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Quote: "Sometimes, you fall in love with the person you least expect to."

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

" When it comes time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." -Tecumseh

"Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity." Christopher Morley

Those wings... I want them too.

- Zack Fair

Iroh (angrily, after tasting some tea and spitting it out): This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!

Zuko: Uncle, that's what all tea is.

Iroh: How can a member of my own family say that?!- Avatar: The Last Airbender

-If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

-If you have ever dreamed or wished that book characters were real copy and paste this in your profile.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."


This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


Try not to cry

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said Goodbye.

I'm sorry that i had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, it hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now.

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; that I'll be joining her now.

And tell my wonder full friends that they were always the best.

Mommy I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy tell my teachers that i won't show up for class.

And never forget this, O please don't let this pass,

Mommy why did it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But Mommy, it's not fair, i left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest.

But Mommy please remember I'm in Heaven, with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new.

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, i wanted to live.

But Mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

Mommy, tell Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know thats true.

And now all I need to say is "Mommy I love you."


Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.


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I, Alone by EJ Daniels reviews
Can a child, raised to believe that he is worth little more than the dirt he sleeps upon, find the courage to rise up and face his destiny or will the weight of the entire Wizarding world that rests upon his small shoulder be the final straw that breaks him? (This is a seriously abused Harry - forget canon Harry! Abuse is not overcome in a few months time)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 248,988 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Breathe Today, Tomorrow Unknown by CatAssTrophy reviews
All her life, Bulma has been a slave to Prince Vegeta. Promising herself at every birthday to be gone from his grasp, she has never been successful. With her 19th birthday approaching, will she finally get off Planet Vegeta?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,863 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta
The Phoenix Queen by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Faith is broken. Hope is lost. A fire will rise. [Sequel to The Rise of One and final installment of The Black Games trilogy]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,333 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/26/2014
Soft Storm by Lovex1 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia, an 18 year old girl, got herself in a really bad situation. And now she's working as a slave for some pink-haired bastard's Mafia? What will happen in a hell that is worse than the streets she slept in? *Inspiration from: Totally Captivated*
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,068 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
The Task by ImmortalObsession reviews
Two years ago, Dumbledore gave Hermione a mission, and the time has finally come for her to complete it. Leaving the War behind, she goes back to 1943 to tamper with the timeline and save the future. However, a certain teenage Dark Lord keeps interfering with her plans, and he's not the Dark Lord she was sent to destroy - or fall for. AU/lemons/not the average time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,196 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,147 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Sprite in the Forest by LilithiaRW reviews
When Haku first met her, be thought she was surely a faerie. She was light and she was happiness, and so impossibly bright that he was sure he would be blinded. Still he could never look away, and he only prayed that he was worthy of her attention. A short story through the years of a love which never wavered. Because Haku needs love too. Rated M for chapter 6.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 1/18 - Sakura H., Haku - Complete
Avox by storygirl1015 reviews
As a little girl, traumatized and mute, Sakura became a member of the Uchiha clan. Years later, something carnal is stirring in the men of the Uchiha. Something taboo and possessive for the strange pink-haired girl that somehow became important to them. Will their affections be what breaks Sakura, or sets her free...? AU. Dark themes. SakuxUchiha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,962 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Sakura H., Shisui U., Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Games of Chance by Avirae reviews
The ladies of Fairy Tail get together for some much needed girl time, chatting throughout the afternoon about a favored subject, their male guildmates. Little did they know, the conversation was filling the sweet, lovable Mirajane with crazy ideas. How will the group of mages fare as they face intimate situations and embarrassing positions with their male counterparts?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Gray F., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Mirajane S.
Lacrimosa by Katana Star reviews
When the Uchiha clan invades the Haruno village, they seek the daughter of the infamous Blossom Bandit in retribution for her crimes. Sakura struggles to protect her village while simultaneously trying to avoid being captured by the Uchiha. Before she knows it she is caught between the perils of society's warring caste system. Pseudo-feudal era AU. SakuraxUchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,834 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U.
Why the Caged Bird Sings by Of Healing Love reviews
Revamp of "The Kill" by Of Broken Love. Uchiha Madara is one of the most successful men in Japan. He has fame, he has power, he has money; but the one thing -person- he truly wants will never want him back. And yet he can't let her go...so the only option is to force her to be his wife. Even if she never loves him, at least she will never love anyone else, either. Explicit content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,932 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Madara U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Let's Play Cops and Robbers by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
You will never hear someone say being a part of the FBI is easy work. If they did, they'd be lying. From the long hours, to the daily drug busts, to psychotic and murderous criminals, special agent Sakura Haruno certainly has her work cut out for her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,397 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 237,343 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Right Place, Wrong Time? by Shan84 reviews
It was just another boring day at Borgin and Burkes for Tom Riddle... That is, until a certain bossy, crazy-haired witch stepped through the entrance. Is this your usual time travel story - or is something else at play? HG/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,418 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Grimm Fairy Tail by BelleDayNight reviews
Levy received an enchanted book for payment on a job. As she's showing it off to her friends at lunch, it transports Lucy, Gray, Levy, and Gajeel into Grimm's Fairy Tales. Can they survive this mystical world where every new chapter brings a new danger?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,175 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Lucy H., Gray F.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.]
My Heart Burns for You by alwaysZutarian reviews
Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many obstacles, Zuko and Katara realize that whom their hearts truly burn for is one another. Can they love each other knowing they will hurt those that love them? What will become of them when a new enemy appears with a vengeful plot to destroy everything they had worked for to bring peace?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 718,952 - Reviews: 5477 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Herald of the End by Mach Farcon reviews
AU The world can be forever changed by the simplest of choices. When Sakura takes a different path home one day after the Academy,Naruto gains a new goal: Protect his precious people. No matter the odds. No matter the cost. Konoha, what have you created?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,379 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Enamored by Maddie-san reviews
An unfortunate accident gave him another chance to prove his love. Will it be enough to capture her heart?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,687 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/7/2011 - [Kagome H., Kouga]
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 4,275 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
march of the gift hunters by jaylene reviews
drabbles set in the "Gifted" universe spanning the years between childhood and adulthood. AU. MultiSaku. Sakura centric. SakuraHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,774 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H.
Trapped inside by AnimeLover'sInTown reviews
Sasuke's a vampire who sets his eyes on Sakura. She is under his spell the moment she met him; Sasuke plans to keep it that way, and his true form a secret. But what'll happen to Sakura if she doesn't figure it out and escape, soon? Dark/Possessive Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,807 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,720 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,205 - Follows: 4,986 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Defiance by K-chu reviews
She was a dove in chains. Hidden away in a tower and left to rot, without hope or dreams of salvation. She didn't mind however, because she'd rather be his prisoner than his loyal subject. SasuSaku, Dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,774 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 255,935 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Princely Lessons by K-chu reviews
The King demands that his youngest son receive a thorough sex education to prevent ridicule from the nobles at court. Who else should help the young Prince but the Lady Haruno Sakura and his teacher Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,497 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
And Then You Came Along by MisfitQueen reviews
Blossom and her family have just moved to Townsville. She hasn't had the best past in dealing with people. But upon moving to this new town, She meets two girls that become her best friends, along with three rich boys, who have a hard time hearing the word "No"
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,387 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Blossom, Brick] [Bubbles, Boomer]
Suddenly, Darcy by magwitch reviews
Post-Avengers. Nick Fury gives back the Tesseract to Thor, claiming that humanity is not ready for that kind of power. In exchange, Odin banishes Loki on Earth until the Bifrost regenerates itself. He is to help S.H.I.E.L.D. repair the damage he has caused. If he does not comply, he will be stripped of his immortality. Meanwhile, Darcy Lewis is in desperate need of a job.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,260 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
[HIATUS. Incomplete] In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,000 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,211 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M.
Oral Presentation by Of Healing Love reviews
AU. College was never meant to be easy, per se, but it could have at least been considered manageable. May wasn't sure where she went wrong - was it when she started crushing on her TA or when she found out her boss was a drug dealer? Or perhaps it was when a dangerous gang leader started hitting on her and she accidentally gave him her number... Doesn't matter. She's screwed.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,390 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 11/22/2014 - May/Haruka, Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Steven S./Daigo
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 304,973 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Ignite by AbsentAngel reviews
Puberty hits late, and it hits hard. Natsu quickly learns that not even he can extinguish a fire when there is fuel to feed the flames. [NaLu]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,896 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Unforeseen by Maddie-san reviews
Time was supposed to heal all wounds, but in her case it did not. Perhaps an old friend could.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,690 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Kagome H., Kouga]
Shattered Dreams and New Beginnings by leoslady4ever reviews
Lucy hears words that break her heart, and in her despair, stumbles into a situation that changes her life forever. Will she ever be that girl again? Who will be there to pick up the pieces? WARNING: this story is NOT for children. Rated M for graphic descriptions, bad language, and adult situations. Please do not read unless you are an adult and are prepared for a rough story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,034 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] Gray F., Natsu D.
Box of Little White Lies by CleoArrow reviews
The Teen Titans wake up in a big white room. A mysterious figure behind an enormous screen tells them that in order to escape from the room they have been placed in, they must answer questions about their deepest secrets or lose their lives. (BB/Rae and Rob/Star)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,496 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Incandescent by Of Healing Love reviews
One-shot for Gal Can't Help It. It was supposed to just be quick striptease for some quick money - 4000 dollars, in fact. She would never have done it if it weren't for Ino. Two hours, a birthday party, and two hot businessmen who can't stop staring. Never had Sakura thought it would turn out like THIS... Rated M. Threesome. Pure, shameless smut. The author regrets nothing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16 - [Madara U., Sakura H., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Entropy by Of Healing Love reviews
When Sakura is sent careening into the past to the Warring States Era, her first priority is to get back to the present time. What is not a priority is to be captured by the Uchiha clan and forced into servitude under Madara. Unable to kill him because Konoha hasn't been formed yet, she is tricked and finds herself his slave. Mainly MadaSaku/TobiramaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,367 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Sakura H., Madara U., Tobirama S.] Izuna U.
Happy Ending by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
He'd been preparing for this day for years. She was finally going to be his. The girl of his dreams. The girl he'd been waiting for. What could possibly go wrong? Three-shot for GaaSaku Month.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/1 - [Sakura H., Gaara] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Madara-sensei! by Of Healing Love reviews
In which Sasuke is terrified, Sakura is intrigued, Naruto is in trouble, and Madara is their psychopathic substitute English teacher. MadaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Madara U., Sakura H.] Team Seven
Sweet Temptations by Cheating Death reviews
He was arrogant and rude. He swore more than a sailor, and drank alcohol at eight in the morning. He was Hinata's new boss. And he wasn't about to keep things 'strictly professional' with his cute little assistant. Rated M for swearing and future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,519 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,744 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 4,964 - Follows: 5,417 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Epiphanies by S.M wane reviews
Feeling guilty about the injury of his best friend, Harry tries to make amends to Hermione after the fallout of Skeeter's article. They discover new insights about each other as they fall in love. An alternative to GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,244 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dr. Granger
Obelisk: Kingdom of Beasts by VesperChan reviews
One Kingdom down, three to go. Carrying the scars on her heart, Sakura must brave the dreams again as this time, there are more sinister things then men waiting for her when she goes to sleep. The wolves have come to feast and her body will know their teeth. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 156,145 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Sakura H.
Meant To Be by Pipergirl17 reviews
**Complete** Darcy is selected to attend a business conference in southern France. While there she finds romance, friendship, and an appreciation for the Mediterranean sun. A light-hearted tale that is intended to renew readers' faith in the power of love at first sight.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,020 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
To End an Era by Of Healing Love reviews
"You've never seen her smile, have you? It's the most beautiful thing in the world." Crying, Lucy met Natsu's gaze. "It's hard not to fall in love with that smile. How can you claim she is yours when she's never smiled for you?" Rage emanated from the king. "You will hold your tongue," Rogue spat angrily. "When she is my queen, she will smile."
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Rogue C. - Complete
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape - but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 174,362 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Claiming by monophobian reviews
After years of being condemned to watching her, he's had enough. He will claim her no matter what's in his way.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Kagome H., Kouga] - Complete
Breathless by Marquise de Nile reviews
MadaSaku AU. The brush strokes the canvas just like his fingers itch to touch her silky skin. Dark and disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Madara U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Liturgy of the Hours by PK Samurai reviews
For as long as he can remember, a voice has always been whispering in his mind, twisting him...changing him... [Psychopath!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,005 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,218 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Crushed by Wolfy Tales reviews
Kakashi was indifferent when his team was assigned to Naruto-sensei and not the pink-haired medic Rin worshiped. Then Haruno-sensei created an earthquake with her fist and Kakashi metaphorically fell hard. - Generation Switch AU [Eventual KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014
The Spoils of War by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
The ninja nations are at war, but Sakura Haruno finds herself in a unique position to end hostilities when Gaara Sabaku takes her prisoner. But no-one says no to him and lives and he wants more from her than she's willing to give.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,487 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Gaara]
Creature Cafe by dragontamer ri-chan reviews
Sakura needs a job. She's just not sure that working in an animal-ear cafe is the best choice. When the clients and even one of her bosses start to hit on her, she's certain that she's in trouble in more ways than one. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,862 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sakura H.
What Lurks in the Forest by TheOpenedWay reviews
She is bright and beautiful and everything that they aren't. She made the mistake of getting caught up with them and now that she's been pulled in too deep all she can do is try to see the good in their world. MenSakuNaru. Mature Situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,379 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Menma U.
To Grow a Garden by Wolfy Tales reviews
"So what do you think about having a kid with me, Sakura?" - A family focused one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Goblin King by LoveShinobi-Angelv reviews
AU. The stories were meant to scare them, but when face to face with the montser of their tales, Sakura sees just why the forest across the meadow was forbidden. -Rated for Sexual Content- Note: Contains OCs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,187 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 971,168 - Reviews: 4456 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Mate Hunt by RavenNM reviews
It's a lunar eclipse and all the dragon slayers have basically gone feral. What will happen when Natsu, Laxus and Gajeel escape the guild to go chasing after their intended mates? The girls are now on the run and trying to avoid being claimed by horny dragon slayers that are too far gone to take no for an answer. Rated M for a lots of smutty goodness
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Gajeel R., Lucy H., Natsu D., Laxus D. - Complete
Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette reviews
Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Brothers By Choice by Ravyn reviews
Bonds between brothers can break – but James Potter has never been one to give up and neither are the Marauders. How would the world have changed if instead of trusting Dumbledore, they'd trusted themselves? Maurader Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,026 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 1,087,643 - Reviews: 5199 - Favs: 5,089 - Follows: 4,685 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Choices We Make by Herzenslust reviews
AU. If Hermione had never went to that "Charity Kissing Event", she never would've met Tom Riddle Jr. Maybe that would've made her university life a lot easier. But now she'll never know. - Inspired by a post seen on Tumblr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Hermione G., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
10 Steps to Losing it All by tellmesomethingnew reviews
Written for the Tomione Semhain Challenge, Hermione is invited by Tom Riddle to a mysterious party, resulting in the curiosity getting the better of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Of Love and Monsters by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
GaaSaku one-shot. She'd heard all the fairy tales, read all the heroic novels of knights, damsels and dragons, and knew all the rules. But that was the problem with love: it didn't play by any rules. And that stubborn, frustrating redhead refused to play by hers. Extreme AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 5,704 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The Perfect Costume Problem by AnimaAmore reviews
All Sakura wanted was a decent costume to wear to Ino's mega-important Halloween Bash. What she never bargained for was the sudden appearance of monsters left, right and centre, all vying for her attention! SakuxMulti, comedy all around! A Halloween story because I can, and I've been writing this story for two years and didn't want to go for three. T for mild language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,131 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sakura H., Kimimaro, Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Reflexes by arke-x reviews
The second her hand left his face, she was full of fear and regret. One does not simply slap the legendary Uchiha mid-battle and expect to get away with it. MadaSaku, possibly others (things are up in the air). T for swearing, possible fights. Beware: rating/genres/etc subject to change. (Probably not, but just in case!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U.
Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,265 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Heaven in Hell by li.chan93 reviews
Its Sakura's first year of High School and her life's as crappy as before. But now Uchiha Itachi and the rest of Akatsuki are squeezing their way slowly into Sakura's life, showing her slivers of Heaven in her Hell. Rated M for abuse, drugs, language, sexual reference and situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,095 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Carnevale by TK Grimm reviews
[ObiSaku] After being rescued by a Masked Man, Sakura makes it her mission to discover his identity... even if it means sneaking into the Doge's ballroom during Carnevale. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,070 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi] Ino Y., Rin - Complete
Beautiful Lies by lokishorcrux reviews
When Loki escapes prison, Darcy thought her biggest problem would be putting up with the idiot. When justice follows Loki to Earth, Darcy finds herself entangled in something far worse than anything meeting Thor could have prepared her for. Set after avengers and will cover events in Thor: The Dark World. Tasertricks. Loki/Darcy. Strong Language.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 253,272 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Jane F., Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Primeval by Xaphrin reviews
The beast has branded Raven for its mate, but she refuses to believe that he can claim her. Can Beast Boy convince her that she is the one to satiate him? Or will reason rule over love?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,264 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 7,419 - Follows: 8,527 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Obelisk: Kingdom of Man by VesperChan reviews
'She could swear she smelt sulfur when she exhaled. Nothing good ever came from boys who smelled like sulfur.' An ancient Egyptian curse and a world of dreams opens Sakura up to a life devoid of safety. In the darkness her nightmares bow themselves to her. In the morning they feast on her heart. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Sakura H., Sai, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Out of the Depths by Mordac reviews
My take on the Slytherin!Harry genre. What if Harry's less-than-happy childhood had left him more jaded than canon? No pairings, and you won't find any eleven year olds talking as if they were at a Renaissance fair here either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,762 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Theodore N., Daphne G.
The Butt Of The Joke by leoslady4ever reviews
Spend an afternoon with Lucy and Cana as they admire the assets in Fairy Tail. Collaboration with Nicole4211. (Rated M for language)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Cana A., Lucy H. - Complete
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Hack It! by ImmortalObsession reviews
Voldemort is the brilliant, ruthless heir of a crumbling criminal empire. Amateur computer hacker Hermione Granger has to do volunteer work at Azkaban Prison, or else her dream of going to Duke is taking a one-way ticket down the toilet. But as Hermione learns this handsome murderer has more in common with her than she thinks, the rising mob war becomes the least of her worries...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,761 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
How About No by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: The first time they speak, the conversation ends in an overturned Erlenmeyer flask and a creatively weaponized Bunsen burner; his butter-soft, Italian-leather satchel is covered in scorch marks, and the collar of her lavender cashmere cardigan has been eaten through by a particularly virulent form of benzilic acid. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Teach me, Sakura-sensei! by x. Scarlet Soul .x reviews
AU. Sakura thought that tutoring a bunch of boys after school would be an easy way to get extra credits for university. But she soon found out that, being constantly molested and harassed by these hormone-driven guys wasn't exactly her idea! /Various Sakura pairings/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,242 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sakura H.
Saving Sasuke by griffindork93 reviews
We were going back to save him from Madara, from the dark and from himself. Because if we saved Sasuke, we saved the world. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,229 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking! by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
The Naruto Cast has some advice in this trickery!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Heated Nights And Dark Shadows by Princess Cherry Blossom reviews
Natsu and Lucy head out on a mission to take down a brothel that forces girls into prostitution. In order to succeed, Lucy has to infiltrate the brothel as a prostitute. But when a certain dragon slayer's possessive instincts kick in and all kinds of challenges occur, will chaos ensue?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,508 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Carnage by Cheating Death reviews
"If you notice anything strange in her behavior, please let me know." Hinata was only eight, still innocent to the world around her. Even to the darkness hidden away deep inside her like a slumbering demon. They thought keeping her in confinement would be the solution. However, darkness can't be contained, and blood will eventually be shed. Rated M for swearing and intense gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Too Close for Comfort? by Cheating Death reviews
Out of all days, why did today have to be the one day that Hinata had to take the damn train? Between the overcrowded train cars, the creepy middle-aged man staring at her, and the hot guy she's unintentionally squished up against, it's definitely going to be an interesting ride. Rated M for swearing and suggestive humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Ashville Academy by Impure Paradise reviews
After the abrupt death of their creator, the Utonium sisters are sent to live in an elite boarding school in Ashville, Kansas, until they turn eighteen. Struggling with the loss of their powers and adjusting to humanity is one thing, never did they expect to find their born-again counterparts living just down the hall. (All Original Pairings.)
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 382,664 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Blossom, Brick] [Bubbles, Boomer]
My Red Plum Blossom by The Smiling Angel reviews
When Senju Hashirama first met his wife-to-be, he put a brave smile on his face and welcomed her. When Uzumaki Mito first saw her husband-to-be, she promptly left in search of another spouse. A series of one-shots and drabbles of their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Hashirama S., Mito U.]
Green Maiden by Ice Cream Queen Zshi reviews
After volunteering to be sacrificed to a local dragon, Buttercup is shocked to find out that the dragon can turn into a handsome human boy named Butch. And even more shocked when he declares that she will marry him and become his Maiden.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,209 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Butch, Buttercup
Pull Your Weight by Tozette reviews
One-shot, set in a high school AU. Students of Konoha High are required to lift weights during PE. Sakura is... er, stronger than expected. Silly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Euphoria by uleanblue reviews
This is a belated entry in the April Fool's Day Trickster Challenge. AU. Hermione Granger's meeting with the Dark Lord goes awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Dancing Dawn by AnimaAmore reviews
Sakura teaches dance to pay for her education. However, when she goes to Japan she never expects to meet the Akatsuki, Asia's most popular boyband known for its talented, wild, exotic and totally badass members. Full summary inside. MultiSaku main AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,193 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Skirts & Shoes, Pants & Punches by Nifoi reviews
Sakura, a girly-girl turned tomboy, while struggling with life's hardships and upsetting lies, has to deal with another problem- the unwanted attention she's attracted from almost every boy she knows. "What the f*ck is up with those b*stards?" AkaSaku/ MultiSaku (AU)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,096 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Sakura H., Akatsuki]
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,161 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Consumed by kedavra97 reviews
To be devoured, squandered, or destroyed. No time travel. AU. Dark, possessive Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,192 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 162,420 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sakura-sensei by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
(Slight AU) Sakura loved her three little Chunin, she'd do anything for them. Just like they'd do anything for her, or her attention. (Hashi-Mada-Tobi/Saku)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,854 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Team Seven
She Had the World by Artemis Taichou reviews
A bewildered Sakura finds herself being offered options from Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai that could shatter lines that she had been trying to keep drawn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,804 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Sovereign by lowkeytho reviews
1500's: Tudor-era England, Lady Hermione Warwick-Granger has been summoned to court where she learns not everything is as it seems, while attempting to avoid the power-hungry Duke of Norfolk ,Thomas Riddle, who's taken an interest in her, among other things. AU. No Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Broken Hearts on Canvas by ImmortalObsession reviews
When a terrible turn of events lands 9-year old Hermione Granger in an orphanage, nothing could possibly get worse. Or at least, nothing could get worse until Hermione meets Tom Riddle, the sulky handsome boy who likes to draw and thinks she's his newest toy... AH/AU/rated M for dark themes/1930s-era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,204 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,279 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sleepover by CleoArrow reviews
At a sleepover, Raven, Starfire, Jinx, and Bumblebee all agree to take their "relationships" to the next level. What will happen? Main Raven/Beast Boy with Robin/Starfire, Cyborg/Bumblebee and a bit of Kid Flash/Jinx.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,806 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 350 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Additions by Nifoi reviews
Three toddlers are found in an eerie forest by a pair of Akatsuki members. When they are brought to base, they are decided to be kept. Thus, begins the humorous journey of the S-rank criminals to raise the three children into beautiful killers. AU, kinda/ Rated T for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Akatsuki
The First Time by MizukiYukiko reviews
The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,848 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Plots, house calls and kidnapping Sasuke by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
She'd just wanted to see what Sasuke's house looked like, maybe even have tea with Mikoto if she had time. Looks like things would be more complicated than she'd thought, especially with Mikoto shoving random Uchiha in her face, left right and centre!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Little Intern by iyoopyup reviews
He was everything she aspired to become - successful, admired, even envied. And yet too soon, he became everything she wanted to run from. Hermione Granger struggles with temptations of knowledge, power and Tom Riddle's mischievous ways, all for what was supposed to be a simple, straightforward goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,495 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Goose Girl: A Teen Titans Fairy Tale by watchoutforfallingdinosaurs reviews
AU. A re-imagining of the Grimm Brother's Tale "The Goose Girl" starring our favorite Titans. Princess Raven of Azarath has been offered the hand of a prince in a faraway kingdom, but while traveling, she is betrayed by her longtime companion.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,566 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 239 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
My Friend, Tom by markovgirl reviews
AU: Voldemort never appeared during the trio's time at Hogwarts. A young girl with a diary is found dead. A chance meeting in the library changes everything. Hogwarts has a new student.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Frozen Hearts by EJ Masen SARW reviews
Gray gets caught in a thunderstorm on his way home from the guild, and takes cover in Lucy's apartment. But he arrives to find her in tears. Gray will do anything to take away her pain, no matter the cost. Will one night of shared passion destroy their friendship, or blossom into something more? "There's nothing I wouldn't do for you, Lucy, if you ever asked it of me." Gralu-2 Shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,122 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Deathless One by VesperChan reviews
If they knew they would say she was in over her head, they would say that messing with the ancient ninja arts-the black magic of their culture-would get her killed one day. Sakura was good at listening, but she had always been terrible at saying no. AU Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Winter Solstice by markovgirl reviews
Written for Gutter City Tomione Convention's Winter Challenge 2013. 'The Sun didn't shine brightly the day Tom Riddle came back.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 478,793 - Reviews: 3627 - Favs: 4,776 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
of princes and thieves by Cracker-nin reviews
In this city, there's no space for innocence any more than there's space for heroes. Haruno Sakura has never been much of either. "Would that all the smug, vainglorious, damned inconvenient nobles hounding after poor innocent common girls had a collective set of balls so that I might kick them repeatedly." MultiSaku, Assassin!AU. T for Bad Words and gratuitous violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Fortis et Liber by yuuago-chan reviews
She is strong. They never knew it because they never paid her enough mind to see that she was growing faster than they could ever give her credit for. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,932 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Child Bride by Sorentense reviews
Itachi's gaze shifted to the child bride he was carrying over his shoulder. He supposed he ought to dispose of her. She was weak, and, with her small reserves, would likely remain so. She could be a liability. And yet, having technically married her, he was responsible for the girl. Besides… she had resisted his Sharingan. That should not be possible. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U., Akatsuki
Rise of the Fallen Lord by Mythical Mirages reviews
Harry Potter was no idiot. His living arrangements were just not acceptable. Plan A, being a Good Boy, failed. Maybe he had to try a different plan then... AU, EVIL!DARK!POWERFUL! Harry, Bashing of Various Characters, including TRAMP!Ginny. Harry/Multiple. Rated T for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dawn Drabbles by Razzella reviews
A compilation of all my AkatsukiXSakura drabbles. MultiSaku. AkaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Sakura H., Akatsuki] - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Harmonic Friction reviews
It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Coping With Reality by MusicalGeniusAnimeLover reviews
Sakura's been kicked out of her home after she and her alcoholic and abusive father had a gruesome arguement. In search of a place to stay, she heads to Konoha to stay with her best friend Naruto, but she finds that he is out of the question. What's a girl to do? Shack up with some very sexy older guys. Sakura Multi centric older guys, i.e. Kakashi,etc Eventual Lemons! R&R please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,355 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sakura H.
Darkened Desire by Radiant Innocence reviews
Professor Riddle is the newest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Hermione finds herself steadily becoming attracted to the handsome, brilliant, yet considerably dark man. Obviously, this is an AU fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,565 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Strangeness and Charm by Consume reviews
On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,132 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Never On My Mind by lifelesslyndsey reviews
'Forget about it Paul.'The order took hold. It wasn't instant; Paul's natural inclination to fight all orders wouldn't allow it to take hold in a snap. It crept over him instead, stripping away what choice he had as slow as honey. One minute life was all about her. The next, it wasn't. This is a story of how Paul imprinted. Again. Again. And again. PxB Some OOC, heed the warnings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,404 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Paul, Bella
The Orbiting Meteor by IdreamofEddy reviews
Three and half years after escaping from the mythological and heartbreaking world of Forks, Bella is moving on with her life. What happens when a mysterious stranger catapults her back into the world she so desperately wanted to leave behind? AU/OC/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 415,620 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Bella, Peter
Fluffy by ParadoxZee reviews
*Picture is not mine* Dragon Slayers, a couple of council members, and Lucy Heartfilia. A litter of cats and magic. Just when she thought there was nothing wrong with bringing in the abandoned bundle of kittens there were two very naked men in her bathtub. *Inspired from "Take it or Leave it" written by Korinara.*
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Laxus D., Sting E.
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Petals of Blood by foresttree reviews
Sasusaku. She keeps trying to run away. But he keeps pulling her back in. "I own you." He spoke expressionlessly, and she couldn't argue, no matter how much she tried. [Reconstructed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,373 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hung Up on You by kuku88 reviews
Bubbles feels broken inside because of being bullied. She's too nice to say anything, but it hurts her. So when she gets a mysterious caller, can she feel better...? And who IS the mystery caller, anyway? Rated T, R&R! *COMPLETED!*
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 202,852 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Boomer, Bubbles - Complete
Vinculum Protean by ImmortalObsession reviews
What starts out as a magical experiment becomes something quite nefarious as Hermione Granger becomes prisoner of her own mind, haunted by a dead boy who visits her when she dreams... AU/Rated M for lemons/Dark!Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Violence Is Not The Answer by Lady Icicle reviews
So, Sakura's just been expelled from her school, disowned by her parents, and now, she's attending a new school where everyone seems to think she's the cutest thing since My Little Pony? Wonderful. AU, High School fic, MultiSaku, T for strong language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,854 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H.
Twisted by K-chu reviews
Sasuke realizes he's twisted, wanting something he can't have. Maybe this is all part of his punishment. He never felt this way until he was forced to take care of her. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,501 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Monster by chelseatygers reviews
She was afraid of The Monster, but he had plans for her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
In Your Dreams by storygirl1015 reviews
It's all thanks to a mix-up by her best friend that Sakura gets stuck playing maid to a bunch of pompous, possessive, drop-dead gorgeous billionaires. ALL. SUMMER. LONG. It'd be ok...if they'd just stop groping her. rating pending
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H.
Daddy Dearest by ImmortalObsession reviews
It is 1895 in England. Purebloods are the supremacy. Dumbledore rules them all. Lord Malfoy, one of his many devout followers, has a daughter no one has ever seen. The daughter herself, Hermione Malfoy, never questions the strict rules standing between her and everyone else – that is, until Master Riddle arrives and makes her think twice. AU/OOC/Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,384 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
The Shadow by crazyfan17 reviews
She widened her eyes before they narrowed. "So you intend to force me than?" she asked, body tensing. He shrugged. "If I have to." He said bluntly.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Rogue C., Lucy H. - Complete
It's HIGH SCHOOL! Do what you want! by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
High school life can be complicated with the homework, social events, and boys! New student Sakura Haruno learns this the hard way. "But...I like them all." Sakura Centric Sakumulti. AU Highschool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,204 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H.
Nobody's Prize by storygirl1015 reviews
In modern times, Katniss Everdeen is a normal teenager, sarcastic and tough. When she gets shipped off to an elite private academy with Prim, her fiery attitude unwittingly attracts the attention of the school's heartthrobs. Now Katniss is in the middle of a 3 way tug of war over who gets the right to claim her. But she doesn't plan to make it easy... AU Catoniss/Everthorne/Finniss
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Cato, Katniss E., Gale H., Finnick O.
my head is an animal by jaylene reviews
The first time Orochimaru invades, it's completely unexpected. Caught off guard, thirteen year old Sakura and her friends must fight for their lives against their toughest foe. AU. MultiSaku. Sakura centric. SakuraHarem. Takes place in "Gifted" universe. Sequel to "no good gift goes unpunished." Part three of the "Gifted" universe. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Come Out and Play by Artemis Taichou reviews
Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, and Gaara discover that Sakura knows more about them than they thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2013
The One That Got Away by MizukiYukiko reviews
Perhaps his seven-year-old son's classroom wasn't the best place to reunite with his long lost love, especially when she was looking at him like she wanted to bash his face in with her bare fists. ItachiXSakura. AU Modern. 50 shinobi theme #3. Tossing a coin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pirates, Sake, and Sakura, oh my by storygirl1015 reviews
Sakura is just a young, orphaned thief. She steals to survive and secretly dreams of leaving her boring town of stuck-up aristocrats. What she never dreamed of, was that her antics would lead her to be kidnapped by pirates...or that they'd all be battling to claim her. Mild crack, smut, and maybe OOCness. Sakuxmulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sakura H.
BLOODY LOVE'S by DarkPurpleVampireGirl reviews
The Power Puff Girls are three fairy girls in a monster world, ruled by the strongest monsters of all, Vampires. The Girls get sucked into a Bloody fight over power by just becoming mates to the Vampire Kings 3 sons. PPGXRRB
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,192 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Delusions, Doubts, and Dating by existence555 reviews
James is thrilled to tell his fellow Marauders that he and Lily are finally together. There's only one problem: they don't believe him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Peculiar by StormyInk reviews
In which Itachi falls for Sakura, Sakura likes Sasuke, Naruto and Sasuke realize they're gay in a storage room and Kakashi helps Sai understand it all. Itasaku, Narusasu. Modern AU. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by YouMayThinkImADreamer reviews
"D-didn't anyone tell you? Konoha Academy has a uniform policy for class hours." This time Sakura actually face palmed.She didn't know it at the time but uniforms would be the least of her problems. AkatsukixSakura, with other ships. Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,774 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Stupid Cupid by EmaniaHilel reviews
Chaptered - When one of Raven's deepest, darkest secrets is revealed, havoc ensues. Hopefully, this will involve a lot of romance, a little jealousy, and at least some comedy. The pairing is eventually going to be a triangle... Chapter 14!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,326 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Raven, Robin, Speedy
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Astraphobia by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Dance of the Geisha by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Astraphobia. In which Naruto and Sasuke just have to stop Sakura's impending date with Itachi, and they will do anything to keep her from falling into his hands; and in which Ino and Shisui will make sure that this date does happen, but Sakura is tired of her friends' meddling. And why is Rock Lee dressed as a Geisha? ItachiXSakura. 50 shinobi theme #39. Silk Kimono.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Darkness Beckons by Alive at Midnight reviews
Harry has a prophecy to fulfill, but he has plans of his own. How will he deal with a Dark Lord, a Head Girl, AND his N.E.W.T.s? AU, Slytherin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,715 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Brothel by Of Moon's and Harlequin's reviews
The last thing Sakura ever expected was to fall in-love and be pursued by a glorified prostitute and his...coworkers. Even a train wreck would be paradise compared to her life right now, or so she tells herself at night. Itasaku/Akasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
She is Mine by yellowspotlight89 reviews
His low gaze snapped wide, senses sharpening to the one point across the room: a woman. Raven hair fell around the shoulders, filth staining uncovered legs. Kouga padded to the other side of the spring for a closer look. A spiced, foreign scent coiled to his nose, letting him know at once just who this was. Not just a woman, but his woman. Some Mature chapters.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,477 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kagome H., Kouga
Magic Carpet Ride by MizukiYukiko reviews
It all started with a brick wall. Well, it started with his brother being punched through a brick wall for grabbing her butt during a conference. GaaraXSakura, one shot. Post-war. 50 shinobi theme #46. Brick Wall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Amphiptere by Lord Supremo reviews
Post-OotP. After a traumatic start to his summer at Privet Drive, Harry snaps. An unlikely ally emerges, and Harry's discovery of the true Prophecy leads him away from Dumbledore and into the darkness, ultimately culminating in a battle for his very soul. Features Fem!Blaise, Dark!Aristocrat!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and eventual Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,423 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Complicated Candidates by dragontamer ri-chan reviews
Sakura hates going home to fourteen possessive overyly obssessed men who think they have a say in who she marries. Welcome to just another day in men filled chaos. MultiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,598 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sakura H.
BAKA! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Monsters Lit By Moonlight by MarauderLover7 reviews
At first he thought it was a dog. A big, grey dog that was smiling at him. Then he knew he hadn't seen a dog that big before and decided it must be a wolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
The Good Son by IzPerplexing reviews
He had always thought his first born son was different. James wasn't normal, and Harry refused to believe the worst of him, until it was too late. Written for the 2013 HP Dark Arts Horror Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Ab Initio by Indigo Lily reviews
The Capitol thought they knew it all. Peeta and Katniss, the star-crossed lovers from District 12. So, bogus or not, what happens when the brutal, gorgeous Cato lays his claim?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Street Rat by Brother who befriends reviews
What would happen if Harry was sent to St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys? This wll happen, a smarter, tougher, and a stronger Harry. Watch out Wizarding world. Harry Potter is coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,403 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., OC
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Trophy by TheOpenedWay reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was naive and didn't learn to stay away from strangers or to expect the unexpected, no matter how unrealistic the situation seems to be. VERY Darkfic. Mature Situations/Abduction/Swearing/Violence/Murder. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,670 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Akatsuki guidelines by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
What you need to know to survive in the Akatsuki: Please use wisely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Cherry Blossom Class by storygirl1015 reviews
The Cherry Blossom Class of Konoha Kindergarten is known for their mischievous antics. But when innocent Sakura joins the class, how far will they go to impress her? One thing's for sure, their poor teacher Iruka's going to have more than a few gray hairs before it's over...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sakura H.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
A Ghostly Boy by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Untouchable by night-violet reviews
The lone wolf outside the viciously maintained pack structure, he presented an open threat to all slytherin males. The alpha –in-waiting. Yet he was untouchable...for now, thought Hermione Granger,as she sucked the end of her quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,704 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Theodore N., Hermione G.
Phantom by PinkFalcon reviews
[AU] Misty's Training to be a Master in a large, ancient Stadium, but it isn't easy. First the Battle Ghost gets its greedy hands on her Totodile, and now her old friend Rudi is trying to court her. But the Ghost doesn't like that...PokéShippy.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 146,235 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
His Personal Possession by MyBabyBlues reviews
Bella Swan is kidnapped from her monotonous life by rich & reclusive Edward Cullen who has fallen in love w/her from afar. Can she overcome her anger & fall in love & can they both learn from their mistakes? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,713 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Lullaby by The More Loving One reviews
Bubbles reflects on her journey into psychosis. Warning: Cannibalism, blood, gore.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Bubbles - Complete
Darker Than Night by FoxRain7 reviews
Kagome is a simple maid in the land of Ando. Her life is perfect... That is, until the prince of Lutaru comes to make things official. As some bonds grow stronger and others break, dark secrets will be revealed... Full Sum inside, plz read!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,034 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bankotsu, Kagome H.
Red Canterella by Ice Cream Queen Zshi reviews
Blossom, her parents only child, has finally promised her weak mother to marry the rich, but haughty/sexist Dexter. But will she be able to keep her promise, or will that red eyed, black masked thief knocking on the window distract her?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,554 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Blossom, Brick
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 267 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
The Akatsuki Bro Code by rabid behemoth reviews
Tobi beats prostitutes (at Go Fish), Itachi explains fanfiction, and Team Kakashi suffers from a bathhouse-related accident. There is no fourth wall. [Crackfic!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tertius Vita by Shan84 reviews
Post war and Hermione is struggling to deal with all of the public scrutiny. She decides to escape and attend muggle university for the time being. Who's the handsome stranger in Hermione's classes and why are Draco & Blaise here?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,809 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Glue by Lady Icicle reviews
Because she was the glue that held them together, and she would do anything for her boys. Warning: Character Death, hints of Team Seven x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by kataang97 reviews
"It's simple. Catch me and I'll reward you." Sasuke shifted his head so he was whispering in her sensitive ear, the vauge movement causing icy shivers to travel up her spine. "But if I catch you... you'll be begging that I didn't." "So Sakura, catch me if you can." Lemon chapter 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Operation: E D U C A T I O N by PeinSaku reviews
"What in God's name does this have to do with a dancing panda?" "Really?" Sasuke deadpanned, scarily serious, in a tone that said Madara should be fearing for his life. "If you have to ask, then you clearly don't know what you're getting yourself into." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Sequel to "Operation: F U N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
A Black Wedding Ring by Winterblume reviews
It's 1944 and Hermione Granger is in her seventh and final year at Hogwarts. She's Head Girl, top student in most of her classes and is right in the middle of preparing for her NEWTs exams. Really, everything is quite alright for little Miss Know-It-All. If only it weren't for the Head Boy, Tom Riddle, who seems to be up to something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,273 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 4,435 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hey Jealousy by alazymoon reviews
Lucy, Levy and Juvia are tired of waiting for their boys to confess. Erza comes up with a daring plan – make the boys jealous! But will the girls get more than they bargained for? NaLu, GaLe and Gruvia, with hints of Lyvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,837 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
Consequences by cwamcd reviews
twin!Harry-ok Cliche never thought I would but-what're ya gonna do? Will be dark Harry and very powerful. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,401 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P.
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 5,780 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Darkest Desire: Fear II by CrankshaftRabbit reviews
One month after the crisis between the PPG and the RRB, Blossom is forced to stay with Brick once every week. As summer goes by, Blossom unwittingly becomes closer to her male counterpart. Can she break away, or be under his hold forever? Rated T
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,789 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Infliction by The Straight Elf reviews
Harry was abandoned at Cole's Orphanage at the age of five. Harry was retrieved from it by a dark pair at age eight. Harry killed his first auror at age twelve. Harry rose to dominance at age fifteen. The story of Harry Potter's rise and fall. Remorseless!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,441 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Kindergarten Flirting by Wolf Blossom reviews
Back in kindergarten your mother would tell you if a boy pulls your pigtails he likes you, and if he dips them in paint he loves you. That goes for the rest of your life too. Moreover, when you're an adult and work for the Hottest Man of the Year. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,887 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
no good gift goes unpunished by jaylene reviews
Sakura is forced to jump through quite a few hoops on her first day of official classes. Fortunately, or rather, unfortunately, the rowdy boys of the Boarding Academy for the Gifted are there to help…maybe. AU. MultiSaku. Sakura centric. SakuraHarem. Sequel to "no one mourns the gifted." Part two of the "Gifted" series. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Like Us by existence555 reviews
"You drive like a brilliant maniac, you fight for good, you run a whole company, and you look stunning while doing all of it. Seriously, your hair always looks all flow-y and amazing. If that's not perfect, I don't know what is." Bolin comforts Asami when she's feeling down. Bosami oneshot!
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
Training in Sensitivity by chronicxxinsanity reviews
Some simple training in sensitivity turns into more than just understanding and feeling basic emotions. With the help of his teammate, Sai makes it his latest mission to learn to be sensitive, and realizes why he wants to learn it in the first place. All of this brings Sai to some of the most unusual feelings that he never knew existed; some wonderful, and some horrible.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sai, Sakura H.
Shakespeare In notso Love by ShelbySabaku reviews
Because Shakespeare was a misogynist, and Sakura doesn't appreciate that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
The Fate Of a God by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He didn't know how it happened but his life was now hers to do with as she pleased. He would do anything to protect her, his angel, from all the corruptness of this world...And she would never even know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Between the Pages by Thirrin73 reviews
Come, step into a world of fantasy. But, beware. The forest is an awfully dangerous place. And, once you enter, you won't want to leave. MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuraHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
no one mourns the gifted by jaylene reviews
Sakura meets the rambunctious boys at the Boarding Academy for the Gifted. May God help us all. AU. MultiSaku. Sakura centric. SakuraHarem. Entry for Stormdragon666's contest. Part one of the "Gifted" series. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 238 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A New Twist on an Old Tale by myheart112810 reviews
Sequel to The Tale of a Twisted Love!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,453 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Question with a Million Answers by InTheNameOfSanity reviews
Late one night Grim asks Mandy a question he's been wondering for quite a long time. It was then Grim was reminded that Mandy was only, in fact, a thirteen year old girl, not a dark, hideous demon in disguise, like he often thought. Oneshot.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Mandy, Grim - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3082 - Favs: 8,332 - Follows: 8,273 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Wolves in Men's Clothing by dragontamer ri-chan reviews
Sakura lives at the edge of a wolf preserve and has been helping take care of abandoned wolf pups for a few years. Her favorites are the current alphas she helped to raise. What happens when they turn into men and want her for a mate? Multisaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H.
The Boy Who Killed by Kwan Li reviews
Blood. There was so much blood. Why was there so much blood? Canon. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fear Itself by CrankshaftRabbit reviews
When Blossom starts having nightmares about Brick, she tries to avoid him at all costs. But disater ensues when the Rowdyruff leader becomes curious about her relunctance to fight him. Brick x Blossom. Rating has changed. News for a Sequel Inside.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,428 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
The Doll Chronicles 2: Desperation by The More Loving One reviews
The doll always targets the innocents. The Masters' faithful minion lures them away, and changes them. And now, Luna is its target... Darkfic! Please don't read if sensitive to evilness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
My Hero by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"What hero do you want to be, Sasuke? Superman? Batman? Spiderman?" she asked. He looked her straight in the eye and said, "Your man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Doll Chronicles 1: Self Suffocation by The More Loving One reviews
Him takes Bubbles away to an evil place. A place that slowly drives her insane, and changes her. And the company of a doll is all she has to live for... Darkfic! Please don't read if you're sensitive to evilness!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bubbles - Complete
Innocent Seduction by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. kuxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,223 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Captured INDEFINITE HIATUS by xSakuraWings reviews
Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,667 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Katana by Myrddin Emrys The Third reviews
Sakura is a doctor in the modern world, but an encounter with an ancient sword sends her spinning back in time into the arms of one of the most powerful warriors in history. GaaSaku. Rated M for lemons and graphic scenes, if I can manage it. Rewriting! Also on hiatus too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 10/3/2009 - [Sakura H., Gaara] Naruto U., Neji H.
Coffee Crazed by ShelbySabaku reviews
And no matter what, a suggestive innuendo and phone number were always left on her coffee cup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Qualities by GoXC reviews
First fanfic! After reading a book, Sai attempts to portray the qualities he thinks women desire in a man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sai
Somniare by Thirrin73 reviews
She would stay with them, her dear Dreamers, as they created their worlds and loved their little dream. She would stay, until the Nightmares began. Even then, she would love them, and they her. Uchiha/Sakura. For StormDragon666.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inside the Mad House by VesperChan reviews
What happened inside Domo, doesn't stay in Domo. Sakura's stay with possessive, psychopathic males is a haunting affair. Sakura multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sweet Surrender by xSakuraWings reviews
It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Fight For Something Precious by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Never, and I mean NEVER, let your vampire husband impregnate you. Murderous immortals, Instincts, pervertedness, and poor pregnant me who's just going with the flow. "Do not make me belly-bash you, I promise that you will fly without wings" Sequel to Bite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dragon and the Siren by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Zutara, Hades x Persephone inspired. In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,362 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
My Way of Love by Eophan reviews
Maka visits Stein while he is under house-arrest, hoping only to cheer him and spend time with him. She soon finds that she got more than she bargained for. One-Shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Roomies by Laetans reviews
After Team Natsu finally destroys an entire town, Makarov gives them the ultimate team-building challenge: Erza, Natsu, Lucy, Gray, and Happy have to live together. Part 4: The Job I
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
20 Perfect Dates: New Version by Saku-Chan.x reviews
AU: Ino Yamanaka is considered many things, a scheming matchmaker happens to be one of them. Add in her completely oblivious rosette friend to the mix, and you've got 20 Perfect Dates. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Power Hungry by Emertheawesome reviews
Barty finds her perfectly powerful. Hermione just finds him annoying. SwirlsofBlack is, once again, a fantastic beta. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Best Present by sami.60 reviews
My present to a friend: Lucy takes a bath and ends up in the Spirit World? Merry Christmas, Loke! Rated M for lemon and some mildly offensive language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
Kidnapped By A God by justalil'obsessed reviews
Everyone knows the Cullen brothers are notorious criminals that can evade conviction at every turn. Everyone also knows that they always get what they want. To bad they decide they want Bella and her friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Owning you by aoi mizu no tenshi reviews
After a battle with a dark mage, Natsu is forced into heat. How will the rest cope up with a dragon slayer who wants nothing to do but claim his mate? -NaLu all the way-
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3982 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Gorgeous Nightmare by Thirrin73 reviews
They were each gorgeous, animalistic nightmares in their own way. And it only took a night locked in an abandoned, supposedly haunted hotel for Sakura to figure out WHY. /Uchiha/Sakura, MultiSaku\ For StormDragon666's Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rob Me of my Sanity by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
Sakura dreams of things that she can't imagine to be real, only to find out that on Halloween even your worst nightmares can come to life right before your eyes. For StormDragon666's Halloween one-shot contest. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
This Is My Idea by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
"I don't care what you say mother, she's not coming! She won't be allowed near the palace. She won't even be allowed to reach within twenty feet of it!" Slightly AU. Based on The Swan Princess.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,905 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Cat Bath by Wild Rhov reviews
Loke needs to hide after angering Aquarius. He takes refuge in Lucy's home, but first she declares he really needs a bath. However, Loke has a weakness: the Spirit of the Lion is terrified of water!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] - Complete
A Certain Slant of Light by Paimpont reviews
The war is over, and students are returning to Hogwarts. No one seems to notice that there is a new ghost lingering in the shadows. No one, except for a girl who can't sleep... Ghost!Tom/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Must Not Hit Patient In Critical Condition by wingedmercury reviews
"I was critically injured...by a circus midget?" "A rogue circus midget. Tiny but deadly." Wherein Sasuke is injured, Naruto force feeds him with an airplane, and Sakura tries to help him urinate but fails epically. SasuSaku with hints of SasuSakuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Team Seven, Sasuke U. - Complete
Emotionally Compromised by Sapherindrial reviews
"I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED SASUKE, AND YOU THREW A KUNAI AT ME. WHY ARE YOU SO INSENSITIVE?" Seriously, if Sakura was like that when she had her period, what would she be like when she was pregnant? Oneshot. Rated T for unnecessary cursing :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Urban Collage by StormDragon666 reviews
Saya and Nobuyuki Haruno stood and smiled when their daughter stepped out of her car, bright and capable as ever. And they dropped their jaws when they saw the boyfriend's face covered in piercings. PainSaku Drabblefic. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Accidental Haircut by cutecrazyice reviews
Neji? Haircut? Do those even go hand in hand? Sakura's about to find out. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
No Limes, Lemons, Oranges, or Pomelos by wingedmercury reviews
When Naruto and the gang finally get wi-fi in Konoha, they are appalled by what they see and decide to write their own fanfic. Hilarity—and fanfic war—ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,168 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Can You Feel the Love Tonight? by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
Drabble-ish Blues. Boomer just couldn't stop grinning at his luck. Companion piece to Kiss the Girl and A Whole New World.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Boomer, Bubbles - Complete
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Company Kids by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU I'd heard about them all growing up. The Company Kids stuck to themselves, ruling the school. Now that I was one of them, would I let them cut me off from my friends? No way. But how can I survive the up and downs of their romantic-ness? MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sakura H.
A Whole New World by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
Drabble-ish Greens. Buttercup was such a girl deep down. Companion piece to Kiss the Girl.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Mall Boys by IvoryGlass reviews
You would think that working at a mall would be a girl's dream come true. For Sakura Haruno, it's where all her troubles began. Stupid hormonal men. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Brick Jojo: The Owner's Guide by rooniey reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the BRICK unit. Inside are the instructions to help it reach it's full potential. Other units mentioned not included.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Brick - Complete
Unexpected Addiction by Maddie-san reviews
Chocolate leads to an unexpected obsession and an unlikely thief. How is Kagome to cope when someone is stealing her favorite treat? How will she deal with this new addiction?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 255 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Orange Sherbet reviews
"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
Drabble-ish Reds. Brick was going to have to monitor what Boomer and Butch watched from now on.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Kissy Face by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Devil's Story by Faust VII reviews
Dumbledore had been correct. Love was the greatest weapon. It had set him free after all. Oneshot. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The School Therapist by Saku-Chan.x reviews
AU OOC: When Sakura volunteers to work as the school's therapist as a favour to Tsunade, it doesn't exactly go well as she had planned. MultiSaku, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Confectioner's Sugar by Miss Chocolat reviews
Baker Sakura can't help but hand out cupcakes to the unfortunate and depressed. Sakuharem, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sakura H.
Accept by AdderFangBasiliskVenom reviews
She'd been right though, she had attracted a lot of stares. And she'd also, unknowingly, attracted the stares of the most feared school gang in all the countries: The Akatsuki. And it was all because of her hair, her pastel pink hair. One-Shot, PeinSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Doll Master by Saku-Chan.x reviews
AU: After her grandmother passed away, Sakura was left with all of her possessions including a few interesting dolls, that come alive? Life had never been this complicated for Sakura, "Sakura-sama, we have come to take care of you." Until now. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sakura H.
Fallen Leaves by Thirrin73 reviews
With thirteen men pining after her in her own mind, you'd think Sakura would know enough about herself to figure out a way to escape them. Unfortunately, they seem to know more about her than she does. And it looks like they want to get out just like her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sakura H.
The Irresistable by xSakuraWings reviews
The pinkette was furious. "Why can't they just keep their hands off me?" Sakura spatted angrily. "Stupid hormonal men." SakuMulti.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Operation: F U N by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: E D U C A T I O N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
All's Fair by Juniper11 reviews
Team Seven decides that when it comes to Sakura's heart...All's Fair in Love and War. Sakura x Team Seven & Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,742 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Team Seven - Complete
Talking to a Wall by knobbly knees reviews
Because Shisui and Itachi are a tag team of sorts, Minato can't handle kids, Kiba likes redheads, and because Karin's in heat. Language Warning. Facebook Comedy Drabbles. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Hot Sauce & Handcuffs by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So, Itachi, I've been told you're dating Kisame-sempai. How's the sex?" Itachi never was good at just letting things go. Sakura Haruno was about to learn the hard way how to keep her big mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cherry Poppin' by Orange Sherbet reviews
Because if there was one thing Sakura was sure of, it was that a shinobi trusted his penis more than his instincts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Speed Dating by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fortuna Di Amore: Fortune of Love by nodirection reviews
In a time of civil war an bloodshed, lived a girl named Sakura. Amongst the death and chaos, she meets the soldiers of Shinobi. Through her journey she meets friends and discovers something she thought she couldn't have...love. *sakucentric* *AU & OOC*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sakura H.
Asylum Kids: Inmates' Profiles by Randomonium reviews
-Companion to 'Asylum Kids'- "Doctor, doctor, save me from myself." 'I think I'm crazy'. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ino Y.
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
The Night Under by StormDragon666 reviews
It was unlikely, that Sakura would fall through a hole and land in a nightworld inhabited by demons. It was strange, the way they treated her so kindly. It was chilling, that they did not want her to leave. MultiSaku oneshot for Halloween contest, 2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ruby Shoes by Thirrin73 reviews
"I'll get you my lovely blossom! And your little dog too." "But Akamaru's not even my dog!" /MultiSakura\ Oneshot for Vesper chan's contest, October Spirit
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,531 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Drops of Amour by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Hermione has bigger problems than war after an accident in Potions douses Draco in Amortentia. How will she handle the sickeningly nice Malfoy? Can she continue hating him until he comes back to his senses? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,720 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Autumn Leaves by ShelbySabaku reviews
"Madara get your lazy, unmotivated ass up and help me or else I'm going to shove this rake up somewhere I know you won't want it to be." Sakura loathed Fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
One Hour by niteryde reviews
Vegeta makes good on his promise to take his eight-year-old son Trunks to the park for an hour. One shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
Parental Control by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heroes of Hoenn by xXsapphireheartXx reviews
Red, Gold, and now me—Steven says it's fate. I have to disagree. It's terrible, terrible, good luck. Based on RSE
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,994 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Wisdom of Drunks by prone2dementia reviews
Harry and Draco get drunk. There are consequences. 'Nuff said? A sequel to Fear of One's Own Darkness, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Flirt by ShelbySabaku reviews
"Hey gorgeous, how about I show you the biggest bone of your entire life?" Sakura always hated it when he got like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Dysfunctional by fowl68 reviews
They're not sure when they started thinking of the others as 'theirs'. When the couch became 'our couch'. Somewhere in between snarls and laughter; arguments and forgiveness, they suppose. Team 7 fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Bite me and I'll bite you back by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
How do you make someone love you? You kidnap them of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ring, Ring by Xmarksthespot reviews
He proposes. She says, "Only if you get on one knee." He was in a meeting. She was in the hospital. They were on the phone. Oneshot, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aestheticism by SwiftKick reviews
She was fragile and pale; a blossom in the wind he resolved to catch. Shī Sakura. Abduction Fic Prompt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Shī, Sakura H.
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 243 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
CoinOperated Boy by Emertheawesome reviews
When Sakura brings a doll home she gets much more than expected. Who knew that a doll could be so real?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Knights in Shining Armor by Tsuki479 reviews
Sakura's cousin, Karin, has her everything- her love, friends and parents trust. But when she had nothing, she met some weird people that made her world upsidedown. HIGHSCHOOL FIC. / Sakucentric / Sakura centric / Sakura Multiple / Sakumultiple /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Claude Monet by StormDragon666 reviews
The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,473 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blue Cendrillon by Ice Cream Queen Zshi reviews
A Cinderella story with a few surprising twists!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Boomer, Bubbles - Complete
Prisoners by Dashall reviews
Oneshot. "I did NOT run around like a headless chicken, I made well-planned tactical manouevres. KabuSakuSasu. SEQUEL TO DIPLOMACY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
You by Crowlows19 reviews
You are something different, something terrible. And you go from world to world doing Magic's bidding for that is all you are alive for. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Hell by TimelessTears reviews
Minato wishes he was in the Death God's stomach. As it turns out, Heaven's not so much fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Retribution by prone2dementia reviews
...One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest... The Boy-Who-Lived-to-Murder-the-Dursleys takes on Hogwarts. Dear Old Dumbles has made a dire mistake. Sequel to Retaliate, can be read as standalone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P.
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Legion of Shining Souls by ncfan reviews
50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Tenten, Tsunade S. - Complete
Afterlife by sinemoras09 reviews
Her heaven is just a cage. Mikoto watches her sons from the afterlife. Gen. Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. Vague spoilers for chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Unforgivable Curse by MissAnnThropic reviews
He was one of the kindest people she'd ever known, certainly the bravest, but to look at him now she wouldn't imagine a hidden hero. He was just an unloved boy, a reputation more than a person to most, and tired and lonely of being a scar and a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
New Year's with the Uchiha's couldn't be so bad, right? Right? "Mother, you're choking her." Scratch that. It was going to be a nightmare. Sequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." — AU. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Sway by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura will never understand how she got roped into going Salsa dancing during December. Especially when the six men who invited her have been in love with her since she was twelve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Bedroom Talk by CraveCataclysm reviews
Itachi learns a new word from Kakashi, and decides to ask Sandaime about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Birthday by existence555 reviews
3 of Kakashi's birthdays, with Team Minato, by himself, and with Team 7. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Farrago by onceuponachildhood reviews
300 one-sentence prompts about Konoha’s infamous Team Seven. No particular order. Manga spoilers up to ch. 459. Some AU-ish. .:All 300 up:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Retaliate by prone2dementia reviews
The last straw had been small, but it had resulted in the gruesome murder of the Dursley family by one Harry James Potter... Oneshot with sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
They Say by Dreaming Knightess reviews
In the corner, Temari grinned, looking up from her own paperwork. 'You know, they say that every time you sneeze, someone's thinking about you.' In which a silly superstition is applied to the new Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 875 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Evil Hair Clip by elle6778 reviews
Itachi never paid much attention to the antics of his admirers, including the gifts they sent. However when a gift, presumably from one of them, landed him in hospital, he could no longer disregard it. Non-massacre AU. Ita/Saku. 50 shinobi Theme No: 14
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Hair by existence555 reviews
A young Sasuke discusses his desired living situation for himself and Sakura with his mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Their Pink Haired Secretary by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Woes of Procrastination by Karin Ochibi-chan reviews
AU- Sakura does NOT approve of procrastination. Ask anyone and they would say the same thing. So why was she constantly being delayed with her deadlines? Well, that's simple, she was cursed with a horrible grandfather and moronic housemates. Saku/multiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Necessity by Delicate Desires reviews
She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Vogue by Saku-Chan.x reviews
Sakura has just gotten a job which 'a million girls would kill for'. She was offered a place as the personal assistant to the editor and chief of Vogue Magazine, by her friend Ino. But what happens when the job becomes more than a handful? -On Hiatus-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"So, Sakura-chan!" she chirped. "When can I be expecting grandchildren?" I choked on my food. Dear Lord, what is WRONG with this woman? — Sequel to "Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know." Prequel to "Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know." — AU. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Predator and Prey by Strings of a Puppet reviews
He's the bully. She's the nerd. He's the rebel. She's the saint. He begins a game to destroy her while she finds herself hopelessly caught in his clutches. After all, he's the predator and she... his prey. l AU. Dark fic. l
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,599 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — AU. Crack-ish. Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Do Unto Others by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto learns to practice the Golden Rule. Incorrectly. Do unto others, as they have done unto you. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
Dishes by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
She knew that we never really cleaned the dishes, but she loved that we tried. Rated T for Hidan's colourful language. ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Love Potion by Amber Myst reviews
Jinx casts a love spell on Robin but Raven becomes the object of his affections. What's a girl to do when the man who's fallen head over heels in love with her doesn't 'really' love her? She tries to cope of course, but his kisses are distracting...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,521 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Diplomacy by Dashall reviews
-OneShot- "You wrecked my shirt, and I can't see." Slight KabuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 593 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Not Caring by True Dawn reviews
Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Consequences by True Dawn reviews
Why should I fight for a world that will not fight for themselves?" Harry has a very different reaction to hearing the prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Eyelash Wishes by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Once upon a time, there was a prince, and a princess. Except, the prince was near insane, the princess was emotionally unstable, and happily ever afters didn’t exist with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Enemy Cuddles by Sweet Ashori reviews
When trapped in a shack on a rainy night, what would you do to keep warm? KabuSaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Best Laid Plans by cutecrazyice reviews
Sequel to 13 Tips, 24 Hours. Three years later, they meet again. It's sparks. It's animosity. It's confusion. But what happened in the cave, stays in the cave...right? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Foot in the Door by Mira-Jade reviews
Sometimes she had the sneaking suspicion that Sesshoumaru was interested. You know . . . like that. Sesshoumaru X Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Desired by JustALittleTwisted reviews
A year after their last encounter with Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto have trained hard to bring him back, but their quest to save him takes a back seat when Akatsuki and Orochimaru set their sights on a new target...Sakura. SakuraXMany M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,649 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H.
In Love With My Best Friend by kalina-blue reviews
On Halloween, Harry is trying to tell Hermione how he feels about her. Post-DH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Happy Ending? by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Harry and Hermione discuss her various pairings in the Harry Potter universe. Short, humorous one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not in the Bingo Books by Valzen reviews
Haruno Sakura was not in the bingo books, at least not the ones she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 263 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
A Puzzle in the Chaos by vampgirl8 reviews
Upon Sasuke's return, Temari and Kankuro host a party in Suna. With truth or dare, seven minutes in heaven, and two crazy inners, what sort of chaos shall ensue? And what romance? Will two oblivious people FINALLY get together? GaaraXSakura LONG ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Troy by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Live On by demonicnargles reviews
As the host, Naruto could not ever resist the demon's stronger urges. Strongest of all is the will to survive. And so Naruto will do anything, anything at all to keep going. Whatever it takes, no matter the cost, so that he can live on. Dark One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 836 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 431 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Angels by BlackElement7 reviews
They were her angels, but they had betrayed her. ItaSaku, implied SasuSaku, NaruSaku, KakaSaku, SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
C o o t i e i t i s by Tamai reviews
Boys and their cooties, yuck! Sesshoumaru x Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Truth in Misconceptions by Trapped in Icy Flame reviews
They made assumptions about what the girls were born to do. There was some truth in their misconceptions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Behind the Name, Beneath the Farce by Suklaamousse reviews
Young Tom Riddle's drunken and anguished quest to come up with a terrifying alias for himself after visiting Little Hangleton. Warning: mild swearing, WW bashing and generally offending human race. Drunk!Tom. Vignette. Oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,474 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Childhood Hell by BlackElement7 reviews
He takes a tentative step into this world that she calls her mind. Sakuracentric, Kakashi's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Dream Come True by Gadjo reviews
Harry Potter was the Hero who had it all... except anyone to care that he was dying. Awaiting death, he decides he doesn't want to be alone any longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the BoyWhoLived by Seel'vor reviews
On that fateful night, Halloween, 1981, Voldemort was defeated by the BWL, Andrew Potter. What happened to Harry? He became... something else. H/Hr/G. Rating for language and implied situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,012 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sanctuary by Orodruin reviews
He ran as if the hounds of hell were at his ankles because they were: the Leaf's yellow-haired devil and his demonic child-warriors. The Rock Ninja are people, too. Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Icha Icha Thief by elle6778 reviews
Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Underwear by thatreevesgirl reviews
Why shouldn't a girl get all riled up at the thought of a sexy man in a pair of boxerbriefs? A humorous reverse harem fic featuring Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,047 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
To Seek Within by twitch and spaz reviews
People say in times of great pain and torment, the mind will reach out to extraodinary bounds. What if they were to break? Who would fix them? All Naruto and Sasuke have is each other. Why is that? Where is Kakashi and Sakura? Dark fic, SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dear Hormones, by Guttersnipe reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
End of Silence by nazzy and jerkez reviews
Only a broken woman can love a broken man. — SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tainted by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
His fingers never relent in grip, and her tears spill over as the room whispers to her, loathing, accusing: “Tainted little cherry blossom.” [SasuSaku][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Veneer by kauzchen reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
End Game by Serpentseeker reviews
Naruto's thoughts before and during his suicide. He's planned it all out and it's time to execute the plan. ONESHOT. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 382 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Patriarchs by afriendtosell reviews
One day, Jiraiya takes Naruto to the Yondaime's grave. [Naruto, however, never quite believed in the concept of having a father, and it shows][Father's day fic 2 of 2]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Colors: Birthday by Watercolor Ink reviews
The annual Kyuubi Festival, and also Naruto's birthday. Not that anyone's ever cared, except for the villagers who like to torch him on this day. Things change when Sasuke and Sakura step in. Naru angst, Team 7 friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chronicles of Itachia by uchiha.s reviews
July 30: Noisy prune lives on still. Parents found bear trap in crib. Am grounded. [WARNING: POINTLESS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Time by kauzchen reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Pick Up Lines by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Green Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
Gaara and Sakura have an unexpected collusion. This starts the addiction... that will calm one demon, and instigate the other. Sets after the preliminaries of the chunnin exam. GaaSaku Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Bite by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires. What explains our enduring fascination with Vampires? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? ItaSaku, Oneshot...darkness ensues...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Symbiosis by Monday reviews
But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Faint by hyperthermophile reviews
It takes the ultimate sacrifice for people to realize that maybe, just maybe, Naruto isn't the demon they thought he was. Too bad that realization came too late to save him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Christmas Lights by Inell13 reviews
“What have you gotten yourself into this time, Granger?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Manslayer by Lady Salazar reviews
The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Forgiveness by ricecooker2000 reviews
A Hollow that got out of hand. Dark and smutty. Almost a lemon. Ichigo x Rukia [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
Magnetism by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. She left him once and it broke both of them. But now, destiny has arranged for them to meet again and this time, he doesn't intend to let go. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,087 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Concrete Angel: A Plea for the Children by Ceara Ivory reviews
Life at the Dursley's takes it final toll on Harry. Rated M for child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mask by BlackBelt reviews
Strong M, DARK, Oneshot: It had all been a lie. A ruse. A mask. He was not a misunderstood angel wanting to be a leader but a monster wanting to be a tyrant. (Edited)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
MASK by FastForward reviews
Series of oneshots about the six people in Naruto I believe wear masks. Can you guess which six?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 279 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Who's the Monster Now? by FastForward reviews
Naruto always gets beat up for what he has inside of him. Why should today be any different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Change in the Wind by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.Sakura.Gaara.Temari.Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 401 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
What Fools by RainOwl reviews
Sometimes Naruto scowls . . . Oneshot, no coupling.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
It was His by bleurrrgh reviews
Naruto can be incredibly sticky regarding certain issues. Oneshot, drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twisted by Ravyn reviews
A dark promise is completed when Kenshin leaves for China. Kaoru, broken and numb, neither intends to hamper his journey, or too unleash his dark half. But the Battousai is free, untamed, raw, and possessive.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,157 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - [Kaoru, Battousai] - Complete
Where She Needs to Go by Three AM reviews
She stopped directly in front of him, standing and unmoving. She couldn’t break away from his piercing gaze. And right at that moment, she regretted coming home to him. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 5,081 - Follows: 1,040 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Great Heights by Ninjacat reviews
Uchiha Mikoto on raising the son that will be her killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2005
The Problem With Cupboards by opalish reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 387 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Shatterglass by Ravyn reviews
Kamiya Kaoru is hiding from the only salvation she ever found. Her past stalks her fragmented shadows like broken glass, unwilling to leave her. To let her leave him. Nothing will change it.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/18/2004 - [Kaoru, Battousai] - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 492 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The boy in the cupboard under the stairs by Under the Oak Tree reviews
(One-shot)Tribute fic to the authors of HPfics who've realised that Harry's still stuck in his cupboard and needs someone to get him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
It's The Little Things That Count reviews
Harry Potter is hiding something from everyone including himself. An ancient being has grown tired of the abuse rained down on this one child and decides to do something about it. *May contain spoilers from books/movies and rating may go up.* Weasley/ Dumbledore/ OC bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W.