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Author has written 23 stories for Warriors, 100% Wolf, Harry Potter, and Demon's Lexicon.

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How to Tell if You Cat is Plotting to Kill You

Bringing you dead animals – This isn’t a gift; it’s a warning.

Staring Contest – If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.

Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter – When your cat does this, it is actually a failed ambush.

Kneading on you – You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness.

Hiding in dark places and watching you – Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat.

Throwing up grass – Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.

Sleeping on your electronics – Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world.

Pawing at your face while you sleep – Cats aren’t very good at smothering people, but this won’t stop them from trying.

Excessive shoveling of kitty litter – After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies.


All the funny copy-paste things previously in my profile were just taking up space, so I removed them. However, that one was too cute to delete.

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Rumored In Love by georgesgurl117 reviews
Hermione has never shied away from a confrontation with Rita Skeeter, and she's about to find out why she should have. But perhaps through all of the lies and the lines, she can find something truer than she ever thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,505 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Que Sera Sera by Glaistig reviews
L won and Light Yagami was convicted as Kira. Light was sentenced to a prison for the criminally insane and dangerous. Previously a secret, L became famous world-wide. It's been five years since then. Now L has gotten a phone call about the former mass murderer. They've both changed… will they change from enemies into something else? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/31/2013 - [L, Light Y.] Watari
Young Love, Old Evil by lordlosslove reviews
When Hermione gets put in detention by Snape for the entire christmas break, she knows it will be a living hell especially when she has to spend christmas with him as well. But a question pops up, is ther more to Snape then what meets the eye? READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,839 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Unplanned Consequences by Alina Larin reviews
Everybody knows that attack is the best form of defence. With the marriage law coming, Hermione Granger decides to strike first. Takes place during the 6th year, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,381 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Life we Chose by Mak3sh1ft reviews
A one-shot. "Do you always stare at my star?" His questions always sounded like statements to her, as though he already knew the truth. BK-201's star goes active on New Year's Eve and Misaki answers the call. Hei/Misaki
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Hei, M. Kirihara - Complete
Corruption by Matt Guthrie reviews
Two American exchange students come to Hogwarts in the wake of Voldemort's return and wind up with so much more than they had bargained for. This story takes place thoughout OOTP, but probably won't completely follow it. It will be dark in places. T for violence, mild language, underage drinking, some depressing stuff and some torture scenes. Co-written with xSoulfirexCrookshanksx.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., OC
The Dark Lady by xXporcelainXx reviews
Voldemort is young again, and eager to gain power. He wants a Dark Lady though, and he has a certain girl in mind. What happens when she accepts to be the Dark Lady? How will her friends react? Most of all... What has gotten into Hermione ! read&review :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
One More Stupid Love Song by slightlysmall reviews
A collection of one-shots loosely based on songs. See chapter list for songs and pairings. Various pairings, eras, and ratings - all T or under. Warnings for individual chapters given at the start of each. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,354 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Remus L., Luna L., N. Tonks, Rolf S. - Complete
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a Death Eater by Ryah Ignis reviews
Meet Ryah Ignis, self-proclaimed self insert of this lovely fanfic. Join her on her wild ride as she tries to escape the wrath of a VERY angry Dark Lord, attempts to write the best fanfic ever and simultaneously wrecks havoc on the wizarding timeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Voldemort
Hermione Snape: The Perpetual Potion by eternallost reviews
Hermoine knows that something has gone wrong with her potion but she does not know that it will alter the progression of her life and her Professor's, beginning with her 5th year at Hogwarts. Fits with the course of the movies and ties in Lily. Rated M for chapters to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Snitch of Secrets by IllusiveButterfly reviews
The war is over and Harry desperately wants to know his parents story. So he comes up with a plan to see their story for himself. He doesn't care how he does it, a spell, a potion, time travel! What he doesn't know is someone else already knows how he can
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 71,312 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Muggle Games by DominoTyler reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Cho, Luna, Ginny, Pavarti, Draco are all locked in a classroom. No magic, no way to harm each other. A box of muggle games is their only amusement for three days. Don't own HP or games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Souls of Courage by TwilightNerd reviews
Lord Voldemort takes a sudden interest in Harry's friends, and Hermione agrees to do whatever is needed in order to ensure his safety. Snape must give her Occlumency lessons, and is later responsible for her safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 221,361 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Deepest Regrets by 567random reviews
"My deepest regret is to inform all of you of what is to come. It is not a happy story, not at the beginning. It is not cupcakes and butterflies, nor dancing and laughing. It is a time where many die, both good and bad, and where many are turned against one another." HIATUS! Sorry guys, this isn't forever, I just want to work on my other story then change this one, but I'll be back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., OC
Check Mate by PrincessFreakinCastiel reviews
Artemis wakes up in Dr. J Argon's psychiatric ward with nearly all his memories. The one he's missing? Holly. If you like comedy romance light comedy please read! First story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Curse of the Heart by RedBisou reviews
After Severus begs for Lily's life, he is cursed to live his life as a muggle, trapped inside an enchanted house for the rest of his days. That is, until the curse is changed. He must now find a pure heart to love and be loved in return. Bad summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Enough is enough by Andrea Jacobs reviews
Hermione is back at Hogwarts after the defeat of Voldemort, retaking her seventh year. A drain of Hermione's magical resources leads to her getting help from an unexpected source, Snape. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,252 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Diaries of the Heart by PrincessFreakinCastiel reviews
A collection of poems and drabbles that give insight into Artemis and Holly's emotions during his recovery. Set between TAC and TLG. A bit depressing at times, but there is light to meet the darkness :) Hartemis! :)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
He loves me by variableviolet reviews
How do you tell the one person you're not supposed to love you love them when you're scared of the reply
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
20 Questions by variableviolet reviews
Just a quick one-shot for the sake of writing daily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Path You Choose by KCKibbles reviews
*Currently being rewritten* "I never thought you were this naive." "Naive?" "Trusting. Innocent." "I like to see the good in people, what's wrong with that?" CoS AU. Being stuck in a diary for 50 years can make one lonely, but growing too attached to your prey can be dangerous. A story told in 100-word snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 325 - Words: 35,271 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Mirror of Erised by 567random reviews
What the characters would see in the mirror, in my opinion.Reviews are always welcome, positive or negative. But hopefully they're positive :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011
A Raven's Story by worrywart reviews
What does it take to learn to be a friend? Hermione opens a letter from a certain snarky professor and the rest of their lives will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,156 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My first kiss went a little like this by NinjahGirl reviews
Draco knows Hermione hasn't had her first kiss. He reveals it to everyone, and needs to make it up. The only thing he has to make sure he doesn't do is fall for her along the way; which he thinks he might have. The only thing he doesn't know is that Hermione might have feelings for him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,014 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Take Your Aim by JasmineT reviews
19 years after the final battle, Hermione Granger has finally come to terms with her life. She has a great job, a "loving" fiancé, and according to the Daily Prophet: a bloody fantastic life. But, what if one day...fate brings her back in time? Will she take her aim? Time Turner with a twist fic, DH Epilogue Disregarded, formerly Until the End of Time. Give it a try :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dream Dweller by slightlysmall reviews
Lily Evans has agreed to marry James, but when she's alone, she just can't seem to stop thinking about Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
But she couldnt, not today by rainfall1310 reviews
The final battle is growing near, and Hermione is finding it hard to help both herself and her friends. Will help come from an unexpected place? AU, OOC, EWE. P.S-pen name change. Previously rainfall1310, now EmAlways 31012,same thing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Match by Edgeless reviews
Fred and George are identical, of course. But not completely the same, and this bothers George. How far will he go to make sure they match? I know, very bad description. Eating Disorder warning! NO TWINCEST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,301 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - George W., Fred W.
The Interlude (to The Final Forgiveness) by ChristinaFay reviews
A companion story for The Final Forgiveness. Years after a future Hermione left Severus after a summer together, Severus was still holding on to the tender memory. A story of his struggle since she left, and their journey together after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,162 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lies by friendofbread reviews
A dramafraught romance between Snape and Hermione pre and postHBP. You say it can't be done believably? I say it can! Just give it a chance. And let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Wish by Dream. Love. Smile reviews
"Just...wish."
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Like a Sister by snapefan520 reviews
Hermione leaves the wizarding world for the muggle world, and meets a new friend who eventually leads her to Severus Snape. Friendship, comfort, eventual SS/HG romance. Mostly DH compliant, disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,035 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Born of Vengeance by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Taryn Quiakides comes face to face with a ghost from the past. Jaylee wants revenge for her father's death. Can they get past their hate and find their saving grace? Taryn/Jaylee
League, Sherrilyn Kenyon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011
Chatroom: Past meets Present meets Future by Megsay reviews
The Harry Potter characters stumble across an online chatroom. Who will they meet while there? Lily, James, Harry, Albus, Remus, Sirius, Severus, and more...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Don't You Love Me? by TheDarkLindsey reviews
Hermione has a crush for Snape, but Snape is dating McGonagall ew! . What happens when McGonagall breaks up with Snape, and Hermione is there to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Product of the Imagination by VivusEtIterum reviews
Seven kisses, seven moments, and a love that will last a lifetime. Written for the Seven Kisses Challenge over on the HPFC Forum. Completed oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bianca's Letter by Nicole di Angelo reviews
Nico wanted to bring Bianca back to life, but he cannot. A one shot on what happened when Nico found out Bianca was reborn. Please just give it a try.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Nico A., Bianca A. - Complete
Just Friends by 2NiCe4U reviews
It only takes a spark to start a fire. SSHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by 567random reviews
Slytherins and Gryffindors are gathering, what could possibly be happening? Dramione! Mentions BZ/GW HP/DG RW/PP TN/AG Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Final Forgiveness by ChristinaFay reviews
Hermione was cursed back in time and was saved by a young potions master. After knowing all of his secrets, it would be most difficult not to fall in love with the troubled soul behind the mask. NOT a marauders era fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,442 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Burning Bridges by Matt Guthrie reviews
Ginny is killed during the HBP skirmish on Hogwarts, and Ron blames Harry. Both fall into deep depressions as their friendship deteriorates, leaving Hermione on the outside, trying to help them forgive each other. Threeshot. Slight Ron bashing. No romance involved. T for weighty subject matter and suicide references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Sketch In Time by Master Snape reviews
A simple moment in a love story that spans the test of time. Written for an exchange that failed to happen. I did not want the story to sit wasted, so I decided to post it here. No reviews are necessary. If you enjoy it, that is enough for me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unquestionable Love: The Problems of a Prodigy by CRMediaGal reviews
Jeannie has started her first year at Hogwarts, but what happens when the youngest Snape requests a visitation with Severus shortly after the start of term? Companion piece to Unquestionable Love. One-shot, AU, Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unquestionable Love by CRMediaGal reviews
Nineteen years have passed since the Second Wizarding War. Hermione's and Severus's world has drastically changed, but their lives are about to come crashing down again. Epic novel with angst, drama, mystery and, above all, love. First of a series, AU, Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 315,592 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Promise by 567random reviews
Draco helps Hermione understand why it's better to live in the present. Dramione! R&R Rated T for minor swear. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Behind the Whiskers and the Purrs by ChristinaFay reviews
A lighthearted story about a gentle werewolf and an unlikely furry friend throughout the years. Of course, there is always more hidden behind the animagus forms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Plan Of Attack by 4lter3go reviews
When Dumbledore hears of an attack of Hogwarts he decides to split the trio up and pair them with a professor. But who pulled the short straw and got Snape as their guardian? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Secret Project by Guitarlove reviews
Winter is fed up with Leven not telling her what his mysterious project is. It doesn't help that nobody will tell her what it is. LevenXWinter This is my first fanfic, ever!
Leven Thumps - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Winter, Leven T. - Complete
Flabbergasted by 2NiCe4U reviews
A series of encounters between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that leave one or both parties, well, flabbergasted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Forbidden Love by 567random reviews
Hermione reflects on how it happened between her and Draco in her journal. Sorry, bad at summeries. Draco/Hermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to be an ideal Death Eater by iamnobody679 reviews
A challenge from my DADA class on Mugglenet. So you want to be a good Death Eater? Here are some tips. I hope I succeeded in making someone laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Finally! by emilyjasmine reviews
Severus has been asking Hermione forever and has been getting the same answer, it's now time for him to try a different method to get his love to agree. Revisited and better than before, I think so anyway xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hearts by youcanreachthestars reviews
It's been twelve years since Lily's death, and Snape has regained his courage to look into the Mirror of Erised again. But will it affect him as badly as last time, or is he strong enough now to withstand the terrible sadness it holds? Snape/Lily, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Sight by RoyalJamboree reviews
The little boy always saw more than he should. The little boy always saw what Tom Riddle didn't want anyone to see. Too bad, really...for that little boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Eyes! by blue artemis reviews
A romantic dinner
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Last Words by 07BodomChild reviews
Children Of Bodom lost their singer/guitarist.Here's the reason why...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Forbidden Love: A Tale Of Two Kitties by Blimey The Toad reviews
A moment in the lives of two cats in love at Hogwarts. A CroNo pairing... written solely because of a total absense of this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Surprise Kisses by debjunk reviews
Every time Severus sees Hermione, he kisses her. What's going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Pendragon Sedai reviews
Hermione gets dared to do something terrible and the consequences are even more horrifying...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Opposite Day by 2NiCe4U reviews
Dumbledore feels that Hogwarts has been too quiet lately, and decides to spice things up for a day. Will Severus want to kill him or thank him by the end of it? oneshot SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by JunoMagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7031 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Living Legacy by sshg316 reviews
An ancient spell, sealed with a kiss, leads to consequences both expected and unexpected. When truths are revealed, lives will be irrevocably changed, and two people will learn that a legacy is more than something left behind. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,154 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Match Made In Heaven by Lone Butterfly reviews
A conversation at the Pearly Gates between one who is slightly dead, one who is very dead, and the ArchAngel Gabriel. [Warning: Christian Themes abound!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by GinnyW 31 reviews
After being setup on two disastrous blind dates, Hermione reluctantly agrees to a third. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Clouds On the Horizon by Wile reviews
Sequel to Messing With the Wrong Woman. Why Can't Snape let himself be happy and what can make him change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dare a Kiss by Wile reviews
Hermione takes a dare, but what's the outcome? Two points of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Messing With the Wrong Woman by Wile reviews
Snape's in for it when Hermione's displeased with her grades. Just read the story. You'll find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When I Kissed the teacher by tokfia reviews
What would happen if Hermione suddenly stood up in Potions and kissed her teacher?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Regrets by Strega Brava reviews
Severus ponders an opportunity lost as he reminisces about a special night. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hogwarts Carol by Strega Brava reviews
A Hogwartian twist on a Dickens classic. AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions by Autumnmist reviews
Hermione confesses to a humorous misdeed committed back when she was a student. (Rated PG for some innuendos)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Tale as Old as Time by Miracle Vedilien reviews
******First two chapters: GOOD OLD(see bio)*****Hermione and Snape get a mission they really don't want to have... with each other. Not that bad, once they get over the fact that they have to act as a married couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2001 - Published: 12/7/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Dear FanFiction reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters to fanfiction with critisism, praise, disgust and lots more! Repost, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012
Someday reviews
A nameless demon, taken over by her own host, struggles with her past and unexpected new feelings: emotions. She begins plotting to regain control.
Demon's Lexicon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013
Vanishing Doubts reviews
She wishes she could just tell him her feelings for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forever, I'm Yours reviews
Her father beats her, her mother is always away at work, and all she wants to do it go back to Hogwarts and escape this nightmare of a life. When she finally gets the nerve to run away from home, she runs into the last person she wanted to see, although something about him has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
First Date reviews
In response to KeepCalmAndTrustSnape's challenge on HPFC forum. 100 word clips on how Hermione and Severus ended up on their first date. No longer a drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Feline Flirt reviews
What would happen if Mrs. Norris started flirting with Crookshanks? There aren't many Crook/Norris fics out there, so here's my take!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris
Harry Potter is WHAT? reviews
Harry Potter and the rest of Hogwarts have been cursed as cats... 4ever. The War has just taken place, and Hermione gets a huge shock. Who will be there to help her through these troubled times as felines?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
New Grief, Old Friends reviews
Response to Freeverse OTP Challenge on HPFFC Forum. Hermione and Severus share each others grief during the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
It Wasn't There reviews
Book 1, page 199, line 13; J. K. Rowling didn't put dilogue in that part, but I was curious as to what Harry and Ron might have been talking about... May add more chapters, may not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012
Flames, Scales and a Touch of Affection reviews
Dragons are attacking Hogwarts and while the professors are getting the students away from the castle, Harry disappears, and Hermione realises he's going to fight the dragons—alone. When she runs after him, who runs after her? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Is There a Problem? reviews
Some of the stupidest arguments in Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012
Is this Loving or Loathing? reviews
*Altered Summery* Hermione gets her first detention... In the Dark Forest, and, worse, with Snape. When things go horrible wrong, Hermione is forced to give up her most treasured possession to save Snape: Her very life. Snape needs to bring her back, but in the process he loses every drop of magic he has and the only way to get it back is to love and be loved...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Promise reviews
Hermione is the only survivor of the War. When grief tries to overcome her, who will be there to help her? HG/SS Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mystifying Insight reviews
Dustclaw is trying to make sense of a prophecy a visitor gave: "You are the Chosen One. You must find a lost, important Clan." When he asked who the Clan was, he got one word in answer. "ThunderClan." Follow him as he tries just to get his journey started! T for excessive blood and battles.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Un enigma inesperado reviews
Cuando el tiempo de Hermione Turner se sale de control, donde se terminan?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Mystic Waters reviews
Join Serenity, Fireheart and Dusty, three wolves who are determined to find The Mystic Waters. Danger, new friends and humans are just a few of their casualties. This is my own story, and its VERY long, so enjoy! Please give it a chance and review!
100% Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
An Unexpected Riddle reviews
When Hermiones Time Turner goes out of control, she goes back in time farther than anticipated. Who will she meet? HG/TR Please give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Regrets reviews
The final war is taking place and Harry has just left Hermione to fight Voldemort. What will happen when a very much alive Severus Snape finds her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Hermione G.
That's the Past reviews
He was always the one teased, picked on and pushed around. And now, he wants revenge. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Expelliarmus! reviews
So, I thought I would write a FanFic of all the Harry Potter spells, so here you are! Please let me know if I am missing any.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Complete
Vuelo entre las estrellas reviews
"Usted sabe, yo debería poner en prisión por estar fuera de hora," llegó un acento suave. La niña levantó la vista hacia el hombre oscuro. "Pero no", respondió ella. HG / SS Por favor, dale una oportunidad!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Rise of BloodClan reviews
Join the Fight of BloodClan and BlazeClan! Unexpected ending, please give it a chance and review!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
Flight Among the Stars reviews
"You know, I should give you detention for being out past curfew," came a soft drawl. The girl glanced up momentarily and smiled at the dark man. "But you won't," she replied matter-of-fact, her eyes teasing gently. HG/SS Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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