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Joined 11-25-11, id: 3463366, Profile Updated: 07-08-15
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Pokémon, Doctor Who, Legend of Zelda, Death Note, and Kuroshitsuji.

Writer's block is back.

I will try to not abandon any story, but in that, realize that stories which I have lost inspiration/motivation for may go for many, many months without updates.

Additional: It's fanfiction. I reserve the right to be historically inaccurate and incorrect. It's a hobby. I'm not going to dedicate tons of research to it. That said, if a reviewer points out the inaccuracies, I will go back and fix them in accordance to the errors the reviewer as indicated.


I write because I like it, because I have too many characters and ideas I've created otherwise. Generally speaking my original stuff is much, much better than my fanfiction - which is mostly crap because it's a hobby, I don't dedicate much time to it, and generally I post ideas without really thinking ahead or, you know, completing it before posting.

I am currently working on my NaNoWriMo 2014 winner "Of Gods and the Undead," which takes place in the world of Vellaix and features a protagonist searching for his brother, and currently standing at around 60 thousand words. Once I finish it I intend to revise, proofread, and hopefully get it published.

On the side, I am additionally working on a couple short stories to try and get those published, to get my name out there. So far I've gotten three rejections, but I intend to get something published no matter how many rejections I get.

Updates to my fanfiction will be... sporadic, partially because of the above and partially because I am, as always, trying to figure out what direction I want to take the fic in. Additionally I am working on a separate Pokemon fanfiction which I intend to write properly and finish before posting so that I can claim that I've written a piece of good fanfiction.

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The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,161 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Unshakeable Genius by November Has Come reviews
The afterlife was nothing like L had expected, but he wasn't the world's greatest detective for nothing. And Amestris was full of secrets.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 6/9 - Edward E., Maes H., Roy M., L
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,182 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Untitled Tome by Ihateseatbelts reviews
Some call him the next Dumbledore. Others, a thrall of Grindelwald. Not even Harry himself is sure of where he belongs, until one book leads him on the path to discovering his ill-fated parents' efforts to conceal a dangerously magical secret. In the meantime, Chief-wizard Malfoy has his eyes set on Hogwarts, and only Sir Albus stands in his way. Massive!Wizarding World, No!BWL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 146,103 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 6,177 - Follows: 7,267 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Team Rocket: Built On Lies by GioRocket reviews
Set after the events of Operation Tempest, Team Rocket's next mission plans to send the whole world into ruin. But how will Team Rocket survive when they see that Operation Tempest changed Giovanni forever.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,648 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Team Rocket
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Rain by LoliBat reviews
Humans spend their short, transient lives bustling about; few are aware of their guardians peering at them, never moving. Shifts in power must be equal for the universe to maintain balanced. Sebastian should have known that the Fates' sharp eyes would not miss his contract with Ciel. "So what business does an angel have with me?" Ciel asked. Mangaverse, no pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/12/2014
Elysium by Scribhneoir45 reviews
Previously titled 'You're Beautiful'. Sephiroth, weary and afflicted with his life, believes his one chance at peace comes in the form of a blond boy with blue eyes. One man's obsession will destroy or alter the lives of everyone involved.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 262,684 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 7417 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 5,959 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Extended Unova Pokemon Guide by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
This Guide will give you the very best advice and information on how to raise, train, bond and take care of your very own Unova-native pokemon! Learn everything you can about your little (or big) friends! Written by the highly accomplished and quirky Pokemon Professor Fuhri. Note: The author is not held accountable for any murders or injuries inflicted by Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 138 - Words: 365,065 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zoroark, Victini, Genesect, Cobalion
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 4,803 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Consequences of Power by Matt Thermo reviews
After escaping the asylum with the unintended help of another patient, Azula is up to her old tricks as she plans revenge against Zuko. But, as her mental state declines, she may find that her greatest enemy is herself. As Azula... full summery inside
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 229,848 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Azula
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Protector by Amira Devant reviews
Squall meets a strange boy while out training, forming a connection with him. It's a friendship that will turn the tide of war and a love that changes the world. HPxSL. Lion Pair!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,378 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Squall L. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 727 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
The Wizard's World: YR 1 by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Harry has returned to the wizarding world, as foretold, his father & Pokémon in tow. Dark plots come to light when Harry Ketchum comes face to face w/ Harry Potter. Story is AU. Evil!Dumbledore, Weasley Bashing, & light Hermione Bashing. Edits completed on 2/12. Story is still COMPLETE
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,458 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
The Crown Prince by Unknownmusic reviews
Firelord Azulon had been furious at his second son. What right did Ozai have to demand the throne when his own brother had just suffered a loss? He delivered Ozai's punishment, but eavesdropping Azula hadn't liked what she had heard and twisted the truth. What if her lies had never taken root and the true punishment had been carried out as planned?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,585 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Zuko
When Balance Fails by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. It has been eight years since the Avatar fell against Fire Lord Ozai. The Empire rules the known world, yet some still dream of freedom. Prince Zuko, although restored to his status in the Fire Nation, vows to destroy his father, while Sokka fights to rekindle the Resistance. New factions rise, old loyalties fade, and nothing is what it seems. Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Toph
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Zuko, Sokka
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Labyrinth by Kroontjespen reviews
The mind of a prodigy is a scary thing. Hermione Granger's however is downright terrifying. AU. Slytherin!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Shadows of a Slytherin by Mrs. Vega reviews
Book 3 of my Son of the Dark Lord Series. Harry's in his third year, and things are really changing now. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,903 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Heirs to a Spider's Web by Arysthae reviews
Light Yagami was a bright little child, solving cases for his father from a young age and maintaining A grades in both of his schools. One day, he solves a case he wasn't supposed to; one of L's cases. When L and Watari catch on to his identity, they petition to send him to Wammy's house, with hilarious consequences. Rated T for future chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,040 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Light Y.
Lease of new Life by Brodus reviews
10 year old Harry has suffered horrible abuse for most of his short life. A concerned Dumbledore sends Severus and McGonagall to check up on him. What Severus finds there horrifies him and challenges all his preconceived notions about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 442,343 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
ClicheStorm by Ysavvryl reviews
What if your starting Pokemon was a man-eating legendary dragon? B/W fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 334,624 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Kyurem - Complete
The Wishing Door by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,165 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Mislabelled by XpaperplaneX reviews
The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
A Wizarding Coincidence by Atharos reviews
Harry Potter, Wizard Extraordinaire, purely by coincidence, makes a discovery which will change many a world. One-shot. TimeLord!Harry but vastly different from normal. 3rd person. Meant to be funny but might not be. Please Read and Review. T only for complex language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold Thunder by Eggbert 3000 reviews
What if Zuko was different? What if he wasn't a hot headed and stubborn firebender with a major complex? What if.. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Zuko, Toph
The Chocobo Effect by Nobody Famous reviews
Many stories tell of how Cloud goes back in time and tries to save everyone and change things for the better by fulfilling his dream of becoming SOLDIER. "Cloud? Where are you going? Midgar's the other way. Cloud? CLOUD!" This isn't one of them. CRACK
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 8,138 - Follows: 1,768 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 401 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5930 - Favs: 6,440 - Follows: 3,508 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Absolute by 666Cliche reviews
Power corrupts. Absolutely. Harry Potter finds the Death Note and resolves to use it to save the world. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Handle With Care by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Rise of the Riddles by Mrs. Vega reviews
Sequel to Son of the Dark Lord. Please read SDL before this, or things won't make sense. This is following Harry's second year at Hogwarts. Rated T just in case. COMPLETE - EDITED 2/21
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,122 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Prankster by LAB Rats reviews
There is a new Prankster at Hogwarts, who doesn't play by the rules. Tell me if you think it should become a longer story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
Son of the Dark Lord by Mrs. Vega reviews
What if Voldemort's attack on Lily and James was to get his son back? Rated T just in case. COMPLETE - EDITED 2/21
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,031 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 496 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10447 - Favs: 13,091 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 1,006 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
I Love You by greengirl6 reviews
Snape never really thought that daily declerations of love would be part of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 222 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 984 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Army by mel92 reviews
AU. The last of Potter's army: the Golden trio, the twins, Ginny, Draco, Luna and Neville are accidentally sent back to their infant bodies after the fall of Hogwarts. Harry gets the shock of a lifetime when he meets his family. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Harry P.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
An Unwilling Ownership by Lanta reviews
ABANDONED. When Harry comes to Hogwarts shortly after his eleventh birthday, he finds that money is not all that his parents left him. They also left him a slave, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Dumbledore by Qoheleth reviews
A companion to Textualsphinx's "A Sorting Song by Severus". Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Divination by evansentranced reviews
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Grey reviews
Harry Grey, formerly Harry Potter. Currently living in Victorian Britain. Owner of the Greymort line of umbrellas, hats, and scarves. And of course, his primary and preferred job - that of the detective. And unfortunately for both him and for Ciel Phantomhive, things have become much more complicated when interference from Above and Below appear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/10 - Harry P., OC, Ciel P.
Questions reviews
In the Muggle world, there is L. In the Wizard world, there is Harry Potter, aka Q. In Japan, a criminal killer known as Kira is rising, causing criminals to die of heart attack of mysterious methods. Both detectives have set their eye on catching Kira. The board is set, and there are three players, each one confident in their ability. Who will win in the end, though?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Harry P., Light Y., L
The Rabbit's Cut reviews
Category determined by newest oneshot. Currently consists of Harry Potter oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Nicolas F.
Time Lord & Dark Lord: Oneshot reviews
A Time Lord named Cord lands in Hyrule and just so happens to encounter Vaati. Cord leaves, but Vaati snuck on board. But then Cord has the TARDIS go back to Hyrule and he shoves Vaati off-board.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - OC, Vaati - Complete
Beyond Truth and Ideals - A Oneshot reviews
In a different Unova, Ghetsis is crueler and more brutal in his methods. N was never an orphan imprisoned in the castle, Anthea and Concordia were never meant to keep N's "innocence", and it makes for a sadder story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hero/Ransei - Complete
Lycan's Awakening reviews
Two researchers are investigating the desert in Hoenn for mythical Pokemon thought gone several hundred years. They encounter some Trainers... Collab between me and Blastburnman.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013
Destiny in a New World reviews
A ritual transports Harry to the Pokemon world. And so he gains a new destiny in this new world... but in the wake of unexplainable events, what plans does fate have in store for Harry Potter, the Riolu of Ash Ketchum?
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,361 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Thorn Chronicles: Unova Adventure reviews
Thorn started with a Egg his Uncle got him. He is joined by Hayla and Cilan for a while. He aims to get all eleven Unova Badges. With threats and lies hanging over his head, it'll be up to Thorn to stop the rise of Team Plasma. And with a few Pokemon, Thorn is determined either way. And he's gaining fans, whom nicknamed him the 'Blue Trenchcoat.' Complete!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
The Gentleman Named Potter reviews
If Harry was a gentleman... Starts with the trial in fifth-year. Features: an infuriatingly polite Harry! an unfailingly unhelpful Ministry! an extremely powerful Harry! Harry is a renowned gentleman, and his reputation precedes him. His politeness and bluntness can lead to some very funny adventures... Manipulative!Harry! Short fifth year AU, written for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Mortem Potter reviews
Harry Mortem Potter is sarcastic, witty, has common sense, and only a few select friends, Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom, Harry's surprising everybody. He's a Slytherin put in Gryffindor. Dumbledore really felt damned of his decision. No slash. Story complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,500 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
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