "Van Warner" Warner have OTHER plants for Summer 2012. 1. Score a sick set of wheels and some rims. 2. Score with as many babes as possible. 3. Get pot. 4. Screw Jimmy "Jock" Mann's girlfriend behind his back. 5. Throw a toilet at the old man.
Animaniacs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,233 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Yakko W.
Yakko's Wish reviews
A re-do of a previous story due to chapter malfunction
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Yakko W. - Complete
Ridin' Toonz reviews
In 1981, Someone came across a package. They died mysteriously 3 days later. In 1999, Someone bought a Lamborghini Diablo. The car exploded less than 5 minutes of being off the lot. In 2005, Someone bought a PS2 and NFS: Carbon. They were killed by flying glass and plastic shards. In 2010, The parents of a kid went on a plane. The plane was never seen again.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Animaniacs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sonic, Yakko W.
Slogan tiein for Ridin' Toonz
One Shot LOL
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Synchronized to the radio reviews
Sync. The experiment NO ONE knew about. He's well known in Hawaii as a radio celebrity. Well...you're about to meet him. Rated T for cussing, some romance, and a LOT of violence
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - 626/Stitch
Yin Yang What? reviews
You might know a few songs and Covers by the band Whispering Crackheads? Perhaps you've driven by the lavish estate of "8-Ball" himself. Perhaps you've gotten an autograph from him. Well You mihgt wanna sit back. You're about to have a wild ride.
Yin Yang Yo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Yang, Yin