Author has written 6 stories for Yin Yang Yo, Lilo & Stitch, Sonic the Hedgehog, Misc. Tv Shows, and Animaniacs.
If you hate child abuse, PLEASE post this ballad in your profile:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!! (What's the point of hurting innocent children?)
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?
It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
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What some peeps and celebs think of me:
Yakko: Well...he's just plain weird...I heard he stuffed a carp down some guy's shorts.
Me: Well Who puts lunch meat down their pants and then sings about it? Don't talk smart asshat.
Wakko: He's fun. Especially in the bedroom...
Me: I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT JOKE YOU DUMBSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GAY YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakko: Sorry...He's a LOT like me. We both like music, we both LOVE cars, especially high0end and muscle cars, and we both have a LOT of the same mannerisms
Dot: He's kinda cute. In an ugly annoying sorta way.
Me: Well you're cute, too...In an over-controlling bitch kinda way SUCK ON DAT
Punisher: You HONESTLY want ME to answer after THAT episode?
Me: CONSTIPATION MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROTCH ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Wes Burton: He's interesting. I hope he's only here to say hello.
Me: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike Trellis: He blames EVERYTHING on me. But he DOES tell good jokes
Me: Thanks I think.
Frank Gibson: He's HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You ever hear this one? WAT WENT WONG? U WENT WONG DATS WAT WENT WONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erin Radley: He's got a nice car
Me: Bugatti Veyron GranSport
Ed: BARK BARK
Me: The hell did she just say?
Lauren Crown: He's very intelligent, but uses it for pranks and jokes.
Me: At least I own a TV and I eat frozen Pizza
Bug: ZACKS IS BEST!!!!!! HE VERY FUNNY AND VERY GOOD AT CLEANING CAR!!!!!!!!!! DOES GOOD WAX JOB TOO!!!!
Me: I aim to please dude. ESPECIALLY with cars.
Ted: Where's my bong?
Me: Ah shit he went on the bong again
Yin: He's a jerk
Me: Shut up
Yang: HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT GUNS!!!!!!!!!
Me: Wanna see a gun in Yuck's face?
Yuck: He's doesn't have an exactly CLEAN record, but he's cool.
Me: And you don't have an exactly clean FACE.
Yo: What were we talkin about again?
Me: Old fuck
Fun things to do in Wal-Mart!!!!!!
1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the fuckin' rainbow!"
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 666' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the knives, ropes, hammers, and chainsaws are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Pimp look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Alcohol, Go!"
16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"
17. Buy OVAR 9,000 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the 8-Tracks.
19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.
20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable pedophile! Fear me! I will rape you!"
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The British are coming!" with some David Tennant standing nearby.
22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a poop on lay away.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing bricks from the garden department at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you into their bedroom."
24. Hide in a trash can and jump out when unsuspecting douchebags walk by and yell "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle 666..."
26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
Put this on your profile if it split your sides in half XD
How to be Weird
1. Randomly laugh for no reason during lunch.
2. Scream "The little voices are TEXTING me!"
3. When on an elevator, hold your hands in the air and say "weeeeeee!"
4. Go up to someone you've never met and say "I believe in unicorns," hand them a cookie shaped like a wang, then walk away.
5. Yell at your homework when you don't understand it.
6. Argue with yourself, them make up with yourself by giving yourself a hug.
7. When you hear someone speak on the intercom in any store, scream "IT'S GOD!" Then run into the freezer.
8. Post random things on facebook that make no sense whatsoever.
9. Run around your neighborhood shouting "When I say Hillshire you say farm! Hillshire!" And keep doing it until someone answers.
10. Burst out laughing during a Saw movie.
11. Stare off into space then turn to the person next to you and say "What the fuck did you just call me?"
12. Give your mom and/or dad an angry look and scream "I love your ass!" then stomp away angrily.
13. Hum during class and when the teacher tells you to stop, scream "I'm busy working here! Sheesh!" then continue humming.
14. Go up to someone your don't know, smile, and say "I like you." Then walk away.
15. Ride your bike through the neighborhood and continuously scream "RUN! FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!" in a tourettes guy voice while listening to the Video Phone Extended Mix
16. Repost this on your wall and add your own ways to be weird!!!!! :D
17. Asspussy =3
Ok peeps back II reality here so we DON'T have to deal with shit like above XD. I'm putting all crap on hold so I can rest. I'm going to do a quick 1 shot songfic thing.
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