Cheese Simian
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 02-21-03, id: 346379

I'm eating my head.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Stupid School Project by MorriganFearn reviews
Marie Alder, Rogue Writer, and St. John Allerdyce want to complete their English project in style. They're going to write about their friends as superheroes. But if they uncover something painful? Do they write about it, or let things go? Powerless AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,914 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/6/2004
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Sound of Her Voice by Sarah Haywood reviews
When Inuyasha, the deaf son of a multimillionare, finds an ad for a clinic that will cure his deafness, he meets the mute daughter of his doctor, Kagome. [Inukag]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Of Beast And Blade by Scribbler reviews
[AU] In a distant realm where sword and sorcery rule, unlikely heroes have been chosen to save their world. [Ch20: Ororo finally shows her true colours. Meanwhile, Tabby's dramatic appearance in the fight against Sabertooth may be a double edged sword]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 255,455 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002
Oblivious by Jess Pallas reviews
What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,462 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Turn, Smile, Shift, Repeat by sodapoppp reviews
From Day 1, the day they came to the Institute. Enter the New Recruits. (CH 8: Disposable Parts) “KILL YOU." - Jubilee Lee, the girl with the big yellow trenchcoat. Kind of resembles Madeline the Brave French Schoolgirl, come to think of it. Huh. Odd.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,061 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 11/19/2003
Hunting The Traitor by FairyTale reviews
Would Harry's life have been better if he hadn't lived with the Dursleys? Seven year old Harry Potter's world collapses within the blink of an eye, and now it's up to Remus to hunt down the traitor responsible for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 269,794 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders: Year Three by Melissitchka reviews
Before they were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, they were just Remus, Peter, Sirius and James, four Third Year Hogwarts students trying to survive being thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,374 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Judgment Day by Scribbler reviews
Four years ago, mutants were exposed to the world. Humanity retaliated with the XVirus, a strain of biological warfare that ransacked the planet and left devastation in its wake. Epilogue 2: Not quite a happy ending [Now with added fanart goodness!]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 224,825 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
Never Forget by StupidX reviews
Now Complete... with Epilogue!:: When all hope is lost, what do you do? Crawl into a hole and die... I was trying to stir up a reaction with this one. I haven't seen it done before.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Complete
Truth or Dare: On Location! by Draco-luver reviews
Chapter 7! Prancing Ponies and perky sales girls. And themed clocks? R&R!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 5/17/2003
Stereotypes of FFnet by Malevolent Darkness reviews
This is a parody of the stereotypical stories on FF.Net, each chapter dedicated to spoofing the things you ALWAYS see in typical pairings. We have a ROMY, KURTTY, RIETRO, LANCITTY, SCOGUE, KIETRO, ROVAN, KIOTR, JOTT, and TONDA! Mary Sue chapter up!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003
Project: Wagner by Kiki Cabou reviews
More Kurt than you can shake a stick at! This now completed collection centers around everyone's favorite fuzzy dude, who is a most entertaining work in progress.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,632 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
Meaning of Christmas and all that stuff by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! A twisted version of 'A Christmas Carol' set in the future world of Evo.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
Broken Trust by Sashi reviews
Yep, I'm writing another fic! Shadowcat has been captured by an organization that experiments on mutants. Kurtty!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/16/2003
The Inside Story by Neva reviews
Completed. A Subreality reporter interviews the Evo characters concerning the way they're portrayed over the course of more than two seasons of fan fiction.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
While the Adults are away by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! The thrid in the group torture fics. This is what happened to the mansion during 'Teacher Training', read them side by side and be amazed!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,457 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Complete
The Experiment by Link and Luigi reviews
Because of their new found peace, Professor Xavier, Mystique and Magneto have nothing to do. So, to fill their time, they decide to conduct a little age experiment on a few of their henchmen with one of Forge's new inventions. COMPLETED!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,789 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Accent? by The Phantom reviews
Gambit becomes distressed when he realizes that, Cajun though he may be, he is lacking in the accent department. So he sets off with fellow stereotype Pyro on a riotous and accent-filled journey! Warning: contains EXTREME accents. Read with caution.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2003
Shattered Mirror by Yma reviews
A story of one night in the Brotherhood house, told from each of their perspectives. Set after The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Chapter 5: Freddy. DONE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003
Xmen religions! by Kalaki reviews
If you want a religion for your x-men obsession but can't be bothered to come up with one yourself just read mine!! Magneto up
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002
Random Fanfiction Experiments by Link and Luigi reviews
Bored over Christmas vacation, Beast and Professor Xavier decide to write an X-Men Evolution fanfiction. Unfortunately, they can't exactly stick to one genre. *COMPLETED!!!*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,394 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Complete
Glasgedächtnisse by LeDiz reviews
The side story to I Always Do Glass memories. For those who don't know, this is the story of the years between Kurt Wagner's Seventh and tenth birthdays, and the Hell that he forgot. Ugh! Hooray for corny summaries!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Healing by Sailor X1 reviews
*Info on the Sequel has been added* Ok, that title really stinks but oh well. Um, it's basically a typical Kurt/Kitty focusing mainly on Kurt and his 'fur issues.' Not amazingly original but this is my first fanfic ever so cut me some slack
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
Kurt hands! by Kalaki reviews
Ever wondered what having three fingers is like? That's what the x-men are trying to find out (without Kurt knowing of course!) FINAL CHAPTER!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002
The Lonely Ones by amber-goddess reviews
(A fic where Rogue and Kurt have discovered that they are siblings) Chap 24 - Mystique finally brings her plan into action, piting the Brotherhood and the X-Men against each other...with Kurt and Rogue on opposite sides...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,802 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Tapestry by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] It's the night before Rahne and Jubilee leave the Institute, and both the XMen and their teachers have things on their minds they aren't willing to share with each other.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Sugar and Spice by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! The first in the 'picking on various groups' saga. First up, The Girls! The girls are sent to a girls camp.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,594 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Complete
Being Normal by Yma reviews
Are the X-men a group of Superheros somhow traped in a fake (but all too lifelike) world, or are they a group of mixed up institutionalised but normal kids living desperate fantasy lives? Look inside to see! Chapter 3 now up! RnR please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,488 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003
28 Days by Torenza reviews
Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,065 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
There Must Be Some Kind of Way Out of Here by Molotov reviews
My first fanfic - be gentle...or not...it's up to you. This is the story about a mutant with a useless power (his arms fall off) who comes to the Institute, and his interaction with the other students there, as seen from his point of view.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,386 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002
A Singular Day by InterNutter reviews
There are some things I can't avoid, and giving my fave characters a childhood is one of them ^_^ Days in the life of our favourite fuzzball. Chapter 20 at long last!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,450 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 5/10/2002
Moonlight Reflections by NightElfCrawler reviews
Chapter 14 now up! Picking up the mental pieces.....
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,606 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 8/27/2002
Trying to Stay Normal by Rads reviews
*Completed Fic* Chapter 12!! AU- A Kurt fic based on his powers and other attributes developing differently- without knowledge of the Xmen or the Brotherhood -how is a teenager meant to cope? Chapter 12
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,071 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Cowboy Bebop: The Funny Sessions by RySenkari reviews
(COMPLETE) A parody/satire of the 26 sessions of Cowboy Bebop! Everything not funny made funny! Everything funny made even funnier!
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,216 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Complete
Plot? What Plot? by InterNutter reviews
Chapter 15 is up! *Fi*nally! Rated for some language. Bunch of unrelated tales joined together by their distinguishing feature - no plot! Oh, and lots of the Elf.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,435 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 12/3/2001
Switched! by Jamie August reviews
The X-Men run into a mutant with the power to make them switch bodies! Mayhem ensues, especially when the Brotherhood gets involved! HEY! The whole thing is finished now! YAY!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,939 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2002 - Published: 12/22/2001
So Into You by InterNutter reviews
Kurt and Kitty swap bodies for a day. Rated for genderbending and references to nudity. Completed fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Complete